"So like... who wrote Anne Frank's diary?" A girl in class. At a really good school. Completely serious and we were at least 16 or 17 years old. Our teacher looked like he was gonna cry.
@HomelessSoldierMan
4 жыл бұрын
A girl in my sophomore year of high school asked if we lived on or in the Earth.
@livingfailure6092
4 жыл бұрын
A girl in 7th grade said that in 18th century beeing fat was beautiful because people didn't know what beauti is yet
@HomelessSoldierMan
4 жыл бұрын
@@livingfailure6092 well she's half right, overweight people were seen as better than skinny people because it was a sign of wealth, but that's still stupid of her to say.
@aidenember4640
4 жыл бұрын
That poor teacher
@ehutch1236
4 жыл бұрын
Well, is she incorrect? It was turned into a book, correct? So who wrote the book to be published?
@superike6413
3 жыл бұрын
Damien said “If I see anything about me in there I’m gonna cry”
@toaster1443
3 жыл бұрын
Why
@phoenixleader1999
3 жыл бұрын
@@toaster1443 you see, it's thebasics Satan follows when he wants to torment people
@emmalein53
3 жыл бұрын
YOU MADLAD
@celiagarcia9207
3 жыл бұрын
Get on r/madlads
@donutshark2013_og
3 жыл бұрын
Poor damien
@CaseyEm
3 жыл бұрын
Something I once heard that was so astonishingly stupid that I can never forget it Is this guy named Damien said "I can only imagine the satisfying crunch that was made when he closed that book" while looking at an image of a soft shell taco smashed into a book
@nitricfox7895
3 жыл бұрын
I wondered if he needed glasses
@tuser8
3 жыл бұрын
It would’ve made an agonising squish
@mrcat4508
3 жыл бұрын
I have no idea why but I can't stop laughing at this at a really late hour
@CaseyEm
3 жыл бұрын
@Gamer A a picture produced on an electronic display (such as a television or computer). It's probably just because I'm high, but it almost sounds like you're saying that the thing I'm speaking of doesn't fit this definition. Unless what you are referring to is that the taco itself isn't an image, in which case I know that. Image of a [taco in a book] not [image of a taco] in a book.
@CaseyEm
3 жыл бұрын
@Gamer A actually, let me make sure of something. You understand that what I said was that it was an image of a [taco in a book] not an [image of a taco] in a book, correct? And that the point was that the taco was soft shell, yet he said there was a crunch?
@KainceeYT
3 жыл бұрын
"There are more people on Earth than the world combined" - My dumb little brother
@randomamericansoldier8586
3 жыл бұрын
True, the earth is the only planet with humans. (I think)
@whereismycup
3 жыл бұрын
not for long
@Morganaplays
3 жыл бұрын
not anymore
@EvilMeganium
3 жыл бұрын
If he's 4-7 then it's not a big deal, if he's above 10 then yeah you're saying the truth
@ihavebecomeonewiththevoid8125
3 жыл бұрын
When asked to name planets in the solar system: "America". my dumb lil brother
@stephonragland1654
4 жыл бұрын
"We have flat earth members *all around the globe* " Some post online.
@HexenkoeniginVonAngmar
4 жыл бұрын
Lol
@boftheb8664
4 жыл бұрын
that wasn't just some post it was from the official flat earth society twitter
@tribalroselr
4 жыл бұрын
Lol
@trxppzy4356
4 жыл бұрын
Stephon Ragland u stupid man
@cultoftheforsaken
4 жыл бұрын
Termination Successful
@sebassebas639
4 жыл бұрын
"I like this guy, he's going places, but he's going to have to walk, because I stole his bike" -Damien 2019
@nunyabisnass1141
4 жыл бұрын
Sebas Sebas i would have turned the bike upside down, just give them something to think about for ten minutes.
@NonSimonary
3 жыл бұрын
A Karen told me to go back to my country because it was the one with all the drugs and border jumping. I have a British accent, and my friend said, “uh, are you thinking of Mexico? He has a British accent.” And this lady seriously said “Same thing”
@nitricfox7895
3 жыл бұрын
I... a I give up
@user-vl3bs9kw5m
3 жыл бұрын
Welp. Throw them into a dog park and say, "karen, b*tch, same thing"
@WorldWeave
3 жыл бұрын
🤦🏻♀️ why am I not surprised
@cuboembaralhado8294
3 жыл бұрын
I would say like: thanks for the tip! Let me go pack my bags, and I hope everyone here gets a brain when I get back!
@crystalgemgirl731
3 жыл бұрын
Condolences for having to experience that.
@OrtexofWill
3 жыл бұрын
That Penske Truck is the very Definition of my favorite quote: "If You're going to fail, make them ask you, 'How the Hell did you do that?'"
@xv2711
4 жыл бұрын
*"Whats the name of tacobell?"* -My Friend. 2017
@captainprice1820
4 жыл бұрын
100th like
@joelwkeller9602
4 жыл бұрын
You insult me, ELMO?!?!
@S_MrWeeb
4 жыл бұрын
giraffes have no bones(he meant any bones he thought giraffes have no bones at all)
@SodaPop707
4 жыл бұрын
*" my little sister: what is 1+1?"* She's ... 10
@lucy.-.298
4 жыл бұрын
Me: i only ate one taco in my life My friends: GET OUT Me: ;-; okay *i still have never eaten 2 tacos*
@rondospectacle
4 жыл бұрын
A guy in my 8th grade US History once had an epiphany and shouted loudly, “WAIT- ABRAHAM LINCOLN WASN’T BLACK???”
