I think the scariest part of this video is that he thought claydol was a rock type.
@TheRogueRenegade
6 сағат бұрын
NOOOOOOOOOO
@Ty2000.
5 сағат бұрын
Also calling Blacephalon “Blassfullon” is spoookey
@Tyler-q3k
2 сағат бұрын
Its okay man, we all get confused sometimes, especially sinces theres like 1300 pokemon now. 😂@TheRogueRenegade
@EbubechukwuChukwuma-oy7cr
2 сағат бұрын
@@SerenaAndCo I also once thought claydol was a rock type
@RockyMesa-k8e
Сағат бұрын
@Tyler-q3k 1025*
@amproliknugget
Сағат бұрын
Im kinda shocked that Hatterene didnt get mentioned for Fairy type! its Shield entry says: If you're too loud around it, you risk being torn apart by the claws on its tentacle. This Pokémon is also known as the Forest Witch. and for the Violet entry: Beware of forests that show no signs of living creatures within. You may have wandered into Hatterene's territory. Definitely something to be scared of...
@hydrodynamo6558
2 сағат бұрын
Weirdly enough, despite being terrified of spiders, I love garvantula. probably the lack of an unnatural amount of eyes.
@ammarwa6712
35 минут бұрын
And amount of leg
@tedscheett9420
4 сағат бұрын
Kyurem is a terrifying menace, and is largely slept on as one of the scariest Ice Types. A Pokemon that seemingly came from space on a meteor and created a Giant Chasm. It froze and ate any that approached it. A local village created walls around their town and enforced a curfew to keep everyone safe from the beast. But that's not the end to it. Ever consider why Kyurem might be eating people and Pokemon? The answer lies in it's nature. Kyurem is the empty husk left behind when the legendary Dragon type Pokemon of Unova underwent fission. It constantly yearns to be filled, to be whole once more, by any means necessary. And being fused with either Reshiram or Zekrom, while offering some of it's former power... makes it an abomination of myth and science. It is one of few Pokemon, also, to be ordered to kill it's opponent. In the English translation in B2W2, Ghetsis orders Kyurem to freeze the player solid with Glaciate. But in the Japanese translation the of line is "Kyurem! Impale them!" How could you not be terrified of Kyurem?
@Styruse
6 сағат бұрын
Most terrifying pokemon of every type for VGC players is Tera Incineroar
@Waddleboyadvance7187
6 сағат бұрын
Take a shot everytime a ghost type shows up
@Tyler-q3k
2 сағат бұрын
They do be spooky though.
@gn2677
2 сағат бұрын
Mimikyu really out here having the death note based on the different descriptions on how each person died
@njivwathomassilavwe2056
6 сағат бұрын
I love Mimikyu. It's adorable. But it's genuinely the most terrifying fairy other than Hatterene
@Mat3906_
2 сағат бұрын
@@njivwathomassilavwe2056 maybe grimmsnarl is also scary, maybe not scary but its kinda weird to see a pokemon made of hair (especially its gigantamax form)
@POKÉ_MASTER750
3 сағат бұрын
There is no Pokemon that I am afraid of!but...that thing...Kyurem... It's is my biggest and only fear... It's because the fact that it devours humans and Pokémon and is extremely strong makes me see it as unstoppable, so if Kyurem wanted to kill me,even if I had Pokémon... there would be nothing I could do...
@extremetech7096
2 сағат бұрын
I thought this was going to be the scariest competitive Pokémon of every type.
@Alister1310
Сағат бұрын
psychic and ghost would have the same answer calyrex shadow rider
@pokegod70419
55 минут бұрын
landorus therian my pookie
@BolinhoEstelar
2 сағат бұрын
Hatterene is also a terryfing fairy pokemon, the pokedex says: "Beware of forests that show no signs of living creatures within. You may have wandered into Hatterene’s territory." It is also said that this pokemon hates loud noises. Which means that Hatterene probably kills or scare off pokemons in a entire forest just so it can live there, without being disturbed by other creatures noises.
