Damien: *sees Leicester* Damien: "Leekester" Leicester: "Am I a joke to you?"
@TomV-le9dw
5 жыл бұрын
Gaius Julius Caesar Germanicus lmaoooo I thought the same. England gang
@pasatebo
5 жыл бұрын
Leicester = hi sister but with a lisp
@izzythetrashposter5710
5 жыл бұрын
Give him a break. Nobody is perfect. It's not an easy word.
@izzythetrashposter5710
5 жыл бұрын
It's not his fault. Don't make fun of him
@xanpagebrown
5 жыл бұрын
@@izzythetrashposter5710 Leicester is easy compared to some out town/city names. Ever heard of Worcester?
@TrashyLilPanda
4 жыл бұрын
6:14 actually they're right "When an air bubble enters a vein, it's called a venous air embolism. When an air bubble enters an artery, it's called an arterial air embolism. These air bubbles can travel to your brain, heart, or lungs and cause a heart attack, stroke, or respiratory failure."
@AvalonDA
3 жыл бұрын
Moral of the story: don't be stupid enough to do inject any gas in your veins
@skyboxofficial
3 жыл бұрын
I was about to say the same thing
@soup854
3 жыл бұрын
there is a horror movie I saw (i forgot what one) that used this for a kill
@abigailc8829
3 жыл бұрын
@@soup854 I saw it in a fanfiction
@delcox8165
3 жыл бұрын
It seems regular now that one or two posts per Emkay video are made fun of when they were accurate or incorrectly mocked to begin with. The blind leading the blind while being told by the blind to watch where they're going.
@ionicdonkey7370
5 жыл бұрын
Utah woman arrested Florida man: Are you challenging me right now 1:11
@thefirstsin
4 жыл бұрын
🤣
@tayebaker3452
4 жыл бұрын
It also says 29/06/2019
@souly254
5 жыл бұрын
Damien: *sees a funny joke* Also Damien: *A S T H M A A T T A C K*
@mrbarefootbogan6254
5 жыл бұрын
I was born a cronic Asthmatic, plus I've been a heavy smoker for 10 years. Your comment Checks out ;)
@RiceEater-ly8kr
4 жыл бұрын
Mr Bare Foot Bogan disclaimer: smoking is *G A Y*
@Silly_Panini
4 жыл бұрын
B I G G A Y
@oatmeal6756
4 жыл бұрын
*W H E E Z E*
@diamondbacks960
4 жыл бұрын
This is not funny
@leilei12777
5 жыл бұрын
*word has more than 3 syllables* Damien: Wow, that’s a WORD
@LPSWeirdCow13
5 жыл бұрын
Word has only one syllable Don't judge me I don't know how to me funny
@RetroBlockade
5 жыл бұрын
LPSWeirdCow13 r/wooosh
@beansowles
5 жыл бұрын
@@RetroBlockade actually you shoyld be wooshed. If you understand what is said, its called a joke
@LPSWeirdCow13
5 жыл бұрын
@@RetroBlockade I understood their joke
@deathmachinestar
5 жыл бұрын
@@RetroBlockade its woooosh idiot
@Hoswari1
4 жыл бұрын
"if you put oxygen in a syringe and inject it in your veins, you die" normal person: "that's not how it works" me: "oh no i have too much dark knowledge."
@Appri
3 жыл бұрын
Inject oxygen into your veins and you WILL DIE. air bubbles in your bloodstream WILL GIVE YOU CARDIAC ARREST, or if it goes to your brain, cause permanent neural damage. Emkay should do his research.
@justsomeguywholikeswater3566
3 жыл бұрын
@@Appri I know right? That part seriously frustrated me like burh didn't your middle school teacher tell you this when you were studying biology
@Antonio-wh8lh
3 жыл бұрын
Gjififeimerjufrfjurje *embolism patient may get a stroke if there are air bubbles in the brain, other bad things happen too if they get to the heart and lungs
@pragatisingh6020
3 жыл бұрын
'whoa I know about air embolism I'm so dark and scary and different now please validate me'
@pragatisingh6020
3 жыл бұрын
@@Appri Lol someone's frustrated
@monamiina
5 жыл бұрын
damien: *makes a joke* also damien: *hYsTeRiCaL LaUgHINg*
@thehybridgamer779
5 жыл бұрын
It's because there not his jokes, he crops some of the jokes out and says them without giving credit his laugh is annoying, he doesn't get allot of stuff, he's a bit of a dickhead tbh
@nottengen9178
5 жыл бұрын
@@thehybridgamer779 Ok, if the jokes are stolen from reddit why tf is he gonna need to give credit to random people for their jokes (which he may not even steal) also i find his laugh entertaining and funny, thats all just personal preference of laughs though really. He doesnt come off as a dickhead really but i dont know him soooooooo idk, think what you want and so will I :)
@hyena4162
5 жыл бұрын
Dio Brando His laugh is just so fake
@lirosphere956
5 жыл бұрын
And you still watch it
@shrooman768
5 жыл бұрын
It's quite obviously fake.
@prettyrat.
