Free advice from a real woman: writing songs for a girl is cute when you’ve been dating a while. Writing songs for a girl as the first thing you send her ever is not cute
@oddperson8373
2 жыл бұрын
Makes you just seem like a stalker
@PERIDOTPIMP
2 жыл бұрын
water is wet
@sweethysteria8737
2 жыл бұрын
Yeah, at least get to know them first before shooting your shot
@kyusssskus2006
2 жыл бұрын
@@PERIDOTPIMP mmm I beg to differ
@imcritonium
2 жыл бұрын
Are you sure you’re real?
@Azoomzoom
10 ай бұрын
As a woman, if a man tells you he'd completely leave his wife and children for you that is the most unattractive thing ever.
@thethe4665
10 ай бұрын
Then the new woman thinks it won’t happen to her 😂😂😂
@inquisitionagent9052
7 ай бұрын
Same energy as when cheaters leave their partners for the person they're cheating with. How tf do alarm bells not ring in your head? "He/she left their former partner for someone else. No I am his/her current partner. What's gonna happened to me now?"
@Azoomzoom
7 ай бұрын
@@inquisitionagent9052 Right, like do you expect me to trust you?
@beafraid5467
4 ай бұрын
It’s also wikd that he thinks it’s flattering for her to know that. Like nah bro, you use an idolized, imaginary version of me as an unhealthy coping mechanism for your failing marriage and drag me into your mess.
@isaiahromero9861
4 ай бұрын
Unfortunately there are actually psychos out there who actually enjoy ruining relationships
@SkilesHasFun
8 ай бұрын
Aside from just being creepy, I do have to say that "Congrats I suppose" is a pretty hilarious line to put in a love song.
@elozvyut
2 ай бұрын
Dude straight up tried to seem casual af
@silvercord2694
2 ай бұрын
What can you expect from an idiotic creep.
@cowskii
Ай бұрын
@@elozvyut lmao
@sarbnitrof4663
Жыл бұрын
I'm just supposed to believe he not only has a wife but he had to ask her permission to write this song *and* she let him write a thirst track for some stranger on twitter? Unreal. This man set the human race back 100,000 years.
@thedecafe1
Жыл бұрын
I’m just lol 😂
@anon1963
Жыл бұрын
He just terminated his bloodline branch
@ashleywhitefield6076
Жыл бұрын
Alright but....if you did in fact have to ask your wife for permission.....why do you feel the need to tell this? And if you didn't ask permission....why is that a flex to use to win this girl over??😂
@connormccloud5440
Жыл бұрын
Open relationships *do* exist sometimes. And occasionally they like to know when their partner is being open, lol. People are hecking weird sometimes.
@bloodyneptune
8 ай бұрын
I have to assume she said "yeah, sure, whatever" while busy filling out divorce papers
@thebluerosenicky
2 жыл бұрын
"Hey there Delila, I'm standing outside your window." immediate chart topper.
@noahporkchop
2 жыл бұрын
gonna stay there longer than old town road
@suprememeek1635
2 жыл бұрын
That was a perfect joke
@OldDryEye
2 жыл бұрын
"Hey there Delila, it looks nice inside that shower" 😟
@hypno6944
2 жыл бұрын
@@OldDryEye inside *
@OldDryEye
2 жыл бұрын
@@hypno6944 That works!
@Goat-on-a-Stick
2 жыл бұрын
The guy writes songs like he's an AI.
@kindelderson9838
2 жыл бұрын
AI has better composition then this simp master general
@5omebody
2 жыл бұрын
pretty sure an AI would do better tbh
@-The-Golden-God-
2 жыл бұрын
Sounds like an AI too
@baderhh9928
2 жыл бұрын
DALL E user
@shanks8681
2 жыл бұрын
I hate to say it, but he sings way better than me😔
@Theninjasarecoming
Жыл бұрын
"It gets worse" "She's not wrong" Is possibly the best cut I've seen this year
@hoo7797
11 ай бұрын
I know that the *"I guess you're like razors of steel, with grace and zeal and sex appeal"* is supposed to mean he thinks she's strong and pretty, but the way it's arranged makes it sound like he thinks razors can be sexually gratifying
@DrNo64
4 ай бұрын
That's probably how he gets off
@StarburstPink04
3 ай бұрын
reading this as a rap verse goes hard
@julianaportillo3495
15 күн бұрын
@@StarburstPink04BARS 🗣️💯
@takeaholiday
2 жыл бұрын
“So anyways I blocked him.” “Nice guy loses again, god dammit.” That pushed me over the edge for some reason, I giggled for like five minutes.
@jackmiller335
2 жыл бұрын
I read this comment at that exact part of the video…
@RoyalestFort
2 жыл бұрын
"I love you girl, but I hate your man break his neck, break his dick, kick his shins ,clench my fists and make a wish"
@OIeka
Жыл бұрын
Same lol I got the hahas but I’m just in a silly goofy mood rn
@PTEC
Жыл бұрын
6:46
@timwest277
Жыл бұрын
LOL 😂 the " nice guy loses again, God damn it" part had me rolling of laughter!
@huiziyu9362
2 жыл бұрын
I love how charlie has "most desperate man ever" as the title and just his face on the thumbnail.
@JoshTheHod
2 жыл бұрын
i legit thought this was gonna be a parody video and he was going to talk about himself. luckily we got something much better
@LolaTeFaitChier
2 жыл бұрын
This comment is everything
@HHH-gr5od
Жыл бұрын
Good one
@lunix3259
Жыл бұрын
😂😂
@supersonic20091
Жыл бұрын
@@JoshTheHod he still talked about himself briefly at the beginning.
@buffyraccoon9612
Жыл бұрын
damn that just made my kitty dry as heck
@besidesigotnofriends9794
Жыл бұрын
I like racoons
@KarpetBurn
Жыл бұрын
That's good, cats don't like water
@OnlyCrestfallen.