@MalindaDeJesus
3 сағат бұрын
20:30 Malamar is known for turning things upside-down, so if you had a Malamar in a church, welp, you and Malamar will never go through those pearly gates of heaven
@GarbageManThe4th
5 сағат бұрын
The over-abundance of Ghost Types in this video is insane.
@Alichu-05
Сағат бұрын
Well ghosts, ghouls and spirits tend to be pretty spooky lol
@mahmoudrayaneelhajji
5 сағат бұрын
Imagine accidentally stepping on an onix or steelix. I would shit my pants
@Tyler-q3k
2 сағат бұрын
DANGER NOODLES UNITE!
@jacksonvoet8312
3 сағат бұрын
Common misconception. That alternate Hau-oli city was likely destroyed by the power plant that we see the ruins of exploding. The one person there alleges that something else happened, and speaks of Guzzlord with a friendly pet name. I honestly think that Guzzlord is cleaning up the irradiated rubble left behind. It doesn’t even seem very violent when you encounter it, at least not any more than any other Pokémon. Still one of the scariest Dragon Pokémon just based on its biology however, even if the one in the Ultra Ruins isn’t evil. Good video, very good.
@ironredsword1618
6 сағат бұрын
Everytime I see a Dondozo enter the battle I have an existential crisis and pass out.
@Phoenix-p4f
5 сағат бұрын
That sounds rough
@nelsonrivas2011
4 сағат бұрын
so called "free thinkers" when kyurem enters the field
@BlueP1neappl3
3 сағат бұрын
Fun fact about the clown guy, he actually does have a face, the two dots on the side of it's head
@willhelduser7495
3 сағат бұрын
As a person with hippopotomonstrosesquipidaliaphobia, I'm terrified of crabominable.
@Hannah-t5z
5 сағат бұрын
And what scares me about shiinotic is that it basically represents the allure of drugs and all its dangers. This thing scares the crap outta me.
@Muicheerio
2 сағат бұрын
To make the scariest Pokémon of every type just have the type of the Pokémon your talking about and slap on a dark or ghost type onto it simple enough
@MaxiGonzalez-gl8zm
6 сағат бұрын
Polosand has over millions of sand grains so that means millions of souls 😨
@Tyler-q3k
2 сағат бұрын
You could probably have a wicked boss fight with one that like, takes over a whole beach or something, or maybe a whole dessert!
@extremetech7096
Сағат бұрын
17:25 it’s approximately 125 million grains of sand. Calculated using the weight in its bulbapiadia entry.
@liana6712
2 сағат бұрын
What I find hilarious is that I do have arachnophobia, yet Joltik and Galvantula are one of my favorite pokemon, however I ain't messing with Spinarak or Ariados. Also, I liked the Danny Phantom reference.
@shockdiesel3470
3 сағат бұрын
Dragon types, honorable mention: Cynthia's team killing Garchomp. I don't care what people say to discredit him. That Sharky Dragon Boy was made by Satan (Pronounced Suh Tan, Like from Wreck It Ralph) himself. And even he fears the battler he's created. And quite frankly, I'm glad I could never get past Barry the last time in Pearl in order to take on Cynthia, because Barry stomped me out. Cynthia would have straight up poverized me.
@Alister1310
Сағат бұрын
nah, satan didn't make that, he made calyrex shadow rider
@Marshadow.Zenith
6 сағат бұрын
11:05 *I’m offended now say sorry!*
@Moonknight1975
5 сағат бұрын
Poor marshadow
@MalindaDeJesus
4 сағат бұрын
17:24 He's gotta be made of 666,666,666,666,666,666 sand particles
@a.p.studios8713
6 сағат бұрын
The puns and comic moments legit made this too hilarious to take seriously, lovin it!
@PowerKnowing
6 сағат бұрын
If you're still doing pokemon head cannons, mine is that Goh is secretly attracted to Ash and/or doesn't know it (Or something). Before Goh, all of Ash's partners were girls (Misty, Serena, Dawn, May, etc). Goh looks very feminine at times and blushes A LOT. Pokemon abridged already acknowledged how girly he looks and one of *ASH'S VOICE ACTORS GABO RAMOS MADE A FACEBOOK POST ABOUT IT.* The post had a photoshoped picture of Goh kissing Ash with him saying "It's to strengthen the friendship, Satoshi" afterwards. With Gabo saying at the top "Es cannon😳". I'll link the post in the replies but I just want to see your hilarious reaction to this. Much Love from Texas!
