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@mantovannni
2 ай бұрын
I missed the sermon with you legends I have been ill and just trying to recover. Thanks for all the content Sensei.
@abcdefgcdefg5178
2 ай бұрын
I found your channel last week and laughed so hard that I have been watching your entire catalog, thank you so much for the laughs!
@1970DAH
2 ай бұрын
6:55 Slight delay in the blurring, dear Sermon Leader. I am sure Sensei is pleased, however.
@robertsantoro3034
2 ай бұрын
Who is your favorite Australian action hero “VATO”….. I mean…MATE….?
@greenkoopa
2 ай бұрын
I'm disappointed in Nico as well
@BigLebowski324
2 ай бұрын
He flaps his arms like that because it makes him run faster than any man on earth.
@SvendleBerries
2 ай бұрын
By flapping his arms and hands like that, he creates rips in the atmosphere around him which lessens the usual resistance us mere mortals are forced to live with every day.
@scottmccrea1873
2 ай бұрын
I thought that was him using the Force to attract all the hot 18 year olds....
@paulf2898
2 ай бұрын
It's called a constipated run,😂you know,the run you make on the way to the toilet as you feel a turtle head poking out 😂
@Sensei.shonuff
2 ай бұрын
I use to love his movies as a kid i cant even lie
@rfrancoi
2 ай бұрын
Thats because we didn't know better. Bet you don't wait it now.
@Sensei.shonuff
2 ай бұрын
@@rfrancoi mma actually ruined alot of movies for me
@sergiokaminotanjo
2 ай бұрын
Part of growing up is to acknowledge how stupid we were as kids
@DarthDrizzle
2 ай бұрын
Same. I was a massive fan. Not going to lie. I still like his older movies
@befan14
2 ай бұрын
I can relate my dad liked these movies and it was favorite bonding moments growing up watching 80s-90s action movies
@user-hb7py7xy7b
2 ай бұрын
When I was small kid Above the law, Marked for death and Under siege were among my favorite movies.
@bazf9564
2 ай бұрын
Wat about "Out for Justice" U seen Ritchie 😂
@TranceMasterJack
2 ай бұрын
Did you ever watch blazing saddles?
@mantovannni
2 ай бұрын
Back in the time when acting with Seagal wasn't hazardous to anybody's career. Well at least Keith David just never stops being in almost absolutely everything.
@miqvPL
2 ай бұрын
Seeing Seagal pray to himself for forgiveness was peak cinema
@glowing571
2 ай бұрын
There are many great eras in the Seagal pantheon. The era where he was bloated, Asian and spouted incoherent philosophy. The era when he became black and called everyone else white. The era when he was a Russian Mongolian. But the era when he was Italian and ran like a less elegant Forrest Gump is glorious.
@Chameleon1981
2 ай бұрын
And a quick internet search yields this His father - Ashkenazi Jewish mother - English,German Irish and dutch
@timbothejedi4146
Ай бұрын
Don't forget his looks 100% so probably is 100% mohawk grandma
@carlossombrero3136
2 ай бұрын
''She's dead but... whatever'' lmao you know the Sensei too well
@EvilMaleficus
2 ай бұрын
Say what you will, he's old films are still a great watch.
@charlessedlacek5754
Ай бұрын
His early films were good..after 1992, straight to video.
@baltazarsanchez886
20 күн бұрын
@@charlessedlacek5754 1996*
@matthewhopkins666
2 ай бұрын
All thanks go to Paul. *Thank You Paul*
@steves1112000
2 ай бұрын
Sensei Jellyroll runs like an unstrung puppet.
@AztecUnshaven
2 ай бұрын
This movie is legit fantastic. Killer soundtrack, brutal fight scenes, great supporting cast, and a badass villian with a clever twist.
@setokaiba5364
2 ай бұрын
I Forgot How GLORIOUS His Running Is ⚘️😂
@Ranif182
2 ай бұрын
thanks, Paul.
@Levente20
2 ай бұрын
I Love his early movies 😊
@cliffgray9155
2 ай бұрын
Many thanks for your outstanding work.the commentary and the names of seagal had me laughing so much.your videos always cheer me up.
