*Mother and Father see their new born child has a heart birthmark* Parents: Oh no! She's a main character!
@sturmwagen5238
5 жыл бұрын
JoJo
@mephilisthedarkelijahramat182
5 жыл бұрын
My cat actually has a heart shaped mark on it's fur
@mwperk02
5 жыл бұрын
@@mephilisthedarkelijahramat182 so it's gonna mutate and become as smart if not smarter than a human and grow human like limbs and be the size of a full grown adult speak english (as we all know everyone just knows english somehow) and save the Earth from the evil dog people.
@AmaryInkawult
5 жыл бұрын
Lucky fuckers, I was born a monster and became their antagonist. FML.
@mephilisthedarkelijahramat182
5 жыл бұрын
@@mwperk02 wtf
@PhotonDragon16
4 жыл бұрын
Ella:"Of course it's a tattoo. No baby has a birthmark like that!" Me having an odd birthmark:"I can confirm with my birthmark that looks like a gun that this lady is nuts."
@fbiagent8675
4 жыл бұрын
Cop: PUT THE WEAPON DOWN NOW! Me: ITS ON MY BODY! I CANT!
@darinae34
4 жыл бұрын
Imagine if the birthmark is on your arm. Gives the word "disarm" a whole new meaning.
@quinnw919
4 жыл бұрын
Wish I had a birthmark
@agentferno286
3 жыл бұрын
@@yourdudebk7200 did you murder this Guy ?
@borisborisvichborislav4225
3 жыл бұрын
Ah yes....The nuteral special
@malibubandit
5 жыл бұрын
EM: DON’T call me ma’am Me in this situation: My apologies sir
@ehno3153
5 жыл бұрын
I know some who really done that before.
@icyhim2337
5 жыл бұрын
Lol(lets make a chain bois
@BananaShotgun
5 жыл бұрын
Alright Karen would you like to piss off?
@donaldsouthern4924
5 жыл бұрын
Lmfao
@jacksonmccann2509
5 жыл бұрын
Lol
@tuik4617
5 жыл бұрын
“He smiles as he handed his pen to me which I started waving around as if it was a flag. I like pens” I love this sentence so much 😂
@TheMuffinMansWife
5 жыл бұрын
Same. I like pens too. As well as greek mythology
@ryananderson7805
5 жыл бұрын
“I like pens” sounds like a quote from finding dory wtf 😂
@doroteeastejar4244
5 жыл бұрын
I like pens. Connor DBH: i like dogs
@ninaadbhat
2 жыл бұрын
Add an "I"
@romancatholicgameing
Жыл бұрын
@@ninaadbhat an "I"He smiles as he handed his pen to me which I waved around as if it was a flag. I love pens.
@EmptyBonesJohnny
5 жыл бұрын
*has heart shaped birthmark* People: “thats cool” RSlash: “shes gonna save the universe”
@matematulji
5 жыл бұрын
Or travel to Egypt to fight a blond vampire who stole the body of her great-great-grandfather to save someone's life
@MrKrypt
5 жыл бұрын
Arse Lash Entitled Parent's
@Kingsquad2011
5 жыл бұрын
@@matematulji Or will fight the Aztec gods of fitness
@matematulji
5 жыл бұрын
@@Kingsquad2011 while listening to the a song that will make your abs quiver with fear.... and excitement
@Kingsquad2011
5 жыл бұрын
@@matematulji Could be worse. Could be the guy that fixes everything in CSI: hand etish
@Simon-oy7kf
4 жыл бұрын
Child: "Oh no! I'm scared of planes" Mom: "Here a scary movie to watch" Child: "Yeah nvm, not scared anymore"
@chrismrugala6696
2 жыл бұрын
right?
@ScienceMan314
2 жыл бұрын
Kids are as confusing as Ring Worlds and their physical formulas, very.
@beatricebrown6581
Жыл бұрын
Honestly me, actually. I’m scared of most things, but not scary movies or video games. It’s fun to be scared on purpose 😜
@strawberrysoulforever8336
9 ай бұрын
To be fair, Coraline may be scary, but it is still a kids' movie. It's scary in the way The Witches (that's the 1990 version) or Pinocchio was. Both movies that freaked me out as a kid, mainly the transformation scenes - the body horror is very scary in both cases, with the donkey transformation being gradual and spooky, and I'm pretty sure turning into a mouse took longer in the movie than it did in the book, where it took under a minute from the second the alarm clock in the mouse-maker was set. I watched both movies multiple times and alone before I was twelve, and I'm still okay.
@evanrayswenson
5 жыл бұрын
EM: Its ok, he’s cold and needs to warm up. Baby: *LITERALLY A LOBSTER*
@LarryMoonlink3892
4 жыл бұрын
Me: your child is hot and needs to cool down because your child is RED AS A LOBSTER! EP: WHAT DO YOU THINK? I'M COLORBLIND?!?!?!? YOU'RE COLORBLIND!!!! Me: NO! YOU ARE COLORBLIND BECAUSE YOU DON'T SEE THAT YOUR CHILD IS RED AND NOT BLUE SO YOU THINK THAT YOUR CHILD IS BLUE INSTEAD OF RED!!! SO! **PLAYS UNO REVERSE CARD IN A YUGIOH STYLE**
@placitas52
4 жыл бұрын
Just warm enough to pee in the tub.
@agentferno286
3 жыл бұрын
Observe
@angelpear219
4 жыл бұрын
"Don't call me ma'am, I'm probably the same age as you." "My apologies, sir."
@Claudepatrice1
4 жыл бұрын
Stolen
@reistrx
4 жыл бұрын
@@Claudepatrice1 Everything is stolen.
@malibubandit
4 жыл бұрын
Imitation is the greatest form of flattery I suppose,
@ThePinkRubber
4 жыл бұрын
@@malibubandit but identity theft is not a joke
@nottossable1
4 жыл бұрын
Chippy Rulez you used the word stolen, which indeed, you did not create. Does this mean you stole the word stolen?