5 жыл бұрын
Utah woman: “He has killed me, operator.” Operator: “What? You egg-“
@cottoneyejoe8285
5 жыл бұрын
-He stabbed him.
@jagm1365
5 жыл бұрын
-He stabbed him.
@Lanosrep
5 жыл бұрын
The Spongebob movie and 2 of the seasons are on Netflix
@GabrielsLogic
5 жыл бұрын
Really?
@pvpbot1139
5 жыл бұрын
its only in canada
@akone6935
5 жыл бұрын
Only in some country’s though like Uk and Canada
@GabrielsLogic
5 жыл бұрын
@@pvpbot1139 well frick
@suselek990
5 жыл бұрын
@@pvpbot1139 I have them in Poland lol
@purplemario6049
4 жыл бұрын
Enkay:"this is a work free drug place." Emkay:"I dont get it, what's GADS?"
@kuroyuki6254
4 жыл бұрын
I legit didn't get it either. I am disappointed in myself
@genericname42
4 жыл бұрын
I heard drug free work place :(
@ainatimateobject
3 жыл бұрын
He said drug free work place the first time
@rubyr0f
5 жыл бұрын
Damien's pronunciation of Leicester is the true facepalm here.
@ohmydinosare
5 жыл бұрын
Leek-ester. It's not too far from wor-ser-cor-chest-er-shire.
@rowanfernsler9725
5 жыл бұрын
nice.
@connorbower1205
5 жыл бұрын
KZitem says there’s only one reply I go to see what it is and there are actually three wtf KZitem
@oceanizzy
5 жыл бұрын
leekester mm yes leeks
@jackoblllllllll
5 жыл бұрын
english pronunciation is overall weird
@enricol.5659
5 жыл бұрын
Depression:I fear no man Depression: but that thing(Damien’s laugh) it scares me.
@yahooanswers7898
5 жыл бұрын
90% of r/facepalm is just the OP not getting a joke
@mattmatt1339
5 жыл бұрын
DeathStar456 so than you can post it to r/woooosh
@keegyweegy7803
5 жыл бұрын
Off brand r/whooosh
@gotenkstrunten7177
5 жыл бұрын
Thank u someone gets it
@thisisasupersayin376
5 жыл бұрын
@@mattmatt1339 Or better yet, r/facepalmfacepalm
@HaidaWay
5 жыл бұрын
R/woooshsuicide
@VespKata
3 жыл бұрын
damian: "i don't like feeling dumb" also damian at end cards: "god i'm so dumb"
@thebreakfastman4638
5 жыл бұрын
1:39 as a Christian, it annoys me how dumb other Christians can be.
@cait9719
5 жыл бұрын
Ben Vasquez ur not Christian Ur ben
@francisariwaodo318
5 жыл бұрын
Absolute facts
@Iliadic
5 жыл бұрын
Ikr? I'm a Christian as well and that infuriates me.
@ethanwilliams1872
5 жыл бұрын
It was satire, don’t feel bad.
@thebreakfastman4638
5 жыл бұрын
Ethan Williams k
@psycheaow
5 жыл бұрын
Hi (I sincerely apologize for not being fully advanced in the art of the American variant of the English language).
@bobbyjoe3833
5 жыл бұрын
Sneeper Snipes it oki
@amethystt727
5 жыл бұрын
Sorry for my bad english, but what does "hi" mean?
@aero5184
5 жыл бұрын
I feel your pain
@psycheaow
5 жыл бұрын
Generic Dragon Profile #8,215 It means that you are committing the act of greeting somebody, usually the abbreviation of hello.
@psycheaow
5 жыл бұрын
Doge Plays Thank you kind sir, my life goal is to inspire people with my poetry
@lukewaters2680
5 жыл бұрын
Leeksester: doesn't exist Emkay: I'm gonna create this mans career
@llamaboi2813
5 жыл бұрын
Millissa Ramsay I know
@xvDvx11
5 жыл бұрын
kidrobloxgamar 1234 lol think your missing the point mate
8:08 lol, British Netflix has had spongebob for ages and we still have every season of FRIENDS
@spamtongspamton9900
3 жыл бұрын
weird flex but ok
@ArcanineEspeon
5 жыл бұрын
I also thought -4° was a picture of a guy shitting... and didn't notice the issue with "Work Free Drug Place."
@pumpkineater5805
5 жыл бұрын
Arcanine-Espeon oh dear god I can’t unsee it.
@Yaboi27
5 жыл бұрын
r/dontdeadopeninside
@CookieKing.
5 жыл бұрын
Arcanine-Espeon About the drugs thing, the sign said " *work* free *drug place* " and not "drug free workplace"
@ArcanineEspeon
5 жыл бұрын
@@CookieKing. Dude...I know. I knew as soon as Damien pointed it out.
@CookieKing.
