Nah, KZitem telling me this is Rise of kingdoms is criminal
@Dino_Stan
5 ай бұрын
Omg it auto did that lmfao
@dimitriostsiampalis364
5 ай бұрын
@@Dino_Stan😂
@melvinbrotherofthejoker436
5 ай бұрын
All paraslop since CK3 have mobile game tier UI
@EmpiresEGG
5 ай бұрын
The graphics look like it
@anfi8673
5 ай бұрын
I can't believe paradox made this game, hope they will fix it with 10 updates and 5 dlcs in the course of 10 years so people are gonna say it was actually an underrated game.
@nick74u36
5 ай бұрын
Or the Imperator Rome route where they just abandon it after like 2 years
@Dino_Stan
5 ай бұрын
Just like my favorite pdx game Gettysburg armored warfare, its a gem
@duushig7178
5 ай бұрын
You forgot the 20 mods that are required to even run the game
@LgtFTW
4 ай бұрын
they'll just let modders fix the game its fine
@SpudgunOfficial
5 ай бұрын
He commented that the game was AI-generated BEFORE he got to the battle animations 😭
@Dino_Stan
5 ай бұрын
Little did I know it would get worse
@HuluAndHangUrself
5 ай бұрын
You cannot convince me Paradox is a real company with real people make real decisions
@Dino_Stan
5 ай бұрын
we will never understand
@user-yg1em2wq9d
5 ай бұрын
The whole game just feels AI-generated
@leventekingvevo72
5 ай бұрын
Man I can't believe they remastered Civilisation 6!
@Dino_Stan
5 ай бұрын
Civ4*
@leventekingvevo72
5 ай бұрын
@@Dino_Stan my bad
@ZESAUCEBOSS
5 ай бұрын
Fr tho 😂
@Zephmir
5 ай бұрын
They had a whole 10$ to make the 3d models
@Dino_Stan
5 ай бұрын
Pdx budget
@ZESAUCEBOSS
5 ай бұрын
As someone from Virginia I can confirm Arlington is still in the Neolithic era
@Dino_Stan
5 ай бұрын
true Americans
@ZESAUCEBOSS
5 ай бұрын
@@Dino_Stan they do like rocks that’s for sure
@Panzermeiller
5 ай бұрын
The combat system look like those mobile game ads lmao
@DP-xy7ps
5 ай бұрын
don’t worry man, 3 years and 200$ worth of dlc later it’ll be a good game
@Dino_Stan
5 ай бұрын
trust the plan
@FFFFFFF-FFFFFFFUUUUCCCC
5 ай бұрын
Those automatic wooden fort doors have some serious hydraulics on them
@soviet_tank_lover
5 ай бұрын
This is literally that civ game for the xbox 360.
@Dino_Stan
5 ай бұрын
civ revolution is what i was thinking too lmao
@charliewilson8782
5 ай бұрын
Civ revolution was a banger don't compare this mobile game to it
@catcat71gaming94
3 ай бұрын
@charliewilson8782 the actual civ revolution mobile game was better then this game.
@reeceshugrue6167
5 ай бұрын
This is truly the moment that Dino Stan became a millennial
@Dino_Stan
5 ай бұрын
the transformation
@manooxi327
5 ай бұрын
Come, Sit, share my fire
@samwisegamgee8318
5 ай бұрын
gods of the afterlife, spare my arse
@sayerslot
5 ай бұрын
Ohhh brother, this game STINKS
@peet556
5 ай бұрын
Paradox is making Facebook games now? 🤣
@Dino_Stan
5 ай бұрын
Farmville Universalis next I hope
@blueshellincident
5 ай бұрын
I just don’t understand why paradox tried breaking into a civilization type market when that market is already fucking satisfied.
@Dino_Stan
5 ай бұрын
It'd be cool to have more civ games, but only humankind added fun features out of the clones
@QUAKERSATTACKS97
5 ай бұрын
@@Dino_Stan humankind was made by a studio that already had two 4X IPs. So for them it was just remaking Age of Legends as a generic CIV clone.
@Dino_Stan
5 ай бұрын
I come clean and say I like humankind, but i don't like how you win those games. It is just civ endless legend tho lmao@@QUAKERSATTACKS97
@gerryw173ify
5 ай бұрын
The battle animation is certainly something
@breadbaskets2772
5 ай бұрын
Hank hill invents propane in neolithic Arlen
@Dino_Stan
5 ай бұрын
all true
@fdumbass
5 ай бұрын
The combat animations are the goofiest goobery I hath laid mine eyes upon. How is this 40+ bucks?
