Bringing back memories of when I was walking home from school and go jumped
@danieloutzen9802
3 жыл бұрын
Yup
@prevoke9270
3 жыл бұрын
YEAH LOL
@ingozark8862
3 жыл бұрын
Same 😂😂
@igitpu33i99
8 жыл бұрын
Never mess with a black guy who is hungry and never ate his snickers
@alihujatbilgrami3281
8 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@alihujatbilgrami3281
8 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@Karkat
8 жыл бұрын
LMAO
@seriouscheater5561
8 жыл бұрын
+i git pu33i DAMN DAT TYLER DOES NOT NO HOW T BULLY
@joshwendt793
8 жыл бұрын
And you can't spell.
@marg8618
4 жыл бұрын
I came back 9 years later and now hes a thousand before 7 million
@thespeedster7700
4 жыл бұрын
Exactly
@antoniobeccari6611
4 жыл бұрын
Am i the only one who thinks he looks stretched res in this vid
@hiphopfixx
4 жыл бұрын
E
@Oversent
3 жыл бұрын
Bruh who else’s is here in 2020
@silverbullet5083
3 жыл бұрын
Fallz no
@kfc.enjoyer
3 жыл бұрын
This dude literally hasn’t aged
@RyanGosling6
3 жыл бұрын
Gianni.i N the only difference is the muscles 💪🏼
@tanjiro1859
3 жыл бұрын
Ikr
@dripplaflare3356
3 жыл бұрын
Black don't crack✊🏾
@bsc_raptor8773
3 жыл бұрын
@@dripplaflare3356 lol
@DoomSlayer-gj8qb
3 жыл бұрын
He’s swoozie the immortal
@blackconfucius4974
9 жыл бұрын
Well if he had braces....that means you were just trying to help him by not giving him candy good lookin out man!
@SCP--bp9ud
9 жыл бұрын
Infinite109 Yea, snickers has caramel in it, My Dentist said That i couldn't eat caramel when i had braces.(right after i got them taken off, I bought a Snickers bar, Oooo.... the joy.....
@NateLanza
9 жыл бұрын
Atomic Eagle174 I've had braces for 2 years. Eaten about 200 snickers & countless pieces of candy I wasn't supposed to. Never had a problem, except once with a jolly rancher during a bumpy car ride
@SCP--bp9ud
9 жыл бұрын
Nate Lanza The problem I had was that my brother had a piece of snickers when he had braces and he had get a snickers bar removed from his braces, so even though you can get away with it, i thought i'd be better safe than sorry.
@NateLanza
9 жыл бұрын
Atomic Eagle174 You mean he got the caramel stuck in his braces? I get stuff stuck in my braces all the time, but I have floss & some thin brushes that I use to get it out.
@SCP--bp9ud
9 жыл бұрын
Nate Lanza NO the caramel got his wires ripped off.
@fishingmasterstudios9481
6 жыл бұрын
" who's the man? " ~Swoozie 2010
@deanabrown1939
3 жыл бұрын
I want to want his new video to and
@deanabrown1939
3 жыл бұрын
And I didn't recognize him
@A1Surreal
3 жыл бұрын
@@deanabrown1939 bro he legit looks the same how you not recognize him
@toluwanimibankole2345
6 жыл бұрын
"Cause... I'm allergic to pain" I'm so dead
@Hispanef
4 жыл бұрын
Is it because you were allergic to pain
@honore6077
3 жыл бұрын
@@Hispanef 😂😂😂
@dougie6157
6 жыл бұрын
Lil pump was 10 when this video came out
@cherishcaesar4826
5 жыл бұрын
I was seven
@allandubreus7379
5 жыл бұрын
I was 6
@motoboys5704
5 жыл бұрын
I was 2
@MacDreezyy_
5 жыл бұрын
I was 4😂
@torta1905
5 жыл бұрын
i was 5
@EsotErikka
7 жыл бұрын
I'm a Christian, but if you mess with my candy, your not going to lose your teeth from cavities. That's all I'm gonna say.
@augmentedlinguist4674
6 жыл бұрын
Major Ratchet Amen
@youngkingstokes8063
6 жыл бұрын
Same
@copycat7068
6 жыл бұрын
Lol
@user-iy4ye1pr8y
6 жыл бұрын
And it matters if ur a Christian?
@user-iy4ye1pr8y
6 жыл бұрын
Piggy De Swaggy my point is, if he's a Christian and he would knock their teeth out would he do it if he wasn't? So why does that detail matter
@nhoJeoD77
8 жыл бұрын
I heard adande threw a fire ball at tyler
@riddlemegamer2516
8 жыл бұрын
Yea dude it was crazy
@zachkelly1847
8 жыл бұрын
Ain't no one messin' with Andande
@vyr9467
7 жыл бұрын
Agreed
@RYYZE888
6 жыл бұрын
John Doe Tyler the creator could of probs went to school wit swoozy I'm late cuz I'm doing research
@Jobe-13
6 жыл бұрын
*If bending was real*
@jellyfish4323
4 жыл бұрын
Nobody Me:Getting this recommended 10 years later
@annajanas7625
4 жыл бұрын
Fr
@aaronragoonanan4991
3 жыл бұрын
Actually
@skoaluuni832
3 жыл бұрын
10 years
@ihavesmolppbut7591
3 жыл бұрын
With ya
@tinatumblin9270
3 жыл бұрын
Jelly fish same-
@Footystreamslive
3 жыл бұрын
This was in my recommended 10 years later lmao
@jalensmith3331
7 жыл бұрын
Swoozie went saber tooth tiger,he ain't even NEED to morph
@thedank0r162
7 жыл бұрын
Lol
@YupJustPassingBy
7 жыл бұрын
Is that an Animorph reference? Please, don't hate if I'm wrong.
