And the lord said unto John 'come forth and you will receive eternal life" but John came fifth and won a toaster
@MaxFosh
4 жыл бұрын
Kitty Agnew I know it’s a stolen joke but this is so strong
@MaxFosh
4 жыл бұрын
WINNER WINNER - DM me on Insta for the underwhelming prize of a conker
@oliverwalker9419
4 жыл бұрын
Congrats. You have just been awarded for being British.
@sypht4351
4 жыл бұрын
Copied
@jerboa4566
4 жыл бұрын
Oliver Walker 1 week ago Congrats. You have just been awarded for being British.
@laurentaylor2199
4 жыл бұрын
it’s an utter tragedy that he didn’t end the video by saying “we came, we saw, we conkered”
@unnath1762
4 жыл бұрын
missed opportunity
@geroldglocker5276
3 жыл бұрын
It is tragic
@emilt.m.6418
3 жыл бұрын
well his conker was divided and conkered
@ThemightyTho
2 жыл бұрын
We came, we saw, we conkered
@Hulie
4 жыл бұрын
omfg that grown man was willing to eject his child to ferry you over that ravine. Max your influence is growing stronger
@d1tzy875
4 жыл бұрын
the way you phrased this has me creasing
@margaritam.9118
4 жыл бұрын
I would do the same for Max. I would yeet my newborn to help him.
@Future-CX
4 жыл бұрын
@@margaritam.9118 ok you ruined it whith that I'm guessing your America
@babyjamesbond2387
4 жыл бұрын
Im 1000nth like
@patrickgriffin8284
4 жыл бұрын
That’s just England for you
@edanforrester5390
4 жыл бұрын
Can we all just appreciate how max is the only youtuber giving us thrilling content such as doing crosswords in the pouring rain and playing conkers
@IzzyTye
4 жыл бұрын
check out robbie knox for similarly thrilling content such as putting out the bins and going to visit a national cross
@PoorlyWrttenReviews
4 жыл бұрын
Robbie Knox's has content like that too
@PoorlyWrttenReviews
4 жыл бұрын
@@IzzyTye oh stap didn't see that
@IzzyTye
4 жыл бұрын
@@PoorlyWrttenReviews great minds
@MarcinHopa8
2 жыл бұрын
Hahahah yes, this👌😂😂😂 I love him so much 😂😂
@bartholomewdan
4 жыл бұрын
This video is _obscenely_ British.
@pingu9951
4 жыл бұрын
This channel showcases all noteworthy things that Britain has to offer- truly a gem of our time
@BnFGProductions
4 жыл бұрын
Aggressively british. My favourite part was the ‘conkers have feelings’
@tarook439
4 жыл бұрын
When I was in junior school we would have conker collecting comps lol😂😂
@tarook439
4 жыл бұрын
*competition
@Dockhead
4 жыл бұрын
@@BnFGProductions now thats something we all can agree on, get the trans out and bring the conkers in! too far?
@sptsorin
4 жыл бұрын
Andy cheated! at 6:53 switched from rock to scissors! Start a petition to demand an audit from the Committee of Conker Kickers, we can't have such foul play in a world class championship!
@RaKaN513
4 жыл бұрын
Fucking Andy
@emilyh-sn4td
4 жыл бұрын
omfg he did
@TheUndeadFireNinja
4 жыл бұрын
#JusticeForFosh
@BaldMancTwat
4 жыл бұрын
The looking around afterwards to see if he got caught. A true sign of a cheater.
@colinyoung3685
4 жыл бұрын
I have analysed this frame by frame, it certainly wasn't cricket!
@BiancaxJans
4 жыл бұрын
I just love the fact that he uses the example of 'unlookers watching as people jump over a puddle' as a justification that 'british people can make anything entertaining', while he is there to play a sport in which unlookers literally watch people hit one nut against another one.. Love it!
@orlaobyrne5066
4 жыл бұрын
when andy said “🤟” in rock, paper, scissors i felt that
@NotHarlem
4 жыл бұрын
First comment in a while I actually laughed at, Thank you for your service.
