So fascinating how the romans fought male pattern baldness
@RigobertosTacoShop
9 ай бұрын
*plays Rome *auto resolves to victory *refuses to elaborate *leaves
@Dino_Stan
9 ай бұрын
just like history
@CrabSmokingACigarette
9 ай бұрын
"And the Romans, where are they now?" "You're looking at 'em asshole." *Heavy breathing*
@nathanbean8763
9 ай бұрын
AI backcapping instead of fighting your army is objectively the worst thing about total war.
@Dino_Stan
9 ай бұрын
wish they would try to fight if armies are even, they only attack if they outnumber you
@thedonkey6704
9 ай бұрын
@@Dino_Stan nah they tend to attack on evens too. But when I say evens I mean evens. Like exactly 50 percent. If your army is only like 4 percent better they legit will not come
@MegaXXSomeoneXx
9 ай бұрын
Only a problem because they forced players to have a general on each army
@Hardracist
6 ай бұрын
@@MegaXXSomeoneXx that's because Ai would bombard you with small armies or just do doom stacks limiting it to general made ai armies better
@stellarmadman
9 ай бұрын
Playing Rome in Rome Total War type game is so unexpected.
@iseeyou5061
9 ай бұрын
It's surreal i tell you
@IceniTotalWar
5 ай бұрын
It's a bold Strategy , Cotton, let's see if it pays off for him 🤣🤣
@MrGameNightmare
9 ай бұрын
I think the correct Sun Tzu quote was "When you have a big army, auto-resolve. When you have a small army, play the game"
@Dino_Stan
9 ай бұрын
Facts actually
@lanleskovec8697
9 ай бұрын
Total war videos are probably my favourite on this channel ngl
@Dino_Stan
9 ай бұрын
Thanks I do my best king
@gabrielalejandrodoldan4722
9 ай бұрын
@@Dino_Stan I known you do I love you man 👍👍
@temblorjamesronald9427
9 ай бұрын
Oh yes, the Prequel to the Aurelian video, now this is a certified season finale of Rome
@Dino_Stan
9 ай бұрын
Hood classic
@Onezy05
9 ай бұрын
Me seeing the thumbnail: Octavian to Antony: "I'm the motherfuckin fuckin one who calls the shots round here!"
@Saladin00
9 ай бұрын
Y'know benny was always an opportunist such as yourself, Dinosaur Daniel.
@Dino_Stan
9 ай бұрын
Benny and I arn't so different
@evinton
9 ай бұрын
"ring a ding ding baby" is my favorite scipio africanus quote
@Dino_Stan
9 ай бұрын
Its in the history books
@stalfithrildi5366
9 ай бұрын
Spending 4 turns going round every settlement persuading Papa Averni that the Gallic Confederation will mean the end of his people
@jackbartlett1831
9 ай бұрын
Gods, I hate Gauls
@sirmount2636
9 ай бұрын
Grandfather hated them too
@mememachine6022
9 ай бұрын
SCIPIO IS A HERO IN THIS HOUSEHOLD END OF STORY
@gabrielalejandrodoldan4722
9 ай бұрын
Always has been
@stalfithrildi5366
9 ай бұрын
You know what our name was? Caius, like Caius Iulius Caesar. Then the stupid Merigan reformed the spelling and now its Gaius. Its a fucking shame.
@compatriot852
9 ай бұрын
Then Dino suddenly transformed into the Team Fortress 2 soldier midway through his campaign
@Dino_Stan
9 ай бұрын
He possessed me
@Alfred_Leonhart
9 ай бұрын
Hearing Kermit’s voice saying “omg I just came everywhere” made my day and it’s 8:00pm rn “Everyone is bald and I have drip” - Dinostan visiting the old folks home
@Dino_Stan
9 ай бұрын
Total war games bring it out
@jacobringenwald
9 ай бұрын
"Everyone is bald and I have drip" -Dino Stan, 2023
@sirmount2636
9 ай бұрын
“And the Texans…where are they now?” “You’re lookin’ at ‘em, asshole.” -Dino Stan
@Dino_Stan
9 ай бұрын
hardest line
@stalfithrildi5366
9 ай бұрын
"I wouldn't call Tonius but this fucking Oklahoman, he don't break."
@Wilzer
9 ай бұрын
Along with their great inventions such as Roman Cement and the Roman legion, the Romans are most notably known for their early adaptation of Keeps™
@Dino_Stan
9 ай бұрын
They were known to be hustlers after all
@evelgent1847
9 ай бұрын
He finally play the main character of the game. Holy shit!!!!!