@awe7266
7 жыл бұрын
SiLeNt NiNjA Power Rangers*
@urbanisreal5416
6 жыл бұрын
You mean *-NEED-*
@lalitakearnun9293
5 жыл бұрын
cereal killer Yeaassss!! Lol lmao
@misslydiawashere
7 жыл бұрын
Swoozie: Oh, that kid wears his paiger... on his ankle! That's pretty fresh! Me: LMAO
@gseric4721
4 жыл бұрын
First fist fight was in elementary school. I was as quiet as they come, but when a bully tries to give a Catholic transfer student who's mom was just getting through a divorce a hard time, I couldn't take it anymore. We were walking to the bus, the fists started flying, I punched the guy in the gut, and he didn't bother my soon-to-be best friend anymore after that. I guess the teachers ignored the whole situation because I pretty much had perfect conduct(if I didn't, there was a belt waiting for me at home) The crazy part about it was that the guy that was bullying my new friend had lost his mom just a few years back. Both guys were so different, but yet so similar. I'd only found out about their situations later.
@OGrandomunknownperson
3 жыл бұрын
Shut up LOSER HE SOUNDS COOL
@celiaromero9299
6 жыл бұрын
sWooZie : was it the right thing to do? Me : screams yes!!! sWooZie : says no Me : I thought we were squad!!!!!!!!😂😂
@decome3943
8 жыл бұрын
If "Tyler" squished my candy I would grab him by his shirt and throw him back to the front of the bus
@urmomisstraight7099
8 жыл бұрын
Niiiiiiiicccccccceeeeeeeeeeee
@deathberry9284
7 жыл бұрын
I would literally just go full on Super Saiyan Goku VS Freiza I would break that man like a kit kat bar
@decome3943
7 жыл бұрын
MistahIIWRECKZ if Tyler even fucking TOUCHED my candy I would rip out his stomach
@taylorschott8910
7 жыл бұрын
Mega Blastoise dude.. overkill. rip his stomach out? thats a little too far.
@decome3943
7 жыл бұрын
Taylor Schott Dude.. It's a joke
@arian2125
8 жыл бұрын
Am i the only one that pissed my pants when he said "Wu tang clan gets off" 😂😂😂
@otakubear6053
8 жыл бұрын
nope
@arian2125
8 жыл бұрын
+Total Otaku glad i'm not the only one 😂
@Wavvy_eddie
8 жыл бұрын
+Arian Alfelor same 😂😂
@MJStarZG
4 жыл бұрын
Lol 10 years later... still wouldn't call it a fist fight i mean he wussed out after that punch K.O.
@user-xr5sj2jt2p
3 жыл бұрын
TKO
@quinnCS
6 жыл бұрын
2018 anyone?
@boolinginthebackround8267
6 жыл бұрын
yes
@tracysdead
6 жыл бұрын
Yaw
@joemundell4438
6 жыл бұрын
Yes sir
@luqmanm8105
6 жыл бұрын
Ye
@jeffkaplan8199
6 жыл бұрын
just realising now how old this video is
@PheenX
8 жыл бұрын
I remember my grandpa telling me ''If some sort of dickweed bullies you, and there's a group of 'em, or he has like these little friends, punch the biggest one, that'll work. And if it doesn't, just chase 'em with a piece of wood. With a nail in it.''
@swisspikeman2400
8 жыл бұрын
+PheenX BD what a wise old man
@PheenX
8 жыл бұрын
Metaknight Swordsmaster Too bad I didn't get to hear the rest of his advice...
@rubenmooij124
8 жыл бұрын
+PheenX BD ;-(
@PheenX
8 жыл бұрын
***** I know right, he died because of a heart attack... his 6th to be exact
@rubenmooij124
8 жыл бұрын
***** damn...
@ayannashadee542
9 жыл бұрын
Don't mess with a thug's candy.....
@ayannashadee542
9 жыл бұрын
Your point is?
@ayannashadee542
9 жыл бұрын
I'm ok with that ^-^
@RobotSpy13
9 жыл бұрын
Skittles- Chan derpaderp skittl3s
@the_x_riddler_4016
9 жыл бұрын
Skittles- Chan i me and my friend asked my other friend to kind of fight like not like kill each other like were friends so i said yall can fight me and they said there going to win but they did not no i had been solo hand to hand combat training for a long time and i timed it i took them down in 37.5 seconds
@chainedbluewolf99
9 жыл бұрын
Skittles- Chan Yup you are god damn right.
@mustafanasser5549
4 жыл бұрын
Camera quality: OVER 9000
@garasu3563
4 жыл бұрын
Mustafa Nasser this was years ago
@gbarrows04
4 жыл бұрын
@@garasu3563 you don't think we know that smart guy? In case you didn't know it says the date it was published in the title.
@walkingfaith9523
6 жыл бұрын
"Adande wins. Flawless Victory. Babality."
