*_F O R G E T T H E L I S T H E G O E S T O T H E B L O C K_*
@annie_xo
6 жыл бұрын
CHEEKI BREEKI Blyat ooo
@exaid0556
5 жыл бұрын
One of the main reason to escape with Ralof: you can kill that Bitch
@ichheieelsenorandorayashi4824
4 жыл бұрын
*She Black???*
@allanzineo6147
4 жыл бұрын
*B Y Y O U R O R D E R S C A P T A I N*
@evanloya4027
4 жыл бұрын
you typing like that makes me die inside
@Anemoia22
4 жыл бұрын
Me: Names my character "Not on the list" Hadvar: "He's not on the list" Me: "You're damn right"
@myriad8076
4 жыл бұрын
Loll
@assassindancer914
4 жыл бұрын
Underrated
@shizplayer9034
4 жыл бұрын
@@assassindancer914 fr
@bootyshart
4 жыл бұрын
lmao
@mattynator911
4 жыл бұрын
I called myself dragonborn so people call me by my name
@daigonmocs0785
4 жыл бұрын
"Captain! There's a dragon attacking!" "Forget the dragon. He goes to the block"
@titan133760
3 жыл бұрын
By your orders, Captain
@Fr0staX
3 жыл бұрын
"By your orders, ca- YOL...TOOR SHUUUUUL"
@stndunnam
3 жыл бұрын
Classic rikke
@thepowerlies
3 жыл бұрын
Everybody gangsta until they see a dragon up close
@ikr233
3 жыл бұрын
@@Fr0staX it's yo to shol*
@ColdFusion223
4 жыл бұрын
_"Captain, what should we do? Sweetrolls aren't on the list."_ _"Forget the list. They go in cart."_
@its.celestia
4 жыл бұрын
forget the list, they go in my belly
@arbiterskiss6692
4 жыл бұрын
"Forget the list. They go in my pocket."
@phillipwalling7470
3 жыл бұрын
I'm sorry. We'll make sure your tasty remains returns to the Bannered mare.
@dhjeew3517
3 жыл бұрын
forget the list, someone stole them
@the_wooden_bear
3 жыл бұрын
BY YOUR ORDERS CAPTAIN! 😋
@christopherhall5361
4 жыл бұрын
Player: *Obviously not a rebel* Captain: "Forget the list...." Hadvar: "I'm sowwy"
@circusf.7262
4 жыл бұрын
OwO
@lonlixz2879
4 жыл бұрын
QwQ
@JustinTK416
4 жыл бұрын
I always imagine my character just being like “Are you fucking kidding me? I was minding my own, then these assholes show up, your guys knock me unconscious and take all my shit, and NOW you’re gonna fucking execute me because you don’t wanna admit you might’ve fucked up?!” Or something of similar meaning in fewer words, then actually loving dragons initially for saving their life, and going with the Stormcloacks because A) yeah, not about to go with the guy who answers to the bitch who tried to have them killed. And B) from a meta standpoint, I know I get to kill captain bitch face. I keep her helmet as a trophy, and reminder that Empire is kind of an asshole. Then I find out the Stormcloaks are assholes too an just let them have their stupid little war while I align myself with various factions to leave myself presiding over a syndicate that probably has more actual control over the region than either government. And then both sides talk about taking Whiterun, but they know if they do, a super powerful, almost godlike individual will promptly join the other side, if not single handedly wreck their whole damn army, or maybe even just end the war by killing both sides, and the Thalmor in a Doom Slayer like fit of rage. Because let’s be honest, pretty much everyone has wanted that option at some point.
@circusf.7262
4 жыл бұрын
@@JustinTK416 HELL YEAH BOI
@fritzlancastor277
4 жыл бұрын
OwO
@Anemoia22
6 жыл бұрын
"Captain, what should we do? I forgot the list." "Forget the list, you go to the block." "By your orders Captain. I'm sorry Hadvar. Next time I'll remember the list."
@sampaowr4041
4 жыл бұрын
Next time?
@olivert4648
4 жыл бұрын
hahahaha this comment made my day!
@chrisriley2321
4 жыл бұрын
"Follow the Captain, Hadvar"
@timhook2086
4 жыл бұрын
It started off funny but you ruined it
@chrisriley2321
4 жыл бұрын
@@timhook2086 me?
@basedbattledroid3507
3 жыл бұрын
"Captain, you're also not on the list..." "Forget the list; I go to the block!" "By your orders captain." "I'm sorry, we'll make sure your remains are returned to the block." "Follow yourself, captain."
@Komotau4691
3 жыл бұрын
Need more likes lmao
@sola8649
3 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@willyhoo2946
3 жыл бұрын
This reminds me of "even the cop gets in trouble" comic.
@Derakon_
3 жыл бұрын
underrated comment xDD
@Ge4Ald
3 жыл бұрын
The paradox ending
@m0nk3yman117
4 жыл бұрын
Executing a high elf and shipping their remains to their homeland seems like kind of a bitchy political moves, dont you think?
@wv8d
3 жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure that he's saying this only to calm the protagonist a little
@Scarletraven87
3 жыл бұрын
No one's shipping decapitated remains of a mr nobody. Expecially in times of war.
@bigdaddykermit1616
3 жыл бұрын
@@wv8d im pretty sure the dragonborn actually has family oitside of skyrim
@MichaelJ44
3 жыл бұрын
@@bigdaddykermit1616 My family consists of 1 dog, 2 children and a wife in whiterun whom I don’t know the names of any. Needless to say, you’re wrong !
@bigdaddykermit1616
3 жыл бұрын
@@MichaelJ44 no during the quest nobody escapes cidnha mine when talking to one of the forsworn he asks about your family and theres an option to say i have family but theyre far from skyrim
@lukesmith3126
6 жыл бұрын
Nazeem, What are you doing here? Captain, what should we do? He's not on the list Forget the list, he goes to the block By your orders Captain I'm sorry, we'll make sure your remains are returned to the cloud district
@bryanskscion2229
5 жыл бұрын
General Tullius, this is unexpected is this a training exercise? Captain, what should we do? He's not on the list Forget the list, he goes to the block By your orders Captain I'm sorry, we'll make sure your remains are returned to the Summerset Isles.
@wakandaforevaah154
5 жыл бұрын
Cyrodiil*
@I_am_always_correct
5 жыл бұрын
A blue khajit? That's unexpected. And is that a dragonfly on your shoulder? Captain, what should we do? He's not on the list. Forget the list, he goes to the block. By your orders, captain. I'm sorry, we'll make sure your remains are returned to the USB drive.
@zhengwenyu1587
4 жыл бұрын
@@I_am_always_correct Inigo!
@Momlovebabycharline
4 жыл бұрын
Why is he sorry?
@k3vman089
4 жыл бұрын
Damn imperials love their lists 2 minutes later: forget the list he goes to the block
@Rogue.Rainbow
4 жыл бұрын
How ironic
@maddawg7669
4 жыл бұрын
*Empire loves their damned lists
@thatoneguy1520
4 жыл бұрын
I can just imagine the dragonborn looking over at Ralof and giving him an "are you fucking kidding me" look.
@rensbakkum2296
4 жыл бұрын
Eat your cereal
@clutchfordays6922
4 жыл бұрын
Kev Man just thinking that same thing
@Blakenblitz
3 жыл бұрын
Me: *Being a Dunmer after the Red Year. Hadvar: We'll make sure your remains are returned to Morrowind. Me: Please don't
@dumbalek6001
3 жыл бұрын
But isn't the north of morrowind still intact?
@voidlessazasin1572
3 жыл бұрын
@@dumbalek6001 but it's controlled by the argonians at this moment so it wouldn't be a good idea
@acanthaceae7896
3 жыл бұрын
@@voidlessazasin1572 the south its controled by the argonians not north
@starwars4427
3 жыл бұрын
@@acanthaceae7896 Also Vvardenfell is being rebuilt by the time of skyrim and most of the land taken by the Argonians has been reclaimed. As of rn they've really only conquered south of mournhold
@acanthaceae7896
3 жыл бұрын
@@starwars4427 im kinda new to the lore so thanks
@aaroncato6347
3 жыл бұрын
Hadvar responds to any race: You from your homeland? Cool Hadvar responds to argonian and khajiit: are you from a caravan, dock worker, or thief?