@marycruzship5652
4 жыл бұрын
What did he think when people told him Obama was the first black president?
@mauricef4089
4 жыл бұрын
I mean he was shot
@sirzebra
4 жыл бұрын
@@mauricef4089 good one bud, that's probably what he unconciously tought
@abean7837
4 жыл бұрын
One time in a general class the teacher was talking about the KKK and a kid was like "wait isnt the KKK that one group thay started that one donut shop... The one with white hats... Oh yeah Krispy Cream!"
@trahnoelnikana5791
4 жыл бұрын
On a KZitem comment, somebody spelt Lincoln, “Lincon” it was stupid.
@InvertedCreeper1611
3 жыл бұрын
Damien once said in an EmKay video: If I find anything about me in there I'm gonna cry.
@AdamGinger
3 жыл бұрын
"Crocodiles aren't animals, they're reptiles!" - School mate of mine
@LimeLight0624
2 жыл бұрын
A friend of mine said something basically the exact same. “Bees aren’t animals, they’re bugs!”
@AdamGinger
2 жыл бұрын
@@LimeLight0624 lmao
@kateanimates1268
2 жыл бұрын
My sister told me that “frogs aren’t animals, they’re amphibians” she’s 14.
@val1409
2 жыл бұрын
A school mate of mine said "grass is a vegetable, not a plant."
@AdamGinger
2 жыл бұрын
@@val1409 son: mom, can we buy some vegetables at home? mom: no we have vegetables at home vegetables at home:
@mattmauch6427
4 жыл бұрын
I was at Walmart a while back and overheard a guy on his phone saying “how could you be having twins, I only busted one nut”. I burst out laughing.
@immortalityhahnu-zii1616
3 жыл бұрын
Beautiful just beautiful
@koluboyzz8083
3 жыл бұрын
THAT IS GOLD BRUH😂😂😂
@rivercitymomma
3 жыл бұрын
One time I ran into a glass door thinking it was open
@jakepullman4914
3 жыл бұрын
@@Supermarine-Spitfire-mk-IX How do you get a controlled environment that contains the Earth? You know what, don't answer, somebody might try it and boom, molten Earth.
@DeepfriedChips
3 жыл бұрын
GOOD ONE
@kyliemarie1069
4 жыл бұрын
1:51 “What’s the point of having a gender reveal. It could turn out lesbian.” -My friends uncle
@letmetakeajormungandrattha8591
4 жыл бұрын
Oh boy
@pythonl0rd584
4 жыл бұрын
Oh girl
@ace-is-trying8977
4 жыл бұрын
Oh Lesbian
@ProbablyYikes
4 жыл бұрын
Oh gay
@MarcoBMark-rt6ke
4 жыл бұрын
AW MAAAAN
@tibbetabbi880
3 жыл бұрын
"Why does sweet tea tastes like theres sugar in it?" - my idiot sister.
@Knightbeast-rr8zv
3 жыл бұрын
Permission to send a airstrike at your sis?
@tibbetabbi880
3 жыл бұрын
Go ahead 😂
@Knightbeast-rr8zv
3 жыл бұрын
@@tibbetabbi880 thank you
@Knightbeast-rr8zv
3 жыл бұрын
@@tibbetabbi880 Airstrike inbound just gimme the signal and its lights out
@atharvdixit9317
2 жыл бұрын
I want to like but it’s at 69
@incognitogirl6201
3 жыл бұрын
Customer at my work says "Why is it that whenever someone says 'Oh hes so cute!' [About a baby] parent say thank you, but when *I* say 'Your genes make very nice children' i get stared at like im crazy?? ITS THE SAME COMPLIMENT JUST IN DIFFERENT WORDS!" She was completely serious and i had NO clue how to respond. Lol
@NonSimonary
3 жыл бұрын
I’m telling this to my coworker who has a child
@timthegatekeeper9677
Жыл бұрын
@@NonSimonary how did it go?
@NonSimonary
Жыл бұрын
@@timthegatekeeper9677 She has the same sense of humor as me so very well actually.
@thengamer88
3 жыл бұрын
My friend was teaching my other friend how to play Minecraft and he said “now you see that big green guy over there? I want you to hug him”
@theonlyshinyumbreon
3 жыл бұрын
Please tell your friend that some random dude on the internet thinks they're awesome.
@loganuroskie9402
3 жыл бұрын
How many osolots does he have
@docidioc
3 жыл бұрын
That ain’t even a r/facepalm, that’s a r/madlads
@goldinkoma1192
3 жыл бұрын
Lol
@flamingrubys11
3 жыл бұрын
reminds of me when i wss helping my friend with ds1 and told him "see that mushroom over there? go hug it" one mushroom pawnch later "and thats to show you not to fuck with the mushrooms
@TheHunkOfHamburg
4 жыл бұрын
“Sorry, I sitted where you satted.” -My friend
@nutella_wewerehere
4 жыл бұрын
That’s cute lmao
@camericaldemons456
4 жыл бұрын
Ah yes satted
@AUFartool
4 жыл бұрын
*_satted_*
@nou6990
4 жыл бұрын
Camerical Demons ultra past tense
@boyo7494
4 жыл бұрын
North Wynd33 how.. is that cute..