@GoWithDannyMo
9 жыл бұрын
I've only had one fight. I live in the Uk, so I don't know what grade it is but it was year 7 for me. We were on a school trip and this guy had been a dick to me all year and he was being a dick to me while waiting in line for lunch. I don't know what came over me but I'm normally a calm guy, but I changed and sort of snapped so I slapped him as hard as I could. He looked at me sort of shocked and went to hit me back but like a ninja I blocked him with my left arm and kicked him in the balls and he started crying...one of the most satisfying moments of my life right there!
@GoWithDannyMo
9 жыл бұрын
Year 7 is around 11/12 years old just to let y'all Americans know
@naturesdichotomy7098
9 жыл бұрын
*****Chucky. Im surprised u werent that 9th grader 😂
@Jukinj94
9 жыл бұрын
***** sir that's not at all a fight that's a loss by technicality or referred to as an ass kicking XD
@Jukinj94
9 жыл бұрын
***** and you're not the real Chuck Norris he never got beat until the mightiest of them all fought him and lost that mightiest fighter was bruce lee
@sonpau5183
9 жыл бұрын
DannyboyRFC06 one time someone hit me in the BALLS! that hurted very much. But now I beat up more kids at my school, older kids. I'm in 8th grade.
@RakuraiNetwork
9 жыл бұрын
I've gotten into 17 fights in my day...and have talked my way out of every single one of them
@SuperSillySam
9 жыл бұрын
I got into a fight when this kid threw a ball at the back of my head in gym. I kinda went ape on him and the teacher saw the whole thing. I did a lot of talking after and got him sent to the office and I got off with a verbal warning.
@RakuraiNetwork
9 жыл бұрын
Lol wow! XD
@IntingLuxray
9 жыл бұрын
Nice dude
@SCP--bp9ud
9 жыл бұрын
SuperSilly Sam Good Job man!
@xanarrow1133
9 жыл бұрын
The shoryuken is real...i saw it in real life..
@ChiefKale
3 жыл бұрын
"Who's the man" -swoozie 2010 I knew I was the man -swoozie 2020
@yeaboiii3057
6 жыл бұрын
I remember watching this when it was uploaded, damn so many memories, so little stresses
@rebeccaannshields8559
8 жыл бұрын
When I was 10 my brothers stole my candy from Halloween. I walk from city to city, about 3 pillow cases of candy. I took archery so I got my bow, and so he had the bag and I shot the bag, it went through, hit the wall and stayed there. The candy was falling out of the bag and he just trembled, got up gave me the bag and he was 6 years older than me. He never took them again. I take candy seriously.
@rebeccaannshields8559
8 жыл бұрын
💀
@randomedude9303
8 жыл бұрын
God danm
@TheVeta25
8 жыл бұрын
wat
@Yukalitlee
8 жыл бұрын
Yep
@lilphil9219
8 жыл бұрын
+Rebecca ann Shields Fatniss Everdeen asf
@starleader4458
7 жыл бұрын
If I did that I would look down at him like\_(._.)_/ "don't Tuch my Kit Kat"
@insertnamehere7212
7 жыл бұрын
This comment made me laugh so much
@flamingseb11
7 жыл бұрын
Star Leader your right 😼😒(:
@MJsanchez05
7 жыл бұрын
Star Leader lol
@anaya2828
7 жыл бұрын
Star Leader \(._.)/ hello
@kaukazian4052
7 жыл бұрын
Star Leader Hey! \(-_______-;)/ don't touch my candy fool!
@gamerramirez2735
3 жыл бұрын
Who’s still watching this on 2020 ? 😂
@idunnoaname8113
3 жыл бұрын
U mean "in" 2020
@manuelmazuelos3923
4 жыл бұрын
Anyone watching this in 2019?
@evblocktmovent.6020
4 жыл бұрын
Me
@Idkrnokjeez
4 жыл бұрын
Me too
@cornflakes6605
4 жыл бұрын
yes
@camronbryant9029
4 жыл бұрын
Yes I am
@KRATOSnb
4 жыл бұрын
Me
@barbaravibes
8 жыл бұрын
"that kid was on house arrest" LMAO
@rainman6670
3 жыл бұрын
Love you love you love you love you love you I
@skywalkerkushberries7336
10 жыл бұрын
Wu tang clan gets off.
@CutsupCore
6 жыл бұрын
I come down to watch old Swoozie classics from time to time. They are quite refreshing.
@sidehustlehub5948
4 жыл бұрын
Bro I'm watching this in 2020 😂😂🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾 Legend
@th3oni
4 жыл бұрын
Sean Mthembu same dude
@MasterGhostf
9 жыл бұрын
I don`t like to fight, but I will fight if needed.
