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I saw them on Twitter and like five women were having a mental breakdown in the comment section
@nikmrn
Жыл бұрын
I think the video meme of it is way funnier, because there the fat girl is eating a big mac and breathing very heavily, as well as saying it in a very funny way lol
@equinox4901
Жыл бұрын
Some besties are actually helping their shy friends and some are just jealous.
@jennyduong3498
Жыл бұрын
I died laughing when I saw it
@captaincupcake7969
Жыл бұрын
@@equinox4901 props to the ones being nice and helpful, shame to the ones being jealous and rude
@unimation97
Жыл бұрын
12:37 op actually stands for; In games=over powered In Reddit=original poster When someone calls you op=I honestly have no idea
@SeaGreenBoii7643
Жыл бұрын
Depends on context, Calling someone op on Reddit is original poster, on a game is overpowered, Op is just people not wanting to type out people's names on Reddit, which transitioned to other platforms so Op is now a normal term
@krystofkarda7395
Жыл бұрын
One punch man can be over powered man
@ghooober
Жыл бұрын
In Minecraft servers: operator
@AntiSimpTrooper-175
Жыл бұрын
I guess I'm powerful then
@MasterQueef3762
Жыл бұрын
@@krystofkarda7395 I mean, technically true
@FroggyMemesYT
Жыл бұрын
How do you stop an astronaut’s baby from crying? You rocket.
@ThumosTheUnbroken
Жыл бұрын
Bruh
@reubengeldenhuys8599
Жыл бұрын
i like this, this is nice
@ImAHappyDuck
Жыл бұрын
You take it into space, take off the helmet and go back inside😊
@FroggyMemesYT
Жыл бұрын
@Pockets the cult leader fr, it goes to the shadow realm
@JanusHoW
Жыл бұрын
Last time I was this early, dinosaurs still walked the earth.
@Markiplierforreal
Жыл бұрын
This is gonna blow up
@swampy725
Жыл бұрын
Omg same Actually last time I was early god was still working on the big bang to create the universe
@Clemdauphin
Жыл бұрын
So you are early now?
@michaelmartinez4985
Жыл бұрын
Take me with you when your famous
@fishyfish201
Жыл бұрын
Just watched a superliminal speedrun now it's time for some memes
@-fleetwaysupersonic-7802
Жыл бұрын
“Bur-jer king” I’m about to throw my phone in the shredder 3:31
@furiousfurry
Жыл бұрын
"Shes not interested" The fact people believe they can just talk for their friends like this (or from the looke of this scenario a random person) is astounding Also let's talk about how the person who claims the other one isn't interested. The are screaming their words because everything about them is massive, they have more chins than gokus power level, stomach folds to the point of looking like a towl rack, and they either have godly legs muscles (which I doubt they have because look at them and their humpy dumpy lookin ass) or strolled in on a wheelchair meant to be able to carry over 100 tons
@g.e.m.gdynamight7613
Жыл бұрын
Oooof, someone be spitting facts and fire and I LOVE it🤣🤣👍
@Sockman-wu5rk
Жыл бұрын
I am underweight and people run the opposite way when I am approaching
@lillyenadams970
Жыл бұрын
#Dankness Girls being overweight: you’re so amazing you’re so loud you shine!✨✨💅💅❤️❤️ Boys being overweight: go eat a salad
@lordhumungus7980
Жыл бұрын
That thumbnail is horrifyingly accurate
@TymaDem
Жыл бұрын
6:28 need some help here. The joke went so high over my head, it probably could reach a geostationary orbit
@TymaDem
Жыл бұрын
@crazyintrovertt-girl67 that’s what confused me, didn't expect a wholesome meme here
@spegerg3213
Жыл бұрын
10:11 is accurate Not every Christian fits the stereotype but too many of them do.
@alfianna2578
Жыл бұрын
Religions do have the world's most toxic fan base. Question faith=picking a fight. Question faith a long time ago=execution. Wars have historically started over religion alone.
@KalijahAnderson
Жыл бұрын
8:37 Nah man, we are the same because I sleep for the same reasons you do.
@kennyjohnson7893
Жыл бұрын
4:20 This new Smokey and the Bandit movie is gonna be wild.
@danhbolton
Жыл бұрын
12:37 Op stands for In games: over powered Reddit: original poster Business wise: Owner In Minecraft: operator 20:17 HP means: For cars, horsepower. For games, health points.