@JJoker55917
5 сағат бұрын
I have high hopes he reacts to this. Your head cannon is talking about someone else's head cannon, specifically a voice actors.
@PowerKnowing
5 сағат бұрын
Ok, because the reply won't generate when it has a link I can't show it. You'll have to trust me on this.
@OverFeared
3 сағат бұрын
I wish there was an arachniphobia warning before the massive screen sized spider
@MrBarborosa
2 сағат бұрын
@@OverFeared get yourself a helmet. This world is rough
@OverFeared
2 сағат бұрын
@@MrBarborosa jokes on you, I already have one :)
@That-much-better
5 сағат бұрын
First cutest then scariest so next is THE SEXYE- STRONGEST STRONGEST ya obviously STRONGEST is next
@reececollins9212
5 сағат бұрын
We have some similar takes but here some differences on some types Grass: Carnivine, with its creepy smile and according to it’s Pokédex entry it’s got sweet smelling saliva and chomps down on what’s near swallowing it whole… while almost being 5 foot tall Electric: Xurkitree, the way it looks and moves while having no face mixed with the possibility of being grabbed and zapped is horrifying Psychic: Hatterene, it’s Pokédex entries combine what Hattrem’s gives you a witch who if you have strong emotions will probably kill you Rock: A parasite in the shape of a jellyfish which looks creepy and we see it’s actions in Sun and Moon’s story
@Quountravious
6 сағат бұрын
I bet ghost types are gonna be tough
@13KuriMaster
5 сағат бұрын
About the Pacherunt thing.... we see it take over the entire Kitakami region in the Mochi Mayhem story/DLC epilogue... and it is both unsettling, and kinda funny when you look at the specific models and animations that go on as everyone goes full on "Mochi Mochi... Arven get's stiff as he begins his Chicken Dance and Penny goes full blown into it.
@SpiltMySquash
2 сағат бұрын
Peacharunt is more prankster than actually scary. I'm sorry, I can't take "forces you to eat Mochi that makes you do the Chicken Dance" seriously(cool Pokemon though, and that theme song slaps)
@UwU_69420
2 сағат бұрын
How dare you bring them up? 🖕🏻🔫
@Quesadilla-gs1pz
6 сағат бұрын
You know what’s even scarier Typhlosion
@Snotklapper19
6 сағат бұрын
...
@Hamantha
6 сағат бұрын
It’s really not. Look into the truth of the situation
@IceLaic
3 сағат бұрын
Jellyfish don’t shock you in real life, they have venomous stings
@MrBarborosa
2 сағат бұрын
Gotta be giratina. But, personally, in real life itd be all the snakes. Arbok and seviper would be terrifying. Not sure how they weren't mentioned
@A_Shrubbery1901
6 сағат бұрын
5:15 wow, thanks
@TheRogueRenegade
6 сағат бұрын
No problem
@-a2games-
6 сағат бұрын
I haven't even watched it yet, yet i already know the Drifloon line is on here
@-a2games-
6 сағат бұрын
But personally, the most terrifying pokemon is Aezlf. It's said that it manipulates your willpower to turn you into a will-less servant.
@WarmLillie
6 сағат бұрын
Love the Lillie love!!!! 💙💙💙💙 For me I scared of Hypno because of the anime Misty and Lillie.
@nessdbest8708
6 сағат бұрын
Creepiest Normal Type for me is Raticate, blame Pokémon Yellow for that creep sprite.
@coolioGaming
5 сағат бұрын
Garchomp, Spiritomb, Milotic, Roserade, and Togekiss. If you know you know. Also Froslass, look at the dex entries for my reasoning.
@MegaPanCakes24-wm9ms
4 сағат бұрын
demons don`t exist in the pokemon world thank arceus
@TheMonkeyKing4
4 сағат бұрын
Giratina: AM I A JOKE TO YOU?!
