There’s nothing more terrifying than hearing Tito Ortiz say that your future is in his hands 😂
@dans1454
11 ай бұрын
Even if his hands are solidly around it as possibly?
@rjamesyork
9 ай бұрын
She had to be thinking “I speak English better than that guy.”
@boltzmannbrain6607
Ай бұрын
He will outlive you that way
@markwrenn5965
11 ай бұрын
Every sentence was fighting for its life
@The_Winners_Legion
5 ай бұрын
😂
@bettybunbun9664
4 ай бұрын
Every sentence was one of the heavyweights of the night.
@WanderleiSilva29
11 ай бұрын
Tito isn't screwing up and fumbling every other sentence..... He's just outthinking himself. While everyone else is playing checkers, Tito is playing chest.
@broombromden498
11 ай бұрын
he’s a grand chest master;
@canuzun44
11 ай бұрын
chess*
@broombromden498
11 ай бұрын
@@canuzun44 /swoosh (nike)
@canuzun44
11 ай бұрын
@@broombromden498 swoosh/ adidas
@OnPoint88
11 ай бұрын
Chest 😂
@LyssLiLi
11 ай бұрын
*"Of course, I'm Tito Ortiz..my hands are solid around her as possibly."*
@broombromden498
11 ай бұрын
tito single-handedly destroyed any chances of cristina cantos cyborg ever succeeding in any business;
@LyssLiLi
11 ай бұрын
@@broombromden498 TBF Ronda ducked a catch weight of 140 but, having Tito in control of your career is career suicide.
@broombromden498
11 ай бұрын
@@LyssLiLi This is true;
@VixaTheGod
11 ай бұрын
"So I wanna thank everybody for please coming in" 3:56
@tryme9914
7 күн бұрын
Thank everybody for Please coming in is actual proper phrase. It's not o common but it's been used before 😂
@baldyhardnut260
11 ай бұрын
One thing you gotta respect that Titos sure as hell dosent run away from his weaknesses he deals with them head on.
@selig7
10 ай бұрын
I would respect it, but I don’t think he realizes it’s a weakness.
@SaltyPeanutz
10 ай бұрын
I don't think it's a good thing though. Dude has to learn how to annunciate and how to put together a cohesive sentence.
@sheffield121121
10 ай бұрын
Enunciate ;)
@skarhead7597
2 ай бұрын
a nun sea ate @@SaltyPeanutz
@tmajec
Ай бұрын
@@sheffield121121😂
@CW-yp9jo
11 ай бұрын
“ I want to take a few minutes to ask some question”
@zane0292
11 ай бұрын
Wow you can tell Tito has been training 6 times a day, and 2 of those times 3 times a day 4 times a week and out of those 3 times a day. You can tell it’s paying off, his confidence is incredible.
@fernandochavez2769
11 ай бұрын
Lol
@mikeadams7904
11 ай бұрын
He will be ready to go in the fall. In April.
@bilbobaggins4403
11 ай бұрын
Your hands are what now
@fernandochavez2769
11 ай бұрын
How can you train 6 times a day but one of those days are 2 a day
@chrisboult6610
6 ай бұрын
(Proceeds to plug his nose)
@antoniogonzalez115
11 ай бұрын
"Of course i am Tito Ortiz"😂
@evanjones6144
11 ай бұрын
“Of course, I’m Tito Ortiz.” Gotta go ahead and clear it up, in case there’s any mistaken identity problems. Easy to mistake Tito for someone else.
@eriks8382
11 ай бұрын
Greatest light heavyweights of the press conference
@uglyass9084
11 ай бұрын
@@eriks8382greatest comment of the night
@eggshapedisraelioperative6317
11 ай бұрын
Just as with Christina Santos Cyborg, who is often mistaken for the acclaimed fighter Cris Cyborg. An easy mistake to make
@oldmanhendo7183
9 ай бұрын
It’s always hilarious to see the facial expressions of the people around Tito while he attempts to form sentences
@CONCERNEDcitizenforever
Ай бұрын
😂
@Ar1AnX1x
11 ай бұрын
4 minutes in and I have no clue what this whole thing is about in any shape or form
@AlexColberg
11 ай бұрын
10 seconds of Tito is funny, but 6 minutes? I caved after 3 minutes from the torture. I would have told my enemies everything they wanted to know.
@CraqCity
11 ай бұрын
😂😂 Literal torture. I made it to almost 4 minutes before searching the comments for this
@LyssLiLi
11 ай бұрын
*0:01** The camera ZOOM to "Good Evening, ledeez and genelmen..." never fails🤣*
@CJL36
5 ай бұрын
It took me 5 minutes to get through the first 10 seconds. I was dying.