@bluecyan6791
5 жыл бұрын
EXCUSE ME?!!? nan said she sounded like a dolphin. oh lemme try that again *_aHeMHemhEhEm! eXCuSe mE?!??!_* got me dying of laughter
@gameking1happy
5 жыл бұрын
Nan: is named Karen but isn’t entitled Everyone: Impossible
@The_Negotiator_Official
5 жыл бұрын
This does put a smile on my face
@thefierypug2034
5 жыл бұрын
Same
@ithinkiswallowedahammer7809
5 жыл бұрын
TheFieryPug When
@Fidgetthebatpony
4 жыл бұрын
Gameking1happy that’s just what people call she hasn’t earned that title
@tesswilliamson8650
4 жыл бұрын
When I was like 5 I sat in a hot tub for a little while and I got really sick. I’m my parents oldest kid and they had no idea hot tubs were bad for kids and no one warned them. I had to go to multiple hospitals until someone would take me. I was vomiting everywhere. Scariest day for my parents ever.
@auth5286
5 жыл бұрын
Rslash: Excuse me! Nan says she sounded like a dolphin Rslash: wait, let me try it again *tries again* Rslash: AAAAAAAHAHAHA AXCUSE ME!?!
@allykingston4429
5 жыл бұрын
My Nan is pretty great
@oluchiibe98
5 жыл бұрын
This comment is underrated. This deserves more likes!
@heidibad8805
5 жыл бұрын
Nah, it was more like this. *_aaEeeEAaAaAaASAaAaAAaaAaAaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAXCUZSEEEEEEEE MEEEEEEEEE!!!_*
@mr.moustachio627
5 жыл бұрын
This. This is a comment with quality
@tinaracette3548
5 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣
@cupcakeoffacts4243
5 жыл бұрын
Lifeguard: **saves child from drowning** EM: *"HOW DARE YOU ASSAULT ME CHILD!!!"*
@thelostone7512
5 жыл бұрын
*"HOW DARE YOU ASSAULT ME CHILD MATE??????"*
@jtc6366
5 жыл бұрын
Lifeguard: ... *drowns child* Happy?
@bigbucksspender
5 жыл бұрын
This is kinda like that story about a feminist suing someone for saving them from drowning... The feminist (a girl.) said it was "empowering" to see him suffering because he made HER suffer... The amount of stupidity humanity has, oml...
@LeOwwAndRose
5 жыл бұрын
*"HOW DARE YOU ASSAULT ME CHILD"* that looks like an Irish person written it if ur Irish i hail to you
@CipherandRuby1954
5 жыл бұрын
Serene Royale me:da fuq
@danielgehring7437
5 жыл бұрын
Well, I don't have $15 but I can pay you in exposure.
@lindsaysheffield
5 жыл бұрын
Daniel Gehring I have like 100 Insta followers, think of all the new subscribers he’d get!
@Syndikris
5 жыл бұрын
Daniel Gehring I have 30 subscribers think of all the subs he’d get!
@timyates3733
5 жыл бұрын
Those pics you sent him are the wrong kind of 'exposure'
@Treesah35
5 жыл бұрын
@@timyates3733 😂😂😂😂
@hangargaming9846
5 жыл бұрын
How can i donate to you i have 170 euro
@kinghaus
4 жыл бұрын
rSlash: *doesn’t even say hell or damn* also rSlash: **im demonetized**
@randompromises1038
4 жыл бұрын
he's demonitized for his incorrect pronunciation of coraline
@round9261
3 жыл бұрын
Cockaline
@BeckBeckGo
3 жыл бұрын
Notice that youtube won't pay content creators who say fuck but they'll still let them post.
@Datoneguy_9343
3 жыл бұрын
@@randompromises1038 considering that that movie was the best that’s a valid reason
@Spartan3D213
3 жыл бұрын
@@BeckBeckGo they still have the Paul brothers monitized but content creators who go agianst the MSM narrative and aren't woke enough get demonitized? I think there was a case of bestiality channels that were still monitized too.
@SkailZM
5 жыл бұрын
“It’s possible to have a heart shaped birthmark” I guess it’s okay to have a *huge* rectangle under my elbow
@GalenMarekOfficial
5 жыл бұрын
As long as its not rectangle shaped cancer, you shouldnt get too much trouble for that.
@madalice5134
5 жыл бұрын
My sister has a rectangle shaped one on her foot. When she was little and still believed everything her older siblings told her(a decade age gap between us and her), we told her that was where the barcode used to be and she cried because she thought it meant she could be returned. She laughs about it now, so don't judge us too harshly. 😁
@brandontaylor6677
5 жыл бұрын
man. my birthmark's shaped like a peanut
@gkanishl
5 жыл бұрын
Mine is the upside down ok sign lmaoooo
@cringeonline9068
5 жыл бұрын
I have a triangle on my shoulder lol
@cooperross9495
5 жыл бұрын
"Halfway across the country is a 90 minute drive." Me: *Laughs in American*
@theannoyingdahg
5 жыл бұрын
In light traffic you can get through two cities in 90 minutes in NC
@liamoakley9149
5 жыл бұрын
jhjhjhjhjhjhjhjhjhjhjhjhjhjhjhj Thats laughing in american btw
@alyssaphillips731
5 жыл бұрын
I'm in Texas and that doesn't even count as a road trip lol. I can't even imagine.
@VulpisFoxfire
5 жыл бұрын
I'm reminded of the old line, 'other countries consider 100 miles a long distance, Americans consider 100 tears a long time.
@NativS2002
5 жыл бұрын
90% sure that a drive from Lod to Tel Aviv is around 90 minutes. Lod is the city that the main Airport of Israel is in.
@Frrixy
5 жыл бұрын
"CHANGE THAT MOVIE,NOW!" "I didnt put it on for your kid,so he shouldn't even be seeing it" " *Hyperventilation* REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" Edit:Yeet 500
eEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE * COUGH * its ok darling mAmi iS hAnDLIng it * i n h a l e * REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
@Mrsir6011
5 жыл бұрын
Likes.cool
@abifailturner1964
3 жыл бұрын
Through the entire hot tub story I was just thinking "NO, OH NO!" because kids that young can't regulate their body temperature like adults can, a huge reason being that they're small. You can literally kill a child by putting them in a hot tub.
@elias6296
5 жыл бұрын
Random kid: *CHOKING* Random person: I'll save you! EM: DON'T TOUCH MY CHILD HE CAN CHEW BY HIMSELF IM CALLING THE POLICE!