5 жыл бұрын
hm well my bad I thought it said something else than "didn't notice the issue" probably didn't pay enough attention to my reading
@tacosalesman7544
5 жыл бұрын
Emkay: Laughs **Nationwide depression rate drops to 0%**
@theangelofdarkness2903
5 жыл бұрын
Happiness levels:10000%
@hippsthehippo9804
5 жыл бұрын
Minecraft dogs who were once dead are alive again
@nature_now
5 жыл бұрын
Stolen comment
@katienguyen210
5 жыл бұрын
Hippsthehippo sven gains an extra life
@hippsthehippo9804
5 жыл бұрын
@@katienguyen210 *+69 lives* *plus 420 health*
@mantaholy6845
4 жыл бұрын
Damien: Leikester British people: 😵
@notimportant1659
4 жыл бұрын
Me: You fricking fricks
@ExDud
4 жыл бұрын
Da what
@trumpetskeleton1418
4 жыл бұрын
Not damian’s fault the spelling of that name is retarded
@idklike3210
4 жыл бұрын
GD 081z c are said as s most of the time.
@WhoThisMonkey
4 жыл бұрын
@mdx I'm sorry what?
@jackbishenden3386
4 жыл бұрын
Me: drawing, enjoying Emkay Damien: pronounces Leicester as "Lee-kest-er" Me: laughs so hard I put my pencil through my sketch paper by accident
@yes2074
4 жыл бұрын
Then cringe horrendously
@jackvanepps7301
3 жыл бұрын
F
@virgil6290
3 жыл бұрын
Is it pronounced leichester?
@jackbishenden3386
3 жыл бұрын
@@virgil6290 its pronounced Less-tuh
@thepodcastcrew1113
3 жыл бұрын
Was looking for this comment
@gray242
5 жыл бұрын
5:54 EmKay: Forgets to censor the news article so therefore they can see cuss words at the top KZitem: Ring Rong your Ad revenue is gone
@choppa8059
5 жыл бұрын
Mr.B_Button u cant even read it tho
@choppa8059
5 жыл бұрын
Mr.B_Button wait the middle one yes nvm
@p-_-1105
5 жыл бұрын
I was bout to say sum like that
@gray242
5 жыл бұрын
Thanks for 100 likes! 😃
@JovanLemon
5 жыл бұрын
911 operator: "How are you speaking to us?" Woman: "AT&T has started operating in both hell and heaven, therefore I am able to talk to you."
@CookinUpChaos
5 жыл бұрын
“Spongebob is not and will not ever be on Netflix” -Damien *curb your enthusiasm theme plays*
@timixl00
4 жыл бұрын
Your Homie Harris idk if the normal spongebob is on netflix but spongebob movies sure are. Also i really don’t know why i wanted to say this
@hamsoka5571
4 жыл бұрын
Spongebob is on Netflix tho
@Mrenderboyo
4 жыл бұрын
Wilde Things no its not
@hamsoka5571
4 жыл бұрын
Mrenderkid Productions yes it is, at least In Canada I’ve watched both seasons they have on Netflix
@WykeRowerMedia
4 жыл бұрын
It is in the uk
@IdiotPill
4 жыл бұрын
5:51 This...does put a smile on my face.
@BoboW.I.P
Жыл бұрын
I just imagine her face after seeing she made a huge mistake
@rjeyjasx
5 жыл бұрын
MK: its a 100° in my room Everyone thats not american: Wait hol up.
@f.b.i9305
5 жыл бұрын
I dont understand
@alanyang18
5 жыл бұрын
@@f.b.i9305 °F vs. °C
@davidsmith7752
5 жыл бұрын
@@f.b.i9305 Literally every country other than America uses Celsius (a much more reasonable measure of temperature) rather than Farenheit, where 100°C is the boiling point of water.
@f.b.i9305
5 жыл бұрын
@@davidsmith7752 ohhh
@davidsmith7752
5 жыл бұрын
@@f.b.i9305 0°C is the freezing point of water.
@callumdoolox6498
5 жыл бұрын
Person: Sharks are mammals and don’t lay eggs Great White Sharks: am I a joke to you?
@J4laYT
5 жыл бұрын
Who in the world said sharks are mammals
@renaxel
5 жыл бұрын
JalapenoOfWisdom person did
@clownoftheyear6957
5 жыл бұрын
The oxygen in the syringe one is true. It's called an air embolism
@naranciaisbestboi125
5 жыл бұрын
It can actually kill you if I'm not wrong.
@meddlinmegs
5 жыл бұрын
Orange Gopter Yeah, it triggers a heart attack because your heart can’t really tell the difference between a blood clot and a massive pocket of air.
@johannaweichsel3602
5 жыл бұрын
It takes a lot of air though, not just a few small bubbles. Like half a breath's worth of air or something like that.
@cottoneyejoe8285
5 жыл бұрын
@@johannaweichsel3602 I thought it only took 1 small bubble, since doctors always have to flick the needle
@comiccorner1015
5 жыл бұрын
Yea
@unironicnamehere3180
3 жыл бұрын
"1056 POUNDS 99 CENTS" I am in pieces right now
@firstnamelastname5435
5 жыл бұрын
Sponge bob is actually on Netflix... in Portugal. You could get a nord vpn or whatever and put your location in Portugal so you can watch it
@skeletonsigh3790
5 жыл бұрын
firstname lastname It’s on Netflix here in Canada, too. I’m watching it rn
@tw3397
5 жыл бұрын
In Germany too
@RayMcAnal
5 жыл бұрын
And Ireland
@tamarasworldofficial4914
5 жыл бұрын
Its also in Netflix Philippines.
