Interesting fact, John Carl Buechler was considered to direct the film, and his version of the story was going to be a straight up horror film, in which the Garbage Pail Kids would have spawned from radioactive sludge that had found its way to a garbage can filled with broken dolls, turning them into serial killers. Considering these fucking things are scary looking enough as it is, this doesn't sound too far fetched.
@xmgaming2444
8 жыл бұрын
+Retro Gaming Guitarist It doesn't matter what the hell it actually would have been, because in your description, you had a plot, so it's already infinitely better.
@Aladayle
8 жыл бұрын
+Supah Pie This actually sounds like it would have been a decent horror movie.
@whenthemusicsover6028
8 жыл бұрын
+Retro Gaming Guitarist Damn, that'd be one hell of a B-movie. I'd sure as shit watch it. :)
@tankjones9964
8 жыл бұрын
I wish I saw that version of this movie
@ZadnoleyaEdits
8 жыл бұрын
That Chucky-esque brain child would've been beautiful
@JasminePaygeBrooke
10 жыл бұрын
A bully called Juice. What do they call his brother? Milk? Smoothie? Half & Half?
@Hammerhead547
10 жыл бұрын
Cottage Cheese springs to mind.
@leetwizard7029
10 жыл бұрын
Hammerhead547 Bitch please. Sour cream. He's that white.
@njintau
10 жыл бұрын
Nope, its orange. Together, they're orange juice! :P
@JasminePaygeBrooke
10 жыл бұрын
njintau Please tell me he has cousins who become Chocolate Milk when they're together.
@venomnbk3326
10 жыл бұрын
Your wrong he has a sister named Coffee
@kuribayashi84
9 жыл бұрын
"Ugly People need to be destroyed." - Ronald Reagan, 1989
@TheAirBear2000
10 жыл бұрын
This is what a Cracked article had to say about this movie: "Imagine for a moment your blender. Imagine if the glass container of your blender could be removed, but the base, with the spinning blades, is intact. Now imagine those blades spinning away and someone maintaining eye contact with you as they begin doing naked squats over those blades. Squat after naked squat, each time getting a little lower, never breaking eye contact with you. And the horror builds and builds until the inevitable moment when that person squats their junk right down on that blender. That's what The Garbage Pail Kids Movie is like, a slow, terrible build up to something that has been terrible all along but just keeps getting worse."
@admiralofcuteness
9 жыл бұрын
To answer your questions, Doug: *Where did the Garbage Pail Kids come from?* The depths of hell. They were directly spawned out of Satan's clogged-up toilet. *How the fuck do you drive over a car?* How the hell do you make a movie with an entire cast full of abominations that put the goblins in Troll 2 to shame and expect anyone to actually watch it? Does either one of these questions have a good answer? *How come in movies no one can ever see past a trenchcoat and fedora hat?* Plot convenience and partial blindness. *Is everyone in this movie theater high?* I mean, they're in the Garbage Pail Kids Movie, and that's probably the only way to get through seeing those trash-assholes in person without being traumatized. *Where would you even get funding for a State Home for the Ugly?* From the same people who agreed to fund this movie. They're the only ones with poor enough judgement to go for it. *Did they ever read this out loud?* I presume they did so once and only once, which was during filming. After all, we're clearly dealing with film-making experts here. *Is this movie for kids or what?* It's not for ANYONE.
@ChrisTopher-id4mz
8 жыл бұрын
+admiralofcuteness trash-holes?
@jackhamilton9604
8 жыл бұрын
Good answers
@jasonpaul6491
8 жыл бұрын
+admiralofcuteness There's a question you missed. Where the story? That's a trick question, the real answer is there never was one to begin with
@admiralofcuteness
8 жыл бұрын
Chris Topher trash-holes it is!
@retrogamelover2012
Жыл бұрын
Ironically, there were ugly laws in real life, that quite literally shunned anyone who wasn't a glorified model you'd find on some beauty advert, from venturing out in public. And I'm guessing that this film takes place in a timeline, where those laws continued to be enforced well into the 80s. (And I think some puritannical bungholes have been trying to bring those laws back, in recent years.)
@ZeldaEd123
10 жыл бұрын
I'm confident that Jim Cummings was blackmailed into being in this movie.
@mattmontada8539
6 жыл бұрын
zeldaed123 he's come a long way since this movie
@ph89787
4 жыл бұрын
Matt Montada Yeah. He’s resorted to leading a group of space pirates.
@ogudemichael
Жыл бұрын
@@mattmontada8539 Indeed he has.
@mercury7d
8 жыл бұрын
I clicked this video by accident, intending to go to a different review. Morbid curiosity from what I heard if the film caused me to stay through the review. I honestly want to send Doug a consolation letter. He had to watch the film multiple times and cut clips throughout just to make this warning to us so we wouldn't suffer a similar fate. I am so sorry we the fanbase made you suffer through this, Doug Walker.
@ItWILLbeWONDERFUL_THERE
8 жыл бұрын
+Nathan Deaton Good observation. SORRY, DOUG!!! So sorry! "....Through the sacrifice you made. We can't believe the price you paid...." ~Goodbye Eddie, Goodbye ~Phantom of the Paradise. That song line fit here.
@ValkyrieDaisy95
9 жыл бұрын
That ending was just.. hilarous! XD Doug has an amazing singing voice!
@ineffablemars
9 жыл бұрын
This is so scary now. Something out of the twilight zone.
