Nick got so excited when he thought someone else was into scat
@skylersampsell716
2 жыл бұрын
"you should try it, everybody should try it."
@Garrett1240
2 жыл бұрын
I love these little insights into his psyche. We get so little that we must be thankful when they come 🙏
@CODMarioWarfare
2 жыл бұрын
I’m so sick of scat and piss getting conflated. Many of us are into one and repulsed by the other, a fact to which search algorithms are indifferent
@Garrett1240
2 жыл бұрын
@@CODMarioWarfare Preach, brother. Say, let’s start a lobbying group to change the narrative.
@mattm1925
2 жыл бұрын
@@CODMarioWarfare caca poopoo
@TheRepublicOfJohn
2 жыл бұрын
I pissed the bed exactly one time, when I was 10 or 11 years old, and it was so confusing when I woke up absolutely drenched in piss... I've been chasing that high for almost 20 years now.
@JackedBiker
Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@shalizzle793
2 жыл бұрын
“I ate ass in middle school!” *Stav fucking implodes*
@ZeranZeran
2 жыл бұрын
When I first started watching this pod, I hated Stav's laugh Now it gives me gay power and fuels me.
@davidperez5089
2 жыл бұрын
@@ZeranZeran killer laugh fo sho! The laugh that inspires laughter.🤣🤣
@pbplauralfilms
2 жыл бұрын
@@ZeranZeran and lubes you
@bitteralmonds666
2 жыл бұрын
@@ZeranZeran He laughs like Dr. Giggles 🦄
@Garrett1240
Жыл бұрын
That’s pretty rare for a middle schooler
@Anonymouscommentor99
2 жыл бұрын
Gawdammut. 40 years old and I’m gonna kick the bucket to this from convulsive laughing. Well playyyyyed
@woottastic
2 жыл бұрын
Hearing Nick talk like this makes me want to do a line
@woottastic
2 жыл бұрын
@@Kittendownloads lucky, im at work rn lol
@bickyboo7789
2 жыл бұрын
@@Kittendownloads I prefer meth. Coke's alright tho.
@bobcostas6272
2 жыл бұрын
@@Kittendownloads you do you, king
@BLUEGENE13
2 жыл бұрын
Meth is too dangerous, same with heroin and crack. Normal coke isn't that bad, it can still b destructive but much less than those 3, stay away from those 3.
@SHACOBES123
2 жыл бұрын
@@bickyboo7789 meth for the win
@clownmoshpit2778
2 жыл бұрын
Pissing since 1974
@Irma_Vep
2 жыл бұрын
Everyone is so surprised that he was stone cold sober and pissed the bed. I mean I’m surprised as well.
@ZeranZeran
2 жыл бұрын
I've literally never pissed myself as an adult, and I'm a currently a fucking wreck and recovering addict. Been trashed beyond recognition off pills and vodka. Never pissed the bed. I don't get it. Just fucking pee before you go to sleep..
@Irma_Vep
2 жыл бұрын
@@ZeranZeran dude I’m a recovering addict too. Heroin/coke (speedballs) and benzos plus all the other random shit I’ve done and never pissed myself either but I have thrown up on myself. So I’m not sure where that fits lol
@seanmatthewking
Жыл бұрын
@@ZeranZeran Don't be a square. Pissing the bed is in right now.
@cokentutes
Жыл бұрын
The most enthralling center-left political commentary available on the internet.
@ohErza
2 жыл бұрын
I pissed behind an old Tv it stunk bad and blew up
@wyattearp585
2 жыл бұрын
Lmao ew
@SHACOBES123
2 жыл бұрын
I did the same thing to an old TV....but I was spraying shit
@deirdreb2474
2 жыл бұрын
that's awesome man
@wungabunga
2 жыл бұрын
What are we, German now?
@spencerlove2264
2 жыл бұрын
I’ve pissed in a dryer before drunk sleep walking. Thank god I didn’t have to shit
@franklinshepardinc
2 жыл бұрын
One time I got drunk in high school and pissed in my moms bathwater before she went to work also drunk gay sleepwalking
@franklinshepardinc
2 жыл бұрын
She wasn't in the bath and also I feel like I made it close enough to the toilet
@josephgilboy6259
2 жыл бұрын
convulsing with laughter as the gentlemen conjure images of shit slinging sherrifs
@stevekathman1291
2 жыл бұрын
Nick Mullen: The Original Pisser and OG Rimmer
@FRMOutsideSpace
2 жыл бұрын
Stavs laugh kills me
@ZeranZeran
2 жыл бұрын
used to hate it now I live for it
@lonewolfandcub668
2 жыл бұрын
You've a StavBot App now.