@Larcona_
5 жыл бұрын
Netflix detects vpns
@Trainline5000
5 жыл бұрын
American: Sees Leicester L E E K E S T E R Every Brit watching this: *facepalm*
@sambenyamin
5 жыл бұрын
Not just Brits...
@drsajix
5 жыл бұрын
Came here looking for this
@Nicsmithsa
5 жыл бұрын
R/facepalm-seption
@joelharrison9563
5 жыл бұрын
Looks like the jokes on you, I'm from Leekester and we are a very well known city, famous for Leeks and our red cheese, Red Leekester
@Cretaceous_Bricks
5 жыл бұрын
@@joelharrison9563 I laughed too hard at this
@naturecat727
4 жыл бұрын
0:49 Damien: „It‘s like 100 degrees in my room.“ Me, a european: *confused screaming* EDIT: It's supposed to be a joke, guys. Calm tf down!
@aliefrusman7621
4 жыл бұрын
Me, an asian :.....
@orim8849
4 жыл бұрын
s ame
@Soul9Knight
4 жыл бұрын
Nah it just sounds like an exaggeration it's probably like 35 degrees
@PvPMasterX
4 жыл бұрын
@@Soul9Knight it is in Fahrenheit, so about 38 degree Celsius
@foquitajeej2399
4 жыл бұрын
Pepole in Brasil:k
@slimetunes
4 жыл бұрын
"liking another girl's meme's is cheating!" then fuck when G+ was active i was cheating with hundreds of girls with that logic
@p-_-1105
5 жыл бұрын
Damien: *makes a video about r/facepalm* Me: realizes that at 5:54 he forgets to censor the f word Also Me: lemme just screenshot this and put it on r/facepalm
@erin7014
5 жыл бұрын
Dang it I was gonna do that!!
@TheGoldenDunsparce
5 жыл бұрын
I don't even see the f word here...
@kidtea
5 жыл бұрын
@@TheGoldenDunsparce the center of the screen
@nathanaelmalm5641
5 жыл бұрын
Nah put it on r/oopsdidntmeanto and pretend it fits there
@zeko3094
5 жыл бұрын
5:15 you pronounced Leicester wrong just like man Jerome's, the ice is silent
@CFox_
5 жыл бұрын
so...., "lee-ster" ?
@zombi2896
5 жыл бұрын
@@CFox_ le-ster
@zeko3094
5 жыл бұрын
@@CFox_ without the additional e
@Jeffrey-Epstein
5 жыл бұрын
Yep its l e s t e r
@hwinangkoso
5 жыл бұрын
Less-terrrrrr
@jameson1239
5 жыл бұрын
6:15 i means there not wrong you would die if you injected oxygen into your blood stream also we have sponge bob on Netflix in Canada
@skidward5225
5 жыл бұрын
Is Spongebob actually on Netflix in Canada?
@zuruh
5 жыл бұрын
France does too lol
@jameson1239
5 жыл бұрын
PHD Flopper yes season 5 and 6
@jameson1239
5 жыл бұрын
So it seems everywhere but the US has sponge bob on Netflix hahahahaha
@anniebellemiller2986
5 жыл бұрын
Thats it... we are storming Canada, not area 51!
@knightofarkronia8652
3 жыл бұрын
1:25 Ok, as a Christian myself, I have to be honest; that is one of the stupidest things that I have ever read.
@levity1047
4 жыл бұрын
Leicester is pronounced “lester”
@drayiskewl
4 жыл бұрын
That is too many letters to be two syllables. I hate being American. Lol. We are frowned upon aren't we lol.
@taylorc5_gameplay228
4 жыл бұрын
Audrey AT 100% yes
@AnnaLogueMemes
4 жыл бұрын
R\wooooooooooooosh
@NoName-rb3vp
4 жыл бұрын
i read lysester
@brotatochip7001
4 жыл бұрын
Audrey AT you know if your pronunciation wasn’t so damned stupid, maybe some of us could get it right.
@maxrobson2755
4 жыл бұрын
Damien: "spongebob will never be on netflix" Netflix: "Starts playing giornos theme"
@jeek3452
4 жыл бұрын
This is a reference, i can feel it
@maxrobson2755
4 жыл бұрын
@@jeek3452 OHHH NOOOO
@StultoTheProto
4 жыл бұрын
69 likes
@sk4rf991
4 жыл бұрын
Korega.. a kid's place, da.
@Bumblebee2361
4 жыл бұрын
"I, netflix, have a dream..."
@kemikum6634
5 жыл бұрын
Emkay: minus 1056 pounds and 99 cents Me: Wait, you can’t do that
@lilfrontgarden
4 жыл бұрын
Words: Leicester. Damien: leekester.
@feqbrony8989
4 жыл бұрын
"For the last time, ma'am, your husband didn't kill you." "Oh, yeah? Prove it!"