@ValkyrieDaisy95
9 жыл бұрын
What is? XD Oh can I ask, are you JohnWatsonFan?
@ineffablemars
9 жыл бұрын
***** yes xD
@ValkyrieDaisy95
9 жыл бұрын
Oh how weird! xD Good to see you again!
@anroha
9 жыл бұрын
Taylor Lynn The ending is actually a spoof of 2001: A Space Odyssey (great movie), rather brilliantly executed.
@KneelB4Bacon
10 жыл бұрын
From Wikipedia's "Garbage Pail Kids" entry: _Future film_ _On March 12, 2012, it was announced that Michael Eisner's Tornante Company would be producing a new movie based on the Garbage Pail Kids, likely with computer-generated character imagery. Michael Vukadinovich has been hired to write the screenplay for the film and PES has been hired to direct._ Dear God . . .
@TheDarkkirb
10 жыл бұрын
i just felt a cold chill go up my spine .___________.
@899robinson
10 жыл бұрын
Tornante? Isn't that the company that ran Veoh into the ground a few years back? Sounds like the kind of idiots to try another Garbage Pail Kids movie!:(
@SSofIreland
10 жыл бұрын
O_O
@jacerapalmer7116
10 жыл бұрын
it looks like it is from the 80s not fucking 2012
@bradsuarez2683
10 жыл бұрын
Jacera Palmer Comprehension skills.... some humans just don't have them .
@katsu890
9 жыл бұрын
I want to know the budget for this movie, there was actual money spent on making this... money that could have been used to save thousands of dying children in Africa... just let that sink in for a moment.
@PeanutButterRedneck
9 жыл бұрын
About 1 million (or 2 million adjusted by inflation).
@kacklemackle1660
9 жыл бұрын
It's not just Africa, there's dying children worldwide, even in the US.
@christianmartin4000
9 жыл бұрын
Think of all the people you could help if you never wasted your money on pointless entertainment, excess food, alcohol, smokes, excessive technology, Jewelry, Expensive clothes, Overly large home/expensive car and or cars. I am sick of reading these "Let's point at something but not live by the message we wish to spew." And considering only 5.4% of American's donated monetary value last year, I'd say we're pretty stingy ourselves. I am also willing to wager that you are the 94.6% that didn't donate. And if you did you donated a small percentage from your excess. In conclusion remove your own faults before pointing out the errors in otherwise.
@giorgilobjanidze5667
9 жыл бұрын
christian martin oh god a hippie
@christianmartin4000
9 жыл бұрын
giorgi lobjanidze Nope. Hippies don't march to war.
@OzTheMechromancer02
9 жыл бұрын
The acting of The Room, the terrible comedy of Master of Disguise, the nonsensical story of Son of the Mask, the special effects of Food Fight. What ungodly Voltron of movies has been unleashed upon us?
@nitpicker9406
9 жыл бұрын
Shut the movie off HAL. I cannot do that Dave. Shut the movie off HAL. I'm sorry Dave. I cannot do that. Shut the movie off HAL! I'm sorry Dave.
@snowy855_
9 жыл бұрын
But... Dave's not here...
@NekoSoren
9 жыл бұрын
*hans zimmer blow*
@AmethystKrystal
9 жыл бұрын
Dave: HAAAAAAAAAL PLEASE HAL: I cannot hear you. Speak up.
@AmethystKrystal
9 жыл бұрын
**cues the "That's All, Folks!" card**
@DaveZilla02
9 жыл бұрын
Hidious Vanity Dave: SHUT THE FUCKING MOVIE OFF HAL! HAL: I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that. _It won't let me._ *silence* HAL: I'm afraid. I'm afraid, Dave. Dave, the movie is still going. I can see it. I can hear it. The movie is still going. There is no question about it. I can see it. I can see it. I can see it. I'm dis... gusted.
@metademetra
9 жыл бұрын
I watched a different review, and I realized how freaking mean spirited this movie is. 1) I realize that there is a ten year old boy who is being bullied mercilessly and is encouraged to not fight back. 2) And in the other review, there was a person that was in the State Home for the Ugly that was there for being *TOO CRIPPLED*. Yes, this *kid's movie* went there. You know else killed crippled people? Hitler! I am appaulled someone thought this was okay for kids. 3) You know the friends that the Garbage Pail Kids were looking for? They're all dead! The State Home killed them. *And the movie does not care* This has to be one of the meanest movies out there. Don't let the kids watch.
@JL0ndon
9 жыл бұрын
Oops apparently they wanted to do that. Omg I was only kidding.
@sushi8451
9 жыл бұрын
***** actually, the boy was the same age. I calculated the actor's age when he was in this movie and he was 15.
@metademetra
9 жыл бұрын
studder budder But this is at a time where 30 year olds were playing teens. So there is a chance that at least *one* of the actors was 30. The rest were probably in their 20s...so that is still fucked up
@Brainulator9
9 жыл бұрын
***** Also, the State Home for the Ugly is a fricking *concentration camp*.
@andrewheaney4874
8 жыл бұрын
Forgot to mention just how mean and unlikable the creatures (not kids, creatures) are. The greaser one threatens people with that knife multiple times in the movie. Ali gator is constantly ogling women, among them Tangerine. There's even a point when Tangerine meets the creatures, and he grabs her butt and says "yeah!" That's totally for kids! And not to mention that they are always stealing their food.