@averynaiveoddish7052
3 жыл бұрын
Also with bretons
@ssanekpetrenko2428
3 жыл бұрын
Or skooma dealer.
@druiamald7018
3 жыл бұрын
Why are we Argonians still disrespected, we’re poor because it took them years to set us free.
@inspectorjavert9868
3 жыл бұрын
@@druiamald7018 Haha farming tool think it people
@Aester
3 жыл бұрын
@@druiamald7018 Dunmers: Why is this farm tool talking?
@fobare2ameritex526
4 жыл бұрын
*picks skeleton* Hadvar: You picked a bad time to get reanimated, Undead.
@jacobp.2024
4 жыл бұрын
Dragonborn: "It's a beautiful day outside.."
@Irimu_
4 жыл бұрын
Is there an undead race mod?
@qxdeath13
4 жыл бұрын
@@Irimu_ if you ask is there a ____ race mod, the answer is probably yes, at least 5 variants of it
@hefik8689
4 жыл бұрын
A skeleton? You're gonna have a bad time
@calebnwaobia6285
4 жыл бұрын
Captain, what should we do, he’s not on the list
@Lolcontract
7 жыл бұрын
"Captain? I thought you were standing right next to me?" "Captain, you're not on the list, what should we do with you?" "Forget the list, I go to the block!" "I'm sorry Captain, we'll make sure your remains return to the barracks..."
@DragoFTWTM
7 жыл бұрын
KFBEL XD
@HeartLily
7 жыл бұрын
This made my entire day. Thank you.
@ted2ar
7 жыл бұрын
Good one i laughed so hard XD
@insanexynn9956
7 жыл бұрын
KFBEL lol
@jarethtrottot2039
7 жыл бұрын
Father what are you doing here? Captain he's not on the lists what should we do with him? Forget the lists he goes to the block? By your orders captain I am sorry father we'll make sure your remains are returned to mother. Son you where the second biggest disappointment in my entire life.
@hyperblue3137
4 жыл бұрын
"I'm sorry, we'll make sure your remains are returned to Black Marsh." "yeah good luck with that, pal."
@Sparking_Ram
3 жыл бұрын
Alternate reality where it's Hadvar's personal journey to return the remains of a wronged Argonian to Black Marsh and dealing with it's impassable swamps. This started as a joke but that actually sounds really fun as a game or even just as a book.
@kalencabiara3240
3 жыл бұрын
@@Sparking_Ram sounds like something I’d read
@ryanthemostwantedfurry1281
3 жыл бұрын
@@Sparking_Ram This litterally sounds like the plot of Far Cry 4, but in Skyrim
@tarayekardowin4506
3 жыл бұрын
Yeah sure dump my carcass close to the borderline of cyrodil and blackmarsh and call that good? Im not for that. Nor for dying yet.
@tarayekardowin4506
3 жыл бұрын
@@Sparking_Ram they probably settle for close borderlands and leave your body to rot unburied in the swamp.
@gp75motorsports
4 жыл бұрын
0:02 Hadvar: "You've picked a bad time to..." Me: "...get lost, friend." Hadvar: "...come home to Skyrim, kinsman." Me: "Oh."
@PotatioBaconio
3 жыл бұрын
Battle music plays
@JamMasterJesus
3 жыл бұрын
Honestly same lmao
@reiisonfireAE
3 жыл бұрын
Legendary
@pedrotaylor8658
3 жыл бұрын
I searched for this comment, not gonna lie
@shaiku4145
3 жыл бұрын
Never should have come here
@chipmunkdoesvr8629
7 жыл бұрын
Hadvar: Another refugee? Gods have really abandoned your people than Me: But I was just heading to market for some bread.....
@CondolentPizza8
7 жыл бұрын
Get out of here, Greyskin!
@DangerDickDino
7 жыл бұрын
Lol
@litchtheshinigami8936
7 жыл бұрын
😂
@yuridanylko
7 жыл бұрын
Qari Anderson "Your kind". What do you mean your kind?
@John-gj1id
6 жыл бұрын
#darkelflivesmatter
@kroguysdumplingeater795
7 жыл бұрын
Hadvar knows the homeland of every race. He would make a good social worker if only he would stop chopping people's heads off.
@VeenanNorvius
7 жыл бұрын
But he didn't. The captain wanted to. I never got into the Civil War questline. Please tell me she dies
@kroguysdumplingeater795
7 жыл бұрын
Chrisroder B She dies if you choose to go with the Stormcloak guy right at the beginning of the game.
@zoroarkdx4491
7 жыл бұрын
Technically, she dies either way. Either the Dragon gets her first (Follow Hadvar), or you do (Follow Ralof, Ralof could get her if you just let him.) Oddly enough, she _has_ Rikke's voice actor (though she _isn't_ Rikke. Obviously.)
@GemmaBee14
7 жыл бұрын
Wait she isn't Rikke? I had thought she was Rikke for years.
@essex5499
7 жыл бұрын
BIPPITY BAP BOOP BOP no, Rikke is a legate not a captain.
@LuxiBelle
3 жыл бұрын
"We didn't realise you were a lizard until now. Anyway, onto the chopping block."
@mad-counter7393
3 жыл бұрын
Reptilian shape-shifters man...
@Local_commentor
3 жыл бұрын
Ohh a lux main and a yasuo main walk in to a bar...the ban wagon is real
@thepowerlies
3 жыл бұрын
@@Local_commentor Replace lux with Yone
@prophetofregret8468
4 жыл бұрын
Virgin hadvar: No, you can't kill him he's not on the list Chad Captain: Ha Ha axe goes chop chop
@rayw.6677
3 жыл бұрын
I wouldn’t doubt that the captain is psychotic.
@veryuglyman4152
3 жыл бұрын
The Dragonborn: haha, axe goes WOOSH!
@oofeoscereal6377
3 жыл бұрын
@@neoncircus2365 dude its a video game
@risottopose9970
3 жыл бұрын
@@oofeoscereal6377 Dude, doesn’t mean someone can’t be corrected for misusing a real disorder that tons of people suffer from
@oofeoscereal6377
3 жыл бұрын
@@risottopose9970 but... it's a mid evil video game...
@ladyalicent705
4 жыл бұрын
*Empire loves their damn lists* *2 minutes later* The Empire: *fOrGeT tHe lIST!*
@crypt1k755
4 жыл бұрын
The Captain is definitely a Stormcloak spy.
@donutlovingwerewolf8837
4 жыл бұрын
@@crypt1k755 too bad ralof kills her
@donutlovingwerewolf8837
4 жыл бұрын
If you choose to follow ralof in the beghonning of skyrim you get to fight the captain and an imperial general
@-18
4 жыл бұрын
jajajaja is true!! perhaps she said that he forgot the list precisely because she heard those words XDD
@alduin1360
3 жыл бұрын
Pffft-
@hanyuukawaiinanodesu
4 жыл бұрын
i like how he turns french everytime he says where your remains will be sent to
@michaelsanders7484
3 жыл бұрын
I have played skyrim for many years, never have i ever noticed that, and now i cant unhear it. lol
@rosie3929
3 жыл бұрын
Oh my lord I never noticed, why does he do that lmao
@nahouledeb5949
3 жыл бұрын
@83rdox The breton families names are French and « breton » is the French name of the people of Brittany (a French region).
@snidechart069doesgaming7
3 жыл бұрын
I thought I was the only one who noticed. And in all my playthroughs, I never noticed it. I never noticed it until I watched this video
@WhatIsThatThingDoing
3 жыл бұрын
Your sandwich won't save you now, fat boy! - The Spy
@littleleaf8541
3 жыл бұрын
*chooses High Elf “I’m sorry, we’ll make sure your remains are sent to Oblivion”
@Azrael_Equinox
3 жыл бұрын
**where they belong...**
@littleleaf8541
3 жыл бұрын
@@Azrael_Equinox mhm... damned N’Wah
@babygurleatsshickennuggits4201
3 жыл бұрын
As they should. Although the stormcloaks are mad racist it's obvious that not every Nord in the game is racist and some of them genuinely feel bad about how the other races are treated bc of the other Nords. They'll openly try their best to accommodate others, but I don't think I've seen a single decent High Elf in the game.