@ThumosTheUnbroken
Жыл бұрын
But what about health percentage?
@Fermin-hw5pd
Жыл бұрын
Or Hit Points
@owlox278
Жыл бұрын
5:23 it's really sad that youtube removed useful feature again, i wonder why they add it when they're gonna removed it anyway
@FormulaOneLeclerc
Жыл бұрын
Is anyone else slowly finding out that the world cup is in Qatar this year by way of meme videos?
@sss-vc3fe
Жыл бұрын
✋
@FormulaOneLeclerc
Жыл бұрын
@@sss-vc3fe :)
@kosuken
Жыл бұрын
#dankness When I was a kid I would tell my parent I haven’t finished my homework when I did so after eating I could go upstairs and watch anime instead of doing the dishes
@havok3212
Жыл бұрын
Smart
@Integritys_Sum
Жыл бұрын
🧠
@kosuken
Жыл бұрын
@@Integritys_Sum but you didn’t have to CUT ME OFF Make out like it never happened and that we were nothing And I don't even need your love But you treat me like a stranger, and that feels so rough No, you didn't have to stoop so low Have your friends collect your records and then change your number I guess that I don't need that, though Now you're just somebody that I used to know
@Integritys_Sum
Жыл бұрын
@@kosuken What?
@theyellowrabbit2512
Жыл бұрын
Why didn't the doggo teach me how to nap I only stay up longer
@best-handle-of-all-time
Жыл бұрын
Subscribed to him. That dog taught me how to take better naps then a dead guy.
@markh.6687
Жыл бұрын
I used to know a dog that knew I needed a nap before I did; she'd get me to sit on the floor and give her a belly rub. I'd wind up stretching out on the floor and fall asleep while giving the belly rub, and wake up with my face in the carpeting like 'h-h-huh?', and her looking at me like "Hi; nice nap?" I never had bad dreams on those naps, and she'd always be back upright when I woke up.
@goldberg91
Жыл бұрын
2:48 yea in school time goes backwards 1 minute every two minutes
@xanderunderwoods3363
Жыл бұрын
Damn these memes hit different....maybe because they are so relatable lol. Love this channel :)
@ohsolittletiger
Жыл бұрын
2:37 Well, surely it can't hurt anything, right? Even without a gym, you can exercise!
@Chemillioneer
Жыл бұрын
Use some of that pain to improve. Use it as a cope, or a relief. The only thing that you could possibly lose after that is yourself, and if you lose that, then there is a high risk of wanting to end it all. We don't want to see you go, we just want to see you stronger, physically and mentally.
@alicewilloughby4318
Жыл бұрын
0:37 - Wasn't there a song about this scenario, only with a happier ending? Something about Pina Coladas?
@emm5468
Жыл бұрын
16:51 Me who can read Japanese knowing full well I’d give him the other cream for fun:🙂
@snowy267
Жыл бұрын
What's so scary about a German i see tham as sweet and heartwarming people there are very nice people
@locitrom17
Жыл бұрын
8:54 he wishes to be that cool but in reality the banana is suffering from the fact that he has his skin as a hat and has to wear it.
@patrickr3400
Жыл бұрын
The fans who went to Qatar thinking they would get beer are the same ones who will get in the van.
@emberhydra
Жыл бұрын
2:21 that's a bruh moment
@Someone_from_Bavaria
Жыл бұрын
1:26 I'm German 😂 (Lower Bavaria) 10:47 Dylophosaurus
@scottwilliams846
Жыл бұрын
21:06 as someone who works in a bakery, crunchy cookies package easier, but gooey cookies are better all around.
@justinvzu01
Жыл бұрын
Yup, using Spotify makes me a bad driver.
@alfianna2578
Жыл бұрын
Exactly, focus on driving. No music.
@h7opolo
Жыл бұрын
19:01 i got this one. u can use your phone as a dash cam.
@somedudenameddes0121
Жыл бұрын
Music too
@Syl14_
Жыл бұрын
no one can have worse conversation skills than someone who can't speak
@hentaihaven8422
Жыл бұрын
2:19 got me laughing so hard I started to cough
@annoymouse890
Жыл бұрын
21:44 Russia was on allies side not axis
@eraldocoil2719
Жыл бұрын
If my parents make something I've specifically said I don't like, or something I physically can't stomach, I'm obviously not going to eat it. There's basically no other reason why I wouldn't. Context matters.