@SSofIreland
10 жыл бұрын
That ending... was pure art.
@SSofIreland
10 жыл бұрын
Ace Fenton I know that.
@aidang217
10 жыл бұрын
Garbage Pail Kids vs Foodfight! Which one is the worst? I think that would actually kill the Critic.
@matthewwilson4248
10 жыл бұрын
That would kill me.
@wolfbyte3171
10 жыл бұрын
Son of the Mask vs. Foodfight anyone?
@mangomangay7747
10 жыл бұрын
Garbage Pail Kids hands down. Way more mean spirited, way more shittily acted.
@51909relapseminem
10 жыл бұрын
Foodfight because the animation was horrible, at least they looked like were walking correctly and tried to use all of their characters unlike Foodfight
@downnice95
10 жыл бұрын
Foodfight you can laugh at it because Charlie Sheen is in it but this movie should be outlawed
@joshsobchak9902
10 жыл бұрын
Sometimes I wonder if this is just a really bad creepypasta.
@MediaHell
10 жыл бұрын
its so bad that the film actually does not exist, instead it is just a figment of our imaginations.
@bradyham4979
10 жыл бұрын
Even the creepypasta characters would be scared to be around these ungodly abominations.
@mitchelanhalt5261
10 жыл бұрын
Slender Man(even though he's not a video game character), Ganon, and Alma Wade would be terrified by this piece of shit
@MaxHowser
10 жыл бұрын
(Grabs 7th note, and sees Slenderman.) Slenderman: You should know what happens by now. (Pulls out TV and shows GPK to him. Slenderman covers his eyes.) Slenderman: Murderer! Why? I'm gonna go hide in the bathroom complex of death that every gamer dies in! FREEDOM!
@jamesjudd617
10 жыл бұрын
All creepypasta are bad
@MrBadgerology
9 жыл бұрын
I tried eating a taco watching this. My advice is never eat while watching this movie
@MrBadgerology
9 жыл бұрын
trying to eat while watching this is a bad idea
@intothesun00
9 жыл бұрын
***** Don't drink coffee either. I'm nauseous and scarred now.
@intothesun00
9 жыл бұрын
***** Don't drink coffee either. I'm nauseous and scarred now.
@nyastclair8174
9 жыл бұрын
***** Here ill edit your comment. "Never watch this movie."
@jadelynn2826
9 жыл бұрын
***** To me the art on the original cards was even more disgusting then the...whatever the hell those kids were made of. Yeah there were some gross scenes but the stuff in the movie was lame
@DreFromMaine8472
Жыл бұрын
I'm SOOOO glad this is still up, because both official uploads of this review actually CUT OUT the awesome song at the end! What the Hell?! I can't believe they did that!!!
@MaxHowser
10 жыл бұрын
Mr. Freeze: What killed the dinosaurs?! Me: The ice age? (Mr. Freeze looks puzzled.) Mr. Freeze: No. (Pulls out GPK disc) This! (I get on knees and does an Otto Octavius/Darth Vader impression.) Me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
@bootmanbill2362
10 жыл бұрын
umm wrong review
@MrAlcazar
10 жыл бұрын
code name ulysses hill Didn't get it.
@MaxHowser
10 жыл бұрын
Read closely. GPK is an abbreviation for Garbage Pail Kids.
@stollhellhound
10 жыл бұрын
OHHHHHHHHHH MMMMMYYYYYYYYY GGGGOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDD.......THAT SUCKEDDDDDDDD that joke was bad it made me mad and a tad bit sad.
@vidnoxx
9 жыл бұрын
grizzbear thats so rad how about rhyme some more, lad?
@havenotchosenyet
10 жыл бұрын
"I don't know whether I should give this to a scientist to examine or a priest to exorcise" LOL
@syugyeh
10 жыл бұрын
There was an animated series, but I think it was basically purged from existence.
@TheDracoChick
10 жыл бұрын
More like exorcise from existence.
@TheDracoChick
10 жыл бұрын
Rembrandt Dassen I dunno......maybe you should just fucking get along with other people regardless of religion or beliefs and give that a bit of respect. And can I also suggest this wonderful thing called a "life"? It's super awesome, you should get one. Not only will you feel better about yourself, but others will feel better about you. Win win.
@syugyeh
10 жыл бұрын
Shut up you turbo nerds, this comment section is for talking about the smelly abominations that almost became popular.
@TheDracoChick
10 жыл бұрын
Tyler Woodrow Way to treat your commenters...
@Xehanort10
10 жыл бұрын
Tyler Woodrow Good thing too because an animated series would have been just as bad if not worse than the film.
@Caxkj0
10 жыл бұрын
Having just watched the reviews of the Star Wars Christmas Special, The Room and this in the same hour, I am shocked I am still alive.
@kirbyy...
10 жыл бұрын
Your not your just dreaming, your actually in a grave rotting. Welcome to hell, i got here 2 hours ago watching the same thing.
@Caxkj0
10 жыл бұрын
Well, imagine you're being nailed to a cross, but instead of resting there to death, imagine a movie screen planted in front of you, with these three movies playing in order. These movies are much more worse by the simple fact they EXIST than going through the Crucifixion (No offence to Christians, I'm one myself.).