@EddieJr8611
2 ай бұрын
Ya know?! Thank you Paul
@ColeVickSheepShearer
2 ай бұрын
The best movie will be named Seagal Seagals Seagal.
@USArmyVet91
2 ай бұрын
Absolutely brilliant! Must have laughed about 10 times throughout this dead on accurate review of this Awesome film.. AND it was so nice to hear your sincere love and admiration of the great one we all hold deep down inside well somewhere deep and down... PLUS I have to say that YOU sir, are a Legend. Thank you for the awesome content!
@senseiseagal1983
2 ай бұрын
Thanks for watching mate. 🤘🙏 May Seagal bless you with cookies an slave your birthday un-snatched
@manher4335
2 ай бұрын
Not even 3 seconds in and I'm blindsided by "Sensei PB&J" lmao.
@HJG-1019
Ай бұрын
The _"ya know"_ montage had me in stitches.... _Sped up it sounds like a swarm of mosquitoes!_ 😅🦟😅🦟😅🦟😅🦟😅
@kwdoug
2 ай бұрын
Thank you grandmaster thunderbunny. your wordsmithing kept me from jumping off a bridge. I need a cookie
@corykulenski3974
2 ай бұрын
Have we ever figured out that there is no Richie? ….”You know”
@CursedCommentaries
2 ай бұрын
That confession is so segal."its all HER fault" >:v
@EddieJr8611
2 ай бұрын
Just finished with your live stream about this, love all your content man, good stuff!
@jamesm0075
2 ай бұрын
Sinsai STAY PUFF
@ProudhonKropotkin
Ай бұрын
I’ve been sick and grumpy af for two weeks. The montage at 2:50 made me laugh the hardest I’ve laughed since I got sick. Thanks bro🤙
@juanserra1720
2 ай бұрын
Thank you very much Paul.
@WeerdWulf
2 ай бұрын
Marked for Death, Above the Law (aka Nico), Out for Justice and Under Siege are still Seagals best movies
@jefftaylor8294
2 ай бұрын
hard to kill
@sevenproxies4255
2 ай бұрын
Steven Seagal is like a really great song. He Slaps.
@Tim_the_Enchanter
2 ай бұрын
Forgive me father, for I have loved the shit out of all the cookies. Thank you, Paul.
@tonyhumphries5934
2 ай бұрын
Let me tac up 😂😂 One of favorite lines
@contemporaryhumours
2 ай бұрын
Yo man. While since I dropped a comment so Heil Seagull and thay you, Paul for the video. Good job as always.
@AlthorDhoom
Ай бұрын
I'm not sure when, what time, year or reaching artistic enlightenment (I was 15) I realized Sensei Several satchel bags was a lie. I was born in 1965. Did I predict the massive art of Master Singingwind 'hoooooooo' or did he? What art. What whisper between the bamboo spires. Singwind. love your stuff. Real full face smile and often bursts of laughter.
@solid_fire9388
13 күн бұрын
his old movie are great, marked for death is my favorite
@jamesbriggs378
Ай бұрын
Making a deal with the devil is the only explanation for Steven Seagal’s career.
@Lady1974M
2 ай бұрын
And our Sensei Peanut Butter Balls is just as lithe and attractive with a full head of luxuriously thick hair today as he was a million years ago! Long live cookies!! Thank you Paul.☺
@Levente20
2 ай бұрын
"PLUS!!"
@johnwirth4126
2 ай бұрын
Been looking forward to this one! Thank you!
@kariarabellalassauniere402
Ай бұрын
Big Poppa Poonani Pounder!!! Please stop! I am already crying and my tummy hurts from laughing.
@corykulenski3974
2 ай бұрын
Growing up in an affluent Italian neighborhood I can tell you for sure that no one says bing bang boom like that
@TranceMasterJack
2 ай бұрын
No it's bada bing Bada boom!
@crissayago6070
2 ай бұрын
On the 1993 song Mee vs My Ego by the gangsta rap group Above The Law they use a of sample Screwface’s “who are you afraid of” line
@2024_R_I_S_I_N_G_
2 ай бұрын
ATL, Mee vs My Ego! That's a good track!