@ludvikisnes1628
9 ай бұрын
just came over this channel and it is a vibe, people tend to be to serious as youtube creators that the forget to just have fun. keep it up man
@Dino_Stan
9 ай бұрын
we all just gotta try to be chill 😎
@starcraft697
9 ай бұрын
Stan, please do more of the Barbarian voice. I need them to edge. I need to Barb out!
@usmnt4423
9 ай бұрын
💀
@starcraft697
9 ай бұрын
CAN’T YOU SPARE A BIT OF GOLD?
@Dino_Stan
9 ай бұрын
I had to hold back the power after the saxon video
@user-zo2pz4xu7r
9 ай бұрын
You know its over when Dino plays OP Rome.
@IceniTotalWar
5 ай бұрын
I had never even thought of Rome until i saw this video, now I can't Rome off my mind 🤣🤣
@Dino_Stan
5 ай бұрын
All we do is think of Rome now
@mingchina4499
6 ай бұрын
2:09 "Rome has fallen! Millions must return to Rupert's Land!"
@rev0126
9 ай бұрын
total war more like total back-cap.
@aegonthedragon7303
9 ай бұрын
The Norwood Legion makes its long awaited and triumphant return 🫡
@Dino_Stan
9 ай бұрын
We are so back
@lordcaedus8713
6 ай бұрын
Greek state squad unite! Something so satisfying about actually pulling off a successful phalanx!
@Dino_Stan
6 ай бұрын
Theyre the best
@ShivSingh-mh7qf
9 ай бұрын
The banter commentary on this is great
@Dino_Stan
9 ай бұрын
Thanks king
@AurelianusRestitutorOrbis
9 ай бұрын
When in rome 2, do as the romers do
@harriscatbob8656
9 ай бұрын
I saw Roman Experience and instantly clicked
@LoganAntonick
9 ай бұрын
Rupert's Land world conquest in CKIII would be the best way to honour the Romans.
@Sir_Howie
9 ай бұрын
Gabagool!
@Galachad449
9 ай бұрын
Thank you Stan, very cool!
@togrulsavalan5485
9 ай бұрын
I see you spreading the Gabagool over here
@nileee
9 ай бұрын
Rome didn't need three wars to fight carthage they could have just autoresolved it all
@Dino_Stan
9 ай бұрын
No idea why they didn't do it irl
@jaif7327
9 ай бұрын
wake up babe new dino stan video
@Jacob-pu4zj
9 ай бұрын
11:48 That dude is teleporting.
@Dino_Stan
9 ай бұрын
I just saw that lmfaoooooooo
@danielestrada5366
9 ай бұрын
The children yearn for the coal mines
@Dino_Stan
9 ай бұрын
Minecraft is proof
@usmnt4423
9 ай бұрын
Shoutout the Greek culture pack players (I only play as successors)
@Dino_Stan
9 ай бұрын
real gamer mode
@loyalbravo_1325
9 ай бұрын
don't feel bad, because I never finished Rome from Total war Rome 1 and 2. Even though I would stan for Rome.
@Holte1114
9 ай бұрын
You should read call of the crocodile, certified hood classic
@Dino_Stan
9 ай бұрын
Greatest book of all time
@THEBIGSMELL
9 ай бұрын
Dino Stan is just Fatmagic who plays map games
@Dino_Stan
9 ай бұрын
realll
@Ordealux
9 ай бұрын
Aye he did it! Thank you! The Roman experience, finally
@Dino_Stan
9 ай бұрын
It had to be done for the romans out there
@Ordealux
9 ай бұрын
@@Dino_Stan It's me, I'm Romans out there lol.
@raccoon2058
9 ай бұрын
watching this while in the dinostan discord vc inception
@Dino_Stan
9 ай бұрын
gaming
@mrlentelka3111
9 ай бұрын
Dino plays Rome II. that's insta like :) even if its vs my beloved Carthage :D
@Dino_Stan
9 ай бұрын
Carthage homies need more fan fare
@TheGrimEater40
9 ай бұрын
Gonna make those factions an offer they can’t refuse
@Dino_Stan
9 ай бұрын
its what we do
@pv9883
9 ай бұрын
funniest man ever
@Dino_Stan
9 ай бұрын
no u
@kingofmadness6834
9 ай бұрын
Every time I play this game I end up letting slums appear everywhere 😭memory of a goldfeesh
@Dino_Stan
9 ай бұрын
Same I always forget
@sunrisesparkle6363
9 ай бұрын
10:32 Antarctica, let the snow run red with blood
@Dino_Stan
9 ай бұрын
it will be done
@goodandfren3926
9 ай бұрын
Eh my friend,i see you finaly see the light and taken the pasta-pill. ¿Also best Total war to staart playing the series? 10:30 Actually we have one (Africa) but maybe Antartica if we got to the 2050s.