@AwesomeMinecraftersakuraodomMC
9 жыл бұрын
same
@AwesomeMinecraftersakuraodomMC
9 жыл бұрын
well then
@jamesfogarty8316
8 жыл бұрын
Got jumped by 7 people when 14 broke my leg but survived and went to had to pay fines for punching them when they passed out....... ME STRONG NOW
@AwesomeMinecraftersakuraodomMC
8 жыл бұрын
wut
@MrNut-ky7zm
8 жыл бұрын
MasterGhostf i love fighting but i never do it probably because im just a kid and i dont get bullyed yet or anything so the OTHER kids are good for now. for now probably just dreaming about being a ninja and kicking the shit out of everybody
@frogshavefeelings2850
8 жыл бұрын
"We'll just call him Tyler." Me at midnight: TYLER JOSEPH
@jessecoffins8832
8 жыл бұрын
If only. maybe if he gets punched enough times, his brain will reset and maybe he can make decent music
@evgenys6335
8 жыл бұрын
True
@felixsfreckles8651
8 жыл бұрын
+ThaRaggamuffin Prince Tyler Joseph has good music ☺
@ettamoriarty8757
7 жыл бұрын
I was literally picturing him the entire time
@johnanneheim3482
6 жыл бұрын
I love how there’s these “kids” who think there all hard and tough and comment “One time this kid took my phone and I walked up to him to give it back ... he didn’t so I gave him the kabam super uppercut nostril plankton super sayon holy goku magenta killer punch and broke his nose and he started crying” like ... stfu!
@fartgander5851
3 жыл бұрын
If some one says that there joking...
@taloras1761
3 жыл бұрын
thnks for releasing the pilot episode now am rewatching the old videos wondering how my dude has REFUSED to age
@t_buddha3647
8 жыл бұрын
That must've been a very powerful Right Hook.
@Luke12C
8 жыл бұрын
no it was a SHOOORYUKEN!!!
@t_buddha3647
8 жыл бұрын
lmao
@tobychilders5671
6 жыл бұрын
If I get in a fight it’s a 50 50 cause I’m a scronny guy buuuuuttttt I can take some punches
@cameronstonier5045
8 жыл бұрын
lesson of this video is don't touch a man's candy......
@christinaruffell2996
8 жыл бұрын
not the video
@cameronstonier5045
8 жыл бұрын
Christina Ruffell life?
@matthew_natividad
6 жыл бұрын
But b ready to fight if the need arises
@lrhobdy
4 жыл бұрын
I just love your stories
@MiguelGonzalez-re4cf
4 жыл бұрын
Level1:yum candy Level2:DONT TAKE MY CANDY SWOOZIE:DONT TOUCH MY CANDY (RIP Tyler)
@Xoxoxo4194
6 жыл бұрын
"They don't look like they really waste time on hand to hand combat" XD OMFG I died 💀
@dani-nh2hy
8 жыл бұрын
My first fight was because we had secret Santa at my school and a boy, let's call him Flubdude, threw my little brother's new toy onto the roof, he comes to me crying and tells me what happened, I just walked right up to Flubdude and broke his nose.
@noirblanque5324
6 жыл бұрын
dani good job!
@jetskijay1955
6 жыл бұрын
Thank you I bet that kid thinks twice before pulling some stunts in the future. Street justice!
@sug4rthi3f
3 жыл бұрын
10 years later and the content still great
@yeetendeyacco
3 жыл бұрын
Who is watching this in quarantine?!
@ardocus9479
3 жыл бұрын
Me
@septre6567
7 жыл бұрын
the thumbnail is when I knew it was an old video...
@thefuture9666
7 жыл бұрын
"Pls do not mess with my candy..." - adande
@dztboy9658
3 жыл бұрын
Everyone watching during quarantine
@FinancialFreedom1011
3 жыл бұрын
Yup
@Usernamewillbefound
3 жыл бұрын
Lol on my recomended
@kiyoshilovesyou
3 жыл бұрын
Bro my homie pinged a kid he just gave the smoke with a bite size snickers 😂 This is why im rewatching this
@giecoitachi561
3 жыл бұрын
Yeah
@dztboy9658
3 жыл бұрын
@@K9NIN3ENT k
@hamadfawad4604
5 жыл бұрын
I happy u stood up for urself
@katjones8472
9 жыл бұрын
my first fight ... I was in 3rd grade and this bitch tried to punch me so I dodged it and punched her so hard it broke her nose and for that my mom got me a puppy . I love my mom
@theicedfin8725
9 жыл бұрын
XD
@kristijonaassa
9 жыл бұрын
uuuhhh. wth.
@katjones8472
9 жыл бұрын
DeadDiamond my moms awesome
@assasin946
9 жыл бұрын
Fake as fuck
@katjones8472
9 жыл бұрын
Jennings Johnston not fake
@cloakerunit2805
9 жыл бұрын
My first fight is when this kid...we'll call him Nyle - anyway, Nyle is this wannabe gangster/tough kid (btw it was in grade 7 when this happened). he'd always pick on me and call me names, I hardly had any friends, so one day I was in my bed thinking what im gonna do. Next day comes up, lunch is here, and Nyle, he comes up to me and says "give me that candy or you'll be dead" i didn't give it to him. Instead i donkey kicked his knee "inward" it did not break his leg, but merely bruised it, he walked away trying to still be a tough guy with his ghastly leg. After school, his "gang" and himself show up and surround me in a pathway, one of them tried to stab me with a pencil, it got me, but it broke, made a gash in my 3DS. I eventually started crumbling and filling with rage, i grabbed the pencil the kid tried to stab me with, stabbed myself in the palm of my hand, literally took it out of me, jabbed the person whom i stole the pencil from, the pencil snapped inside his side(small bit only) it was leaking blood over, his "gang" ran away, one of them pulling out duck-tape applying to the wound (with the piece still inside) Nyle punched me strait in the gut. I punch him back so hard, i didn't feel any pain in my body, a big flash for like 3 seconds, and all i see Nyle with a big bloody bruise on his face, his nose has been broken, he's crying. I realize what im doing, and i stomp on his ankle (dislocating it) his gang comes back and carries him up and away, one of them has a nail-gun, he points it at me, and shoots like 2 nails, both miss, aiming for my head, breezing right past my ear. One mystery, My 3DS has blood all over it, is broken all over (garbage) and a massive cracks and a really big dent on the back. Im pretty sure i hit him with it, but i do not remember. Anyway, he does not go back to school for about a month. he has braces, a neck cast, and crutches. Nyle and his "gang" never talk to anybody or his gang ever. Fast forward one year: He transferred schools and moved out of town. I never got in trouble, and I threw away my 3DS and got a new one, without letting my par rents know (cuz you know, I live nearby a walmart).