@marangod2347
3 жыл бұрын
@@babygurleatsshickennuggits4201 Well theres Legate Fasendil in the rift I think
@babygurleatsshickennuggits4201
3 жыл бұрын
@@marangod2347 Legate is an exception I think as a Altmer speaking negatively about the Thalmor and actually doing it publicly is pretty neat so he's an exception. There's the distraction mage at the college, my gripe with her is that when dragons come down there she kinda just runs away, also she acts high and mighty, not as bad as Arcano but to a similar level
@checkout5017
3 жыл бұрын
Hadvar: An illusion mage? Don't see many like you in skyrim. **turns invisible** Hadvar: hmm, guess it was just my imagination.
@Joel-tv7jw
3 жыл бұрын
_must've been the wind_
@kiwisinner
3 жыл бұрын
@@Joel-tv7jw must've been storm call.
@reiisonfireAE
3 жыл бұрын
Must've ran off
@boyo7918
3 жыл бұрын
All cleared out I guess
@Guyzilla
3 жыл бұрын
Yes, the illusion mages are really hard to see.
@Swordsoulreaver
6 жыл бұрын
Hadvar: Captain, hes on the list. Captain: Forget the list, he goes free. Hadvar: MAKE UP YOUR MIND CAPTAIN.
@ilikezelda64
6 жыл бұрын
First one in this comment section to make me chuckle in real life.
@rangopistacho6928
6 жыл бұрын
FREEDOOOM
@jacquerobertmesa4036
6 жыл бұрын
Proof that the captain doesn't know what she's doing XD
@robbieray6938
6 жыл бұрын
Jaeden Edwards best and worst Captain ever. Others get death for being on the list but we go free
@Howlingburd19
Жыл бұрын
Five years late, but this is really funny lol
@linnisen
4 жыл бұрын
"he goes to the block" Hadvar: sowwy🥺
@twenity8852
4 жыл бұрын
Didn't know Hadvar was Canadian
@CannotBeVerified
4 жыл бұрын
I'm sowwy uwu
@Garykem8
4 жыл бұрын
@@CannotBeVerified NO
@CannotBeVerified
4 жыл бұрын
@@Garykem8 😂
@ethanrobbins5008
4 жыл бұрын
If he was a Dwemer,you can't kill him, because he's on the endangered species list..................................wait
@shuttlechief
4 жыл бұрын
Me: my character will be called “on the list” Hadvar: “he’s not on the list” Me: “liar”
@alduintheanti-dragonborn
4 жыл бұрын
Now I'll have to name myself "not on the-list."
@theunbrokenlegion1709
3 жыл бұрын
@@alduintheanti-dragonborn That’s actually a good Argonian name lol “Not-On-The-List”
@hides-in-marshes1434
3 жыл бұрын
@@theunbrokenlegion1709 Wow, and it really is believable.
@MrTzatziki115
3 жыл бұрын
You turned the list against me
@veryangryduckpl2122
3 жыл бұрын
@@MrTzatziki115 You have done that yourself.
@Jay-mq2ng
3 жыл бұрын
You gotta love how the captain says you still must die after Hadvar brings up the fact you are a high elf and POSSIBLY part of the Thalmor and killing you could start a wa
@Gamer88334
3 жыл бұрын
Nobody said the Thalmor had to know about it.
@80krauser
3 жыл бұрын
@@Gamer88334 But there's like 5 Thalmor watching...
@Gamer88334
3 жыл бұрын
@@80krauser Nobody said they couldn’t be silenced. Or that they didn’t already assume you’re a traitor the moment they saw you.
@rustyjones7908
3 жыл бұрын
@UCxB-jz_Raex8ZBct_uvXXyA Silencing Elenwen might be a bad idea. This got cut but Elenwen and Tullius were supposed to have an animated discussion where she demand Ulfric be delivered to the Thalmor and Tullius telling her to fuck off.
@jinx1987
3 жыл бұрын
@@Gamer88334 either way, it’s still a ballsy move
@patches2877
4 жыл бұрын
The plottwist is that the "list" is just a notebook he's doodling in. No one is actually on the list.
@SilverGamingFI
4 жыл бұрын
He is just drawing rule 34 pics of the captain
@laziwastaken
4 жыл бұрын
@@SilverGamingFI ... seriously m8
@fobare2ameritex526
4 жыл бұрын
Forget the block. She goes to the cock.
@lvlupent.7334
4 жыл бұрын
Forget the list and block and the prisoner. She's going home with me.
@lvlupent.7334
4 жыл бұрын
Forget Skyrim, Sovngarde, the list, the block, the captain, the general, Lokir of Rorikstead, Ulfric Stormcloak, Ralof of Riverwood, and the prisoner that keeps reloading the game and remaking himself. He goes to the keep all the way in Anvil with me to *PAY THE FINE.*
@jennytulls6369
4 жыл бұрын
"Tell me, what's your race again?" The 6' cat in front of him: "Nord"
@HunhowsShadowStalker
4 жыл бұрын
"Ah, yes. An Argonian from Hammerfell."
@mfs-3kiryu592
4 жыл бұрын
@@HunhowsShadowStalker those people with curved axes?
@mfs-3kiryu592
4 жыл бұрын
@Crow no its axes man
@alduintheanti-dragonborn
4 жыл бұрын
"We'll make sure your remains are returned to High Rock."
@feathertail8996
3 жыл бұрын
"I'm sorry, I'll make sure you're remains are returned to Hammerfell."
@JackBlack-qn7us
3 жыл бұрын
Sentences random person to death for absolutely nothing. "Sorry 'bout that."
@DrakRiku1994
3 жыл бұрын
The main reason I would never join the imperials. Like 'You guys wanted to execute me without knowing anything, but now that I could be an asset, you suddenly want to recruit me... Yeah, I think I'll pass'
@Misanthropolis
3 жыл бұрын
@@DrakRiku1994 See, joining the Imperials makes sense if you want stability, order and a chance to resist the Aldmeri Dominion since Stormcloaks cause rebellions and chaos, but they really should have considered for a moment the implication that you, the Dragonborn, are joining the faction that wanted you dead for literally being in the wrong place at the wrong time. They should have done something for you, like maybe an additional quest before you join them that gives you like gold and some materials for crafting or something? Idk, something to compensate you for the emotional shock that you probably had experienced thinking that you were gonna die for being at the border at the wrong time.
@shaiku4145
3 жыл бұрын
@@Misanthropolis Men i just join the Imperials only because Balgruuf and Elisif are cool, they wanted to kill me at the beginning, they torture people and they are very represive with the people, and they are NOT thinking about resist the Thalmor, besides, Skyrim is a Nord land, being honest it should be a Nord like Ulfric the Supreme King, you cannot blame the Stormcloaks nords for trying to protect their homeland and resist against the Altmer Dominion, btw im not saying that being racist with another races is ok, just saying that they objective is a step to fight against the real enemy
@Misanthropolis
3 жыл бұрын
@@shaiku4145 Except the Imperials are also interested in taking out the Dominion, they just think that they first need to control all of Tamriel to get everyone on the same page, while the Stormcloaks just want to selfishly protect their own land and as a result they cause a lot of chaos and suffering by wrestling against the Imperials. In a time of war, instability, infighting and chaos are NOT things that one should have. Hard to be on the same page when your approach to the same issue is drastically different.
@GeneralForster
3 жыл бұрын
join the stormcloaks so we can kill more elves
@simbachvazo6530
4 жыл бұрын
Player: *is Imperial* Hadvar, literally an Imperial Legionnaire: WHAT, ARE YE DOIN, IN MY SWAMP?!
@pelinalwhitestrake3037
3 жыл бұрын
I might be wrong, but I'm pretty sure that Hadvar is a Nord...
@simbachvazo6530
3 жыл бұрын
Still an Imperial Legionnaire, in any event.
@KlaussMarcellus
3 жыл бұрын
@@pelinalwhitestrake3037 He is indeed a nord.
@mad-counter7393
3 жыл бұрын
@@pelinalwhitestrake3037 What would you have done if he were an elf?
@pelinalwhitestrake3037
3 жыл бұрын
@@mad-counter7393 I would have done to him as I did to the rest of his pointy eared kin.
@MSonMarss
4 жыл бұрын
Plot twist: he actually finished every game before he chose a new race
@Ajay-dy3xw
4 жыл бұрын
ABSOLUTE MADLAD
@Adahn99
4 жыл бұрын
It depends how you consoder the game to be finished. Skyrim has 4 endings: defeating Alduin, resolving the Civil War, the player getting tired to wander a playthrough with nothing left to do, and dying if you want a permadeath run. If he leaves Alduin to do his thing and burn him to ashes, he could have completed a run and achieved an ending: Dovahkiin is dead and the world is over.
