As a village chief who had his village destroyed by Romans I can confirm this is 100% accurate
@Dino_Stan
Жыл бұрын
Evil romans moment
@adrianng8367
Жыл бұрын
“Too bad the Gauls didn’t want our grain. The guild of millers use only the finest grains. True Roman Bread for True Romans” - the Guild of Millers
@makmixerbeast
Жыл бұрын
I see why Caesar wanted to take over Gaul. Since Gaul was green and he needed his greens for his soon to be made famous Caesar salad.
@Dino_Stan
Жыл бұрын
thats the lore that many are afraid to know
@lanleskovec8697
Жыл бұрын
ah yes less than a minute in the video and dinostan is already shouting obsenities, this man was broken by ai's backcaping
@Dino_Stan
Жыл бұрын
The more you fight ai, the more you become them
@chuckjones3119
Жыл бұрын
start of campaign: Dinios Stanius- "I want head shots", guys on the frontline- "go for their belly, no fancy headshots". towards the end Dinios' men hold the line and secure enemy clothes without needing instruction. the epic line that concludes this character arc "I conquer people for dopamine"
@Dino_Stan
Жыл бұрын
Greatest arc in anime
@decantabriaball938
Жыл бұрын
As a Veteran of the Gallic wars I can confirm that this is 100% Historically accurate
@Dino_Stan
Жыл бұрын
thank you for your service
@generals.patton546
Жыл бұрын
I remember when Caesar Caesared in Gaul, it was truly a gamer moment. I was there.
@kissavelho22821
Жыл бұрын
Caesar does a little trolling in gaul
@dominykassimonis2180
Жыл бұрын
"I do not pertake in slavery. Im just a business man" - Dinus Stanius,on his way to sell slaves
@Dino_Stan
Жыл бұрын
Its all about hustling
@reallyFrogman
Жыл бұрын
I just wanna say that what Dinostan said about the gnome and troll areas in Sweden and Norway is 100% true, I live right by a lake with 4 islands the smallest of which is a dead troll and the second smallest is a gnome area
@Dino_Stan
Жыл бұрын
I wish to document them
@reallyFrogman
Жыл бұрын
@@Dino_Stan Relations are tense since the island my great grandfather put them on was almost entirely populated by fire ants and an angry hawk but I will ask them in the summer when the ice melts.
@Dhoar
Жыл бұрын
if only Agent Schrader spent some time on reading about the case of Agent Caesar, he' know that he would be betrayed by his own family. What a shame, At least you Mr. Stan teach us, about these type of History.
@Dino_Stan
Жыл бұрын
I spread the hidden lore
@Rynewulf
Жыл бұрын
Citizen, the Qin campaign mod order has yet to be fulfilled. Only by civilizing Persia with cho ku nus can you maintain positive social score!
@Dino_Stan
Жыл бұрын
I forgot about that mod lmao yeah soon I can do it, I have some videos pre recorded while on vacation atm
@NessieAndrew
Жыл бұрын
"I need to know that I've done one thing right in my life." -The Whale Vercingetorix
@Dino_Stan
Жыл бұрын
Classic line
@michaelmartens2576
Жыл бұрын
Thanks For these amazing vids Dinostan! Keep making them!!
@Dino_Stan
Жыл бұрын
Will do my brother 🙏 🤠
@alexdoloress2180
2 ай бұрын
As a French, our equivalent of the Blair Witch Project is called Gevaudan forest, with a medieval cryptid which could be described as a werewolf and today people told that they have seen a wild cougar killing their horses/dogs By the way we are witnessing the return of wolves so farmers are pissed of their attack on cattles
@Dino_Stan
2 ай бұрын
I saw the new wolf map of Italy lmao I can only imagine what it looks like for France
@Gigantotherium
Жыл бұрын
The Gallic Holocaust was truly one of history's first and most notorious heated gamer moments. Caesar tried to apologize for his actions on that fateful bridge battle, but the Senate eventually cancelled him anyway.
@kostas3577
Жыл бұрын
Your videos are something I didn't know i needed
@Dino_Stan
Жыл бұрын
Happy to be of service
@dinostancyberbully8561
Жыл бұрын
Romans in paris 😳😳
@Dino_Stan
Жыл бұрын
who was in gaul?
