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As someone who is Forklift certified, I have never once been approached in a sexual manner because of my job.
@michaelfoster795
Жыл бұрын
"How many more lies have I been told by the council?"
@markh.6687
Жыл бұрын
I feel your pain, friend. Every time I walk into a store or restaurant, I am not immediately jumped by horny female employees demanding sex. I can even walk into a library and not get sexually propositioned by females. My disappointment is immeasurable, and my day is ruined.
@misery4407
Жыл бұрын
@@markh.6687 Im happy to know Im not alone, real Problems
@thatjollyenglishman
Жыл бұрын
you need to get a shirt with forklift certified on
@markh.6687
Жыл бұрын
@@michaelfoster795 I see you are a person of memes as well.
@euclidshield4932
Жыл бұрын
#Dankness Darth Vader: Luke, help me take this mask off. Luke: But you'll die. Darth Vader: I have rights.
@superstarchris3925
Жыл бұрын
Darth Vader: also I am you're father
@asandax6
Жыл бұрын
Is Darth Vader from Canada?
@doggo6517
Жыл бұрын
Palpatine: reaches third trimester Anakin: Execute order 66
@michelarsenault9644
Жыл бұрын
At 0:16 the nerd mist have been slaying to have all 3 girls looking mildly pleased with what they did not to mention the fact the nerd looks fit This leaves only one explanation. He's a chad in disguise
@SergioKoolhaas
Жыл бұрын
Or he is both a chad and a nerd.
@michelarsenault9644
Жыл бұрын
@@SergioKoolhaas yes he is a chern half chad and half nerd
@user-mz6yd5rb9t
Жыл бұрын
Thanks for the explanation.
@dylanjones7086
Жыл бұрын
0:16 it's a weighted dice
@LacieWhy
Жыл бұрын
I’m down for all these period memes.
@Huh_1065
Жыл бұрын
#dankness Teacher: if you stand you’re stupid Student: *stands* Teacher: why did you stand Student: because i felt bad for you
@dofsteamkiller
Жыл бұрын
2:24 is more like usa vs Australian beer size… But finally a worthy opponent for my liver
@krystofkarda7395
Жыл бұрын
And europians Are gonna drink it all And ask fór seconds
@markh.6687
Жыл бұрын
We 'Muricans drink the beer, not swim in it. 😁 Besides, too large a mug and it will get warm.
@robet007
Жыл бұрын
10:46 poor eyesight is definitely something I look for in a woman 😎
@janniedermaier2991
Жыл бұрын
0:08 Yes ma'am i am but Not just For any forklift but For all of them
@WhiteCrafter22
Жыл бұрын
some of the memes are so on spot i sometimes wonder if memelion is stalking me
@asandax6
Жыл бұрын
3:28 The fact that Thor is looking when everyone is now looking away is great accuracy there's always that one friend in the group that is always to slow and get's caught.
@junethefirst
Жыл бұрын
3:30 Thor's the only one who looks only when thicc girl looks back. He's worthy.
@goldsm1th92
Жыл бұрын
10:21 Me: I'll take it God: But I didn't even finish the question Me: I'll take your entire stock God: ...
@FewVidsJustComments
Жыл бұрын
10:25 is it bad that im at the point where id still take the offer?
@markh.6687
Жыл бұрын
Hell, no!! She's a muscled short hair big breasted Tomboy! You should be honored, because.....Tomboys are better. Refuses to explain or elaborate further. Leaves.
@gabrielkawa3477
Жыл бұрын
Haha, the blanket one is relatable 2:36
@RUGER5264
Жыл бұрын
Oh wreck it ralph.
@ukkomies100
Жыл бұрын
19:08 that is actually possible to some extent. Thats how dive bells work
@gupyb4165
Жыл бұрын
Exactly what I wanted to type.
@frogoverlord3471
Жыл бұрын
I like the ending where one of the girls busts out dnd stats and says that nat twenties don't always garner instant success and rolling one depends on how you group plays with them :P plus consent is cool B)
@timberry4709
Жыл бұрын
19:07 - - "Jack Sparrow breaks the laws of physics"... I first saw an identical scene in the 1952 Burt Lancaster movie "The Crimson Pirate".
@Jinxonxanax
Жыл бұрын
0:06 sauce is sergent calhoun from wreck it ralph
@DamianSzajnowski
Жыл бұрын
0:15 They seem pretty mind-blown. So, poor decision making, calling him a creep?