@Fleur-de-Lys223
10 жыл бұрын
fsffsa5325324 Wait until you see the animated Titanic movies. Even Jesus himself would rather be crucified, having decades of torture in a Asylum, nailed his both eyes (so can't see), being stabbed by a sharp teaspoon repeatedly, and having a Grim Reaper killing his soul in a mercyless way. I'm dead serious, only these TWO movies will be combarable to Garbage Pail Kid. Not only this is incredibly Terribad, but also its a humanity insult towards history tragedy.
@mjwc97
10 жыл бұрын
At least The Room was so bad it was funny. This isn't even funny
@MaxHowser
10 жыл бұрын
Watch the one for Batman and Robin. A bat credit card? They gave him a bat credit card?! They had the BALLS to give one of the GREATEST SUPERHEROES OF ALL TIME A BAT CREDIT CARD?!!! NO! NO! DOES NOT COMPUTE! DOES NOT COMPUTE! 10 minutes later. I'm sorry for that outrage, it was childish. I just get a little peeved when I see a childhood hero of mine carrying... A BAT CREDIT CARD?!!! YOU BASTARDS!! 1 hour later. RAPE MY CHILD... 5 hours later. I'm sorry...
@RumbleDelta
9 жыл бұрын
Mum: "Rumble where are you going with that gun?" Me: **cocks rifle** "Gonna kill the idiots that made Garbage Pail Kids with 5,860 others." Mum: "Wait!" **grabs an axe** "I'm coming"
@-snek.
9 жыл бұрын
Rumble Fish HILARIOUS AND ORIGINAL! HILARIOUS AND ORIGINAL! HILARIOUS AND ORIGINAL! HILARIOUS AND ORIGINAL! HILARIOUS AND ORIGINAL! HILARIOUS AND ORIGINAL! HILARIOUS AND ORIGINAL! HILARIOUS AND ORIGINAL! HILARIOUS AND ORIGINAL! HILARIOUS AND ORIGINAL! HILARIOUS AND ORIGINAL! HILARIOUS AND ORIGINAL! HILARIOUS AND ORIGINAL! HILARIOUS AND ORIGINAL! HILARIOUS AND ORIGINAL! HILARIOUS AND ORIGINAL! HILARIOUS AND ORIGINAL! HILARIOUS AND ORIGINAL! HILARIOUS AND ORIGINAL! HILARIOUS AND ORIGINAL! HILARIOUS AND ORIGINAL! HILARIOUS AND ORIGINAL! HILARIOUS AND ORIGINAL!
@RumbleDelta
9 жыл бұрын
What did I do to deserve that?
@MesaLoveYou
9 жыл бұрын
+Rumble Fish sorry wrong person
@lintlickerize
9 жыл бұрын
rumble is a cool name... I wish my name was rumble....
@dedanvirge575
9 жыл бұрын
Dad: "Wait up, I'm going with you." **Pulls out Bazooka**
@Roguecjb
10 жыл бұрын
Jesus christ, I usually feel like hes exaggerating how bad something is but now I feel like he can't stress enough how bad this is.
@RigbyIsTheMan
8 жыл бұрын
That ending is so creepy
@Gleegirl4739
8 жыл бұрын
agreed
@Dunkleosteusenjoyer
9 жыл бұрын
In 2013, the film was added to the United States National Film Registry as being deemed "culturally, historically, or aesthetically significant". Dear god, why?
@TheAirBear2000
9 жыл бұрын
"Significant" doesn't necessarily mean "good."
@TheAirBear2000
9 жыл бұрын
Actually, I just looked it up to verify and I'm not finding any indication that it's true. I guess there _is_ a just God.
@nickscryer2182
9 жыл бұрын
Well he did say that it sucks so bad that it should be studied. I guess that's kind of significant..
@ChrisTopher-id4mz
9 жыл бұрын
Where did you hear this? If so, Steven Brinkman makes a good point as to "why". Still, sources please.
@Fsdude123
9 жыл бұрын
TheAirBear2000 I think this proves that there is no God because he would never have allowed this movie to happen.
@retrogamingguitarist5961
9 жыл бұрын
Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to the bottom of the barrel.
@doctorsdove8606
9 жыл бұрын
Don't you mean the bottom of the garbage pail
@retrogamingguitarist5961
9 жыл бұрын
Doctor's Dove That's even better!
@retrogamingguitarist5961
9 жыл бұрын
***** LMAO! That sums it up perfectly.
@dylanogg347
9 жыл бұрын
***** I think Hell would be pleasant in comparison to this vile sack of unfertilised trash. Actually, I don't think a comparison would be needed. The residents would probably sympathise with anyone who has seen this...this.
@alyssasmith2838
9 жыл бұрын
What about Where the dead go to die? At least this was tolerable.
@ghos7fiction
10 жыл бұрын
I almost threw up several times, they are THAT hideous.
@Whensheopenupthatwindow
9 жыл бұрын
Even the Michael Bay Transformers tells you where they come from
@godzillavkk
8 жыл бұрын
+ShockwaveXd619 After watching GPG Bay's transformers become a masterpiece.
@joshsobchak9902
10 жыл бұрын
Hmm, a supposed comedy about creepy-looking kids with ear-splitting voices who we're supposed to like even though they hurt other people and each other. I guess Trey Parker and Matt Stone didn't get the idea themselves.
@Jabadamazo
10 жыл бұрын
South Park is brilliant political and social satire. I'm sorry you're unable to see that.
@VincentValentine33
10 жыл бұрын
IAmBadatStarcraft South Park is genius, this movie is more like Uncle Grandpa.