@theicedfin8725
9 жыл бұрын
H-Holy Shit you're a badass
@cloakerunit2805
9 жыл бұрын
Dish Detergent This comment is supposed to mock bullshit comments So this comment is bullshit If it wasn't so obvious
@cloakerunit2805
9 жыл бұрын
***** Read my previous reply. Darude - Sandstormia.
@abbyc6186
9 жыл бұрын
Dude that was such I lie, one how did you break a neck, you never did anything there, two you never hit him in the mouth three if it did happen (which I didn't ) odds are one of the staples would have hit you four who cares about your Ds
@TheAshofdarkness
9 жыл бұрын
He said it was a lie read earlier comments _._
@benya1738
4 жыл бұрын
Why is this in my recomended?😂
@cooming
4 жыл бұрын
Ayaya same
@SM-1010
4 жыл бұрын
AINT bad tho
@flaminglemonhead8868
4 жыл бұрын
Felt that
@EclipseRNGYouTube
4 жыл бұрын
It is 2020
@Ain0517
4 жыл бұрын
2019?? This popped up in my recommendation
@devinmontoya5229
4 жыл бұрын
same
@michaelgan1306
4 жыл бұрын
Same
@ringedasteroid9421
4 жыл бұрын
Same
@lanebutlermusic
7 жыл бұрын
your allergic to pain, I'm just a sucker for pain!😂🎵
@domhasinterests
10 жыл бұрын
I had a fear that I was gonna get jumped, too. So I took intensive martial arts training and it's all good now. I still can't throw fireballs, though. lol, sWooZie, u so cray cray.
@theeldergamers2000
10 жыл бұрын
I took judo, the shittiest martial art EVAR. It was like dancing.
@AugustiniandeJuanPierre
10 жыл бұрын
That's AWSOME!
@domhasinterests
10 жыл бұрын
TheeldergamersAdam lol, I took Krav Maga. It was sooo painful. Like getting trained in the navy or something. Ok, maybe not that bad, but hitting a punching bag with five pound weights in each hand for an hour starts to hurt after a while. I think I died a little in that class...
@theeldergamers2000
10 жыл бұрын
Well it wasn't for me!
@rasmusskovlund1686
10 жыл бұрын
pfff just get some punds on and sit on them, so you get Instant KO!
@ziq1450
3 жыл бұрын
I got this recommended a whole 10 years later...ik that there r tons of comments like this, but i thought i should point this out
@DaeGT
6 жыл бұрын
swooze went ultra instinct for a min😂😂
@TheNickLegion
7 жыл бұрын
"that kid threw a fireball dawg" I died
@Android-ud7fn
7 жыл бұрын
Ima thug!! I go to sams CLUB
@devillove3916
7 жыл бұрын
Beast Mode 3253 ha
@phfdxcddzcvtr100
3 жыл бұрын
KZitem felt like you needed this today
@toasteddbbread6186
4 жыл бұрын
So I was in my firs fight a few years ago with a kid who was way taller and older than me. He always picked on me. That wasn’t really too bad in my mind but then one day he shoved my friend to the floor and started talking smack. The next day I go up to him and go, “Yo I got something to show you at lunch.” Surely enough he meets me on the field and I open my hand and he gets real close to see what it is and I make a fist and at this point I’m am enraged and I swipe my fist up as fast as I can. I remember seeing the blood fly up in the air and we both just stand there. He was holding his face and crying and I was just looking at my friend like shiiiiiiiiiiiiiii- Eventually he recovers and starts walking at me and his fade is RED. Like red to the point where the blood from his nose is hard to see. He started swinging and the adrenaline hit so hard that I don’t remember anything else. Looking back I could have DESTROYED him in the beginning. Edit: The school knew this was happening and did nothing so I still think I was fully justified in doing what I did.