@bligh1156
2 ай бұрын
Three movies or so from back then are great, including this one, even today... entertainment-wise anyway. Entertaining in a "Commando" movie sort of way.
@nurco1000
2 ай бұрын
Cannot wait for your videos Thank you Paul
@dunngyllite7883
2 ай бұрын
No dancing in a Thai Bar in a land far far away, so this movie is only a nine out of ten cookies.
@pmp2559
2 ай бұрын
SpaceIce
@marksimmo8626
2 ай бұрын
Brilliant 😂 hats off to you sir great up load classic 😅😅
@izzatfauzimustafa6535
Ай бұрын
Seagal just can't get rid off the "wimpy kid" running style and mannerism.
@Sou1defiler
2 ай бұрын
4:17 He's just checking to see if she was breathing!! I mean the blood coming from the mouth and the blank expression is usually a giveaway to us mere mortals of movie demise but for our Lord and Sensei a bleedingmouth and a blank expression just meant she is in recovery mode from a good hard Seagaling.
@SonzOfEnoch
2 ай бұрын
"QUICKLY" My fav Steve Seg Quote
@cliffgray9155
2 ай бұрын
1.14mins in.the sunlight shows just how much his hair line was escaping.
@eddiecatflap3838
2 ай бұрын
I remember watching this when it was released. I enjoyed watching Sensei Jello Jowls beating the birthdays out of the bad guys.
@AbsolvedSoul
2 ай бұрын
I've been modeling myself on the great Seagal all my life, who hasn't! I have long hair but sadly mine is far too think on top and I have a great hairline! Does anyone have any tips on recreating the natural Seagal hair before he hid his loss so well? Thank you Paul!
@B-Rex_
2 ай бұрын
He runs so fast you can see his hair thinning at the beginning
@kevinramsey417
2 ай бұрын
Back when Seagal made real movies.
@what1111
2 ай бұрын
cheeky edits yet again love it
@primitivebulliestony9090
2 ай бұрын
Seagal can only fool kids cause once upon a time he fooled me😂
@shanewoods1980
2 ай бұрын
THANK YOU VERY MUCH PAUL!!🫡🫡
@connormcclenny9681
2 ай бұрын
Marked for death rocks. You can't change my mind
@artursp6622
2 ай бұрын
This video is so unnecessary and at the same time very necessary at this time! Thank you!
@benitomaldonado7080
2 ай бұрын
Loved the 80’s and 90’s Seagal movies 🍿
@TheFlyingRaptor
2 ай бұрын
I love the alternate storyline, much more compelling than the actual movie!
@alastairfraser8177
2 ай бұрын
Thank you sensei seagal and thank you Paul
@WakandaForever1776
2 ай бұрын
I still want that full game of Steven Seagal for the SNES......make it happen Aliexpress
@yellowdancer7055
Ай бұрын
A lot of weed and I believe I have binge watched your entire channel in 3 days.... (Chef 💋)
@senseiseagal1983
Ай бұрын
Slow down my friend. I don't want you getting bored of me 😂
@yellowdancer7055
Ай бұрын
@@senseiseagal1983 yes Sensei
@farrencarr9540
2 ай бұрын
Love it dude!! Funny as fuck 😂😂
@senseiseagal1983
2 ай бұрын
Thanks mate
@farrencarr9540
2 ай бұрын
Thank you my friend, your videos bring me hours of laughs and help take my mind of any crappy things going on. If I had the finances I’d contribute to your channel but I’m afraid it ain’t so. Keep the videos coming legend!!
@senseiseagal1983
2 ай бұрын
I'm glad you enjoy it my friend, and gives you a break from the bullshit. Thanks for the comments and likes mate. It all helps 🙏🙏
@SinethembaMbebe
2 ай бұрын
I wish I can love myself the way sensei loves himself, if that's even possible
@billyclutterbucket2754
2 ай бұрын
A honest sensi always pays for his crack😂
@om3g4z3r0
2 ай бұрын
THE ARBITER IS IN THIS MOVIE?!?!