@Ajay-dy3xw
4 жыл бұрын
@@Adahn99 Its Alduin, my dude. Nit Anduin.
@Adahn99
4 жыл бұрын
@@Ajay-dy3xw My bad, I did nOt read my comment again. It happens, I corrected it, thank you
@SarumanBang
4 жыл бұрын
Woooow
@silvergraphz8458
4 жыл бұрын
A single molecule: *exists* Captain: " *H E G O E S T O T H E B L O C K* "
@leadsolo69
4 жыл бұрын
I guess it's her fetish or something ...
@agzzradface3113
4 жыл бұрын
for hee to cut a molecule she needs a power equivilant to the sun or even more so basiclt shes an ascended god
@unatco1148
4 жыл бұрын
@Killerbug7 0 Block: **exists** Captain: Forget the block he goes to the block
@Rettithestinker
3 жыл бұрын
Gonna send her maker to the block in a minute
@valenwoodhuntress2847
3 жыл бұрын
I always go with Ralof so I can kill that bitch-captain-lady
@omariscovoador7486
4 жыл бұрын
The fact that hodvar tries to spare you from the execution, pointing that you are not on the list, and after he says your remains are returned to your homeland is just so nice of him, you clearly sees that he has empaty towards you.
@BroadwayRonMexico
2 жыл бұрын
If you side with the Legion hes also pretty genuinely happy to see you again
@neiabaraja8040
2 жыл бұрын
@@BroadwayRonMexico same as Ralof
@vaporwave-man
Жыл бұрын
@@neiabaraja8040 alr this is more than enough to convince me to join the stormcloaks in my current playthrough
@dawarboss3709
Жыл бұрын
Sucks that his captian is a bitch
@checkout5017
3 жыл бұрын
Hadvar: An avocado? Captain what should we do, he's not on the list! Captain: forget the list, he goes to the guac!
@ellienixon3437
6 жыл бұрын
I love that if you’re a High Elf the Thalmor, who are present for the execution, are 100% ok with the humans executing one of their own for literally no reason
@Janoha17
6 жыл бұрын
Ellie Nixon The Thalmor only care about those who wear their robes/armor.
@BananaGatorProds
6 жыл бұрын
Except when you wear them on a high elf character for the entire game and literally nobody pays any attention to it outside of the embassy quest.
@420mralucard
6 жыл бұрын
And if you run while in the embassy they fire upon you, or if you meet them outside on patrol and ask the wrong questions you get attacked.
@BifronsCandle
6 жыл бұрын
The Thalmor consider all Altmer living outside of Aldmeri control to be traitors. If you talk to them as one, they basically say "You're a disgrace to our race".
@420mralucard
5 жыл бұрын
What’s the difference between a brick and the Thalmor? A brick will actually help rebuild Skyrim.
@Caine61
7 жыл бұрын
Hadvar: I've never seen a Falmer out here in the open. What cave did you crawl out of? Captain, what should we do? He's not on the list. Captain: Forget the list, he goes to the block. Hadvar: By your orders captain. I'm sorry, we'll make sure your remains are sent to Blackreach. Falmer: I don't even know where I am I CAN'T SEE.
@zoroarkdx4491
7 жыл бұрын
Snow Elf Edition Hadvar: "What kind of elves are you? Are you one of the- No, that can't be right." "Captain, what should we do? S/he's not on the list." Captain: "Forget the list, S/he goes to the block." Hadvar: "By your orders captain." "I'm sorry Falmer, we'll be sure your remains are sent underground somewhere in the north." Snow Elf Dragonborn: >:T (How one would interpet that, I dunno) Redone 2022 edition: Hadvar: "You look remarkably pale for an Altmer. A disease, perhaps?" "Captain, what should we do? S/he's not on the list." Captain: "Forget the list, s/he goes to the block." Hadvar: "By your orders captain." _Insert basic Altmer/High Elf dialogue._ And just like that, I made it much more believable.
@SS_Joker_88-18
7 жыл бұрын
+Raze Ninjato i think that if the player was a dwemer/deep elf or snow elf then he/she would be released cause they are from a race considered extinct.
@Caine61
6 жыл бұрын
Hadvar: I'm not staring at anyone right now. Captain: Forget that. YOU go on the block. Hadvar: By your orders captain. *Holds a mirror in front of himself* I'm sorry. I'll make sure my remains are returned to Riverwood.
@ValkyrWasTaken
6 жыл бұрын
SOMEONE MAKE THIS INTO A SHORT COMIC
@PhallicPhantom
6 жыл бұрын
Hadvar: by the nine, a Daedra walks Among Us!! To the block!! Captain: Is he on the list? Hadvar: TO HELL WITH THE LIST, BACK TO THE UNDERWORLD FROM WHENCE YOU CAME!!
@Dislike-kq9uq
3 жыл бұрын
Race: Elder Scrolls V Skyrim "Another Re-Release? Todd really has Forsaken your Franchise"
@ProjectAyumiie
3 жыл бұрын
"Captain, what should we do? He isn't on the list." "Forget the list. He goes to the block." "I'm sorry. We'll make sure your remains are returned to Todd Howerd "
@Scringus
3 жыл бұрын
the only rerelease ive bought is on the switch so i could play skyrim on the go (i also wanted the zelda stuff lol)
@mightyarbokking7197
3 жыл бұрын
@@Scringus I started playing it on the Switch, its the only version i own, its also the only game besides Dark Souls Remastered i’ve put over 70 hours into
@Scringus
3 жыл бұрын
@@mightyarbokking7197 i've got it on ps3 with no updates or dlc lol
@spookmeister4528
3 жыл бұрын
The prophet
@TCWRebelsResistanceWords
3 жыл бұрын
Meanwhile, a Stormcloak soldier is running out of patience, then shouts “For the love of Talos, pick a race, shut up and let’s get this over with!”
@daigonmocs0785
3 жыл бұрын
Evacuate the city, engage all defences, and get this comment 1k likes
@TCWRebelsResistanceWords
2 жыл бұрын
@@daigonmocs0785 haha thanks
@adeatamadenis7359
Жыл бұрын
"My developer are smiling at me player, can you say the same ?"
@Wrennbird
6 жыл бұрын
"I'm not sure why I'm even standing in this line, Captain...." "Captain, what should I do? I'm not on the list." "Forget the list! You go to the block." "By your orders, Captain." "I'm sorry, me. I'll be sure to greet myself in Sovngarde."
@idislikebaguettes6496
6 жыл бұрын
Phoenixm00n underrated comment
@Whisperingtothefire
6 жыл бұрын
This one got me laughing lmao. This needs to be on top for people to see.
@mobi2981
6 жыл бұрын
LOL 😂
@mobi2981
6 жыл бұрын
lol😂
@autocorrecter999
3 жыл бұрын
Ah yes. I’ll just meet myself in Sovngardr. *Makes sense to me.*
@KestralKuthule
7 жыл бұрын
A Falmer, Why aren't you blind? Captain, what should we do? His name isn't on the list. Forget the list, he goes to the block. By your orders captain. I'm sorry, but none of us will risk returning your remains.
@expeditionclub5831
6 жыл бұрын
Ashlei Paginton Lmao
@strawberrymilkshake90
6 жыл бұрын
What were they originally called? Snow elf's?
@0IIIIII
6 жыл бұрын
Lol
@alexanders2669
6 жыл бұрын
Moonlight Glaze Yes, Snow Elves is what they are. The dwarves just ruined their eyesight with poison, after the Nords committed genocide on their race.
@spencerryan4359
5 жыл бұрын
We need a mod for all these make the races playable just for these lines lmfao
@LuckySketches
3 жыл бұрын
"We'll make sure your remains are returned to Morrowind." "DUDE NO I'M FROM SOLITUDE!"
@R1ptide_Drag0n
3 жыл бұрын
*Playing as a khajiit spellsword who was born and raised in Skyrim, as well as all the the other descendants of her great-great-grandmother* _We'll make sure your remains are returned to Elsweyr_ N'wah wtf?