@3928damian
3 жыл бұрын
I have actually had multiple people ask me how old a deer is when it becomes a moose... I started to laugh, before I realized the customer was 100% serious in asking...
@willowtree646
3 жыл бұрын
My best friend once said to me "what state is Maine the capital of?" I had to get her mom to check google cause she didn't believe me when I said Maine was a state and this was right after we did a project on all 50 states in school
@hmhm9857
4 жыл бұрын
“An organism is *dead* when it is no longer alive..” _”Every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes”_
@livedandletdie
4 жыл бұрын
"Every part of CO2 will in combination with an equal part Water become Sugar and 6 parts Oxygen gas, during the process of Photosynthesis."
@norberto05121964
4 жыл бұрын
Every time i see dumb people i leave the room
@blep226
4 жыл бұрын
*"People die when they are killed"*
@Lumanova
4 жыл бұрын
_"The floor is made out of floor."_
@hmhm9857
4 жыл бұрын
ᴀsԍᴀʀᴅιᴀɴ נᴇᴅι _”Feathers are made out of small feathers”_ -google
@mintykitten3272
4 жыл бұрын
My friend said that Japan is Canada, ever since that day we never let her forget that by saying 'Japanda'
@digit5465
4 жыл бұрын
Minty Kitten what about Capan?
@mintykitten3272
4 жыл бұрын
XD
@breezyxd9271
4 жыл бұрын
XD
@enquaston8627
4 жыл бұрын
Could’ve been Japanada instead lmao
@bad733
4 жыл бұрын
I'm japadian
@gochogames1360
3 жыл бұрын
Last year we were learning about space in science class and this one girl asked 2 very stupid questions. 1st “how many stars are in the sky?” She wanted a legit answer 2nd “which is hotter lava or the sun?” May I tell you that this girl is in the talented academic program, she is in the smart class
@Henzo1002
3 жыл бұрын
"you can buy paper for money" -my friend, 2015.
@thegamingpenguin324
3 жыл бұрын
My friend said " If we can print more money, everyone will be rich!!" And i was disappointed...
@Asertix357
2 жыл бұрын
Well your friend is very right. What money is printed on isn't available for purchase on the open market.
@tangiehuck4346
4 жыл бұрын
A girl once asked me: "Are mangas just books for left handet?"
@alexhoughton3305
4 жыл бұрын
She aint wrong tho
@TheFinnflash
4 жыл бұрын
Well shes right in a way
@midleno8364
4 жыл бұрын
mangas aren’t right, she is
@bee-uq2wp
4 жыл бұрын
T Angie Huck well yes, but no,
@Dr_Monitor
4 жыл бұрын
If she actually said the word "handet" which isn't a word at all, she might be a little soft in the head
@forestelfwarrior1986
4 жыл бұрын
One time I was trying to say "This pancake looks good because I'm hungry" I skipped a bit and said "This pancake looks hungry"
@bf4k
4 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@zhowie1898
4 жыл бұрын
One time I took a bite of a burger and said “oh my god this is so hungry”
@LittleDemon_
4 жыл бұрын
Well if the pancake's hungry feed it lmao
@carlosestevez3144
4 жыл бұрын
ForestElf Warrior lol
@coleshefford6014
4 жыл бұрын
Once my friend and I were getting ready for grade 7 and my friend said “where are the grade 7s at” referring to the grade 7 that were here last year
@didgereemedia194
3 жыл бұрын
"E-Y-E? That's 'ewe'. Arin 'Egoraptor' Hanson
@georgiakc9
3 жыл бұрын
Me: it’s cold outside today Girl standing in sunshine: yeah, the wind is blowing the sun away.
@definitelynotalizard
4 жыл бұрын
"Please don't take your medication in front of my child." I'm sure the trip to the hospital will be a very educational bonding exercise.
@torinramsay3529
4 жыл бұрын
Says the person named definitely not a lizard
@jerichow0lf788
4 жыл бұрын
Yeah I have Epilepsy so medication is always compulsory for me
@andrewaftontheandroidhedge2780
4 жыл бұрын
@@jerichow0lf788 ya medicine is not needed by me because I become stronger than it my body defies science sometimes
@kaleybirge5827
4 жыл бұрын
anyone else realize the "home" sign is just upside down
@lunatpr5594
4 жыл бұрын
me
@rebeccasmith847
4 жыл бұрын
Yes, thank you!
@johannespettersen
4 жыл бұрын
Not all hope is lost, there are still a few of us smart people left
@wutsaname5620
4 жыл бұрын
Yup
@rramshacklez
4 жыл бұрын
i cant, am i just stupid?? its not upside down
@phillyjoe4798
3 жыл бұрын
Damien killed me when he said “you would look at your child when they are having a seizure and say get up”
@NonSimonary
3 жыл бұрын
I mean, my dad looks at me when I’m having a panic attack and says calm down.
@Asertix357
2 жыл бұрын
@@NonSimonary Funny, I do the same thing to myself.
@TheOriginalJphyper
2 жыл бұрын
4:28 I'm a janitor, so you can trust me when I say that such signs are absolutely necessary and I wish more places would put them up.
