"Everyone wants to support homosexuality but no-one wants to be one." That's like the biggest bruh moment I've ever seen
@iced_berries5798
3 жыл бұрын
I know the secret to why you’re everywhere. THERES MULTIPLE OF THEM
@grease1224
3 жыл бұрын
Just Some Guy without a Mustache im this early for one of your comments 💀💀💀💀
@raveern6171
3 жыл бұрын
@Just Some Guy without a Mustache Oh it's you again :00
@kaiwut
3 жыл бұрын
Everyone wants to support the homeless but no one wants to be one
@Hyreia
3 жыл бұрын
Yup. And that's why there's pride parades. It's a reaction to a sense of shame and being told gay people are lesser. It's to instill pride for something for something their own families might find embarrassing. The amount of times I've heard people say they support "the gays" but 110% want to make it clear that they aren't gay at all, seriously no homo, is ridiculous.
@mohamedashraf1770
3 жыл бұрын
“Where was homosexuality two decades back? Nowhere to be seen.” Ancient Greeks:
@ImLiterallySoup
3 жыл бұрын
historians: they were just friend 😀
@stargazer1998
3 жыл бұрын
Isn’t it intriguing that they accepted being attracted to the same gender centuries ago, then it became looked down upon, and it’s finally starting to be accepted again? Damn, humanity was bad in the “between-time” as I’m calling it now
@HolyChurchofForbiddenTexts
3 жыл бұрын
There was an ancient army called the sacred band with only gay soilders and being gay was seen as manly
@hazelunderwood7573
3 жыл бұрын
@@stargazer1998 It is and the more I think about your comment, the more I facepalm.
@stargazer1998
3 жыл бұрын
@@hazelunderwood7573 why
@superwhatevergamin9634
3 жыл бұрын
"If this is about pointlessly suing someone, it's probably America." Me, an American: No... Probably doesn't seem like the right word... "Most likely" is more accurate.
@ShibuNub3305
3 жыл бұрын
Just remove the word in between “It’s” and “America”
@funpersonakaebw1110
3 жыл бұрын
As soon as I'm 18, Imma move to Canada.
@smileysatanson3404
3 жыл бұрын
i think the word is 100% probability, least from what i've heard
@indianapeacock8919
3 жыл бұрын
Ok, so, I also took CPR and I do t know about America as a whole, but in Michigan they have a law preventing people to sue if a rib or something is broken when doing compressions.
@funpersonakaebw1110
3 жыл бұрын
@@indianapeacock8919 thats good. Someone should not be punished for saving your life.
@cablekcub8222
3 жыл бұрын
I can confirm that you can’t be sued for breaking someone’s rib doing CPR as long as you’re certified
@theavector6482
3 жыл бұрын
Mmmm finally an excuse to break ribs
@cablekcub8222
3 жыл бұрын
@@theavector6482 it's best to roast them first
@etsybarney
3 жыл бұрын
@@theavector6482 Make sure the flesh isn't damaged. It would ruin the quality of the meal.
@theblasteffect4499
3 жыл бұрын
@@etsybarney 🤮
@izzytwizzy6255
3 жыл бұрын
This is cursed
@SupremeLeaderKimJong-un
3 жыл бұрын
Not only there's a Jack, there's also a password called "mmmkay". Ah perfection
@BobiMcBob
3 жыл бұрын
kim my man
@leonpeonleon
3 жыл бұрын
Everywhere I go. I see him.
@BobiMcBob
3 жыл бұрын
@Tommy Nguyen i gave him my liver
@Rororishin
3 жыл бұрын
@@BobiMcBob *O h*
@Bruh-hq1hx
3 жыл бұрын
@@BobiMcBobok clone made from bin laden and obama
@zexionfan15
3 жыл бұрын
"Man sentenced to death after failed suicide attempt." Task failed successfully?
@MonsieurLizard
3 жыл бұрын
I wonder if he thank them?
@davidkozu_mozu
2 жыл бұрын
nah fam task successfully failed
@augustomoreira7441
2 жыл бұрын
Task failed succesfully.
@pineforest1442
2 жыл бұрын
Now I really want to watch software gore for some reason.
@demoonmunkay
3 жыл бұрын
As a person who wears glasses I can’t facepalm without hurting myself. That said I had to remove my glasses and massage my eyeballs alot during this video.
@kaitlyn3168
3 жыл бұрын
Same. Lol
@ethicscommitteememberremin4666
2 жыл бұрын
As a person who doesn't wear glasses, yikes. I just loudly seethe!
@Ultimate_Dadzawa
2 жыл бұрын
the universal sign of a headache
@Ultimate_Dadzawa
2 жыл бұрын
@@ethicscommitteememberremin4666 nah if im honest the eyeball massage is more expressive because you have to push up your glasses or take them off and it looks like you just gave the smart kid a headache from your stupid question
@EmeraldGames101
2 жыл бұрын
i kinda just avoid my glasses and dont even touch them when i face palm i dont know how to explain it
@ebreshea
3 жыл бұрын
The first time I tried to watch Stranger Things, I accidentally set the language to "audio description" and I was like man this is really strange they weren't lying.