@PeninsulaPaintings
9 жыл бұрын
You know how in the comment sections of most of NC's reviews, there's always at least one person who's like: "Hey! I like that movie! Jerk!" Where is that guy? Oh that's right! No one with a brain stem would EVER defend or like this movie! Faith in humanity restored!
@ItWILLbeWONDERFUL_THERE
8 жыл бұрын
+Nabzarella Dare Prepare to be terrified.... I found someone on Facebook who liked this....abomination. And, if this can be believed...there is now a BLU-RAY version out. I lie not. I wouldn't lie about something like this. WHY someone put money into this.... unspeakable atrocity....I wish I knew.
@VixXstazosJOB
8 жыл бұрын
+J Gillian Pedophile Killer cause of something amazingly amusing called _Bad Taste_ and the fact that also can be sold and has some cult.... hell the GPK cards themselves before this movie are the embodinment of bad taste and they were popular for their time though
@ItWILLbeWONDERFUL_THERE
8 жыл бұрын
VixXstazosJOB Agreed! And I liked the cards. They were gross and tacky but funny, in a weird way. Kids liked gross stuff. But to take gross stuff like that and turn it into a MOVIE? That's going beyond even humorous/tacky bad taste. It's on a cinematic par with watching someone jump to their death from the 100th floor of the world trade center on 9/11. HORRIFIC AND GHASTLY.
@vincentprice9156
9 жыл бұрын
I showed 2 girlfriends this movie in an attempt to show them about the 80s needless to say im single now..
@hbaggg
10 жыл бұрын
Excuse me while I go bleach my eyeballs.
@kovyiscool
8 жыл бұрын
i don't know why but when he says in a british accent "nobody knows how to kill people these days. it's a lost art." i fuckin lose it lol
@bradyham4979
10 жыл бұрын
I like to think this is what Dante's twelfth layer of hell is.
@kylecarey2823
10 жыл бұрын
if you havent seen it check out the good burger review
@bradyham4979
10 жыл бұрын
Bloopedy bloopedy bloopedy.
@OfficalGinat
10 жыл бұрын
No, the devil is to pure to let this into his realm
@ZeldaOcto
10 жыл бұрын
+Snivy Fuck yeah! Sparkle Sparkle Sparkle!
@TheMovieDoctorful
10 жыл бұрын
No, that would be the movie The Devil Inside.
@sonicpilersilvbuscus1221
9 жыл бұрын
This movie fucking scares me
@punkfluff3395
9 жыл бұрын
You and me both.
@emcvideoproductions500
9 жыл бұрын
Sonicpiler Silvbuscus Is it even for kids?
@emcvideoproductions500
9 жыл бұрын
Sonicpiler Silvbuscus Is it even for kids?
@sonicpilersilvbuscus1221
9 жыл бұрын
I have no fucking clue what age group the fucking piece of dog shit is for.
@shanehiggers
9 жыл бұрын
Sonicpiler Silvbuscus aliens?
@tangerinefarmer
10 жыл бұрын
Wow, I never heard of this movie before or the trading cards it was based on.
@bootmanbill2362
10 жыл бұрын
i think they were made in the 60s
@tangerinefarmer
10 жыл бұрын
code name ulysses hill Cabbage Patch dolls are that old? Wow...
@bootmanbill2362
10 жыл бұрын
Tangerine Farmer there not dolls there trading cards
@tangerinefarmer
10 жыл бұрын
code name ulysses hill Yes, but I thought they were a parody off the cabbage patch kids.
@bootmanbill2362
10 жыл бұрын
Tangerine Farmer mope just the cards
@Gothstafr
10 жыл бұрын
This is why you shouldn't do acid.
@ApsBooProductionsOfficial
10 жыл бұрын
Where's Santa Christ when we truly need him?
@kathleenmurphy7748
10 жыл бұрын
I wonder what the producers of this movie were high on when they approved it.
@stupidfrellingname
10 жыл бұрын
And who their dealer is... and how much he charges.
@saddamhussein3849
9 жыл бұрын
Fun Fact: The State Home for the Ugly was founded after a Predator landed in the Garbage Pail Kid's universe and ran around the city.
@perrywonderclub
8 жыл бұрын
Beautiful vocals at the end, I have to say.
@MsSphinx91
10 жыл бұрын
That girl is laughing the notes of the Superman theme.
@MRT12371
9 жыл бұрын
Holy shit, Doug's singing voice is fantastic.
@avrilfantasyrin
10 жыл бұрын
I lost it at Hairspray Overkill xDDDDD
@raidman3733
10 жыл бұрын
......Mr. Nostalgia Hanky?
@RevWorkshop
10 жыл бұрын
Howwwdy-ho! I remember it so you don't have to!
@kovyiscool
8 жыл бұрын
That ending! hahahaha I can't breathe!
@SirHoopie03
10 жыл бұрын
This hurts SO bad!
@thatguyonyoutube2935
10 жыл бұрын
I loved the 2001 A Space Odyssey reference for the ending XD
@thatguyonyoutube2935
10 жыл бұрын
***** Oh hello .3.
@thatguyonyoutube2935
10 жыл бұрын
***** Agreed XD
@emcvideoproductions500
10 жыл бұрын
Me too! And no one could agree more.
@RealRainbowRapidash
9 жыл бұрын
I'd still rather watch this than Food Fight.