@The_Winners_Legion
5 ай бұрын
This is one of the funniest things I've ever seen
@eggshapedisraelioperative6317
11 ай бұрын
Even speaking slower wouldn’t help Tito. He could say 1 word every 5 seconds and his brain still wouldn’t be able to form a coherent sentence
@WingsOfAgeOfConsent
11 ай бұрын
You're reaching for those grapes 🍇
@broombromden498
11 ай бұрын
@@WingsOfAgeOfConsent Lol it comes off as such a cold and condescending insult; so amazing;
@ralleks
11 ай бұрын
0:48 juust look at Cyborg's face knowing her fate is in Tito's hands 🤣🤣
@blood_upon_the_rose
11 ай бұрын
And her English is better than his lol 😂
@pie579
11 ай бұрын
“Good evening” it’s daytime
@MrWickHaHaBobayega
11 ай бұрын
15 seconds in Tito already messed up 3 times 😂😂 I don’t even think it’s CTE or him just being on the spectrum, he talks like he’s reading a script in his head while also analysing the last words he said to make sure he got it right what results in a complete shit fest 😂😂😂
@allistergraham6704
11 ай бұрын
Spoken from experience. I also relate 😅
@PozzaPizz
11 ай бұрын
Anytime I've ever panicked I sounded like him
@allistergraham6704
11 ай бұрын
@@PozzaPizz I get you, you kinda lose control 😅
@STARSAPPHIRE91
11 ай бұрын
He talks like a nervous kid who's been busted by their parents for doing something they weren't supposed to be doing, while trying to act natural and explain themselves. Or alternatively, like a pedophile who's been told to have a seat by Chris Hanson.
@DodgeyHodgey
11 ай бұрын
He messed up at 2 seconds calling ladies lads then I dunno what that fumble was with cyborgs name 😂
@DARKSIDEUPSIDEDOWN
11 ай бұрын
My hands is uh around her as solid as possibly 🤣🤣 0:51
@HipHopAn0n
11 ай бұрын
"Waycolm to...the future" -Tito "the Time Traveller" Ortiz
@LockheedLazar
11 ай бұрын
i like to imagine this presser was just tito talking like this for 3 hours without stopping or ever taking a question
@justingalan3601
11 ай бұрын
Isn't it?
@jj45455
11 ай бұрын
“My hands are solid around her as possibly”
@metacafekid
11 ай бұрын
Im legitimately falling in love with tito
@Jewish_Kyle
11 ай бұрын
Definitely one of the most dominating women mixed martial artists of the night
@Mackenzie002
5 ай бұрын
Eww Jew?
@Valnak
11 ай бұрын
He definitely didn't blow enough oxygen into his brain before this press conference of the night.
@colecampbell1906
11 ай бұрын
One of the greatest press conferences of the night
@zz-.-
11 ай бұрын
1:00 Cyborg and her agent look HORRIFIED at the thought of her career being “in Tito’s hands”
@TWOScottRage
11 ай бұрын
6 minutes of absolute verbal nonsense.
@rensjans6494
11 ай бұрын
The guy on his right side seems traumatized.
@andyalcaraz9552
9 ай бұрын
Thanks everyone for please coming in…true legend.
@WanderleiSilva29
11 ай бұрын
"I wanna thank everyone for please comin in"...... The best part about this entire video is how every single sentence is a game of unscramble.... First and second grade English teachers could use Tito's speech as a tool. It should be used in every school curriculum in the nation. Some of these sentences are real fumblers and get you thinking too..... At 4:00, he shows how to effectively use one word, four times, in a single sentence. I want to see Tito and Joe Biden play a game of chess together while discussing the economy on PPV.... I am willing to pay $500.
@alexchopper7997
11 ай бұрын
I think it’s called “chest”
@roy12525
11 ай бұрын
That game would outlive their children
@BillScrewHead
11 ай бұрын
Yes Tito and Biden 😂
@aarondenyerful
11 ай бұрын
@@roy12525Of course
@symbiosisai
11 ай бұрын
Keep making fun of him, it's survival of the fitness and Tito will outlive us all and he'll still be here to tell Jackal stories and making his cheese and wine
@kfayb2922
11 ай бұрын
“future is um very strong and very respectful to the fans and to the sport of mixed martial arts and mma”😂😂😂😂
@XIXRayderXIX
11 ай бұрын
'Good evening leds and gentlemen'
@jldoubleu4993
11 ай бұрын
Anyone who allows Tito to speak for more than 15 seconds straight should be locked up…much less hold a press conference
@HRM.H
11 ай бұрын
Jezus christ, dude is more nervous to speak than fight silva.