@user-jm7pd5fp2p
3 жыл бұрын
*playing as my Nerevarine, my hero of Kvatch, and literally every single protagonist who is a Redguard born in Morrowind* - We'll return your remains to Hammerfell
@grey4403
2 жыл бұрын
@@R1ptide_Drag0n great great grandfather reminded me of m'aiq the liar
@Narlishead
3 жыл бұрын
"I'm sorry, we'll make sure your remains are returned to Morrowind" "Please don't"
@genehr8567
4 жыл бұрын
Khajiit be like: "I'm sorry, we'll make sure your remains are returned to elsewhere".
@M0D776
4 жыл бұрын
like: *fuck it, you ain't staying in skyrim*
@marshmallowallen5677
4 жыл бұрын
M0D I don’t know where you’ll go, but it sure as hell ain’t here
@skarlettsapphire4065
3 жыл бұрын
this made me laugh a bit too hard.
@SharkyMcSnarkface
3 жыл бұрын
“Where?” “Elsweyr” “Elsewhere where?” “Elsweyr!” “Where where elsewhere?!” “ELSWEYR!”
@DragoSonicMile
3 жыл бұрын
@@SharkyMcSnarkface No, What is the guy's name on Second Base. I don't know! Oh, he's on Third. We're not talking about him.
@Kev95682
4 жыл бұрын
“Hadvar! What’s taking so long over there?” “Captain, this prisoner has been morphing into different races and genders for the last ten minutes. And he, she, or it is not on the list.” “Forget the list. It goes to the block.”
@RozzDarkly
4 жыл бұрын
Best!
@antony9956
4 жыл бұрын
Absolutely perfect, have a medal.
@CreativeUsernameEh
4 жыл бұрын
10 minutes? Try 30+ and then another 30 when I realize the nose looks odd from a certain angle lmao
@ryderbarlow387
4 жыл бұрын
This is so true
@articusramos808
4 жыл бұрын
Shapeshifter: I'll turn into a chicken!!!! Uhhh.... uh oh.
@jblockman_59nunyabidnis68
3 жыл бұрын
feel like the captain is secretly a psychopath who just enjoys watching people get executed and that's why she just puts everyone on the block.
@dragonquill3182
4 жыл бұрын
"Why don't you side with the Empire?" Me: *remembering the captain*...
@dragonheart1236
3 жыл бұрын
First impression are very important
@kinginrags1202
3 жыл бұрын
A few bad apples spoil the bunch though. The captain is a perfect example of that.
@R1ptide_Drag0n
3 жыл бұрын
Don't side with Stormcucks or Virgimperials.
@neiabaraja8040
2 жыл бұрын
@@R1ptide_Drag0n Unpopular opinion, Make Delphine your bitch and Terrorize skyrim with the blades.
@Miimu5210
6 жыл бұрын
"The List? I thought I was holding you in my hands a second ago..." "Captain, what should we do? The list isn't on the list." "Forget the list, the list goes to the block." "By your orders, Captain. I'm sorry List, we'll make sure your remains are properly recycled."
@Immagonko
4 жыл бұрын
This entire Arthas must be purged
@haemmer
4 жыл бұрын
Epic.
@Komotau4691
4 жыл бұрын
Genial :DD
@deivisony
4 жыл бұрын
Sent back to the dark forest
@quagnam438
4 жыл бұрын
420th like I have achieved D A N K
@cosmiccookie7715
4 жыл бұрын
Conspiracy: The captain is secretly a stormcloak because she doesn’t like lists.
@ferrihunter3749
4 жыл бұрын
Exactly!
@ax-50
4 жыл бұрын
Good point
@pisscvre69
4 жыл бұрын
That is why they started the war
@mooziepants6160
4 жыл бұрын
the empire and their damned lists..
@idontunderstandjokes1989
4 жыл бұрын
She's not a stormcloak
@tomoshowells5503
4 жыл бұрын
Bro this man's dedication he would have had to have gone through the opening cutseen for everyone of these. Not all hero's wear capes
@Chitarinoymi
4 жыл бұрын
There is actually a save spot before the character creation, so all he'd have to do is start right before "who are you" from Hadvar, then select a random preset and listen to Hadvar's reply. A hero, yes, but more the way we use "hero" now, which is to describe using slightly more effort than being asleep.
@fusrodah7850
4 жыл бұрын
Captain's fiance at their wedding: "Honey, i think the guy near the champagne is your great uncle Julius, but i don't see him on the guests list" Captain: "forget the list, he goes to the block"
@autocorrecter999
3 жыл бұрын
😂
@Ironmaidenportugal
7 жыл бұрын
A dremora? How did you end up in our World?? Captain. what should we do? he's not on the list. forget the list. He goes to the block. By your orders, captain. I'm sorry. We'll make sure your remains are returned to Oblivion. Somehow...
@FlorianD30
7 жыл бұрын
Did you just assume my mortality? Just because you fleshy things die doesn't mean everything else is. My animus will return to Oblivion without your help, thank you very much.
@AsherzSmith
7 жыл бұрын
That's how the Oblivion Crisis should have started, haha!
@domquixote2780
7 жыл бұрын
Ironmaidenportugal what About an Snow Elf ;-;
@Gguyrules
7 жыл бұрын
"Hadvar asks the dremora to follow him, so they may escape helgen after the attack." Hadvar: over here, follow me, prisoner Dremora: i will feast...on your flesh! "dremora stabs Hadvar" yeah..that's probably how that would end XD.
@diamondrocks2266
7 жыл бұрын
When dremora die in Nirn they still live in oblivion
@mylifeisacomplexpastiche7901
7 жыл бұрын
"You a sellsword? A sailor from Stros M'kai?" Redguard: "I'm a fuckin florist, you piece of shit"
@N1CH0_N1N3
7 жыл бұрын
lol
@littlejdgameingthemeep7866
7 жыл бұрын
Trey Pehl hahahahahahaha
@SS_Joker_88-18
7 жыл бұрын
Roses are white, Violets are red, I was sent to the block and lost my head
@bluesrocker91
7 жыл бұрын
Redguard: "I'm a member of the Minutemen, there's a settlement that needs your help."
@jefsuarez4056
7 жыл бұрын
Trey Pehl "you from one of the strongholds orc" "Nope. Morthal. Just a really shitty bard"
@Polomance862
4 жыл бұрын
"Who are you?" "A.. a dwemer!? How in oblivion did the Imperial Legion capture you!?" "Captain, what should we do? He's not on the list!" "Forget the list, he goes to the block." "...by your orders, captain." "I'm sorry.. At least you can return to your people in memory.. where ever they are." "Follow the Captain, prisoner."
@vecna2101
3 жыл бұрын
And that’s how the last Dwemer was extinct.
@dragonheart1236
3 жыл бұрын
Ok.... So I'm playing a Dwemer character, and I could have done this(the game recognizes the race as dark elves, but still)
@user-jm7pd5fp2p
3 жыл бұрын
@@vecna2101 poor Yagrum, first corprus, then execution
@tardarsauce1842
3 жыл бұрын
"By the Nine Divines! What is a Daedra doing in this mortal world?" "Captain. What should he's not on the list?" "Forget the list. He goes to the block" "By your orders. Captain" "Im sorry. We'll make sure your remains are returned to the Oblivion"
@creeper326.
9 ай бұрын
You’d best pay the Argonians a real high price to make that job possible
@ronytheronin7439
6 жыл бұрын
-Where do you come from Redgard? -Do you come to the cloud district very often? What am I saying? Of course you don’t! -Captain, he’s definitely on the list...
@BlightfulProductions
6 жыл бұрын
Kill nazeem, feed him to a charuas, kill the charaus and stick his remains in dragon dung.
@VonValancius
6 жыл бұрын
Went back to replay skyrim. Was running up to whiterun to tell balgruuf about the dragon.. Saw Nazeem walking there with his lil swagger. went up and attacked him and a fucking execution animation played out. His. wife. was. right. there. She was right there behind him. She watched me headbutt him at the speed of light until his skull probably caved into his brain. I dont regret anything.
@ronytheronin7439
6 жыл бұрын
Daddy's Little Guard: I’m sorry, I’ll make sure your body returns to the jarl’s backside.
@Patrick-zr8tv
6 жыл бұрын
Daddy's Little I saw you do that. I hated him too and I'm glad you came to skyrim to do his head in (literally), I'm sorry I had to imprison you but it's my job. It wouldn't have happened if I didn't get guard duty, unlike my cousin that is out fighting dragons.
