“He’s just a little guy who likes dropping bricks on his bro.” - Vesbricked Noir
@autooru6600
Жыл бұрын
The more I know about Vesper, the more I realize I don't know anything about him
@zephshoir
Жыл бұрын
Vesper's brother almost killed him... 💀
@hisirhow3476
Жыл бұрын
cain moment
@benjamintarr8330
Жыл бұрын
@@hisirhow3476 looks like Jimmy almost dis-Able-d Vesper
@yakumoyomi5765
Жыл бұрын
@@benjamintarr8330 Alright...that was pretty good.
@SelecaoOfMidas
Жыл бұрын
@@yakumoyomi5765 Indeed, but... INAFF!
@kylethecherry-nosesanalite1723
Жыл бұрын
I think the scariest thing is how casually he tells these stories. Like it's just a normal, everday thing.
@felixdaniels37
Жыл бұрын
Ame 2.0
@shinigamimiroku3723
Жыл бұрын
It's a part of his charm. Grampire is an excellent storyteller. 🐶🍞
@berserkknightdeadoralive702
Жыл бұрын
Because it's just a normal, everyday thing for a vampire, sorry, "non-vampire"
@psyche_ch
Жыл бұрын
I might do the same. Laughing things out and make it normal makes it less painful to remember.😂
@asnad59
Жыл бұрын
I think it's more like "it's a thing of the past and I've told this to others like many times" which made him casually shares them
@mjangelvortex
Жыл бұрын
So let me get this straight. Vesper was maced, he climbed up a roof as a child (but his bro got hurt that time), had a fuckin brick drop on his head, went to a bar during a hurricane, and was stabbed at least twice? And yet he denies being a vampire. I don't know, I have my doubts.
@adamcambiano8389
Жыл бұрын
Don't forget hit by a car while riding his bike three different times.
@blaaahh7867
Жыл бұрын
He's just a little vampire.. trying to fit in
@thankyou2259
Жыл бұрын
@@adamcambiano8389 and got kicked in the face by a horse while trying to pet it
@zetsubowidz2287
Жыл бұрын
Those vampire Hunter are hard at work I see
@lordofrims
Жыл бұрын
And got hit by a car too...
@Fuzunga
Жыл бұрын
Damn, I thought he died from that. Good thing he clarified!
@JK_of_Today
Жыл бұрын
Well he could’ve died and came back. Happened to my uncle one time.
@spongebobfan78
Жыл бұрын
"Were you killed?" "Sadly, yes... but I LIVED!"
@kenjutsukata1o1
Жыл бұрын
I mean, *rumor* has it (unsubstantiated, mind you) that Vesper *MAY* be a vampire. So if it were the case that he were a vampire (which is absurd, of course, this is all highly hypothetical), then he would be undead. So that means he *could* have died and come back as an undying creature of the night. Of course, it's a silly exercise of thought, merely a fun trifle to pass the time. Obviously Vesper is very much human, and his survival was indeed a foregone conclusion that was unnecessary to clarify. Haha, what a silly human he is! How amusing! Haha! - Signed, Vatore Albescu, -Head of Noir Coven Secrecy Management Department- Regular Vesper fan and not distantly related cousin or a vampire
@thelovelydragonleelee3273
Жыл бұрын
Vesper 🤝 Ame Their stories from the past being insane!
@cruiserue
Жыл бұрын
😂
@strategicperson95
Жыл бұрын
I was just thinking the same. Vesper's stories are just making me think of him as the HoloStars version of Ame.
@slyngn7847
Жыл бұрын
Imagine in their lore they're related.
@shryggur
Жыл бұрын
@Sly Ngn cursed timeline: Ves doesn't age because Ame feeds him with disposed Smol Ames
@dirtyfaustine
Жыл бұрын
@@shryggur alright brother that was creepy. stop
@sabotabo7476
Жыл бұрын
every time i hear a holomember tell one of these wacky stories, all i can think is "where does cover find these people?"