@ItsProTimeBro
3 жыл бұрын
Ok thats funny even if it didnt actually happen
@slendveny7191
3 жыл бұрын
@@ItsProTimeBro bruh
@ItsProTimeBro
3 жыл бұрын
@@slendveny7191 what
@slendveny7191
3 жыл бұрын
@@ItsProTimeBro chill
@ItsProTimeBro
3 жыл бұрын
@@slendveny7191 i litterally just said what
@instinctbrosgaming9699
3 жыл бұрын
12:27 In America, if you were trying to save somebody's life, you could not be sued for any injuries sustained as a result because of the Good Samaritan Act.
@his-sa-yots2692
3 жыл бұрын
Neat
@Mamorufumio
3 жыл бұрын
yeah not going to stop a karen from sueing someone for doing that if they broke a rib.
@zacm.2342
3 жыл бұрын
@@Mamorufumio it wouldn't stop them _trying_, but it would stop them
@andriesuxred2154
3 жыл бұрын
I Just learned that from Film Theory
@localinsurrectionistmember7937
3 жыл бұрын
Oooh I'll break karens arm, try to help her, then put her down! Genius! Thank You Good Sir!
@LostInTheInternet93
3 жыл бұрын
Actually we have a set of laws in the US called the "Good Samaritan Law" that protects people from being sued for preforming life saving acts.
@valerierodger7700
3 жыл бұрын
Not exactly. First, the laws vary by state - who is protected and in what circumstances varies. Second, Good Samaritan laws provide a defense, but don't necessarily prevent you from being sued. You can still be sued, and have to prove that what you did was acceptable under the law, reasonable in the circumstances, etc.
@querceusaspeaker6727
3 жыл бұрын
@@valerierodger7700 Correct.
@H.G.Halberd
3 жыл бұрын
...only if the suing person isnt rich...
@jaguar_8344
3 жыл бұрын
Sebastian Manson it also legally requires you to report a crime if you see one, or you are an accessory after the fact.
@BananaWasTaken
3 жыл бұрын
Sebastian Manson I’ve seen the game theory episode, I get what you’re talking about
@adface2487
3 жыл бұрын
"Sorry to all of you German speakers" Um I'm German and that really offended me, expect a lawsuit because that's considered animal abuse. :/ Lmfao.
@thelocalnecromancer1224
3 жыл бұрын
OK
@Tylorean
3 жыл бұрын
I’m a german too, and i liked that accent, but it’s kinda racist. But i don’t care
@ENCSoulz
2 жыл бұрын
@@Tylorean It wasn’t even close to being racist. He wad judging or acting unfair to anyone based on race. He was just doing an accent for a joke
@hosneara6541
3 жыл бұрын
all those people who say I cAnT BrEaThE just really annoy because i am a ten year old with asthma yet i STILL wear a mask even though after sometime i struggle to breathe
@ShibuNub3305
3 жыл бұрын
Good lad right here.
@adithganesh1091
3 жыл бұрын
Good man
@weirdgaming996
3 жыл бұрын
Same right here
@weirdgaming996
3 жыл бұрын
@Low Quality Polnareff I’m ten I have severe asthma
@wesleywilcox8829
3 жыл бұрын
I’m 13 and the same
@mespencer9607
3 жыл бұрын
Also, yes you can’t be sued in America for trying to save a life due to the Good Samaritan Law passed in like October 1998 or something like that.
@AiolosTTV
3 жыл бұрын
There will be always someone trying to sue u anyway though
@NightmareValiant
3 жыл бұрын
Yes thats correct. They can try but I dont think itd get approved
@starrynightgacha2431
3 жыл бұрын
But... You're SUPPOSED to break ribs while doing CPR... That means you're pressing deep enough... I was taught that if the person walked away with broken ribs, you probably saved their life...
@cheshireset3472
3 жыл бұрын
The exception to this would be using the technique when it isn't needed. Example: doing cpr on someone who is unconscious and not breathing but still has a pulse.
@Nyghtking
3 жыл бұрын
Yup, the reason why happened in china I believe, basically they didn't have that law, maybe they still don't, so a person tried to save someone, I can't remember what they were saving them from, and they got sued by the person they saved, the result was something like when a child fell in the street for a reason I can't remember, no one came to help because they were afraid of getting sued by the parents, and the child ended up dying. If people are afraid you'll sue them for helping then they probably won't help you when you need it.
@claudiaborges8406
3 жыл бұрын
*“Punch a wall in the hole”* I AM NEVER GONNA SAY “FIRE IN THE HOLE” EVER AGAIN WHENEVER I THROW A GRENADE IN A VIDEOGAME
@lawsonkrii3665
3 жыл бұрын
Why
@c.edithherrera8692
3 жыл бұрын
What
@lawsonkrii3665
3 жыл бұрын
Why punch hole
@forecastlotus3899
3 жыл бұрын
I'm either not far in yet or I'm missing something why exactly won't you do this
@claudiaborges8406
3 жыл бұрын
Pay attention guys, it’s obvious... enough
@emsgachauniverseo-o6293
3 жыл бұрын
8:49. She LITERALLY just changed clothes... that’s what made her a missing person. Changing. Clothes. CHANGING! CLOTHES! CHANG-
@blueaxolots
3 жыл бұрын
I can SMELL your frustration lol.
