Paul should have been credited a couple dozen more times.
@DewMan001
2 жыл бұрын
Or if you wanna go for concise credits, make it; Paul Saunders (x25)
@jackielinde7568
5 ай бұрын
How does one credit clones?
@SpawnofHastur
10 жыл бұрын
At first, I thought this said "Staggeringly Fast Lions" and then I was disappointed.
@Jandau85
10 жыл бұрын
Staggeringly Fast Loins
@IndyX
8 жыл бұрын
I feel disappointed that the credits say Appearing: Graham Stark, Paul Sanders, Paul Sanders, Paul Sanders, Paul Sanders, Paul Sanders, Paul Sanders etc
@RemyNote
8 жыл бұрын
That would indeed be funnier. Also bonus for off-screen ball throwing.
@LoydAvenheart
8 жыл бұрын
+IndyX don't say * I was confused.
@TJForceIX
8 жыл бұрын
+IndyX The credits do, however, completely forget that Kathleen was also in this one. (:
@RemyNote
8 жыл бұрын
It's not mentioning James either.
@kappaross6124
7 жыл бұрын
While many of them are out of a job, I'm glad to see that at least SOME Paul clones got a job hosting LoadingReadyLive.
@PlebNC
7 жыл бұрын
For just a $5 a month donation on the LLR Patreon, you can provide food, shelter and work for 3.2 Pauls. Without your donations, many Americans will have to do the low-paying god-awful jobs that Mexicans did once President Trump boots them out. Don't let an American take out your trash or cook you questionable street food, get a Paul clone to do it. Donate Now!
@jackielinde7568
5 ай бұрын
Hi, from the future. Oh, no. They didn't get rid of the Paul clones. They're kept in the basement of the Moonbase. It's why they kept moving. The steady supply of Paul clones has allowed LRR to expand the way they have. You can tell it's a clone from the original, as the clones all grew beards in explicatively. Come to think of it, I haven't seen shorn face Paul in quite some time. Maybe we need someone to look into that?
@Antimuffin
2 жыл бұрын
So glad KZitem randomly recommended this since that must mean the algorithm has rediscovered your videos, right? Nature is healing!!
@Splungified
10 жыл бұрын
Clearly they should just use their stable wormhole conduit to the argon mines of Thelios V to dump the excess gold, which they would obviously have a permit for.
@Shauntungosaurus
7 жыл бұрын
you my good sir, have no understanding of exponential growth.
@Splungified
7 жыл бұрын
I have a perfectly good understanding of exponential growth, good sir. What you seem to lack, on the other hand, is a sense of humour, for indeed I was making a joke. One told two years in the past, for that matter.
@saucefan1614
3 жыл бұрын
Gentlemen may I assure you that while staggeringly fast loans’s name is highly similar to staggeringly fast movers they are in no way shape or form related to each other and therefore do not have access to any wormholes either company may or may not have Also sfl is in no way related to sfm’s parent company “staggeringly slow teleporters “
@steveheist6426
10 ай бұрын
Staggeringly Fast Loans would then be able to leverage the Staggeringly Large Hole in Thelios V to store gold! For a bit anyway.
@michaelturner2806
2 жыл бұрын
Wow, such smooth faces, I barely recognized Paul, Paul, Paul, Paul, Paul, Paul, James, or Paul.
@Genderkaiser
10 жыл бұрын
On that day Paul became the Minions from Despicable Me.
@Neddyhk
3 жыл бұрын
I really love this sketch. It’s so creative and the execution is so simple.
@johnnyRandomadness
7 жыл бұрын
what i love about LRR's sense of humour, is they start out really slow, and kinda like a build up for something funny, just little not all that funny chuckles. Then they they slam you with a comedy climax, but it still remains dry witted.
@MrIcePho3nix
7 жыл бұрын
Jonathan Burton Please, for the love of god, don't say "they slam you with a comedy climax". We've been over this.
@johnnyRandomadness
7 жыл бұрын
lol
@gabbygamble5144
Жыл бұрын
Ancient gold
@graggergreat1
2 жыл бұрын
I have watched this sketch so many times in the past, But it was only today I noticed that the CRA accountant was handed a gold bar as she was speaking. Excellent Detail!
