I love Connery’s one liners. My favourite has to be “That’s a Smith and Wesson and you’ve had your six”.
@piotrmalewski8178
2 жыл бұрын
But he is the best Bond for another reason; He is the only Bond, who in fist fight would grab a whole damn sofa and punch his opponent with it.
@zink9698
2 жыл бұрын
i don't get that one
@piotrmalewski8178
2 жыл бұрын
@@zink9698 Smith and Wesson makes iconic 6 shot revolvers. The killer was an idiot who didn't know how many shots he have.
@zink9698
2 жыл бұрын
@@piotrmalewski8178 ah thanks !
@Vincerama
Жыл бұрын
@@piotrmalewski8178 Although Smith & Wesson do make revolvers with 7 and 8 shot cylinders!
@ForceMaximus84
2 жыл бұрын
My Top Five: 1) I Never Miss. 2) No. For Me. 3) Shocking. Positively Shocking. 4) I Think He Got The Point. 5) Sorry, That Last Hand Nearly Killed Me. Honorable Mention: I Think He’s Attempting Re-Entry, Sir. (Yes, it belongs to Q, but it’s still hilarious)
@ellipsis-007
Жыл бұрын
My favorite is “I never miss” too. I also like the “Time to face gravity” line in Die Another Day.
@perpetualobatt8262
2 жыл бұрын
TIFFANY CASE: "Is he dead?" BOND: "I sincerely hope so."
@jamesrussell2696
Жыл бұрын
In a scene just prior, “I don’t mind…as long as the collars & cuffs match” further to Tiffany’s constant changing of wigs…you’d never get away with it today😮
@davidfeldman4067
2 жыл бұрын
My favorite quip from a Bond movie wasn't deliver by Bond, but rather to Bond - when Goldfinger says "No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to die!". He doesn't, of course, but it's a great line, especially the way Gert Fröbe delivers it.
@kamikaze4172
Жыл бұрын
It's also the one time Bond doesn't have something witty to say
@kamikaze4172
Жыл бұрын
It's also the one time Bond doesn't have something witty to say
@NineteenSixtyNine88
10 ай бұрын
That's a great line, best Bond line ever I think, unfortunately it's not said by Bond himself, wish it was though.
@TheEmeraldMenOfficial
9 ай бұрын
My personal favourite one-liner in Bond movies is: “Uh, whose funeral is it?” “Yours!”
@cjmadura
2 жыл бұрын
Best line, hands down, from Live and let die. After a round of sex, Roger pulls his gun and basically tells the woman the game is up. The woman goes demure and says "Oh James, you wouldn't shoot me after what we just done". Roger: "Well, I certainly wouldn't have shot you before......." Fantastic. RIP Sir Roger!
@BAJZERTproductions
2 жыл бұрын
“But James, I need you!” “So does England!”
@pietro355
2 жыл бұрын
Maybe the best one!
@lukacunningham342
2 жыл бұрын
“There’s no other person who had muttered more greater one-liners than James Bond” Arnold Swartzenegger: *hold my beer*
@josorr
2 жыл бұрын
People used to say, "I shall return." (General Douglas MacArthur) Now we say, "I'll be back" (Arnold Swarzenegger)
@jouns993
2 жыл бұрын
Dr Kaufman: "wait, i am just a professional doing a job!" Bond: "me too"
@janilohtander5808
Жыл бұрын
"The world is gonna know you died scratching my balls" best comment ever in bond.
@TheTonyCaroselli
Жыл бұрын
How is THIS one not on the list? "To be a double-0, it takes..." "Two." "How did he die?" "Your contact? Not well." "Made you feel it, did he, well, you needn't worry. The second is..." [BA-DUH-DUH-DUH-DUH-DUH-DUH!] "Considerably."
@scott5855
Жыл бұрын
Bond: 'You're not my type." Vesper: "Smart?" Bond: "Single."
@teuton6167
6 ай бұрын
Not a spoken line, but it was hilarious when Bond puts an “Out of Order” sign on the dead body killed by Jaws in the phone booth in the Spy Who Loved Me. Classic Bond humor.