@ShibuNub3305
3 жыл бұрын
I feel like if I keep reading this you’re just gonna pop out of my phone and strangle me
@Nyghtking
3 жыл бұрын
No one looks good in the situation, her for not knowing they were looking for her, and everyone else for apparently not knowing what the person they were looking for even looked like.
@emsgachauniverseo-o6293
3 жыл бұрын
I did not expect any likes or comments 😃😅
@cosmicofthestars3095
3 жыл бұрын
i can ✨t a s t e✨ your anger
@clawed94
3 жыл бұрын
Duolingo be like: "its simple spanish or vanish"
@etsybarney
3 жыл бұрын
Duolingo is basically spanish teaching saw.
@thelocalnecromancer1224
3 жыл бұрын
what an original meme
@clawed94
3 жыл бұрын
@@thelocalnecromancer1224 ikr
@thelocalnecromancer1224
3 жыл бұрын
@@clawed94 seriously. where did this meme even come from in the first place?
@clawed94
3 жыл бұрын
@@thelocalnecromancer1224 I dont even know I just remembered it and thought it was funny so I commented it
@LuxrayLloyd
3 жыл бұрын
DON'T make female versions of Movies or Characters or whatever, make good movies/characters that are female!
@slotheecoffeeyt9268
3 жыл бұрын
Same with male characters
@hefefggre
3 жыл бұрын
EXACTLY
@gabriel-de8yv
3 жыл бұрын
Behold: The truth
@MittensWichen
3 жыл бұрын
Why
@MixieMooz
3 жыл бұрын
Ha, 69 likes🤪.... I'm childish. 😔
@quabbl6939
3 жыл бұрын
Petition for jack to say: hello everyone my name is jack and I am high on crack and welcome back to emkay” for the intro
@imfineouo6842
3 жыл бұрын
Yes
@ariiuvv
3 жыл бұрын
Y e s
@landsbergnascimento3008
3 жыл бұрын
Y E S
@thegachabrothersstudios5177
3 жыл бұрын
Y ö s
@a_fine_boi5677
3 жыл бұрын
Y e s
@Langodan
3 жыл бұрын
when he did the german accent he lowkey sounded like tf2 medic.
@unworthy.potato
3 жыл бұрын
*slaps roof of horse* This horse here has 3 llamathrust
@Kirby_is_calling_the_police_
3 жыл бұрын
I’m a vegan but “teaching” lions to eat plant-based food is just stupid
@cly7894
3 жыл бұрын
Same goes to me
@lissstar5423
3 жыл бұрын
You are a good vegan Thank you.
@alearnedman
3 жыл бұрын
Made for an excellent joke in an episode of Futurama though.
@Kirby_is_calling_the_police_
3 жыл бұрын
liss star Thank you 😭
@sleepingturtle32
3 жыл бұрын
Anet Skálová I was a vegetarian for like 2 years. Not anymore sadly
@sillystraww
3 жыл бұрын
Jack knows more about my own religion than I do *not paying attention in class has come back to haunt me*
@lazyst9417
3 жыл бұрын
That’s not a thing to be proud of
@andsprite
3 жыл бұрын
@@lazyst9417 it depends. If they want to quit the religion/are not interested in it and just doing it for the family, it's okay. But if they're really part of it and believe in their religion, you're right.
@danielturner3815
3 жыл бұрын
off-topic but we Muslims love jokes by racists
@karamkaakaji6036
3 жыл бұрын
Hisham Angkay this is a fact. For me at least
@mahdi.shouib
3 жыл бұрын
@xolpu how is it not important when its literally the difference between eternal life in paradise and eternal suffering in hell??
@adface2487
3 жыл бұрын
"I can't breathe in a mask!", funny how I can wear a mask for 8 hours straight, 5 days a week and I can breathe perfectly fine lol.
@etsybarney
3 жыл бұрын
Crazy right? They can't wear it for five minutes, yet me, person with asthma, has to wear. it every day for 8 to 9 hours.
@thekingofhearts43
3 жыл бұрын
and then one time cardi b said “i wonder what pee tastes like” we shouldn’t even let her near the u.s. capital
@chandlernewman7296
3 жыл бұрын
This was something that came out of her mouth????? That's a yikes and a half from me...
@etsybarney
3 жыл бұрын
Considering how urine is biological waste, I imagine it tastes disgusting.
@HerrscherPuppet
2 жыл бұрын
On the contrary, Cardi B is definitely politician-level trash. She belongs in the capital more than anyone
@superk9letsplays419
Жыл бұрын
@@etsybarney it is water with a hint of iron and other proteins. Not good for you though
@kazuma7232
5 ай бұрын
Taking a kink way too far.
@jakerosler3698
3 жыл бұрын
If we threw the Kardashians into the sea, then all fish would die. *A price to pay for salvation.*
@takao5618
3 жыл бұрын
She has a higher plastic to body ratio than the pacific garbage patch.
@reinhardtwilhelm835
3 жыл бұрын
This belongs to r/RareInsults
@gh0stroy
3 жыл бұрын
Reinhardt Wilhelm please do
@aaronwolfersperger2800
3 жыл бұрын
@@reinhardtwilhelm835 Yes.