@konkon5049
3 жыл бұрын
@turd Boi 420 lol
@nand0396
3 жыл бұрын
oh we got ourselves a bad boy over here
@konkon5049
3 жыл бұрын
@Tiny pp Gang OUH right
@aaroncauthornejr.6083
2 жыл бұрын
Boom boom boom boom my face was clanking on his face my fist was clanking on his face blood drizzled down from his lip please stop bleeding he stopped bleeding from his lip he stands up and try to swing in and I just menages and I just boom I don't just manage it and I just manages to get them down to the ground and start hitting them again again again to into into into I'll knock them out the boy never disrespected me again
@joshabbley4179
7 жыл бұрын
Everyday when you're walking down the street, everybody that you meet Has an original point of view And I say HEY! what a wonderful kind of day. Where you can learn to work and play And get along with each other You got to listen to your heart Listen to the beat Listen to the rhythm, the rhythm of the street Open up your eyes, open up your ears Get together and make things better by working together It's a simple message and it comes from the heart Believe in youself
@Slggie
9 жыл бұрын
Soooo.. I got in a fight with a 3rd grader and she's taller than me I'm short... And she threatened to throw my friends iPod in the toilet and you don't even know how much I wanted to Falcon Punch her head off and do that fancy karate kick move at her ankles to make them fall on her face. I won and I'm like " Yeah. Don't underestimate me." Till now she doesn't even talk or look at me 😂😂 Short People for the win!
@rusticcoolguy99
9 жыл бұрын
Alison Irwin well you didnt do that bad if you didnt do the things above
@therealmvp1024
9 жыл бұрын
Someone call the cops we have an edgy 8 year old on the loose
@alphaplays3541
9 жыл бұрын
Alison Irwin Watch your fingers folks, because this one is... *Edgy.*
@lilloominadey1516
8 жыл бұрын
TheRealMVP RR we might need to call the swat team on this one , she lost her faviourite barbie this morning , over
@beanie_babe_xo6799
8 жыл бұрын
SHORT PEOPLE!!
@skizzrz
4 жыл бұрын
2020? Corona? Anyone?
@VeryGoodEggs12
4 жыл бұрын
Me
@seanobrien7495
3 жыл бұрын
Me
@gladia7or43
4 жыл бұрын
Nobody: KZitem recommendations: 2010..na 2011..I don’t think so 2012..still no 2013..still not very sure 2014..were good 2015..nuh uh 2016..don’t fell like it 2017.. I’m still not gunna 2018.. maybe later 2019..OH YEP NOW IS A GREAT TIME!!!
@RealPenguinMarioFan1
7 жыл бұрын
One time, this one kid was bullying my friend and I had enough. I hit that kid with a broomstick and yelled "HOME RUN!" Then the kids older brother saw and tried to fight me so I grabbed a rake and hit the dude square in his arm. I ran so fast I went through a screen door.
@purgatoryknight4751
7 жыл бұрын
Majestic Jay XD HOME RUN!!!!!!!
@logangreen7369
10 жыл бұрын
I was the type of kid who sat in the front of the bus and did his homework. No fight stories for me.
@joelrodriguez492
3 жыл бұрын
Who whatching this in 2020?
@Fact...
4 жыл бұрын
Nice vid
@theboarders8455
7 жыл бұрын
(•-•) don't touch my twix
@norobot858
5 жыл бұрын
if u touch ma twix omaewa mou shindeiru
@noisyboy900
9 жыл бұрын
My first fight? I was 11 years old and a kid steals my PSP so I catch the fucker, dislocate his ring finger while trying to pry my Playstation from his hand then put him into a headlock and send him tumbling right into a wall, which leaves him with a brutal bloody nose. He gets up, crying only to trip on his own shoe laces and faceplant on the cold, hard floor. Unsatisfied, I lay down my unharmed PSP and get on top of the kid and swing my fists like a furious gorilla and leave his face bruised. He did nothing but cry till he was out of tears and struggled insanely to get up and well fuck, I ran out of story ideas... Truthfully that was obviously fake. I apologize for any trolling inconvenience.
@notnico943
9 жыл бұрын
Started to stretch at the slamming his head into the wall part, and I stopped believing it all together at the "tripping over his shoelaces" bit.
@CyberCactus
9 жыл бұрын
Chance Reroma He didn't actually say that he "slammed his head into the wall," funnily enough.
@maitha5926
6 жыл бұрын
Same voice. Different face/body *that mustache is amazing*
@markson8736
6 жыл бұрын
Shot ow Adande , You da real MVP
@zadaanderson5585
7 жыл бұрын
At least you gave him a Snickers!
@xX_Skraith_Xx
10 жыл бұрын
So. My first fight was when a kid in 8th grade came up to me and pushed me down, and this kid weighed maybe 150. So he pushes me against this wall, and he's been doing this for a while, and I was already mad about my day, and I don't remember nothing, but my best mate told me that I grabbed him by his shirt and like threw him up against the wall. Like, he was in the air... I had no idea I was anywhere that strong... Best thing about it was I never got told off by it. My teacher was cool with it. We all hated the kid.
@mrcoolepikkman6397
3 жыл бұрын
Why is this in my recommendations list 10 years later?
@spring7753
6 жыл бұрын
Bro you LIT!!🦁
@j.wmanning4048
7 жыл бұрын
I know this is an old video, I'm doing a sWooZie marathon, don't judge. Here's a story. I was in Kindergarten, and I had to sit next to a 5th grader on my bus. It was assigned seats so I couldn't do nothing. This kid would just start going through my backpack and I would take it away then he would just look at me and laugh. He called me so many names, he would squish me against the window and stuff. I was young and didn't know what to do. One day he was in a really bad mood, and so was I. He looked at me and just picked me up and through me into the side where I was supposed to sit. I aint no punk, I didn't cry. I just looked at him and said,"Why don't you leave me alone, and stop trying to fight me." This pissed him off, he then started doing that angry whisper, like he grabbed my collar and was telling me I would die if I tried to fight him and crap. I decided to be a smart-alec and say,"Oh yeah, prove it." Dude put his fist back and launched it towards my face. I dodged that like spiderman. And I saw he tried to punch me so I stood up and launched one straight into his nose. He held his nose for the rest of the ride. When I got off I don't know what happened. All I know is that after that, I never rode the bus again.