@knightfuryproductions3134
6 жыл бұрын
Forget the list. He goes free
@SmallAngryNerd
6 жыл бұрын
By the Eight, a snow elf? But your race was driven underground ages ago! Captain, what should we do, he's not on the list. Forget the list, he goes to the block. By your orders captain. I'm sorry, we'll make sure your remains are sent back to... oh, wait... um... Skyrim, I guess...
@viperlife914
6 жыл бұрын
Arin Santry hahahahah
@samuelrodriguez9801
6 жыл бұрын
Bobby Stinklehoffer I thought the same thing.
@alienqueen3324
4 жыл бұрын
Arin Santry the captain probably would execute the last snow elf lol
@lukehaddad5185
4 жыл бұрын
Or If theres a mod where you could be a DWARF! Imagine Hadvar's reaction now
@whayoajredyt7658
4 жыл бұрын
It's actually to forgotten vale
@mirko7767
4 жыл бұрын
"Forget the list, he goes to the block." *_"BYOORDERS,_* captain" "Im swowy"
@sahanakpnar6454
4 жыл бұрын
"You're long way from Imperial City. What're you doing in Skyrim?" "I was just passing" (remembers the gates of oblivion, both of the emperor's deaths) "Yeah just passing"
@R1ptide_Drag0n
3 жыл бұрын
My s'wit, you're either a vampire or your character is old as hell.
@TheTrenchesYT
3 жыл бұрын
@@R1ptide_Drag0n Well, if your character started in Elder Scrolls 3 it's not impossible that they used their immortality from that game to play through the next 2 game's campaigns... Might be harder to explain what happened to your powers and disease immunity though
@R1ptide_Drag0n
3 жыл бұрын
@@TheTrenchesYT That would make sense, since the Nerevarine doesn't age. Except the Nerevarine travelled to Akavir, so there would have to be two versions of your character, three if you did the Shivering Isles quest in Oblivion. One who is on Akavir, one who is Sheogorath, and one who is also Sheogorath but also the Dragonborn. I'm a lore whore :)
@TheTrenchesYT
3 жыл бұрын
@@R1ptide_Drag0n Is it possible that the Nerevarine survived the downfall of Akavir, hung out and got imprisoned in Cyrodil, rotted away their skills for several years, became the hero of Kvatch and eventually Sheogorath, then abandoned their skills and goods again out of sheer madness in time to be captured in the opening events of Skyrim?
@sahanakpnar6454
3 жыл бұрын
Damn i love you guys
@taverave6213
6 жыл бұрын
Hadvar: A draugr? You from one of the burial grounds? Hadvar: Captain. What should we do? He's not on the list. Captain: Forget the list. He goes to the block. Hadvar: By your orders, Captain. Hadvar: I'm sorry. We'll make sure your remains are returned to where ever your hellish kind comes from. Draugr: VOLLK ISSH KAA
@random4115
5 жыл бұрын
Everyone:AAAHHHH GET THIS OUT!
@mr.heisenberg6517
5 жыл бұрын
RO DA!
@draketheharbinger2727
4 жыл бұрын
Sounds legit to me
@deivisony
4 жыл бұрын
They were nords
@ahmetragnarssn9406
4 жыл бұрын
UNSLAAD KROSIS
@frankthetank2550
6 жыл бұрын
Hadvar: Alduin? You're here a bit early. Captain, what should we do? He's not on the list. Captain: Forget the list, he goes to the block. Hadvar: By your orders, captain. I'm sorry. We'll make sure your remains are returned to the Throat of the World.
@tcmugutc01
4 жыл бұрын
Zuu unslaaad zuu nis oblaaan
@Alushta-xs1jp
4 жыл бұрын
You are a bit early 😂😂
@ReikiMaulana
4 жыл бұрын
I like this one 😂
@pisscvre69
4 жыл бұрын
Krosis!
@nukacolanut9274
4 жыл бұрын
Good luck lugging that large dragon corpse up all those steps 😂😆🤣
@ReedyJRsup
3 жыл бұрын
“Captain, what should we do? The game is not on sale.” “Forget the sale. It goes to the library.”
@believer431
Жыл бұрын
Skyrim be like
@apexpredator2000
3 жыл бұрын
Hadvar: How did you get here Draugr? We will make sure your remains return to your... Draugr: Fus Ro Dah!!!
@autocorrecter999
3 жыл бұрын
More like Draugr Scourge or Deathlord or something
@TheHarkInfinite
4 жыл бұрын
“Block, what should we do? He’s not on the Captain?” “Forget the Captain, he goes to the prisoner” “By your orders, block” “I’m sorry, we’ll make sure your homeland is returned to your remains.” “Follow the block, list.”
@wynterwonderland3442
4 жыл бұрын
i wish i could reblog comments
@esamoment3963
4 жыл бұрын
This is highly underated
@wolfenshirech9543
4 жыл бұрын
Dude high on skooma it seems
@yagasaurus
4 жыл бұрын
So this is what a brain stroke feels like.
@Graylegs
4 жыл бұрын
Hahah! Underrated, I cried a little
@elijahbates4771
6 жыл бұрын
Whenever he says "I'm sorry. We'll make sure your remains are returned to (homeland)" Hadvar adopts a weird French accent, anyone else notice?
@beauberry6179
5 жыл бұрын
The s sounds become a bit slur.
@MCDexpo
4 жыл бұрын
He sounds drunk
@gorillawhale1046
4 жыл бұрын
voice actor drunk again
@jovanaavramovic2485
4 жыл бұрын
why did you mention this?? now I can't stop thinking about this
@WilliamAiken
4 жыл бұрын
I can’t unhear it now 😭😭
@CoffeeSuccubus
Жыл бұрын
For some of the race mods I like: Hadvar: You... You're a dwarf? Impossible. Your people disappeared thousands of years ago! Captain, we should spare this one, they have huge quantities of knowledge we could use to win the war! Captain: Forget the list, he/she goes to the block. Hadvar: By your orders, captain. I'm sorry. We'll have your remains return to your respective city, or what's left of it. Captain: NEXT, THE DWARF! Ayleid (Cyrodill): Hadvar: A Wild Elf? From Cyrodill?! By the nine, it's been a thousand years! I only heard stories of the Wild Elves but I never expected one just simply being captured all the way out here. Captain, we should spare this one, he/she could provide lost knowledge of magic to aid us in the war, perhaps a chance at redemption for their races misdeeds? Captain: Forget it, he/she goes to the block. Hadvar: By your orders captain. I'm sorry, we will ensure your remains return to Cyrodill. Captain: NEXT, THE HIGHLANDER! Falmer (Snow Elf) Hadvar: A living snow elf? Are my eyes deceiving me? There is no way someone like you would be with these foolish rebels! Captain, there's been a mixup, it's impossible for this one to be on the list of rebels. Captain: Forget it, he/she goes to the block. Hadvar: By your orders captain. I'm sorry, but atleast you will be burried here, at home. Captain: NEXT, THE SNOW ELF! Maormer: Hadvar: Ah, a Sea elf. Figures you'd be on the list. What are you doing here? Alinors coast is a long way from here, pirate. Between you and I, I admire you for raiding those Thalmor bastards. However... Captain, they're not on the list. Captain: Forget the list, he/she goes to the block. Hadvar: By your orders captain. I'm sorry, we'll try to send your remains back to Pyandonea, provided our ship doesn't get torn by a sea monster. Captain: NEXT, THE FISH!
@herrschmidt412
4 жыл бұрын
I spent my whole life dreaming of moving to Skyrim, only for them to kill me and send my remains out of their country :(
@MichaelJ44
3 жыл бұрын
Propobly should be a word
@Raito73
3 жыл бұрын
**Province**
@tentedkarma7465
3 жыл бұрын
Pretty sure you would be a nord
@Raptor_Ren
3 жыл бұрын
@@Raito73 We found the Imperial agent!
@jadevictoria407
3 жыл бұрын
Welcome to America 💀
@lxht3
4 жыл бұрын
"Alduin, How a dragon ended up in here?" "Captain, what should we do? He's not on the list" "Forget the list, he goes to the block" "By your orders Captain" "I'm sorry, we'll make sure your remains are returned to Akatosh"
@b.b.cgaming2395
4 жыл бұрын
Then the Dragonborn attacks Helgen and Alduin Is free
@raisin584
4 жыл бұрын
@@b.b.cgaming2395 NANI
@atreyuthekid2705
4 жыл бұрын
Hahahahahahaa yesssssss
@drumbass2
4 жыл бұрын
@@b.b.cgaming2395 f u s
@MacCadalso
4 жыл бұрын
@@drumbass2 r o h
@shiroamakusa8075
3 жыл бұрын
KHAJIT: "Captain, what should we do? I must have misplaced my list! I had it a second ago!"
