This is, without a shadow of a doubt, the greatest segment of a radio show, ever!
@sjn6704
7 жыл бұрын
Jacob R add to that War Do You Think Of That Then and Do We Need 'Em and there's no argument
@jbri1
3 жыл бұрын
@@sjn6704 well no. Its this and nothing else comes close.
@Tomversal
3 жыл бұрын
I preferred Educating Ricky but I think everything Karl brought to this was hilarious usually
@alanaswadkins7907
2 жыл бұрын
@@jbri1 uuuuuuuu
@alanaswadkins7907
2 жыл бұрын
@@sjn6704 uuuuuuuuuuuüuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
@sjn6704
7 жыл бұрын
Monkey news, Rockbusters, Educating Ricky, Knob news, Songs of Phrase, War do you think of that then, Do we need em?... how did this not win a Sony? In my opinion the best radio show ever 'created'
@giles4565
7 жыл бұрын
When they get foxy on to ask him why they didn't win and he says "It just wasn't funny" really winds me up. I know humour is subjective but this is possibly the funniest show ever aired on a radio anywhere.
@janpec10
7 жыл бұрын
It didnt win an award becouse the people who judge it have very "classic" and pretentious approach to what should be funny.
@HeatyFrog
7 жыл бұрын
+98smithg2 That was just because they took the piss out of him all the time
@mistervanderveer
7 жыл бұрын
Absolutely. It reached people all over the world, including the Netherlands (although we're literally neighbors, but still). There's even people from Finland and South Africa familiar with Karls antics. Mad innit!
@pinotgrigio4707
5 жыл бұрын
@@giles4565 You do realise that wasn't real with 'Foxy' dont you!?? He was in on that 'interview' quite obviously.....
@anindyogoswami7577
10 жыл бұрын
The only thing that's pulling me through my 20's life crisis.
@RIOTPUNK1977
6 жыл бұрын
thats dope. git me through tons of grief.
@AutomaticDuck300
5 жыл бұрын
Is the crisis over?
@ISetYourFaceOnFire
5 жыл бұрын
Dude tell me you're in a better spot now?
@raulduke3237
4 жыл бұрын
Yea this was a big help for me then too
@AlphaBravoDingo
4 жыл бұрын
Did you make it?
@SpecificallyDanielSwan
7 жыл бұрын
In life, simply because of this show, when a friend's annoying me or talking shite, I'll still say 'play a record'.
@treehousekohtao
4 жыл бұрын
Play 2 records!
@TheDanSwan1
Жыл бұрын
Which part of the world are you in? Never met another Daniel Swan
@jackrichardson4089
Жыл бұрын
Educating Ricky: 'There's More Than Swan Of Them'
@Michele1ELL
8 жыл бұрын
Ricky's anger is my favorite
@15-Peter-20
6 жыл бұрын
Michele Neri Ian brown !!!
@15-Peter-20
6 жыл бұрын
Michele Neri your well pretty
@hittman1412
4 жыл бұрын
"what that's the end of it?!?"
@jacoblee-hart9647
2 жыл бұрын
'THEY DID NOT SEND A MONKEY DIRECTOR!'
@ultracaik
11 ай бұрын
DONT. TALK. SHITE.
@bobbyweezer
8 жыл бұрын
...I can't take this any more, Steve... I'm gonna be sick.
@user-tn4vx3ib1g
2 ай бұрын
❤
@Dilkingt0nne
3 жыл бұрын
Karl actually chuckling a bit is the most endearing thing ever for some reason, probably cus it’s so rare
@arturobandini4078
2 жыл бұрын
The mask slips from time to time
@Crimson34533
9 жыл бұрын
1:01:34 he's walking upright, he's havin a tea in the morning... finishing off the day with brandy. gets a bit out of hand, He only tries it on with the zookeeper's wife!
@MeAuntieNora
9 жыл бұрын
Weird innit?
