That's the bit that always stuck in m mind too since I first saw this!
@wizardoz905
5 ай бұрын
Lord I miss they guys... we have nothing like this any more sadly......
@neilmartin3220
4 ай бұрын
There's just no funny comedy anymore.
@michaelhoward1167
2 ай бұрын
RIP Nicholas Ball ☹️
@keithnaylor1981
3 жыл бұрын
The look on Griff's face is perfection!
@richardplume3212
3 ай бұрын
The muts nuts
@1arthurburke
2 ай бұрын
Goodbye Nicholas Ball. You did lots of great stuff in your career, but this sketch is the first thing I thought of when I heard you'd passed. Keep bouncing those Gregorys.
@hugoagogo9435
3 ай бұрын
3-4 channels and we fought over them as they were all good. Now thousands of channels and f all on
@KeithBurtons
2 ай бұрын
The golden era mate.
@SuperYutoober
2 ай бұрын
Back when comedy was Comedy!
@David_King_05
2 ай бұрын
RIP Nicholas Ball. Cor blimey!
@fuffoon
10 ай бұрын
"Parking his breakfast"! 😂😂😂
@Mishima505
Жыл бұрын
“Concrete trampoline” 😂😂😂
@jackson76724
3 ай бұрын
This is classic. Thanks for uploading 🤙
@ronaldstrange8981
3 ай бұрын
Has me in stitches every time. Thanks guys. Love it. May, 2024.
@skaf9587
4 жыл бұрын
Brilliant! Jimmy Hazel meets Alas Smith & Jones! Classic!!
@KeithBurtons
2 ай бұрын
Loved Nicholas Ball. He was great as James Hazel...
@mtjoy747
Жыл бұрын
Hang about, that's worth at least a fiver! LOL - loved these two when they did a show in Wellington, NZ, OMG they were funny.
@arthurreeder8451
11 ай бұрын
I nearly parked a tiger clapping me minces on this all these donkeys baked potata.
@rayticket605
14 күн бұрын
Hazels was a great show.loved it
@kanemura93
Жыл бұрын
Not many, uncle.
@loungejay8555
3 жыл бұрын
The richest language of all humanity.
@francishuddy9462
11 күн бұрын
"on the River Ouse." Nice one 👍🍺
@radharcanna
7 ай бұрын
That’s just brilliant.
@PaulSmith-pi8fn
3 жыл бұрын
I'm not a snowman .....I'm a partridge.
@leebanwell7648
11 ай бұрын
What a load of Stilgoe! 😂😂😂
@michaelhoyle2652
2 ай бұрын
Simply brilliant 😂😂
@pOpCoRn0531
3 жыл бұрын
I'd like to go back to the beginning...
@John_Urnagbob
Жыл бұрын
Squeezin the malteeza 😂😂😂
@markgreet3543
3 жыл бұрын
So funny and clever would you adam and eve it geezer
@belverticale
2 жыл бұрын
Elephant all over his Oedipus!
@aeiouxs
2 жыл бұрын
can you explain this one please Simon, I've decrypted many of them except this one ;D
@belverticale
2 жыл бұрын
@@aeiouxs Elephant's trunk = junk. Oedipus Rex = Kecks = Trousers...well...that's what I think it means.
@aeiouxs
2 жыл бұрын
@@belverticale ha thanks mate. I wondered if it may have been elephant trunk = skunk, and I believe oedipus means swollen foot in Greek. I'm with yours though cheers
@KeithBurtons
Ай бұрын
@@belverticale Oedipus Rex = sex.
@KeithBurtons
Ай бұрын
@@aeiouxs Trunk = drunk.
@aeiouxs
Ай бұрын
RIP Nicholas Ball :(
@KeithBurtons
2 ай бұрын
Cracks me up every fkn time!....Pure gold!...
@trunky123
3 жыл бұрын
He's a tablecloth
@williamlane9844
4 жыл бұрын
Wonderful, i laughed my head off,
@Ranchorita
2 жыл бұрын
This is hilarious.
@johncopeland3826
Ай бұрын
Luv a duck ....
@thesilful
Жыл бұрын
This os so funny 🤣
@keithnaylor1981
6 ай бұрын
Got to be in the top 10 of the greatest ever comedy sketches, along with the channel tunnel sketch - waiting for a skip!
@AlexDanston
3 жыл бұрын
Does it come with subtitles by any chance?)
@mtjoy747
Жыл бұрын
Yeah, like the Jive talking in Flying High, cut me some slack, slick!!
@michaelthompson342
Жыл бұрын
I read a post on-line by one of the characters in the skit (don’t recall which) that said much of the slang was made up on the spot. Some of the slang is real. Some is rhyming slang. Mincers is mince pies = eyes. Bounced a few Gregories: Gregory Pecks = cheques ie pass dud cheques. West Ham is West Ham reserves or nerves as in this is getting on my nerves. “Played a few strokes” might be a cricketing reference to being a success as a crim ie making a good shot/putting one “passed the keeper”. One website says Hans Christian Anderson is British slang for a policeman who forges evidence to get a conviction. Hans Christian Anderson is apparently British slang for a liar. North is north and south = mouth. Shell-like as in shell-like ear. Snowman might be a reference to cocaine dealer. Sky is sky rockets = pockets. “Shanks it” is shank’s pony ie on foot. GBH on the ear holes is grievous bodily harm ie he heard some important info. Sky rockets full of Charlie ie pockets full of coke. Slimy on the Bill: hates police. Charlie I believe is heroin. River Ouse may be rhyming slang for booze. Tooled up = armed. Gorilla is British slang for a hired enforcer, a thug. Daffodil is British slang for a naïve and innocent young man. This makes sense eg the police don’t want to have to charge a person who’s simply naive - you don't need a daffodil to waste your time. It would complicate their life charging a small-time crook. “Fitted up like a toff at Tommy Nutters” is a reference to the famous Savile Row suit designer ie he is being “fitted up” with a crime he didn’t commit.