Жыл бұрын
@@KarpetBurn your eyes will be devoured by maggots
@user-fh6sm2hi2f
3 ай бұрын
I like Raccoons too
@FullBeardSk8
3 ай бұрын
the desert beaver, a mammalian wonder
@CreatEr1n
Жыл бұрын
The origin of the song "Hey There, Delilah" isn't too far off from this story. The writer met Delilah and thought she was the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. He said, "I've already written a song about you" as a pickup line. It failed. He decided to actually write a song. He did it with the mindset of, " If I was with this girl, what would I want to tell her?" The overwhelming popularity of the song made Delilah feel guilty about not wanting to be with him. They never got together.
@allys744
Жыл бұрын
Oh gosh that’s pretty weird I’ll definitely think of that song differently now
@shiina29
10 ай бұрын
Poor Delilah.
@mr.warlight9086
9 ай бұрын
It's already a shitty song and no one likes it.
@stewartgalvez81
8 ай бұрын
No wonder I never liked that song there was always something desperate and weird about
@ParadigmShulk
8 ай бұрын
@@ADSHYN Because it's a based on a girl who actively rejected him, and name drops her SPECIFICALLY. Writing about rejection in general or wanting a girlfriend is fine, singling out one person and making a public song as if you were dating her is creepy as hell. Just like it'd be creepy for a girl to find out a guy she rejected published a novel about his fantasy world where they got married and were living together. That's unhealthy obsessive behaviour. Famous songs about love are usually either about people they're actually involved with or, if the love is unrequited, aren't name dropping the person they were rejected by and just talk about the pain of not being loved back. You don't publish delusional fantasy romance about a real individual for the whole world to see.
@NPC1921
2 жыл бұрын
At first I was confident in my sexuality, but after hearing Charlie's love song I'm on shaky ground
@720pLyrics
2 жыл бұрын
you’re on thin ice buddy
@user-kz8bx9vl2w
2 жыл бұрын
The titty chips line almost swung me
@Colecruzin
2 жыл бұрын
This song feels like a fever it’s hard to believe a person with a pulse made this lmao
@SkankbumJerry
2 жыл бұрын
@@Colecruzin I imagine this is what happens when a phycopath falls in love 😂
@Colecruzin
2 жыл бұрын
@@SkankbumJerry he’s definitely unstable lol
@Patterrz
2 жыл бұрын
I have to imagine he sent this to every attractive Lauren on Twitter hoping it would work on one of them
@FeralSocks
2 жыл бұрын
Love your videos!
@thetreeinthearea
2 жыл бұрын
he will give up and just go for any lauren he sees
@1cedcoffee
2 жыл бұрын
nah he's probably going after any girl and just changing the name in the song accordingly
@Goofster-Goobster
2 жыл бұрын
Yknow he seems like he would send this to children aswell ._.
@yolenda_loves_to_sing
2 жыл бұрын
@@1cedcoffee Exactly what I think.
@timwest277
Жыл бұрын
She look concerned and scared....I don't blame her at all.
@philippagrimoire5968
Жыл бұрын
Your sarcasm is gold 😂 I once had an ex satanist/born again Christian serenade me to his own version of some death metal tune he wrote on a guitar..complete with Cookie Monster voice over during the chorus of course 😂 What a charmer! Next day I heard him yelling my name while he stormed down my street at 10pm at night, not scaring me or the neighbours at all, demanding I come down and explain myself as to why I was talking to his best male buddy that day?? I mean, who wouldn’t want to date that man?
@DrDolan2000
Жыл бұрын
James Bond can eat his heart out, apparently. Mr. Screamer At 10pm is the real ladies' man
@weaponizedglitter69
Жыл бұрын
Wow. I'm dropping my panties at the thought
@micahrutland991
Жыл бұрын
I'm a metalhead, and can't even defend this man's behavior.
@brianmcdonald7017
5 ай бұрын
That's quite the extreme mental split from Satanist to Christian. Homeboy is conflicted
@Friendly_Neigborhood_Astolfo
3 ай бұрын
How can any man compete with a man who can use hyper voice? Only hyper voice can ger you unlimited pussy!
@auvecord
2 жыл бұрын
this song legit sounds like something you’d hear in a medieval tavern 💀
@adonysus
Жыл бұрын
bards everywhere are crying
@johnmiller8670
Жыл бұрын
I was thinking the same thing 😂💀 I play too much Skyrim.
@easternrebel1061
Жыл бұрын
Nah, old medeival songs were kinda catchy. This is just pure cringe.
@najah7781
Жыл бұрын
Not gonna lie as far as creepy guy songs go, this song kinda slaps
@ChampEown
Жыл бұрын
Welp. Time to roll a desperate virgin bard
@Msis03
2 жыл бұрын
With how many instances of husbands murdering their wife and kids to “start new” with another woman to avoid divorce and paying child support…that line about what he’d do if she willed it adds a whole new level of creepiness, it’s actually chilling.
@brunoslybruno
2 жыл бұрын
the worst is, at best it means leaving his family like they dont even matter, at the drop of a hat so regardless its an ass thing to do, specially stupid since its for someone that the person doesnt even knows
@Msis03
2 жыл бұрын
@@brunoslybruno oh yeah definitely, what I meant was a lot of people were interpreting it as him simply leaving the family, which is bad enough. But it felt even more ominous than that, and the fact that him leaving them at the drop of a hat may not be the worse case scenario 😬
@LuisCabrera-gc9ie
2 жыл бұрын
@@Msis03 Like Charlie said in the video, it's likely that this dude doesn't have a wife and only told her "You are the only person I sang and wrote a song about" as a flex. Hopefully we're right......