@myheartismadeofstars
4 жыл бұрын
My Dragonborn: -is a wood elf born in Cyrodiil and trying to help rebuild in Morrowind just a few years previous to arriving in Skyrim- "You're going to send me WHERE???"
@lukkkasz323
7 жыл бұрын
-The List! What are you doing here? You should be in my hands; Captain, What should we do? He's a list! -Forget the list, he goes to the block. -By your orders captain. -I'm sorry, we'll make sure your remains will be used to make a good toilet paper. -Line up to extinction.
@oORedDeadOo
6 жыл бұрын
List: did you just assume my gender?
@cjv8522
6 жыл бұрын
This comment philosophically works on multiple levels
@angusworld8951
6 жыл бұрын
This comment made my day :D
@crazymindboy522
6 жыл бұрын
H: Captain! What are you doing here? Captain, what should we do? C: Forget the list, I go to the block. H: By your orders Captain. I'm sorry, we'll make sure... wait... what?
@Aegox
6 жыл бұрын
I laughed way to much about this
@snakeaddict2810
6 жыл бұрын
Hadvar: By the nines! It's Talos! Captain: What should we do? He's not on the list. Captain: Forget the list. He goes to the block. Hadvar: By your orders, captain. I'm sorry. We'll make sure your remains are returned to the 8.
@Agronak01LP
6 жыл бұрын
marvelous😂😂
@levongevorgyan6789
6 жыл бұрын
Technically, his remains should either be returned to Atmora, or Alcaire
@Flow86767
6 жыл бұрын
By the nine divine!Assault,assault!
@nguyenten6877
6 жыл бұрын
ITS THE 9.1
@AWACS_Snowblind
6 жыл бұрын
*O O F*
@jahredharrison4069
3 жыл бұрын
"I'm sorry. We'll make sure your remains are returned to Valenwood by dinnertime."
@JasperXIII
3 жыл бұрын
“I’m sorry, we’ll make sure your remains are returned to Valenwood” Wood Elves in Valenwood: FOOOOD
@joelowes7893
7 жыл бұрын
Hadvar: Who are you *a long awkward silence* I'm Preston Grarvey commonwealth Minutemen and there's another settlement that needs your help
@Bloodhurl67
6 жыл бұрын
Joe Lowes "Captain he's not on the list"
@Exynos
6 жыл бұрын
Forget the list. He goes to the block.
@chipmunkdoesvr8629
6 жыл бұрын
DragonFighter732 by your orders. I'm sorry prisoner, We'll be sure to send your remains to this commonwealth place.
@WispyKelp
6 жыл бұрын
Joe Lowes omfg xD this is now one of my favourite things
@Snauss
6 жыл бұрын
Your remains will be sent *to a nearby settlement that needs your help*
@gagegamber3434
4 жыл бұрын
It sounds like hadvar had a French accent during his "I'm sorry" line
@aldrich6851
4 жыл бұрын
As a French I've just said "I'm sorry", and it's doesn't sound like Hadvar tbh, try "am sori" on Google translate with the French voice
@evandempsey7613
4 жыл бұрын
His accent definitely changes on that line. Maybe not the "sorry" specifically but there are definitely some French-sounding r's in there
@kenny6920
4 жыл бұрын
Look up an Austrain accent and look at a map in relation of German, France, Norway, and other western European places. Not hard to hear influences of one into the other, especially considering the reach of both Celtic and Roman civilizations.
@alessiom3859
4 жыл бұрын
I think it's more british accent
@yoinkiez
4 жыл бұрын
It doesn't sound British.
@neezduts69420
3 жыл бұрын
0:15 did he just confirm that Skyrim belongs to the nords?
@RewmanSlayz
3 жыл бұрын
Omg he did...
@sagemeline
3 жыл бұрын
Well, it does :)
@kingcamelot1395
3 жыл бұрын
I play Skyrim as a neutral bystander, I honestly don't care if an Imperial or a Stormcloak sits on the throne. Both have their points and their faults, and I'd rather not get mixed up in that mess.
@beep3242
3 жыл бұрын
@@kingcamelot1395 Both suck but I generally go with the Imperials (if I choose at all) because the Empire fleeing Skyrim would likely mean its downfall to the Thalmor. The Empire already has a low chance of success, the Stormcloaks who are comparatively less organized and in much fewer numbers would be totally screwed. I do wish there was a way to complete the Civil War without picking either side though, siding with the Empire always feels as if my character wants to devote themselves entirely to the Legion. It feels corrupt to have a Dragonborn in the pocket of an army, and without mods there is no way to justify just going off to war before you learn you're Dragonborn, unless you're playing a selfish arse, in which case I'm not sure why you'd even want to be involved in that mess.
@toha1729
3 жыл бұрын
So what. For example British empire included many dependent countries Nords just wanted independence
@Cinxdr
3 жыл бұрын
Adds a modded race Hadvar: *Visible confusion*
@someapostate7518
7 жыл бұрын
For the love of Talos shut up and let's get this over with!!
@killianwheeler
7 жыл бұрын
Woah Man Come on, I havent got all morning
@chrise76776
7 жыл бұрын
*SLAM* As fearless in death as he was in life
@SS_Joker_88-18
7 жыл бұрын
i'm still alive
@malakimproductions6096
7 жыл бұрын
Death TO THE STORM CLOAKS
@dovahkid3955
7 жыл бұрын
+Agent Xbox Skyrim belong to the nords, Long live High King Ulfric!!
@TheLurkerFox
6 жыл бұрын
Surprisingly, Hadvaar is a very respectful man! I was half expecting him to be rude or insulting, but instead, he really seems to be concerned and feel bad for the situation your character is forced into.
@thatgayliengremlinp4766
6 жыл бұрын
KrikaGamerLog +1 reason to side with the Empire
@allisonwoodworth288
6 жыл бұрын
Erena Jäger I prefer to stop the war the peaceful way. With the greybeards.
@chloecat2883
6 жыл бұрын
Hadvar is bae
@foxmcloud8490
6 жыл бұрын
i felt the same way. when the dragon attacks the first thing he did was stand between the dragon and his prisoners protecting them. then he runs around the town trying to save people while ulfrick tries to escape. dudes the real mvp
@Janoha17
6 жыл бұрын
Fox McLoud Also, following Hadvar means you get both a gift from Alvor and can take the ingots from his forge without stealing them.
@j.griffy2128
3 жыл бұрын
“Captain. What should we do? You’re not on the list.” “Forget the list. I go to the block.” “By your orders, Captain.”
@artisticbang9111
3 жыл бұрын
Speech 100 Illusion 100
@donutlovingwerewolf8837
3 жыл бұрын
69 likes
@TheBurningWarrior
3 жыл бұрын
Hadvar: "You're a long way from the imperial city" Me: "Not really, just head to Bruma and take the Pale Pass through the Jerrall mountains and you come out over there by Falkreath"
@glowaru
7 жыл бұрын
Hadvar sure likes to focus on stereotypes.
@alexdurain3753
7 жыл бұрын
Glowaru you do know stereotypes exist for a reason right? They're the typical traits you run into like white people being rich or black people leaping like frogs, or Jews being extortionists, though my favorite is how brown people like me are typically the help
@thoruszwolf4153
7 жыл бұрын
Just Imperial profiling... isn't it kind of him though, to assure you that your remains will be sent to the nation your race is most common, regardless of where you may actually be from. ... seems a lot like something the thalmor did with the Blades, so kind of them xD
@freeziboi3249
7 жыл бұрын
Thorus Zwolf They just might toss your remains in a pile labeled "trash".
@loganhiltibidal799
7 жыл бұрын
Alex DuRain Except non of those are typical traits of any of those races, except the black one
@gloriouskaiser6610
7 жыл бұрын
Glowaru Cuz he's a Nord
@dividedreality9708
6 жыл бұрын
"So I asked this prisoner who they were, and then all of a sudden, different races and different faces kept changing back and forth.. *..I've seen some shit."*
@brandonvistan7444
6 жыл бұрын
He should be made general for all the things he's experienced.