@DanielLCarrier
Жыл бұрын
And she picked it up with one hand, with no apparent effort. How strong is she?
@Draugo
10 жыл бұрын
If these people ever want to change offices I know a moving company they might want to look into...
@oafkad
10 жыл бұрын
There is a group of fangirls out there that just splooshed at the idea of infinite pauls.
@willowarkan2263
4 жыл бұрын
Are they called the Paulinas?
@Firestar4041
3 жыл бұрын
*slams desk Out.
@aidanmason4672
3 жыл бұрын
“Splooshed”
@softersideofbacon
10 жыл бұрын
I'm glad to see that the "Staggeringly fast" team is branching out into new business. Harvey must be quite the spokesman.
@leviadragon99
10 жыл бұрын
Sounds legit, who needs a functional economy anyway?
@christophedlauer1443
10 жыл бұрын
Yes - because an economy thats running on debt and made up values is far more functional then one backed by gold...
@threepoint14159265
9 жыл бұрын
Lorien vArden Lol but if you had an unending stream of gold, then gold would become utterly worthless. Not to mention you'd be crushed unless you were Scrooge McDuck.
@christophedlauer1443
9 жыл бұрын
***** If the access to gold is regulated by natural or artificial scarcity and there is a demand - yes, gold has a real value. Currencies have value based on the issuing authorities. Financial derivates and a staggering amount of stocks are not backed up by any value whatsoever as opposed to stocks backed by real industrial or commercial assetts (realwirtschaft in german)
@restlessDSM
10 жыл бұрын
Now offering free oranges. Come take as many oranges as you like. Please come, they are everywhere...OH GOD NO....
@ProtagonistOfficial
10 жыл бұрын
Everyone seems to be realizing the economic problems this would create. but no one seems to understand how big of a problem an exponentially increasing amount of humans would be.
@Deathmageddon
5 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: when the Spanish first started bringing back gold and silver from the Americas, the inflation caused by the sudden influx of wealth was devastating.
@Mameyaro
8 жыл бұрын
Would this place be able to give me a small loan of a million dollars?
@catoblepas2577
8 жыл бұрын
+Randy Buxsel Easy, they gave me 3.56 billion dollars to pay off my friends hospital bill.....
@rdubby1102
5 жыл бұрын
In New York, that’s not really a huge loan. Not enough to build a building.
@JakeTheLateCreates
10 жыл бұрын
This is one of the cleverest sketches you guys have done in a while. Bravo!
@casey6556
7 жыл бұрын
Article II of the Outer Space Treaty, 1967: "Outer space, including the moon and other celestial bodies, is not subject to national appropriation by claim of sovereignty, by means of use or occupation, or by any other means." What does that have to do with an alien matter replicator?
@Halotaku
7 жыл бұрын
It means that the government can't take away their non-existent teleporter and their matter replicator that isn't real.
@bbbzzz234
7 жыл бұрын
It means that space is a neutral entity, and therefore a matter replicator from space is also not subject to earth laws? I guess???
@DaveBarrack
7 жыл бұрын
As with any treaty, you have to read between the lines. It's more about what's not being said.
@casey6556
7 жыл бұрын
Dave Barrack It's like jazz then? 😂
@xaroxero
10 жыл бұрын
So...which one of you two played Kathleen?
@alexandersteel7272
10 жыл бұрын
don't forget james
@DXKramer
3 жыл бұрын
I'm sure a couple Pauls filled the roles nicely.
@NixodCreations
10 жыл бұрын
And thus, the entire human system of economy was ruined forever.
@neogatenova1706
10 жыл бұрын
Bit-coin.
@osriccauldwyn
10 жыл бұрын
Too late. It was ruined around when 90% of the world's wealth only exists electronically.
@leviadragon99
10 жыл бұрын
That's funny, I thought that happened when corporate deregulation started shuffling all the money upwards...