@Tattooineismycity
2 жыл бұрын
Chris Watts
@CyberWarezz05
2 жыл бұрын
I honestly don't even know why he included that part.Did he really thought that would impress her?I mean, he probably thought "If I tell her that I'm willing to leave my wife for her, she'd totally put out for me", while she probably was "Eww what a fucking creep".I know some people are "turned on" when someone tells them that they're willing to leave their partners for them, but if someone actually told me that, I'd turn away and never look back
@aliennoodle4844
Жыл бұрын
fun fact, Hey there Delilah WAS written by a psycho. the guy was a clingy fucking mess over a girl who didn't like him lmao
@dreamsprayanimation
Жыл бұрын
How so? What’s the story behind that?
@yuki97kira
Жыл бұрын
I thought its about preparing for a long distance relationship
@amiiokok
Жыл бұрын
@@dreamsprayanimation it’s KINDA true. tom higgenson wasn’t a psycho really, just had a huge crush on her while she had a boyfriend and wrote the song to impress her which i mean is a lil weird, but twitter rumors have exaggerated it and taken her own quotes out of context to him being stalkerish. essentially delilah just said it’s super embarrassing and she doesn’t love hearing the song. she even said if it wasn’t for her some other girl would’ve inspired him to write an amazing song LMAO
@mr.warlight9086
9 ай бұрын
The song sucks, but a psycho could not have written that song, because psychopaths don't feel emotional attraction towards anyone. How do you people keep confusing psychos for clingy losers? I'm beginning to think that you people who watch Charlie penguinz0 are just nitwits.
@southerndiscomfort171
7 ай бұрын
That’s not psycho, just pathetic
@Michael_Martin
Жыл бұрын
I love every time Charlie covers a subject like “This Man Will Never Get A Date” or “Most Desperate Man Ever” and the thumbnail is just his face
@LittleBigSmoak_
2 жыл бұрын
6:05 I cried, came, shat my pants, and then cried again listening to these life changing lyrics, truly charlie is a savant at this and should pursue a professional career as a lyricist.
@_will795
2 жыл бұрын
Try writing some of your own thoughts instead of regurgitating exactly the type of things Charlie says lmao
@MasonKohl23
2 жыл бұрын
@@AethersMusic my music will blow you
@AethersMusic
2 жыл бұрын
@@MasonKohl23 i must listen
@LittleBigSmoak_
2 жыл бұрын
@@_will795 try getting some bitches, will.
@RequiemOfSolo
2 жыл бұрын
@@_will795 it's called being part of a community.. people usually say memes related to the creator. I doubt he says stuff like this everywhere else.
@xx-sof-xx
2 жыл бұрын
A "nice guy" will be like: "I did this thing for you that you never asked for nor wanted, now im entitled to you utter devotion for all of eternity"
@airplanes_aren.t_real
2 жыл бұрын
Reminds me of those kids that would paint numbers on your street and ask for pay except much much much worse
@autisticscreechling4950
2 жыл бұрын
And God help you if you refuse his romantic gesture.
@namelastname5391
2 жыл бұрын
@@airplanes_aren.t_real that is an awesome husgle
@tgsachris
2 жыл бұрын
@@airplanes_aren.t_real I would just turn on my sprinklers "Get off my lawn!"
@airplanes_aren.t_real
2 жыл бұрын
@@tgsachris what they would do is paint it while people are at work or sleeping and knock on the door saying some legal bs that nobody knows about in order to get the money
@tatespaulding4558
Жыл бұрын
I did this in middle school in like 7th grade. Except I didn’t write the song, I went out of my way to try and learn a country love song, even though I absolutely despise country music with everything in me. Thankfully one of my friends stopped me before I actually crossed the point of no return and sent a video of it to her. Friends really are there for you when you need them most.
@zobugz
Жыл бұрын
charlie just dropping a grateful dead song thinking we wouldn't notice
@variadi
2 жыл бұрын
Charlie is literally breaking the speedrun record for finding the most desperate men in the world, let alone giving us, virgins advice at the same time to not be weird and creepy.
@Coookr
2 жыл бұрын
anyone else remember that vid of charlie saying "doo doo nigga balls" how has that just not been addressed???
@dynomite9524
2 жыл бұрын
@@Coookr proof?
@gracekami4655
2 жыл бұрын
@@dynomite9524 Don't bother trying to reply. It's a spam account. They said the same thing in almost every comment. Best just ignore it.
@meme13100
2 жыл бұрын
@@dynomite9524 that's a bot. Charlie never said that. It's like those weird bots that say their better than other youtubers.
@5679_
2 жыл бұрын
UR WHITE 🤓🤓
@Cyanidell
2 жыл бұрын
charlie was SPOT ON when he said this song sounded more like a cry for help rather than a love song. this is some weird obsession type shit not love. if he thinks this is what love is im afraid for him and his whole family honestly
@Redleader-xf7yv
2 жыл бұрын
@Beast 😈 x10 wtf is wrong with you
@alphaalex8821
2 жыл бұрын
@@Redleader-xf7yv It's a bot. Report and ignore.
@jsalsman
2 жыл бұрын
It seems more like a half-hearted attempt to get closure on a drunken flirtatious impulse to me.
@HairyJuan
2 жыл бұрын
It kind of seems like he's in a manic episode
@Melancholy_Chill
2 жыл бұрын
His family is a fictional thing, thats that the man said
@AngryBoozer
Жыл бұрын
I get the feeling that if he does have a wife and kids, they’re probably in a basement chest freezer. Pops open the freezer, “Hey, can I send this girl my love song? Cool? Cool.”, closes freezer.
@Blayze_Charles_Official
Жыл бұрын
Bro you never write the song when you first meet them. You write it after they break your heart, more relatable 😂
@SpookyJinx
2 жыл бұрын
I think what he means by "Only you know what you could do to my wife, my beautiful children and comfortable life with a push of your will" is that by her showing some acceptance to his love requests he would drop his wife and kids to leave with her in an instant, devastating them emotionally.
