confessions of a door to door cucumber salesman. more comedy genius from the fast show. arthur atkinson and tommy cockles :) wheres me washboard!! have you seen it!
The Fast Show had so many moments of absolute genius, especially the parodies in the Arthur Atkinson sketches. Me and my generation will still be quoting The Fast Show lines when we're in a retirement home.
@heraldeventsandfilms5970
Жыл бұрын
Are you there yet?
@Mr1979flapjack
10 жыл бұрын
I like the fast show as much as the next chap but I won't have it rammed down my throat.
@stevebinning977
4 жыл бұрын
Ooh! Err! Sounds a bit rude!!.
@bennyblanco936
2 жыл бұрын
It's not right!.. I've a Good mind to go over there a give her...eh!
@pwareham61
3 жыл бұрын
I watched all the Confession films when I was a lad, and I can confirm that this is perfect. And the lovely Donna Ewin too, magic.
@wickens1983
15 жыл бұрын
Absolute quality you had to love the confessions of films,so bad they were brilliant
@andybunyan649
6 жыл бұрын
"Oooh, that looks warm and hairy!!" And as an added it bonus it's Donna Ewin on the doorstep. As Louis Balfour would say "Niice!"
@judyhopps9380
3 жыл бұрын
so that's what he meant by Clam on bass
@theeddielang
16 жыл бұрын
Tommy Cockles' Golden Moments!! This clip is awesome. I won't have it rammed down my throat ROFL....
@reginepoulet
10 жыл бұрын
Perfect spoof
@romeaffair
11 жыл бұрын
We're now going to witness a debacle!
@beavisbonce
6 жыл бұрын
Ooooh hello duckie it’s my lucky day
@mutikonka
16 жыл бұрын
This is just how those Robin Askwith films were!
@SafetyProMalta
Жыл бұрын
I can confirm the '70's were exactly like this...😅
@BVargas78
11 ай бұрын
People didn't have internet back then so had to find other ways to entertain themselves 😁
@The1962driftingaway
13 жыл бұрын
At least Chester Drawers didn't have to appear in THIS one with Aerthur . . .
@HooDatDonDar
5 жыл бұрын
I saw “Confessions of a Window Cleaner”. It really was this stupid, you would not believe it. Didn’t stop me looking at the girls, though.
@misterwishart
3 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: There's more films in the Confessions series than there are Back To The Futures
@mrneutral8423
3 жыл бұрын
'You keep away from me, you and your kind' - haha fucking hell.
@WilliamSmith-mx6ze
3 ай бұрын
I won't have it rammed down my throat! It ain't right!
@LennyJohnson5
3 жыл бұрын
Bob Mortimer is one of the writers in the credits
@misterwishart
3 жыл бұрын
Charlie Higson is so underrated in this sketch
@CarBore
2 жыл бұрын
Ooo Arthur!
@FreeTVEngland
8 күн бұрын
John Thompson doing the 'follow the bear' walk at the end
@Supermercado
Жыл бұрын
Arthur's greatest performance for mine
@Drblooter99
12 жыл бұрын
The best thing the Confessions films did was make me see how good Carry On is.
@HooDatDonDar
3 жыл бұрын
You are right, of course - but ‘confessions’ was topless some times. A big plus.
@A-small-amount-of-peas
3 жыл бұрын
@@HooDatDonDar bottomless too!
@simonatford1
3 жыл бұрын
Carry On tried to ape Confessions in later years...
@christianbell6672
7 жыл бұрын
missing the fast show
@cymro6537
3 жыл бұрын
Brilliant! So well observed 👍😄
@theeddielang
13 жыл бұрын
But thank God somebody, in the shape of M. Thatcher, came along and saved us all!
@tufty7026
3 жыл бұрын
Boo!
@HooDatDonDar
3 жыл бұрын
Yay!
@danielwilliamson6180
4 жыл бұрын
Donna Ewin at 1:19.
@ProjectFlashlight612
4 жыл бұрын
That first man the hero talked to - do you suppose he may have been a quare?
@simoncowell1029
2 жыл бұрын
Well, if he looks like a quare, and if he talks like a quare, then I should say he probably is a quare.
@ProjectFlashlight612
2 жыл бұрын
@@simoncowell1029 Yes, probably a quare
@simoncowell1029
2 жыл бұрын
@@ProjectFlashlight612 Let's ask Bunny.