@lonewolfandcub668
2 жыл бұрын
kzitem.info/news/bejne/xol3zKF5qmuJi2k
@GeoffreyBronson
8 ай бұрын
it kills the podcast
@Tdawgmcginty
2 жыл бұрын
How do these fools even find women to be their girlfriends 😂
@justinw2232
2 жыл бұрын
Their gayness attracts women
@Tunkkis
2 жыл бұрын
Women just love gay men.
@Patrick.Weightman
2 жыл бұрын
I ask that about Adam all the damn time dude
@MM-du7je
2 жыл бұрын
Just shows you just have to make an effort and worst case lower your standards. I'm gay.
@frankifootloose6373
2 жыл бұрын
@@Patrick.Weightman Manhattan in particular but generally NYC has more college educated women than men. Add that to them being at the time late 20s and Adam being Jewish satisfying the NJB criteria for many and also with a college degree even pre-wealth he was going to get ass.
@nonamesinenomine
2 жыл бұрын
I've only ever pissed the bed as an adult ...
@nonamesinenomine
2 жыл бұрын
I'm also an alcoholic
@businessman7841
2 жыл бұрын
@@nonamesinenomine hell yeah dude
@maxpeenie9517
2 жыл бұрын
Hell yeah brother also I’m gay
@cordan305
2 жыл бұрын
Do it in public and pretend to be Liam Neeson
@nonamesinenomine
2 жыл бұрын
@@cordan305 wait, before or after I look for a boooop to beat?
@atrain132
Жыл бұрын
1:00 I keep saying it, Stav could be the new voice of Chucky. Especially with that awesome laugh
@gerardocruz2363
Жыл бұрын
First thing that came to mind when I heard it
@torynnielsen5646
2 жыл бұрын
I never pissed the bed but I also always pissed the bed as a kid. My stepdad would come into my room and dump a pitcher of water in my bed. The one time I woke up and caught him he punched my little 6 year old head so hard I woke up the next day and thought I pissed the bed.
@finnanutyo1153
2 жыл бұрын
Sounds pretty gay
@speedrob
2 жыл бұрын
So, you've never actually pissed the bed dude.
@noahwood6530
2 жыл бұрын
You: “I used to piss the bed” Translation: “my step dad would routinely dump water on me and punch me in the face while I was sleeping” Your trauma is hilarious and I’d be friends with you for it.
@torynnielsen5646
2 жыл бұрын
@@noahwood6530 hhaha thanks man. If you cant laugh at yourself and your pathetic past that's sad.
@thishandleistaken1011
2 жыл бұрын
@@torynnielsen5646 Is this a true story?
@roryslaine7896
2 жыл бұрын
Never pissed the bed sober but drunk I've pissed the bed and also in some of the most random places. First time I stayed at my wifes house, who was living with her parents at the time, I pissed in their kitchen sink. I'd been drinking from like 12am that morning and this was like 15 hours later. I remember coming to mid-piss and being like "wtf am I doing?" The most bizarre thing is I had to walk past the bathroom and walk down the stairs to get to the kitchen. I have no idea how I got to that point and I'm so glad nobody caught me because that would have been hard to explain 😂 I'm also only 5'9 so it wasn't as if I was towering over the sink pissing down into it... I was holding my johnson upwards and trying to aim it. There was piss all over the counter and on the floor. Thankfully I came to and cleaned it up before anybody caught me but I genuinely have no idea what was going through my head. It feels surreal, like a dream. But it actually happened lmao. I also wrecked my ps3 by drunkenly pissing on it. At this point I didn't really game anymore so I only used the thing to watch dvds but one of my Band of Brothers dvds was in the thing when I pissed over it and I couldn't get it out so I was more disappointed about that. All things considered I feel a bit lucky that when I'm drunk I'm a pisser, not a shitter. I've known fellas who shit themselves when they get blacked out. That's way harder to conceal 😂
@toomanybrews7123
2 жыл бұрын
I had a buddy who stood up from being passed out on the couch at a party and started pissing on the coffee table. By the time everyone tried to stop him it was too late. They had tile so it wasn't a huge deal but he did ruin a TV remote.