@jurgengyns3352
2 жыл бұрын
M :Miss Moneypenny, where is 007 ? Mnpy : On his mission Sir, in Austria. M : Well, tell him to pull out...... Immediately !
@TautvydasKrivickas
10 ай бұрын
Best most reused Bond one-liner '' My name is Bond, James Bond''
@garethmatthews7939
3 ай бұрын
roger moore moonraker draks: why did you kill my pet python Bond: I found he had a crush on me
@PatrickMersinger
Жыл бұрын
“Oh dear I’ve gotten you all wet.” “Yes, but my martini is still dry.” Only Connery could pull that off. Best line in “never say never again.”
@Christolclear101
Жыл бұрын
The whole steam room sequence with Onnatop in Goldeneye was my personal favorite. From Bond saying “that depends on your definition of safe sex”, to “no, no, no! No more foreplay. Take me to Janus.” The whole sequence was just fun for me.
@Sun-Warrior1911
Жыл бұрын
“ALL THOSE FEATHERS & HE STILL CAN’T FLY!!!”
@paulioannou9675
2 жыл бұрын
Best line that wasn't Bond's belongs to Q......from Moonraker... "My God..What's he doing!!?" Q : "He's attempting re-entry, sir"
@markweinreb2807
9 ай бұрын
best one liner not by Bond in Moonraker " where did u learn to fight like that ,NASA" miss Goodhead responds" No Vassar"
@lunaros4209
2 жыл бұрын
3. "No, for me." 2. "What a helpful chap." 1. "All those feathers and he still can't fly."
@maxpreston8480
Жыл бұрын
Q showing Bond his car in Die Another Day, hands him a massive book. Q: Here's the instructions, you should be able to shoot through that in a couple of days. Bond throws the book in the air in front of the car, the automated guns on the car obliterate the book. Bond: That only took a couple of seconds.
@Nofxthepirate
2 жыл бұрын
I love imagining a new James Bond candidate being interviewed by MI6. They show him pictures of people who were(or are about to be) killed in comical ways and ask him to tell them the first phrase that pops into his head, almost like a Rorschach test but it tests how good your murder puns are.
@AjustedeGuitarrasGBRCenter
6 ай бұрын
Vesper Lynd: I'm the money. James Bond: Every penny of it.
@PhilBullmaster
Жыл бұрын
My personal favorite…from Goldeneye Caroline : I enjoy a spirited ride as much as the next girl, but... [a woman, Xenia Onatopp, pulls up alongside and smiles] Caroline : Who's that? James Bond : The next girl.
@davekiddie4467
2 жыл бұрын
The best one was in Diamonds are Forever, when Connery says to Jill St. John, "as long as the cuffs match the collar"...in reference 😉 to her hair color.
@LunaRain01
Жыл бұрын
a non Bond one liner is from Goldfinger. Bond is on the table about to be lasered up the groin. Bond says "Do you expect me to talk?" and goldfinger shouts "No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to die!"
@A_mouse_that_is_pink
2 жыл бұрын
you should do some of Q's on-liners. like, for example when he was testing the exploding pen: Bond: "the writing's on the wall" Q: "as well as the rest of him"
@vordman
2 жыл бұрын
Fiona Volpe: Some men just don't like to be driven. Bond: No, some men don't like to be taken for a ride.
@JRS06
Жыл бұрын
I love so many of the one-liners that it's almost impossible to pick a favourite. Each Bond just delivers it so well.
@edvaira6891
2 жыл бұрын
I’m partial to one of Pierce Brosnan’s last Bond one-liners, as he does away with Gustav Graves..”It’s time to Face GRAVITY!” as he kicks him out of a plane into a plane engine in Die Another Day
@FuzzySoulTiger
2 жыл бұрын
Hehehehe, thank you for THIS! one of my favorite movie characters 🎅🏾
@harryboyes2812
2 жыл бұрын
I rather enjoy "Last rat standing," in Skyfall after Bond literally knifes Silva in the back.
@FinanceDude
2 жыл бұрын
The good old days are gone. You’d never find an actor as smooth as these guys.