@warrenrandall6936
2 ай бұрын
I always imagined they entered a front room and some old lady served them real crumpet with butter and jam.
@nath909
13 жыл бұрын
Spot on. Amazing.
@MattySadler
10 жыл бұрын
Hello, TC here!
@hemipemi
2 жыл бұрын
Oh Arthur!
@ayrshireman1314
6 жыл бұрын
Love the music at the end. Made up for the sketch or from an actual 70s sex comedy?
@CalvinsWorldNews
3 жыл бұрын
It's ""Saturday Off" by Johnny Pearson, no clue if it was used in a film mind. I quite like that 70s easy listening type stuff as background music when I'm working on something, check out the album "James Last A-GoGo" if you want more of that sound.
@ayrshireman1314
3 жыл бұрын
@@CalvinsWorldNews Cheers, tbh I assumed it was made by Philip Pope purely for the sketch.
@markxist
15 жыл бұрын
Hehe yeah! Me and my mate have been qouting that for years. Sadly neither of us can imitate that hilarious walk of John Thompson's quite so well as he does!
@HooDatDonDar
10 ай бұрын
What is the walk imitating? I never saw it anywhere.
@markxist
10 ай бұрын
@HooDatDonDar no you misunderstand me. I was saying that whilst my friend and I can quote this we neither of us can imitate the walk. I daresay though that Thomson is mimicking someone's walk he has seen, be it on TV or in real lofe
@andrewhayes7055
2 жыл бұрын
I love crumpet😄
@theeddielang
13 жыл бұрын
@AntiGravDisclosure I reckon he's channelling the hofmeister bear with that walk
@Seansaighdeoir
4 жыл бұрын
Classic - love TC.
@digvoldon
14 жыл бұрын
Jerry Shaggit & Stuffer. Those credits are actually better than anything Little Britain or Kevin Bishop or any of that shite could ever hope to do
@mandead
3 жыл бұрын
The first series of Little Britain was actually very funny; sadly they dropped most of the good characters and went with the repetitive catchphrase-laden stuff instead. Denver Mills was brilliant - could have had his own spin-off series.
@PoisonousPen
2 жыл бұрын
Absolutely. I’ve never really rated David Walliams and yet now he’s trying to become the new Roald Dhal? I just don’t get all his hype personally 🤷♂️
@jamesconnolly9591
3 жыл бұрын
SheS A LoVelY BiT Of CrumpeT Come On I LiKe CrumpeT... Yeah Let's Go And GeT Some CrumpeT.......
@DMEB
15 жыл бұрын
feelin really raaandy!! hahahaha
@richardenglish2195
3 жыл бұрын
I like crumpet.
@mattdavies7398
9 жыл бұрын
Hello, ducky
@domself9611
4 жыл бұрын
Cor blimey!! That is the best swear word ever! 😂😂
@JoeyXSmith
Жыл бұрын
I didn't know Dave Gorman wrote for the fast show.
@englandmadethewest
11 жыл бұрын
What? Why aren't the geezers wearing flares? 1973 and all that.
@bennyblanco936
2 жыл бұрын
Tommy cockles legend, fine actor (3rd nazi in behind enemy lines) and encyclopedia of Old era entertainment. (Don't play cards with his wife though)
@signalmanmusic4225
2 жыл бұрын
‘I bet you could you randy git’
@briangriffin928
9 жыл бұрын
Quality
@xtraspecialmango
Жыл бұрын
Arthur donated a lot of money to the Vote Leave Campaign.
@BigChrisButler
14 жыл бұрын
@DMEB quality!! Phwooooaaaarr!!
@HooDatDonDar
10 ай бұрын
What’s a DMEB?
@leec2878
12 жыл бұрын
1.27 - 1.37 class
@DiddlyDom
14 жыл бұрын
Fucking Classic clip!! I love it!!
@ColonelBummleigh
5 жыл бұрын
@2:20 the likely lads ^^
@ASSamiYT
2 ай бұрын
@Alex Horn @Greg Devies
@edwardgradidge9612
3 жыл бұрын
This is one of the dampest things I’ve ever seen
@edwardgradidge9612
3 жыл бұрын
That of course be campest
@kengray7526
Жыл бұрын
Simon Day brillant 😂
@ASSamiYT
2 ай бұрын
@taskmaster
@danielwilliamson6180
9 жыл бұрын
0:57 1:41 Lol
@danielwilliamson6180
4 жыл бұрын
Brilliant parody of the Carry On films. 0:58 1:33 1:41 2:05 LOL I like the closing credits.