@FruitSalad253
5 жыл бұрын
All I can see is everyone in the room there face palming at the same time instead of calling the police
@Nockgun
2 жыл бұрын
My chewing skill is 20 im a legendary chewing master
@EmptyBonesJohnny
5 жыл бұрын
“I WILL GET THA PILOT!” *Pilot comes* “Whats the problem here?” “THIS LADY WON-“ *Plane crashes and everyone dies because the plane cant fly itself*
@Q-bh
5 жыл бұрын
Joshua LePage *The Lion Sleeps Tonight plays*
@GalenMarekOfficial
5 жыл бұрын
Ikr? My thoughts exactly when she demanded the pilot ^^ "I DEMAND to speak to the pilot!" "But Miss, the pilot has to fl.." "DONT YOU DARE TURN DOWN MY DEMANDS!" "We are all going to die if the p..." "SO?!?! ITS WORTH IT IF IT TEACHES THIS MONSTER OF A MOTHER A LESSON ABOUT MANNERS! "I'll see what I can do. *locks himself in cockpit*"
@ZacSonicMee
5 жыл бұрын
bUT aUTo PIolIT!11!11!111!1
@dissent1557
5 жыл бұрын
Planes fly themselves and when the pilot is flying it’s just the computer pretending to let the human fly lol
@sheilaolfieway1885
5 жыл бұрын
Actually that's funny because planes can fly themselves, but i'm pretty certain regulations make it so that there has to be one pilot in the cockpit at all times during the flight so that if anything were to go wrong....
@jbone3244
5 жыл бұрын
Me: Excuse me miss but you are drowning your child!!!!! EP: DON’T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!!! Child: *Dies* EP: *My profile pic* Edit: Some people usually don’t like people who are like “WOW THX FOR THE LIKES” so they just leave the comment alone, but no one has been on this video for a while so now would be a good time. WOW THANKS FOR THE LIKES GUYS!!
@ihaa_
5 жыл бұрын
Joshua Kalina u deserve more likes
@adri._.
5 жыл бұрын
EP: HOW DARE YOU NOT WARN ME ABOUT MY CHILD DROWNING YOU MONSTER
You made me choke with laughter, I DEMAND that you pay me for nearly killing me!!!
@liamoakley9149
5 жыл бұрын
You dared associate australians with ep's I demand you transfer $2000000000 to my illegal bank account this instant as remittance for my suffering
@fbi4459
5 жыл бұрын
@@Mike-eg3wo DD
@fbi4459
5 жыл бұрын
@@Mike-eg3wo XDDD
@arizonaicedtea6438
5 жыл бұрын
HOW DARE YOU SAVE MY CHILD FROM BEING BRUTALLY STABBED OFFICERS ARREST HIM
@thepumpking1380
5 жыл бұрын
em: my little angel wants your cancer, GIVE IT NOW! me: sure em: *realises mistake* wait me: *long gone*
@justcanaan
5 жыл бұрын
Hah
@goombaplaylists132
5 жыл бұрын
em: give my son your depression, give it now! me: sure em: wait a minute me: you asked for it
@3YCbk5IdvH66g5
5 жыл бұрын
goombaplaylists change it to crippling depression it would be more funny
@3YCbk5IdvH66g5
5 жыл бұрын
Em: my child wants your MPD(multiple personality disorder) Me: heres my 52 extra personality’s Em: wait no don’t Me: you asked
@albertterry2770
5 жыл бұрын
EM: GIVE ME YOUR POISONED DRINK SO MY SON CAN HAVE IT!!! Me: (Has son drink it) EM: No, wait! Me: You asked for it.
@docharycrow
5 жыл бұрын
Awww man I'm only $15.00 away from being considered rich.........
@imbord8284
5 жыл бұрын
Same
@imbord8284
5 жыл бұрын
Same
@georgiabirkett5356
4 жыл бұрын
“But for babies it’s like dipping your kid in a hospital trash bag” genius
@FruitSalad253
5 жыл бұрын
EP: Makes high pitched dolphin sound Dolphin couple sitting in the same room: Goodness honey, is that lady a banshee?
@regularxavier476
5 жыл бұрын
Lol
@FullNGagement
Жыл бұрын
I laughed WAY too hard at this 😂
@aplman7099
5 жыл бұрын
I got 14.99 Dammit im so close to being rich
@CrispyChicken38
5 жыл бұрын
Lucky
@spectralkits7769
5 жыл бұрын
im broke
@chaoticchaos6457
5 жыл бұрын
*Apl Man* you'll get there one day
@buhwuh9824
5 жыл бұрын
**GIVES PENNY AND FIFTEEN MORE DOLLARS** split it with me
@fabulousfierro4973
5 жыл бұрын
Apl Man insert Star Wars rogue on meme
@Dracorlock
5 жыл бұрын
*After a DOCTOR says it's a birthmark* EM: That's a tattoo!
@e.l.c9029
5 жыл бұрын
Me😘 Em😩
@yellowmello1223
5 жыл бұрын
Doctor: Am I a joke to you?
@PrestonGarvey69
5 жыл бұрын
Lynching time
@-HyuN-.
5 жыл бұрын
Yes you are a joke to me
@Dracorlock
5 жыл бұрын
Doctor: _internal doctor screams_
@gemmajohnson2872
4 жыл бұрын
"I just saved your kids life" "Don't you dare do that again or I am going to sue you"
@ryanlesner4716
3 жыл бұрын
kzitem.info/news/bejne/0qChumivh4ODiWk
@noahdoherty780
5 жыл бұрын
8:52 "she sounded like a dolphin"😂😂😂😂 I can't breathe
@snblexa5089
5 жыл бұрын
Lol
@tabbycat21
5 жыл бұрын
E-E-E-EXCUSEEEE MEEEEE!
@jordinsiemens4314
Жыл бұрын
I almost started laughing, and when I start laughing, I die
@OptimusPhillip
5 жыл бұрын
Honestly, the whole "My child is freezing and just wants to warm up" argument is concerning to me. I recall hearing that the human body in general isn't great at handling sudden changes in temperature.