@tonkotsuramen8453
Жыл бұрын
Takes one to -know- *find* one -a certain detective
@SamOlson-qk1lg
Жыл бұрын
I think it's cause they live life most people nowadays glued on phones or online but thats my take
@MaxC_1
Жыл бұрын
@@SamOlson-qk1lg or perhaps cuz he's in his late 20s and not from some big city forced to live the same boring life every other day Also in this case Vesper's life is pretty wildly exceptional anyways
@Quinxed
Жыл бұрын
The hospital I assume
@MagicSwordKing
Жыл бұрын
Vesper Noir is the only vtuber that makes me want to become a vtuber myself, just so I can off-handedly share all my equally deranged stories from my own misspent youth on stream.
@majorasmaskguy_8452
Жыл бұрын
I honestly had the same idea he did for his audition, and I'm disappointed I never went through with after hearing his description of said audition.
@velvetpoltergeist
Жыл бұрын
"Don't worry, I didn't die" 💀 he knows the vesties too well
@mudcchi5571
Жыл бұрын
Ngl I got unironically worried at first, not realizing he wouldn't have been there to tell the story if anything bad had happened 💀💀 my brainnn
@velvetpoltergeist
Жыл бұрын
@mudcchi if I was there, I would've asked "but did you died tho?" 🤣
Ame and vesper are just competing against each other
@DinnerForkTongue
Жыл бұрын
We sure could use a collab zatsu of these two sharing war stories, if they both ever feel like making contact.
@proxy90909
Жыл бұрын
@@DinnerForkTongueNever in the same room? Crazy antics? Knows how to build PCs? Vesper = Ame
@rektl2036
Жыл бұрын
Add hakka into the mix, though honestly for him its just nature trying to get him.
@Veristelle-
Жыл бұрын
@@DinnerForkTongue If only both weren't incredibly introverted. Though both have tried coming out of their comfort zone (Ame with quite a headstart)
@kenjutsukata1o1
Жыл бұрын
@@Veristelle- Yeah, Ame is definitely super shy, and it's pretty common for people like her (I'm one of them) to be even more shy around the opposite sex. I don't blame her for avoiding it altogether, but it would be really fun to see them interact. I think it would be quite fun once she opened up (if she managed).
@TheBBDodo
Жыл бұрын
Man, never knew that country music legend Jimmy Noir was like that as a kid
@mokeymale8350
Жыл бұрын
Nothing says brotherly love like blunt force trauma to the head. Source: I have a brother
@skulledrebel
Жыл бұрын
Brothers do stupid shit sometimes man. I threw a bone at my brother one time and it hit him in the head and knocked him out. Thought I killed him, scared the life outta me. I've tried to protect and look out for the little shit every day since.
@Chordat3
Жыл бұрын
What kind of bone did you throw lmaoo.
@mgh7634
Жыл бұрын
I remember when I was little, me and my friend thought it'd be fun for some reason to baseball pitch solid metal toy trucks at each other. We hit each other in head and cried to our parents. Kids are just dumb.
@MaxC_1
Жыл бұрын
Bro straight up threw a dinosaur bone at the poor kid's head
@Zhortac
Жыл бұрын
Vesper: don't worry, I didn't die I would like evidence of that claim, sir!
@TonyBamboozled
Жыл бұрын
Vesper might actually be immortal. I wouldn't stress test it, though.
@papapotato408
Жыл бұрын
"Don't worry, I didn't die." Oh, good 🤣
@johnnysalery7383
Жыл бұрын
It seems that unlike most who wake up and choose violence, Violence itself woke up and chose Vesper lol God bless this man….
@gerardohernandez5138
Жыл бұрын
Theres was a saying "you can choose your friends but not your family
@thatguyjared8560
Жыл бұрын
“Don’t worry, I didn’t die.” Thank goodness, for a second there he had me worried.
@kyowomii
Жыл бұрын
each day is like an advent calendar and the prize is a story of how vesper almost died
@francesco8000
Жыл бұрын
I said it multiple times and i'll say it again but i refuse to believe that he's not a florida man.
@H20nas
Жыл бұрын
Couple of years back, I thought Ame's stories wont be topped. Then Vesper the Florida man happened.
@kenjutsukata1o1
Жыл бұрын
Ame's near-death experiences seemed to have mostly happened in her childhood, so her decision to spend most of her time indoors as an adult spared her from whatever malevolent entity was toying with her. Vesper's too stubborn/oblivious to take the hint and walks boldly into danger to this day XD
@OverlordPleinair
Жыл бұрын
I THOUGHT BAE AND OLLIE SAID PROTECT THIS MAN!! GET TO IT VESTIES!!
