Katherine: "What's your name?" Greg: "Greg...?" Katherine: "Noooo" Greg: "...yes???" Katherine *with glee*: "I changed it!!" :D
@UsernameyMcUsernameFace
9 ай бұрын
My favourite exchange in all of Taskmaster.
@DrZaius3141
9 ай бұрын
Aaaah, back when not everyone had realized yet that the lord-thingy was a scam.
@Si74l0rd
9 ай бұрын
@@DrZaius3141 A couple of my mates still haven't realised that, no matter how much I try and tell them. One of them got his driving license details changed to reflect his lordly status, so I'm waiting with baited breath to see what happens next time he gets pulled by the police!
@madamemystery4256
6 ай бұрын
@@Si74l0rd how bad a driver is your friend for you to be certain he will get pulled over by the police?
@Si74l0rd
6 ай бұрын
@@madamemystery4256 Not so much that he's a bad driver as he lives in an area where there's a lot of police activity.
@potterpotty01
Жыл бұрын
I refuse to believe nobody tweeted "it's like a casserole down there"
@ApolloHeliosPhoebus
11 ай бұрын
An ABSOLUTE casserole
@kaskaus
11 ай бұрын
Or "you've got no chutzpah, and your timekeeping is abysmal"
@Miroslava_Ivanova
11 ай бұрын
It got to Mike and I was waiting for it...and it wasn't there 😭😅 P.s. And him actually taking the hat off to reveal the mohawk, too
@lunarixis9957
10 ай бұрын
Also Liza cackling like a gremlin, or 'I was *open*'
@LucyGem98
10 ай бұрын
"Do we strike you?" is still one of the funniest questions to ever be asked unprovoked
@Si74l0rd
9 ай бұрын
Rosalind didn't have any sense of humour at all, that was what made the whole task so cripplingly funny for me. I mean, I can understand not liking the Bob, Sally and Aisling song, given the contents and chorus especially lol, but Nish and Mark did the sweetest performance I think I've ever seen and she didn't even smile at that one either!
@iluvdissheet
9 ай бұрын
Do we strike you? What's your favorite meat? Do you wanna fly? 😂😂 Bob is precious
@RhombusObstacle
7 ай бұрын
"Are you a child of divorce?" is a strong contender for the podium as well.
@cuckoobrain7999
7 ай бұрын
@@Si74l0rd Just because they didn't react facially doesn't mean they didn't enjoy it
@americascreepyuncle
11 ай бұрын
James Acaster: "You know- I really wanted to be put on the girl's team,"
@mickeygray1955
10 ай бұрын
One of my favs is “No I’m not going to disqualify Nish, because let’s face it, the guy’s broken.”
@lelpato3327
2 ай бұрын
AH GOD I HATE THIS PROGRAM. I HATE IT I WISH I'D GONE TO LAW SCHOOL
@real_penguin16
11 ай бұрын
Alex: And here comes the noise… Alan Davies: WWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWW!!!!!!!! Everyone: 😂😂😂
@antorseax9492
11 ай бұрын
Guz Khan's monster was great too
@estherowl8075
2 жыл бұрын
Love that this is in roughly chronological order haha
@bethc6047
2 жыл бұрын
That’s all the intense admin, notes and folders coming into play
@estherowl8075
2 жыл бұрын
@@bethc6047 Well I noticed, so it was worth it! This is so good well doneeee
@imperiallegionnaire8344
11 ай бұрын
Alex: Is there some pineapple hidden in your arse Joe: Yes
@lucyicanel
9 ай бұрын
"I'm sorry. I thought we'd been grouped together as equal failures but it turns out I just found yet a new depth"
@SirPrizeMF
11 ай бұрын
John: "I've brought in, unm..." Greg: "Oh here we go" John: "a sailor hat" Greg: "Yep"
@taniskowalik5562
9 ай бұрын
I'm kind of surprised that Johnny's "III AM NOT A CROOK!" didn't make the list. That one was hilariously.
@ericaheap
Ай бұрын
don't forget "get in the back of the van!!"
@sarah.bea.