@grimmlord4211
5 жыл бұрын
I've been to a bbq restaurant and saw a vegan entitled mother throwing a huge fit on "why there isn't any vegan options on the menu?" I laughed like a maniac in the car when we left.🤣
@KaiKeroseno
4 жыл бұрын
"I've seen enough anime and read enough comic books that I know it's totally possible to have a heart-shaped bithmark" And a star too, am I right boys?
@luciangonzales8044
4 жыл бұрын
Platinum-tier joke.
@marcusbrutus1702
4 жыл бұрын
*breaths* JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO JOOO
@marcusbrutus1702
4 жыл бұрын
Clearly a man of culture
@donnyshields4450
4 жыл бұрын
Oh, you're approaching me?
@marcusbrutus1702
4 жыл бұрын
@@donnyshields4450 I can't beat you up without getting closer
@joelholmesjr6398
5 жыл бұрын
Me: breathing air Ep:stop breathing your taking my sons air Edit: thanks for 350 likes😁
@kayley_kk07
5 жыл бұрын
Joel Holmes Jr share the air omg 🙄🙄🙄
@scarlet-chan5681
5 жыл бұрын
Rainbow Kitten Gaming 701 IKR GEEZ!
@thewanderer9559
5 жыл бұрын
Air is infinite ya stupid jackass
@thewanderer9559
5 жыл бұрын
EM: Omaru wo shinderu
@justarandompersoniguess
5 жыл бұрын
Air an:t infinite actually, YOU EVER HEARD OF TREES. AND PLANTS?
@supergoof9006
5 жыл бұрын
Lol my little sister was a heart shaped birthmark. They're not completely uncommon That lady needs to take the chillest of all pills
@Astroastromancer
5 жыл бұрын
Y3s
@thatonetheatrekid7923
5 жыл бұрын
Squip level chill pill
@amberlance3221
4 жыл бұрын
She sounded like she was jealous of an infant - crazy
@stargazerart
3 жыл бұрын
My little sis has a heart shaped birthmark too just under her collarbone. its just too bad she went through an emo phase and cut a big scar across it so now it doesnt look the same. :(
@emmanicole7392
3 жыл бұрын
I have one too, but it’s on my butt so I haven’t gotten any comments on it since nobody sees it. but that story made me lose brain cells lol
@whatisthisaesthetic1649
5 жыл бұрын
Nobody: Entitled parents: *ExCusE mE? hOw dArE yOu?!*
@immatureidiot3467
5 жыл бұрын
- _Person:_ **exists** - **Entitled Parent:** YOU PIECE OF SH*T, YOU'RE TRYING TO MURDER MY PRECIOUS 17 YEAR OLD BABY! YOU'RE MAKING HI. CRY, REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
@pinaycutie9583
5 жыл бұрын
Me: *wins in splatfest against EK* Em: HOw DAaarE YoU WIn AgAInsT My SoN Me:maybe he isn’t a seasoned LV 15 but a sad LV 1
@lynnenapa3428
5 жыл бұрын
@@pinaycutie9583 YOU PLAY SPLATOON??!
@pinaycutie9583
5 жыл бұрын
Lynne Napa Ngyes, sadly i was never able to play in one 🙁
@thatweebthatdraws1050
4 жыл бұрын
When he re corected himself when saying "eeeeeeexuse mee" It didnt sound like a dolphin. *it sounded like a dying dolphin*
@bladerunner3314
3 жыл бұрын
A dying dolphin is still a dolphin ...
@funnymannotfunny
2 жыл бұрын
@@bladerunner3314 r/whooooooosh
@bladerunner3314
2 жыл бұрын
@@funnymannotfunny Wow, somebody thinks he's clever Just keep at it, one day you may actually have second functioning brain cell.
@SaikiKFann
2 жыл бұрын
@@bladerunner3314 lmao damn
@NPC-en5bt
5 жыл бұрын
Wait a karen that is not entitled There is a God There’s still hope in hunanity
@syamimfikri5055
5 жыл бұрын
hunanity....pff
@3YCbk5IdvH66g5
5 жыл бұрын
Apex gaming NL hunanity
@purpleperson3137
5 жыл бұрын
Snrk hunanity 😂🤣. Tho this is tru!
@boilandtoilandtrouble9178
5 жыл бұрын
My grandmother is also a Karen and she is the sweetest lady.
@selkieflwrs
5 жыл бұрын
My mom's friend is a Karen!
@lonewolf9578
5 жыл бұрын
Coraline is basically pronounced the same as Caroline but with the a and the o are switched Also lucky bastard getting to first class for free
@pokefreak627
5 жыл бұрын
Co pilot is the Air representative for r/madlads
@clodwick9040
5 жыл бұрын
That story is so fake if you didn’t realize
@pokefreak627
5 жыл бұрын
@@clodwick9040 r/wooosh
@addisonchurchill6628
5 жыл бұрын
pokefreak 627 no no no r/wOOSHHhhHhHHhHhHhHhHHhHhHhHhhH
@whitepaws60
5 жыл бұрын
Am I the only one who pronounces them the exact same?
@shannonmulcahy8302
5 жыл бұрын
I have a weird birthmark that is like a lightning bolt on my knuckle... AM I GONNA HAVE ELECTRICITY POWERS?!
@tendigitnumber
5 жыл бұрын
Nah, you were clearly attacked by a dark wizard as a kid. The power of love made you remain unharmed while that wizard got screwed up by his own spell though.
@jackhills8823
5 жыл бұрын
You remind me of the mom from the thunder mans (a Disney show)
@carjis
5 жыл бұрын
Who the fuck gave you the curse.
@kanashiyoji3909
5 жыл бұрын
I have a birth mark of Australia...I live in Australia rose that mean I’m going to turn into a kangaroo 😂😂😂
@kanashiyoji3909
5 жыл бұрын
Does*
@theroguearceus2869
3 жыл бұрын
EM: *sees the heart shaped birthmark* also EM: *knows what that birthmark means as the prophacy fortold of it and cowwers* also EM: *cast "call manager!" to deal with the one who will bring her wrath to a tumble!!* OP: *uses adorably like pens!!!* DR: "thats a birthmark you fool!!" *OP's cuteness broke the EM's spell!!!!!* EM: *retreats quickly to lick her wounds and plan her next move to deal with the chosen one of legend* OP: *still likes pens*
@danolix
5 жыл бұрын
9:27 Of course it's a tattoo. No baby has a birthmark like that! Baby: iare iare daze ORAORAORAORAORAORA
@sushisweet252
5 жыл бұрын
Danolix nani
@Saturn.argo.