@ceaserthegreat_1019
Жыл бұрын
Fuck yeah! I've been waiting for him to say my name
@Dino_Stan
Жыл бұрын
😎
@ShallowContrarian
Жыл бұрын
Bro this is the first video of yours to pop up in my feed in a while. KZitem tryna keep me from my addiction. Ready for a baller ass video bro
@Dino_Stan
Жыл бұрын
They hate the rome 2 grind
@loyalbravo_1325
Жыл бұрын
I can't help but imagined that Dinostan attacked Suebi out of great shame and one of the barbarians was like TRAITOW UWU! As for the hex, it kicks the furry out you to go to the Rome-Zone
@Dino_Stan
Жыл бұрын
my soul is at last free
@supagangsta2962
Жыл бұрын
If Dino would suddenly be teleported to the moment when Vercingetorix surrendered to Caesar it would went down something like this: Dino: What the hell Caesar: Quae est infernum Vercingetorix: Que diable
@Dino_Stan
Жыл бұрын
thats a movie for the ages
@Liakos953
Жыл бұрын
I found your channel just when I got back to Rome 2 and it’s amazing
@Dino_Stan
Жыл бұрын
thanks king, have fun playing too 😎
@Liakos953
Жыл бұрын
@@Dino_Stan Thanks! Currently doing a Seleucid campaign. Hope you play them sometime too
@takako_kit82
Жыл бұрын
How To Be SUS In The Game 1. Be Any Faction You Like 2. Act Innocent To Your Enemys 3. Trust The Allies To Smack Them 4. If You Act Innocent With Your Allies They Will Cancel The Allience With You 5. THINGS THAT WOULD NOT HAPPEN THAT I AM FILLED WITH SHIT 6. Shame The Suebians 7. Do Not Act M!rder With Masilia 8. If You Have Done The Campagn Do IT Again To An Other Campagn 9. CHOOSE Rome In Empire Divided ( I Know You Was In " Aurelian Is OP " ) 10. Mauretania And Britania Act SUS With Gallic Rome So Avoid Britannia. 11. Choose Any Legionaries 12. Do Not Act Weird With Lusitania!! 13. Mauri Wants To Be SUS With You:) 14. If Lakhmids Wants To Be SUS With You, You Must Let Him To Be SUS With You 15. If You Got Victory, Dance!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 16. If You Are Sassanids, That Means You Need SUS Aswran With Sakastan And Dahae 17. Dahae Are Innocents So You Better Watch Out Watch Out Dino
@Dino_Stan
Жыл бұрын
Sus guide
@takako_kit82
Жыл бұрын
@@Dino_Stan Yep
@generals.patton546
Жыл бұрын
The three stooges in "Caeser's humble visit to Gaul"
@difficultar
Жыл бұрын
Dino repents by destroying the Suebi, ensuring passage to Jannah.
@Dino_Stan
Жыл бұрын
Bless up
@thehaguecantcatchme4692
Жыл бұрын
Caeser in Gaul? What, was he too good for salad?
@Dino_Stan
Жыл бұрын
This was how salad was created
@mattoni553
Жыл бұрын
Well mister dino the mood on this one was just right
@Dino_Stan
Жыл бұрын
😎 thanks
@mountaingeneral
Жыл бұрын
Total War cutscenes go *so hard*
@Dino_Stan
Жыл бұрын
the world needs more of them
@wizardmadnes8035
Жыл бұрын
Lappland is reserved for Gnomes but the Samis invaded
@Dino_Stan
Жыл бұрын
give it back to the gnomes!!!!!!!!
@BudMasta
Жыл бұрын
Sometimes i think about the Siege of Carthage that was shown for Rome 2's promo and still get salty
@Dino_Stan
Жыл бұрын
I still think about what couldve been
@kennethmoses4900
Жыл бұрын
8:38 Ah, a man of culture.
