notice how the burger on the bottom is getting squished into oblivion?
@youjustgotgooped
3 жыл бұрын
i know im 5 years late but i think there is extra space hidden by the cap so it appears thinner than it is
@FatalKitsune
11 жыл бұрын
Up until now I've just been slapping half a pound of ground beef onto a cooking tray and headbutting it into shape. Perfect Patty saved me lots of costly hospital bills and bottles of Advil! Thanks, Perfect Patty!
@RichardJoashTan
10 ай бұрын
Not me, I will buy the perfect patty anyway.
@czpertz
10 жыл бұрын
Brilliant, but I'll prefer to buy a freakin Big city slider station
@ironiso411
8 жыл бұрын
+Petten Perts Billy Mays approved.
@imanoface1672
7 жыл бұрын
Yee
@bootleg317
9 жыл бұрын
The music sounds like a 90s Nickelodeon cartoon theme song
@МаратЯфасов
9 жыл бұрын
Yep
@addderalll
3 жыл бұрын
nah it sounds more like those transitions between the plot and the subplot in disney/nick sitcom episodes
@Tizflint06
5 жыл бұрын
1:16 he didn’t even take a bite
@tinkytina123
9 жыл бұрын
the fake squishing sounds -.-
@SantiagoRevecoLepeReborn
6 жыл бұрын
And that's what I call "bad acting".
@NoScopeGamer-pw7gg
4 жыл бұрын
🤢
@alexherrera1648
Жыл бұрын
What about the sizzles ?
@melissacooper8724
Жыл бұрын
Raw hamburger meat doesn't make loud squishing sounds like that! 😂
@CrossedCelt
11 жыл бұрын
If I ever end up in the world of infomercials, I will declare myself god-emperor of mankind and demonstrate by being able to wear pants without ripping them, crack an egg without killing someone, cut fruit regularly, and not explode when attempting to wear a hat.
@DizzyedUpGirl
15 жыл бұрын
No adult should fail this badly at making burger patties. Even Spongebob can do that.
@oOoAnahioOo
10 жыл бұрын
Your hands never touch the meat? How do u put it inside then?
@isaakjones7137
8 жыл бұрын
the scoop.
@Rinkawaiii
5 жыл бұрын
Anahi Corral with your feet
@nicholasbolin1027
4 жыл бұрын
Who's the Main Voice-over Commercial for Perfect Patty? & Who's the Ending Voice-over Infomercial for Perfect Patty?
@idkhow
9 жыл бұрын
0:34, am I the only one annoyed that the veggie burger barely pressed down?
@monagram116
9 жыл бұрын
ThatsTWOSimple yes
@ZanesFacebook
8 жыл бұрын
"veggie burger" Who puts a salad on the grill..
@NJtornado
13 жыл бұрын
0:37 " tired of burgers that don't fit your bun?" yes.....
@sweesbees
3 жыл бұрын
1:31 aggressively shoves burger in mouth
@ryannewman3589
8 жыл бұрын
0:38. Okay, that's very disappointing...
@Rinkawaiii
5 жыл бұрын
Ryan Newman they put a sausage patty in that bun
@Number2Vaderfan
9 жыл бұрын
0:05 *FailFish*
@kuhataparunks
15 жыл бұрын
0:39. lmao that looked like a nugget
@Kari166
14 жыл бұрын
I love all the fake squishing sounds in the beginning! XD
@Nineteenth
11 жыл бұрын
The press part is pretty stupid, as I massage my meat and use flour and other things to spice it up. The storage part on the other hand is fan-fucking-tastic compared to how people normally store their pre-made burgers when planning BBQs. Air tight and low profile? Sure, you sold me on that. Just not the price.
@isaakjones7137
8 жыл бұрын
flour ? are sure you making a burger?
@superfluffycakesjr.9053
10 жыл бұрын
I'd only get this so I could press the patties thinner and because it would be easy to store in the fridge.
@xdeathrainbowx
11 жыл бұрын
I saw this and immediatley thought of pretty patties :D
@YAM466
11 жыл бұрын
Man, THAT was hilarious! XD
@ultrastupido
14 жыл бұрын
0:02 Does this lady even KNOW what good acting is?
@Muirselgas
14 жыл бұрын
I love the sound effects!
@ravenhowler
11 жыл бұрын
I love the fact that she is just smashing that meat into the counter at the beginning.
@Luv2Eat1023
12 жыл бұрын
0:37 why the hell will you make that small of a damn burger?!
@briangonzalez7691
12 жыл бұрын
0:05 yeah shell make burgers like that
@ChaseMC215
18 күн бұрын
"Your hands never touch the beef" Until you have to touch the beef to put them on the grill.