@Dino_Stan
5 ай бұрын
its better to just buy civ 4 or something lmao
@tonythesopranos5310
5 ай бұрын
Cannot wait for the 'play button' dlc which let's you play the game 🥰
@Dino_Stan
5 ай бұрын
the best part
@Guadalajara1937
5 ай бұрын
Paradox has fallen Millions must buy overpriced dlcs
@theicepickthatkilledtrotsk658
5 ай бұрын
It looks rough. Still wish Paradox try to make a Total War-esque game.
@Dino_Stan
5 ай бұрын
if they do i hope it has a bigger budget
@santiagob.1071
5 ай бұрын
Where is the map? Where is the paint? Has paradox forsaken us?
@Dino_Stan
5 ай бұрын
How can i paint without a map
@_Lakerg
5 ай бұрын
Weakest manifest destiny enjoyer
@Wilzer
5 ай бұрын
This looks like if you mixed civ with the leftover crumbs that fall on your shirt after eating toast
@hatforacat3977
5 ай бұрын
paradox has truly outgooned itself this time
@MausOfTheHouse
5 ай бұрын
What you said at 0:18 were my exact thoughts upon seeing the poster for the game
@Dino_Stan
5 ай бұрын
bright minds think alight
@du8sman3
5 ай бұрын
How can it be so much slop?
@Dino_Stan
5 ай бұрын
i dont wanna eat slop no more
@PrimarchMushy
5 ай бұрын
Getting home from the bar to see that Dinostan has uploaded is just the best
@Dino_Stan
5 ай бұрын
Hope you had fun
@qliphalpuzzle5453
5 ай бұрын
This looking like a Dominions 4-6 clone, just without all the interesting parts of it
@awildwightappeared3685
5 ай бұрын
Love me Dino, he the bomb. Idk how you stomach the game, it looks like an outsourced middle asia budget game. 40 USD is insane
@Dino_Stan
5 ай бұрын
I do it for the gamers
@juliusceaser7242
5 ай бұрын
Oh, I forgot this game existed
@ShahjahanMasood
5 ай бұрын
Neolithic Arlington Lmfao. PS. This is 100% a mobile game. If this was released on android, I'll buy it. But on steam it seems very embarrassing to own lmao. Quite a conundrum.
@Dino_Stan
5 ай бұрын
40 dollar mobile game
@ShahjahanMasood
5 ай бұрын
@@Dino_Stan It's 40 dollars!!!!? hahahahahaha Davy Jones calls for me, I gotta sail the seven seas 🏴☠️☠️🏴☠️
@bokunogentoo4420
5 ай бұрын
I feel like it's hard to figure out if the eras mechanic (or whatever it's called) is fun just based on a demo that only lets you play enough to where anyone's conclusion after playing is "it's just civ but an AI drew it"
@Dino_Stan
5 ай бұрын
I hope the full game will be better, just hope they listen to feed back about the demo
@BudMasta
5 ай бұрын
CIv 4 still on top
@Dino_Stan
5 ай бұрын
fr fr
@kilagen0001
5 ай бұрын
>Capital/First city is called Arlington >Flag is a Single Star on a field of blue. Dude you aren't playing the United States, you're playing the Confederate States!
@Dino_Stan
5 ай бұрын
This is what pdx wanted
@aegonthedragon7303
5 ай бұрын
In 6 years the DLC will make it better
@bruh5912
5 ай бұрын
We making it to Applebee’s with this one.
@Dino_Stan
5 ай бұрын
fr fr
@mingchina4499
5 ай бұрын
So how do I make Rupert's Land in this game?
@Dino_Stan
5 ай бұрын
We must think about this
@philthephilosopher9235
5 ай бұрын
This whole entire thing looks like a mobile game ad.
@Dino_Stan
5 ай бұрын
it has that energy
@QUAKERSATTACKS97
5 ай бұрын
They saw how much easier it is to port 4X to console and said “yup, that’s it”
@Dino_Stan
5 ай бұрын
this maybe true lmao
@David-bh7hs
5 ай бұрын
Oh my gosh the battle scenes are so bad, I can’t believe this is a game released in 2024. Paradox, this is just embarrassing.
@Dino_Stan
5 ай бұрын
The 40 dollar price tag is what gets me the most
@connordlthegamer2980
5 ай бұрын
are you fucking seriously telling me they gave the Americans the Bonnie Blue Flag instead of one with an eagle on it?
@Dino_Stan
5 ай бұрын
we live in a society
@jorma8831
5 ай бұрын
Haha! I just love your humour and girthiness😊 stay awesome!
@Dino_Stan
5 ай бұрын
U too 😎
@matteoricca2128
5 ай бұрын
This game is what if Civilisation 5, 6 and Humankind got together and decided to remove anything remotely fun and interesting
@yourmomforsenhead914
5 ай бұрын
my wifes boyfriend loves this video and so do i!!!