@emmahiscock8757
4 жыл бұрын
You may’ve gotten further in the competition if you played some mind games with your competitors, gone for the divide and conker approach
@paddy1198
4 жыл бұрын
lost it when andy held up three fingers in rock paper scissors
@pingu9951
4 жыл бұрын
He’s too intelligent for us - he has ascended
@krikkrakvollenbak5892
Жыл бұрын
Andy actually held up rock but changed it to the hybrid rock scissors to cheat
@yankangqi
4 жыл бұрын
when will he learn that 10 minutes means more ads
@Akone3946
4 жыл бұрын
the first time ive seen someone get mad because the youtuber didn't stretch their vid to 10 mins
@MaxFosh
4 жыл бұрын
WAIT, YOU CAN GET PAID!!?!?
@o.knight-catalinete6934
4 жыл бұрын
@@MaxFosh Only in conkers though...
@yankangqi
4 жыл бұрын
this is when people realise that he's been living off of jelly babies that strangers give him for crosswords
@TheMrdominator1997
4 жыл бұрын
That would require getting past the 2nd round
@valentinafartais7238
4 жыл бұрын
This is proof that the right host and editing can make anything funny. What a jolly lot of people over there as well
@TheHyperion11
4 жыл бұрын
using music from the Nutcracker...I see what you did there
@jillknowles1167
4 жыл бұрын
I’m from Holland and didn’t know what the word conker meant. I was scared I would be confused the whole video but I’m happy it became very clear to me
@MisterAppleEsq
4 жыл бұрын
I think this whole competition is summed up with the words “charmingly ecletic”.
@rawpancakes1653
4 жыл бұрын
I love seeing that you watch these 😂
@anikarussell9802
4 жыл бұрын
other people get Nike shoes and the newest makeup no not max Fosh no he gets a little red riding hood costume.
@rose-gw8ox
3 жыл бұрын
Tbf, it's a really nice coat
@tiru4003
4 жыл бұрын
4:40 , looks like you lost No Nut November Max.
@kennyl4962
4 жыл бұрын
This was the best ☝️
@bartholomewdan
4 жыл бұрын
Ironic, isn't it? A competition about nuts being held in _November._
@maxminkin6227
4 жыл бұрын
You did not 😂
@harv724
4 жыл бұрын
Bravo
@jackandpaulsminecraftchann9328
4 жыл бұрын
I love conkers haven't played in 32 years since the great finger break in 87
@heyitsemma2134
4 жыл бұрын
“Conkers have feelings” I’m dead
@mutte9142
4 жыл бұрын
Loved the sentence: "As myself and my trusty, bright red cheeks." No wait, he said Volkswagen. Never mind, my bad
@bs87408
4 жыл бұрын
I don't think he knows what a circumcision is...
@timb6558
4 жыл бұрын
This guy shaking other people's hands like it's 2019 or something.
@larasutherland2260
4 жыл бұрын
Hey Max, have you heard of the world stone skimming championships that take place in Scotland each year? I recently heard about it and thought that might be something for a possible unconventional video next year.
@dead1997
4 жыл бұрын
In my old primary school we had an annual school conker tournament that had been going on for over 70 years straight. They would have sheets up saying who everyone was against and it would go up in brackets until there were only 2 people left. The final was something that the whole school including teachers would watch every year and although it was a bit weird, it was great fun. That ran for so long until the year after I left when I heard the new bitchy law-suit-paranoid principal banned it because apparently it was a safety hazard. I still hate that principal for that and I will forever respect the conker tournament.
@samvidrajwar6424
4 жыл бұрын
Well this championship has its pros and con...kers.
@bartholomewdan
4 жыл бұрын
This video is _cracking._ From the weather to the people, from the beer to Max storming off at the end with "absolutely ridiculous", from the competition itself to someone protesting against it, the Britishness is overwhelming. Andy's shot, however much Max may have disliked it, was _impressive._ Absolutely _nuts._ Shame that Max couldn't _conker_ the championship, but the video that came out of it is absolutely _smashing._
@macapacca
4 жыл бұрын
I’ve been to this event before and I can conker that it’s well fun
@alexharley7843
4 жыл бұрын
There once was a bunny Whose nose was rather runny You may think it's funny But it's snot.
@fionatasker8689
4 жыл бұрын
I won a conker championship. It was the best day of my life. When I felt my opponents conker crush beneath my superior conk I have never felt such power. I have been spending my whole life since trying desperately to feel the same euphoric rush but never have.
@rubysmith1898
4 жыл бұрын
the two dislikes are from John and the baby that was left in a bush
@leylarichards4360
4 жыл бұрын
Then what are the other 57?