@sebastianseba5285
5 жыл бұрын
I hear a 25 year old and a 16 year old at the same time
@itschewsday5252
5 жыл бұрын
Me before Damien uploads: :( Me when Damien uploads: :)
@masterhawk3147
4 жыл бұрын
My art teacher thought Africa was a country
@AMFenech
5 жыл бұрын
Hearing that pronunciation of Leicester was... interesting... Also, Spongebob is on Netflix
@charlesdolling5403
5 жыл бұрын
What, since when??
@ForumcoldiArchon
5 жыл бұрын
@@charlesdolling5403 recently added due to the post (they would have done even without)
@Emisop
5 жыл бұрын
I just went onto my Netflix account and no. Spongebob is not on Netflix.
@AMFenech
5 жыл бұрын
@@Emisop it is for me? Is it like a region thing?
@AMFenech
5 жыл бұрын
@Conrad 306 England mate
@PentaromaLMA0
5 жыл бұрын
The way this man Laugh's is just *p e r f e c t*
@hippsthehippo9804
5 жыл бұрын
Petition for Damien to make a ASMR of him laughing for an hour
@joonaporkka1770
5 жыл бұрын
no . sry
@A1_Deb
5 жыл бұрын
that's not how ASMR works lol
@joonaporkka1770
5 жыл бұрын
@@A1_Deb Yes it does because laugh can trigger Autonomous Meritian Sensory responses... not sure if i spelled right
@C1_Droid
4 жыл бұрын
8:09 Damien: spong bob will never be on Netflix One eternity later Spong bob is on Netflix
@tseye2478
4 жыл бұрын
as seen on YT true
@cheetochix7809
5 жыл бұрын
This kid my cousin’s high school thought we lived inside the earth.....and she thought every time we go outside we go outer space.....she thought this for 17 years....
@leilei12777
5 жыл бұрын
I swear Damien’s laugh adds 5 years to my lifespan every time I hear it
@nina5158
5 жыл бұрын
God damn i have to stop watching his videos then
@jamesenglish3031
5 жыл бұрын
Laykesta
@Kumquat_Lord
5 жыл бұрын
6:13 it will absolutely kill you. That's called an "air embolism"
@nathanaelmalm5641
5 жыл бұрын
@Thi-Antra Chirasarn then it'd be r/woooosh
@Buhllake
5 жыл бұрын
@Thi-Antra Chirasarn its r/facepalm because of the anti-vaxxers comment. The broccoli and oxygen comments were both jokes made towards the anti-vaxxers logic.
@abbypennington9274
5 жыл бұрын
Oh big brain 300IQ time here
@Artimusk
5 жыл бұрын
oof that's what I said.
@Artimusk
5 жыл бұрын
My friend had told me about it and looked into it. Air traveling and blocking an artery in your brain is detrimental. Now that I think about it there must be a lot of people who inject themselves without knowing that and accidentally kill themselves.
@user-pl4ze9tc1b
3 жыл бұрын
5:45 I actually felt bad for that person (the one who was cursing) They were just excited hope there doing ok
@DakotaofRaptors
Жыл бұрын
Idk sounded like they needed a bit of humility thrown their way
@chhvloe
5 жыл бұрын
When Damien Double Posts Two Days In A Row: *Happy Noises*
@GothBoyUK
5 жыл бұрын
Leicester is pronounced Lester, just for future reference. Love you Damo, big time. X
@meteormashup8497
5 жыл бұрын
The British city of leekester
@ScaredCat4
5 жыл бұрын
I died when he said that
@neovo903
5 жыл бұрын
yep
@danielfield2570
5 жыл бұрын
I bet every Brit died when he absolutely butchered that pronunciation tbh
@izzpotseye8521
5 жыл бұрын
My home and city leekester
@nomadicmussel2879
5 жыл бұрын
'LEEKESTER'?!?!?! ITS LESTER Edit: the pronunciation that is
@izzythetrashposter5710
5 жыл бұрын
it's not an easy word
@Red-rr3ku
5 жыл бұрын
wow nobody cares about how he said cents when it was p
@its_mlik
5 жыл бұрын
It's pronounced Lester? Good to know, cuz I've been pronouncing it as lie sester
@diablorises
5 жыл бұрын
Everybody wants to down Americans for using the imperial system, but the Europeans have some pretty unpronouncable words...... There's got to be a middle ground somewhere.
@petermarsella6537
5 жыл бұрын
@@TheBurntFish453 Tl;Dr, British words are difficult to pronounce, everybody is chill except the people telling us to chill normally I say this as a joke, but this time I actually can confirm. A large number of words/towns are near impossible to pronounce. "Worcestershire" is one such example. One might think this is easy, just by looking at it, but it's one of the most mispronounced words I'm aware of. But I would like to also comment on the "chill it's not an easy word to pronounce" argument. We are being very chill. Both me and most comments correcting his pronunciation of "Leicester". Hell, even I pronounced that wrong before reading some of the comments here and I will probably make the mistake out of habit.
@Liam-ze6ex
4 жыл бұрын
The way he said Leicester tho
@nikothomas6660
5 жыл бұрын
As an Englishman the pronunciation of Leicester as “leekester” caused me physical pain. Great video though.
