@@ohhyoubetchaI just got new neighbors across the street, the people next to them are building a new house and moving soon, the woman next door is 93 years old and the other one is a recent widow who's 80. It's terrifying, I feel like Neo dodging Agent Smiths bullets. So far the guy across the street is solid, first bullet dodged.
@05weasel
2 ай бұрын
I went over to my neighbor to offer to cut his grass for cheaper than another guy was doing it help him out and make a little extra money. Ended up instead offering him a lawn for free. The art of the deal.
@lylebaierlein419
2 ай бұрын
Having a daughter is probably the most frightening thing as dad
@golfbbqandwatches
2 ай бұрын
I already have 3 friends…. Absolute gold! Dads go for quality over quantity. 3 is all you need.
@Ataraxia462
2 ай бұрын
The steak bit is too real. I've avoided grilling ribs my entire life because if I fail I'm pretty sure the state of Texas is lawfully required to hunt me down.
@angryginger791
2 ай бұрын
My neighbor (who is a great guy) moved away around 3 years ago. A nice couple moved in and I didn't learn their names until maybe 2 months ago. We would wave and say hi and all that, but that was it. Then one day we were both doing spring clean-up our front yards and we decided to introduce ourselves. Nobody had put in an effort until then so neither of us got offended. We just had an unspoken understanding and got a good laugh out of it.
@lukelogan8539
2 ай бұрын
I got so stressed watching this
@AutoYoung
2 ай бұрын
1:15 Where’s the BLACKSTONE?!!! 😂
@BeeGuns
2 ай бұрын
Please stop attacking me. Making me feel sick, like I need to call my doctor to reschedule to 2027.
@2WhiteAndNerdy
2 ай бұрын
As a guy in my 40s, when it comes to my health, I'm of the opinion that ignorance is bliss. 😅
@kj7792
2 ай бұрын
He's got my leaf blower 😂
@JasonJebezSam
2 ай бұрын
"wait a second, that asshole's got my leaf blower" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@jdfl90
2 ай бұрын
At the end he instantly just lost a leaf rack…
@JonnyMac420
2 ай бұрын
Literally have my annual checkup tomorrow with my doctor…. Wtf miles 😂
@thatfishingguy11b
2 ай бұрын
I SOLD my new balances because of this. I HOPE YOURE HAPPY
@cjcreates
2 ай бұрын
Healthy as an Ox 😂
@Letsgoexplore2468
2 ай бұрын
Cant forget the horrible dreadful grocery list, as in what did i forget or not grab. And the great teenage daughter, hey can you hit the isle for some tampons!!!
@srtswpak47
2 ай бұрын
And getting a text message to get more stuff just after checking i out
@crzycolchris
2 ай бұрын
@@srtswpak47 litteraly every time... a buddy of mine JUST told me on the 4th he leaves his cell in the car when shopping lol this would work for me. but when i go to the store alone i have my headphones on and music thumping
@mirzaahmed6589
2 ай бұрын
@@crzycolchris leaves his phone in the hot car in summer?
@crzycolchris
2 ай бұрын
@@mirzaahmed6589 yupp apparently. Maybe just keeping it out of the sun helps it to not overheat
@sakurakiyori
Ай бұрын
Take pictures of the relevant boxes, to compare later.
@knittylane3016
2 ай бұрын
As a cardiac nurse I witnessed men have more heart damage because they didn’t want to go to the doctor when having chest discomfort.
@muddy-one
2 ай бұрын
How about sending your kid to college and them coming back with blue hair and tattoos?
@LucasBenitez2
2 ай бұрын
Tattoos are fine but blue hair is unacceptable
@ericksonjustinAK
2 ай бұрын
And a whole new belief system that hates men, America, and going to work to become a wage slave.
@SquidofBaconator
2 ай бұрын
That probably falls under “change”
@orangehakkermaster1901
2 ай бұрын
The scariest thing
@gmm06f
2 ай бұрын
If you raised the “right” they won’t fall for the left.
@noahwarnock5220
2 ай бұрын
A big one and I’m not even a father. I’d be afraid my tools especially got borrowed from your local neighborhood Jim 😂! I basically have to padlock every padlock to prove a point!
@teeganreed7989
2 ай бұрын
Facts! Especially the change part
@HunterTN
2 ай бұрын
Men will say "I'm fine" all the way to the funeral home.