@megalisa830bright6
3 жыл бұрын
Awesome! I love burgers to be thin! ^_^ I will never understand why other people prefer burgers to be thick! XD
@dyanaeHC
Жыл бұрын
They be wanting that medium well meat lol
@spookyscaryskeletonsmith2840
Жыл бұрын
that raw beef sfx will haunt my nightmares
@summerwinterxx3569
10 жыл бұрын
this actually seems useful!
@mixedprincess91
7 жыл бұрын
*This actually seems useful.
@imanoface1672
7 жыл бұрын
Shawna Tracy | You ain't helping us by correcting us so quit correcting us.
@L7vanmatre
6 жыл бұрын
*Im An O face* aren't*
@princesspanda12012
2 жыл бұрын
"Your hands never touch the meat"
@savannahreed4115
11 жыл бұрын
OR you just use rubber gloves if you hate the feel of raw meat
@lobsterhands123
14 жыл бұрын
Who the hell makes patties with such anger 0:01
@BabyPinkMonsoon
14 жыл бұрын
Playing with the raw meat is the best part!
@ashleyyorkshire
13 жыл бұрын
0:38 sounds just a little dirty. Or is it just me?
@6037084
14 жыл бұрын
1:53 he says "perfect patty hands free burger making system" that thing in the infomercial didn't look hands free to me
@SalumaSalah18
13 жыл бұрын
"perfectly fit your buns" lolzz
@LexiLemons
12 жыл бұрын
0:38 Oh my GOD, what the hell kind of burger is that?! Midget Burgers?!?!
@CrossedCelt
11 жыл бұрын
Exactly. Tzeentch will think I'm planning something and wait to see how it plays out. Khorne won't want a thing to do with people who can't lift a thing. Slaanesh won't go within fifty light years of a snuggie. Seeing their incompetence, Nurgle will think they're ALREADY diseased.
@judithjohnson9897
6 жыл бұрын
0:37 "Tired of burgers that don't fit your bun?"
@LyricsStudio6666
12 жыл бұрын
im not gonna lie i watch the vids and then read the comments and start laughing LMFAO
@Kari166
12 жыл бұрын
LOL at the stock sound effects.
@792218005
15 жыл бұрын
... And damn good job he does. But can he make inside-out cheese ones? I even admit those looked good.
@ya436
10 жыл бұрын
I swear that I can make pattoes no problem with my bare hands plus ive doing it since I was 12 when I made it WTF
@luvciara
3 жыл бұрын
it's been 7 years 😭
@ya436
3 жыл бұрын
@@luvciara shit. it feels so weird seeing that i made this comment 7 years ago.
@Real00Mccoy
11 жыл бұрын
Yo that dude with the slider was fucking HUNGRY.
@pictonomii3295
8 жыл бұрын
Or you could git gud. My mother makes amazing home made hamburgers.
@elvinklobocista5720
Жыл бұрын
0:37 He looks disappointed when the patty is too small, and the bun is too big.
@Diamondblade2008
13 жыл бұрын
There is no way on the face of the earth that all the burgers will be of equal thickness, as the ones at the bottom will be compressed more (and subsequently thinner) due to the weight of the burgers on the top.
@maverickblah
11 жыл бұрын
"Your hands never touch the meat"... Then how did the meat get in the gadget in the first place? lol
@cyborgtroy
14 жыл бұрын
@Kiefe - But washing your hands is so much trouble! If only there was an infomercial product to help me do it!
@flowerzombie8
11 жыл бұрын
"Cleaning is a breeze!!!"
@Syntox
14 жыл бұрын
Billy Mays here. Has this ever happened to you? Ever tried to make a handburger, but you just keep burning down the house or giving your loved ones cancer?
@Omnywrench
13 жыл бұрын
They put mushrooms AND onions on their burger? Holy balls, I could never perform such a feat of skill with my crude, Neanderthalic hand-smashed burgers. Seriously, what is up with that woman in the beginning? Did she never work at McDonald's in high school?
@emmalynn2966
11 жыл бұрын
5 words cookie. Cutters. And. Butter. Knife.
@hollymackinder9899
9 жыл бұрын
i have one of those things. they are awesome!
@moneymandate
11 жыл бұрын
0:02 HOW DO I HAMBURGER?
@claire1667
14 жыл бұрын
the free salsa maker reminds me of billy mays's vadalia chop it
@xhopkins0612
11 жыл бұрын
Laziness level: 100
@HTFsplendid
13 жыл бұрын
@JordanMasao yeah, well, ive heard a person say that, when they used the big city slider station, they got paint on their burgers. so this is better. HA!
@slickl9608
3 жыл бұрын
I hate how they're like "oh never get your hands dirty again" except for the fact that you need to put the meat in the thing
@JordanMasao
15 жыл бұрын
Actually, you really can't compare them. Big City Slider Station cooks your burgers as well, whereas this doesn't
@TheLoverforever101
12 жыл бұрын
with a ice cream scoop
@ZaneBarrow
13 жыл бұрын
Our hands never touch the meat? HOLY SHIT! THEY TELEPORT RIGHT ONTO THE GRILL???