@Mia-mo8pd
4 жыл бұрын
“If i drown, imma kill myself” - the brother of a girl i made friends with on vacation
@SPastaL
4 жыл бұрын
*Outstanding move*
@crustyrustymayo4716
4 жыл бұрын
i mean she is not wrong
@darn9717
4 жыл бұрын
@@crustyrustymayo4716 *he
@bluebone4398
4 жыл бұрын
technically the truth
@kawaiikatsukibakugo5345
4 жыл бұрын
R/ WHOOSH
@reesewestergreen6442
4 жыл бұрын
“Wow these French fries taste like potatoes!” -My friend
@hhorst84
4 жыл бұрын
No, theyre made of French people
@kiwikall6733
4 жыл бұрын
r\cursedcomments
@elenachew7345
4 жыл бұрын
Sherlock over here better have gotten a cookie
@izukumidoriya2061
4 жыл бұрын
"Look at all those snowmans!" -my best friend
@sarahharrell9136
4 жыл бұрын
Oh my God what!?
@jimbond7121
3 жыл бұрын
some girl at my school claims that only gay people wear Nike brand shoes. She said it was scientifically proven. I Retaliated by saying, "Scientifically proven by who? The flat earthers?"
@coreylineberry8557
Жыл бұрын
That's funny, because I'm gay (or bi) and haven't worn a pair of Nikes in years. In fact, I have a pair of New Balance shoes now.
@dragonbugs_2107
3 жыл бұрын
Can we just appreciate that Damien has such a dad laugh
@wafflewitch44
4 жыл бұрын
Had a student in health class ask if shitting in the partners ....would prevent having a baby....the health teacher was laughing at her desk for 10 minutes straight... Same student became a dad 4 months later..and I quote " It didn't work dude"
@matthewallen2273
4 жыл бұрын
Shitting in the partners? Daring I ask....... how did he try to yet in them?
@caelanowens2680
4 жыл бұрын
#like69
@Eeee-uz4ug
4 жыл бұрын
Jesus Christ...
@girlscanbedrummers5449
4 жыл бұрын
Omg that poor child is doomed in the future...
@Eeee-uz4ug
4 жыл бұрын
@blah blah blah Nah, he is also my sleep paralysis demon.
@Breezy-wz8ji
4 жыл бұрын
“The Hubble is on earth” Let the tears flow damien
@khasanbekmalzagov6240
4 жыл бұрын
When I hear Hubble, I either think of the Hubble telescope or our Hubble Sphere, I am not sure what you guys are talkin bout tho
@Breezy-wz8ji
4 жыл бұрын
Telescope
@wonkyfishnut
4 жыл бұрын
Duvixio shit you beat me to it
@-Gadget-
4 жыл бұрын
@@wonkyfishnut Same 🤣🤣🤣
@exoticafton6208
3 жыл бұрын
The dumbest thing ever said to me was "I like to eat hairdryers"
@m00n.dvst.
3 жыл бұрын
1:45 "but I dont wanna feed the hen! I should be eating her right now!" -spoiled rich girl from kindergarten who was bragging about how every Friday her parents would take her to a fancy restaurant with steak made of chicken
@Snapmare_
4 жыл бұрын
I text myself because having yourself as a friend is epic
@melokaer6943
4 жыл бұрын
Ye
@Mooneron
4 жыл бұрын
Smooth
@harryrees627
4 жыл бұрын
I don’t like him that much tbh
@silvahedgehog
4 жыл бұрын
Ikr
@Magical_Mic
4 жыл бұрын
You know what they say: You should love yourself before you love others
@nutshell6325
4 жыл бұрын
My ex-friend thought a year was 6 months long
@benfernandez9939
4 жыл бұрын
Nutshell atleast it’s your ex friend now
@Mute_C1ty
4 жыл бұрын
Ben Fernandez oof
@falinwalton4922
4 жыл бұрын
oof
@gamenerd4695
4 жыл бұрын
Nutshell 😂
@redwolfnation224
4 жыл бұрын
Thats why she's an ex
@peregrine4709
3 жыл бұрын
9:49 this isn't a facepalm, they're just holding it upside down
@marrassek
3 жыл бұрын
so it is a facepalm
@thegamingpenguin324
3 жыл бұрын
@@marrassek omg wow
@dayzlove4994
21 күн бұрын
So basically it was posted on TikTok, they said it is a facepalm, then it gets posted onto Reddit on r/facepalm because they were holding it the wrong way.
@XxXsoapXxX
3 жыл бұрын
I didn't talk much in high school because of anxiety. My homeroom teacher told me to my face "You don't talk to anyone because you think you're better than everyone else". Bruh what
@XxXsoapXxX
3 жыл бұрын
She was so confidently incorrect. She was also the kind of person that said "It's ok if you have your own opinions!", but when you express an opinion that doesn't match hers, she yells at you, then she'll write you up. I don't miss her one bit.
@alphawolf3184
3 жыл бұрын
@@XxXsoapXxX Coming from the quiet kid in class, Screw your teacher.
@yikeycrikes8164
4 жыл бұрын
My brother - "Of course eggs are dairy, they come from pigs!"