@kawi6457
3 жыл бұрын
LMAOOOGFGNFJ
@modomatsu
3 жыл бұрын
If Cardi B was President, Everyone would Leave America
@jonas_cool05
3 жыл бұрын
1. Where would they go 2. I hope Kim Jong-Un would nuke America then
@phatboi6650
3 жыл бұрын
And go where it's not like anyone will want to take them.
@jameskoplin
3 жыл бұрын
hell if Cardi B was in the homeowners association id leave America
@spookwav
3 жыл бұрын
I want her to get Abraham Lincoln’d
@corvus1374
3 жыл бұрын
@@jonas_cool05 Go where? No country is taking Americans.
@PersonCalledMoo
3 жыл бұрын
“Where was homosexuality two decades back? Nowhere to be seen.” Alexander Hamilton:
@funpersonakaebw1110
3 жыл бұрын
Laurens would be facepalming so hard if he was alive...
@PersonCalledMoo
3 жыл бұрын
@@funpersonakaebw1110 yea I can imagine him doing that rn
@condude2464
2 жыл бұрын
12:20 in America there is something called the "Good Semeritin law" where along as the intention is life saving, the life saver cant be sued (I only know this due to Film theory)
@scottdixon2505
3 жыл бұрын
It's so annoying hearing people say they can't breathe when wearing a mask. I have severe asthma and still wear a mask because it in no way stops you from breathing. If you really can't breathe, you've probably got the mask jammed too far down your throat.
@katharine8006
3 жыл бұрын
I absolutely agree. Karens say that people who wear masks are p*ssies but they're the ones who are too scared to but a bit of cloth over their mouth.
@agustinusreynaldi7101
3 жыл бұрын
@@katharine8006 Aaand complaints too much about sh*ts.
@sakib6258
3 жыл бұрын
Wait! It's not supposed to be down your throat?
@anton-exe
3 жыл бұрын
I only had a single bad mask that didn't let me breathe so far. Others were fine.
@ametsunami4070
3 жыл бұрын
They have a mask shoved up their brain
@Muffins17
3 жыл бұрын
"Hope you didn't punch too many walls in the hole next to you"
@logando3305
3 жыл бұрын
No, I teleported them there * kinda quiet yelling* me to Dr. Bright: Thanks for helping me with this!
@shabeebabbas5364
3 жыл бұрын
Me be like: sry bro I don't want to break my hand.
@mitspeithetc
3 жыл бұрын
@@logando3305 containment breach °^°
@somerandomguy844
3 жыл бұрын
In America, we have laws called “Good Samaritan Laws,” which protect those who may act against someone’s will in the interest of their health and safety. The CPR case would not hold up in court, and would be thrown out due to these laws. I can’t remember if it’s just one or multiple so.
@lorddarkfluff2969
3 жыл бұрын
Honestly her as one of histories famous female pirates would be cool to see
@goldacidanimations5247
3 жыл бұрын
"Big Yale" "Yale Sale" That's an offer I can't resist!
@hl_scientist1964
3 жыл бұрын
breaking ribs during CPR is common, especially in older people
@feenistheeenis
3 жыл бұрын
Hl_scientist now my bones hurt, *thanks*
@donovanmahan2901
3 жыл бұрын
Hey, still better than dying. Probably.
@amanofmanyparts9120
3 жыл бұрын
My SO recently broke a rib and the sternum of a man she found ODing and not breathing. On the phone, the emergency operator told her "Well done. Now keep up the compressions until he can breathe on his own or the ambulance arrives."
@user-pk2gr1mm8t
3 жыл бұрын
Ow my bones oof my bones
@Vitrianna
3 жыл бұрын
When i was training for the red cross about cpr, one of my classmates are doing chest compression softly and gently ang my instructor told her thatshe have to press harder. My classmate said "sir what if the patient got hurt? What of he/she broke a rib?" Then my instructor said "so what will you choose? A broken rib or ypur patient have a 2nd chance in life?". My classmate was silent for a second and our instructor didnt wait for her to reply and said "secondly, that is a dummy, so don't worry if you broke its rib, you guys are still practicing".
@katysmith1258
3 жыл бұрын
As someone who took 2 semesters of German and passed with a solid C, and as someone with German relatives and a grandmother somewhat fluent in it, that German accent actually wasn't bad.
@gaganzanwar
3 жыл бұрын
In the password one, there was one password that was 'MMMMMKAY'
@uglyguy4548
3 жыл бұрын
Me : *singning petitions Terrorist : i dont wanna be bad guy anymore
@zillasaiyan1m274
3 жыл бұрын
The subscribe message that popped up telling you to subscribe showed him unsubscribing
@nikkytheawesome7556
3 жыл бұрын
r/facepalm
@layalsaleh4103
3 жыл бұрын
facepalm
@Ripurlife
3 жыл бұрын
I laugh when this happens. Thanks
@ChloekabanOfficial
3 жыл бұрын
Adds to the facepalm. Probably intentionally made their own facepalms. Same applies to the off-sync intro.
@ghazghkullthraka9714
3 жыл бұрын
5:44 This man has immense donkeyforce, in the Gordon Ramsay sense
@nikoisland6731
3 жыл бұрын
you know- all jokes aside, thats honestly and adorable fursuit- also, just, the radiation of the stupid from all of these posts... I can feel it from my house-
@tool-gun-sys
3 жыл бұрын
"how do : docters wear masks for 6 hours plus among us crewmates wear visors over their face at birth and other people wear masks but suddenly...when karen puts a mask on...her oxygen is being depleted?"