@arsonlindley7000
4 жыл бұрын
>Sport you've never heard of >a sport literally everyone plays as a kid
@GRANDerSimpsonizer13
4 жыл бұрын
I LOST it at the yellow card for foul conkering technique
@jamesturner2914
4 жыл бұрын
Wading through the puddle , Max Slosh - I'll let myself out
@mateiardeleanu2001
4 жыл бұрын
"The Chile Conk Army" - genius
@mrSam3ooo
4 жыл бұрын
Lady: My dad passed away on Monday, so ... Max: 😄
@ikkoichigo
4 жыл бұрын
this is your best series Max. Damn, it might be even one of my favourites on youtube! cheers!
@marcustranter2685
4 жыл бұрын
This is fast become my favourite KZitem channel brilliant work old chap
@Kai_PF
4 жыл бұрын
Max fish Who the hell do you think is your demographic that will sit through a 8 minute video and then will lose there shit over the prospect of perhaps winning a unwanted contaminated conker
@MaxFosh
4 жыл бұрын
...you?
@Thisath100
4 жыл бұрын
max fish 🤣🤣🤣
@cityheron7106
4 жыл бұрын
Me lol
@cityheron7106
4 жыл бұрын
Max Fosh i would
@ajdexter4195
3 жыл бұрын
4:28 that made me really smile
@jseccombe4822
4 жыл бұрын
i feel so uplifted and enlightened, thank you xx
@nicholasfuric
4 жыл бұрын
I can’t quite believe that Andy got away with such an obvious cheat in the rock, paper, scissors!
@bluetrapp9502
4 жыл бұрын
Hey, thank you so much for putting the subtitles on. Means everything.
@rebeccaw.301
4 жыл бұрын
I think I completely lost it, when the nutcracker started playing
@swati_is_a_penguin2159
4 жыл бұрын
legit was having the worst day of my life and you still managed to cheer me up thanks man ily
@Xavich_
4 жыл бұрын
Max you are the new pépite of my KZitem subscriptions! Keep your hard work, the world deserves to meet your creativity and the British culture the way you perceive it!
@RudyTheNinja
2 жыл бұрын
7:14 this man is a beacon of emotion xDD
@RJiiFin
2 жыл бұрын
Hey, I just found your channel and am browsing through the backlog. Videos like this are so good. Charming, entertaining, showing of a glimpse of the event, the horror of a 5cm deep puddle... perfect!
@ReyRey9
4 жыл бұрын
Remember people, love conkers all.
@Yamezzzz
4 жыл бұрын
During the 2 minute silence for Armistice Day... Top Hat Guy: Yeh.
@hamzahalasadulloh7779
4 жыл бұрын
Thanks for never failing to include brandenburg concerto no. 3 i enjoy it every time
@BowlioProductions
4 жыл бұрын
When will the conker championships ever get VAR, the changing from rock to scissors there is atrocious!
@iceboundation7671
4 жыл бұрын
Just found your channel, really like it!
@BigStrap
4 жыл бұрын
Anyone not from the UK remember this from the Dangerous Book for Boys?
@purplemouse580
3 жыл бұрын
Damn. Wanted to see you win it this year
@yihuiang3165
4 жыл бұрын
Ive only just discovered your channel and I'm laughing my head off!
@abigailmoreland5076
3 жыл бұрын
“And Ill definitely come back for next year” well past max I’ve got some news for you.
@MarcinHopa8
2 жыл бұрын
Bro I love you 😂😂😂 You are soooooo funny 😂😂 haha, love it! 😂👌
@samuelshapley8333
4 жыл бұрын
Instructions unclear, got conker stuck in andy
@keepsii8816
4 жыл бұрын
Who sent you that Lithuania branded rain coat? I’m a Lithuanian and this is my first time hearing of something like that. :D
@Mr.Liam.
4 жыл бұрын
That conker troll guy was fucking hilarious...” I’m going for a beer” 😂😂
@davidfildes877
4 жыл бұрын
I thoroughly enjoyed this vid!.
@ninaaa00
4 жыл бұрын
i love how he makes us laugh as well as the people he interviewed
@peachxblue
4 ай бұрын
The UK seems to have so many niche competitions like this!! So cool
@aarongoddard9087
4 жыл бұрын
We always did this at my school but a load of people were getting hurt cus of it so the teachers for some reason took it upon themselves to try and remove any stray conkers that were on the playground, it was like in monsters inc when they find a human socks but instead of hazmat suits they have fucking ice packs.