@aryaman2631
2 жыл бұрын
Bond: Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned. Q: That's putting it mildly, 007
@PedroSilvahf
2 жыл бұрын
From Casino Royale theres that part when the guy will talk about getting the first kill and the second and just shoots and say "Yes. Considerably.". There is one from the game Everything or Nothing where M asks if 007 remember Max Zorin and he says "We played bridge once. He lost.". T¨he fact this 007 wasPierce Brosnan somehow made it funnier.
@teuton6167
6 ай бұрын
Bad guys throw woman out the window of a 20 story hotel into the swimming pool. Bond: “Exceptionally fine shot.” Bad guy: “I didn’t know there was a pool down there.”
@tomroberts1131
Жыл бұрын
Casino Royale - Train car scene Vesper: "How's your lamb?" Bond: "Skewered. One Sympathizes". Best Bond v. Bond Girl scene ever.
@BlackRoseRhamnous
2 жыл бұрын
"Time to face destiny!" "Time to face Gravity!"
@justicecannon5442
Жыл бұрын
One of my personal favorites is from Goldeneye. Q: Don't say it. Bond: The writing is on the wall? Q: And apparently along with the rest of him LOL! That is going in my favorite one liners list.
@Phoenix-bl7jr
Жыл бұрын
“I could have given you the World” “The World is not enough!”
@SupportTheLittleGuy
Жыл бұрын
I think Arnold can compete for record one liners actually..
@mcblaze2985
Жыл бұрын
No time to die when he uses the emp watch on the prosthetic eye guy “just showed him your watch Que, really blew his mind”
@whotoobe
2 жыл бұрын
It wasn't Bond saying it, but I did cheer when Nomi said "TIME TO DIE!" Before murdering the villain scientist In No TIme To Die
@ellipsis-007
Жыл бұрын
I always thought it would’ve been way cooler if Obruchev said “no” instead of “what” because then it would reference the title, No Time To Die. Nomi: “Do you know what time it is?” Obruchev: “No” Nomi: “Time to die!”
@JediKnight207
2 жыл бұрын
My name is Bond, James Bond.
@rudrajabasu4995
2 жыл бұрын
1.He was an assassin..trust me he won't mind. 2.That's because you know what I can do with my little finger.
@thomaschacko6320
Жыл бұрын
George Lazenby (pronounced Lay-zen-bee), in the best Bond film of all: “On Her Majesty’s Secret Service.” - After a great fight on the beach, Lazenby glances at the camera and says, “This never happened to the other fellow.” - Draco is keen on Bond courting (and eventually marrying) his daughter. Bond offers, “Let’s say I’ll sleep on the idea.” - Veering into a stock car race, he quips, “Looks like we’ve hit the rush hour!”
@Russ96
2 жыл бұрын
Definitely agree with the Smith & Wesson pick for #1. They should use the scene as a screentest for the next Bond actor. Some other suggestions: "See you back at the lodge" "Yes, considerably" "I had a brother. His name was Felix Leiter." Side note: been waiting years for another JB one liner video from you guys!
@danielolah5110
Жыл бұрын
Aleck Travelyen: For England James? James Bond: Not for me!
@the_singingavgeek3433
Жыл бұрын
Sir Roger Moore's were the best. I love "He always did have an inflated opinion of himself."
@willh1933
Жыл бұрын
"Bond, James Bond." Still my all time fave.
@skanda138
4 ай бұрын
I never miss. That's just perfect
@Neb2117
10 ай бұрын
From Goldfinger…”I’d Say It Was A 30 Year Old Fine Indifferently Blended Sir, …With An Overdose Of Bons Bois”
@CP81
2 жыл бұрын
Not sure if anyone has mentioned it, but there's a great one from The Man With The Golden Gun after he swallows the bullet in the woman's stomach. "I've lost my charm!" "Not from where I'm standing." All while he straightens his tie!