@Happilywanderin
10 жыл бұрын
nothing much would happen. Gold would become worthless but our economy is no longer based on gold so in the end corporations and states would just lose a lot of money. but if everyone does, no one hurts.
@alexandreduarte4448
10 жыл бұрын
***** 1929 disagrees...
@Drecon84
10 жыл бұрын
Oooh! I've been waiting for ages for a sequel to Suspiciously fast movers for ages. This is awesome :)
@ErikMm5
10 жыл бұрын
one of my favorite skits in a long time,
@embyrr922
10 жыл бұрын
Heeheehee! Staggeringly fast movers is one of my favourite LRR sketches, and now you've cloned it with much better lighting. :D:D:D
@druinofdraha
9 жыл бұрын
It always makes my day when Paul looks into the camera at the end...
@mangledpixel
10 жыл бұрын
You know, if you crosslink a pair of thermodynamic dimension reciprocators over the aperture of the Higgs Boson prism, then you can feedback the particle stream into a 12th power waveform matrix, giving you controllable levels of output by shunting excess matter into a dynamically created sub-universe. This may, however, cause slight amounts of singularity generation within the device, potentially sucking the entire solar system into a supermassive black hole, so do be careful.
@solhsa
10 жыл бұрын
Or in the language of star trek the next generation script, "You know, TECH TECH, this may, however, TECH, so be careful."
@applejinx7172
10 жыл бұрын
…OR SO THEY SAY
@TheRealSkeletor
10 жыл бұрын
Jari Komppa Forgot the square brackets.
@TheMonyarm
6 жыл бұрын
I love this and the video about the staggeringly fast moving company.
@doctorGunsforhands
10 жыл бұрын
Someone needs to get on writing the LRR campaign setting. I've already got like 3 adventure ideas between this, the Warriors, gypsy curses and the hot sauce thing.
@Taylahay
5 жыл бұрын
I would love too see a new installment in this series!
@PhasicDaneel
4 жыл бұрын
Need to be able to like this again. Especially after seeing the loading time for it
@TheWeirdlyenough
9 жыл бұрын
There matter generator is actually an infinite mana generator. He said it was alien technology so it must have been phyrexian alter that combo'd out with doubling season.
@Firestar4041
3 жыл бұрын
But can it . . . replicate pizza? "Yes." God tier.
@machuga14
9 жыл бұрын
Found it. Loved it. Shared it.
@tomavent2283
5 жыл бұрын
When I’m in my 40’s, this is where I want to be
@rystalquinn
3 жыл бұрын
A classic for all ages.
@oyleslyck
10 жыл бұрын
This one is inspired. It is awesome. You might even say, it's "golden." **dodges barrage of rotten tomatoes**
@vlanoik
6 жыл бұрын
The ad for this video was for a loaning service, how fitting
@staley101
8 жыл бұрын
if only Cash Converters worked like this, I'd be able to retire 😀
@MikeSmith916
8 жыл бұрын
I finally figured it out. Paul must have gone to the Muppet School of the Arts to develop his acting style. Well at least one of him did.
@bmac3738
10 жыл бұрын
Some quality technobable there
@tthor9268
7 жыл бұрын
This will always be a classic to me~
@MestHoop
10 жыл бұрын
Classic Paul sketch :D
@Ruralmn
8 жыл бұрын
Would they approve my personal loan so I could get a tier one modern deck?
@kainhighwind2
7 жыл бұрын
There's only so much gold in the world, sorry.
@kinger8471
3 жыл бұрын
kainhighwind2 Unless they have a matter replicater machine, buts thats just ridiculous, right?
@ScottJohnHarrison
10 жыл бұрын
Of course - It is a sequel to "Suspiciously Good Movers"
@charliesernovitz3024
6 жыл бұрын
SO MANY PAULS, ITS AMAZING
@ImperfectCitizen
7 жыл бұрын
All the Hats! All of them!
@Sommer57
10 жыл бұрын
Suspiciously specific denial.
@Tbcw42
7 жыл бұрын
Well now we know why Paul is always at the moonbase.
@turtle3611
5 жыл бұрын
The spiderverse looks different than I remember.