@femhasgays9007
3 жыл бұрын
Little did he know, there would be no next year.
@fernandogonzalez-toruno6885
4 жыл бұрын
I actually remember playing this game when I use to live in Ireland when I was like 10 it bring so many good memories!!
@TheBestUnicornMm2Player
4 жыл бұрын
You got conkered! Love your vidoes Max, can't wait to see more.
@falloutpropguy
11 ай бұрын
The English Civil War soldiers with match locks and full kit was a mental flashbang
@rosiestrawberry6359
4 жыл бұрын
the man with the conker cruelty sign is just low key calling out all strikers
@SimonThrossellFilms
4 жыл бұрын
Was going to go to this as well. Good to see that you braved the poor conditions!
@sri112
2 жыл бұрын
"And I definitely will be coming back next year" Oh Foshy if only you'd know
@deatho1002
4 жыл бұрын
2:55 big up the cadets
@Sam-ys6iw
4 жыл бұрын
when you mentioned the school uniform on the old fella ... majestic banter
@redbrickroof
4 жыл бұрын
Max i love your videos so much
@hildaferry1
3 жыл бұрын
Please be back and film it this year aswell
@lelaforuna586
2 жыл бұрын
I recently discovered this channel and I am absolutely excited. Such good content! Is the guy at 2:38 and 2:44 really wearing Lederhosn (=leather trousers) similar to the ones we wear here in Upper Bavaria? Or can I no longer believe my eyes?🤔
@lowkeylauren9115
4 жыл бұрын
This is the most pointless sport... I love it
@PotatoJunkee
4 жыл бұрын
Police investigator: "So you don't have the 23 missing children from this week in your basement?" Me: 7:17
@milenawittermans662
3 жыл бұрын
Chili Conk Army... that’s absolutely amazing
@jjhbhd520
4 жыл бұрын
Bruh Andy swapped from Rock to scissors like a mad man...
@elicharlton6397
4 жыл бұрын
Omg, we had conket competitions at primary school. Best time of the year
@albyy7849
4 жыл бұрын
This channel this so underrated
@RealTimePogo
Жыл бұрын
We used to do this with pencils in school. Hold one long ways flip the other one on the pencil, and if it breaks, you win if yours breaks you lose.
@eggymedia190
3 жыл бұрын
You absolutely conquered that first one
@RetroPlus
4 жыл бұрын
I loved it, who knew there were people who liked smacking conkers this much!
@indeedentertainment
6 ай бұрын
Happy Birthday Mrs Something!
@ahemoo
3 жыл бұрын
scintillating max's new fav word here haha
@hannahshirleysmith24
2 жыл бұрын
The nutcracker in the background! 😂😂
@stevesheppard6538
4 жыл бұрын
Used to play this every autumn at school. It was quite a big deal. There was all sorts of tricks to make the conker the best. I used to put mine in hot vinegar and then leave it over night. God knows if it did anything but someone told me it hardens them. I once had a nine'r if anyone knows what that means. Conkers was awesome and every British kid knows what it is (they should anyway).
@Bloby8999
8 ай бұрын
I have suddenly discovered that I have never wanted anything more than to possess that conker
@VYBChannel
4 жыл бұрын
LOVE IT!!!
@bakersmileyface
3 жыл бұрын
I completely forgot about this. We Used to play it at primary school and we learned about it on a school trip to Cornwall.
@elmossy
4 жыл бұрын
Lol poor vinnie. I ended up saying circumcised at the same time as ye and died laughing
@rachelcookie321
2 жыл бұрын
I’ve only actually played conkers like 3 times, I usually just pick up all the conkers that aren’t bashed and are nice and round. Then I just keep them on my desk forever.
@Boudi-ca
Жыл бұрын
Omg I spend my whole childhood playing conkers. Good times 😊
@MachModelsWithBozza
4 жыл бұрын
Josh is just sitting in a puddle weirdly watching those dudes with the guns
@jackkama1372
4 жыл бұрын
My primary school did this every year. The whole school compete and the finalists have a duel on the playground one after noon
@nicjade704
4 жыл бұрын
I want that conker just as much as your car wants his bits back
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