@lechuck1791
2 жыл бұрын
That story was a real page turner
@roryslaine7896
2 жыл бұрын
@@lechuck1791 Glad you enjoyed my boyo 😉 If you'd responded negatively I would have had to piss in your ear.
@mikedavis1476
2 жыл бұрын
@@lechuck1791 😂😂
@mikedavis1476
2 жыл бұрын
@@roryslaine7896 😂😂
@spacecowboy695
2 жыл бұрын
Woke up one night to the sound of a pipe breaking and flooding water out of the walls. It was pitch black I grabbed my phone and turned on my flashlight, my girlfriend is squatting infront of our bed sleep walking pissing all over the floor. Still hasn’t happened again but am fucking terrified it will.
@tedcrilly46
Жыл бұрын
damn. thats some blair witch creepy shit.
@tomatkinson4880
11 ай бұрын
That's scary man you should sell that piss tho. Also I'm gay.
@hello-rq8kf
5 ай бұрын
hot
@spacecowboy695
5 ай бұрын
@@hello-rq8kf steamy
@nicolasvidal92
Ай бұрын
@@hello-rq8kf he gets it
@tonyrobb7262
2 жыл бұрын
New years eve I got black out fell down the stairs apparently my friend and his new girl I met that night made a bed on floor for me and I woke them up a couple hours later with a golden shower puked on the ground and passed out again didn't know anything had happened till I woke up in the morning to a bunch of salty kids on acid disgusted with me lolol
@mattnoyes6513
2 жыл бұрын
fucking legendary
@cirkleobserver3217
2 жыл бұрын
Chad
@alistairpage-mcgill2723
2 жыл бұрын
The perfect guest
@Letsplay1332
2 жыл бұрын
Nick loud and proud
@You-Tube-FBI
2 жыл бұрын
pissed the bed about 2 months ago. I'm 34. Had a seizure tho, there was no malice in this piss. just woke up confused in hospital. went home to a giant piss stain on the bed. haha
@scottthegeneticfreaksteine393
2 жыл бұрын
I remember one time I was at a party with my ex and started taking shots of fireball until I blacked out. Woke up in my boxers in the morning. Turns out I puked and pissed on my shorts. My ex who apparently left the party picked me up in the morning asking me wtf happened. Turns out I was smacking her friends asses and shit. I turned and looked at and said I’m gay there’s no way I would’ve done that. Didn’t think I would eventually tell her but I sure did, been gay ever since.
@perfectpatties1759
Жыл бұрын
Hell yeah dude
@TmHaAdNtOiStan
2 жыл бұрын
Real adult conversation. Notice how Stave has no idea what's going on.
@ZeranZeran
2 жыл бұрын
Stave Halkous
@MrFuggleGuggle
Жыл бұрын
A chick I was with a month ago in my hotel said she was coming and a ‘squirter’ just pissed the bed. Full on. Like a cat in a litter box. All over my hands and tool too. I can’t tell if that just ‘what happens’, or if she just did it because she wanted to leave. Had to call the front desk to change the sheets in the morning.
@LinusBitchTits
10 ай бұрын
sometimes chicks rock
@Oblio1942
2 жыл бұрын
I had a dream once where I was taking a piss in a urinal but it hurt really fucking bad, turns out i pissed my bed thru morning wood. That is the only time since I was like 5 or something that I ever pissed myself. So i just soaked my mattress in cleaning products and flipped it over.
@NavyNukerz1337
2 жыл бұрын
The ole flip
@asdfghjjfdfvcddcbhxg6550
2 жыл бұрын
turns out, i was the guy in the story
@TyrJustice
2 жыл бұрын
Turns out you are gay
@raulduke3237
6 ай бұрын
I only pissed my self while sleeping once. I drank 4 Gatorades and fell asleep on the couch. I woke up at 2am and completely pissed all over the couch and myself.