@user-ny4jw6cd5j
3 жыл бұрын
I have to wear this mask for the rest of eternity amatuer
@Just2Busy
3 жыл бұрын
👏🏻
@hayes2147
3 жыл бұрын
Wait so the among is guys were there visors at birth?
@tool-gun-sys
3 жыл бұрын
@@hayes2147 y e a h, I guess, they might age a bit to 2 or 3 and get the visor I dunno never been around a child, nobody tells me anything
@noahely3014
3 жыл бұрын
wait do they have an imposter in their brains, triggered by masks?
@drantigon
3 жыл бұрын
Jack: "I hope you didn't punch too many holes in the wall next to you" Me: well yeah I have smashed so many holes that it looks like there wasn't a wall in the first place
@danielmerek3928
3 жыл бұрын
F
@ducksquid8
3 жыл бұрын
F
@TheCrazyOne2
3 жыл бұрын
F
@firellamasv2563
3 жыл бұрын
Wait its jack i thought it was robin
@bigfoot2639
3 жыл бұрын
F
@Meat_Gum
3 жыл бұрын
Oka okay okay so I can relate to the first one SO MUCH like I once got through half a movie in Spanish thinking that my brain just wasn’t able to process the words-
@karasur.5214
3 жыл бұрын
As a native german: Don't apologize for the german accent. Pretty accurate 😅
@webkarma9654
3 жыл бұрын
It's almost as if they believe that surgeons are trained to hold their breath for hours to wear a mask
@Puppet1Show
3 жыл бұрын
You're giving them ideas
@endielad1585
3 жыл бұрын
well then actors are formidable opponents
@Ramsey276one
3 жыл бұрын
Surgeons are also SCUBA?!
@webkarma9654
3 жыл бұрын
@@Puppet1Show Don't worry, stupid people don't read
@teamofone1219
Жыл бұрын
They don't really hold their breaths though?
@quickflash2studios232
3 жыл бұрын
My name is Peter, on behalf of all Peters, we reject PETA.
@Kartoffelkamm
3 жыл бұрын
I think they ruined their reputation completely with that little rant about Steve a while back.
@jayfeatherthesnarkymedicin8160
3 жыл бұрын
Landon Sharpton They literally stole animals from their homes who had happy families taking care of them and KILLED them for no reason!
@willpepper1572
3 жыл бұрын
Jayfeather the snarky medicine cat That’s like my worst nightmare about my dog ):
@pastedino6670
3 жыл бұрын
@Landon Sharpton i heard they stole someons perfectly health chuahua and euthanized it
@jayfeatherthesnarkymedicin8160
3 жыл бұрын
Hannime Studio Yeah, that was so messed up.
@egg9820
3 жыл бұрын
3:12 even tho they look good and will help his/her grandma i dont think his/her grandma should sell them they seem unsafe like fire and wool doesnt go well togheter
@pyz6412
3 жыл бұрын
6:45 "but my freeeddoommm" lmaooo
@lnsflare1
3 жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure that the punchline of the LeBron thing was that he thought Lil' Dicky was Colin Kapernick, what with CK replying and all.
@vargasbrothers23
3 жыл бұрын
I want to send trump a letter saying “stay positive”
@user-pk2gr1mm8t
3 жыл бұрын
DearKonami LMAOOO
@katharine8006
3 жыл бұрын
Honestly, I don't think he'd understand the joke, just like how he thought that girl on TikTok who made fun of him was a supporter LMAO. He would need someone to explain the joke to him.
@vargasbrothers23
3 жыл бұрын
@@katharine8006 then i would say "Karen"
@originalyoutubenamethatsag6321
3 жыл бұрын
he never said the virus was fake tho
@bamboozledan
3 жыл бұрын
SHOTS FIRED.
@redpandamurphy
3 жыл бұрын
As a first aider who has worked on site, the CPR lawsuit has no effect because of the Good Samaritan law.
@freddman0135
3 жыл бұрын
2:25 we need him saying "Perry the Platypus"
@teodorogerald
3 жыл бұрын
America:bragging how most people have guns World: bragging how America can't handle the pandemic People: fighting over other people that the world is flat/round Militaries: getting rid some stuff in basic training or any other training to cope with pandemic The International Space Station: chilling Gamers: enjoying among us, fall guys, GTA 5, etc... Me:seems about right
@star-nv6qt
3 жыл бұрын
Hotel: trivago
@ChloekabanOfficial
3 жыл бұрын
@@star-nv6qt again?
@donovanmahan2901
3 жыл бұрын
Basically the people either physically or mentally not living in this world are the only ones doing okay.