@maybeaperson594
5 сағат бұрын
This isn't a fewr of my own, more a fear I have instilled into others. A Reuniclus. Look into its eyes. Those black, souless eyes. The blank expression, while it is kept in a strange glop of goo. What is it made of? How is it alive? *What is it capable of* *...* *Hello there.*
@Otherface
Сағат бұрын
Honestly, i would include one honorable mention: Litwick. At first, it is one of the cutest pokemon you will ever see. I mean, look at it. Cute body, cute smile, cute sounds, small... However, its pokedex entry simply says another story: "While shining a light and pretending to be a guide, it leeches off the *life-force* of any who follow it." Now, i'm not sure if this is something that Litwick does by default and can not control or if this is something that they do on purpose. One thing for sure: this is one of the last pokemon you want to be near you.
@ĐàoTrầnĐứcức
6 сағат бұрын
I watched this video 10 times, and each time I laughed like it was the first time. Just like my jokes🍭
@lindapinto2196
5 сағат бұрын
Impossible
@Buttonjira
4 сағат бұрын
The Pokemon I'm scared if is articuno from a horrific nightmare I had. I was like seven and I was playing my cousins leaf green game (it was in between the release of platinum and black an white the time) and I wento to catch articuno for him and it destroyed his team of like 3 flying types and I think sandslash. That night I dreamt I was in a snowy mountain, with some pokemon. Over time they slowly dissapeared and I heard their cries. I slowly made heard articunos call over and over an over again as I mad it out. It then froze me and looked at me. Idk why but it haunted me
@Malinapeacock-vz2hn
5 сағат бұрын
heres a head canon when its halloween ash always pulls out the mask from the first serices and go to misty's gyms and scares her until she faints to bug her and sometimes he puts bugs everywhere in the gym and the bug types enjoy it nemiona has keys for every dormroom and breaks in your room when you say "hmm i wanna battle someone" btw when you said the rotom one i pulled a rotom card and said looks like my bank account is going to be nothing and pls put this in the next head canons video
@Henry-q6f
3 сағат бұрын
Abra because I lost my Pokémon save because of an abra
@octo_sploosh
Сағат бұрын
Yveltal is literally our version of an atomic bomb. "that's scary"
@MalindaDeJesus
3 сағат бұрын
Bro, I don't really think Pokémon are scary, but Game Freak hides bloody murder too well. H. Zoroark is literally covered in its own blood.
@Plantboy07fe
2 сағат бұрын
All the Spider pokemon i have severe fear of spiders and i Am scared of every Spider pokemon because of it
@brandonhiatt2546
3 сағат бұрын
I have Thalassophobia so i guess if i was in the middle of an ocean seeing a Sharpedo, Eelektross, Gyarados would turn me into a Ghost Type.
@youtubechicken120
5 сағат бұрын
Im scared of wailord. its so big. im terrified of whales for some reason, just because theyre so huge. ironically tho, i love ghost types! theyre so cute! just lil guys.
@butterslimevideosxd403
6 сағат бұрын
All snail/slug pokemon im terrified by snails
@MalindaDeJesus
4 сағат бұрын
16:56 I think Pokémon are meant to be scary just for what they do and not how they look. Like for Ground type, it could've been Whiscash. POV: Whiscash sees something or someone it doesn't like Whiscash: EarTHqUAkE
@gioanysgonzalez3396
4 сағат бұрын
No way is Galvantula scary! Look at it! It’s an adorable little fluffy spider with cat ears and Joltik is precious little bean! If you want a REAL scary spider pokemon Aridos is right there! It’s Dex entry states that “ It attaches silk to its prey and sets it free. Later, it tracks the silk to the prey and its friends”. THIS THINGS FOLLOWS YOU HOME TO EAT YOU AND YOUR FAMILY!!!