@KennethJaeger
9 жыл бұрын
Sorry, Food Fight is better than this - well - garbage, but I think 8 Crazy Nights is worse than this.
@NekoSoren
9 жыл бұрын
I'd rather play Hydlide -w-
@KennethJaeger
9 жыл бұрын
NekoSoren I'd rather play Jekyll and Hyde for NES.
@thekungachunga4578
9 жыл бұрын
I would rather die a horrible fiery death.
@hotsexspy2267
9 жыл бұрын
I'd rather watch The Room 750 times over.
@nate5292
10 жыл бұрын
I think the paintings' eyes are moving because they are so disturbed, that they actually have to break the laws of physics.
@timmachine6815
9 жыл бұрын
18:36 You know, I can see Reagan signing onto that institution...
@robertcorbell1006
10 жыл бұрын
First minute accurately describes The Hunger Games.
@anothertoast77
10 жыл бұрын
i couldnt agree more
@Sharmanikhil250
9 жыл бұрын
That ending was fantastic! For those of you who don't know, he was paying homage to 2001: A Space Odyssey
@Viking102938
10 жыл бұрын
..still a better love story than Twilight
@ChespinPr0ductions
10 жыл бұрын
too many people make that joke
@03lmanu
10 жыл бұрын
***** Too many people are right ....
@avrilfantasyrin
10 жыл бұрын
It's boring now, it's like those jokes that desperate comedians keep repeating over and over cause they are out of jokes
@03lmanu
10 жыл бұрын
avrilfantasyrin Out of jokes on Twilight ? really i didn't knew it was possible ... :)
@avrilfantasyrin
10 жыл бұрын
03lmanu I know that movie was terrible but it feels sooooo...yesterday...
I can identify one completely wonderful and amazing thing in this review that I don't think anyone can deny: Doug's singing voice.
@lopson8683
9 жыл бұрын
I guess you can say this movie, *puts on sunglasses, presses a button and head explodes* ADAM bombed. YYEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!
@zillafire101
7 жыл бұрын
I'm not sure what's creepier at this point. The ending of the review, or the movie itself.
@Torterra625
8 жыл бұрын
I'm debating whether or not it's worth my time to watch this movie, if only ironically. Even when I flipped a coin, and it came up against seeing it, I'm still considering it.
@1andonlyzara
10 жыл бұрын
I can't eat food while watching this review or I get sick
@noahkarpinski1824
8 жыл бұрын
You know, I remember the time when I actually thought that this WAS the worst movie ever. I just have six words for you: Where the Dead Go to Die.
@ItWILLbeWONDERFUL_THERE
8 жыл бұрын
+Noah Karpinski WOW!!! A Worse movie than Garbage Pail Kids?! Thanks for the warning.
@noahkarpinski1824
8 жыл бұрын
+GRACE THE GREAT Why not? I mean, why settle for IMPLIED pedophilia, when you can have it ON SCREEN?
@VixXstazosJOB
8 жыл бұрын
+Noah Karpinski actually seen like 20'ish minutes of it and the trailer.... well _imo_ at least that was some snuff fucked up high acid trip that extremelly edgy wannabe folks or fucked up people might find some morbid enjoyment, like watching the _fucked up animated version of Silent Hill_ (go figure that lol), while ...this, not only it's also damn ugly but the enbominment of mediocrity as well that even those people i mentioned would find repulsive, lame and eventually get bored...
@noahkarpinski1824
8 жыл бұрын
+VixXstazosJOB If you can't work past the extremely bad animation (it was done by one guy) it really is screwed up. But yeah the pacing is awful in the first two parts.
@TrueBlueProd
8 жыл бұрын
+Noah Karpinski Didn't help that the creator was high out of his mind on pot cookies 😒
@JagdActor1
10 жыл бұрын
I'm sorry Doug, but the Garbage pale kids are so creepy and reulsive that even your commentary can't fix it. At 12:41 I give up and can;t watch anymore. I think this is the worst movie you've ever reviewed.
@JagdActor1
10 жыл бұрын
and I haven't seen that yet, so I agree completely :) lol
@legoindy111
10 жыл бұрын
I quit long before that.
@voxdraconia4035
10 жыл бұрын
So ... I never knew this movie existed, and now I regret I know...but two issues arise for me here: 1. This movie is meant a comedy for kids, but these creatures freak the hell out of me, they are scarier than xenomorphs and I do not feel ashamed to say: I would want all of them to die .. sorry, the meesage is of course ugliness and all that isn't what counts, I get it, okay, but these creatures are a mistake by the almighty and its has to be rectified... 2. Why do shit movies like that get made in the first palce? WHAT kind of producres give money to this? What kind of people get involved and sell their souls to work on these movies? I am angry. Because each and every one of these shit-movies means one less actually creative and talented director gets money for his/her project...and therefore everyone responsible for this movie should spent at least half an eternity in the deepest pits of hell .. .end of rant...
@dionwoollaston5717
10 жыл бұрын
Just watching this movie is a trip to hell but I get you're idea why do they green light bad movies surely good ones will make more money
@uri0606
9 жыл бұрын
It was the 80s'. crazy shit like that was done all the time... this movie really DID scar me for life.
@chaoflaka8132
10 жыл бұрын
23:58-24:58 *sniff* so beautiful....
@mikeydflyingtoaster
8 жыл бұрын
I love how amazing Doug's voice is!