@dad251
4 жыл бұрын
LOL
@JoelBogunjoko
4 жыл бұрын
That's like the "Gandalf, jedi in Harry Potter" of biology
@commandingchiefofthecheese4003
4 жыл бұрын
I am very china
@Angel_Kittichik
4 жыл бұрын
Lmao, how is your brother so wrong?
@yikeycrikes8164
4 жыл бұрын
@@Angel_Kittichik honestly, ive no idea, its not like he was a kid, he was 15... i think it was just one of those things where you just say something then pause and go, what the hell did i just say?
@werm3169
4 жыл бұрын
01:38 *That time Emkay did the wrong intro for a video*
@merryherb
4 жыл бұрын
stop calling him out hes gonna cry :(
@ArchonSharks
4 жыл бұрын
merry herb That's Damien, not Emkay, Emkay is actually a team of people, and Damien is the narrator.
@dabhanddanzig1215
4 жыл бұрын
That wasn’t stupid, it was a mad lad move
@BrutalJambon
2 жыл бұрын
That dude laughs the hardest at his own little jokes about each thing lmfao this is glorious
@valerietaft9831
3 жыл бұрын
6:25 Worker: "Hey boss?" Boss: "Yeah?" Worker: "You know jimmy?" Boss: "Yeah, the weird guy who thinks he's an astronaut." Worker: "Yeah about jimmy he thought he was in a space ship and uhhh." Boss: "What?" Worker: "Check the news." Boss: "Why do you want me to check th- OH GOD"
@YoussefAhmed-jd5zu
2 жыл бұрын
WHAT HAPPENED!
@olivernah9351
4 жыл бұрын
best friend asked me once "is einstein the one that created frankenstein?" milo, if you see this. why
@Lizardbyte_
4 жыл бұрын
🤦♂️ on so many levels
@Rendmar
4 жыл бұрын
The worst is that's not even the monsters name
@fahrulrputra2589
4 жыл бұрын
Yeah he created the doctor who create the thing
@Mitch-he5qc
4 жыл бұрын
madi_really_tried you can like it now
@cowabanger
4 жыл бұрын
madi_really_tried now it’s 96
@malloryjarrell7629
4 жыл бұрын
“ your tongue has a bone if it didn’t how would it move.” I was literally speechless after she said this and another girl agreed with her then told ME I was dumb.
@xxtherealindoraptorxx4848
4 жыл бұрын
Examples. Octopus Snails Slugs Jellyfish And people are like: JELLYFISH ARE ALIENS THEY HAVE NO BRAIN OR HEART!! Me : are you sure about that?
@thedarkness3223
4 жыл бұрын
Alexander Steel either you are talking to a ghost or they deleted their comment
@menders0583
4 жыл бұрын
Ha. They work at McDonald’s now?
@Crabbob365
4 жыл бұрын
Yeah well I just cut yours off and find out
@v2sauce
4 жыл бұрын
XxTheRealIndoraptorxX You forgot the worms. the worms feel neglected.
@BoneBrothMadness
3 жыл бұрын
“Man’s shoes melt after standing in 100 degree Celsius weather for 14 hours”
@dumpsterfire9342
3 жыл бұрын
"tell your brother that he shouldn't say jokes before school so you don't laugh" my 2nd grade english teacher
@ilyushkasparrow8370
4 жыл бұрын
My sister: "it's stupid that people believe the 'sun' is a 'star', right?" Me: *whispering under my breath* please Don't breed
@plathanos777
4 жыл бұрын
@@PeterPumpkinEater69_69 It's time to stop, it's time to stop, Ok?
@PeterPumpkinEater69_69
4 жыл бұрын
@@plathanos777 ok
@gupperbottomsbannana6096
4 жыл бұрын
THE HEAVY CLASS TF2 GAMER123 no, please continue
@glowrua6051
4 жыл бұрын
GUPPER BOTTOMS BANNANA oh no please don’t encourage him. Last time this happened the dog couldn’t handle the birth of it’s child
@aussieendeavor3679
4 жыл бұрын
@Glowrua DEAR GOD
@johanedfors3899
4 жыл бұрын
"the Hubble space telescope is on earth" - Damien You are welcome Damien, you promised to cry now.
@LumaEclipse
4 жыл бұрын
We now need a video of Damien crying while reading these comments
@CadynReed
3 жыл бұрын
My plans were ruined when he said " if I see anything in there about me I'm gonna cry"
@SimonMoon5
3 жыл бұрын
High school textbook explaining what "chemistry" is: "Chemistry is what chemists do."
@stephb246
4 жыл бұрын
She didn't say it to me but it was said in our Religious Studies class. "Do Muslims exist?" Our teacher is a Muslim which just make the question worse.
@CastleToastM
4 жыл бұрын
Wait, hold up
@Angel_Kittichik
4 жыл бұрын
"Do religions other than my own exist?" Pretty much on that level.
@hadeskingoftheunderworld7010
4 жыл бұрын
Well that room must have gotten real quite quickly
@isetta4083
4 жыл бұрын
9:52 they are just holding it upsidedown, the facepalm is on behalf of OP
@k-boi420
4 жыл бұрын
I thought about it and you were right
@NewbTactical
4 жыл бұрын
Just pointed this out to my girl was gonna comment but you beat me to it
@c0smicc0re
4 жыл бұрын
Face palm as in how they are holding it
@wil7702
4 жыл бұрын
woooosh
@wenirlicker6808
4 жыл бұрын
But if they flipped it over it would be Emoh...