@EvilRiceGuy
3 сағат бұрын
I find Banette scary because of its colesseum model
@Irondeficiencyman-f4j
4 сағат бұрын
can i just say based of pokedex entries that snorlax is horrific in the age of pokemon legends arceus. it can kill off entire villages because it felt hungry
@shukuchishikeishuu9540
Сағат бұрын
There’s also the oh-so lovely detail of Banette mutilating itself in order to lay curses on people. I get that it’s basically describing how Curse works with ghost types, but the Pokedex goes out of its way to describe this as just…something Banette normally does. Does it enjoy causing pain to itself? Or does it have that little regard for its own well-being?
@s1lvers0uls
2 сағат бұрын
i’m absolutely terrified of Muk 😭 that’s because i had a nightmare when i was rlly young where i was getting chased down by it. at the end i fell off a cliff and thought i was safe until it came down and suffocated me in its slime. i was like 9.
@mr.satire6867
2 сағат бұрын
For water you could’ve done Gorebyss because it uses its probosces like mouth to suck to fluids from its pretty while it’s alive
@Showa-gojira_gaming
3 сағат бұрын
8 billion grains of sand are in palosand
@erenyeager1660
Сағат бұрын
The scariest to me is Hitmonchan. Anyone ever see that hold Pokèmon animation with Charmander, Squirtle, and Bulbasaur? That poor Hitmonchan…
@liamkarau1079
39 минут бұрын
no mention of nihilego was criminal. I know you already had an ultra beast and jellyfish on the list but that thing is terrifying.
@13CrystalHeart
Сағат бұрын
Mega Salamence. Just the idea of bonding with a Pokemon to the point it can Mega Evolve, perhaps it's been your friend for years, and it messily and gruesomely cuts you in half. It has a reputation of doing this, btw, to the point it's known as the blood-soaked crescent.
@jasonryan5572
2 сағат бұрын
Jellicent territories are ship graveyards
@user-dq8kv1ej4b
3 сағат бұрын
20 ghost types mentioned in this vid
@SpookyMist0909___
Сағат бұрын
The one I’m scared of most is a maushold. It may not do much but it’s a catalyst for a lot of disasters in vgc
@Eeeeeeeevvvvvvvveeeeee83883
5 сағат бұрын
The scary normal type is bidoof
@EbubechukwuChukwuma-oy7cr
4 сағат бұрын
Giritina is the renegade pokemon!? Woah.
@jasonallen6918
Сағат бұрын
The scariest Pokemon of all types is your mom.
@cheoplays6477
4 сағат бұрын
Why did I even think that there wouldn't be that many ghost types in this
@eeveefennecfox
2 сағат бұрын
thanks to the movies I have a fear of all of the regis,darkari and mewtwo (when I was a kid only),and in the anime,there's tons of scary pokemon,I don't even know where to start when it comes to the anime,mega lucario? it nearly killed ash's pikachu,he was about to snap his tail off,and oh what about malamar?! and oh guzzlord to,and spider pokemon and snake pokemon,*sweatdrop* horrifying I could write all the scariest pokemon are to me but then you'd be reading for days XD
@Legacy-b5e
5 сағат бұрын
Ceruledge is cool and awesome and all, but he slashes down folks without mercy, and has bitter blade. Not creepy by any means, but if I saw a ceruledge just out and about at night, I would steer clear
@StarScapesOG
39 минут бұрын
Didn't think there were any scary rocks.... I'm torn between the super powdery uranium ores or raw asbestos, which is indeed a mineral/rock!
