Saying poison sucks?...... HE'S NOT COMPLEATED HE'S FAKING IT.
@NightEver
Жыл бұрын
He needs to be compleated
@deadlyslayer271
Жыл бұрын
Or just a follower of Urabrask.
@RaceBandit
Жыл бұрын
_"Eww, Infect."_ _-Every sane MtG player_
@NightEver
Жыл бұрын
@@RaceBandit ☠️
@RaceBandit
Жыл бұрын
@@NightEver | My Modern deck is an Infect that can win on turn 2 or 3, and even I realize it's part of the problem. This shit makes Dynamax look slow! _(just in case you play pokemon)_
@jacobbaush8641
Жыл бұрын
Y’all ever think sometimes Noah mispronounces cards by accident, but he has plausible deniability because of how often he does it on purpose
@stevensavage9491
Жыл бұрын
Stop questioning the magician's tradition.
@3xPin
Жыл бұрын
No. He is illiterate.
@TzolkSp
Жыл бұрын
I agree. He would 100% mispronounce "plausible deniability" too.
@Cleruian
Жыл бұрын
Yet Skrelv got 5/5...
@commiecomrade2644
Жыл бұрын
engagement technique - all youtubers use it
@TheSOGchronicles
Жыл бұрын
Noah joins phyrexia but still hates the mommy of machines he would definitely be with Urabrask the based
@TheSOGchronicles
Жыл бұрын
Why do I have over 100 likes!? This is a stupid comment
@TheSOGchronicles
Жыл бұрын
Except for Urabrask I truly believe he is the most based preator
@RaceBandit
Жыл бұрын
Nah, Noah joining Phyrexia was a joke, as evidenced by him also hating poison counters.
@TheSOGchronicles
Жыл бұрын
@@RaceBandit idk I'm not seeing any posion in red Urabrask is also red
@timedGuano
Жыл бұрын
Noah's just afraid of being pegged by MOM. He'll come around. After the pegging.
@dr.zoidberg8666
Жыл бұрын
Man is the most Gruul player I've ever seen in my life.
@casteanpreswyn7528
Жыл бұрын
You say that like it's a bad thing.
@187btokes
Жыл бұрын
@@casteanpreswyn7528 the only color dumber than red is any color with green attached to it. Trust me, I play Rakdos
@espirius7573
Жыл бұрын
I was going to comment "Tell me you only play Gruul without telling me you only play Gruul." - but I like yours better.
@jayredharpstudios9672
Жыл бұрын
@@187btokes I'm pretty sure that you mean anything with white attached to it, trust me I have a Red-Black deck
@Jay-qn4ez
Жыл бұрын
I watched the colors video and got that exact impression lmao
@kierantaylor7513
Жыл бұрын
i really love how you give these objective videos that aren't at all shrouded by opinion. you get straight to the point and it is extremely helpful
@rustaholic2546
Жыл бұрын
What a helpful and unbiased tier list
@robertlaidlaw4592
Жыл бұрын
@@rustaholic2546 yea, its good that they made all the red and green cards especially likable this set. well done wotc
@arsenicwafers7536
Жыл бұрын
Kinda glad you gave Skrelv 5/5 Because mite tribal looks like it would be fun.
@Metroidf4n
Жыл бұрын
don't you mean it mite be fun?
@RaceBandit
Жыл бұрын
Notice it was a _white_ card that got an easy 5/5.
@intheftin2861
Жыл бұрын
Mite army arise with the juggernaut card!!
@Ana_Al-Akbar
Жыл бұрын
But it is so unwhite!
@brushwagg7735
Жыл бұрын
@@Ana_Al-Akbar It’s a one drop with paragraphs of text on it. It’s the best kind of extremely white.
@kalebstuart3083
Жыл бұрын
Noah we need a Friendship Tier List for each creature type. If Goblins aren't S Tier.
@AsuraBoss
Жыл бұрын
Goblins are so friend that Krenko figured out a way to make more friends by laying down per turn.
@CaesarShadowKnight
Жыл бұрын
Spice8Rack will promptly be informed about this.
@jacobcain9008
Жыл бұрын
Slivers are S tier. They like to share.
@GrumpyIan
Жыл бұрын
Remember this is the same guy that sold out to chat to remove his door.
@percrunner1433
Жыл бұрын
You mean was the hero of KZitem in that moment?