@Dino_Stan
Жыл бұрын
HE WAS A CONSUL of ROME
@alexeidelanghe8811
Жыл бұрын
certified gaul classic
@legateexpendable9308
Жыл бұрын
Baneposting in 2023 is blessed
@Dino_Stan
Жыл бұрын
i keep it real
@Bokkie312
Жыл бұрын
'i dont like to think, i like to collect dopamine' based
@Dino_Stan
Жыл бұрын
I'm a simple creature
@billybill1642
Жыл бұрын
Martha Washington was a freak
@Dino_Stan
Жыл бұрын
Lmfao
@norwalk2630
Жыл бұрын
Young man i think its time you take a trip back down to AppleBees your soldier's need you!
@Dino_Stan
Жыл бұрын
They call for me
@ihatemotionblur_3255
Жыл бұрын
As Asterix, i think Caesar is quite a rad lad!
@Dino_Stan
Жыл бұрын
Character development
@commanderdodo8622
Жыл бұрын
This greener then the og babby killer kush🙏
@Dino_Stan
Жыл бұрын
og gamers
@Bubinni
Жыл бұрын
Did my first ever Nervii campaign in Caesar in Gaul just to see what it was like. Beat it in 2 hours. Heavily underwhelming. Rome is the true experience.
@Dino_Stan
Жыл бұрын
It's a very fast campaign lmfao
@Bubinni
Жыл бұрын
@@Dino_Stan Let's see a Last Romans experience. With the dreaded Atilla and Mongolian throat singing.
@Dino_Stan
Жыл бұрын
It's recorded will release soon 😎
@Bubinni
Жыл бұрын
@@Dino_Stan Oh, this will be good
@doctorothon
Жыл бұрын
Caesars in Paris
@poppinoff4137
Жыл бұрын
wth is this channel and why do you play exactly like me? And by that i mean talking/chanting to myself insanely. 10/10 soobed
@Dino_Stan
Жыл бұрын
same wave length we share
@sanyika3641
Жыл бұрын
Stan take the gnomepill
@Dino_Stan
Жыл бұрын
Real
@MelodyAndKitsune
Жыл бұрын
Gaul First Meet With Rome Rome:Phewwwww ???:Hey You! Rome:Who Are You? ???:I Am Senones? Rome:Tell Me...Senones... Why You Are Attacking Me? Senones:Uh... Helvetii:Senones! HELP! Senones: Helvetii, I Cant Help You. Helvetii:Why? Senones:Not Ur Buisness. Vocontii: Ey Rome. Rome:Vocontii? Vocontii: Julius Caesar Ruless!!!! Rome:Uhm.. Thanks? Vocontii: Your Welcome, Caesar Part 2 Nervii And Rome: God Buisness. Gaul:The F1ck Is The Matter? Rome: Nothing, I Gotta Go, Gaul:Why? Bruh Iam Bored Typing, Byeee😊😊
@takako_kit82
Жыл бұрын
UH.....
@Dino_Stan
Жыл бұрын
Byeee king, 😎 I read it all
@MelodyAndKitsune
Жыл бұрын
@@Dino_Stan Tysm!!
@takako_kit82
Жыл бұрын
@@MelodyAndKitsune good Story:)
@MelodyAndKitsune
Жыл бұрын
@@takako_kit82 Tyyyyy!!!!!!♥️♥️
@Theshockmaster5eva
Жыл бұрын
dino is the goat
@juulian2611
Жыл бұрын
You was at the club, bottoms up when I first met you
@Dino_Stan
Жыл бұрын
Couldn't get enough
@theorixlux2605
Жыл бұрын
*Yoda scream
@metron-ariston
Жыл бұрын
3am im here!
@rtwmoder
Жыл бұрын
Good job
@Dino_Stan
Жыл бұрын
😎 thanks
@ryanrusch3976
Жыл бұрын
Fun fact, this DLC and FNV is why I dedicated like 12 years of my life to Gaius Julius Caesar, from my funny smile app to my steam account. And no I never even played the dlc until recently cuz my computer was trash and I could only play Rome 1 (suck it nerds I avoided Rome 2 being trash)
@Dino_Stan
Жыл бұрын
the dlc had some good art work i cant blame
@cobrazrt6006
Жыл бұрын
Gaul is like france before the french so i dont really hate them but i personally find that anyone in Italy that is not the romans more then gaul
@Jacob-pu4zj
Жыл бұрын
I didn't see you conquer a little village in Brittany!