5 жыл бұрын
I'm sorry my Jobro, it's Yare Yare Daze
@frosty2548
5 жыл бұрын
WTF
@casual8083
5 жыл бұрын
R/ihadastroke
@neththeobnoxioussponge8929
5 жыл бұрын
how dare you use jojokes without watching the show blasphemy
@YesHelloHi
5 жыл бұрын
doctor: “Your heart is in the right place, but you went about it the wrong way” Me: BOI DAT ROAST REEEEE
@TheMuffinMansWife
5 жыл бұрын
99.99 of villains.
@fidel7428
5 жыл бұрын
@@TheMuffinMansWife yes
@datkhornedog899
4 жыл бұрын
True, true. At least that EM is good at heart.
@LongLangster
5 жыл бұрын
Normal people Logic: Can i see your phone? Entitled People Logic: Give me your phone now!
@Treesah35
5 жыл бұрын
they would get my phone alright. they would also need surgery to remove it.
@DoomguyIsGrinningAtYou.
5 жыл бұрын
@@Treesah35 hit them hard enough that they'll be hearing every phone call and notification all the way into the Afterlife.
@dark_queen6663
5 жыл бұрын
Happy 100th like (me)
@aspol12
5 жыл бұрын
Maniac From the Doomed Planet be careful they could use the information from the calls to blackmail you
@DoomguyIsGrinningAtYou.
5 жыл бұрын
@@aspol12 All I get a scams and wrong numbers.
@bx4777
4 жыл бұрын
“I got free refils on my apple juice through the flight so i was happy” IM DEAD
@Traggel
3 жыл бұрын
every kids best day ever
@lethaoink7628
5 жыл бұрын
My parents said that because I got an A in science, you need to make a 1 hour episode of PUPPY BLOOPERS 🐶
@christmaskrima
5 жыл бұрын
*10 hours
@szwagier50
5 жыл бұрын
*24 hours
@photographyfanatic8668
5 жыл бұрын
15 HOURs
@szwagier50
5 жыл бұрын
@@photographyfanatic8668 no, 24
@yuhyeet3153
5 жыл бұрын
@@szwagier50 no 99999999999999 hours
@whittytherapking6892
5 жыл бұрын
Me: Has a skull birthmark visibly on my shoulder Entitled parent: "that's a tattoo your too young for that!" Me: Shakes head and back's out of the room slowly "not today!"
@tabbycat21
5 жыл бұрын
Moon Light **GASP** YOU AND THE PERSON WITH THE HEART-BIRTHMARK ARE GACHA HEROES!!!!!
@painterlycrumpet7253
5 жыл бұрын
Moon Light OMG THATS SOO COOL MY BIRTHMARK IS SHAPED LIKE A PUDDLE, YOU ARE SO LUCKY
@MonaMadeIt
5 жыл бұрын
It always amazes me when people ask for the pilot. Aren't you at all concerned they should be more focused on flying the plane than dealing with your crap?
@yourlocalcomrade
5 жыл бұрын
(Phhssstt) “ladies and gentlemen please brace for Impact this crash will be blamed on em and her entitled crap (phhssstt)
@shadowcreeperking8423
5 жыл бұрын
oh good point, guess its fine someone just stabbed the in the chest 3 times, its totally alright!
@justaguyonyoutube8268
5 жыл бұрын
Do you know auto-pilot exist?
@awesomeness0005
4 жыл бұрын
"I like pens." That was the cutest sentence
@lightning3163
5 жыл бұрын
Me: *Breaths* Entitled parent: HOW DARE YOU EXPOSE MY CHILD TO DANGEROUS CHEMICALS
@aa_torii
5 жыл бұрын
Breathes*
@coolfrog8777
5 жыл бұрын
Might wanna take a shower then..
@_eyevis
5 жыл бұрын
@@aa_torii ew you are a kid that corrects everyone for misspelling a single thing.
@aa_torii
5 жыл бұрын
RackCode have you ever heard of OCD Cuz if you don’t, then you’re the bitchy dumbass bitch here
@davidtceultra2556
5 жыл бұрын
Me: Your existence is more toxic than my fumes.
@YapYapCrackShack
5 жыл бұрын
Child: *steals car* EP: he’s just learning to drive, he can’t do anything wrong Child: *gets shot by the FBI and dies* Ep: eh he’s fine it’s just a learning experience
@neki0playz12
5 жыл бұрын
Oh no You said anime *rumbling in the distance* WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
@matthewzablocki5310
4 жыл бұрын
Neckbeards, neckbeards as far as the eye can see.😱😱😱😱
@grimmmst1279
4 жыл бұрын
OH NOW NOT AGAIN, ITS THE 7193 t THIS MONTH, AAAAAAAAAAAHH!!
@zaworldo4026
4 жыл бұрын
JooooooooooJo
@zaworldo4026
4 жыл бұрын
Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda
@Gia1911Logous
4 жыл бұрын
If the birthmark was a star, she would've been a Joestar When someone attacked her, she could be all like "Sabaku no wa... ORE NO STANDO DA" and then ora ora them to another dimension
@zaworldo4026
4 жыл бұрын
Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda
@matraver5480
4 жыл бұрын
Ari Ari Ari Ari Ari Ari Ari Ari Ari Ari Ari Ari Ari Ari Ari Ari Ari Ari
@macy5582
4 жыл бұрын
BITE ZA DUSTO!
@aymansiddiqui9109
4 жыл бұрын
I know that was a jojo reference, that why i came to the comment
@aureliagoulding-laing4086
4 жыл бұрын
Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora
@amaryllis2836
5 жыл бұрын
You make the best entitled mother/aunt/etc voice EVER😂😂😂😂
@demon_breaker3566
5 жыл бұрын
I agree 😄😆
@lonttugamer2939
5 жыл бұрын
It's trash
@million165
5 жыл бұрын
LonttuGamer could u do better nigga? Tf don’t call it trash when you know you can’t do shit
@harrisoncraig3915
5 жыл бұрын
You are not wrong
@lonttugamer2939
5 жыл бұрын
@@million165 it's still trash don't deny it
@crocodileguy8615
5 жыл бұрын
I had a birthmark on my right heel of my foot in the shape of a love mark. Or was it tattooed?!