@Dino_Stan
5 ай бұрын
wholesome moment
@nathanbrant2654
5 ай бұрын
Neolithic Arlington but Bordeaux is just plain Bordeaux? What is paradox trying to say about the French?
@Dino_Stan
5 ай бұрын
I forgor to rename them after conquest
@Buddyboi49
5 ай бұрын
NOOOO WHY WAS IT A ACTUAL TRAIL VERSION, I was joking 😂
@Dino_Stan
5 ай бұрын
It was apart of the game fest
@rutabega8348
5 ай бұрын
Oh yippee, a new Dino Stan video. I am overjoyed!!!!
@Dino_Stan
5 ай бұрын
yipeeeee
@sanyika3641
5 ай бұрын
This. Is. Awesome.
@bentoleal9311
5 ай бұрын
We making it out of Neolithic Arlington with this one!
@PanAdam
5 ай бұрын
I can't believe Paradox released this s... ome thing else than I expected
@decantabriaball938
5 ай бұрын
Wow I can’t wait for the full game In 20 updates and 40 dlcs :DD
@Dino_Stan
5 ай бұрын
the cycle begins
@decantabriaball938
5 ай бұрын
@@Dino_Stan oh how my wallet weaps
@Sultan-mj7sr
4 ай бұрын
I'm over here painting my map I got armies on my border I'm just painting my map rn I'm militaristic as fuck man I'm a conqueror
@smiechu863
5 ай бұрын
Calling this dollar store civ would be generous, what a shame for pdx
@scorspi6790
5 ай бұрын
the fucked up thing about this is that it might not even get the 20 dlcs and updates required to be a good game. Paradox isn’t making this, they’re just publishing it. this… might be it
@Dino_Stan
4 ай бұрын
ive noticed they just kill games they release too early if they dont sell well
@tovarishleninade9436
5 ай бұрын
Petition for Dino to play Zulu kingdom in VIC3
@Dino_Stan
5 ай бұрын
it could happen king
@tovarishleninade9436
5 ай бұрын
@@Dino_Stan I promise it's fun mate, I'm staring at my vic3 map right now and the numbers go up and down and shit
@FeHearts
5 ай бұрын
Who says Age of Bronze instead of The Bronze Age?
@kaimoody4755
5 ай бұрын
It has graphics that reminds me of Civ Rev 2 on the iPhone. It just looks like a mobile game.
@Dumdragoon
5 ай бұрын
3:38 NOT THE GOONCAVE NOOO
@Dino_Stan
5 ай бұрын
The cave changes a man
@josephquinnswolin3500
5 ай бұрын
Are you ready to do your duty to the tribe?!
@Dino_Stan
5 ай бұрын
Talk of meat, not honey
@flushete2352
5 ай бұрын
It doesnt look horrendous but what the fuck is this "age of blood " shit but at the same time why would you ever play this when you have civ games
@Dino_Stan
5 ай бұрын
its not the worst game ever, i just think civ4 and stuff are better games atm
@flushete2352
5 ай бұрын
@@Dino_Stan yeah exactly the game looks mid and this a paradox game so you'd expect a little more than stuff like humankind
@David-bh7hs
5 ай бұрын
@@flushete2352humankind is woke garbage
@reallyFrogman
5 ай бұрын
Sure but does it beat Fate of Hellas?
@Dino_Stan
5 ай бұрын
No.
@KarolusImperator
5 ай бұрын
If I had wanted to play Civilization 5, I would have just played Civilization 5
@aguyfromnz537
5 ай бұрын
i wanna try this cause i love paradox and civ but theres just something about this that is just....
@Dino_Stan
5 ай бұрын
It is an out sourced game, pdx is just publishing it
@bouncycowgirl
4 ай бұрын
Ancient Civ 6
@Dino_Stan
4 ай бұрын
prehistoric*
@Katapugonn
5 ай бұрын
why does paradox keep making these quasi phone games?? it started with the UI being all "bubbly" for thumbs on a phone in their more recent titles, and now the entire games look like mobile games
@Dino_Stan
5 ай бұрын
I just wish we had classic uis back
@saffron1627
3 ай бұрын
tl;dr PDX is undergoing financial troubles for expanding too quickly during the pandemic. But to be fair, they're only publishing this, they're not the developers.
@MisterS.
5 ай бұрын
Oooh no way haha!
@generalhasashi
5 ай бұрын
1:23 Spanish Civil War fr
@imperialeagle564
5 ай бұрын
How is this age of empires
@user-us6yg5qu2i
4 ай бұрын
WOW I love this new rise of kingdoms! I have 18 million power on this game!
@Dino_Stan
4 ай бұрын
the legend 27 emperor of rome
@RajaIsThatGuy
5 ай бұрын
Civ 6 x CK3
@saffron1627
3 ай бұрын
As with most games published or developed by PDX, they will be good after at least 10 patches and 2 expansions. Unironically let them cook, but yeah, buy the game later.