@quinnkelly1797
5 жыл бұрын
Imagine he attempts Gloucestershire lmao
@relief1475
5 жыл бұрын
Or a pronunciation of any Welsh area
@nikothomas6660
5 жыл бұрын
@@relief1475 nobody can pronounce the names of welsn towns. not even welsh people.
@relief1475
5 жыл бұрын
@@nikothomas6660 ahh welcome to Gc7fyofpvdxufjggjdo we are famous for our amazing stuff
@Eyeball44
5 жыл бұрын
Ik me too I was born there
@lt.kermit82
4 жыл бұрын
Why don’t we freeze oxygen so when ice melts it’s releases o2 later “Oh it’s big brain time”
@lucario774pika
4 жыл бұрын
Dude, LIQUID oxygen is extremely dangerous. Only trained professionals are allowed to even be near the stuff. Saying it's very volatile is a massive understatement. The stuff is used to make rocket fuel. How dangerous do you think FROZEN oxygen would be?
@cXrMedia
4 жыл бұрын
Lucario774 Pika idk i breathe oxygen probs would be dead by now
@cXrMedia
4 жыл бұрын
Lieutenant General Bear Dog it’s. a joke
@ProtocolAbyss
4 жыл бұрын
Lucario774 Pika R/wooosh
@sadCasserole
4 жыл бұрын
@@lucario774pika bruh
@duchi882
5 жыл бұрын
*That moment* when Pewds accidentally killed Peepee Poopoo with the thing that was about to heal him
@crackingkraken242
5 жыл бұрын
That moment when you make a pewdiepie reference in a completely different youtubers comment section Like an ass hat
@rubyr0f
5 жыл бұрын
@@crackingkraken242 they mean it's a facepalm
@g0ffm0thh
5 жыл бұрын
@@crackingkraken242 that moment you put down another person's comment without anything else to contribute instead of just ignoring it :)
@charlottejansen2349
3 жыл бұрын
Damien's two-layered laughter is absolutely amazing.
@voodoo_kenzie9581
5 жыл бұрын
4:33 oh well at least it looks like he’s got charcoal now
@N1ght2098
5 жыл бұрын
8:43-9:15 So we're not gonna talk about the stupidity of this?
@blisqo5276
5 жыл бұрын
Nope
@erierierierierie
5 жыл бұрын
No we're not
@N1ght2098
5 жыл бұрын
@Lil Firbit same
@forthelasttime4005
5 жыл бұрын
It is cheating, though
@sleepyote
5 жыл бұрын
If I ever feel like I'm a bad partner, I at least know I'm nothing like she is.
@jacksch0ey
5 жыл бұрын
emkay i’m sorry to say that’s not how you pronounce “leicester” - it’s “leh-ster” not “lee-kester”
@jacksch0ey
5 жыл бұрын
most americans say it like that or “lye-chester”. same with worcester sauce, it’s pronounced “wuh-ster”
@dipwob
4 жыл бұрын
one thousand and fifty six pounds and ninety nine cents. the entire uk: *visible confusion*
@danielnewell843
5 жыл бұрын
Steve Jobs was about two months old when Albert Einstein died. So, Steve Jobs must be pretty good.
@angelhunni
5 жыл бұрын
I'm watching currently while spongebob is currently on Netflix . (You lied you poopoo)
@bruhwhat.
5 жыл бұрын
Olivia Chen what?
@nanos1267
5 жыл бұрын
It's only available in certain countries, I think Damien is in America which doesn't have it.
@danielp.3148
5 жыл бұрын
In Germany we only have the first movie
@mariojumpman2193
5 жыл бұрын
@@danielp.3148 Same here in the Netherlands 😕
@bombergamer2397
5 жыл бұрын
Olivia Chen it’s called us Netflix and Canadian Netflix they have bobs burgers we have spongebob
@shonuff6768
5 жыл бұрын
This image has given me the ability to kill
@akumaszn
5 жыл бұрын
Which one
@Jarkkokyy
5 жыл бұрын
@@akumaszn yes
@akumaszn
5 жыл бұрын
@@Jarkkokyy thanks
@asherhovell
4 жыл бұрын
8:09 Heck yeah, that's why spongebobs on Netflix. You're WRONG Damien, we win.
@thatenglishidiot
4 жыл бұрын
Damien: leecester hospital Me: angry British noises
@LhytSix
4 жыл бұрын
Just going to say, I first laughed, then cringed, then *angry British noises*
@impossiblehanley2212
4 жыл бұрын
It is your fault for having a stupid pronounciation
@potato31415
4 жыл бұрын
Well you are speaking *their* language
@1701spacecadet
4 жыл бұрын
Also 1056 Pounds and 99 CENTS?? *Infuriated British noises*
@1701spacecadet
4 жыл бұрын
@@impossiblehanley2212 erm...have you looked at some names of American cities? Looks like someone got high AF then hit the Scrabble tiles!