@broombromden498
11 ай бұрын
chill with the blasphemy bro; it’s that serious;
@radicalstanza3614
11 ай бұрын
@@broombromden498god damn, chill out
@broombromden498
11 ай бұрын
@@radicalstanza3614 now that wasn’t very nice; I have the feeling that if you knew who I was you wouldn’t have done what you did;
@radicalstanza3614
11 ай бұрын
@@broombromden498 you're the guy with the broken keyboard or the slightly scrambled brain, judging by your addiction to unnecessary semicolons
@jasonl8720
11 ай бұрын
Good eevlens and gemm
@CJL36
5 ай бұрын
Everyone in sales has had that moment where they’re forced to give a presentation they’re completely unprepared for… it ends up sounding like this.
@joesikorski4080
11 ай бұрын
I've seen actual train wrecks that weren't as much of a train wreck as this
@conormooney5786
11 ай бұрын
Ariel is the GOAT for asking Tito how he felt about his performance 😂
@blood_upon_the_rose
11 ай бұрын
What the actual fuk did I just watch lol 😆 please tell me that's been edited 😂😂 that was painful lol
@LyssLiLi
11 ай бұрын
*0:04** "Welcome to Press Conference for the future of uhhh Christina Santos Cyborg??? uhh..." He's not even sure wtf is going on and what he's doing in there, questioning the name of his client😂*
@victorpapillon1487
11 ай бұрын
Wae Come to the future
@oldmanhendo7183
9 ай бұрын
I mean he’s literally gotten his own name wrong before so getting some one else’s name correct is basically rocket science for Tito
@Lampwick-dz1zq
11 ай бұрын
I never let you down till now , I won’t start 🤣🤣👍🏻
@JohnSmith-hc7wg
11 ай бұрын
Plot twist....Tito's brain actually works faster than yours
@thomasfowler8212
11 ай бұрын
I'd love to watch Tito flirt
@rastino9798
3 ай бұрын
She's reaching for my grapes, trying to make her wine
@adamgodfrey6591
5 ай бұрын
I honestly can’t take this. I’m fucking crying listening to him talk. This is one of the very funniest things I’ve ever seen. I love how he thanks both fans of MMA and Mixed Martial Arts.
@The_Winners_Legion
5 ай бұрын
Haha
@JohnnySnipshow
11 ай бұрын
Total iq at those tables is 24
@symbiosisai
11 ай бұрын
"And to the sport of mixed martial arts and MMA"
@MrBeast9000
11 ай бұрын
its even more fun to visit his IG page and come here. the comments are always gold.
@Patriotsoftwash
11 ай бұрын
It struggled me listening to him struggle.
@BradPitbull
29 күн бұрын
Tito is our modern day Marcus Aurelius....
@springmorning7177
11 ай бұрын
He probably has anxiety wich makes him to mispronounce stuff.
@allistergraham6704
11 ай бұрын
Like you did? 😁 Jk
@ScorpionSuerte
11 ай бұрын
Miss Pro Nounce
@sharkyh7327
11 ай бұрын
So why the heck would you put yourself in a situation when you’re a manager and or co ordinator/spokesman of a press conference. It makes no sense. If u don’t swim, you not gonna jump into the Atlantic Ocean
@iam-retarded-but
11 ай бұрын
No i have bad anxiety and i don't speak like this
@MrHuddo
11 ай бұрын
jacked elon musk next to cyborg
@prithvib8662
11 ай бұрын
😂 the resemblance is wild
@MrHuddo
11 ай бұрын
@@prithvib8662😂
@iam-retarded-but
11 ай бұрын
Chad elon musk
@stephenbrand5661
5 ай бұрын
I watched this SO many times back when it first happened!! 😂
@niteshdsouza821
11 ай бұрын
This is like a very early beta version of chat-gpt
@tariqaslam1853
11 ай бұрын
Tito and Chris 4eva. Still needed subtitles and the end was mental. I would like to thank MMA and mixed martial arts.
@thesweeney80
2 ай бұрын
Toughest fight of Tito's life was and still is against the English language.
@yancieb
11 ай бұрын
Good evnin leddies and gentlemen, Of course im Tito Ortiz
@Gematrinator
5 ай бұрын
its like he finds it hard to talk
@punkwarlord
7 ай бұрын
Of course he is Tito Ortiz, he's been Tito Ortiz his entire life, why would he let us down by being someone else?