@MrGermandeutsch
3 жыл бұрын
"was it a hard taco or a soft taco?" This question just gave me a flashback to all the employees who keep repeating that there is no such thing as a hard or soft taco.
@Asertix357
2 жыл бұрын
Ironically I've never heard of a soft taco until this video.
@Lokear
3 жыл бұрын
I'm going to quote myself. When showing my Christmas list to my parents, I somehow forgot that they'd told me the truth about Santa and so I only wrote one thing: "Santa knows what I want"
@ella1714
4 жыл бұрын
mozart?? isnt he the villain from harry potter? actual genuine question from a friend
@japanpanda2179
4 жыл бұрын
LOL
@Brandon-rg9ye
4 жыл бұрын
gannon the dragon avada kedavra
@unfoundpump
4 жыл бұрын
That's like saying your favorite slugcat was scrap baby from dont starve
@liptonred2440
4 жыл бұрын
Wia boo
@nightmarezo8480
4 жыл бұрын
Loll
@hollawuddle1723
4 жыл бұрын
"Is the moon a star?" "No the sun isn't a star it's a planet" - the same person in my Earth and Space class
@TitaniumTronic
Жыл бұрын
Some guy in my 10th grade class actually fucking believes that we can land on the sun without burning up if we go there at "night time" Holy fuck.
@TheRyxas
3 жыл бұрын
To be honest, I mostly just watching these just to see how Damien fucks up the facepalm by completely misunderstanding it
@kiaxiong1434
3 жыл бұрын
"Dry ice doesn't make sound, it makes noise."
@Ka1_TheGuy
3 жыл бұрын
R/technicallythetruth
@hahafunny3447
3 жыл бұрын
*W h y d i d n ‘ t i t h i n k o f t h a t*
@monetreilly3567
3 жыл бұрын
@@hahafunny3447 r/no no no no no no no
@b0mbel235
3 жыл бұрын
Holy
@rocky7097
3 жыл бұрын
Hmmmmm yes the floor here is made of floor
@goldensentinel7715
4 жыл бұрын
1:41 When you said the Hubble telescope was on Earth. We're never gonna let you live it down.
@daviddonaghy7568
4 жыл бұрын
Purple Fairy Never gonna build you up.
@goldensentinel7715
4 жыл бұрын
@@daviddonaghy7568 no
@thatisnotwelcomeinaschoole4089
4 жыл бұрын
@@goldensentinel7715 lol
@mattiaarici8479
4 жыл бұрын
it filmed in a city like 40 km from my crib, brixia in italy, and one of the two said: i’m finna die tonight (all exited and shit) and the other one started saying blasphemy then that happened. few hours later, the death of one of the two turns out to be fucking fake (please don’t hit me with the r/nobodyasked)
@secretman5053
4 жыл бұрын
EmKay is going to cry now ..... thanks
@mugiworld
3 жыл бұрын
I love watching a few of these videos before deciding what type of video I want to watch next lol, like a timeout from the weird side of youtube (all of it these days!)
@hacklordmonster8780
2 жыл бұрын
9:44 in hebrew we read from right to left so the guy thought it says 1 in 2. the real facepalm is him. also for putting the shampoo in the refrigerator
@raccoon8655
4 жыл бұрын
For the stupid thing, my friend said: "Why dont dyslexic people learn to not be dyslexic"
@akl2k7
4 жыл бұрын
I'd tell them it would involve rewiring the brain, which would be a bad idea
@jackiesharp018
4 жыл бұрын
I got a good laugh. I have dyslexia and yes tutoring can help but it's just a whole family thing on my mom's side of the family... Let me tell you it's hilliarious to get these questions. I always like to say, 'At least I have better grades than you even if I can't tell my left from my right.
@donnyt599
4 жыл бұрын
That's a valid question
@silverdirtdraws9828
4 жыл бұрын
@@donnyt599 no its not XD
@angelusnielson7135
4 жыл бұрын
That's right up there with "have you tried being happy?" to someone who is suffering depression.
@johryt4293
4 жыл бұрын
«Africa is a part of southern Europe» «Copenhagen is the capital of Sweden»(we’re Norwegian) «The United kingdom is in north america» -my stupid classmate Btw she is not only bad at geography, she has terrible english grammar too (not that mine is too good either). She spelt environment as «invarenment» and grateful as graeteful (she does not have dyslexia) she said that an ion is a noble gass in science and that horses is the smartest living organism on earth...
@gassern121
4 жыл бұрын
Johr YT Norge Squad
@noclist4531
4 жыл бұрын
One of my classmates said America was in Europe, but she had all her grades around 100-90
@gManGabe
4 жыл бұрын
r/storiesAboutKevin
@boiboi6081
4 жыл бұрын
Well I suppose he is sort of correct, in the fact that Africa is south of Europe xD
@noclist4531
4 жыл бұрын
@@gManGabe what kinda sub is that bruh
@pixilatedh63
2 жыл бұрын
When we were doing a test in my 8th grade compacted math class one time a girl said "does a square have 4 sides?" Everyone in the room just looked at her in discust.