@SFTMKW
5 жыл бұрын
I LOVE YOU DAMIEN BUT LEICESTER IS PRONOUNCED "LESTER" AND NOT "LEEKESTER" i understand the mispronunciation, english city names can be kinda out there
@Eueueyw
5 жыл бұрын
Tbh there’s no indication that it’s pronounced that way, like how Alnwick is pronounced “Annick” for some fucking reason
@nina5158
5 жыл бұрын
What the hecc
@FinestBritishTea
5 жыл бұрын
@@Eueueyw thats cuz the north is retarded ngl
@FinestBritishTea
5 жыл бұрын
@@Eueueyw just england is drunk
@DissedRedEngie
5 жыл бұрын
@@Eueueyw kinda like corps is pronounced like core instead of corpse. Or colonel is pronounced like kernel.
@baconzz
5 жыл бұрын
Antivax kids: Outta the womb into the tomb
@diablorises
5 жыл бұрын
@mr theawesome no.
@alexxx1841
4 жыл бұрын
r/cursedcomments
@humanactivities5249
4 жыл бұрын
They just give birth in a coffin to save time
@baconzz
4 жыл бұрын
@@humanactivities5249 Agreed
@crazybread1171
4 жыл бұрын
The way he says Leicester “leekester” it’s said like lester
@yes2074
4 жыл бұрын
Big Cringe
@Reixuria
5 жыл бұрын
A girl said in my class What is Asia This is year 8 (grade 7) Later on she said Where is scotland.... Being a geography lover this infuriates me But when it comes to tik tok and celebrities she has an entire bible chapter about them
@captain_khaos
5 жыл бұрын
@Lil_Synergy oh you absolute madlad
@izzya5706
5 жыл бұрын
Bible chapters aren't that long... The Bible consists of "books" which consists of chapters which have verses
@diablorises
5 жыл бұрын
@@izzya5706 there's a few chapters in there that have some decent length to them. I think one good example of that would either be Psalms or Job. I can't remember right off hand tho.
@diablorises
5 жыл бұрын
@@captain_khaos r/madlads maybe??
@Reixuria
5 жыл бұрын
Lil_Synergy *trump voice* You’re not supposed to do that
Related note: Worcester is pronounced "Woo-ster" (or "Woo-stah" if you're from South Boston) and "Worcestershire" (like the sauce) is "Woo-ster-shur."
@lamebrothers1621
5 жыл бұрын
Izzy L You mean lester?
@miaosov
5 жыл бұрын
I've been pronouncing it "ly-chester" heh whoops
@izzyl2916
5 жыл бұрын
@@lamebrothers1621 nah not quite
@smartmars603
5 жыл бұрын
I thought it was, "*lie*-kester" thank you for clarifying.
@katy7355
4 жыл бұрын
The way he pronounced Leicester killed me a bit inside
@haroldinhoo1655
4 жыл бұрын
I literally got surprised af
@shahadfazil6985
4 жыл бұрын
Is it pronounced lesster?
@oliorum
4 жыл бұрын
Shahad fazil yes
@handysamoan8304
3 жыл бұрын
As soon as he said "stop mowing your lawn, I'm making a video!" my dad was mowing the lawn.
@juney6577
5 жыл бұрын
You saying leek-ester when talking about Leicester gives me life
@michealsweeny3610
5 жыл бұрын
The best part of the day is your uploads your laugh makes all stress melt away
@Deathray5005
5 жыл бұрын
3:30 was a joke. Putting it on r/facepalm is just a "Wooosh" moment.
@billiondollar8988
5 жыл бұрын
Giorno Giovanna jojo
@janeferraren
5 жыл бұрын
r/itswooooshwithfouro's
@richardm.5205
5 жыл бұрын
Muda muda...muda?
@baconzz
5 жыл бұрын
r/ok
@theguynexttoyou3264
5 жыл бұрын
r/woosh happy now?
@aaaj.1141
3 жыл бұрын
I'm dead 😂. Walked outside about to mow my lawn as someone else is already mowing their's. Then Damien comes in like. "Hey quit your mowing." 😂😂😂 Perfect timing
@Aria_Morningstar
5 жыл бұрын
9:44 But how is that a face palm, that happens. It really does.
@baraenjoyer5073
5 жыл бұрын
I mean, doing it to their date wouldn't be ok either
@Aria_Morningstar
5 жыл бұрын
@@baraenjoyer5073 exactly, so I don't see how its a facepalm
@mdnght5592
5 жыл бұрын
: Espeon : Because the dumbasses that made the ad thinks that raping your date while unconscious is fine? What I don’t get is how you don’t
@sammer1097
5 жыл бұрын
@@mdnght5592 You have clearly misunderstood the sign. They are not in any way trying to justify rape and there is nothing dumb about it. Unconsciousness never even came up; they are saying that incest is inexcusable. I don't see how you could possibly have interpreted it the way you did. The ad is no facepalm.
@dantebingham6043
5 жыл бұрын
EmKay: Lek ester Leicester: Am i a joke you Btw its pronounced lester
@alastairsmith4339
5 жыл бұрын
It's pronounces "Lester"
@dantebingham6043
5 жыл бұрын
@@alastairsmith4339 ta im on about lecestershire
@alastairsmith4339
5 жыл бұрын
@@dantebingham6043 that's still "Lestershire"
@nottengen9178
5 жыл бұрын
I live in leicester (dont Ddos me plz) and it hurt when i heard "leek ester" like, it really hurt.