@Coookr
2 жыл бұрын
anyone else remember that vid of charlie saying "doo doo nigga balls" how has that just not been addressed???
@hopelessromantic3786
2 жыл бұрын
@@Coookr no one remembers it because it didn't actually happen.
@DipermilkEditz
2 жыл бұрын
@@Coookr yeah no chance pal.
@arvsta96
2 жыл бұрын
@@Coookr smartest alt account user right here
@user-bz6gh5ng2m
2 жыл бұрын
@@Coookr I’ll humor you bro. Show me the video. Show me any evidence of the video. Show me anything even vaguely related to the existence of that video. I will look at it.
@SkyquakeMusic
2 жыл бұрын
I like how he did the kind of harmonies you'd hear in like an English folk song or something from the 60s, which you don't hear too often. It would be refreshing to see that return in modern music, but unfortunately it was sung by what I can only assume is a howling walrus.
@poopybuttguy5523
2 жыл бұрын
A howling walrus would have been adorable ngl
@aaclovern9804
2 жыл бұрын
So sad seeing all this talent go into making random people uncomfortable. What a weirdo
@kratostwin20
2 жыл бұрын
Johnny Cash and folk type music had their place, the past. And they should remain there.
@kevinthefabulous1118
2 жыл бұрын
It literally sounds like a Kingston trio song
@boomerkobold3943
2 жыл бұрын
@@kratostwin20 ok clown 🤡
@penguinz0goatse
Жыл бұрын
6:04 Charlie, I'm packing my stuff and saying goodbye to my children and lovely wife before the night's end to come meet you and be with you forever. Your love song changed the way I see the world and I can't turn my head now to the grace and will of the universe's bidding. Farewell my children, for Charlie awaits. *Click here for penguinz0 goatse*
@Nerves_of_steel
6 ай бұрын
So its been a year now, is critickal hiding you? If so why?
@matthewbraamkolk2791
Жыл бұрын
Yknow I really like this guy, he feels like a friends big brother.
@ispentalldayatYT
2 жыл бұрын
This guy said that his wife never had a song written about her, he never wrote a song about her? His wife? The woman whom he had kids with? But he saw this random woman on twitter and decided that "yeah sure I'll write one about her, AND just to add salt on the wound, I'll also ask my wife for permission!" Yeah whether this wife is real or not she should leave. Edit: yeah I said what I said, his imaginary wife should leave him.
@gangstaflamingo
2 жыл бұрын
He’s
@SakakiSyndrome
2 жыл бұрын
@@gangstaflamingo His
@zabdielnevares5281
2 жыл бұрын
@@gangstaflamingo mf really corrected with the wrong his 💀💀
@coyote4326
2 жыл бұрын
What makes you assume that just because he has a wife he had kids with her?
@lmao1660
2 жыл бұрын
@@coyote4326 he mentions his kids in the song
@concorde3980
2 жыл бұрын
If he's a troll, he has some serious potential.
@turkseys4875
2 жыл бұрын
ong
@handlename88
2 жыл бұрын
ong
@thadz2493
2 жыл бұрын
Ong Fr tho no cap. Greatest troll of all time
@RoClover
2 жыл бұрын
ong
@AH-tu3km
2 жыл бұрын
ong
@arthurmorgan835
Жыл бұрын
God dang Charlie that love song of yours was a gift from God. Even I was questioning my sexuality holy cow.
@lilbean_on_mystery
Жыл бұрын
HE GOT THAT BOTTOMLESS RIZZ
@simonpegelow3230
2 жыл бұрын
the ”yeaaaaaa yeeeaahh” at 6:25 was actually really good
@ANDYDLNY
2 жыл бұрын
The charts better watch out, this man’s going to go platinum any day now
@definecapps
2 жыл бұрын
already has and is
@axelmontalban6270
2 жыл бұрын
Imagine if trolls somehow push this to be number one and she has to hear that song over and over again like dogecoin
@charliesawyer7631
2 жыл бұрын
Yeah a platinum jailcell
@jimbofergus
2 жыл бұрын
Congrats, I suppose.
@jeremywilliams8926
2 жыл бұрын
They say he is the songbird for this generation
@twistedthe1
10 ай бұрын
The song Hey there Delilah is written about a girl who has a restraining order on the singer
@jonathandoe6320
8 ай бұрын
This song sounds like something out of a horror film
@Daniel-nn8mr
7 ай бұрын
No it doesn't.
@itsinugami
2 жыл бұрын
Sad thing is: There was actual production behind this creepy ass song. Like this man sat down and edited this thing, cleaned the vocals up after recording, and put effort behind making this creepy ass song of his into an actual thing and did not once think, "Yeah, I am being a weirdo."
@creasedhorizon8931
2 жыл бұрын
Some people lack self-awareness
@wahabmp3
2 жыл бұрын
there was even like bass and higher acapella at some points to emphasize. idk if he got someone else to sing that part or if he did it himself but damn 😭
@kydsofkush
2 жыл бұрын
Adding things to you saying words, does not production make. Agreed, on the point that there were too many levels to go through, for this to have ever left someone's brain. But there was no actual production behind this. Even a bedroom producer would come up with a better sounding mix than that. This is what happens when you give the artist "Complete artistic freedom" Just kidding, but kinda not. Love you!
@nagyerik845
2 жыл бұрын
@@kydsofkush Love you too
@spectralanalysis
2 жыл бұрын
@@creasedhorizon8931 Some? You UNDERESTIMATE how many people lack this, *especially* men.