@daelin7606
5 жыл бұрын
Obviously it was *TAToOeD*. *UGH!*
@jovanyvargas7804
5 жыл бұрын
Same bro but I still got it on my chest
@Aml_07
5 жыл бұрын
#Horrible_Parents I mean, they tattoed you!
@Alex-fj1ss
5 жыл бұрын
DUN DUN DUUN
@ChTHEBEAST-lz6uo
5 жыл бұрын
It was really neither to this day it’s a mystery
@thepokeball8412
5 жыл бұрын
EM: DONT CALL ME MA'AM Me: sorry sir, I'll be saving your kid now
@livgbtqstudios9242
3 жыл бұрын
stolen comment
@dexterdogthelovey1052
3 жыл бұрын
@@livgbtqstudios9242 You did not invent the phrase, ‘stolen comment’. So, your reply is, in fact, stolen.
@livgbtqstudios9242
3 жыл бұрын
@@dexterdogthelovey1052 why do u care about this so much later? stfu haha
@dexterdogthelovey1052
3 жыл бұрын
@@livgbtqstudios9242 First, don’t tell me to stfu. Second, I saw you comment for the first time a week ago.
@livgbtqstudios9242
3 жыл бұрын
@@dexterdogthelovey1052 but i commented a *month* ago
@MagicalCrow
4 жыл бұрын
I’m gonna be using that “I’ll shove this chair leg so far up your rear end you’ll be mistaken for a unicorn” from now on
@NSLUploader
5 жыл бұрын
"I've seen enough Anime-" - Best quotes from rSlash 2019.
@cyberdance4578
5 жыл бұрын
Sean Morhan probably didn’t say that to avoid demonetization
@FOEMyriad
5 жыл бұрын
9:30 “NO BABY HAS A BIRTHMARK LIKE THAT” Dipper Pines Has Joined The Chat
@FOEMyriad
4 жыл бұрын
True
@jordinsiemens4314
Жыл бұрын
Lol
@jordinsiemens4314
Жыл бұрын
You're right, true
@kikijofranci
5 жыл бұрын
Ella: No baby has a birthmark like that!! Me: I have one like that -_-
@MyVanir
5 жыл бұрын
JOJO!!!!!
@cattymouse4996
5 жыл бұрын
Lel
@kibble8461
5 жыл бұрын
Same lmfao
@kazaaf1443
5 жыл бұрын
Same
@mysticblue108
5 жыл бұрын
I’ve also met a mom who has a son with a heart shaped birth mark on his tush!
@levistepanian5341
4 жыл бұрын
Imagine if someone entitled berates you for not giving them free stuff so you turn the tables and order them to give you their car
@connorbunnsworth6982
3 жыл бұрын
In Roblox adopt me, someone traded me while i was out trying to trade for a specific pet and they accepted after putting nothing in the trade. I told them that i will not give them my out of game pets for free and they called me rude. I just left but if i had found this comment before then, I probably would have asked them for something free instead lol
@Victor134
5 жыл бұрын
$15=rich Then i'm the Bill Gates of entitled pepole Not really
@spectralkits7769
5 жыл бұрын
im broke
@Trollidier
5 жыл бұрын
I don't even have USD I have like 74 INR That's like less than 1 USD
@fabulousfierro4973
5 жыл бұрын
Victor 134 I have dollar. Am I a god
@tinyricardo4384
5 жыл бұрын
Victor 134 it was back then so $15 = 60-70
@aestheticeditz2885
5 жыл бұрын
*child hanging from a tree* me: I got you EP: DoNt ToUch mY ChILd me 😑🤬
@mnlaaf9340
5 жыл бұрын
The moment my friend gets bullied for doing the right thing... *OVER THERE! OVER THERE!* *SEND THE WORD, SEND THE WORD OVER THERE!* *THAT THE YANKS ARE COMING!* *THE YANKS ARE COMING!* *THE DRUMS RUM-TUMMING EVERYWHERE!* *SO PREPARE, SAY A PRAYER* *SEND THE WORD, SEND THE WORD TO BEWARE!* *WE’LL BE OVER, WE’RE COMING OVER!* *AND WE WON’T COME BACK TILL IT’S OVER, OVER THERE!*
@Chloe_Medical_Dictionary
5 жыл бұрын
Picks parent of through them higher the tree
@LittleSansLittletale
5 жыл бұрын
See this crap right here is why i stay underground
@adam-k7171
5 жыл бұрын
more like kid hangs him self in the house.. em:BtCH u KellID My SoN!!!!! OP: uhhh i am a police officer.. em: uhgh.. no.. you are not.. OP: ok gtfo.. em: AHHHHHHHH I WILL SUE YOU!!!!
@markcampos4862
5 жыл бұрын
*kid falls and breaks his leg* EM: WHY DIDNT YOU SAVE HIM! Me:😑🔫
@vanessachilangisha9731
5 жыл бұрын
Uhhhm I think the first entitled mum is also a super choosing beggar😂😂😂We ArEnT RiCh LiKe YoU😒😒...DUDE ITS 15 dollars
@splchicken
5 жыл бұрын
Rich to me
@obamosbarney3349
5 жыл бұрын
PassTheChicken your poor
@splchicken
5 жыл бұрын
@@obamosbarney3349 no flat out in poverty XD
@sjakierulez
5 жыл бұрын
To be fair not everybody can miss that money, especially for things like this
@asunaburt6778
5 жыл бұрын
Dude 15 dollars IS rich....😂
@xxt0th34rkxx8
Жыл бұрын
As someone with a heart shaped birthmark on the palm of my hand, the amount of times ive been blamed for drawing it on or it just being fake is insane, especially cause its a more pink tone.
@veratsia
Жыл бұрын
That’s so cute ! Also sorry for everyone being annoying ab it, it’s really no one else’s business as well.
@magicreborn3720
5 жыл бұрын
Just imagine what would happen if an entitled Mom's kid snatched a toy from another entitled mom or entitled dad *DESTRUCTION LEVEL-100*
@pythiacael3876
5 жыл бұрын
cat fight
@jeremyfeldmann7969
5 жыл бұрын
@@pythiacael3876 no a hag fight
@moniquebell8191
5 жыл бұрын
It's the battle to end all battles! Place your bets, take a shot every time you hear one of them say, "ExCUSE ME?!"