@lorinwatson1205
2 ай бұрын
Check out Pitch Black and Chronicles of Riddick.
@michaelshannon8046
2 ай бұрын
When I was in the 6th grade,I was asked who my favorite actor was. I said as seriously as I could Steven Seagal. Why??? To fuck with that person.
@daifukulatte8579
2 ай бұрын
"he runs like half a fruit cake"
@mgtowproperties
2 ай бұрын
Marked for death was the best movie ever made
@user-ov7ci8tp8v
2 ай бұрын
Thank you paul
@porkfang
2 ай бұрын
@the 13;16 mark, what's up with that statue from "Total Recall." 420 THANK YOU PAUL.
@2024_R_I_S_I_N_G_
2 ай бұрын
I saw Out For Justice in theatres🎉
@iRQ.s
2 ай бұрын
It is awesome! Aaand the movie is good too)
@tuvia4082
2 ай бұрын
Sensei smelly yeast infection rules.
@titijijo1047
27 күн бұрын
I love your big daddy and sensei titles. Dude bro how do you think of this shit
@attiasprouse682
2 ай бұрын
Spot on.
@TimothyAdams-ln2jr
2 ай бұрын
Say what you will about O Sensei---he gets that Hawk Tuah!
@om3g4z3r0
2 ай бұрын
I play as Danny Trejo in Crime Norris Chuck City, that game is really missing Seagal.
@kilgoretrout9725
2 ай бұрын
YYYEEEAAAHHHBBBOOOIII!!!
@rfrancoi
2 ай бұрын
JEEEZZUUSS....
@GV-ek5rj
2 ай бұрын
This made my day way less, shif. Thank you, Paul.
@user-mr4kn1sq1s
2 ай бұрын
Master Seagull 💨💩💨💨💨 Oops done some poops)))
@maxserver3985
2 ай бұрын
fortunately the cookies in the jar were untouched otherwise slappity slap head comes off
@tonyerickson1130
2 ай бұрын
Paul step away from the cookies thoughs belong to seasei big papa. But thank you 😊
@650nelson
2 ай бұрын
Big Daddy Deluxe Pizza's dumpster runneth over
@foppishdilletaunt9911
2 ай бұрын
Did you say “Masculine Stallion” or “Mescaline stallion ?” If it’s the latter, Vato Trejo gave it to Sensei, not me 😵💫… 1:10
@KnightWriter13
3 күн бұрын
Big daddy dodo bird! 😂
@chrisbg99
2 ай бұрын
Poor Keith. Got to work with Rowdy Roddy Piper and then slummed it with Seagal.
@mr-bradstar3786
2 күн бұрын
Jimmy cliff got music
@PaulJohn283
2 ай бұрын
I ❤️ those movies when I was a kid
@guiltytrain3689
2 ай бұрын
All of Sensei Waddle Waddle movies are multi-cultural. The Sensei is half of every race on Earth.
@wiseguy9202
2 ай бұрын
I didn't know much about him back then, but at the time watching his movies, I really didn't care for him as an action star. I was still stuck on Cobra killing the psychos and even Danielson.
@fredricclack7137
2 ай бұрын
my FAV Sensei Suckall!
@TheSound0fLegends
2 ай бұрын
Keith David is one of the best actors of our time.
@2024_R_I_S_I_N_G_
2 ай бұрын
Great acting ability, and voice! Keith David did Gargoyles and the HBO Spawn series as well! The man stayed busy, especially in the 90s!
@burtknighten4438
2 ай бұрын
Truly
@Chameleon1981
2 ай бұрын
Why this movie never got the aclaim it deserved i will never know it should😂
@hubertrozalski7070
2 ай бұрын
Hey guys, I have a problem. Anyone seen Ritchie?
@robpelick7460
Ай бұрын
Screwface is my all-time favorite name for a movie character
@joseantoniomillabrito2764
2 ай бұрын
06:24 Why James Newton Howard is in this movie?... probably the same reason Tommy Lee Jones and Gary Busey worked with Big Pappa Pickle Peanut once. Sensei Peanut butter had a great cast there, actually.
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