@mimickingreality
2 жыл бұрын
I imagine if she got a restraining order against him he would send her a song titled “You can’t restrain my heart”
@inkedupgoon7478
2 жыл бұрын
@Kavetion highly doubtful
@psychopompous489
2 жыл бұрын
"The only arrest I know is cardiac"
@Coookr
2 жыл бұрын
anyone else remember that vid of charlie saying "doo doo nigga balls" how has that just not been addressed???
@thedudefromrobloxx
2 жыл бұрын
Dont restrain my heart, my achy brakey heart
@demonkg5640
2 жыл бұрын
You’re a legend for that comment
@pacha2516
3 ай бұрын
The fact he wrote a song for a complete stranger and not his WIFE has me speechless
@samdunkksu2b129
Жыл бұрын
I can see the actual pain and change on Charlie’s face as libbing his love song. That’s the face of “every choice in my life has brought me here”
@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
2 жыл бұрын
I like how he resorted to “this is a fictional thing, not to be take literally thing” to save himself a little bit of dignity after doing that.
@DimDamDom.
2 жыл бұрын
👨❤️💋👨
@unknownvariable9239
2 жыл бұрын
Wow dude your gonna get 1K+ comments on this channel soon,
@trench900
2 жыл бұрын
@UCz59miWtFlW6EUgUO0f80qw goated
@trench900
2 жыл бұрын
that lyric is so cringe tho
@tyunpeters3170
2 жыл бұрын
He did begin by saying they'll probaly never meet
@smackd4b
2 жыл бұрын
Need to turn these into a series. “Life lessons: A Charlie perspective” or whatever the fuck you call it. This shit is content gold.
@KanekoGames
2 жыл бұрын
"Yikerooni"
@GamingWithHajimemes
2 жыл бұрын
How not to become a creep?
@zstrode.8953
2 жыл бұрын
Agreed 👍
@hijackedmemes6988
2 жыл бұрын
It's all common sense, only a dumbass would write a song about a complete stranger and continue to do so knowing that she isn't interested. 😂💀
@psychopompous489
2 жыл бұрын
@@bigmoniesponge "bro just be happy"
@manray6584
8 ай бұрын
It wasn't about the lady. He's a marketing genius. He knew she had a lot of followers so he knew she'd promote his song and generate clout.
@zacharylacore2905
10 ай бұрын
This one hits me hard because I remember writing an extremely cringe song in like freshman year for my crush. I was 14 though, this guy is like 40 so what's his excuse? lmao
@inquisitionagent9052
7 ай бұрын
How did that work out for ya?
@cptteacosy6158
7 ай бұрын
@@inquisitionagent9052I got a kiss out of it 😂 looking back tho it was definitely a panicked "oh god how do I get this cringe boy to shut up" We laugh about it these days as it was to my best friend at the time who I had a crush on 😂
@zacharylacore2905
7 ай бұрын
@@inquisitionagent9052 terribly lmao. It was even worse that I sat next to her and my friend showed the lyrics to her. I feel so bad that she had to sit next to me
@inquisitionagent9052
7 ай бұрын
@@zacharylacore2905 with friends like these, who needs enemies?
@katodd2925
6 ай бұрын
@@zacharylacore2905 Aww that's sad haha
@suncmi
2 жыл бұрын
The fact that this man claims he is married while also casually asking his wife to flirt with another women using a cheaply made music video is amazing
@mpeckablebass
2 жыл бұрын
I love that it also implies he thinks his song would cause her to uncontrollably destroy his relationship with his (alleged) wife/kids to be with him because it's JUST THAT GOOD.
@LeafBoye
2 жыл бұрын
LEEEAF
@natasrules
2 жыл бұрын
@Beast 😈 x10 its been only one day bruh..
@positivequakes599
2 жыл бұрын
maybe his wife knew how bad he sings and thought this would be the perfect chance to stop him from watching the woman in the video
@AlexNV75
2 жыл бұрын
@@mpeckablebass I don’t think he actually wants to leave his wife. I think he just felt like writing a song.
@WoWhistorian
2 жыл бұрын
About the whole "What you could do to my wife, my kids, my comfortable life" thing... I think he was talking about the emotional damage it would do to his family if he left them for her. "Family" in quotes, of course.
@superluminalsquirrel9359
2 жыл бұрын
Why not actually just put family in quotes instead of repeating it and then putting it in quotes? Lol
@mastersword48
2 жыл бұрын
He's saying that he's willing to hand over the reigns of his whole life to her as long as they get to be together. Therefore he ends up being an extension of her will, a puppet to do her bidding with disregard to whatever else he built up in his life
@chrono4998
2 жыл бұрын
I took it as he would cheat on them with her.
@jarjarbinks6018
2 жыл бұрын
@Beast 😈 x10 reported for promoting terrorism
@brandonkortan2959
2 жыл бұрын
I was gonna say I speak down horrendous-ese: homie was saying that only she knows the extent of the emotional damage she could put his wife and children through if she willed it to be.
@Luatheog
4 ай бұрын
Most Desperate man ever,Creepiest guy ever, this man will never get a date all of those videos have Charlie as the thumbnail and its hilarious
@babypickleyellow
10 ай бұрын
my uterus got on a plane and left when I heard this song
@Rexboi_71
2 жыл бұрын
So either this guy somehow actually has a wife and kids that he is willing to emotionally scar or he genuinely believes that saying he's willing to cheat and abandon his family on a whim somehow makes him attractive. Fucking baffling.
@sirbilliam3455
2 жыл бұрын
Or this is some elaborate troll. Which is almost never the case sadly.
@philippagrimoire5968
Жыл бұрын
Some of them actually do have wives and kids and hit up random women on TikTok and socials nearly every day, going into their DMs and everything. Ah modern day marriage and romance. It’s a breath of fresh air init
@phyokyawkhaing2251
Жыл бұрын
@@philippagrimoire5968 It's not like marriages from days past were free of affairs either, its just that people have a much easier time reaching out cuz of the internet.