@danielbacot96
8 жыл бұрын
Omg this is the best!
@Chaosmage42
10 жыл бұрын
well this sounds totally find and can't possibly back fire in any way possible. Also you should try something else like staggeringly fast mail order brides -because you start cloning them -or you could do staggeringly fast livestock -solve the worlds food problems
@jonasobrist
10 жыл бұрын
What was the kickstarter for then?! I feel ripped off now!
@DLiev
10 жыл бұрын
Looks legit to me. I'll swing by after work.
@slycooperscane
7 жыл бұрын
I like the one with his hat on backwards
@zeophlite
10 жыл бұрын
Appearing in the credits is missing Kathleen and James
@JonasJudge
10 жыл бұрын
And Paul. And Paul and Paul and Paul...
@CrazyJoeMalloy
6 жыл бұрын
The ad for a pay day loan company before THIS video was almost too much.
@IronicCliche
10 жыл бұрын
On the down side, gold would become worthless. Upside dramatic decreases in semi conductor prices. So inflation minded investors switch to bit coins and everyone wins.
@IronicCliche
10 жыл бұрын
***** "getting in late" is a bit of a misnomer because the bit coin will still have some innate value once the bubble pops, namely as an efficient means of trade. This type of innate value is not to be underestimated as it was the key element that made gold so important during the mercantile age. Because of this, it wouldn't be an unwise investment to get into after the bubble pops, especially in a speculative sci-fi world where gold can be infinitely replicated.
@MrAtoni
10 жыл бұрын
Aw... They forgot to say what address to go to... :-(
@Matazuma
5 жыл бұрын
thats a lot of baseball hats
@GirlPainting
8 жыл бұрын
I´ll take 50 of those plz ^^
@DXKramer
3 жыл бұрын
Fifty gold bars or fifty Pauls?
@GirlPainting
3 жыл бұрын
@@DXKramer yes
@amunra13
10 жыл бұрын
Oh god. Paul army returns. What was the name of the last one? Will this be a trilogy?
@richardpointer
7 жыл бұрын
I think they should make a follow up video to this one where they crater the world gold market...
@Masterofchaos9999
10 жыл бұрын
This calls for a road trip to where ever this business is, I will assume Victoria, Canada.
@DarkMalady
3 жыл бұрын
I really could do with one of these right now. I think most of us could.
@zechariahunderwood50
3 жыл бұрын
6 years ago? Is it to late to ask for another in the staggeringly fast series?
@Therberus
10 жыл бұрын
On no the Pauls !
@Blackwarkthephoenix
10 жыл бұрын
Gold is actually a pretty useful metal, even if it becomes common and loses its worth. Therefore I welcome this new economic venture of yours and shall be by shortly to pick up some gold. I intent to rewire my entire place with blingtastic conductors.
@kristianfischer9814
10 жыл бұрын
Heeeeeey, those guys look familiar...
@KuraIthys
8 жыл бұрын
Great, great. Uhm... 100 million should do, for now. Thanks.
@charlieanderson7609
9 жыл бұрын
Kathleen should have said "Everything is fine"
@GoblinTinkerer
2 жыл бұрын
I know that they probably didn't pay the bills, but I really miss the sketch comedy.
@omega696
10 жыл бұрын
OOoooh OOoh Oooh, Can I apply for a loan please!!! I need to borrow a Million pounds.... to cover stuff and things till pay day.
@Kthanid
10 жыл бұрын
like a million pounds the currency or a literal million pounds of gold?
@omega696
10 жыл бұрын
Six of One, Half a dozen of the other really. Either option would work fine ;)
@vamplord1994
10 жыл бұрын
Yeah, i'd like to get some money :3
@Noisyblizzard
8 жыл бұрын
what is the song in the background you already used it in an older vid but I just can not find the song...
@johannesschubert7739
5 жыл бұрын
I love Glod
@sanityisrelative
4 жыл бұрын
My only question is how they interpret "Outer space, including the moon and other celestial bodies, is not subject to national appropriation by claim of sovereignty, by means of use or occupation, or by any other means." to mean that they can legally create matter with a transporter?