@TestTest-nv1dc
3 жыл бұрын
@@donovanmahan2901 i agree
@iamafuckingfailure
3 жыл бұрын
2020: creating 20 more problems
@kanniekosplayyes2799
3 жыл бұрын
"I'm suing the person that did cpr on me cause they broke my rib!" well it's not like they could've just tapped you on the shoulders or slapped you in the face hoping you would wake up or something *shrugs*
@Braums_
2 жыл бұрын
As a Texan I apologize for my fellow cowboys idiocy of neglecting to put on a fricking mask
@FunAngelo2005
3 жыл бұрын
Fun fact,furrsuits are mascot costumes of your spirit/favorite animal
@TimoIvvie
3 жыл бұрын
Me : sees handle huggers Me : *GIVE ME YOUR ENTIRE STOCK*
@vaixen0464
3 жыл бұрын
2:30 I'm german and I must say, that accent with your voice is super adorable and somehow accurate :D
@SentryWill
3 жыл бұрын
11:30 for those of you who don't know, Muslims aren't supposed to have images of the prophet Mohammed
@Treebucket
3 жыл бұрын
As a minor, I feel like I'm smarter than all of these people.
@ARandomSpace
3 жыл бұрын
Same here.
@michealpersicko9531
3 жыл бұрын
Ok then if a patient needs to take 1 tsp of cough syrup po qid and the prescription says to dispense 8oz how many milliliters is that. The only hint you get is that one tsp is 5 ml and and 15ml is one tablespoon come back when you solve this WITHOUT using google conversion. I mean if you feel like you're smarter than adults you shouldn't need to use it right?
@Treebucket
3 жыл бұрын
@@michealpersicko9531 I have no clue what that means, I am only 10, but I'm just gonna say 5.
@blitz010_3
3 жыл бұрын
@@Treebucket lol
@LYD7ADE3TZ
Жыл бұрын
As a fellow minor I also feel like I'm smarter than all of these people
@robertromanul2212
3 жыл бұрын
I dont think he ever actually called it a hoax. People just assume he did because they think its something he would do.
@SeanWinters
3 жыл бұрын
Correct. Trump never called it a hoax.
@americantttefan4745
3 жыл бұрын
@@SeanWinters Oh ye, and remember how the New York Times, a seemingly left leaning newspaper, said that Trump overpaid his taxes and told the IRS to keep the money as prepaid for any future taxes, and that's why he only paid that $750?
@SeanWinters
3 жыл бұрын
@Sebastian Uribe Except it is pretty weak. Have you heard what he, an overweight 70+ year old man is going through? A sore throat and the sniffles. He's not even having trouble breathing. The death rate is ridiculously low, even amongst those who get it. It's stringer than the flu, from what we can tell, but it's no bubonic plague, and as we continue getting more positive tests, the death rate keeps falling, meaning that more people have it, or had it, than we originally thought, which means that it's far less deadly than originally thought. Goodness, think about all the people who have it, or had it, but never knew about it. That lowers the death rate even more! According to many definitions, thanks to the death rate and infection rate, we're no longer considered in a "pandemic". We were, but we no longer are. Tl;dr it is weak. The death rate, even under infection, is very low. Even Boris Johnson has already gone through it.
@jacklow9611
3 жыл бұрын
@@SeanWinters Strange, I seem to recall him explicitly saying, at one of his press conferences, that it was a "Democratic hoax".
@Leviathan56
3 жыл бұрын
@@jacklow9611 site sources please, if not than i cant take your sentance legitimately
@kittywithaglock3168
3 жыл бұрын
Only celebrity that should be president is Arnold Schwarzenegger
@ShadoeLandman
3 жыл бұрын
I'd vote for Al Franken.
@grumpykitten4056
3 жыл бұрын
Maybe keanu reeves
@kronks4
3 жыл бұрын
@@grumpykitten4056 so much this :D
@chaoticcar6231
3 жыл бұрын
I'd vote for obama
@masonaadland2811
3 жыл бұрын
@@chaoticcar6231 im pretty sure he isnt a celebrity but i could be wrong in not sure
@houdinied8619
3 жыл бұрын
Inelligent Americans to Canada (Such as my fam) "Lemme in, lemme IIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!"
@etsybarney
3 жыл бұрын
Canadians: oh lord, the idiots are trying to raid us.
@ItzSkipper_
3 жыл бұрын
2:23 Bro that isn't really a German accent, but then again it _can_ be a German accent, just not very often.
@JoelTheBartender
3 жыл бұрын
12:10 “Karen sues biker after her car is scratched when she hit him”
@mikutoyuu8723
3 жыл бұрын
That whole German acting just made my day
@lazylexy2123
2 жыл бұрын
Every time I watch this video, I can't get past Jack reading the "Yard Sale" signs. It's just too much. I love it.
@babowasalwayshere
2 жыл бұрын
Okay to be fair on that first one, I'd probably do that completely sober because I often miss jokes and unspoken rules so when I don't know what's going on I just laugh when others laugh and play along and hope that I'll somehow figure it out eventually lmao
@sleepysmokemoved2561
3 жыл бұрын
3:41 actual fursuiter here it’s more like “just smile and wave and hopefully the kid won’t come get there grubby hands on my fursuit” going through there head
@WillCrewMusic
3 жыл бұрын
Knowing how expensive they are, I would be the same
@_Steampunk
3 жыл бұрын
Yeah xD honestly, "please don't sneeze on my suit, please don't pull my fur off,"
@Rockmint
3 жыл бұрын
Their*
@44WarmocK77
3 жыл бұрын
while desperately trying to both predict the most efficient escape route and add all the upcoming expenses to your probably cleaning bill. xD
the number of post for these videos has crushed my faith in humanity
@currentlyunavailable471
3 жыл бұрын
4:48 I facepalmed at this moment. Literally.