@philippagrimoire5968
Жыл бұрын
@@phyokyawkhaing2251 I’m not saying it is but I dare say the frequency of affairs that go on these days is significantly more so. And that includes women cheating on their husbands. I don’t even know why people bother to get married anymore?
@fart63
Жыл бұрын
@@philippagrimoire5968 depending on how far back in time you’re comparing to “modern dating” some societies would literally kill women for things like cheating, and domestic violence was basically commonplace. Relationship health overall has not improved. People are just allowed to get divorced now. Pressure to get married and have kids is still an epidemic.
@freshbread6526
2 жыл бұрын
The funny thing is that Radiohead's "Creep" is the exact same premise. It's about the lead singer falling in love with a girl he saw on the bus without ever talking to her. But, at least he recognizes that he's a creep.
@casscody3488
2 жыл бұрын
Same with James Blunt's "You're Beautiful"
@SUPERCOOL55525
Жыл бұрын
i love radiohead thom is so silly
@Metallicarule1991
Жыл бұрын
The difference is Creep is a good song with good musicianship, and I don’t suppose Thom Yorke was harassing this woman, especially not like today with the prevalence of social media and being able to just DM any randomer from around the world. The difference is Creep is just a song written anonymously and part of a bands catalog of songs, it’s not going online to harass someone specifically with some complete and utter drivel like this “song” in the video. 😂
@bruvie_editz
11 ай бұрын
And that is actually a good and relatable song
@bruvie_editz
11 ай бұрын
Creep I mean, not this horse shit
@randyjax09
7 ай бұрын
As a former-addict myself, I’m convinced the guy was on drugs. Only the mind of a drug addict could think that was a good idea.
@retroblue69696
7 ай бұрын
or an alcoholic
@Daniel-nn8mr
7 ай бұрын
You do look like a former junkie.
@kibkirby
Жыл бұрын
Charlies audio: 🔉 This womans audio: 🔊💥
@t4codude109
2 жыл бұрын
Every day, the term "Down horrendous" is taken to new levels.
@MarieAntoinetteandherlittlesis
2 жыл бұрын
Ladies hear me out- imagine being the “beautiful wife”- of the guy who wrote the song. You’re pretty, a total dime, you work out, you bore 2 beautiful children for this man, ya’ll have a nice house- and then you find out your husband wrote this piece of shit song for an internet girl named Lauren, whom he’s never met. You hear the song, and now you’re thinking of ways to dispose of his body.
@lemonywater2979
2 жыл бұрын
Sounds like the plot to a thriller or something
@kylereyes2337
2 жыл бұрын
@@lemonywater2979 down to write a slasher horror screenplay out of the pitch above?
@montoyat.6494
2 жыл бұрын
@@lemonywater2979 lmn style
@amandapanda5087
2 жыл бұрын
@@lemonywater2979 It really does
@WalterTheWalrus
Жыл бұрын
Fun Fact: Thermite burns hotter than bone
@pink_earthworm
10 ай бұрын
I love the Simpony orchestrated in this video
@MrGhostTube
Жыл бұрын
I think his imaginary wife did backing vocals in the 3rd verse.
@johnbrookes9209
2 жыл бұрын
The titles never fail to make me click. Congrats not many people have mastered the ability of such brilliant titles, short and to the point. *chefs kiss*
@salesm4ne
2 жыл бұрын
b
@johnbrookes9209
2 жыл бұрын
@Kyra / キラ bots movin mad
@Joshua.Graham
2 жыл бұрын
@Kyra / キラ did I ask
@Joshua.Graham
2 жыл бұрын
@@johnbrookes9209 fr it’s been a fuckin day
@definecapps
2 жыл бұрын
uh...sure
@ohcojo6603
2 жыл бұрын
I'd interpret the whole "only you know what you could do to my wife" part as, if Lauren wanted to she could put his wife thru alot of pain because this guy is willing to sacrifice his wife his children and comfortable life for her and its only Lauren's will that's keeping guys family together..
@vordjoncus
2 жыл бұрын
Some kind of inverse Jolene nonsense.
@cv6442
2 жыл бұрын
This is exactly how I took it as well. The fact that it sounds like he's discussing a mob hit is just a bonus! 😄
@dr.coomer789
2 жыл бұрын
Ok but does anyone remember the clip of penguinz0 saying “doo doo n***a balls?” How has that just not been addressed?
@cv6442
2 жыл бұрын
@@dr.coomer789 I haven't heard about that... Is it from this same episode?
@pekka_lover_69
Жыл бұрын
@@dr.coomer789 I don't care. It's a word.
@robertoalanys
Жыл бұрын
Thank you for your videos charlie ive been goin thru the hardest time in my live and you make me laugh every day.