@eraldocoil2719
Жыл бұрын
@@Manay_ Precisely.
@hudaiman2934
Жыл бұрын
Him: Can i buy you a drink? Her: Sure!! Her BFF : She is not interested. Him: Sorry i don't speak jabba the hutt..
@Fermin-hw5pd
Жыл бұрын
A better joke would be "I didn't speak to Jabba"
@yumi4499
Жыл бұрын
7:44 this. This is me
@shadowripper0244
Жыл бұрын
0:10 i hate how true this is
@Dovah_Slayer
Жыл бұрын
The first one is too true
@turtlecat6377
Жыл бұрын
OP: Over powered HP: Health percentage
@Loomine.
Жыл бұрын
1:29 Me: mom look I’m Barbie Mom: that’s nice :) Me: Dad look I’m Barbie Dad: IM BARBIE THO-
@albertskunik
Жыл бұрын
me: look is barbie my grandpa: yeah she's my b#tch
@Loomine.
Жыл бұрын
@@albertskunik 💀
@emperorspenguin8235
Жыл бұрын
2:40 YES THIS ISN’T A JOKE! I HAVE BEEN SUFFERING FROM THIS SINCE I WAS 4!(i’m in high school) 😭 like time going back
@alexanderbenson852
Жыл бұрын
Gotta need me some explanation for 7:30 tho...
@elementalgabe7860
Жыл бұрын
Someone please tell this man. Id like to know too
@txstateninja
Жыл бұрын
Fooken dot, mate…
@nagatouzumaki3225
Жыл бұрын
0:33 SO WE UNDERSTAND IT NOW?
@SigmaSkibidi2115
Жыл бұрын
Ohoho very funny!I could not stand a chance of not laughing😁
@Sockman-wu5rk
Жыл бұрын
The kid can be the blue one I called dibs on being green power ranger
@drydogg
Жыл бұрын
As a recovered alcoholic, I can confidently say that I was just as miserable drunk as I was sober, the difference was, when drunk, I didn't care; floating idly on a piss-warm sea of Ah-Fuck-It.
@NaterSquib
Жыл бұрын
11:01 *My favorite episode*
@scottwilliams846
Жыл бұрын
My teachers too have sent me on bounty hunter missions to find someone who was supposed to have been back a while ago. There were a few I remember: One was in his car getting ready to leave so I chased him on foot until he reached the parking lot entrance, then I turned back. One I actually caught up with on foot. One was where he said he was, taking a very audible dump. One was wandering the halls. One was in another classroom doing that teacher's work (I said I didn't find him to give him makeup assignment time). Why he said he was going to the bathroom? Maybe he went and then thought "while I'm out, I might as well get this makeup work done"
@x_Stticsstuff_x
Жыл бұрын
#dankness Anyone: are you a girl? Me: Yesn’t Anyone: what do you mean? Me: demigirl.
@hayabusa19
Жыл бұрын
13:04 Why do I want to have the ability to place plants that can not only defend me, but make me money? (Plants vs Zombies btw)
@troystaunton254
Жыл бұрын
10:48 austrovenator
@kirbo_2125
Жыл бұрын
I love this content, the perfect vids to watch on school Cromebook
@Integritys_Sum
Жыл бұрын
6:00 god yes, i swear people are acting like the shortest amounts of time are decades at this point
@elhan3340
Жыл бұрын
Them soft gooey cookies are objectively better
@illusiveelk2558
Жыл бұрын
I thought it was the green power ranger?
@h7opolo
Жыл бұрын
1:57 the root and definition of capitalism
@vincentrees4970
Жыл бұрын
13:38 is a good wisdom
@Cakefan2763
Жыл бұрын
Idk what to type about the thumbnail,so I'm gonna say that good job on the thumbnail
@cxrr24-v28
Жыл бұрын
18:52 Almost there You so slow Almost Keep scrolling Christmas
@patricklaznikzalaznik1666
Жыл бұрын
2:33 actually good advice to start the first good habit but first you can try exercising at home before going gym until you get money again.