@DinnerForkTongue
Жыл бұрын
Sorry man, Kronii won't let our protection be retroactive!
@kenjutsukata1o1
Жыл бұрын
@@DinnerForkTongue Yeah, when I asked her she didn't even respond since she was looking into a mirror. Maybe we should ask Ame...?
@lucasgoncalves7774
Жыл бұрын
That was before we discovered he's a Floridaman, now I'd say we are the ones that need to be protected from him.
@RollingBlocks
Жыл бұрын
Just how many near-death experiences has this Florida man has shared already
@neyuse
Жыл бұрын
Wait he is a Florida man? This makes things way more funny
@berserkknightdeadoralive702
Жыл бұрын
Dude, come on, the man is the state of Florida in flesh, nothing can't stop him
@cefasfernandes
Жыл бұрын
when you said florida man, i thought about Gray still play. Not gonna lie
@SandiVis
Жыл бұрын
This is why he wants his own branded brick?
@KatsukiKaito
Жыл бұрын
Vesper is just your average Florida man who became a VTuber
@daddysempaichan
Жыл бұрын
Does Vesper grew up in the South? Cause these stories reminds me of Mandaloregaming and his wacky stories that he has.
@therecombinant6215
Жыл бұрын
Not going to lie, the moment I the thumbnail. I thought Kronii knocked Vesper out in a offline collab.
@vipsnap2707
Жыл бұрын
Dude fucking imagine
@AbadonXXX
Жыл бұрын
Vesper is more than florida man, he is irl alan quartermane for if something happens to him florida will not let him die
@spika5872
Жыл бұрын
I have never seen a jack mailman but my FedEx delivery guy is jacked af.
@hendrysuawa
Жыл бұрын
the most hinged man have the most hinged family. how many life Vesper have? i dont know fortunately he still survive to this day
@DinnerForkTongue
Жыл бұрын
By this point we might as well graft nekomimi on his head. He's part cat with all those extra lives.
@hendrysuawa
Жыл бұрын
@@DinnerForkTongue CatVampire LMAO
@zetsubowidz2287
Жыл бұрын
That the great perk of vampire, the undead to begin with?!
@hendrysuawa
Жыл бұрын
@@zetsubowidz2287 always has been
@SimplyAmy88
Жыл бұрын
@@hendrysuawa Nyanpire! (sorry for the not very original answer... 😅 )
@-Raylight
Жыл бұрын
*"First she had to get rid of the current mailman"* Reminds me of TF2's expiration date lol I love how wild Grandpa's stories, the most wildest thing we get to hear is like Tuesday for him xD
@WormyJester8
Жыл бұрын
"Dont worry I didn't die"
@arcanask
Жыл бұрын
That story is less vesper family antics and more millenial antics. We did the same stuff from our tree too. For better or worse we never actually managed to hit anyone.
@TonyBamboozled
Жыл бұрын
...Why?
@cpurizumu
Жыл бұрын
@@TonyBamboozled because kids are stupid and the 80s and 90s didn’t have the Internet.
@monkey_uko5668
Жыл бұрын
This is the man who wants to sell us bricks as merch! How much for the brick that almost killed him???
@kimacid7618
Жыл бұрын
I'm convinced he is actually hundreds of years old
@jackofblades3998
Жыл бұрын
This reminds me of that video of that lady that said "hot water challenge y'all" and threw a pot of boiling hot water on her brother for a KZitem trend
@inanimatesum4945
Жыл бұрын
Jimmy was watching one too many Tom and Jerry cartoons lmao
@KawaiiNeko333
Жыл бұрын
His childhood stories are like the male version of Ame's!
@xinlight
Жыл бұрын
I like that the bar is "but I didn't die though"
@sidecharacterC
Жыл бұрын
Something similar happened to me by my brother too. I was running in the backyard and my bro decided to throw a brick at me. He lead just right and hit me in the leg.
@fisher89898
Жыл бұрын
What doesnt kill you makes you stronger
@zuttoaragi8349
Жыл бұрын
Okay, like, seriously, what HASN'T happened to this madlad?