@tntfreddan3138
Жыл бұрын
I'm forklift certified. I'm also wheel loader certified but where the hell are all the hot women? :(
@Blackdrill
Жыл бұрын
6:00 Anything divided by 0 is infinity, and anything divided by infinity is 0, 0 divided by 0 and infinity divided by infinity are 1
@runningfastboy
Жыл бұрын
Walks in a big empty room: *something wrong, I can feel it*
@runningfastboy
Жыл бұрын
I mean in video games, don't get confused
@hawwaulya326
Жыл бұрын
0:50: as someone who has stepped on one, if Lego is painful, then type G plugs be disabling my legs
@sufficientframe
Жыл бұрын
9:41 - Me, near damn 30 years old, looking at the camera at the supermarket.
@markh.6687
Жыл бұрын
Me, 57, who sometimes waves and/or makes funny faces at the cameras.
@sufficientframe
Жыл бұрын
@@markh.6687 See? This shouldn't be shamed, as we could be doing so much worse.
@markh.6687
Жыл бұрын
@@sufficientframe Like flirting with female employees. Well, okay, any female I find attractive anywhere. Sort of. Look, the point is....
@sufficientframe
Жыл бұрын
@@markh.6687 I think light-hearted flirting is okay. It's just knowing when to stop when the person says "no" that can be a bit... hard for the ego, I guess.
@markh.6687
Жыл бұрын
@@sufficientframe I don't even get that far; I try making some 'small talk' about something and seeing if she blurts out about having a boyfriend/girlfriend/married. You'd be amazed how fast I can find out, since I can't 'read' rings anymore (never remember what finger wears a wedding ring anyway).
@_KiraDoge_
Жыл бұрын
1:06 is kind of wholesome, who agrees with me?
@samuelhill2850
Жыл бұрын
I wish the fridge was a save point, all the eating out if I died I would probably respawn like two years ago at a friend's fridge
@Gamemaster-64
Жыл бұрын
When one who never touched a fridge in their entire life...shit
@samuelhill2850
Жыл бұрын
@@Gamemaster-64 think of you were a sperm in a container inside the fridge for artificial insemination and never touched a fridge
@Warlord_Queek
Жыл бұрын
0:17 that’s it before every human interaction I shall now roll to see my success
@JohnstonBlackhorse
Жыл бұрын
7:13 ... The Rock!! ... Captain Picard!! ... Dave Bautista!! ... Michael Jordan?
@mohammedansari5818
Жыл бұрын
16:46 One such game is Crysis 2 which is still good after 11 years
@comiclaw562
Жыл бұрын
Well know I want to see a surfing pigeon video
@coreyfogarty4469
Жыл бұрын
7:38 Also me: *speaks Vietnamese *
@soulreaper1977
Жыл бұрын
3:31, Thor's still looking ;) Difference before and after he changed from a chad to... that
@minilurk24
Жыл бұрын
0:28 Why is Texas {OUTLINED}
@paulnash6944
Жыл бұрын
#dankness Mom: Wow, Paul, you type really fast! Me: Oh, you think so? Mom: Yes, you type more than me. Me: I’m glad you think that, because I’m actually quite slow for my generation. Mom: *Useless, useless, useless, useless, useless!*
@TheScalysnake
Жыл бұрын
14:31- man that made me cry laughing
@xxrandomgamerxx810
Жыл бұрын
Let’s eat,grandma! 😊 let’s eat grandma! 😮
@smashedpotatoe3214
Жыл бұрын
#Dankness Me: I like my women like I like my coffee. My friend who remembers that grind up coffee and put it in the freezer. Oh shit
@Lnewlf-je4gl
Жыл бұрын
4:57 maybe, it's just the lighting. But that frosting, looks kind of icky
@apollosgadfly
Жыл бұрын
If got laid every time I rolled a Nat 20, I’d have been laid twice, which isn’t much, but it’s something
@charlesvh6194
Жыл бұрын
8:37 what the fox say
@Bob-it4sm
Жыл бұрын
7:12 ahh yes. Captain picard.
@NCRVeteranRanger
Жыл бұрын
I thought it was Vin Diesel. 😂
@mill2712
Жыл бұрын
0:16
@Xurreal
Жыл бұрын
If the fridge is the save point, then I am hardcore mode active! Fast Food Furious
@sauce_8-p
Жыл бұрын
Was that the Fanboy and Chumchum song on 8:40?
@ptristao01
Жыл бұрын
11:08 There once was a ship that put to sea
@ptristao01
Жыл бұрын
@Aditya The winds blew up, her bow dipped down
@tylerpatti9038
Жыл бұрын
I can't unsee captain Biden now.
@chrs-wltrs
Жыл бұрын
4:26 stay mad with your high gas prices
@h7opolo
Жыл бұрын
9:25 lol
@jkmcollins93
Жыл бұрын
7:13 picard
@ffvrgyhcrfthhv
Жыл бұрын
16:02 England is a country, as well as all the countries in the UK This doesn't mean that the UK isn't a country tho, it is
@FPS_NO
Жыл бұрын
Fursuit owner = bigfoot sightings
@oxero7935
Жыл бұрын
14:20 huh!?