@gibbs7444
9 жыл бұрын
Lol
@davidbilla5630
9 жыл бұрын
Me Auntie Nora I love ur name dude.. lol
@taylorcj565
8 жыл бұрын
+David Billa she had wind for 5 minutes, innit?
@Sheriff_GrimLaw
8 жыл бұрын
+Taylor Jamieson ...and a fanny like a ripped tennis ball. x
@kylsters
8 жыл бұрын
+BigJamook and tits like old half deflated balloons
@Technicolor909
9 жыл бұрын
DON'T TALK SHIT. YOU'RE NEVER DOING THIS AGAIN. Cut to next episode of monkey news.
@tmic4043
9 жыл бұрын
Ricky is definitely Tull of empty threats haha
@ollieoleary
5 жыл бұрын
1:30:30 I will never tire of Steve and Ricky's uproarious reaction!
@westmcgee9320
3 жыл бұрын
Well done. This slayed me straight away.
@michaeltyrrell1305
10 жыл бұрын
"Mentalists who write websites about themselves all day". Now Ricky has a daily blog and is on twitter 24/7. Funny how times change
@buddyolly7008
Жыл бұрын
Hasn’t changed even 8 years later
@maxpaynless7505
Жыл бұрын
@@buddyolly7008 Honestly thought this comment was from the last couple of years, seems he's been at it for ages.
@jbri1
Жыл бұрын
He doesn't blog anymore. He 'vlogs'/'streams'
@kylesmith8135
Жыл бұрын
There's a slight difference between Ricky Gervais, a household name, bafta winning, couple of globes and acting in some tv and movies who has millions of fans and a mentalist
@georgie535
7 ай бұрын
@@kylesmith8135not for Michael over here apparently.
@grease_monkey6078
3 жыл бұрын
I love the one about the monkey who posed as the lab assistant, what makes even more funny is that Ricky made up Kirsty as her name and Karl uses Kirsty in the story.
@saltaenutrof
9 жыл бұрын
Karl: "Anyways... It turns out, he was a chimp" Ricky: "You're Joking!" Ricky: "Well... Christ all ffffff mighty! There you go."
@taylorcj565
8 жыл бұрын
+Fortune Rioba this TRICYCLE comes whizzing past.......
@saltaenutrof
8 жыл бұрын
+Taylor Jamieson 1:38:00 Haha! loved that one. "There is always one element you can never anticipate" - Stephen
@taylorcj565
8 жыл бұрын
+Fortune Rioba I love Ricky's voice. " Couldn't quite see the cyclist?"
@jakejones9097
9 жыл бұрын
someone kept winning em
@MrLarryhoover425
9 жыл бұрын
Weird innit!
@PM-lg5ow
5 жыл бұрын
1:31:15. Karl says "I think it started off quite simple" when asked about how a chimp-owned wellness center came about. lol
@mAcroFaze
8 жыл бұрын
"THAT'S THE END OF THE FFF--STORY!!"
@UnbelievablyGauche
11 жыл бұрын
i love when karl says "the magician opens the boot and asks the monkey how it is...and the monkeys yeah i'm sound yeah"...and then later describes the monkey as "givin' it some"
@janelane187
8 жыл бұрын
Somethings said...
@Michele1ELL
8 жыл бұрын
ricky and Steve's reaction to that is one of my favorite parts
@Leehow80
8 жыл бұрын
Best bit!!
@mistervanderveer
7 жыл бұрын
Even Karl knew that one was going to be hard to sell..
I haven't laughed this hard in a long time. My stomach hurts. Felt like I was going to vomit from the pain. ALL HAIL PILKINGTON
@RIOTPUNK1977
6 жыл бұрын
awesome innit.
@RIOTPUNK1977
6 жыл бұрын
awesome innit.
@AgentSmith911
3 жыл бұрын
The fact that most of these monkey news stories actually exists, makes it all that more funny.
@BiffyFighters
10 жыл бұрын
The bit from around 1:52:00 "they said...let's do some business with the bananas". Was listening on the bus and thought i was going to have a hernia trying not to laugh.