@redstonerepeater2476
3 жыл бұрын
Honestly, only Karens dislike Emkay’s vids about Karen’s, lol.
@uberbased4676
3 жыл бұрын
nah I disliked because the baised title apnews.com/article/election-2020-virus-outbreak-ap-fact-check-politics-joe-biden-1eea443cca46df5f18e61b7c34549da2
@zhuliyesi7857
3 жыл бұрын
@@uberbased4676 trump is literally in the hospital my friend, but yes indeed go off
@leonardogutierrez8147
3 жыл бұрын
@@uberbased4676 it's not biased but more of misleading
@victorcaldera249
3 жыл бұрын
i disliked because of this 10:50 she is not the one he should be face palming at she has a valid point if you people would listen to anything other than garbage leftist media the world would be a better place
@TriggerVR657
3 жыл бұрын
Victor Caldera that’s not what the facepalm is, the facepalm is her point
@IIlIIIIlll
3 жыл бұрын
I didn’t think living with zero brain cells was possible... RIP 2 brain cells :(
@shadeslayer8631
3 жыл бұрын
That Iceland search part one reminds me of when I was hanging out with friends and we realized someone was missing and we spent a few hours looking for said person (we were all high af and I had no idea they were looking for me) I eventually just called out “WHO DA FUCK WE LOOKING FOR?” All of them yell at once my name and I just respond “but I’m here.....” so cute a few minutes of laughing at calling everyone dumb
@playthisall9787
3 жыл бұрын
1:05 can we apreciate that BigES changed his password to "mmmkay"?
@grassulus158
3 жыл бұрын
0:45 His mask represents the Thin Red Line for firefighters since he is one.
@hisyam1664
3 жыл бұрын
4:32 ah yes, "coroma virus covil-19"
@yourlocalguardsman
3 жыл бұрын
karens are judging my religion, my religion: god: "dont eat animals with sharp teeth" people in wuhan: "bat soup go brrrrrrrrr"
@kaiafirefox955
3 жыл бұрын
I know EXACTLY what that furry felt like having that child following them. I once wore a fursuit to a carnival and had a child chasing after me for 1 hour and a half just because they wanted to hug me. I know it can be cute but... 1 hour... having that kid around me thinking i was some big plush or something.
@thomasmiller158
2 жыл бұрын
And unfortunately we have a similar problem in the fandom.
@kaiafirefox955
2 жыл бұрын
@@thomasmiller158 you mean the p3dos that join thinking they are welcome or the parents of children thinking we are toys for their kids?
@emmawatkins2844
3 жыл бұрын
“These animals were taught how to hunt” yes.... by their mothers....
@blizzardgaming7070
3 жыл бұрын
Which were taught by evolution as they EVOLVED TO EAT MEAT
@agentdon1760
3 жыл бұрын
Geee I wonder if they we're born to eat meat...Idk like Carnivores
@Frogben
3 жыл бұрын
Hoooly shit vanilla ice was told “be there or be square” and didn’t show up
@masonaadland2811
3 жыл бұрын
Stolen meme
@meelliottw
3 жыл бұрын
@@masonaadland2811 what you gonna do? Call the police?
@Natso_1
3 жыл бұрын
If you do CPR and break a rib you can't be sued because of the "Good Samaritan" Law
@zuttoaragi8349
3 жыл бұрын
If you're certified. If you're just some rando trying it you definitely can be.
@nameisborin123
3 жыл бұрын
The post with the impala and lions is beautiful up close. It’s absolutely amazing
@zacm.2342
3 жыл бұрын
There were a few of these competing in levels of density, but I think the "Americans invented english" one takes it for me, being a Brit. Bloody hell..
@puredemon5926
3 жыл бұрын
Right? Like- what? God bless the actual sane Americans that are being drowned out by the insane ones.
@glados_gaming4170
3 жыл бұрын
wait... ANOTHER BRIT? so im not the last of my kind... also i completely aggree
@jonathanhowells7864
3 жыл бұрын
ENGLish-ENGLand how have we Americans not figured it out yet?
@kirstend9390
3 жыл бұрын
Also a Brit. The other day I had a conversation with an American on KZitem who said the Romans invented the language so therefor, it’s Greek, not English 🤦🏻♀️
@IceePhoenix
3 жыл бұрын
I don't know if that person didn't go to school or something. I have only 1 braincell and even I knew that America didn't invent English. If they even went to school, that person probably just skipped every history class ever.
@junxiangni9620
3 жыл бұрын
hi, hope you have a nice day
@saraxum9773
3 жыл бұрын
Have you seen the Minecraft Live 2020?
@chituron
3 жыл бұрын
no thanks
@xvzwm
3 жыл бұрын
You too
@thegachabrothersstudios5177
3 жыл бұрын
@sayaadalahbudak Yes, I did. Caves and Cliffs update! Finally! After 5 years (or so)!
@fizzo3535
3 жыл бұрын
Thx
@kirbomatic1573
3 жыл бұрын
video: "please, stop wearing your seatbelt" the next ad: **is about how you should keep your seatbelt on**
@True157k
2 жыл бұрын
“Too many walls in the hole next to you” is probably my new favorite sentence, ever.