@Alister1310
Сағат бұрын
there isn't a pokemon i find scary because i can just throw a funny purple ball at them and that makes them my best friend ever
@LovethedemonWolf2.0
5 сағат бұрын
Bro good to know drifloon has prefrncess
@chaosdragons22
5 сағат бұрын
the voltorb line if every voltorb and electrob explode it would be catastrophic from how many there are
@fnafbendyranger123x
6 сағат бұрын
Normal: Snorlax, it's dex entires in hisui states that it STARVED AN ENTIRE VILLAGE Grass: cacturne, the dex entities state that it's essentially an ambush predator! Water: Gyarados, it can destroy anything during rampages, like a murderous dragon, and at the drop of a hat. Fire: litwick, it drains people of their life force... Bug: joltick, sure it's cute but it also feeds on your electricity in your body, now imagine being covered in those things Fighting: galaitan zaptos, this thing is faster than a cheetah, now imagine being chased by one. Flying: yveltal, it's literally death itself Ground: pilosand, Nate I remind you that it not only absorbs it's victims, but also SHOOTS OUT THEIR BONES AS PROJECTILES Rock: Aerodactyl, That thing is a monster of Arceus (I couldn't think of other options) Poison: Gengar, there's a reason this guy's the staple of ghost types Psychic: Hypno, do I need to say it? Ghost: cofogregus, it loves to eat gold but it also TURNS PEOPLE INTO MUMMIES Dark: darkai, this is what happens if freddy Kruger was a pokemon Steel: agislash, the king that used this guy died after using it... Dragon: guzzlord, Nate I remind you that this thing DEVOURED AN ENTIRE VILLAGE Fairy: hatterne, it's dex entries in shield state that it will 'silence you forever' I think we all know what that means.
@TheMonkeyKing4
4 сағат бұрын
Spiders are my biggest fear so I'm glad that there are no spider Pokemon because all the "spider" Pokemon have only 6 legs instead of 8
@pokegod70419
6 сағат бұрын
gengar. the reason? it's pokedex entry from pokemon sun.
@I_DoThingsSometimes
4 сағат бұрын
If it's attacking you, do not resist. Give up. Or something like that.
@pokegod70419
56 минут бұрын
@@I_DoThingsSometimes "Should you feel yourself attacked by a sudden chill, it is evidence of an approaching Gengar. There is no escaping it. Give up."
@I_DoThingsSometimes
23 минут бұрын
@pokegod70419 Thank you 😊
@jean-pierrebenzenique
Сағат бұрын
almost 99% of Pokémon chosen here are part Ghost Types, most of the ones chosen was based on their dex entry which tbh more like a cool, cute, or goofy looking ghosts instead of scary ones if I were to choose one: Dragon is Giratina (I’m still traumatised by Platinum climax cutscene) Ghost is Banette/Mega Banette (stuffed doll came alive, how is anything scarier than that) Ground is Claydol (so many eyes) Flying is Drifblim (dex entry aside, its face is kinda creepy too) Bug is Caterpie/Venomoth (man, they are TOO REALISTIC) Water is Gorebyss (it’s a deep sea water creature with weird body shape, idk what they’ll do with that mouth) Electric is Eelektrik (Tynamo is cute, Eelektross is awesome, but the mid one is so strange yet scary) Rock is Stakataka (so many eyes) Grass is Paras (Legends Arceus trauma) Dark is Cacturne (imagine being stalked by a horde of this guys in the desert) Ice is Jynx Normal is Porygon-Z (its glitchy movement is creepy enough) Fire is Lampent (its eerie fire kinda spooky) Fighting is Bewear (its pose alone is kinda scary enough, imagine being chased by this man-size bear costume then to be crushed by its hug) Steel is Orthworm (the way the titan one buried itself in sand in the game is so scary to me) Psychic is Hypno (most children is its victim) Fairy is Shiinotic (just look at the eyes)
@hornedskullasmr7811
3 сағат бұрын
While not a pokemon, the police in pokemon sword and shield unnerve me and scary.
@travisherndon94
2 сағат бұрын
When it comes to grass types I would've gone with Cacturne instead honestly especially like look at it with it's creepy smile and deadpan eyes staring at you it's kind of scary and creepy especially if you also add it's pokedex entry into it saying that they following travelers into the desert for days until the traveler can't move anymore then they attack that's terrifying.