@Ol_White_Fatalis
Жыл бұрын
That Jace is gonna end up seeing more play in self milling strategies for graveyard shennanigans. Just wait and see 😁
@Grogeous_Maximus
Жыл бұрын
And it's gonna end up getting banned.
@burninggrapes9815
Жыл бұрын
@@Grogeous_Maximus lmfao you wish
@questionyourself718
Жыл бұрын
@@Grogeous_Maximus why? This is far away from being banworthy.
@Ol_White_Fatalis
Жыл бұрын
@@Grogeous_Maximus You guys calling for bans are always so dramatic xD. Idk about standard, but i don't think this card is extremely op or anything, just looks nice.
@moowaffels
Жыл бұрын
Let me help you with pronunciations: 0:40 “capri son hellraiser” 6:07 “caca funny scamp” 6:22 “Tammy’s toes immobilize her”
@bodacious_b0808
Жыл бұрын
As a modern mill player. I was attacked as soon as the video started. 😢
@typerez8132
Жыл бұрын
Not wrong tho
@hearinstormborn
Жыл бұрын
Good
@remy333
Жыл бұрын
Shame.
@legendkiller1099
Жыл бұрын
Deserved
@gonzalogarcia312
Жыл бұрын
Didn't you know the video is a 10 Red mana 10 generic 12/41 Red Phyrexian God with Haste, ward pay 10 life. Ability: KZitem - Every new subscriber reduces the mana cost by 1 Red mana and 1 generic mana. Every subscriber after this card reaches 0 mana cost turns into a 1/1 follower with haste and prowess.
@Jim-of-Rohan
Жыл бұрын
Take a drink every time Noah says "alright."
@phaseix5297
Жыл бұрын
I didn't want my liver anyway.
@westinrick802
Жыл бұрын
Toxic is such a cool mechanic. I love how wizards aren't afraid of tweaking a broken mechanic to make it more fair.
@blaccoffee1
Жыл бұрын
What was the broken mechanic, and are you aware of Poisonous?
@genzo454
Жыл бұрын
@@blaccoffee1 Infect was the mechanic they were mentioning.
@The.QuasiOG
Жыл бұрын
If they really wanted to balance it, they would've added more cards that remove poison counters outside of Leeches, which is never getting reprinted
@intheftin2861
Жыл бұрын
Just use thief of blood, infect so perfect with him, lot of infect players rage when i cast it
@The.QuasiOG
Жыл бұрын
@@intheftin2861 I mean, Thief of Blood would remove any -1/-1 counters from creatures that were dealt damage from infect sources, or possibly remove +1/+1 counters from your opponents infect creatures if they buffed them that way. But it won't remove poison counters from players. Thief of Blood's ability removes counters from all *permanents* when it enters the battlefield. "110.1 A permanent is a card or token on the battlefield."
@belethorofthegeneralgoodss348
Жыл бұрын
3:03 big win for Skrelv bros
@belethorofthegeneralgoodss348
Жыл бұрын
4:44 big loss for Skrelv bros
@skrelvthemite
Жыл бұрын
Twas a great moment
@skrelvthemite
Жыл бұрын
@@belethorofthegeneralgoodss348 Twas an awful moment
@element_119
Жыл бұрын
I'm actually really excited for Graaz, Unstoppable Juggernaut. I've been wanting to try making a colorless commander deck, but there aren't a lot of good commenders for such a thing
@zerogamerpro3146
Жыл бұрын
As good and fun as he is, he has a huge downside as a commander: you have 0 cardraw and you need your card space for ramp. Trust me, I play colorless Kozilek for a reason. We still miss you Golos
@hex8881
Жыл бұрын
@@zerogamerpro3146 If Golos weren't banned, Kozilek would be a lot cheaper, plus his intrinsic Draw to 7 and Counter by discard are strong enough, imagine if he also had Annihilator
@zerogamerpro3146
Жыл бұрын
@@hex8881 yes but with golos you can find urza lands and eldrazi lands. Also, you can play the other coloured eldrazi.
@OwnRogers25
Жыл бұрын
I love that if there was single card this set that deserved a 6/5 rating it was going to be hexgold slash, lol. XD I also read and heard that card as "if the opponent is being toxic, deal 4 damage to them and kill them".
@davidlee9870
Жыл бұрын
Fr, this season is compelling me to make a poison counter deck.