@kamenrangerzeo8251
6 ай бұрын
“I got a sinking feeling that will meet again.” - Pierce Brosnan/James Bond from everything or nothing
@tatechasers2393
2 ай бұрын
"you just killed James Bond" Sean acts like it was nothing
@jonrivers7779
2 жыл бұрын
You missed the best Connery one that somehow got past the censors!! Diamonds are Forever meeting Tiffany Case "Weren't you a Blonde before?" "And which do you prefer" "As long as the collars and cuffs match I dont mind" ....Singularly the dirtiest joke in all Bond movies
@KingOfStopMotion
10 ай бұрын
Of course the best of these are Sean. Sorry but he's the greatest Bond ever, rip. BUT, they all are amazing!
@jthvisuals__
2 жыл бұрын
I was gonna comment about “No more Foreplay” from Goldeneye just as you at least included the video from it after the Honorable mentions hahah
@QKvox
2 жыл бұрын
My favs are: 1. “That last hand nearly killed me” 2. “Keeping the British end up sir” 3. “What makes you think this is my first time” 4. “Now the whole world is gonna know you’ve done scratch my balls” 5. “Shocking, positively shocking”
@jerryhoward8654
Жыл бұрын
I really feel like you have one of the best attitudes I have ever read in ANY comment section. I just feel like you get everything I am saying and I LOVE IT!!! I just feel like you can understand all the stuff that I am saying and I think that ROCKS!
@QnM-Psychology
2 жыл бұрын
1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000% agreed with N0. 1: "It's a Smith & Wesson, and you've had your six."
@PrinceJediMaster
Жыл бұрын
Instead of a top 20. A top 1 liner for every movie.
@Betrayedthelaw
Жыл бұрын
Roger Moore one coming up: he is fighting a guy and throws him into a piano from way too high up. Then says: "play it again Sam" -.-
@alexschafler8725
Жыл бұрын
Bond: That gun, looks more fitting for a woman. Largo: You know much about guns Mr. Bond… Bond: No, I know a little about women 🤪
@dreadsocialistroberts
Жыл бұрын
Non-Bond best line: Robert Davi in LIcense to Kill: Increases the pressure then cuts the line to lose pressure quickly, which explodes Krest in the pressure chamber. Money is now covered in blood and guts "What about the money, Patron?" Sanchez: "Launder it"
@Santiago-hg6hk
Жыл бұрын
First off well-done old boy. In reference to number one, they caught a lot of heat for that. Not the line"you've had your six" but the fact that it was a cold-blooded killing. Bond had not been in danger at that point but killed that man anyway. I always loved that scene for that very reason. I would imagine that's the way you would have to be in that line of work. But don't forget that came out around 61 or so. There was still a 50s mentality that pervaded cinema. Remember I think it was Thunderball when Bond , some beautiful woman and some scientist that helped them had to to jump off an out-of-control boat heading for rocks. It's apparent they all have to exit the boat, The poor man yells out I don't know how to swim! And Connery gives him a life-raft pushes them overboard and then casually says " it's never too late to learn". 😂😂😂 I don't know why but that gets me everytime. Maybe because it's the absolute least you could do for someone so your conscience doesn't bother you when you're banging the broad. Anyway again , well done and Thank you
@jurajkala2605
2 жыл бұрын
"That would never hapened to the other fella."
@lindildeev5721
2 жыл бұрын
Narrator : There's no character with as many one-liners as James Bond. Arnold Schwarzenegger : Say dat again and your ass is terminated. And there's something we have never seen : a top 100 of the best last words.
@jacobburt1523
2 жыл бұрын
Technically Arnie was playing a different character each time.
@tobiasvonkrusenstierna7988
2 жыл бұрын
maybe not a one-liner but. Bond: That gun, looks more fitting for a women Largo: You know much about guns, mr bond Bond: no, but i know a little about women ´´Thunderball``
@dagnyhof9156
8 күн бұрын
"Yes, considerably" from the opening scene in Casino Royale
@Darrenwheeler1
2 жыл бұрын
Not strictly Bond. Moonraker: Minister: My God, what's Bond doing? Q: I think he's attempting re-entry, sir.