@sbranch6
2 сағат бұрын
Garnivore because of the fandom
@justsomerandomdudeontheint9859
5 сағат бұрын
Rotom IS a testament to the idea that no matter how good you have it, everything can be taken away. I mean, look way it in Gen 4. A secret, post-game encounter that played legendary music; a special event taht gave it new forms; clearly being a legendary… until POOF GameFreak demotes it and its status is forever thrown to being just another regular Pokémon
@Brandon-kt7ss
5 сағат бұрын
Ironic
@lilbonsly
Сағат бұрын
Luckily in all of these scenarios you are a person who at least hopefully carries a handheld capture device that at the least can give you a chance to run
@UltiMezza
Сағат бұрын
13:48 i like to think that xerneas is no better than yveltal, because he (yes, he, only male deer have antlers) can make life overabundant (like overgrown plants, zombies, immortality, basically eternal suffering, just look at az). just like xerneas can undo what yveltal did, the other way around is possible too (like undoing immortality, putting zombies back into their graves, returning plants to the way they were). but if they are both doing what they aren't meant to, that's where zygarde steps in.
@amymarriott5761
19 минут бұрын
There are 3858400 grains of alive sand in a Palossand!
@araucanoraptorargentinus3973
Сағат бұрын
Contrary to popular belief, Vaporeon isn’t compatible for breeding. For starters, they're not even in the Human-Like egg group, but most Vaporeons are male anyway. Not only that, but the copypasta diluted the truth about Vaporeon's abilities, hence why I will now set the record straight. Hydration only works when it's raining, and Water Absorb, which has a darker nature that I will discuss soon, doesn't mean your Vaporeon will turn white after you "pull out." I should know because I cleaned the toilets at a sperm bank a long time ago. Aside from that, what also wasn't mentioned is that Vaporeon can control water easily, which means Vaporeon can perfectly utilize the water it can control to enter a person's orifices until they explode. Vaporeon’s biology allows it to defeat its opponent by entering any of its opponent's orifices, making its way to the lungs until the attacker succumbed to dry drowning, and then exit the lifeless body perfectly. Now here comes the disturbing truth about Water Absorb. Human bodies are 65% water, which means that if a Vaporeon was inside a human body, it could potentially absorb the water in said body until the poor human was nothing more than a dry, lifeless mummified corpse. The Vaporeon would reemerge just fine, but not the human though. Also, if a Vaporeon rematerialized while it was inside your urethra, your pecker would be sent to the Distortion World instantly. Its ability to control water also includes creating Kyogre-like tsunamis that can level cities with ease, and with moves like Scald, Hydro Pump, Ice Beam, Hyper Beam, and Rock Smash, Vaporeon has so many ways to end you that it should be reclassified to the "Terminator Pokémon." It can also learn Detect and Toxic too, so don't explore that deep sea cave for treasure. As for the moves that it can use to make itself more "aroused," the kicker is that the rest of Vaporeon's kin can also learn those moves too, with Leafeon, Glaceon, and Umbreon having higher defense stats that would blow Vaporeon out of the water, and Sylveon and Umbreon, aka the third most pornified Pokémon of all time, are much more popular with the NSFW crowd. Acid Armor won't even change that.
@whyamihere1003
4 сағат бұрын
More than half of this vid are ghost types😭
@MaxiGonzalez-gl8zm
5 сағат бұрын
You could’ve put stackatacka because it has a lot of eyes and if you get inside it and look at all of it’s eyes you’ll be traumatized
@LovethedemonWolf2.0
5 сағат бұрын
Caseoh catching strays even in Pokémon
@lackingcreativevalue
Сағат бұрын
Me personally, I think Arceus would be the scariest normal type. A. If it's god, most people would be intimidated by it. B. If it's god, and going by the sheer number of people IRL with religious trauma, it would also be feared for that reason as well.
@ursapolargalactica
5 сағат бұрын
The scariest Poison Pokémon is zubat I hate them so much And the scariest fire Pokémon is typhloseos
@Dwight_In_Armor
5 сағат бұрын
jelly fish are not immortal exept the immortal jelly fish
@Blastosie_Offical
6 сағат бұрын
Tera Stellar Guzzlord for every entry
@thatoneidiotcurrentlyliving
5 сағат бұрын
i’m afraid of stickers
@foiboi6909
4 сағат бұрын
I didn't know people found Blacephalon scary. To me, he's just a little goober. I mean yeah it probably wants to kill you and would never be your friend, but he's still silly and will always be one of my favorite Pokémon.
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