@TheLuckySpades
Жыл бұрын
2 cards gor 6/5, Living Cure also got that rating
@TK-zd7ym
Жыл бұрын
The amount of cards he randomly gave 4 or 5/5 for having Toxic was the true hilarity
@Rothruindir
Жыл бұрын
loved the Ultimate Punch reference from Hot Rod. one of my favorite comedies of all-time
@eggmarket
Жыл бұрын
this may be the closest thing we've gotten to a "serious" noah vid
@LegoCowManZ
Жыл бұрын
This is the first video from this channel I've seen and I can already tell you're a gruul beatdown player.
@CLAREROMVoid
Жыл бұрын
Can you show us your top 5 decks and explain why? I just love your way of explaining things xD
@Baleog18
Жыл бұрын
You say the word "alright" so many times, you could easily make a drinking game out of this video 🤣😜
@brandongalvan6603
Жыл бұрын
What about Urtet, Remains of Memnarch? Solo myr video?
@henriquevital9307
Жыл бұрын
Vraska did pretty well in my sealed draft deck of the pre-release. Most of people there used toxic counter strategy, the toxic and proliferate cards just made poison usable.
@187btokes
Жыл бұрын
Poison has always been useable Fangbearer much
@carlpalacios
Жыл бұрын
Alright, alright! sheesh just don't give me the poison counters XD
@Oneiric28
Жыл бұрын
Capricious Hellraiser might apparently seem a fast cast for 4/4 flying at cost 3 + free spell from graveyard, but this is actually not going to be that early, within first 3 rounds hardly you'll have at least 9 cards in the graveyard and 3 of those will be picked randomly
@jacopoabbruscato9271
Жыл бұрын
Noah convinced me to make a Gruul deck with Ruric Thar as commander, creatures only and punching combo decks in the face as the main strategy
@AnimeProfilePicture
Жыл бұрын
The original thumbnail will remain in our hearts
@dapperparraper860
Жыл бұрын
10:10 I think it makes sense as a Golgari ability as both Black and Green have haste as well as the ability to grant it and Green has a lot of creatures matter abilities.
@Dwed746
Жыл бұрын
It feels like the joke for this video went on for like 5 more minutes longer then it needed too, probably should have been half the length tbh.
@last7116
Жыл бұрын
its because these are real (shitty) opinions, they just make them immune to criticism by hiding behind "comedy"
@Dwed746
Жыл бұрын
@@last7116 we're reaching critical irony levels.
@seththeace6217
Жыл бұрын
Ok but the difference between wanderer ult and slaughter is you choose for your opponent for wanderer
@Lance_a_licious
Жыл бұрын
I cant wait to come back to this in 24 hours and read the rage comments
@robindiry6526
Жыл бұрын
First time buying a Set Display, since I just returned recently. I better get some of good commander outta these
@deadNdivine12
Жыл бұрын
Whew good thing I'm subscribed.. Can't go getting poison counters now
@GRIMHOOD99
Жыл бұрын
Your reading is getting better.
@MrCaptainSquibbles
Жыл бұрын
Take a shot everytime you hear "alright"
@TheSOGchronicles
Жыл бұрын
10 poison counters it is then but I got that stupid white artifact horse that says I can't lose the game if it's on the fields!
@mcfructix7688
Жыл бұрын
''The only color to not being toxic is red '' Yeah but the goblin just kill you turn 3 witch sigarda's aid + Colossus hammer its a way more toxic ...
@187btokes
Жыл бұрын
No, it's called winning smart
@LoneSkag
Жыл бұрын
Tbf you could run vraska as a sudo-arena that ups all your +1/+1 counters and removes stuff.
@ALiteraRaccoon
Жыл бұрын
u have been blessed by the computer raccoon even though you hate mill and poison counters somehow
@phillipb69
Жыл бұрын
A man after my own heart with the ultimate punch reference
@Un-NainConnu
Жыл бұрын
today I matched against a phyrexian obliterator player, and I instantly conceeded when I had to sacrifice 9 FUCKING LANDS
@YrualXIX
Жыл бұрын
impossible drinking game challenge: take a shot whenever Noah says ,,alright''...R.I.P.
@chompyumyum4615
Жыл бұрын
HOT ROD REFERENCE GOT ME FREAKIN PUMPED! I'VE BEEN DRINKING GREEN TEA ALL GODDAMN DAY!
@mattmccloskey8102
Жыл бұрын
"Subscribe or I'll give you 10 poison counters" has got to be the best way to get people to subscribe to your channel
@phantompop3192
Жыл бұрын
I’m against the toxic stuff, but I like the proliferate for my planeswalkers and +1/+1 counters.