@arconii2491
4 жыл бұрын
damn i miss rogue
@gatodotrigun9567
4 жыл бұрын
Divided Reality big titty onee san race
@tolgcast
4 жыл бұрын
Name checks out.
@keyboundDragon
4 жыл бұрын
Yay a rougeshadow reference
@flamebird2218
4 жыл бұрын
"You Maormer have a bad reputation. How did you get to Tamriel without the Thalmor trying to kill you?" "Captain, what should we do, he's not on the list?" "Forget the list, he goes to the block!" "By your orders, captain. "I'm sorry, we'll make sure your remains are returned to Pyandonea." "Follow the captain, prisoner." ... "Next, the sea elf!"
@michaelolmos8257
2 жыл бұрын
IF the newest elder scroll ever comes out i hope to the fictional the nine that bethesda adds in new races to roleplay this around. starting with the dwemer and hopefully this maormer
@underthependulum3484
4 жыл бұрын
Hadvar: Hadvar? thought I was..wait...what? Captain, what should I do, I’m not on the list. Captain: Forget the list, this is our way of telling you you’re fired and sentenced to execution. Hadvar: I’m sorry. I should of asked before taking your sweet roll
@RyzoLND
4 жыл бұрын
KZitem algorithm : *watch this video* Me: *by your orders, captain*
@leysont
4 жыл бұрын
Forget the algorithm, KZitem goes to the block.
@CabinetGremlin
7 жыл бұрын
Well, anyone would be intrigued by your race if they saw you stand there for half an hour constantly morphing your race and facial features into something completely different.
@richardhead7161
6 жыл бұрын
Hydrofyre 😂😂😂😂
@thunderplunder1013
6 жыл бұрын
That profile picture
@dependsonwhosasking
6 жыл бұрын
And switching genders.
@christopheresquire947
6 жыл бұрын
Hydrofyre hadvar has seen some shit.
@MikaeruDaiTenshi
6 жыл бұрын
The cake is a lie.
@TheDemarie09
4 жыл бұрын
Me completely amazed because I’ve never chosen anything other than kajiit: 👁👄👁
@kanegarvey3188
4 жыл бұрын
Argonian: "I am the King of Black Marsh and my people!" Hadar: " Dockworker eh?"
@j.vinton4039
3 жыл бұрын
“The lizard in rags” Me as an Argonain: 😡😡😡😡😡
@werty21100
3 жыл бұрын
Argonian: [TRIGGERED]
@conorwreckoner
3 жыл бұрын
😂
@hendrixhotel
3 жыл бұрын
"Next time I hear another GOD DAMN farm tool joke-"
@hides-in-marshes1434
3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, I came all the way to Skyrim from Black Marsh by the order of An-Xileel themself as an ambassador to the Empire. Some weird guards caught me for absobutely nothing, and what do you think that dumb xhutha kuuda said? A FUKCING DOCKWORKER! And what do you think another, an even dumber kuuda said when I was not on their stupid list because I literally did nothing wrong? FORGET THE LIST, WE'LL FUCKING KILL AN AMBASSADOR FOR NO FUCKING REASON! I am sure that it is their standard procedure now to *fucking kill everyone they meet* . Good thing that my personal shelik'uth got to Helgen on time and explained to that bitch everything they needed to explain. I'm sitting in some city here right now, probably Whiterun, exhausted, angry and kaoc'. Would not recommend ever coming to this shithole of a province. Cold weather, harsh people, dumb guards, both Hist sap and skooma are illegal here.
@formidablefriend8228
6 жыл бұрын
Imagine how controversial this would be in the real world. "I'm sorry. We'll make sure your remains are returned to Africa."
@mcm203
6 жыл бұрын
Formidable Foe exactly what I was thinking
@0422Juls
6 жыл бұрын
Formidable Foe goes to show how retardedly, overly "offended" people make themselves to be ...especially when it was meant as a respectable thing back in the day
@0422Juls
6 жыл бұрын
SlyBiffrons it still would be
@AlecEburhard
6 жыл бұрын
Hadvar: "I'm sorry. We'll make sure your remains return to Africa." Black guy: "Bruh, I'm from Minnesota..."
@alexbattaglia8297
6 жыл бұрын
Emrys Wledig is that a county in Africa
@stanislavteibas591
3 жыл бұрын
"Werewolf, how did a beast end up in here?" "Captain, what should we do? hes not on the list" "Forget the list, he goes to the silver bloods" "By your orders captain" "Im sorry, we'll make sure your soul is returned to hircine's training grounds" 😥
@destubae3271
3 жыл бұрын
You fleeing from Daggerfall, Breton? Fleeing from some court intrigue? Breton's Vietnam flashback: *HA HALT HALT HALT HHAALLTT HAL HALT*
@AmorFati99
4 жыл бұрын
"Todd Howard? Something here just doesn't seem to work..." ""Captain, what should we do? He's not on the list" "Forget the list. He goes to the block" "By your orders. Captain" "I'm sorry. We'll make sure your remains are returned to the Chess Club"
@Ajay-dy3xw
4 жыл бұрын
It just works
@BrenturoX
4 жыл бұрын
I'm laughing now, Imperials. Can you say the same?
@jodanjo4295
4 жыл бұрын
@Famous FOREVER Send Ulfric my regards!
@MoskHotel
4 жыл бұрын
Who’s laughing now? Not Todd, that’s for damn sure.
@hous3m0us3
4 жыл бұрын
Lol you referenced hia childhood 😂😂😂
@PyroSirBrad
4 жыл бұрын
"Another refugee? Gods really have abandone your people, Dark Elf." **sigh** you can say that again.
@BAGELMENSK
4 жыл бұрын
**says it again**
@maximillionchaoswolf
4 жыл бұрын
well thats Neloths fault.
@mistertaz94
4 жыл бұрын
*cries in missing Vivec*
@benjaminharmon6541
4 жыл бұрын
The Tribunal abandoned us, but the Reclamations never will.
@kosmas173
4 жыл бұрын
@@maximillionchaoswolf Why? What did Neloth do?
@Ryan-qn4hn
3 жыл бұрын
Hadvar "Your a long way from home Riften Guard" "Yeah I wouldn't be here if I didn't get that arrow to my knee"
@autocorrecter999
3 жыл бұрын
How is a guard getting executed-?
@Ryan-qn4hn
3 жыл бұрын
@@autocorrecter999 Idk I just liked the joke
@MrCh0o
2 жыл бұрын
@@autocorrecter999 Forget the guard, he goes to the block
@autocorrecter999
2 жыл бұрын
@@MrCh0o Oh, ok. Fair enough.
@MLG4TheWin
4 жыл бұрын
Hadvar: "Captain, what should we do? You are not on the list" Captain: "Forget the list. I'm going to the block" Hadvar: "By your orders, Captain." Hadvar: "I'm sorry captain, We'll make sure your remains will always stay on the block. Follow the executioner, Captain."
@bashersully7667
7 жыл бұрын
By Shor a Dwemer! I thought your kind was extinct! Captain, what should we do? His name isn't on the list. Forget the list, he goes to the block. By your orders captain. I'm sorry, we'll make sure your remains are uhhhh.... evaporated? Line up to extinction.
@skullbulldozer7675
7 жыл бұрын
to be more technical dwemer might not be extinct they just simply disappeared
@john-lj7te
7 жыл бұрын
Lol
@jefsuarez4056
7 жыл бұрын
Lol i love this. We'll make sure your remains are returned to uh...Moonshadow? Damn, lucky
@bashersully7667
7 жыл бұрын
Skull Bulldozer Yes but your average Nord doesn't know what happened in the heart chamber, only that there were Dwemer and not there isn't.
@dylanwight5764
7 жыл бұрын
We'll make sure your remains are... kept well away from the College of Winterhold
@Caine61
6 жыл бұрын
Hadvar: "You from one of the strongholds, Orc? How did you end up here?" Urag gro-Shub: "I am a librarian at the College of Winterhold!" Hadvar: "Captain, what should we do, he's not on the list." Urag gro-Shub: "Please make sure your hands are clean before touching that list." Hadvar: "What?" Urag gro-Shub: "I don't want to see you treating that list poorly. Are we clear?" Hadvar: "Uhh..." Urag gro-Shub: "I would be honored. Beyond honored to have such a list here at the College." Hadvar: *looks at list* "I'm sorry. I'll make sure you're sent to the Arcaneum."
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