9 ай бұрын
“There has been another revelation” (Guz) // “The only one I care about getting right is Victoria!” - “And the only one you got right was Victoria.” (Greg/Alex) // “Wait what? What? Wait!” (Dara) “Whoa!”, “It’s me, Fern Brady, me Fern Brady!” (Fern)
@phodosanatka
11 ай бұрын
Where is "you've got no CHUZPHA!!!"😂
@Eddiember
10 ай бұрын
"Whisper 3 words starting with D, and ending with G." "Dog" "Guantanamo Bay"
@wiket728
10 ай бұрын
Daisy’s “it’s a fucking hippo”.
@felinetherapy4782
11 ай бұрын
I cannot see a lime without going A limmmeee! in my head.
@jimmyoutlaw9384
11 ай бұрын
I AM NOT A CROOK I AM NOT A CROOK
@blemmigan9564
11 ай бұрын
GETINTHEBACKOFTHEVAN!
@americascreepyuncle
11 ай бұрын
"Is that part of the task?" "Nah, I think thats just Johnny." 🤣
@qwertyTRiG
11 ай бұрын
Excellent selection, though I would have included Rose's 26" tower, and also Ed's despair at being put on a team with David.
@benglaser1345
11 ай бұрын
His "what in the living fuck have you done!" Killed me
@qwertyTRiG
11 ай бұрын
@@benglaser1345 "Just to check, have I been put on a team with David Baddiel?"
@benglaser1345
11 ай бұрын
@@qwertyTRiG well the other team had to pass it between three of them, so to make it fair you're on a team with david
@AnnabelNielsen
10 ай бұрын
Amazing! Can't believe no-one tweeted the 'Awwwwwww gang...' before the epic exotic sandwich eating 😂
@americascreepyuncle
11 ай бұрын
"You can't sit on Father Christmas' Face!" "Oh yes you can 😉🥵"
@homeiswonderland
6 ай бұрын
I need a million more minutes of Mel and Hugh making French noises. Thanks for this comp.
@hecticscone
9 ай бұрын
sometimes i just remember "her majesty the cream" and have a little giggle to myself
@lucyicanel
9 ай бұрын
From the series 15 spoon task: "Are you blind Ivo?" "They've blinded me Frankie. Only you can guide me" "Look down...do a 360" "I'm going to lead you into a situation of some danger" "IT'S A TWOER!" "oh it's the spoon hub...Frankie...we've had an absolute shocker"
@r.g.9717
11 ай бұрын
I can’t believe “I believe he has to go to Hawaii to consummate the marriage” didn’t make it!
@thomicrisler9855
11 ай бұрын
What's that from? xD I don't remember that one.
@r.g.9717
11 ай бұрын
@@thomicrisler9855 S4, finale! In the last prerecorded task Noel Fielding gets married to a rubber duckie. He points out to Greg that Tim Key, the officiant, actually got a license, but Alex pointed out that it was only valid in Hawaii. Not mentioned in the episode, but his girlfriend is called Birdy. So he’s definitely got a thing for fowl 😂
@MadcapShambleton
10 ай бұрын
@@r.g.9717 He is a crow, after all - a gothic crow.
@mxmschae
9 ай бұрын
A more recent one would have to be "Brace, Brace!" "I'm Bracing..." from Jenny and Alex in Series 15 that they ended up using for the very beginning of the intro for that series. I love Jenny. 😂
@jonathanrobles7377
10 ай бұрын
S7 Alex: (estatically) Do you want to see a team with an impressively even number of ribs? Greg: *looks at alex like wtf are you talking about anymore*
@TheHutchy01
2 ай бұрын
It's like the point in about series 12 where the Top Gear introductions turn into "Richard wears a hat, James wears a different hat, and I wear a hat"
@erinadams7556
10 ай бұрын
A LAMINATOR!!!!
@LivelyLinnea
11 ай бұрын
Fantastic. Only missing NO WAY!
@devilsivy777
10 ай бұрын
as a lesbian I do love the test your strength machines
@localbestie
9 ай бұрын
Two additions to this excellent compilation: Aisling's "Look how I found! It's little old Bob! Sallyyy!" and Jo Brand's "Oh Good God, it's David Baddiel."
@acookie7548
11 ай бұрын
(grandma voice) YOUVE BEEN A NAUGHTY BOY
@usmanwaheed3824
6 ай бұрын
It is quite something that Taksmaster shaped Joe Lycett in to the advocate for justice he has become
@mablaba3629
10 ай бұрын
Okay now you need to do part 2 with all the suggestions from the comments. My suggestion is "I've been looking for an excuse to get into my car boot"😂
@benglaser1345
11 ай бұрын
It's an absolute casserole down there!