@TheWAYF
10 жыл бұрын
I feel like the Staggeringly Fast Service Providers are being irresponsible in MANY ways... but they DO create a damn good clone army of Paul, so...
@neogatenova1706
10 жыл бұрын
Yeah but he's Paul... o.o
@Scott-J
10 жыл бұрын
A responsible payday loan company would have created a clone army of Andy.
@ambellinacambria4212
10 жыл бұрын
If they were truly irresponsible, they would've made a clone army of Beej.
@paulchapman8023
7 жыл бұрын
I know it's been two years, but they did make a clone army of Beej.
@wwefreak62
3 жыл бұрын
google banner ad that show up: Get the medical loan you need. Srsly Google?
@TotemSP2
5 жыл бұрын
Assuming you had a teleporter, even though I understand that you do not, why would you keep it on the same floor as your office complex??
@IceWhiteDragon
10 жыл бұрын
Hilarious :)
10 жыл бұрын
Rather than gold, can I have my own Paul?
@Freelancer4tehwin
8 жыл бұрын
"Outer space, including the moon and other celestial bodies, is not subject to national appropriation by claim of sovereignty, by means of use or occupation, or by any other means."? What does that have to do with alien matter replication tech?
@hornylink
8 жыл бұрын
+Freelancer4tehwin making money is illegal, making money in space is fine though
@Halotaku
7 жыл бұрын
It also means that any government cannot claim any alien tech that they obviously do not possess.
@TheNewtC
10 жыл бұрын
www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/loadingreadyrun/5048-Suspiciously-Good-Movers HA, I found it! I was trying to remember what this reminded me of.
@Hakimakitak
10 жыл бұрын
Awesome! Now they can rent as many limos as they want!
@Lumpyrox1412
10 жыл бұрын
Why not just buy one :S
@aoedot
10 жыл бұрын
Lumpyrox Think you missed the joke... That was a reference...
@lokilxix
8 жыл бұрын
where do i sign up for the money?
@LaughingComedian
10 жыл бұрын
Seems legit.
@wolfonegr
10 жыл бұрын
You guys managed to correctly describe today's global economic system quite acutely...with the exception of not demanding payment in return....I love you guys.
@foobar201
10 жыл бұрын
Credits should have read: Graham, Paul, Paul, Paul, Paul, Paul, Paul....
@patchey8019
3 жыл бұрын
The value of gold would drop so fast xD
@AWJFunk
10 жыл бұрын
expo 86 ftw!
@KelbaughJAK
10 жыл бұрын
I think they cut off too much Kathleen's Gold bar
@aidanmason4672
3 жыл бұрын
Seems legit
@kflash17
Жыл бұрын
why does it say that on the sign?!
@MRBouma
10 жыл бұрын
where can i get me some :D
@Tzen03
10 жыл бұрын
I was expecting the credits to list "Graham Stark" "Paul Saunders" "Paul Saunders" "Paul Saunders" "Paul Saunders" "Paul Saunders" etc!
@sonsofsparda22
9 жыл бұрын
Kathleen....you looked at the script/card during your bit, not the camera. Was that on purpose?
@meeperator
9 жыл бұрын
I just understood it to be the financial report she was commenting on.
@AkujiMalice
8 жыл бұрын
+m33p That'd be the case, too. they use a tablet for their script in situations like this.
@Sandalphonium
8 жыл бұрын
+sonsofsparda22 It's a joke on her being bought out. They gave her gold to read a script. In this cannon she isn't an actress.
@Thecyclongamer
10 жыл бұрын
Are you sure you don't have Matter replication technology?
@NerdsmithTV
10 жыл бұрын
I was kind of hoping the credits would read Graham Stark Paul Saunders Paul Saunders Paul Saunders Paul Saunders Paul Saunders Paul Saunders Paul Saunders Paul Saunders Paul Saunders Paul Saunders Paul Saunders Paul Saunders Paul Saunders Paul Saunders Paul Saunders Paul Saunders with Kathleen DeVere and Paul Saunders
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