@boltzmannbrain6607
Ай бұрын
I like how everyone is confused all throught his speech
@LyssLiLi
11 ай бұрын
*Don't forget to Turn On English Captions (Subtitles) for maximum effect😆*
@rjamesyork
11 ай бұрын
A teleprompter would be a wise investment.
@markdoyle6400
11 ай бұрын
When was this from?
@TheBorz0
11 ай бұрын
3:01 "Chris cyberg"
@michaelfiddler7341
Ай бұрын
The look of confusion on cyborg's face during Tito's mass of words is priceless.Tito should run with this n write a book on Broken English for Dummies lol
@carbajal8283
11 ай бұрын
Not even a minute in and I’m laughing my ass off 😂😂
@The_Winners_Legion
5 ай бұрын
I can't stop laughing
@bettybunbun9664
4 ай бұрын
That was an exhausting 6 minutes to sit through as he blindly stumbled from word to word. 😭
@Jesoteric
8 ай бұрын
He should just retire from talking
@mattbenyon5356
11 ай бұрын
The greatest.
@Jewish_Kyle
11 ай бұрын
People better hold on 100%
@saltminer1255
11 ай бұрын
I would love to hear a conversation between tito and biden
@HipHopAn0n
11 ай бұрын
Tito vs Biden... The Battle of the Old Matures
@JCVV22
11 ай бұрын
The irony is that Tito is a huge trump supporter 😂
@boltzmannbrain6607
Ай бұрын
They are both brighter than Trump
@xpacnwo2000
Ай бұрын
Tony is staring at Tito like i'm about to lose a lot of money.
@zachlovescats95
11 ай бұрын
Bro you keep my depression away.
@bobher8380
11 ай бұрын
We are nothing but a bunch of father mockers. I know tito. I know.
@PhaRoaH87
11 ай бұрын
Tito is the Cyborg!
@RRYYAANNK7
11 ай бұрын
“Good evening lebs and gentleman…”
@ChrisWang-zb3zs
3 ай бұрын
I think i found the meaning of life
@AnPrimWrestler
3 ай бұрын
"We've actually worked very hard of working for Chris' future of what she's gonna be doing of her fighting"
@bullhead4963
11 ай бұрын
Oh my God... you did it bro. This is legit his most embarassing youtube moment. I remember seeing this back then in Reddit. Its the most awful things Ive seen in years. Even Cyborg seems more relaxed than Tito smh
@williamjktkd
11 ай бұрын
this is hard to watch lol
@shakedownFTW
11 ай бұрын
"Dominating"
@ILoveFacts333
11 ай бұрын
🐰 Benny Bunny made a funny face. 🐻 Barry Bear burst into laughter. The whole forest joined in, creating a joyful chorus. 😂🌳🐰🐻🎶
@REVOisMYname
2 ай бұрын
Tito with stage fright is even more hilarious
@lucabrasi4709
11 ай бұрын
Bro .. that was disturbing to watch
@jimtbishop
22 күн бұрын
MLK’s “I have a dream.” President Kennedy’s “ask not that your country can do for you”…. And now this. Tito Ortiz “Good evening lebs and gentlemen of course I am Tito Ortiz”
@tommyvallontv4190
6 ай бұрын
I just wanna make sure that people aren’t don’t understand
@doyourownresearch7297
3 ай бұрын
burning bridges before they have even been built.
@BradPitbull
29 күн бұрын
Send this video 📹 into outer space... Show the aliens 👽 our fearless 😎 leader
@raider_x
11 ай бұрын
this is pretty bad 😭
@dystopian..
11 ай бұрын
Of course.
@jevinday
5 ай бұрын
Watching the auto caption trying to figure out what the hell to write is great. How to torture a robot...
@gurusheat3506
11 ай бұрын
Why does he tweak out at the beginning
@bilbobaggins4403
11 ай бұрын
I'd like to talk about the possibility of something of the past of the future and so forth I am holding on tightly. I thought it went well and wasn't happy about it.
@snyc6542
7 ай бұрын
Drinking game. Take a shot everytime he says “future of her career”. RIP
@The_Winners_Legion
5 ай бұрын
"Good even lidies and gentelman, uhm, ah"... - I know this is going to be good 👍
@uglyass9084
11 ай бұрын
Didn't even say ladies😂😂
@eck4324
11 ай бұрын
Like I want to see Tito do well. It is painful to watch this lol but it is always interesting to wash a train wreck at the same time.
@resignurdrnk7535
4 ай бұрын
it literally stresses me out to listen to tito speak
@nicolasbaker9601
11 ай бұрын
Future of my career (×8)
@UndeadRedux
2 ай бұрын
Oh my god everything I see with tito he literally screws up 😂
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