@TheHutchy01
2 ай бұрын
It's only when you see it in a compilation like this, that you realise how unhinged it is.
@gariden
9 ай бұрын
i watch taskmaster when stressed and this is reminding me why. you get such hilarity from groups of british comedians. i don’t know if i’d survive being american
@koira163
7 ай бұрын
taskmaster never fails to make my day just a bit better
@sveniusz
11 ай бұрын
Liza Tarbuck "Thank you! Woohohoo, ahahahaha!" (as she runs away)
@albertobellido95
10 ай бұрын
If this continues with the newer series, that time Morgana literally called Alex a f*cking w*nker has to be on it.
@robinregenberg8222
9 ай бұрын
”Ah, I’ve just seen the little fucker!”
@treehousekohtao
10 ай бұрын
I don't think we should be laughing at Paul anymore Sarah Pascoe
@MadcapShambleton
10 ай бұрын
"Eat your exotic sandwich" "Ahhh, the perfect stuff!" "I better activate Jamali" Great upload - five points!
@lucysmith9064
11 ай бұрын
I can't believe nobody thought to put Bob Mortimers toilet habits, or that as a child someone took a poo on the sand pit 😂
@threeleggedcat
11 ай бұрын
oh my god the Nish Kumar white stripes joke hhh, I didn’t get that when I originally watched it but now I do lmao Nish nooo
@mollymcdade4031
6 ай бұрын
This made me realise that the phrase ‘filthy little ferret’ that Greg enjoyed Alex saying (reading from the fanfic titles) is his own phrase that he forgot 😂
@Adrianovaz2007
6 ай бұрын
Series 6 has been done dirty! Only two quotes!? And nothing from the Have fun task to boot!
@juliedunagan7340
11 ай бұрын
I love this! 😂❤😂 Thank you for creating it.
@gabbaghouly
10 ай бұрын
"You've got no Chutzpah!!"
@samakafrisco1759
11 ай бұрын
No "Ah. The Perfect Stuff"???
@LJComposer
11 ай бұрын
"Someone will be going home with a teabag and a crumpet!"
@Fenksta
10 ай бұрын
I am amazed that people remember all of these. I watched all seasons (basically binging) and can't remember any specific quote hahah
@Si74l0rd
9 ай бұрын
I suspect that a fair few of the commenters have watched each season numerous times, I know I have. It's one of those rare programmes where it's eminently rewatchable even if you remember the outcome. It's the way each person deals with the task that I can watch over and over, plus the banter in the studio section.
@SlothBird
2 жыл бұрын
so true. so so true.
@gregorstamejcic2355
11 ай бұрын
What, no undermining the vole?!
@pinkgirl294
5 ай бұрын
Alex: Are you wearing your earpiece, Morgana? 🤨 Morgana: Are you wearing your earpiece, Morgana? 😊 Alex: I haven't started the actions yet. 😑 Morgana: Oh, sorry! 😅
@SamTaylorsVersion
29 күн бұрын
I'm quite surprised that we didn't have a 'what's the situation' or another one of Charlotte's children's TV show phrases
@bloodysloths
9 ай бұрын
The kiss is forever my favourite
@JB-qf5ep
11 ай бұрын
Quisps 😂
@ld4491
10 ай бұрын
“Its a track suit.”
@A2ne
2 ай бұрын
"are you a child of divorce?"
@amanul_2474
5 күн бұрын
I love how Alex refers to the stage as "Knapett" after Jessica Knapett fell off the stage 😭
@ladambell
11 ай бұрын
When you get a task, you *do the task*
@Siennarchist
10 ай бұрын
Cannot forget: "Mmmm get together"
@mikewazowksi7938
11 ай бұрын
i love this show so much
@tadesubaru1383
9 ай бұрын
and this is why taskmaster is my favourite show on television
@Prophetic_Piano
10 ай бұрын
LAMINATOR!!! 😁
@nobodycares5050
10 ай бұрын
Tree Wizard is legendary in my family
@QuinnStowers
4 күн бұрын
Nish is the entire reason "Piss and Shit" has been my go to frustration phrase for several years
@joshuagrahambrown
17 күн бұрын
Alex asking Johnny Vegas after the Paint In A Mirror task if he’s alright, with Johnny defeatedly responding “No…”
@silverfritzreah5598
10 ай бұрын
I NEED PART 2 !!!