@waffles6280
5 жыл бұрын
1:43 It's obvious they just don't want the French.
@shtevemclaren1570
3 жыл бұрын
The fact he said Leicester as Leek-es-ter cracked me up
@lardass42069
5 жыл бұрын
6:13 sorry but imma have to correct you. Assuming that the oxygen was in a gaseous state if injected could lead to a heart attack, killing whoever injected said oxygen into the bloodstream. Even if it’s nitrogen, carbon dioxide, etc. If any gas gets into the bloodstream, it will kill whoever injected it. Also maybe don’t put me on r/ithinkimsmart I just wanted to correct somethings
@kelvinmann7993
5 жыл бұрын
Some things*
@devilsknight
5 жыл бұрын
How would it kill whoever injected it??
@lardass42069
5 жыл бұрын
Devils Knight By introducing a gas into the bloodstream it interrupts the heard when passing through a valve. The valves are used to pump liquids, not air. When this happens it will stop the flow of blood causing the person to go into shock due to a heart attack. That’s why in movies and such you see surgeons or athletes that are using steroids squirt some out in order to keep any gas out of their bloodstream
@sherylplemon9467
5 жыл бұрын
Injecting air into the bloodstream can cause "air embolism" which is like air bubbles in the blood stream. It can simulate a heart attack or stroke. It's not guaranteed to kill you, but it's not safe either.
@devilsknight
5 жыл бұрын
@@lardass42069 Still not explaining how its ganna kill whoever injects it. Example: If i inject it into someone else (im the who). Hows it goin to kill me? There are thousands of valves in the blood stream. They dont pump anything!
@dagoop6281
5 жыл бұрын
Plz stop Damian my phone needs to charge please it’s 4 percent
@rodmunduruca2587
5 жыл бұрын
Nicholas Vlogs bruh
@dagoop6281
5 жыл бұрын
Ok it’s 63 percent now thank u
@patrick-up1409
5 жыл бұрын
@@dagoop6281 bruh
@LucDaMan4
5 жыл бұрын
69 likes
@aguccislide6132
5 жыл бұрын
Lucas Mackel nice
@usele22_reptile69
5 жыл бұрын
2:25 "1056 *pounds* and 99 *_cents._* Pence, my dude. Cents are American 😂 Pretty ironic, isn't it?
@diablorises
5 жыл бұрын
Dollars and cents. Better than Pounds Sterling. Murica! Git er done! Whiskey!
@drayiskewl
4 жыл бұрын
'MURICA *gun shots* *eagle screech*
@MENLoVER3K
4 жыл бұрын
Damien : I Have A Big Brain And I'm Not Afraid To Use It Also Damien : I Dunno, I'm A Dumb Man
@kadlando6492
5 жыл бұрын
6:10 actually that hiw it works Too much air and the blood vessel wont have enough space for both blood and air thefore resulting in death or some serious problems Ps: dont correct me if im wrong lol
@spookispoopi6840
4 жыл бұрын
(It’s called an air embolism, it blocks the blood flow and it causes cardiac arrest or just cuts off blood flow to the brain and will inevitably kill you.)
@spookispoopi6840
4 жыл бұрын
The minimum cc’s for it to happen would be 10cc
@saulgoodmangaming8075
4 жыл бұрын
disadadi saline
@MrAnt-sf2sk
4 жыл бұрын
Damian: spongebob will never be on Netflix Nickelodeon and Netflix: I’m gonna stop you right there
@mohamedelseidy6904
5 жыл бұрын
1:14 there was actually a 4 year old who got stabbed(he’s ok) by his dad and call 911 and told them that his dad killed him with a knife. He genuinely thought he was dead
@daashazireael6613
5 жыл бұрын
Poor baby
@electricheisenberg5723
4 жыл бұрын
Him: spongbob isn’t on Netflix! Me: it’s been here for the last billion years dude, I watched it so many times I just fall asleep in the first few minutes
@mitty9109
4 жыл бұрын
"Spongebob will never be on Netflix" But it is, Damien
@yespls8281
5 жыл бұрын
I love the fact that the NASA story was real. I tought it was a joke or something.
@hokage1997
5 жыл бұрын
Ikr. Furries even facepalmed at it when she first posted it XD
@verycool1132
5 жыл бұрын
@@hokage1997 Furries are mentally ill.
@dracomeister7684
5 жыл бұрын
Very Cool nice profile pick Furry
@verycool1132
5 жыл бұрын
@@dracomeister7684 Sorry if this is a dumb question, is that a joke?
@joeyknight8272
5 жыл бұрын
@@verycool1132 you're a furry
@no_one01-5
5 жыл бұрын
3:15 Damien.. I got a gut feeling, that's r/woooshed from you. And.. 6:15 Yes, that's how it works. It's called air embolism.
@MiniMii550
3 жыл бұрын
That moment when EmKay IS the r/facepalm at the end
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