@MegaMan-bs3oy
2 жыл бұрын
HA HA their segways to ad's get me every time
@RomanNardone
2 жыл бұрын
hell yeah. i need to play this game again. maybe get some mods
@StevenSeagull
2 жыл бұрын
The captains edition mod rules
@KorAnos1
2 жыл бұрын
Shit is so addictive, even though you so seldom win.
@RomanNardone
2 жыл бұрын
@@KorAnos1 just downloaded the captains edition. Don't think I've gotten past the fourth jump lol
@RomanNardone
2 жыл бұрын
@@StevenSeagull you should have a discord 😋
@KorAnos1
2 жыл бұрын
@@RomanNardone What does that mod add, anything great?
@davidperez5089
2 жыл бұрын
Funniest and sickest clip yet!!🤣🤣🤣
@Chris-hall9080
2 жыл бұрын
9:15 bruh, it’s just like Baki where the convicts escape with the most absurd plans lol
@hangukhiphop
2 жыл бұрын
Kaka
@TrillgataQ
2 жыл бұрын
They refer to it as Synchronicity
@sleshstamp
2 жыл бұрын
"A fistful of turds"
@mikedavis1476
2 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@mikedavis1476
2 жыл бұрын
A turd in the hand is worth two In The bush
@NavyNukerz1337
2 жыл бұрын
I was at my buddies apartment once and he got so drunk he walked into his room stood at the doorway and pissed a gallon on the floor. It got our attention when started questioning what the noise was, he later said he thought he had walked to the balcony which doesn't make it any better.
@jeffhardyrules1w
2 жыл бұрын
one of my buddies pissed out the screen window of our house
@doubleeeeeee
6 ай бұрын
That makes it way better man I'd much rather piss on my balcony or off it than all over my room
@doubleeeeeee
6 ай бұрын
That makes it way better man I'd much rather piss on my balcony or off it than all over my room
@doubleeeeeee
6 ай бұрын
That makes it way better man I'd much rather piss on my balcony or off it than all over my room
@doubleeeeeee
6 ай бұрын
That makes it way better man I'd much rather piss on my balcony or off it than all over my room
@johnnylove2073
Жыл бұрын
I swear, when they are full throated belly laughs, the top 3 most infectious laughs ever are Patrice, Jimmy, and STAV. 😅
@TheSkullConfernece
2 жыл бұрын
I've had frequent dreams recently of taking a piss in a bathroom or on a tree right before I wake up. And I always think that I just pissed the bed as I gain consciousness. Thankfully I haven't since I was, what, 10 maybe? I have been drinking more water lately and I've been waking up three hours earlier than I should so I've got the "dry wet dreams" or whatever the fuck.
@ZeranZeran
2 жыл бұрын
this happens to me whenever I drink and dream. I always have pissing dreams and wake up going NO NO NO. I have never pissed the bed.. but I felt it in my dream. Weird. It also happens when I don't even have to piss, lol.
@tedcrilly46
Жыл бұрын
yeah the sudden toilet appearance in the middle of your dream is a common theme.
@user-fs7df1xg9v
11 ай бұрын
Brendan rules
@jennifergrove2368
11 ай бұрын
So, my ex got up in the middle of the night still drunk and opened my pajama bottom drawer and pissed in it. I yelled at him and was like WTF. Then cried for me to not yell at him. Then, a few years later, he opened his jean drawer and pissed all over his jeans. Tbf, I one time was so drunk I pissed the bed with him in it and then almost choked on my own puke so he had to roll me over so I didn't go out like Bon Scott.
@kyrsrambo-100
2 жыл бұрын
My weekly dose of gay
@aspiceronni4462
2 жыл бұрын
My brother woke up after a party and pissed on my keyboard.
@trigger0403
2 жыл бұрын
Blame it on her in next level funny
@OldSchool82
2 жыл бұрын
how is the greek guy the one that seems the most taken aback with the fetish convos, stav may only be laughin because these guys are sharing what hes smart enough to keep to himself ot hes more vanilla than any of them, which is okay cuz were all gay here
@tuttosalve8352
2 жыл бұрын
Stav doesn’t fuck is the answer
@mrscruffles801
9 ай бұрын
I don't understand fetishes. Is fucking just not enough for people anymore?