@Gideon.Dowling
3 жыл бұрын
Cmon man, this was the one place I could escape politics
@kiiturii
3 жыл бұрын
they have politics in almost every video just because it's what gets popular on reddit. You shoul watch fakeJake, he always picks out posts that are max neutral on politics, but usually they dont involve any
@Gideon.Dowling
3 жыл бұрын
@@kiiturii Used to watch him but he made a video that was heavy on the politics, and I don't wanna listen to a foreigner talk about american politics
@kiiturii
3 жыл бұрын
@@Gideon.Dowling eh, In a recent vid he said that r/facepalm is filled with politics currently and that he'll try his best to skip all the really dumb posts and only keep in the non-politics posts or posts that are neutral on the subject. He also never claims to know what he's talking about so there's that
@originalyoutubenamethatsag6321
3 жыл бұрын
emkay hates americans and republicans he makes fun all the time
@kiiturii
3 жыл бұрын
@@originalyoutubenamethatsag6321 emkay isn't a "he"
@tylerjohnson2752
3 жыл бұрын
I'm waiting for someone to point out that his thumbnail is technically false. The biden ad suggested trump said it was a hoax. Trump never said that. Oh shi-- ... I pointed it out...
@tylerjohnson2752
3 жыл бұрын
Ah, obvious sarcasm. I see you speak it, too.
@t.a.pstt12
3 жыл бұрын
Trump 2020
@tomes42069
3 жыл бұрын
@@t.a.pstt12 amen
@Cuddly-Cactus
Ай бұрын
12:04 - The sign that says Yale Sale is hilarious to me because I grew up in the city that Yale University is located in, and the Yalies (that is what we locals referred to the students as) would literally leave behind basically everything that they brought with them to live on campus, and the surrounding area. We called it Yale Christmas, since these people were so incredibly wealthy that they would buy their kids brand new everything every year. So as soon as class ended for the year, you could get all this barely even used stuff such as: furniture like, futons, tables, desks, nightstands, ect and stuff like drapes, mirrors, throw rugs, lamps, even electronics like phones and laptops, monitors, keyboards, mice, headphones ect. The only things they bothered to keep were clothing. But some of them would toss away winter clothes. And that's because they were going back home to states that don't have winter. The only reason they bothered to get them in the first place is because we still have seasons in the North East parts of this country. They don't a winter snow storm a Nor'easter for nothing! So to see a yard sign that just has the words, Yale Sale on it makes me wonder if some local person was selling the stuff they got for free from Yale Christmas! (Which is definitely a thing that people do.)
@slothzzzowo
3 жыл бұрын
4:34 dude she needed to change the name of an entire virus just to jump to conclusions
@branastasia8013
3 жыл бұрын
2:32 So who’s gonna tell them about ancient greek and their male god’s and heroes literally taking in a bunch of male lovers?
@lucabralia5125
3 жыл бұрын
Here in italy, (i go to high school) i wear a mask 6 hours straight every day except for the weekend, it doesn't make me suffocate, it doesn't bother me.
@Ren-ed2lr
3 жыл бұрын
You're smarter than around 50% of the adults in American
@thelordsofgaming2153
3 жыл бұрын
In Israel too! I study like 7 - 8 hours a day in school and I'm perfectly fine
@zhabah2613
3 жыл бұрын
I have to wear it for 8 hours in class and it not that hard yes I'm a bit tired but I dont whine about it Sometimes even 9h if we have a extra hour
@caesarcch3879
3 жыл бұрын
My grandfather served in Polish army. His exercises included running 5km wearing a gas mask (this german one's with a pipe). And he was a smoker. So whenever I hear people complaining about wearing a thin cloth as a mask I got triggered a lot. And think about how he would shame this people if he would be still alive.
@Schmirptheburp
3 жыл бұрын
Once my mask was cloth and was hard to breathe through but I still kept it on unlike Karen’s
@mistahjenkins4826
2 жыл бұрын
Jack: "Pirates of the Caribbean with Johnny Depp is dead." Myself, and many, many, MANY others: "Oh, how obscenely wrong you are, my precious little man~."
@mutonfuton
3 жыл бұрын
I love r/facepalm because in the small moments where I forget that people really are this stupid it is the funniest material in the world instead of the most depressing
@milkxies8566
3 жыл бұрын
4:07 can we just appreciate how well Australia is doing? i love it here
@cateyedboy4168
3 жыл бұрын
I really wanna go there now *actually I'd be anywhere but america right now if I could*
@prod.inParadise
3 жыл бұрын
9 seconds ago, huh Here, take your "I'm not dumb enough to comment 'FiRsT' " badge here
@Rororishin
3 жыл бұрын
I'll take mine, thank you good sir, or ma'am, or non-binary pal
@fizzo3535
3 жыл бұрын
Thanks
@invictagothica
3 жыл бұрын
Thanks man
@jdwmyt
3 жыл бұрын
Q: What kind of tree fits in your hand? A: A palm tree!
@Fralther39
3 жыл бұрын
cringe joke lol
@09dinodino34
3 жыл бұрын
12:31 there is actually a law in America called the “Good Samaritan Law” which states that you cannot be sued by someone if you accidentally injured them while trying to save their life
@djchameleon6582
3 жыл бұрын
4:32 WOW! you can make words with other words good job Susan for for using your second grade learning skills 👏
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