@Cyber-dk8lz
Жыл бұрын
That start is so accurate to irl, I'll be nice to someone then this fat lady will come out of nowhere and go "SHES NOT INTERESTED!" and start calling me a sexist pig because I just wanted go be nice to this lady who was nice to me
@skootergirl22
Жыл бұрын
You could thos some snack on the floor to distract her
@Cyber-dk8lz
Жыл бұрын
@@skootergirl22 Yeah, she'd slurp that up and then be straight back to annoying me
@skootergirl22
Жыл бұрын
@@Cyber-dk8lz like a fat vacuum but I would've thought she couldn't stand up
@cheeseycake4905
Жыл бұрын
0:30 IT HAPPENED
@ALxeFDK
Жыл бұрын
0:54 it's their country respect their culture and rules
@AbbeyYard
Жыл бұрын
0:09 *she's not interested*
@dguy0386
Жыл бұрын
10:35 noice Islam has entered its endulgences phase
@toddphillips7113
Жыл бұрын
at 19:00 i'm good with that. time to set out the christmas decorations.
@theawsomecheese9714
Жыл бұрын
22:03 heh, ironic
@bryantran3488
Жыл бұрын
22:07 its feels true af fr fr
@ryanbruder2287
Жыл бұрын
My favorite dinosaur is the Alvarezsuarus
@JoeKingPL
Жыл бұрын
About melting gorilla memes it's: "OverPowered" and "Health Points"
@JoeKingPL
Жыл бұрын
0:07 Damn she's anglerfish.
@SkibidiSigmaFromOhio69
Жыл бұрын
Bitch is not interested in dieting
@Wbfuhn
Жыл бұрын
Beginning meme. Man: Can I buy you a drink? Woman: Sure? Leswhale: She's not interested. Me: I'll fight you for her then.
@KyleGK01
Жыл бұрын
You mean the blue whale
@theblueincineroar6905
Жыл бұрын
m.kzitem.info/news/bejne/xotr0mqQiKGdfo4 How the fight plays out
@GamingwithSuper
Жыл бұрын
8:21 and where exactly am I able to purchase OUR m&ms?
@lolololabanndonedchannel
Жыл бұрын
plot twist for the thumbnail the two women are actually dating and the blonde girl just wanted a free drink
@RMV_99
Жыл бұрын
3:04 You literally have to by law. you will be arrested if you don't do this.
@Fossilizedsapwithbugsinit1087
Жыл бұрын
#Dankness When you’re playing a seemingly innocent game put it glitches a bit: Something’s off, I can feel it
@benjaminwebster4482
Жыл бұрын
#Dankness Me: drops an object that makes a slight noise My mom: What was that My mom 0.005 seconds later: WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT
@Can_Of_Garbage
Жыл бұрын
8:49 an ad saved me lol
@wizdude
Жыл бұрын
8:52 yeah i got stung as well. i knew what this was going to be, but i scanned it anyway 🙂
@ggkkingk6340
Жыл бұрын
11:26 i thought it was a flashdrive
@drydogg
Жыл бұрын
Have you ever had to mix two different groups of friends? You have to prep them: Okay, those people think I don't drink and don't be fooled by my English accent.
@Fermin-hw5pd
Жыл бұрын
I don't even have 1 group of friends
@danielrodrigues8084
Жыл бұрын
10:45 its that one with 500 teeth (don't look it up) 🌚
@tycoonking8485
Жыл бұрын
Yo that is what my friends call me
@lilmoth8543
Жыл бұрын
5:46 I have both right now. Both are shit, and having them at the same time is hell
@XMaster340
Жыл бұрын
14:32 That's not a meme of dankness. That's just Elon fanboy cringe... And not accurate as everyone can clearly see.
@lukeario797
Жыл бұрын
Triceratops.
@ScottaHemi440
Жыл бұрын
0:44 so the opposite of the pina colada song.
@tomp6470
Жыл бұрын
American football players wearing armour: 😉
@thatonemenace3066
Жыл бұрын
no one gonna talk about rick astley on 8:52
@FightGameKing399
Жыл бұрын
lol this is hilarious
@glutenfreehand-jobs4918
Жыл бұрын
12:11 oh she ghosted you all right. Just not in the way you thought.
@ReaperofValhalla
Жыл бұрын
I just want a shuffle button for my downloads videos on YT
@JS-rv3et
Жыл бұрын
not even in school anymore and the 10: 15 1 hour later 10:10 is soooo real
@drpepper9568
Жыл бұрын
my favorite dinosaur is the spinosaurus
@tankknight-104
Жыл бұрын
8:18 as a person with that body type that hits too close to home my brother
@Bearcat024
Жыл бұрын
0:20 ok buddy are you looking into the future into my life cuz I'm watching KZitem videos rn and my homework isnt done
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