@rubix71
Жыл бұрын
in loving memory of all the businesses that paid for ad reads
@Derek_Keenan
Ай бұрын
it's so cringey when someone says something is getting popular and someone else immediately gets all defensive and goes "nuh uh! that's not new, i was totally doing that so much longer ago!" like it makes them super cool or something. no one is saying that eating booty was just invented for the first time, only that it's become very popular and talked about lately, and it's entered the mainstream in a way that it never had before. Nick and Adam both do it all the time where they have to let everyone know they liked the thing before it was cool...very embarrassing
@sjtv6565
2 жыл бұрын
7:10 Found the cumtown podcast on KZitem same day I found Larry Lawton and the British dude Sean Atwood he's referencing here
@BigpapamoneymanMVPtypebeat
11 ай бұрын
Lmao the throwing of shi , piss & cüm in prison is very very common. They call it a “glock dookie” 😂 look it up
@SladeBallard
2 жыл бұрын
shoeonhead was the girl nick pissed on the mouth if anyone is interested
@alnat950
2 жыл бұрын
Source?
@bernardoohigginsvevo2974
Жыл бұрын
Seriously lol
@trippymchippy8586
2 жыл бұрын
I reckon it was a sub-conscious act by the alpha male within you... you find yourself falling in love, you must _mark and protect_ your quarry.
@Simon-cr5ff
2 жыл бұрын
Hell yeah dude
@evanmorandemos3327
2 жыл бұрын
BRO I SLEEPPISSED ON MY LAPTOP TOO
@cainm6375
2 жыл бұрын
Last story reminds me of that Green Mile scene
@musicbygoldenj
9 ай бұрын
Wii Sports 💦
@bonson9156
2 жыл бұрын
The Arizona exctacy kingpin who has the youtube channel now is Shaun Atwood (originally from the UK)
@chaffeecityusa1129
2 жыл бұрын
The R-Kelly of roommates.
@mxsxc_
Жыл бұрын
Welp, I’m 2 weeks into a new relationship & just pissed my girl’s bed… we just changed the sheets today & remembering this ep. made me feel a little less like a clown
@anti-skub2164
11 ай бұрын
What's his name
@ac8911
2 жыл бұрын
I pissed the bed when I had a seizure, so luckily had I an excuse
@drewcowlthorp3801
2 жыл бұрын
I started gagging
@alephnole7009
2 жыл бұрын
This needs animated
@ghfudrs93uuu
25 күн бұрын
I feel Nick on this conversation. Someone made him cross the Rubicon and now he has no one to talk to about it. For me it was dating not one, but two ABDL consecutively.
@padraigmaclochlainn8866
2 жыл бұрын
5 months later this gameplay brings me back. I will sub to catch more good serious not at all gay ass eating anything.
@deathroll5701
Жыл бұрын
love FTL
@temp229009
Ай бұрын
this game looks cool
@mezla_
2 жыл бұрын
lets get some into the breach action
@StevenSeagull
2 жыл бұрын
I’ve been using it in a few videos. Great game
@destubae3271
Жыл бұрын
"You squirted" lmao
@howboredareya
2 жыл бұрын
Tool concert at 2:34
@dandrechesterfield5411
5 ай бұрын
This episode was brought to you by coke
@eccojam
7 ай бұрын
last time i legit pissed myself i was 8 years old. i woke up, still pissing, on the toilet, with the lid down. ive never been a drunk pisser but im bad about throwing up
@nicknaranjo8167
2 жыл бұрын
Yall r fuckin awesome!
@Xylus.
Жыл бұрын
Shit slinger story actually made me gag. Nice
@meantime69
Жыл бұрын
My best friend used to be the guy that drank retarded amounts, then piss himself when he passed out. So much so, that people caught on and started fucking with him when he did. Then one evening me an him was at a party drinking liquor playing spades but not really. His eyes were actually crossed the opposite way eyes usually do. He then stumbled up, and crashed down the hallway. I heard silence.. followed by what could only be described as a piddle, then reaching the flow of a fully opened fire hose, filled by a bunch of female "WTFs?!" and screaming... Yeah, he's still my best friend and the peeing on people is just a perk of the friendship.. ...also, I'm pitcher gay, not receiver gae..