@Dino_Stan
Жыл бұрын
I forgor
@GamingKnight0820
Жыл бұрын
To bad the Gauls couldn't kick those barbarian Romans out
@Dino_Stan
Жыл бұрын
The feys let the Romans in
@GamingKnight0820
Жыл бұрын
@@Dino_Stan I was one of the germanics that snuck into gaul, L place tbh
@spo666tty
Жыл бұрын
2160p video? Dinostan on the vip deluxe KZitemr game
@Dino_Stan
Жыл бұрын
I found the secret
@dvtch
Жыл бұрын
Vidi Vici Veni
@vigokarnebeek9856
Жыл бұрын
Where is the divide et impera episodr
@Dino_Stan
Жыл бұрын
maybe soon
@thatvictorianguy7028
Жыл бұрын
I like all these videos, not because I like them but I wish to see you become a victim of your own successes
@Dino_Stan
Жыл бұрын
maybe one it will happen
@cbtenthusiast7133
Жыл бұрын
step 1 watch dovahhatys unbiased history of Rome step 2 play as Romans step 3 profit
@Dino_Stan
Жыл бұрын
Basically
@peterduck1204
Жыл бұрын
0:35 still wouldn’t describe Rome 2 as good per say, but it’s become fun in its own ways. At this point my problems with it lie more in its legacy (changing the province system and blah blah blah) than anything.
@Dino_Stan
Жыл бұрын
I like rome 2 now, but man wish they just improved off shogun 2
@Hell_O7
Жыл бұрын
yOU COULD B ROME 1 VOICE ACTOR
@Dino_Stan
Жыл бұрын
My dream job
@ares106
Жыл бұрын
Is it really a great game? I got back into it recently and I’m fighting tier one trash stacks on turn 50+ with my elite armies. After almost a decade they could not make a decent mid-late game AI work properly to offer some challenge. Feels like I wasted my time returning. Perhaps with mods 🤔
@Dino_Stan
Жыл бұрын
I understand your feel, the ai even with cheats sucks at its own game
@norwalk2630
Жыл бұрын
I actually laughed during this one
@Dino_Stan
Жыл бұрын
Blessed
@FACM.
Жыл бұрын
Galia delenda est moment
@billybill1642
Жыл бұрын
When rome 2 came out I told everyone it sucked because of angry Joe’s angry rant
@Dino_Stan
Жыл бұрын
It was a good joe video at least
@tonythesopranos5310
Жыл бұрын
Idk bro, dont want to be a negative nancy, but rome 2 still gives me that uncanny valley of unfinished game design that empire total war does. The weird voice acting, the play dough 3d models, the soulless battle music. I think cause I played the game at launch I can never see the game in a different light, even if now its been more 'polished'. If you got back and watch that Siege of Carthage demo that ended up being total false advertising you feel the uncanny feeling in Rome 2 now. Its objectively a good game, but I still feel like we shouldn't forgive CA for totally misleading everyone, then spending literal years to fix the game lmao. Just my opinion though.
@Dino_Stan
Жыл бұрын
Rome 2 is very weird, I have Stockholm syndrome with it now after hating it for years. I think it's because I'm nostalgic to the rome 2 e3 footage, what could've been
@tonythesopranos5310
Жыл бұрын
@@Dino_Stan creative assembly psyop
@Dino_Stan
Жыл бұрын
You're on to something
@jaredjeiodelapaz7774
Жыл бұрын
This is the easiest campaign that I've ever seen. 🤣
@Dino_Stan
Жыл бұрын
Fr it was really fast lmao the map is kinda small
@iuulia9245
Жыл бұрын
narcos gallica
@Dino_Stan
Жыл бұрын
Best title
@iuulia9245
Жыл бұрын
@@Dino_Stan WE HUNGER FOR COCAINE AND BATTLE !!
@theorixlux2605
Жыл бұрын
Oh yeah french people have fey zones; that's why we dont live there. Except they call them Muslim zones /S
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