@stardustcomet4714
5 жыл бұрын
@@moniquebell8191 NOOO, I WANT TO LIVE!!!
@abhivelagandula3834
5 жыл бұрын
Watching these entitled parents video gives me more respect to my own parents
@Equalsundew
5 жыл бұрын
Boiled Ebola baby soup -R/slash 2019
@Fr00t_Punch
5 жыл бұрын
XD
@fineichangedit5315
5 жыл бұрын
Yum
@st.videoss
5 жыл бұрын
That’s a brand new sentence right there
@nahbro5366
5 жыл бұрын
Boiled cancer baby soup
@kaiahshae1815
3 жыл бұрын
I love the one with the birthmark mistaken for a tattoo. It always make me joyful when I hear the "I like pens". It just sounds so wholesome!
@camdenworthingtonstoneman298
5 жыл бұрын
When you realize you have fifteen dollars I'm RICH!
Birthmarks can DEFINITELY be hearts....i have an upside down heart birthmark on the back of my neck.
@mellowivy4486
4 жыл бұрын
Your birthmark sounds really cool!!
@theroguearceus2869
4 жыл бұрын
are you secretly spinel? O.O
@agentferno286
3 жыл бұрын
Or you have Monster soul on your nect
@startygernebulla2088
3 жыл бұрын
Aawww. All I got was this stupid triangle shaped scar from my little sister's claws.
@dylandoesstuff8874
3 жыл бұрын
My birthmark looked somewhat like a dinosaur footprint. So seeing people that have a heart birthmark is quite normal
@skrimpboy9639
5 жыл бұрын
i am legally required to say "Good Video" -Bot 10352
@ahmadalshehri4658
5 жыл бұрын
what he/she/it said -Bot 10353
@DeemSun
5 жыл бұрын
Riley MO im bot 10353
@ronanf1696
5 жыл бұрын
Riley MO that joke is getting old
@agreenunderripebanana8901
5 жыл бұрын
Ahmad Alshehri did you just assume my gender? -bot 42069
@TheEthiopian1987
5 жыл бұрын
I am contractually obligated and programmed to reply to comments and like them. Reply bot 18362
@neweth3nplays868
5 жыл бұрын
Rslash: As soon as KZitem stops demonetizing my videos I’ll be rich. Me: this video is monetized..... # murderdbywords
@lottafandoms
5 жыл бұрын
Coraleen? DID YOU JUST SAY CORALEEN? It's cor-a-line cor-ah-line
@chriscabcabin557
5 жыл бұрын
R/madlad
@RealItsCMD
5 жыл бұрын
Chris Cabcabin r/foundthemobileuser
@meganconger8640
5 жыл бұрын
@@Barbingles lol it's a quote from the movie.
@x-48
5 жыл бұрын
dude you are nailing that voice! please never stop making these videos!
@fuckurgrillcheese
5 жыл бұрын
I was born the year Coraline came out. I love that movie too. I name is literally Korah Lynne and people thought my parents named me after Coraline XD Favourite coincidence ever with my favourite movie XD Edit- now it’s my favourite movie OTHER than Harry Potter •_•”
@abyssofsaltytuna7795
4 жыл бұрын
@Matty Bruno Lucas Zenere Salas well, there are names that have a name that sounds like an another name. Trust me, I've had my name spelt like Anna or Nana and I'm arguing with myself (mentally).
@ultramanmebius3410
4 жыл бұрын
Severus Snape same!1
@LarryMoonlink3892
4 жыл бұрын
I was named after my dad, my full name is Henry Laurence Cullen Jr. But my dad's name is Henry Laurence Cullen... *some people when they're born, they get named after their dads...* *it's true.* strangely...... my friend Catie Bowman was slightly named after Catherine Janeway from Star Trek, Catie's full name is Catherine Jane Bowman.... so.... if some Star Trek fans met her, they might say "Hey, Captain Catherine Janeway!" For some odd reason... if she became friends with those Star Trek fans though...... **snorting like Spy from Team Fortress 2** **suddenly, laughter transforms into a child friendly laughter**
@LarryMoonlink3892
4 жыл бұрын
@@abyssofsaltytuna7795 you know that it's true, some people get names mixed with other names, it depends on anything that makes the name different, my friend Catie always spells her name with a C while other people spell it with a K.... some people may get the different spelling of her nane mixed up so... I know that you're true, just like Pristina gets mixed up with Kristina.... Optimus gets mixed up with Optimism. Names can be similar sounding to other names and that's true.
@samanthadreemurr8512
3 жыл бұрын
First of all, nice hazbin hotel profile pic! I was actually in the middle of drawing the hazbin hotel characters while watching this! And second, HELL YEAH! CORALINE IS THE BEST-
@herdiex1940
4 жыл бұрын
Lifeguard: ''I'm sorry ma'am, but you cannot have your child in the hot tub.'' EM: ''NANIIIIIIIII!?!?!?''
@bizzlemizzleproductions6931
3 жыл бұрын
Lifeguard: Omae wa mou shinderu EM: Nani Lifeguard: *calls security*
@samwestminster9135
5 жыл бұрын
8:50 Perfect! 👌🏻 I wasn’t expecting that and couldn’t stop laughing 😂
Parents= *See heart shaped birthmark* *she's the main character*
@nitesy381
5 жыл бұрын
@@anido-4703 also parents-why can't my child be the main character.
@tidepodpadthai2633
4 жыл бұрын
Even if the first lady didn't want to spend 15$ on seats, she could just bring a movie player or a tablet for her kid, there are so many solutions to this problem
@riley_maybe
5 жыл бұрын
Yea I'm rich! In fact I have more then triple the requirement! I mean it's all in Xbox gift cards but....
@Speedrunner0218
5 жыл бұрын
What game are you thinking of buying with them?