@Choooooooch
2 жыл бұрын
What is the exit music to this, I need to know
@StevenSeagull
2 жыл бұрын
Links in the description
@Choooooooch
2 жыл бұрын
@@StevenSeagull very cool
@olivier4218
2 жыл бұрын
What episode is this
@ChiefGhoul
2 жыл бұрын
1974? That's some B.C. shit 🤣
@geniuskhan2520
10 ай бұрын
The Chicago shit-slinger
@stevekathman1291
2 жыл бұрын
Seriously though, if you're a grown adult and pissing the bed for literally no reason, you need to see a doctor.
@mimir4965
2 жыл бұрын
nah doc will say everything is ok with him
@bobcostas6272
2 жыл бұрын
This, i piss my bed because of vodka like an adult
@fajile5109
2 жыл бұрын
This guy gets fingered by doctors and plays it off like hes worried about pissing the bed.
@mikedavis1476
2 жыл бұрын
@@fajile5109 🤣
@nickmattio3397
2 жыл бұрын
Sounds like that shitty prisoner was Billy The Kid from The Green Mile Lol
@goofygoober4901
2 жыл бұрын
ive never related more to nick in my life
@scottthegeneticfreaksteine393
2 жыл бұрын
Guy that shit on the nightstand should’ve pulled a cartman and said I shit on your nightstand Whatsup? Also I’m gay.
@817TEXAS
Жыл бұрын
Which episode is this y’all?
@mojojojo560
2 жыл бұрын
For anyone in this situation, just say you’re taking pain meds for a joint injury, opioids made me piss myself a couple of times when I threw out my back. Also I’m gay.
@14hoopsfanatic
Жыл бұрын
Ok what is the song at the end of this
@kingsley.park00
2 жыл бұрын
David Atwood.
@psizzle8541
2 жыл бұрын
I know exactly what this shitslinger story is about its form shaun attwoods channel I actually bought this guys book a couple of years back
@HC-qc5rp
10 ай бұрын
I get the kink hipster thing. I wanted to dig out goth girls back when they were a pop culture laughing stock
@GorillaHashstash
6 ай бұрын
What's the song at the end
@frameandi
2 ай бұрын
One i time i pissed the bed next to my partner. I woke and up told her that the ceiling has a leak.
@X8X8X6X4X
2 жыл бұрын
I think I am a computer
@noahsagutch8314
2 жыл бұрын
What dose pissing the bed Got to do With serial killers?
@ShookOnesTO
2 жыл бұрын
Nothing really but it’s that thing where they say most serial killers were abused as kids or killed animals at a young age. Peeing the bed is just another thing a lot of serial killers have in common for some reason.
@TheRepublicOfJohn
2 жыл бұрын
@@ShookOnesTO yeah, the McDonald triad. But lots of kids wet the bed and I think every grade-school age boy goes through a fire-starting phase too, so the only real red flag is the animal abuse, which is a red flag on its own.
@LinusBitchTits
10 ай бұрын
@@ShookOnesTO it’s because pissing the bed past a certain age is a sign of childhood trauma
@danielmallender4522
2 жыл бұрын
dude whats the song you play in your outro?
@StevenSeagull
2 жыл бұрын
Links in the description
@chucklefuck
2 жыл бұрын
In a glass? Jesus.
@huntertoledo8989
5 ай бұрын
One time I shit behind the dresser covered it in yogurt and blamed it on my sister
@Salem-yx3ez
2 жыл бұрын
The only ex I’m still friends with pissed in my bed
@tedcrilly46
Жыл бұрын
did he clean it up.
@coleluna2073
2 жыл бұрын
As a child I was afraid of the toilet so I’d piss in the corner of the guest room all the fucking time till someone figured it out. Also I’m gay
@hoshinoumisato9746
2 жыл бұрын
What's that song at the end?
@StevenSeagull
2 жыл бұрын
Links in the description
@GeoffreyBronson
7 ай бұрын
That British prison guy's name is Shaun Attwood by the way, his stories are WILD. DO NOT look up the diy gender transition in jail.
@patrickdottery789
2 жыл бұрын
I played that with my ex we both said we wanted to piss in each others months. We both didn't want to but did cus we thought it was are fantasy.
@Booksaplenty1
2 жыл бұрын
No one: Gay dudes in the comments: here’s my pissing story…
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