@Dino_Stan
3 ай бұрын
This is my stance on most games these days, buy them later for cheaper when they have all their features.
@JanJansen985
5 ай бұрын
Can Paradox make like 2 games? They are showing iff they really cant make all of these aucky games
@Dino_Stan
5 ай бұрын
it always feels like the budget is being held back now
@kalacaptain4818
5 ай бұрын
Why does the US have the Somali flag as its symbol
@Dino_Stan
5 ай бұрын
Maybe its the bonnie blue flag lmao
@eateat8609
5 ай бұрын
This game looks so good! Def not a shitty civ clone with animations from the last century!
@jantro6136
5 ай бұрын
Bro this kinda looks like civ 5 idk 😭
@Dino_Stan
5 ай бұрын
I'm going back to 5
@whatever5513
5 ай бұрын
I had a very funny joke about your previous video but was too lazy to comment it and now it's too late
@Dino_Stan
5 ай бұрын
It is ok king
@lanleskovec8697
5 ай бұрын
ah another Civ clone from paradox, an interesting move ngl
@TheQuickchair
5 ай бұрын
They wasted time on this game.. instead of going back to Imperator rome and fix that
@Bubinni
5 ай бұрын
Its like they took CIV and made it worse! Amazing.
@Dino_Stan
5 ай бұрын
At least civ 5 will always stay pure
@pood40o72
5 ай бұрын
Paradox has been going downhill since Victoria 3 ngl
@Dino_Stan
5 ай бұрын
it changed them
@GlizzyGoblin757
5 ай бұрын
it was going downhill since imperator
@David-bh7hs
5 ай бұрын
Naw hoi4 was the beginning of the end.
@bepsi6204
5 ай бұрын
how is this a real game
@balticpagan1495
4 ай бұрын
this literaly is mobile game
@Dino_Stan
4 ай бұрын
Yeah lmao
@wgrundmeier
5 ай бұрын
This appears to be a 0 budget, 0 Dev time attempt buy the publisher to snag even a little CIV clone sales. They no CIV clones are oversaturated so even like a couple thousand sales will make a profit. KZitemrs buying copies to make videos might guarantee a profit.
@norwalk2630
5 ай бұрын
Game looks so cheap, how could they put this out as a final product when it can't even compare to Civilization Revolution on the Xbox 360
@Dino_Stan
5 ай бұрын
remember its 40 bucks
@norwalk2630
5 ай бұрын
@@Dino_Stan OOoOF
@Drietfoga
4 ай бұрын
I've never seen a strategy game released by a big studio looking that bad artistically. It looks like a mobile game ad.
@hanslada69
4 ай бұрын
upload new vid bruh
@Dino_Stan
4 ай бұрын
It's almost done 😎
@Rymontp
5 ай бұрын
I was a bit hyped for this but this was the first game play I watched and so far it doesn't seem like my jam. Perhaps they'll change some stuff but the UI and general style is not to my liking
@Dino_Stan
5 ай бұрын
I do wish they would redo the ui
@robl485
5 ай бұрын
😂🤣
@Alfred_Leonhart
5 ай бұрын
This game looks like civ without Sean Bean. I don’t like it.
@Dino_Stan
5 ай бұрын
when the world needed him most he vanished
@IMPORTADOZAPOPAN-zq3oh
5 ай бұрын
Sid meadeowers should sue paradox just because that ui is so ugly
@MishaBrancato
5 ай бұрын
It’s got some perks. But we have to see the rest of the game for the real deal.
@GlizzyGoblin757
5 ай бұрын
we absolutely do not.
@johnvideogames
5 ай бұрын
game looks like shit. I miss you Shinzo Abe
@Dino_Stan
4 ай бұрын
we all miss him
@JamesChen-yc2gg
5 ай бұрын
Man this is such a goofy game
@pedrotbird5426
5 ай бұрын
Is it just me or does this game look like the pinnacle of mid? Like it aint bad but its also for sure not good
@Dino_Stan
5 ай бұрын
yeah its not bad, but i did not really have fun
@LoganAntonick
5 ай бұрын
This game is actually trash. This is a certified Non-Rupertsland world conquest moment if I ever saw one.
@Dino_Stan
5 ай бұрын
sad!
@samwisegamgee8318
5 ай бұрын
lollll this game looks so bad. I think Civ Revolution (2015) on the iPad had better graphics and UI. This is literally flash game tier quality
@Dino_Stan
5 ай бұрын
at least civ rev was like 10 dollars
@samwisegamgee8318
5 ай бұрын
@@Dino_Stanyeah i can't believe they're asking what like $40 for this? excited to see the steam review fallout
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