@Lnewlf-je4gl
Жыл бұрын
8:40 isn't that the music, from Final Fantasy, that's comes at the end of battles?
@Cesar-mu6zg
Жыл бұрын
The memes
@jordonjones1096
Жыл бұрын
7:45 lifted what
@WilliamJohnson-ms4wl
Жыл бұрын
I like the one with red skull and Magneto
@n1co2017
Жыл бұрын
7:14 noooo pls tell me it’s not Omar Sy
@Voidmoth1
Жыл бұрын
0:25 welp that confirms it furries live in the woods
@aggressivetrash6084
Жыл бұрын
9:30 So when ever a Karen gets involved?
@Nevergonnagiveyouupnevergonna3
Жыл бұрын
8:03 MGR be like
@FullMetalJack-ss
Жыл бұрын
6:36 damn, I need to save my game
@kamilslup7743
Жыл бұрын
6:38 no, sleeping is the save point, opening a fridge, looking inside and taking nothing is opening a chest that only has shitty loot
@mikaruyami
Жыл бұрын
The fridge, bed and toilet are all savepoints.
@killerrk36
Жыл бұрын
#Dankness 2:24 das bittere daran ist, dass wir europäer dieses bier easy trinken könnten, während der amerikaner schon von der schaumkrone besoffen ist xDD
@feenger2758
Жыл бұрын
9:28 helo
@xxxcalibur
Жыл бұрын
2:29 I hate that I get this
@IshijimaKairo
Жыл бұрын
6:37 If that's the case, then the guy playing me is either a masochist or a sadist,
@cybermerlin2000
Жыл бұрын
#Dankness At my funeral, I want someone to take my phone and text the people who didn't come the message 'Where were you?' and my enemies 'I'm on my way, you're next'
@justinvzu01
Жыл бұрын
Wdym, electric cars are Chad af.
@TheDaikaijuDragon
Жыл бұрын
That hit a bit way too hard 1:54 -
@mstrmm35
8 ай бұрын
6:03 Well I think I can answer one of those. The division by zero one. My theory is that it it’s the same as dividing by 1, either that or it’s similar to multiplying by zero. But that’s just a theory, a mathematical theory
@mrkdavis22
Жыл бұрын
6:27 if that's true i need the money cheat enabled so fill my save point & have reason to save
@fabriciocoelho4723
Жыл бұрын
I was born september first... Now i feel unconfortable
@rebeccaandzacharysepicchan4493
Жыл бұрын
Me not liking the video because I want him to come to my dreams…
@R1davies
Жыл бұрын
I have a recurring nightmare where I can't remember where I parked my house. #truestory
@noobandfriends2420
Жыл бұрын
22:22 Looked it up. You'll know from now on.
@literallynotBuilderman
Жыл бұрын
indeed we will.
@claytonmerrill1618
Жыл бұрын
Never gonna give it up.
@GreedyOrange
Жыл бұрын
4:04 different proteins
@stridfreakinrollins7707
Жыл бұрын
15:35 hmmm, I think someone's about to loose nnn
@markh.6687
Жыл бұрын
Remember, you can't lose if you don't play. Modern problems require modern solutions.
@AnimePatriot
Жыл бұрын
I don't understand why flat chested women are constantly angry. It's not like they need to get anything off their chest.
@Catalyst-trigger
Жыл бұрын
If only this was how it all worked. 😊 0:17
@Catalyst-trigger
Жыл бұрын
Now that's just sad. 5:28
@Manaphy0882
Жыл бұрын
Where's the girl from the thumbnail from?
@softsofasoftsofa
Жыл бұрын
wreck it ralph
@vertex8863
Жыл бұрын
Here comes the airplane
@atom-sutakunatipinsee3418
Жыл бұрын
911????
@Smartsins
Жыл бұрын
Can someon explain the XcQ one?
@edwizward3923
Жыл бұрын
Mary a guy who says thing like? You know what, marry a girl who says those things At 9:00
@goraningesson3938
Жыл бұрын
0:49 Just the US? Not like, idk, THE DANISH???
@GreedyOrange
Жыл бұрын
8:33 thats why i drink heavily and use drugs,it helps(joke, i did that bc it was fun,but its a nice sideeffect)
@doommetalvibes741
Жыл бұрын
NEIN eleven😐
@donovanpritchard1571
Жыл бұрын
9:42 even i do this as a 9 year old
@donovanpritchard1571
Жыл бұрын
yes im 9 years old
@donovanpritchard1571
Жыл бұрын
(⊙ˍ⊙)
@GreedyOrange
Жыл бұрын
21:00 why does woody actually look like musk?! i mean wtf
@blazingsonic
Жыл бұрын
Thick girls, Girls with big boobs, Girls with glasses..... Sooooo Mei from Overwatch?
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