@ausomeaspie
2 ай бұрын
I LOVE the fact that Greg immediately ran over to help Jessica after falling off the stage.
@romainsavioz5466
11 ай бұрын
all the information is on the task
@PaintSplashProductions
9 күн бұрын
My favourite moment in Taskmaster history is ‘1..2…3… Laminator!’
@Max-Taylor
6 ай бұрын
What the heck that is absolutely ludicrous
@georgeh5075
2 ай бұрын
"it's not tension, we're very happy"
@Gwennan
2 ай бұрын
I want romesh’s tree wizard song to be played at my funeral
@samitdavid995
11 ай бұрын
You’ve got no Hutzpah
@yourpsychicfriendfredbear
11 ай бұрын
I do slightly wish there was just phoenix
@elizabethquinn7660
2 ай бұрын
do we strike you thats the best one i love bob
@kurtsudheim825
2 ай бұрын
Ed: I've got 3 sensitivity levels! & I'm on the top ducking one rn!
@isthatrubble
10 ай бұрын
why is there a red youtube loading bar at the bottom of this video?
@treyweeeee
9 ай бұрын
The kiss ✨
@Sky-ht6tv
14 күн бұрын
“You used a remote control rat” - Greg “I am stepping! Step, step, step, step” - Bridget “I don’t want to do this (attempts to walk) for twenty minutes” - Bridget “But you haven’t taken any normal steps …. That’s it” - Alex “If you say it’s 139 … I actually don’t care I’m just really happy in life” - Bridget “Have you ever walked!” - Greg From the pedometer episode 😂
@dylansickinger545
9 ай бұрын
Okay so I *thought* I knew what this show was about… but now I’m not so sure
@snehaldas7968
10 ай бұрын
Joe Thomas - Soap
@helenbotha2050
5 ай бұрын
Not a vent puppet not a vent puppet not a vent puppet VENT PUPPET
@LoveSmerch
6 ай бұрын
STAPLE GUN! Is missing 😂
@_danfiz
17 күн бұрын
"NO WAY!"
@DMGamer_PC
4 ай бұрын
"You've got no chutzpah!"
@Pagliacci_Rex
11 ай бұрын
Tree Wizard is underrated.
@oldvlognewtricks
7 ай бұрын
Yes. One of the most widely acclaimed Taskmaster moments is underrated. Good one.
@HatterDave
Ай бұрын
Roisin could have had a whole video to herself
@matichagak548
9 күн бұрын
Its so clear season 16 wasnt out when this was made 😂 otherwise we would have the classic We know theres a mammoth and a neverending stream of Sue Perkins cursing
@cantinasmile
10 ай бұрын
please come back
@ste_phex5937
Ай бұрын
wait rhod in greg's closet when was this?
@heffalumpatemyhoney
11 ай бұрын
Can someone remind me where on earth xetsshaclet is from and what greg is even saying haha
@bethc6047
11 ай бұрын
Series 11 prize task. Alex asks if Greg knows what Twix means. Greg says “two wonderful individual… xchaklet”
@tickital4464
11 ай бұрын
@@bethc6047much appreciated... but do you know you sent it 14 times?
@upbntnfbe7204
14 күн бұрын
Seriously no bullying Rose Matafeo about SHID
@hillbillysamurai
9 ай бұрын
Paul chaudry deserves his own video
@tyfaknee
2 ай бұрын
The part 2 video are literally the same clips that were compiled for this (part 1) video, they are just rearranged. Disappointing.
@kaziiqbal7257
10 ай бұрын
Okay but are we all gay here?
@wuhoh5274
9 ай бұрын
I can't be the only one who thought this was about the marvel villain, right?
@LoveSmerch
6 ай бұрын
It speaks volumes to how poor season 6 is, that there are so few clips from that. Liza (and Tim) deserved better than that season!
@calcifer6142
7 ай бұрын
never watched an episode are is the taskmaster gay?
@urmumsbaps
5 ай бұрын
Taskmaster's popularity has been it's downfall, when a TV show has been reduced to basic girls named Amy-Louise tweeting unfunny quotes you know it's done for.
@YouLikeKrabbyPattiesDontYou
2 ай бұрын
people were asked to tweet and humour is subjective
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