@HooDatDonDar
10 ай бұрын
The “Confessions” films.
@Tom_Roberts
3 жыл бұрын
About as funny as a wet lettuce
@samsum3738
3 жыл бұрын
Lettuces , cucumbers......oooohh paul , you naughty boy . I saw what you did there .
@mikemyers8064
7 ай бұрын
👎🏻
@sexyhomeowner9345
Жыл бұрын
Love this!
@QFIhawkman
2 жыл бұрын
"I ain't tawkin' baht your cucumber!" I like crumpet.
@alanmcardle7234
4 жыл бұрын
'Jeremy, go and get the best china. We've got a guest'.
@FrankNFurter1000
3 ай бұрын
I've quoted that line an absurd amount of times.
@o5h123
3 жыл бұрын
The credits are the best part. Nice to see Geoffrey Perkins with a credit.
@CarBore
2 жыл бұрын
I was just sitting thinking even the end credits are funnier than a lot of stuff today.
@digvoldon
14 жыл бұрын
My favourite Fast Show sketch
@KnjazNazrath
6 жыл бұрын
Anyone else notice Dave Gorman of "Dave Gorman the guy who found people called Dave Gorman" fame?
@SSCFPA
11 жыл бұрын
Incredibly, after this parody, someone actually went and made 'Sex Lives Of The Potato Men'.
@angelareele858
4 жыл бұрын
+ some one okayed the funding?
@stevebinning977
3 жыл бұрын
I wonder if Johnny Vegas and McKenzie Crook regretted that one.
@samsum3738
3 жыл бұрын
Starring Spud Murphy and Chips Rafferty .
@judyhopps9380
3 жыл бұрын
@@stevebinning977 I genuinely think it was a money laundering scheme.
@HooDatDonDar
5 жыл бұрын
CAST OFF CHARACTERS Nobby Arthur Atkinson Gladys Atkinson Percival Pooftah Jerry Shaggit “Stuffer” Dame Doris Sidebottom Candy Crumpet Annie Knocker Mimi Lovebutton Shirley Angel Young Man with the Horn Photographer Man at the Council Mr. Dinkum 1st Musician 2nd Musician Morris Dancers **************** “Morris Dancers”? Did I miss something? Like how the credits go on and on with obscure titles ( “assistant floor manager”? “Studio resources manager “? And two of them?) And 17 people with writing credit. All these padded credits for a film that looks like it took about two hours to make on a fifty pound production budget. Funny stuff.
@HooDatDonDar
5 жыл бұрын
P.S. And the film does not seem to have actually been directed by anyone!
@ghughesarch
3 жыл бұрын
the rest of the credits are the credits for the whole episode
@HooDatDonDar
10 ай бұрын
@@ghughesarch Thanks, I was wondering where the Morris Dancers were. I think I would have noticed gaily dressed men, whacking their poles. Not that I’m looking for them, them and their kind.
@jamesconnolly9591
3 жыл бұрын
The LoVelY Donna EWin.....
@pauluss1053
2 ай бұрын
Percival Pooftah in the credits :)
@davidscott2771
3 жыл бұрын
Percival Pooftah Jerry Shaggit Candy Crumpet Annie Knocker etc. Those names in the credits are just brilliant
@HooDatDonDar
10 ай бұрын
I think they should have gone for ‘Mick Shagger’. But, lawsuits.
@StevemanChair
15 жыл бұрын
2:52 oooh arthur! LOL
@miiiikku
13 жыл бұрын
Ooh, suit you sir. Suit you.
@samsum3738
3 жыл бұрын
The seventies , where dreams come true .
@jameslynch7826
Жыл бұрын
Confessions of series Danish Blue The innocence of the 70s Brut Splash it on
@GaryPowndland
15 жыл бұрын
genius
@Suzyqutie1
12 жыл бұрын
Arthur Atkins is a parody of Arthur Askey..a well known British comedian of the 1940's.
@samsum3738
3 жыл бұрын
Wow , who knew that . Yes , i am taking the p...
@HooDatDonDar
3 жыл бұрын
Max Miller, too.
@ian_b
9 ай бұрын
A rare speaking role for the lovely Donna Ewin there.
@emilgens8895
Жыл бұрын
Morris dancers in the titles 😀
@sitcorocket
2 жыл бұрын
Absolute genius reconstruction of those tacky 70s so called Comedies... Brilliant
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