@MilesBeatsLive
2 ай бұрын
Its so rare hearing "our" name that it just puts joy in my heart i dont know if you a y guy or an i guy but it doesn't matter to me because it sounds the same in the video
@typicalkyle420
2 ай бұрын
Im so early I could get a pre-order of the bible
@perrywaaz3660
2 ай бұрын
That's a good one 😆
@typicalkyle420
2 ай бұрын
@@perrywaaz3660 Ty 😂
@jenniferbates2811
2 ай бұрын
My dad's Puerto Rican, so he's super emotional.
@preezypatel
2 ай бұрын
I see having a child put some pressure on him to be more consistent with the content. 👌👌👌
@zman8340
2 ай бұрын
Ruining the steak …… I felt that .
@golfbbqandwatches
2 ай бұрын
Me too… not worth showing your face if you ruin a steak
@SanDukey
2 ай бұрын
As someone who just recently found out he had gout... the first one is scary accurate
@calvinkevick9152
2 ай бұрын
1000% dead on. I want a steak now
@jasonhigley1791
2 ай бұрын
Truth!
@Berd0621
2 ай бұрын
Patreon here. Listened to every podcast at least twice. Podcasts way better than vids tbh. I listen to them every day lol. Sorry kind of weird comment. Love you guys. Like the natural Myles. I’m also east coast guy so what does my opinion matter
@vaoff-roadlife9710
2 ай бұрын
There is a lot of people in the world that can whoop my ass, but my wife isn’t one of them. I don’t understand this fear of my wife thing.
@relliot1000
22 күн бұрын
These are so good 😂
@Scott_296
2 ай бұрын
The doc said you need to quit drinking... And I think smokin. I had to think about how to spell "quit" maybe he right
@Daniel-Weaver
2 ай бұрын
I'm scared of the phone ringing. 5 death calls in the last few years.
@justsayingforafriend7010
2 ай бұрын
Me too. Nobody calls unless someone is Dead.
@rangerfox532
2 ай бұрын
Accurate.
@josh.webber
2 ай бұрын
had to watch this with the volume down so the wife didn't get upset with me.
@DeesTesticicles
2 ай бұрын
Kid being gay is a fear all dads have….. not the gay dads though
@RedMo46
2 ай бұрын
If i have a daughter, i sure hope she is.
@JuanAppleseed-ge6tb
2 ай бұрын
@@RedMo46 lesbians have the highest rate of domestic violence
@nickjanssen2275
2 ай бұрын
The doctor one is every man,married,dating or single 😂
@egbrickle
2 ай бұрын
You're an example Minnesotan. Make more skits!
@matthewoberton1830
2 ай бұрын
Oh Yeah buds!!
@Stone-0101
2 ай бұрын
Yep
@mitcharendt2253
2 ай бұрын
'Hot wife' has another meaning >_>
@thsfl23
2 ай бұрын
This needed a trigger warning
@gwynwellliver4489
2 ай бұрын
My husband. 😅
@stevenaguirre4796
2 ай бұрын
I had a few chuckles but not many.
@kmeadows
2 ай бұрын
But what if it was Tony who was moving? Then how would he feel? Would he be happy to get a new neighbor in that case?
@brendonkellybk7953
2 ай бұрын
The only thing my dad is just scared of are Ouija boards and something bad happening to our family
@JosephHenry-l5e
2 ай бұрын
No such thing as under cooking steak.
@JacobTerherst
2 ай бұрын
A pink center means it’s over cooked.
@TexasNationalist1836
2 ай бұрын
I am more a whisky guy myself
@robertahrens9481
2 ай бұрын
Aren't you due for a Colin check up 📸
@musselmanmedia5236
29 күн бұрын
sogood!!
@johnc8209
2 ай бұрын
Please tell me Game of Lawns is coming back?
@justsayingforafriend7010
2 ай бұрын
This ant no Shit...!!! It's Real....!!!
@jimmy3527
2 ай бұрын
What is with the dis comment about Wisconsin on the pod cast with Berens about moving to the Midwest?? You named other Midwest states but had an issue with WI?
@JH........
2 ай бұрын
You forgot spending money
@samuelpancake4084
2 ай бұрын
I hate doctors but i got to go to different ones and seems like it lines up to be like one a month . (Va sucks btw) Im 6'2" and weigh 238 last time and i was technically by graphs overweight wtf 😒
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