@NikaIsabella
6 жыл бұрын
yeah, you do what you gotta do ....i still can't believe a 5th grader about to be in middle school literally would try to hurt a kid especially a kid in kindergarten that's messed up that stuff just pisses me off.
@tomm7451
5 жыл бұрын
Cos you’d be able to punch a fifth grader and hurt him in kindergarten 😏👍
@tomm7451
5 жыл бұрын
And dodge a punch
@swooshkid1087
5 жыл бұрын
Jaden Manning damn 5 year old bear up a 10 year old I bet all his friends laughed at him
@robertbloom7151
5 жыл бұрын
HELLLL YEAH. KINDERGARTEN. FUCK. YEAHHHHH
@willn7114
7 жыл бұрын
"I can't be responsible for my candy."
@jacombiousthe3rd374
4 жыл бұрын
Why is this in my recommended 9 years later
@rosabandkid8635
5 жыл бұрын
Bro your old vids are always funny 😁
@1cloud5
10 жыл бұрын
DON'T TOUCH HIS CANDY. GOT IT?
@Dr.Barber
9 жыл бұрын
Preschool: kid pushed me away from a toy i was playing with and i pushed him, uneventful but i guess it counts as a first fight Kindergarten: im actually a little fuzzy on that one, all i remember is that it was a fight with a kid that i would go on to have alot more fights with. This fight got me removed from the school for the last week so apparently some shit went down 1st Grade: minor slap fight with reoccurring enemy 2nd Grade: reoccurring enemy holds my head under a pencil sharpener so i threw him into the garbage can under the sharpener 3rd Grade: fist fight with reoccurring enemy over something lost to memory 4th Grade: shoulder tackled a kid 5th Grade: slapped a kid up 6th Grade: kid said something i was not overly fond of and charged him into a gym wall 7th Grade: a friend said something i was not overly happy about him saying during lunch and i lift him from his seat by his throat in the crux of my arm 8th Grade: end of a state test, last one for the year, everyone is hanging around after the test. small scale bully starts messing with my friend so i got up in his face. He said "heh, you won't touch me" so i punched the kid so hard in the face that he fell over 9th Grade: only year without a fight 10th Grade: was in gym playing football, this senior was doing things i didn't quite enjoy so i tackled him. This guy was about a foot and a half taller then me and had 100 pounds on me so i got picked up and thrown a good yard across the football field. Twist ending, got mad respect from gym class for not laying on the floor being a pussy and actually getting right the fuck back up before the teacher stopped round 2 11th Grade: half way through and not fight yet so, who knows?
@Dr.Barber
9 жыл бұрын
Lawrence Zeng bloodlust man
@preciouskitchen329
9 жыл бұрын
YOU SOuND AMAZING !!!!!!!!! i want to be like you kind of to defend my self but, Im a ''girl'' But im literally weak. In first-3rd grade i was strong but i now lack it.
@freakyfredrickson8589
9 жыл бұрын
hahahaha weak a real man can walk away from the fight :') but my little brother is in grade one and has already kicked a kid in the stomach for biting him or somthing.....turns out it was a bee but yeah #yolo i geuss XD
@Dr.Barber
9 жыл бұрын
***** junior year, 17
@girlinthebox6569
9 жыл бұрын
Kinda sounds like me but I was more like Mandy from The Grim adventures of Billy and Mandy XDD
@vihanvardhanagarwal7805
3 жыл бұрын
This got Recomended to me 10 years later
@nabilali9708
4 жыл бұрын
I’m watching this ten years later and btw your gonna have 7 million subs and your gonna animate your videos
@cooming
4 жыл бұрын
Nabil Ali hockey btw commenting on a video from 10 year ago doesn’t mean he’s gonna see it in the past by 10 years
@MichaelStephenLordReserei1987
10 жыл бұрын
I was always told to stand up for myself while personally believing when I was younger as I do now that there's always another solution besides violence. That said, I've only ever been in one fight. For years I had been just taking the brunt of any bullying. But one day I guess I snapped. This one dude had been giving me shit for a while, he shouted an insult at me, I took off my glasses and handed them to a friend - I charged at the dude like an angry bull in a fit of white hot rage. I got him in a headlock and started kneeing him in the face repeatedly. At the time it felt damn good, I enjoyed it. Then I calmed down a little and realized that what I was doing was wrong, even after all the crap he put me through - he didn't deserve it. I stopped and saw the guy there all bloodied up. People left me alone after that. A lot of people were shocked. Even the teachers. I was known as a quiet and introverted person.