@peerchristensen6152
Жыл бұрын
when connery gets back in never say never again hwen a girl said oh i got you wet but my martini is dry
@geoffreylee5199
Жыл бұрын
Don’t think the writers or the voice guy have seen any of the movies …
@Chewbeaky25
5 ай бұрын
Where did you go bro
@NH_Stradivarious
2 жыл бұрын
1) I beg your pardon, I forgot to knock
@thediehardarkansasrazorbak7288
9 ай бұрын
Moonraker "You had a relationship with my pet python" "It did have a bit of a crush on me"
@jasonrobertson6736
2 жыл бұрын
All those feathers and he still couldn't fly
@Adam-pu6jg
2 жыл бұрын
Dalton's wolf whistle as he responds to Whitaker's trash talking
@76trombones419
2 жыл бұрын
"That's because you know what I can do with my little finger" - Casino Royale
@Tony-rn5fm
2 жыл бұрын
Sean Connery is the effing KING of james bond , if you don't like it eff off !!!!!
@Sewblon
Жыл бұрын
4:16 The best part of this line isn't the death that precedes it, or the line itself. Its that Pierce Broznan sounds both confident and surprised when he says it. That is a difficult tight rope to walk.
@joachimkirchner1762
Жыл бұрын
„He had no head for heights „ from „for your eyes only“
@rustyturner431
4 ай бұрын
There is this one problem...Dent's gun is not a Smith and Wesson 6-shot revolver, but a Colt M1911A1 which in fact holds 7 rounds in the magazine, plus one in the chamber. Sort of screws up the line, doesn't it...
@MalachiDees2005
20 күн бұрын
"Yes, she's had her kicks."
@Свободадляроссии
Жыл бұрын
I actually really like Roger Moore's oneliners, they sound like he doesn't take them very seriously and says them with a bit of feigned innocence.
@HereForTheComments
9 ай бұрын
It's Christmas, and I'm wondering how the Burger Fiction people are doing.
@Kemosabe1980
Жыл бұрын
For me, the best dialogue of bond is in Die Another day when Bond meets jinx. Pure Gold.
@Kemosabe1980
Жыл бұрын
For me all the dialogues of pierce brosnan as Bond is the best of all bond lines
@TrondelagianPatriotsriseup
Жыл бұрын
"Time to meet gravity"
@raycavazos8927
Жыл бұрын
I love how Bond's go to weapon is a .22 calibre pea shooter. I am pretty certain that a Walther PPK while really cool looking pieces of equipment, fire a 22 long rifle shell
@justinp5669
Жыл бұрын
No the ppk bond uses is chambered in .32 acp. I believe the ppk can be chambered in .22lr .25 .32 and .380 acp. I forget which movie but it is stated "Walther ppk 7.65mm only 3 men I know use such a gun I believe I killed 2 of the" 7.65mm is the .32.
@raycavazos8927
Жыл бұрын
@@justinp5669 okay. I didnt know that. I only knew that it was the worlds most suave underwear gun lol
@justinp5669
Жыл бұрын
@@raycavazos8927 true lol
@FreeLancerLondon
2 жыл бұрын
My favourite is he had a lot of guts by George Lazenby OHMSS your no. 15. Cold in every sense and clever word play. As normally meaning being brave 🤣
@REBELS-SLNDERMAN
2 жыл бұрын
The names Bond. James Bond. Shaken, not stirred.
@davidstooksbury8835
2 жыл бұрын
Diamonds are forever " I shan't ask you politely next time." In the opening
@timclark2818
Жыл бұрын
“It’s the circle of life.” - Skyfall (2012)
@emilianoitaliano508
Жыл бұрын
„ resurrection" by Craig is Epic
@AugustNeil
2 жыл бұрын
Next up, Clint Eastwood
@christhornycroft3686
2 жыл бұрын
That scene where he wears the sunglasses is so awkward, because Connery seems to put them on randomly for no reason. He's talking about someone who just got killed and he has to put sunglasses on? Why? To hide the fact that he's emotional about it? "James Bond doesn't cry," except when he puts on sunglasses. Nothing to see here. It doesn't make him look cool. It makes him look like he's American Psycho and his mask of sanity is about to slip. LOL.
@wolverine9632
2 жыл бұрын
4:11 Bond could have totally said "black and white, and read all over."
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