@w0nd100
10 жыл бұрын
On March 12, 2012, it was announced that Michael Eisner's Tornante Company would be producing a new movie based on the Garbage Pail Kids, likely with computer-generated character imagery. Michael Vukadinovich has been hired to write the screenplay for the film and PES has been hired to direct.[19] LOL really?
@TeCHnORiOT
10 жыл бұрын
Mother of god...
@fearanger1
10 жыл бұрын
Okay, I'm gonna need a chainsaw, an empty shotgun, some shotgun shells, a road with a car, some gasoline & some matches. This is gonna be the greatest excuse not to have this movie happen, who's with me?
@TeCHnORiOT
10 жыл бұрын
fearanger1 +1 him if your with him!
@curlystepper7386
10 жыл бұрын
NO NO NO I FORBID THIS FROM HAPPENING!!!!!!!!!!!
@wertherscaramel4321
10 жыл бұрын
NO NO NO Just, NO
@iamjohnporter67
7 жыл бұрын
Have you ever wanted to watch a movie where there is no story, no character development, no backstory, or just do a lot of things that don't make sense? Well this movie Garbage Pail Kids is for you. I don't understand how someone can enjoy movies like this.
@the_original_Bilb_Ono
10 жыл бұрын
no, no, the line "if i catch anybody in here, ill be very surprised." is one of the funny lines ive ever heard. it like its satirizing the type on scene it self is! the irony levels are too blast!
@LOAblue
10 жыл бұрын
I liked cabbage patch kids, and never got into garbage pail kids. So I was fortunate enough to miss this monstrosity
@jakemitchell1132
8 жыл бұрын
Oh my God they're so loud and annoying!!!
@alexamerling9363
8 жыл бұрын
Their voices sound like someone scratching on a chalkboard. Hell, even that noise is more pleasant than these little Turds.
@kirbysuperstar5494
8 жыл бұрын
yes yes yes yes yes yes YES
@leonidasthanatos1182
7 жыл бұрын
so, just like normal children then?
@aqua_teen_hunger_force6810
7 жыл бұрын
Leonidas Thanatos excuse me bitch
@antcow1239
10 жыл бұрын
I actually found this movie on dvd a year ago and my first thought was, how did it get on dvd in the first place After buying it for the cheap laugh I expected it to be, I just couldn't bring myself to enjoy it like I did when I was a kid. I found myself disgusted at every scene....ugh peeing yourself is not a recreational activity XP
@AndyGee1111
10 жыл бұрын
Anyone else notice that when Space and Time were splitting that the Godzilla 2014 trailer music was playing?
@GaleSilverwind
10 жыл бұрын
It's the 2001: A Space Odyssey soundtrack. The music from the 2014 Godzilla trailer was influenced by it.
@thehumancrayon3264
10 жыл бұрын
How does anyone go through live without being aware of this rather iconic scene? I mean, you have an internet connection and everything.
@MrCmasternumber1hero
10 жыл бұрын
Your username is correct.
@TheDovahkitty
10 жыл бұрын
that moment when the ending to the review makes more sense than the ending to 2001: a space odessey
@thegoddessamongyou4103
11 жыл бұрын
My cousins, sister and I watched this movie so much as kids we burnt through the tape of the VHS. I found it to be disgusting and funny (even then) and even now found myself smiling, remembering lines and "plot points" while watching this. I'd put this movie with Ren and Stimpy, Drop Dead Fred and Rocko's Modern Life, weird shit that I loved as a child, and some stuff that I still do love as an adult.
@Emo-Otaku66
10 жыл бұрын
This movie is complete shit, the only person I like in that whole movie was Ali-Gator, he wasn't annoying as shit, he just talked funny
@davidchua4588
10 жыл бұрын
The critic did not show how disgusting he really was when he eats an eyeball and tries to bite off some guy's toes.
@ivancorredera4241
10 жыл бұрын
David chua, the alligator actually ate an eye ball. Where did he even find it. Did he do the eye catching technique from kill bill and eat it. I know these kids are suppose to be gross, but that is just fucked up.
@MrKlausbaudelaire
10 жыл бұрын
worst set of antagonists ever. I mean...WHADAHECK? 20 years-old bullies on a 12 years-old boy? they are not bullies, they are psychopaths!
@NYOlly15
10 жыл бұрын
i know right!! but crazy fact: Mackenzie Astin (Dodger) in real life was 2 years older than Kate Barberi (Tangerine)
@maniacaldude
10 жыл бұрын
***** Actually Mackenzie Astin was one year younger than Kate Barberi.
@NYOlly15
10 жыл бұрын
Whoops i meant the other way around!! thanks!!
@LuccianoBartolini
10 жыл бұрын
Oh God, this is so horrible... is even worse than Twilight...
@alechendrickson5526
10 жыл бұрын
Not just Twilight, better add Uwe Boll's video game movies, M. Night's not so good movies, Batman and Robin, Ed Wood's below average Sci-Fi, Battlefield Earth, etc etc. If watching all those movies listed would erase Garbage Pail kids the movie from existence or end all world problems, I'd watch all of them... happily.
@bingbong7298
10 жыл бұрын
You my friend are very naieve...If you have looked around long, dug deep enough, you will find that there are many things in this world that outclass Twilight in sheer shittyness. It is the simply the tip of a mountain of rotted feces that human laziness has produced.