@nikkosisowath4002
10 жыл бұрын
Ah sometimes, one must give drastic measures for drastic situations Who knows when people like that will stop, and I am sure they will not listen to you, they know its wrong yet they still do it expecting nothing to happen, as long as you don't do it on a regular basis I believe its fine. It looks like no one messed with you afterwards
@MichaelStephenLordReserei1987
10 жыл бұрын
***** - My personality type is INTJ: The Scientist, The Mastermind. A lot of villains in fiction are often INTJs, because a stereotype of that personality type is being often cold and calculating, strategists, analytical. Another not-so-villainous fictional character with an INTJ personality is Batman. So with that in mind, I had also been studying the guy for any weaknesses and strengths as with anyone else I knew and know. Building up a profile and contingencies. It's why I was very selective of who I considered friends, people I knew I could trust and were loyal to. It's all about prep time. Another thing is I've always been a geek. The only sport I ever liked in school was Rugby, and I was damn good at it. Little did the guy know, who insulted me for the last time...
@ParrotEater
10 жыл бұрын
that was a damn sweet MMA move man
@MichaelStephenLordReserei1987
10 жыл бұрын
Big Bad Wolf - Haha. Thanks, I guess. To be honest I don't follow MMA, and I was never allowed to do martial arts as a kid or teens. My mum was protective of me (but what parent isn't?). I was around 14-15 at the time. I'm 27 now. My mum always knew what kind of temper I could have if someone pushed me far enough...she was more afraid of what I could do to someone with that knowledge than what would happen to me. I did watch a lot of WWF at the time though. So it was more of "what will allow me to cause as much damage without him being able to get away?". I wasn't the only one who he'd bullied, it's just I was the first to stand up...so it was for those people too.
@miss_derpy.creeper3463
7 жыл бұрын
"I'm allergic to pain" same Swoozie Same
@aaryansharma3435
4 жыл бұрын
Anyone also 2019?
@ElGatolsComing
Жыл бұрын
Twelve years later gets recommended to me
@fishe99s31
8 жыл бұрын
Ooooo something like that happened to me once! I was in 6th grade and it was snake time! I had a giant bad of sugar strawberry marshmallows and this guy with glasses, he had a hoody on and literally grabbed the bag and dumped it in him bag and walks back to his seat and calls me bitch. Everyone's like OOOOO SNAP! The teacher is out of the room so I get walk to his desk, punch him in the face so he is on the floor, I grab both of his leads, spread them apart AND WHILE HOLDING HIS LEGS I stomp on his balls about 7 times. He's crying on da floor and it seems no one gives a crap and they just praise me as I take his bag and eat MY marshmallows out of his bag................AND THATS HOW I GOT EXPELLED!
@nestoranzures309
8 жыл бұрын
Bag* gotcha fam
@xavierbarry1688
8 жыл бұрын
SNAKE TIME HOLY CRAP
@chimmiebomb
8 жыл бұрын
**muffled applause**
@fernandamiranda1275
8 жыл бұрын
wow 0_0
@animequeen4980
8 жыл бұрын
+Sam Rich yeah i love snake time snack time is over rated
@lordmegatrondoesntdodarken5852
8 жыл бұрын
He smashed your snickers (the candy)! Now I know a lot of things about life but NEVER EVER get between a man/woman and his/her Snickers!
@spencerhopkin3233
4 жыл бұрын
2019? School just started?
@MoeMoe-fs2ic
10 жыл бұрын
Pager on his ankle 😂
@joshharding3680
9 жыл бұрын
First time my fight was , I live in UK btw so this was year 6 let's call This kid Max, he comes up to me and starts being funny, he thought he was the hardest kid going Flash forward to about 3 weeks later, he comes up to me and takes me lunch money. And he buys himself a can of coke from a machine so I didn't mind now, Flash forward to April ( 5 months ltr) he comes up to me and started to kick me so I l grabbed his leg, And punched him so hard, he couldn't stand by himself, Suspended? Worth it
@trollface2837
9 жыл бұрын
Max: yo m8 gimme yo sweets or I swear I will knock u out You: HADOUKEN! Max: may one like to have my dinner please?
@joshharding3680
9 жыл бұрын
Hahaha
@trollface2837
9 жыл бұрын
:D
@joshharding3680
9 жыл бұрын
xD
@whyl9313
9 жыл бұрын
#WorthIt
@onethousandsubswithnovideo7296
5 жыл бұрын
Oh how far you've come
@KingPain1202
3 жыл бұрын
This literally just got recommended to me. Shoutout KZitem, 99% of the time you recommend me weirdness. But that 1% it's stuff I don't wanna watch. Thank you lol
@lahniepearson2686
10 жыл бұрын
My first fist/scratch fight was a few days back on the last day of school before the holidays. I have alot of bullies (Bunch of spoilt biches) They pulled my hair. I turned and just stared as they walked away, I ran up behind their "Leader" Yanked her hair and went all crazy on her ass (she ended up with a broken nose) I looked at the others and they were picking up twigs to throw at me xD I slapped one but the last one got away (dammit) and I'm waiting for that cow on the first day back.
@immortalican397
10 жыл бұрын
This douche called a black kid a slave, so him being white, I socked him in the face. Detention? Worth it.
@andrewplummer4616
10 жыл бұрын
There's this big fat wrestler kid who weighs 80 pounds more than me and was talking shit about my friends so i jokingly started up a fight. He ran at me and i got by black belt skills from when i was 6 and flipped him on his ass!
@immortalican397
10 жыл бұрын
This one happened recently; some teens were bullying a scrawny little kid is me being me, I stepped in front of the kid, and let's just say words were said and fists were thrown.
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