@DantesInferno96
5 жыл бұрын
I bought a ps4 pro last week. What game do I buy lol
@hamzaayaz7482
5 жыл бұрын
@@DantesInferno96Here are some suggestions Persona 5, Neir Automata, Bloodborne, Uncharted 4, God of war, Spiderman, Detroit become human, Red dead redemption, final fantasy 15, Monster Hunter world, Doom, Resident evil 2 remake, Deil may cry 5, Kingdom hearts the story so far collection, Assassin creed Odessey, Resident Evil 7, Yakuza 6, The Witcher 3 and seriko shadows die twice.
@DantesInferno96
5 жыл бұрын
@@hamzaayaz7482 aye all of those sound like AAA titles. I guess I need to empty my bank account. Thanks anyway.
@stijnvanrooij6108
5 жыл бұрын
@@DantesInferno96 warfame( free but an amazing game, for honor(a little old but still an amazing playerbase)
@Jet_Ink
5 жыл бұрын
16:00 I'm vegen. I just have a Cheat Year every year.
@castillorosa9511
5 жыл бұрын
As soon as I touched it i had a.women take out apples and bananas
@erierierierierie
5 жыл бұрын
Same
@mitsuristsuguko9427
5 жыл бұрын
Me on every diet.
@myrjavi
5 жыл бұрын
Raye Stiches *for a year*
@myrjavi
5 жыл бұрын
@@b9bbles i don't know what to say other than r/somewhatwooosh
@saucyluis7249
5 жыл бұрын
The first Reddit story reminds me of a commercial of a woman on a flight asking the flight intended for her move because she didn’t wanted to sit right next to a “negro”. And when flight intended came she said there’s an open seat in first class.” The woman was about to get up from her seat but the flight intended turn to the man (one that the lady was talking about) and said sir would you like to move from this woman? And man was happy to move Edit: I found the commercial kzitem.info/news/bejne/l6-Ms52hbn-XqqA
@voidfloof
3 жыл бұрын
"Ma'am, please don't turn your child into soup" "H O W D A R E Y O U ? !"
@rebellioustrashpanda4289
5 жыл бұрын
Boiled Ebola Baby Soup 🍲 Sounds delicious Edit: didnt realise till now. it is bebs abbreviated
@thetester1158
5 жыл бұрын
Yum!!!
@tantheman8976
5 жыл бұрын
Lol I’m dying
@shadowcreeperking8423
5 жыл бұрын
The abbreviation is even batter, BEBS
@gd7883
5 жыл бұрын
Gordon Ramsay: we're you Untitled sause
@marnatchi
5 жыл бұрын
When you read the first letters it says Bebs
@dragonlightanimates2279
5 жыл бұрын
At one million subscribers can you do a face reveal? My child really want to see your face and he has good grades
@RAGGHHHHHHHH
5 жыл бұрын
I honestly don't even want a face reveal cos I'll never watch his videos the same
@nonamehours6428
5 жыл бұрын
UGH? I DONT BELIEEEEVE YOU! MY CHILD DESERVES TO SEE HIS FACE MORE THAN YOU
@zanewederell9571
5 жыл бұрын
I'd rather him do a full-length video of puppy bloopers
@SheCriesRed
5 жыл бұрын
The audacity.... MY CHILD (cat) DESERVES TO SEE HIS FACE B4 ANYONE ELSE!!!
@meghanmedendorp3257
5 жыл бұрын
OBVIOUSLY I DESERVE IT MORE THAN HIM.. I HAVE BETTER GRADES THAN HIM OBVIOUSLY AND I OBVIOUSLY DESERVE IT MORE (lol jk 😂)
@lucasguima2881
5 жыл бұрын
EM: Nani?! Is that a ~Star~ Heart mark?! OP:Yare yare daze, you trully are the most entitled mom in the world Truth barrage is super effective against Em
@MichaelS537
3 жыл бұрын
That grandma is a total badass, I love grandma's like that.
@ImWhyMortalsCry
5 жыл бұрын
So I was chilling in a park waiting for my friends then this happened: Me: Ma'am your child could be run over if it continues playing on this street. It's a very busy one. EM: My child is fine! Don't tell me what to do! Me: OK fine... Just wanted to help. Don't say I didn't warn you if something happens. EM: Everything will be alright. My child is rased in a proper way! (5 mins later) EM: Hey you! My child could've been run over! Why didn't you tell me she's on the street!? You were here all the time! But of course you Teenager have to look at your phone's all day! I could call the police for that! Be happy I'm in a good mood today! Me: *すみません何 the fuck!?* ¯\_(0_o)_/¯ (Sumimasen Nani the fuck or in englisch Sorry what the fuck you all probably know that meme that was legit my answer)
@czha8329
3 жыл бұрын
Don't worry about your English, it's good enough to understand with ease so you're fine.
@somedudeslamp8508
5 жыл бұрын
My favorite line: *BOILED BABY EBOLA SOUP*
@eatoburrito8312
5 жыл бұрын
16:35 I can FEEL the quotation marks on the word CLIENT
@ythunter4288
4 жыл бұрын
Ah yes. My favorite line, “EXCUSE ME!?!?!!???!??”
@jacksonlittle2602
5 жыл бұрын
Am I the only person who had to rewind to hear the way he pronounced “Coraline”? Just me? Great video btw
@xxsun_childxx8805
5 жыл бұрын
your not the only one bro
@LunarOverdrive
5 жыл бұрын
Jokes on you, I read WHILE he narrates so that that doesn't happen. The more you know (Cue rainbow) (:
@boilandtoilandtrouble9178
5 жыл бұрын
Corah-leeeeene
@spacash9rek614
5 жыл бұрын
I'm sorta triggered
@nightmaresdrawnstudios8767
5 жыл бұрын
CORA-LINE NOT CORA-LEEN
@chknnugget3387
5 жыл бұрын
*Im too rich for entitled parents* *Yeah I have $16*
@angiemora7681
5 жыл бұрын
I'm rich, but I'll only send money if you include your puppy in your videos more often
@lindsaysheffield
5 жыл бұрын
Angie Mora we need puppy pics to go with bloopers! But maaan, imagine if he even got $1 for each thumbs up...
@silvermagpie1071
5 жыл бұрын
JK, just exposure.
@wolflover1412
5 жыл бұрын
Woof
@ii-goku-ii7278
4 жыл бұрын
waiter: hello ma'am what would you like to drink today? Em: uM dId YoU jUsT AsUmE mY gEnDeR
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