@BiffyFighters
6 жыл бұрын
4 years since I posted this. Still coming back to this glorious story
@BiffyFighters
6 жыл бұрын
"FROM THE ROUGH BIT!!"
@kingsleywarne2985
5 жыл бұрын
Matthew King still makes me laugh uncontrollably lol
@lightrays3595
4 жыл бұрын
Well there's no point in getting into a fight with them cause they're harder than we are. So let's do...
@borednow5838
3 жыл бұрын
"20 offers of marriage, does that bother you Steve?!
@MrBuch169169
10 жыл бұрын
Oh God, the 'PhD in physics' made me laugh so hard I actually nearly fainted. Well done Karl!
@leftsidedrive_
8 жыл бұрын
2:01:30 Not the first monkey news that comes to mind but the delivery is easily a 10/10. Classic Karl
@anonymouse4138
7 ай бұрын
Lmao... this is my favorite one. The monkey bassist
@clavdig
8 жыл бұрын
his little legs
@winecheese2185
5 жыл бұрын
The way Steve says 'Rick, I dont know who to believe.' cracks me up.
@Sheriff_GrimLaw
9 жыл бұрын
"Right, you'll like this one..." Just Karl's 'intro' saying these words and I laugh now. x
@ohoto3896
2 жыл бұрын
"Just a scruffy bloke who hasn't had a shave in a while..." He rarely ever laughs when he knows this is twaddle, which is brilliant.
@properdiglett
6 жыл бұрын
1:14:15 might be my all time favourite moment from these shows "Did he go off an' ave a holiday, did he dadada...?"
@LootFreak
3 жыл бұрын
Man, could you imagine living in englad driving home from school in the back of the car hearing these guys on the radio every afternoon. God it would have been amazing.
@xxIXLaurenXIxx
8 жыл бұрын
This has me in stitches, so funny the way Steve has to calm Ricky down when he loses it, Karl is one of the funniest people in the public eye today!!
@markgates9712
10 жыл бұрын
love all of karl and rickys work, never disappoints me! used to watch these videos going to sleep, one of only things that let me drop off haha. very difficult to sleep as a schizophrenic this usually does the job though, got me and a lot of people through hard times judging by comments ect. thanks for the upload!
@TheKesarda
10 жыл бұрын
same helps me sleep too
@MrNoobmove
10 жыл бұрын
Barney Lawson i thought i was the only one that listened to this before sleeping hahaha, nice to hear other people do the same.
@markgates9712
10 жыл бұрын
thank you for all the thumbs up :)
@TheAmericanDane
5 жыл бұрын
I do the same, always listen while drifting off to sleep👍🏼
@connor9568
4 жыл бұрын
Karl, Ricky & Steve
@15-Peter-20
7 жыл бұрын
I've must of listened to this 20+ times still piss up laughing every time !!!
@shrimpanzee001
11 жыл бұрын
"Sorry, is that the news?" "Well how much do you want?!"
@ValkyrieDaisy95
9 жыл бұрын
God the Victorian Ape Woman one was epic XD!! Loved 1:40:03! "Ooooohh yeaah...Couldn't quite see THE CYCLIST!" lol XD That was classic Ricky!
@Crunch_Buttsteak
3 жыл бұрын
Ricky was loving Karl's nonsense during that one haha. Definitely one of my favorites
@Spudgun81
5 жыл бұрын
Thanks for uploading these. I listened to most of the episodes when they were broadcast on Xfm and it's great to hear them again albeit without the music.
@simonrider6928
8 жыл бұрын
'This happened on Scum' is probably the funniest thing Karl's ever said. Pure Genius.
@jeremyc9593
6 жыл бұрын
1:19:56 "THAT'S THE END OF MONKEY NEWS! THAT'S THE END OF MONKEY NEWS!" My favorite of all the angry reactions from Gervais.
@Michele1ELL
8 жыл бұрын
"17th century?"
@15-Peter-20
6 жыл бұрын
Michele Neri haha
@Crunch_Buttsteak
3 жыл бұрын
1970s?