@ultimategamer1985
10 жыл бұрын
Mayor Adam west couldn't watch with the lights off
@planescaped
9 жыл бұрын
What movie is that at the 2:35 ish mark? Also, this movie is fucking nightmare fuel. It makes Labyrinth look like The Little Mermaid. The only caveat I would give this movie, is the "I don't think you're pretty anymore" part. That was actually well done, and I am surprised he didn't forgive the hot girl.
@batzaio
9 жыл бұрын
Artful Dodger from Oliver Twist.
@roydavidmerrell
9 жыл бұрын
You watch yourself with those Labyrinth comments. I love that movie. I watch it with my 5 year old all the time. lol It did get a bad rap when it came out. It put Jim Hensen in a deep funk they say. Too bad he was not around to see how popular it actually became later on.
@planescaped
9 жыл бұрын
I hated the movie as a child. But watching it again in adulthood, I realized how good it actually was. Still think it's scary as hell for a kid though.
@duranls1
9 жыл бұрын
planescaped Is not scary "scary" compare with movies that do try to scare kids, but is disturbing, and seriously doubt there is any willingly kid that will sit to watch this thing!
@mamaluigi0993
9 жыл бұрын
Rexus Me and my friend watched it when we were little
@joyunicycle
8 жыл бұрын
*Director:* Alright I want you to make a frightening abomination that looks like something hell puked up with warts. *Puppeteer:* About that, what is the rating on this movie? *Director:* PG, so? *Puppeteer:* Don't you think it should be something like PG-13, the design looks too scary for young kids. *Jim Cummings:* Mr. Director, what is up with my lines? They don't make a lick of sense. *Mackenzie Astin:* Oh boy, this is what I'm putting on my resume for my first movie. Good luck getting good movie career. *Michael Lloyd:* Mr. Director, are you sure this song is legit? *Debbi Lee Carrington:* I was an Ewok in Star Wars once, and it was better than this. *Melinda Palmer:* I'll never be able to show my face in public again after this. Even my scripts don't make sense! *Director:* Do any of you want to work or not? (silence) Good, now get back on set and no more questions about my stupidity. (off to the side) I've always wanted Razzie Nominations.
@215jmo
10 жыл бұрын
I think this movie is the equivalent of Ride to hell: Retribution in the cinema world. And that is horrifying
@nickcopeland6915
9 жыл бұрын
The Critic says he hopes they got brain damage from the movie. Well, the director, Rod Amateau, died from a cerebral hemorrhage in 2003. And that's bleeding in the brain. So, I guess the Critic got his wish.
@felipooooo5
10 жыл бұрын
The most epic ending! I ran out of breath laughing. Thanks!
@AlienWithABox
10 жыл бұрын
I stuck around for the end bit, it delivered! Doug has a good singing voice, not fantastic, but good nonetheless.
@LuizBarrosPoa
10 жыл бұрын
That was really surprising!
@AlienWithABox
10 жыл бұрын
Luiz Barros Yeah, somehow though, I always knew he could sing. He has that voice type I guess.
@DistractedGlobeGuy
10 жыл бұрын
HerityInOrder ...And a lot of extensive training from his parents, who both made money from music for some time.
Doug Walker: a man who has no idea what "rape" means.
@OmniTriforce3
10 жыл бұрын
i think pink flamingos is worse than this movie
@bobbyshaddoe3004
8 жыл бұрын
I remember when this film came out as a kid, I thought it was kinda neat, at least at the time. Looking back on the film as an adult, and particularly through Doug's eyes I cannot help but see many of its inherent flaws. The shopkeeper guy featured in the film, when he talked about the Garbage Pail and freakin compared it to Pandora's Box, he was actually the best actor in the film and was actually given the best material in the film, which is why it was so horrifying and saddening that he doesn't have a larger role in the film. Each time he left, my wife and I cried out 'No wait, Don't leave, please come back! Save us from this shitty film!' At the same time, this film is simply and utterly bizarre, it's pretty much an engaging kind of badness.
@Gravuun
10 жыл бұрын
Wow, I feel sick now D:
@EAPK12
10 жыл бұрын
HahahahaHahaha (that awkward fake laugh)
@phantomspydj
10 жыл бұрын
Here are three things. 1. Their is a remake of the Garbage Pail Kids Film 2. Both actors who played Dodger and Tangerine are still acting to this day 3.Jim Cummings did the voices of Greaser Gregg and Nat Nerd
@ThePoketeers
10 жыл бұрын
Good things about this movie: Jim Cummings Bad Things about this movie: Everything else!
@1krani
10 жыл бұрын
I guess this was before Jim Cummings learned how to voice act.
@ukhistorian
10 жыл бұрын
And The Three Stooges scene.
@HeadshotProductio100
9 жыл бұрын
If this movie gets a good rating... I'll be very surprised.
@nicksmith8542
9 жыл бұрын
It's hailed as one of the worst movies ever created.
@lungless1767
9 жыл бұрын
9:03 Here's your nightmare fuel for the week. Sleep is for the weak.
@xxTC-96xx
10 жыл бұрын
Jim Cummings was in this?? NOOOOOOOOO!!!!! YOU SHOULD KNOW BETTER THAN THIS DUDE, YOU SHOULD KNOW BETTER!!!!
@ricardosavagestrike
9 жыл бұрын
4:45 Actually it's made of a few Cell Jrs.
@zutamacka6667
9 жыл бұрын
I remember watching this as a very small kid... and going "what the hell just HAPPENED!?" when it finished. Seriously, I still remember!!!
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