@Tsuruoto
Жыл бұрын
My brother held a chisel above my head, and I stood up into it. I didn't have any big issues other than the permanent bump on my head and my asking my hair stylist to hide my injury from my parents. I understand you, grampire.
@kenjutsukata1o1
Жыл бұрын
I like the idea of you going into the hair stylist with a fresh wound instead of the hospital and asking for a quick shampoo to get rid of the blood then to style your hair to cover it up, even though I'm guessing that's not what you meant by that.
@deptusmechanikus7362
Жыл бұрын
Something like that happened to me too, but instead of a brick, a buddy of mine just jumped on me with his 11-year-old ass. We stopped being buddies after that
@hornitako7006
Жыл бұрын
I have to confessed that as a kid I also thought throwing bricks around was big hehehaha and one time I accidentally hit my cousin
@mgh7634
Жыл бұрын
I think everybody has stories like that. Sometimes people forget that kids are just really dumb and don't always put together that hard object + head = bad.
@sleeplessindefatigable6385
Жыл бұрын
mans just took a look at Ame's history of getting absolutely fucked up and said "a'ight bet".
@exudeku
Жыл бұрын
"Why are your family like this?" I think Vesteas forgot he's from Florida
this man... has a bizarre life as his normal. o_o;;;
@Zeryther
Жыл бұрын
how many of these does he have oh my god
@wakuwaku6647
Жыл бұрын
I wonder how this guy still alive until now, he has a rough life I see
@guilherme5094
Жыл бұрын
Well, at least this time it wasn't the damn Belmonts.
@Dailydoseofanny
Жыл бұрын
How is this man alive???
@MrMultiB
Жыл бұрын
Vesper's physical durability is off the charts!! His mental durability is also off the charts...in the other direction(I blame Kronii)
@blacktemplarchaplainmarius42
Жыл бұрын
If this gets an animation of where Vesper gets hit by bricks like what happened to Marv from home alone I'd be losing it 😂
@TakoTemp
Жыл бұрын
Vesper Noir survive to tell a tale
@MarrisonJerico
Жыл бұрын
are you telling me this fucking man survive from bleed to death from stab wound in adomen and also survive brick drop on head(?)
@StudentOfGod
Жыл бұрын
"Hey Watson, cinder block!"
@kenjutsukata1o1
Жыл бұрын
Man, Jimmy got the short end of the stick when it comes to his name. Imagine being a part of a -vampire- old and not at all mysterious -coven- -clan- family and getting that name. "Vesper and Jimmy". Assuming that's not Vesper's brother's actual name, he should have called him 'Jesper' instead, lol. Poor Jim-bo. Then again, guy be dropping bricks on his brother's head from a tree. He probably doesn't deserve a cooler name.
@gmkgoat
Жыл бұрын
That Jimmy Noir sure was a rapscallion back in the day
@TheWhiteDragon3
Жыл бұрын
An unknown member of my class threw an apple into a crowd and struck me in the jaw, and I was already seething at that. I haven'tthe slightest idea how absolutely furious I'd be to find out my own flesh and blood dropped an honest to God brick on my head.
@failp1ayer435
Жыл бұрын
holy shit ain't no way💀vesper survived a head shot
@cassweatherwax9559
Жыл бұрын
that is attempted murder lmao
@Dense25
Жыл бұрын
I wonder if the next story would be how he died but came back to life after chugging a tabasco sauce bottle
@katzbac
Жыл бұрын
I relate to Vespers dangerous stories so much, the amount of times i could have died as a kid and even last week!!
@AnthonyYang002
Жыл бұрын
The more you learn about him, the more questions arise. He's simply, the world's most interesting man
@makku5517
Жыл бұрын
I don't know why am I ever surprised when he drops these stories out of nowhere and carries on.
@shinigamimiroku3723
Жыл бұрын
That sister clearly had the Garfield mentality...
@grunhilde6778
Жыл бұрын
who is jimmy?
@tek4en
Жыл бұрын
his brother he calles him jimmy noir
@monyetguru
Жыл бұрын
can someone tell me whos jimmy?
@jon-unicorn-doxxer
Жыл бұрын
its his brother Jimmy noir.
@monyetguru
Жыл бұрын
@@jon-unicorn-doxxer thanks!!
@Kaos9696
Жыл бұрын
Getting assaulted anywhere he goes... we sure he's not a vampire?
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