@itiswhatitismindset
2 жыл бұрын
10:47 either that orbit was really dumb or they're just tryna get you to stan loona 😩✨
@Tyler-iw7ve
4 жыл бұрын
0:30 it's 160 kilometers per hour. Which is 100 miles per hour.
@Amberlicous5568
4 жыл бұрын
Yet still crashed
@sha_0_rkie337
4 жыл бұрын
And that’s how the news goes
@MaxArt2501
4 жыл бұрын
Yup. Happened in Italy two weeks ago. I got the video with audio and all. And yes, they survived. Car totalled, of course.
@LOP1698
4 жыл бұрын
Well still at least 50MPH to fast
@jacopolattanzio8790
4 жыл бұрын
Stasera muoio!
@troynorwood4122
4 жыл бұрын
It started rain on the way home from school some random kid yelled out “It’s raining raindrops!!!!”
@troynorwood4122
4 жыл бұрын
Michael Haar yea it was on the bus and everyone had there windows down
@noodlesgamebox5903
4 жыл бұрын
I mean, they're not wrong.
@belowaveragegorganda5115
4 жыл бұрын
Raining tacos starts playing but it's edited Everytime it says tacos
@henryfleischer404
4 жыл бұрын
Im_bored That's just how it is.
@amberlypearce2447
4 жыл бұрын
@Michael Haar raindrops no need to ask why
@RealRedRabbit
2 жыл бұрын
I wish I loved myself enough to laugh at my own jokes and comments even half as much as Damien does.
@danieltaylor4185
3 жыл бұрын
I think the first video's speed is in kilometers per hour, not miles per hour. Though, that does still mean that he was going about 100 miles per hour unless the speedometer is broken. And you know, 100 mph in what appears to be a residential area is still hair-clenchingly terrifying.
@noahschrader7577
4 жыл бұрын
“It’s obviously a taco you can see the lettuce the meat.. But is a hard or soft taco?” *THE TACO IS THERE*
@ryosuketakahashi3232
4 жыл бұрын
Soft unfortunately
@mateey0600
4 жыл бұрын
Bruh you beat me too this comment I was deadass gonna say you can clearly see it's a soft taco😂😂😂
@RedstoneCuba
4 жыл бұрын
"We have over 1 million members around the globe" -Flat Earth Society
@DoctorPortal_IX
4 жыл бұрын
Yeah. “Read that again ... _slowly.”_
@solosmith7688
4 жыл бұрын
@Anh Khoi Nguyen around
@springdude1165
4 жыл бұрын
We have over 1 million members *a r o u n d t h e g l o b e.*
@phantomfoxy3057
4 жыл бұрын
Loads my shotgun
@Yoisaki_K.
4 жыл бұрын
A...round...the...GLOBE?!??
@ecxdee
3 жыл бұрын
1:41 well back in third grade my teacher was teaching us about how seasons work worldwide. She said that in June, it is summer, but only in the northern hemisphere. At that same time it is winter in the southern hemisphere. She elaborated, “In america, it is summer in June because america is in the northern hemisphere. On the other hand, *INDIA IS IN THE SOUTHERN HEMISPHERE SO IT IS WINTER WHEN IT IS SUMMER HERE*.” all of the Indian kids just looked at each other like “is she fr?” and i never forgot that moment
@umbraloctavia5349
3 жыл бұрын
1:30 I think the true facepalm is that Damien didn't realize the taco was still in the book.
@jayflame1
4 жыл бұрын
"I like this guy, he's goin places, but he's gonna have to walk, because I stole his bike" 👏
@ciliary_deathband
4 жыл бұрын
Hands down best part
@LonelyMelon220
4 жыл бұрын
Poor Damien
@Neptunia120
4 жыл бұрын
hey wait a minute-
@thecatpersonuk9962
4 жыл бұрын
Jayflame Gaming 3 hundredth like
@jayflame1
4 жыл бұрын
@@Neptunia120 wh
@monstermax4462
4 жыл бұрын
"Your brain doesn't need oxygen!" Said by a friend of mine that hates being wrong and always claims he's right... even though he's barely ever right.
@vallowe1366
2 жыл бұрын
“is that soccer? oh no it’s football” that really confused me for a sec lmao
@Mozarella_king
26 күн бұрын
damien said once in an emkay video that if he found any comments about him, he would cry, even though nobody would comment about him if he didnt say that
@tomanddandostuff4538
4 жыл бұрын
Some old person asked “does this peanut butter contain peanuts?”
@juliantunge8371
4 жыл бұрын
That is a legit question bro
@connorbower1205
4 жыл бұрын
Julian Tunge your joking right?
@juliantunge8371
4 жыл бұрын
Connor bower no you live in america it might just be some synthetic bullshit
@connorbower1205
4 жыл бұрын
Julian Tunge I do live in America and yes that shit has to be synthetic but you knew that
@connorbower1205
4 жыл бұрын
Fluffy I would correct you spelling but I can see you not from America
@Eeee-uz4ug
4 жыл бұрын
"He hit himself right on the nuts" *Emkay a second after that sentence "Oh yeah..."