@legotooms
3 жыл бұрын
Ages ago…
@theryanbard
8 жыл бұрын
Lol 13:54 "That's the thing about this feature, its mental." Karl sums it all up.
@241N786
8 жыл бұрын
"lets do business with bananas" ded.
@seshadrianantharaman7676
4 жыл бұрын
"fella comes in" and "the monkey starts backin 'out" always get me... someone has to deconstruct these jokes for future generations...
@amitbenhur3722
4 жыл бұрын
My six favourite words: It's that time again innit? Jingle.
@wh0586
10 жыл бұрын
My sides! I have heard most of these before but they never get old. Ricky gets so pissed off LMAO
@borednow5838
6 жыл бұрын
The Victorian ape woman is one of my all time favourites! Ricky's little add-ons are priceless.
@gotheeeem4
4 жыл бұрын
12:56 The rare times Karl laughs at a joke
@jamesofab
11 жыл бұрын
"He's called Coco, what I've read about him is - he speaks, highly educated....photographer" Cracks me up every time 33:00
@nomorelies86
4 жыл бұрын
Rickys laugh at 58:39 gets me every time
@stan2703
5 жыл бұрын
When he said "photographer" I almost burst lol!!
@tonyoliver2167
4 жыл бұрын
Time and time again I see comments about people being reinvigorated by these three and their sense of humour. It's literally gold; THEY are literally GOLD
@technicolorgazette
10 жыл бұрын
Best entertainment on You Tube ever.
@Crunch_Buttsteak
3 жыл бұрын
Seriously is. People don't know what joy they're missing.
@AI-tc8fv
4 жыл бұрын
I swear I have to stop myself from laughing like an idiot when I'm out and about and this starts replaying in my head
@Deathball9999
4 жыл бұрын
The amount of embellishment in these is incredible. It reminds me of writing excercises were you start with a line (or headline) and completely make up a story built around it. I'd be interested to see the actual stories and if they are remotely similar.
@sandwichbreath0
8 жыл бұрын
So they said "Right, we'll make him a Colonel.." XD
@whatthefuckismyname9173
8 жыл бұрын
I mean, that would explain a lot, honestly.
@ArtistFormerlyKnownAsShitlord
Жыл бұрын
“This happened on Scum!” I had to pause the video for a few minutes when he said that cos I couldn’t stop laughing!
@86sVideoDump
2 жыл бұрын
I've listened to this 4 times in the last week and it's still as funny as it was the first time
@adampowers6423
4 жыл бұрын
I love how he always names the monkeys, even though it’s never relevant
@dude3825
3 жыл бұрын
Gold. Pure gold.
@1984ekul
10 жыл бұрын
I've got a recording of Gervais screaming "ooh, chimpanzee that, he's gone and written it down again - CUNT!" - a jingle for Karl's diary on the podcasts. I get odd looks when it goes off.
@ASwedeAbroad
11 жыл бұрын
Thanks a lot for these great uploads, amazing stuff!
@jaycepriteau7477
9 жыл бұрын
"You are an idiot" hahaha this show's so funny....omg...funniest thing ever. "I think you might be borderline retarded" hahaha Im dying. Karl's a great bloke he's just naive but the idea that Ricky, while getting really frustrated just lets this out....gold.
@rachaelsas
11 жыл бұрын
Such a great compilation :-) thanks for uploading, really enjoyed this.
@ashley102390
Жыл бұрын
“Was he holding his hand of cards with his feet” The greatest line ever 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@TheAlexagius
3 жыл бұрын
SO much better than what made it into the cartoon
@iPerryL
7 жыл бұрын
YOU'RE JOKING!!! UNBELIEVABLE IT WAS THE CHIMP ALL ALONG "we never do this again" with a insane laugh 1:41:30
@ranajeetruud
9 жыл бұрын
"Someone kept winning them"
@superhamzah85
11 жыл бұрын
1:54:21 "Make the growture...er....make the feature grow...." He combined the two words by mistake, in the reverse order. A little insight into the mind of KP. No more...it's too baffling.