@DudeWiz
11 жыл бұрын
i dunno, Billy Mays makes burger making more fun with the Big City Sliders
@izzypippin35
14 жыл бұрын
Shipping and handeling cost about twice for these infomercials so you back up to 60 bucks!
@ryansample6360
11 жыл бұрын
It works as a container for said patties, though.
@HTFsplendid
13 жыл бұрын
@Causalspark how would you cook it? there might be raw parts in the middle
@MapleLoveCosplay
11 жыл бұрын
"Your hands never touched the meat." Because washing your hands afterwards is so fucking hard.
@Dokkener
14 жыл бұрын
No, just get the big city slider station...Billy Mays advertises it.
@Decembirth
14 жыл бұрын
1:15 This kid likes kissing burgers. hmm But seriously, it is an interesting invention. Especially with the storage idea. But there are some people who enjoy making burgers with their hands.
@angryhammerite3849
9 жыл бұрын
"Your hands never touch the meat!" What if you have to get them out of the thing? :P
@cannedbreaddd
9 жыл бұрын
1:13 the cylinder comes off, so if someone's THAT disgusted, they can use a spatula.
@MsSBVideos
9 жыл бұрын
Flandre Scarlet I am not like that, I can even crack eggs like most people.
@Diamondblade2008
14 жыл бұрын
LOL! I see it! There is no 'bite' taken out of his burger! Good eyes!
@VictoryFire88
13 жыл бұрын
I want this just for veggie burgers! yay!
@akerswizard779
12 жыл бұрын
Why do they use people with cerebral palsy to make the patties in these commercials?
@iris7eye
11 жыл бұрын
just out of curiosity...why is first world in quotation marks?
@ultrastupido
14 жыл бұрын
My mom bought something like this because she's not really that great at making even burgers. But the actors are FUCKING RIDICULOUS.
@TheNewWorldMan69
14 жыл бұрын
0:37 hamburger fail
@watermelonsandal4206
4 жыл бұрын
0:02 Omfg she's not even trying
@Inediblehulk
11 жыл бұрын
Ice cream scoop. But don't hate on the salesmen. We've come to a point in our "first world" economy where it needs to keep growing, but our needs have been met. All that's left to buy is stuff that breaks regularly and stuff that is absolutely pointless. And when you're selling that, you have to appeal to dumb viewers, even if you're smart. If they don't sell, we go into fiscal depression, and then it's lukewarm, mishapen pigeonburger for everyone.
@mayonnaiseeee
4 жыл бұрын
0:02 WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
@chrissycat11
13 жыл бұрын
Never touch the meat? How do u put it in? Also when they put the meat in it, the patty was already in a ball- how do u think it got to the shape of the ball
@tvgirl17
14 жыл бұрын
Apparently you can't just, I don't know....wash your hands after making patties? Setting up this contraption with the scooper and squisher and all seems much more complicated than just using your own damn hands. And this infomercial wins for best sound effects.
@PandaTail
13 жыл бұрын
How the fuck did I end up here? I was watching deadlist animals like a second ago.
@XxDemon1369xX
13 жыл бұрын
you dont even need the Better Burger Maker
@dodgsonwevegotdodgsonhere9970
Жыл бұрын
"All that raw beef on your hands!" ...that's literally what cooking involves ...
@noah49251
12 жыл бұрын
The guys that squish the burgers with hands will get sick quick.
@jazzysadler
11 жыл бұрын
I just remembered that I haven't eaten dinner.....hm....
@ironiso411
8 жыл бұрын
Jesus christ this music is killing me
@AssassinJordi
14 жыл бұрын
Poor man's Big City Slider.
@DizzyedUpGirl
15 жыл бұрын
Probably, it's Spongebob.
@HTFsplendid
13 жыл бұрын
0:54 so cheesy! how YUMMY!!!!!
@countryfields486
8 жыл бұрын
That's not how you make a patty,women at the beginning of this video
@Brittonbubba137
8 жыл бұрын
Hey, what do you expect? She probably doesn't want to do it alone. Cooking is always fun with other people. (And now replace all instances of cooking with sex. It's no different if she were a man.)
@aznshugo
11 жыл бұрын
0:37 "Gettin' real tired of your shit, honey"
@jasmine2078
Жыл бұрын
They have so many of these
@pinkdragonliver
12 жыл бұрын
but squishing the burger meat between your fingers is the most fun part...
@tty23
11 жыл бұрын
the scoop, the trouble is getting the meat out to cook it
@MrButterworth24
13 жыл бұрын
haha of course they have the woman eating the veggie burger
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