@aeiouxs
9 ай бұрын
great stuff cheers@@michaelthompson342 !! Favourite line is probably the Tommy Nutter one, which I had to reverse engineer to figure out myself a few years back. Sheer genius.
@aeiouxs
9 ай бұрын
agree with River Ouse = Booze@@michaelthompson342
@michaelhoward1167
2 ай бұрын
Done a Little Richard? Richard the Third: turd? Not sure. Any guesses?😄
@MattanzaMafiaFedora
2 ай бұрын
Can anyone attempt to translate this dialogue? 😂
@markgreet3543
3 жыл бұрын
All sub variety of language are important even posh plumb are funny
@daemonartursson7159
2 жыл бұрын
Who is the young PC ? He looks familiar
@michaelhoward1167
Жыл бұрын
I think it's the late Michael Thomas. Married to Selina Caldell of Doc Martin fame. Just watching him on an episode of Inspector Morse called 'The Ghost In The Machine'.
@vergellicerio8919
3 жыл бұрын
I wish someone can transcribe this
@animaltvi9515
2 жыл бұрын
It's a fairly tale. I was in the pub having a dump the police burst through the door. . They start blaming me for a dealing drugs. I'm in a jam. As soon as he sees my face he is all over Me. . I try and open my mouth to have a word with him and he is stuffing the drugs into my pocket. Then I get arrested the hands are behind my back and the handcuffs are on. This is not my style I'm not a drug dealer I'm a thief. . Thats the jist of the first bit.
@michaelthompson342
Жыл бұрын
I read a post on-line by one of the characters in the skit (don’t recall which) that said much of the slang was made up on the spot. Some of the slang is real. Some is rhyming slang. Mincers is mince pies = eyes. Bounced a few Gregories: Gregory Pecks = cheques ie pass dud cheques. West Ham is West Ham reserves or nerves as in this is getting on my nerves. “Played a few strokes” might be a cricketing reference to being a success as a crim ie making a good shot/putting one “passed the keeper”. One website says Hans Christian Anderson is British slang for a policeman who forges evidence to get a conviction. Hans Christian Anderson is apparently British slang for a liar. North is north and south = mouth. Shell-like as in shell-like ear. Snowman might be a reference to cocaine dealer. Sky is sky rockets = pockets. “Shanks it” is shank’s pony ie on foot. GBH on the ear holes is grievous bodily harm ie he heard some important info. Sky rockets full of Charlie ie pockets full of coke. Slimy on the Bill: hates police. Charlie I believe is heroin. River Ouse may be rhyming slang for booze. Tooled up = armed. Gorilla is British slang for a hired enforcer, a thug. Daffodil is British slang for a naïve and innocent young man. This makes sense eg the police don’t want to have to charge a person this simply naive. It would complicate their life. Tommy nutters: is a reference to the famous Savile Row suit designer ie he is being “fitted up” with a crime he didn’t commit.
@michaelhoward1167
10 ай бұрын
West Ham - West Ham reserve: nerve. Charlie (drugs) all over his Oedipus (Oedipus Rex: Keck's (trousers). Tablecloth: spreads all over. 😅
@MrGolferjoseph
11 ай бұрын
What did griff say near the end
@TheKilmooreMusic
3 ай бұрын
I would very much like to know that. I've gotten pretty much everything else, but the conclusion is still unclear.
@KeithBurtons
Ай бұрын
If your spanget bag be crammed wi oat bunges, ya ner gusset the pipcock 'til the cordle's high and be out.
@TheKilmooreMusic
Ай бұрын
@@KeithBurtons Marvellous, thank you. Uuuh... what does it mean?
@vanvilet1
11 ай бұрын
Not many uncle....Terry Sneed
@aeiouxs
Жыл бұрын
Anyone help with some of these please?!! "You don't need a daffodil" "Turtles on the melody" maybe Turtles = Hands/Fingers? Melody = Notes (money)? "Shanks with the bubbles down the boozer" Shanks = use your own legs ...with the Bubbles = ? not sure about this, presume another officer or copper I've been deciphering this for years... still going.... cheers :)
@Nog311
Жыл бұрын
Bubbles are Greeks Bubble and Squeak
@kilmooreproductions1772
Жыл бұрын
Daffodil flowers = special powers. Meaning you don't need to be a special detective to figure out that guy is shady.
@guitarizard
11 ай бұрын
Bubble bath bubbles is laugh
@chrismiddleton9088
2 ай бұрын
Brilliant! Unfortunately comedy ain't comedy any more.
@andrewstones2921
Жыл бұрын
He shouldn’t be allowed to say he “talked to the macaroons in the pub”, it’s disgraceful. It’s Maccas not Macroons.
@MrWheelerjas
6 ай бұрын
Not many uncle , it would be “ talked to the silver spoon in the boozer “.
@KeithBurtons
Ай бұрын
Grow up snowflake...
@Craggle88
Жыл бұрын
I have got the jist of what they are saying but no idea what the context of what the sergeant said at the end lol I have come up with this idea that he is new to that precinct and they are pulling a prank on him on his first day haha Or am I overthinking it lol
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