@12Rob211
6 жыл бұрын
Still need to listen to this once a month absolute gold!
@kirkywood83
11 жыл бұрын
You are a bloody hero for doing this - thank-you! :-)
@tokumei99
Жыл бұрын
Headline: Monkey steals bananas from blind beggar Karl’s brain: So there was this monkey who was doing alright for himself, and one day he happened to come along this bloke was was holding some bananas. The monkey said to the bloke “alright? See you’ve got some bananas there.” The bloke goes “yeah I have yeah.” Next thing he knows his hands are empty…the monkey’s only gone and stolen the bananas by keeping him distracted with small talk
@hublotkingcole683
Жыл бұрын
DONT. TALK. SHIT.
@cytrix8317
3 жыл бұрын
What did we ever do to deserve such golden content
@KoishNoish
11 жыл бұрын
My God, thank you for uploading this holy font of knowledge.
@davephilpotphilpot9867
7 жыл бұрын
I'm sorry but this by far the funniest thing to have graced the radio or possibly an media ever
@pobber1
3 жыл бұрын
From a rough bit of the island 🤣
@PinPointHumour
10 жыл бұрын
Could listen to these 3 all day, sometimes I do.
@lukemufc7
3 жыл бұрын
I can’t believe this content is free
@georgeohunt2263
3 ай бұрын
I'd pay more to listen to this than I would for Netflix by an absolute mile
@homebuiltindoorplane
11 жыл бұрын
laughed as hard as I could all the way through, thanks!
@davidbilla5630
9 жыл бұрын
These three make my life complete every day :)
@jakejones9097
9 жыл бұрын
The bike race. One is the best hahahahahahahahah
@lewismcmurray7089
7 жыл бұрын
"The bit that I haven't told you about....it's actually run by a couple o' chimps."
@AndrewTally2
11 жыл бұрын
I have never laughed so much in my life, thank you Karl!
@upthereds9734
3 жыл бұрын
At what point on the video does Ricky say ‘his little legs’ and Karl laughs 😂😂😂 best bit I can’t find it man!
@DodgyDan4
3 жыл бұрын
Around 1:04:30, enjoy! 😂
@kingofAwsomness
3 жыл бұрын
@@DodgyDan4 Thanks for that!
@michaelhylton8338
3 жыл бұрын
Steve! Make him go away!!!
@michaelhylton8338
3 жыл бұрын
Hahahahha crying
@Crunch_Buttsteak
3 жыл бұрын
"So the people in charge of somewhere..."
@OneManArmy578
11 жыл бұрын
This is clearly the best video on the internet today
@DeadlyMustard
7 жыл бұрын
It's the mammal, sort of, with the pointiest eyes. Eyes that pop out of their head... steve...
@mrk.dilkington
4 жыл бұрын
Have you got a ruler Rick? 😂
@iPerryL
4 жыл бұрын
hes only 3 foot, but the trophy is 9 foot in the air... XD
@TheAmericanDane
5 жыл бұрын
Listen this or twaddle compilation when I put my head down on my pillow at night! Drift off to sleep smiling!
@rjellcome
8 жыл бұрын
You alright Kirsty?
@Goochbot
8 жыл бұрын
+rjellcome DON'T. TALK. SHIT!!!
@rjellcome
8 жыл бұрын
+Graham Gordon You're gonna love this one, Steve
@JasonReaganjpr
7 жыл бұрын
A bit of lippy
@Crunch_Buttsteak
3 жыл бұрын
She wasn't a looker anyways...
@robm14
11 жыл бұрын
Good on you for cutting all these!
@antihero1484
3 жыл бұрын
I feel like Ricky Gervais, absolutely doesn't think MKULTRA and Cointelpro ever existed.
@SixgunJones
5 жыл бұрын
Karl: "Ya know 'ow that kid, went into the woods to live and went all 'airy?" Ricky: "No..." Stephen: "Leave it Rick, we haven't got time!" Ricky: "Of for fu... " 😂 😂 😂 😂
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