@arnavgupta4881
9 ай бұрын
"Let me eat those tiddy chips..." "Yea that's a top charter" - Charlie, 2022
@CH-mu8el
2 жыл бұрын
This has inspired me to write a song for Charlie: He has long hair, And wears a cap, Toot toot toot Brap brap brap (Ooh stinky) Hopefully he likes it and is seduced by it
@spoopyscaryskelebones3846
2 жыл бұрын
I have long hair 😯
@CH-mu8el
2 жыл бұрын
@@spoopyscaryskelebones3846 he also has long hair Not sure about a hat Sniff sniff sniff Smells like crap (That's a 'yum' dawg)
@semekiizuio
2 жыл бұрын
You missed the toot toot 😂
@CH-mu8el
2 жыл бұрын
@@semekiizuio I've never missed a toot you son of a bitch
@AlcorSolaire
2 жыл бұрын
I have no hair
@turkishnoodle3971
2 жыл бұрын
I love how the thumbnail is always Charlie and the title is something like “this is the most hideous monsterous, saddest virgin I have ever seen” I start laughing before I even watch the video 💀💀💀
@GusM60Patton
Жыл бұрын
You people need to stop saying this exact fucking comment on every review video he posts, this is annoying
@StephenElliker
8 ай бұрын
Charlie's lost in the void of these bad relationship stories, I'm lost in the void of watching him being lost in the void
@joewerner7067
Жыл бұрын
Hats off to you Charlie, I’m 3 minutes into this video and I have to stop now or I’m gonna throw up. Just that first clip of this guys song already has me past the edge
@99baking
2 жыл бұрын
Fellas, gents, lads. If you ever see a woman that is so beautiful, so drop dead gorgeous that you just *have* to reach out to her and confess your love, I want you to write everything out, and give it a good 24 hours to ruminate. When you come back to whatever monstrosity you've created, imagine sending it to a normal, regular, average looking woman. Do you think she'd find what you wrote sweet and endearing? Or do you think she would immediately be suspicious because that's the creepiest shit ever and immediately smacks of a stalker? Because that is how these beautiful gorgeous women are going to take it too. They're people, they're fucking human beings. These guys seem to think women like this will fall in love with you just for metaphorically jangling a set of keys in front of them. It's infantilising and gross
@jordashi
8 ай бұрын
Spoken like a true hot girl
@Nerves_of_steel
6 ай бұрын
What if theyre keys to a bughatti eh, whate then?
@therainman7777
5 ай бұрын
@@Nerves_of_steel😂😂😂
@badabingus8304
2 жыл бұрын
That guy has an actually good* voice, I feel bad when people are gifted and then never use it right
@definecapps
2 жыл бұрын
in da hood
@wes773105333
2 жыл бұрын
Can't wait til his mixtape drops.
@remorse3875
2 жыл бұрын
you mean good right?
@scarlettetherose
2 жыл бұрын
I was thinking this too. It's a damn shame.
@youtubecommenter7837
2 жыл бұрын
Yeah. I would honestly start a band with this dude if he wasn’t a complete sociopath
@imbatman273
Жыл бұрын
"Lemme eat those titty chips"... fucking hell, that's the most beautiful thing I've heard all day 😂.
@moneygrabber6720
Жыл бұрын
It’ll be a cold day in hell when I stop sending love songs as my first message
@3slicessenpai
2 жыл бұрын
"I'm a little confused about the meaning of these bars. But they are fire, though" This perfectly encapsulates me jamming to anime songs
@BlueJayz474
2 жыл бұрын
Agreed, don’t get the lyrics but enjoy everything else.
@imperiumVII
2 жыл бұрын
And that's the power of the Monado
@mknight8272
2 жыл бұрын
@@imperiumVII I’m really feelin it!
@yozy-.
2 жыл бұрын
@@BlueJayz474 little do you know the song youve been listening too is titled "i hate ni"
@BlueJayz474
2 жыл бұрын
@@yozy-. uh oh
@dustinturner5546
2 жыл бұрын
6:14 cant wait for the out of context memes
@kimmyfreak200
Жыл бұрын
oh man u are one of the funniest youtubers...loved the sarcasm..makes me miss the 90s
@SomethingStupid_YT
Жыл бұрын
6 months in the future, Charlie just dropped the best song ever made
@kayleighvixen
2 жыл бұрын
If he does have a wife, she is beyond the point of caring that her husband sits probably for hours daily looking at other women on twitter, this song would be the last ounce of her confidence in herself gone. I hope she has enough self worth left to leave him.
@burgersquinn
2 жыл бұрын
I respect Charlie for calling out creepy weirdos consistently since I found him in like 2015 or whatever. he just does it more and more often and more articulately every time and it's hilarious content to boot. what a king.
@jeangray2135
2 жыл бұрын
To the beach Tara karn karma tattoo on 2nd and 2nd one more each within a soccer tour it
@Coookr
2 жыл бұрын
anyone else remember that vid of charlie saying "doo doo nigga balls" how has that just not been addressed???
@alvemaster
2 жыл бұрын
@@Coookr I dont think that exists but ill happily let you point me in the right direction
@UppityKingJavi
2 жыл бұрын
@@Coookr Nigga we don't give a fuck
@Soundsyouhearswithyourears
2 жыл бұрын
No one ever thinks how they got to be weird though. Maybe people always isolating them telling them they are weird
@maivaiva1412
8 ай бұрын
I genuinely do feel bad for guys like this who just have 0 idea what is acceptable behaviour
@brainysmvrf8680
Жыл бұрын
I honestly love ur videos touching on men like this, with a weird desperation/entitlement towards women- because you provide input from a male standpoint. Like theres certain things I as a woman might have brushed over but because you live life through the lens of a man you really dig deep into the psyche.
@Tenebrarum_
2 жыл бұрын
“Random girl on twitter”… yep that sounds about right for a desperate man.
@definecapps
2 жыл бұрын
as in all of us...
@Tenebrarum_
2 жыл бұрын
No no my friend, there is levels to how desperate a person can get… most of us are on the lower levels but him… well I’m not sure lol. But what I do know is that some people have gotten thrown down the wrong path…
@Tenebrarum_
2 жыл бұрын
Unfortunately it is… I guess in that sense we’ve all been thrown down the bad path Although i was referring to path no would want to head down. Stay strong friends :)
@Keith-sh4lo
2 жыл бұрын
Sounds like a cinnamontoastken video.
@Cipher_Paul
2 жыл бұрын
Are you implying that it's more desperate to do this on Twitter than other social medias or that desperate men specifically do this on Twitter?
@arianalbert
2 жыл бұрын
Dude's just trying to set himself up as the victim of this woman (really an idea of her) through that whole vocal assault of a song. He's not responsible and completely in control of his actions, actually he's a vulnerable soft songwriter and the succubus who didn't know he existed is really the mastermind😒.