@D3S3R7
Жыл бұрын
"... I'll will rank every spoiler from Obi-Wan"
@EmberedLiznerd
Жыл бұрын
1:23 Tyrranax Rex clearly should be a 5/5 because as you said for Thrun, Breaker of Silence at 4:29 "whenever you see this text right here that says "This spell can't be countered," that's how you know it's a good card" and it has ward 4 which makes players that play any white, blue and black and any combination of those colors for exiling, destroying and bouncing sad.
@RaceBandit
Жыл бұрын
He knew it wasn't really that close to Dreadmaw, instead of Carnage Tyrant, and that made him sad.
@toedrag-release
8 ай бұрын
Has toxic so it's no longer fun
@insertnamehere9975
Жыл бұрын
As a moon-blue mill player I compleatly agree with everything you have said.
@shadowolf6995
Жыл бұрын
How a phyrexian guy hate poison counters when that's mean the compleation work across muiltverse it's working?
@brianjones9780
Жыл бұрын
I used to play mill rogue in Hearthstone, and sometimes as soon as I milled even a very basic card from their deck they'd just forfeit. Turns out some people play to have fun.
@coneman844
Жыл бұрын
I run a toxic commander deck but it’s pretty slow on purpose because I actually like playing the game
@YawgmothWasRight
Жыл бұрын
I swear if Skrelv isn't Tier SSS
@skrelvthemite
Жыл бұрын
Easy 5/5
@axelchannaux7901
Жыл бұрын
Noa I through you were completed, but you didn't rated 5/5 every card with phyrexian Artwork ?
@hugopringle1283
Жыл бұрын
This man has learned his teachings from the best praetor
@aflo4518
Жыл бұрын
Red is really getting shafted this set
@billygregory1547
Жыл бұрын
6:25 ngl when i saw Tamiyo for the first time i thought of Tynamo too 😂😂😂😂
@sithistheking1276
Жыл бұрын
I love infect and toxic and will probably make a poison commander deck
@LaserAgentRyan
Жыл бұрын
1:30 it’s more of a completed carnage tyrant as I have said on the community post you made
@fobie7913
Жыл бұрын
How many times does he say "alright" in this video
@psmcguigan
Жыл бұрын
capricious hellraiser is gonna be stoooopid. izzet decks are definitely gonna run it to get extra turns for free, its gonna be like torrential gearhulk in red but for sorceries too
@crilleedara
Жыл бұрын
Bruuuuh I don't want 10 poison counters, so I subbed xP
@gonzalogarcia312
Жыл бұрын
I love the witty irony of this 😂🤣!! This video is hilarious!!
@espalhaversomtg
Жыл бұрын
amazing channel!
@TheAnonSamurai
Жыл бұрын
84k subs lmfao! With this content? Well done. Idk what you did right but well done. 🤣🤣🤣
@jerrysanchez5453
8 ай бұрын
Time to start every conversation with "i like collasal dreadmaw so..."
@TherosonDragonstoungue
Жыл бұрын
So you cast Tyrranax Rex turn 3 and win turn 6? Wild. (it's green, you can cast this thing by turn 3 if you get the right cards.)
@187btokes
Жыл бұрын
Obviously
@ArcadeCrowMTG
Жыл бұрын
this man literally just shits on every thing I like to play in mtg and yet his vids are so funny I cant stop watching them lol
@lysander3262
Жыл бұрын
Are you implying that all of my permanent spells aren't already historic in my Jhoira deck? ...well, okay, there's a couple Goblins and a Fish. Still, almost no need for Mycosynth whatever! Although It would let me make them indestructible with Darksteel Forge...and reduce the cost more efficiently. Nevermind, you sold me, I'm give it a try.
@KuroDaGawd
Жыл бұрын
I just realized he changed the thumbnail for the card to the mana cost lmao
@ZachCl00n3y
Жыл бұрын
Magic the Noahs dream card: This card costs X less Every combat step that a player does not attack with a creature, put one counter on this card then deal that much damage to that player. Creatures with toxic and/or infect don't count as attackers for this ability On every players end step they take as much damage as X multiplied by the number of poison counter inflicted this turn plus 1. X is the number of toxin and infect keywords in play
@sarcastic_ocupie1669
Жыл бұрын
I’ll enjoy to play draft of this and only have toxic counters.