@Rem-hp2ef
4 жыл бұрын
Gacha boy Yusoga no sora
@Candyettes
3 жыл бұрын
Me: *going about my daily life being a legally blind person* Random person from my class: Hey so if I touch you. I'll go blind too, right? Me:I- -_-
@Reese.pb.butter
3 жыл бұрын
1:11 yea that is Indiana
@stoneforest2639
4 жыл бұрын
Friend: “Salt is artificial” Me: “Then why is the sea salty?” Friend: *Ponders exsistance*
@derpybart4398
4 жыл бұрын
Wait a second i recognize you from like redstoner or something. Iz dis u?
@goodiesohhi
4 жыл бұрын
TFT sucks
@guzzlejuicepimp
4 жыл бұрын
The stupidest thing I heard was my friend telling me you cant turn off your PC with the power button...
@olafs20016
4 жыл бұрын
They are right. You could lose your files or data. That’s why you always press the windows thingie (or whatever you have) and shut it off. I’m just giving advice.
@guzzlejuicepimp
4 жыл бұрын
@@olafs20016 I know that but what he means is that the power button will just turn off the display
@Xoxifor
4 жыл бұрын
my grandma is worse and says it hurts the pc
@pacman10182
4 жыл бұрын
@@olafs20016 not quite, on old AT computers, the power button just cuts the power. after that, the power button just pops up the shut down box
@gacha_lizard9944
4 жыл бұрын
My old laptop literally couldn't turn off with the power button. It would just go into sleep mode
@gallaxei
3 жыл бұрын
I can't tell if the facepalm at 9:50 is supposed to be at the sign for, apparently, spelling "Home" wrong, or at the person who is just holding the sign upside down....
@St4nd4rd08
3 жыл бұрын
"I want you guys to do this in the comment section, if I see anything about me I'm going to cry" *promptly pauses the video and starts scrolling through comments*
@kellen_was_taken1350
3 жыл бұрын
Saaaaame
@grantsnydes
4 жыл бұрын
Flip HOWE upside down and it's HOME. That is a facepalm
@aline2947
4 жыл бұрын
Grant Snyder Thank god, I was looking for this
@orion36224
4 жыл бұрын
But it is?
@furryexterminator1280
4 жыл бұрын
I feel like im being wooshed rn.
@homers1999
4 жыл бұрын
A.... Are you saying that Home flippers are really Howe Flippers?
@furryexterminator1280
4 жыл бұрын
@@homers1999 y e e s
@cerdocyonthous
4 жыл бұрын
“I can’t remember her name, I think it started with an M.” “Emily??” - My friend and I trying to remember a girl’s name
@carrera_johnson4659
4 жыл бұрын
Ah yes! *M* -ily!
@Akira-cu2jy
4 жыл бұрын
i mean if it was a face to face conversation, then m sounds like em.
@Cool_Adrian7
4 жыл бұрын
M
@kayleehodgman3427
4 жыл бұрын
I-WHAT
@19iputuferdynanthaivenamah94
4 жыл бұрын
Hmm millie
@REIN-carnation
2 жыл бұрын
The dumbest thing I’ve ever directly heard of anyone I know saying was from a girl in my brother’s Algebra 1 class a while back. “Is it necessary to know what 7*3 is to be in this class?”
@eldritchteletubby9319
3 жыл бұрын
"Don't feel bad for making decisions that upset other people." *Proceeds to murder an entire family* I'M NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR YOUR HAPPINESS
@nerosteel5786
3 жыл бұрын
*Presses nuke button* People: We are very upset you did that :( Me: Well not anymore... 4. Profit
@Gragoroth
2 жыл бұрын
r/technicallythetruth
@lunamoore9901
4 жыл бұрын
A kid in my school said “I don’t like artificial air, but I could really use a fan right now”
@goombahunter0078
4 жыл бұрын
bruh
@TheRealSinisterPurple
4 жыл бұрын
What cracks me up is *ARTIFICIAL AIR* Like what wtf how is air artificial
@calebunga7271
4 жыл бұрын
Eric DE PAULA first you get air, then you artificial. Done
@wes7802
4 жыл бұрын
*bruh*
@HoggyThePig
4 жыл бұрын
Give him a high fave for being so *smart*
@cinnamonroll5865
3 жыл бұрын
the way Damien pronounces Tortilla is the closest I heard to perfection lmao
@emberproductions8841
3 жыл бұрын
First clip: “I paid for the whole speedometer, I’ll use the whole speedometer.”
@kayladurham8119
4 жыл бұрын
9:48 "you had one job" *Holds home sign upside down*
@tensalestat
4 жыл бұрын
Glad someone pointed that out!
@laurenford3951
4 жыл бұрын
I noticed that too, I was like, wait, every letter except the m is the same, JUST FLIP IT AROUND, I got mad
@achej7022
4 жыл бұрын
I’m so glad I’m not the only one lol
@hatz4days628
4 жыл бұрын
Finally someone pointed it out
@jokutyyppi4226
4 жыл бұрын
My dummas flipped the pic upside down
@alialkubaisi428
3 жыл бұрын
"What is the capital of japan” “Japan”
@pensiveshipper4384
3 жыл бұрын
ToKEYO-
@paperclip6377
3 жыл бұрын
Seoul
@ahnjoseph6875
3 жыл бұрын
@@paperclip6377 that's Korea
@Scarlet-bm7ey
3 жыл бұрын
@@ahnjoseph6875 is that a joke or are you actually serious-
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