@padawanslayer4895
Жыл бұрын
charlies serenage must win a grammy
@bloodyneptune
8 ай бұрын
That guy: honey, its alright if I write another love song for a hot stranger right? His wife, filling out divorce papers: yeah, sure, whatever
@christmastiger
2 жыл бұрын
The joy on Charlie's face when he came up with that last line of the song. Someone needs to turn those dazzling lyrics into a song immediately
@dinoseen3226
Жыл бұрын
Charlie's eyes lighting up as you see the inspiration for those lyrics strike him in real time is such a treat.
@Li8aGun92
8 ай бұрын
I could even believe that this guy had a wife and children and he'd throw it all away for some random woman on twitter. He seems like the type.
@Johnlockislife
Ай бұрын
As someone called Lauren, I cannot put into words the fear I felt when that song started. I fully nearly fell out my chair.
@user-fs4zn4yu7j
2 жыл бұрын
7:10 I fucking love the part how caption recognized that as [Music]
@Hi-cm1cj
2 жыл бұрын
If this guy was acting like this towards her, I would rather stay as a virgin than pretend to be someone that I am not.
@syklone_
2 жыл бұрын
Nah that’s cap, you’d tap anything first chance brother
@justjerm1823
2 жыл бұрын
Dude has a wife
@gameuniverse5973
2 жыл бұрын
@@syklone_ nah only in certain circumstances i would because you don't stick it in crazy
@KingOfGaymes
2 жыл бұрын
@@justjerm1823 bet she’s 2d
@violetweaver4034
2 жыл бұрын
the way you worded this made zero sense
@legendneo5371
Жыл бұрын
"Assuming she exists, which she absolutely doesn't" xD
@MrJuno319
Жыл бұрын
I almost choked on my food when she came out with the “so anyway I blocked him”😂😂😭
@Nerves_of_steel
6 ай бұрын
What food was it? Do you remember? Must answer this
@MKUltraXOXO-c3r
2 жыл бұрын
I thought this man was going to be 80 years old minimum. Hearing how young he sounds makes me a gazillion times more concerned…
@Coookr
2 жыл бұрын
anyone else remember that vid of charlie saying "doo doo nigga balls" how has that just not been addressed???
@ctts9946
2 жыл бұрын
@@Coookr your bal headed granny
@toytacambery9427
2 жыл бұрын
@@Coookr lol I gotta look that one up. Can't wait for this dude to slip up.
@streetmilk1
2 жыл бұрын
@@toytacambery9427 why are you watching his content if you want him to mess up?
@bracz7167
2 жыл бұрын
@@streetmilk1 it’s a bot
@TheJavibear
2 жыл бұрын
_“If you were thinking it’s a good idea to write a song about a girl you have a crush on, it’s _*_NOT_*_ a good idea”_ Charlie always dropping words of wisdom
@jamesdean9183
Жыл бұрын
Idk worked for Eric Clapton when he wrote “Layla” by Derik and the Dominos😂
@kurtvonnegut9959
Жыл бұрын
@@jamesdean9183 Baller reference
@jamesdean9183
Жыл бұрын
@@kurtvonnegut9959 thank goodness someone got it🤣
@Goomba1309
Жыл бұрын
You kinda forgot the _"and the girl doesn't know you exist"_ part, but okay
@___and_memes_for_all
8 ай бұрын
@@jamesdean9183yeah but that song was a certified banger. This, not so much
@zae_thunder4541
Жыл бұрын
9 months later and im still waiting for the full song to be heard on the radio. im assuming this was only a demo/preview song and im still waiting for the full song to be released whats taking him so long lmao
@jakobole
Жыл бұрын
I have it on repeat on Spotify as we speak!
@zohaibbashir8394
2 жыл бұрын
Imagine finding out your dad is writing random songs about Girls that he saw on twitter 💀
@skavensoldier5297
2 жыл бұрын
BRUH
@poptort2082
2 жыл бұрын
Lmao oh god
@bittiebee
2 жыл бұрын
Thanks for giving me a panic attack
@uhohangelica4695
2 жыл бұрын
Imma be completely honest, I've been making music for almost five years, and it sickens me to say that this guy has actually decent voice, while I'm over here sounding like two wild foxes mating.
@kydsofkush
2 жыл бұрын
I mean, he didn't sing anything. He just spoke. The hell are you peoples standards coming from?
@alexinivai08
2 жыл бұрын
@@kydsofkush hes talking about the quality and tone. You can be objective while also being disgusted by this guy
@TheRealerArbor
2 жыл бұрын
@@kydsofkush Ever heard Johnny Cash?
@semekiizuio
2 жыл бұрын
I thought it was me in the wrong for thinking he didn't sound that bad. Yeah it weird creepy sending it to a stranger and the lyrics but if it was to someone with a connection and proper lyrics, women would total be into it
@knightofjustice5475
2 жыл бұрын
@@kydsofkush No, he was singing, and kinda well like the OP said. Nothing wrong with admitting that. The guy is delusional. But the public shaming of him by this Egirl is pretty egregious imo.
@middlesiderrider
Жыл бұрын
In sixth grade I liked a girl in my class. So one Saturday I looked up her family's number in the phone book. I didn't know her parents' names but luckily it was a small town and there was only one listing with her last name. So I dialed the number and waited... and my crush answered. She said, "Hello?", And I said,"Hi Kerri this is Anon from school.". She said,"Oh, hi.". It was at that point I realized I had no plan for our conversation. So I said," I just wanted to say Hi. See you on Monday." Then I hung up and proceeded to wallow in awkwardness and self-pity.
@rearedrain9722
Жыл бұрын
Lmfao
@williamgregory1848
Жыл бұрын
“That song was so beautiful… How do I spell your name for the restraining order?”
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