@alexwilliams6867
Жыл бұрын
When a red green player makes a tier list
@GothamKnight-hsw4vx526430
Жыл бұрын
Resistance Skywarden is a 5/5 for flavour and lore reasons ALONE!! He's Ogre Resister from Mirrodin Besieged! He's such a chad
@sk8paradoxity
Жыл бұрын
Sometimes I can't tell if you're joking about the pronunciation thing as like a running or just that smooth brain. Either way well played
@davidhouska2717
Жыл бұрын
Phyrexian Obliterator is by far one of the best black creatures ever printed... I played it in nonstandart formats for a long time. And - stick with me - 3/5?? I mean, that's underrated by someone who doesn't know, how much fun it is to play with it. TBF i don't like the art (original forever baby), I would give 4/5 'cose obvious things are obvious, othwervise it would be solid 5...
@187btokes
Жыл бұрын
Did you have a stroke typing this?
@davidhouska2717
Жыл бұрын
@@187btokes english is my third language and I still have issues with spelling... but meaning, i hope, was clear
@187btokes
Жыл бұрын
@@davidhouska2717 I'm just messing with you, I could tell by the name and the spelling. Didn't mean to be a dick was just playing
@raphael5830
Жыл бұрын
I need an “all right” counter on the top right corner next time
@mantnants653
Жыл бұрын
9:10 DAMN BRO what have I done to you my boy?
@jameswulf
Жыл бұрын
Thankfully, the rc had a rare moment of clarity and don't see a big problem with Norn.
@mayhemmaker5855
Жыл бұрын
As an Elesh norn player I agree entirely
@vitortakara7090
Жыл бұрын
is nahiri just a new oko? looks like it to me
@daben7145
Жыл бұрын
as a kid I was like "I like these big worms" (forgot the names sadly, but there were several like 20, 25 years ago) as well, one of the reasons why I like green. But I can appreciate the little creatures too that either come in mass and/or get buffed to big/big with trample. Im a simple man.
@Ashaman556
Жыл бұрын
Crawl wurm is one I’m sure. I loved those too!
@havoc9262
Жыл бұрын
This set is a good reason to not play standard until the set cycles out.
@vectorstrike
Жыл бұрын
4:10 But Noah, the card says right there: "...put an oil COUNTER..." It can't be a blue card without 'counter' or 'draw' somewhere on the card!
@collinbeal
Жыл бұрын
I'm really glad Magic the Noah reviewed the entire set, leaving no cards out.
@jasonbarry3301
Жыл бұрын
Does he know the nissa elemental is only a 3/3 if you cast her for 5 >.>
@RaceBandit
Жыл бұрын
Might count as egregious since his stance on green was "Just spend more mana."
@spidewebs8421
Жыл бұрын
With your ever growing fanbase the likely hood of seeing this is slime, however I only play commander and our house rule is 20 poison counters since it's half of 40 and ten is half of 20 for standard
@shuttlecrossing1433
Жыл бұрын
How are you going to give me 10 poison counters if you don't have toxic?
@andrewdaniels8496
Жыл бұрын
My Yuriko mill deck peered around the corner when you said mill sucks
@user-fe5go3mr5i
Жыл бұрын
Oh no, i get ten poison counters.
@rondean2112
3 ай бұрын
I don't like going against mill. because it puts that factor of "yay, i get to play all my cards. and you don't". or just not play at all if you get milled out. now, people can say "well, what if for an example, your opponent is milling you. but, you draw like elixir of immortality". that would be a good counter in theory. in practicality tho, chances are the card is also getting milled.
@highcountry4844
Жыл бұрын
vraann is a vampire thats why hes good
@EDZ1LLA
Жыл бұрын
No review on king of the myrs?
@raptorj3sus309
Жыл бұрын
I like the Jason Steele take he has on everything lol
@derHexenhammer
Жыл бұрын
"It doesn't counter, it doesn't draw. That's pretty unique among blue." 👌
@anglepsycho
8 ай бұрын
Harmonic Sliver could counter the enchantments with toxic by removing them, couldn't it? Cause it permanently banishes those and artifacts.
@thomaswhite2198
Жыл бұрын
Where's in the mind of a colorless player
@AaronJuddMusic
Жыл бұрын
I have a slight speculation that you only like magic with one goal and one win con... cast creatures creatures fight... it's fun, kids can do it, but a little boring if it's the only tactic in the book.
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