@ponyboy562
7 ай бұрын
ROMAN TUNNEL SNAKES 🐍 RULE
@Giga_Motren
9 ай бұрын
Good video, made me do the haha. Nice
@Dino_Stan
9 ай бұрын
Thanks haha
@fredrikkirderf2907
9 ай бұрын
could do Australia battle royal. it'd be like Madmax. We wouldn't lose anything of value that way as well. I say we submit this proposal to the UN
@Dino_Stan
9 ай бұрын
We need this so bad
@faithflightedits
9 ай бұрын
I forgot rome existed because they are always dead when i get to italy
@Dino_Stan
9 ай бұрын
I know that feel
@vortexsharadle9875
9 ай бұрын
Big balls.
@screen_of_og4611
9 ай бұрын
Love you Dino :)
@Dino_Stan
9 ай бұрын
wholesome
@braedenallen7013
8 ай бұрын
RIP Benny
@Dino_Stan
8 ай бұрын
Sad we lost him 😔
@boris4867
9 ай бұрын
500 hours in Rome 2, and I haven't played Rome a single time
@Dino_Stan
9 ай бұрын
They really are the vanilla of the game
@mbg8733
9 ай бұрын
The Art of War is actually incredibly funny to read. Because it’s most of it is so obviously shit, that you just think about why it’s necessary to be said. Or it’s just good advice that you hadn’t realisere earlier.
@Dino_Stan
9 ай бұрын
He's just being a nice guy reminding us
@WelcomeToDERPLAND
9 ай бұрын
Rome I still out here making Rome II look like dogshieeeet
@calebbrown8365
9 ай бұрын
Gamers I need your help. I just had my most recent campaign save break on me. Funnily enough it was a Rome campaign. After noticing my save was broken, I went and found the file in my %appdata%. It still exists in my saves folder but is currently unplayable. Do you guys have any advice?
@lightspage
9 ай бұрын
Have you ever played any of the Nobunaga's Ambition games?
@Dino_Stan
9 ай бұрын
I have heard of it, and it looks interesting
@Hell_O7
9 ай бұрын
Would be cool if general skill tree affect his drip choices.
@Hell_O7
9 ай бұрын
Elephant is fun
@Dino_Stan
9 ай бұрын
If only every faction could unlock elephants generals
@jasonaarninkhof871
9 ай бұрын
I have played 264 hours and only got 2 victories, one of them a military with Rome and the second was a economic with Egypt
@Dino_Stan
9 ай бұрын
Back in the day i would never finish campaigns
@animuefan7541
9 ай бұрын
what's your favorite Rome total war out of all of them? I keep forgetting about Rome 2 lol.
@Dino_Stan
9 ай бұрын
Rome 1 is better but rome 2 is more modern. Both good imo
@thedonkey6704
9 ай бұрын
Hi. Wanted to ask when you playing the celts. There’s legit 6 Celtic factions in the game so it suprises me you haven’t played them yet
@Dino_Stan
9 ай бұрын
They will be played, I just hate the barbarian victory conditions lmao
@stalfithrildi5366
9 ай бұрын
Mon the Bhoys
@bokunogentoo4420
4 ай бұрын
Close movie
@theprancingrat
9 ай бұрын
Imagine if they didn't include Rome in this game and just had clones of Benito Mussolini as the faction.
@Dino_Stan
9 ай бұрын
Ca in a different timeline
@generals.patton546
9 ай бұрын
I would like to see Africa battle royale.
@Dino_Stan
9 ай бұрын
I'm down for any place, just as long as everyone has fun
@ozisponas1593
9 ай бұрын
Least deppresed total war youtuber due to current state of things
@Dino_Stan
9 ай бұрын
Yee I dont too involved with the new stuff, only way to not get disappointed
@ludwigvanda5205
9 ай бұрын
Bactria best faction, lost Greeks in the north east who are also Buddhists because they thought that was rad
@Dino_Stan
9 ай бұрын
They are always evil to me
@Rynewulf
9 ай бұрын
I was always sad that they never got any Buddhist buildings or traits of anything like they did in old Rome 1 mods like Europa Barbarorum
4:46 scripted on their own isn't the problem, they were done very well in medieval 2, the problem is total war's over reliances on them since empire where every melee had to b a scripted animation. made it impossible to achieve the great speed of kills I enjoyed back in the with Greek Cities hoplites and charging down routing units. absolute banger of a vid always
@Dino_Stan
8 ай бұрын
I grew up and shogun 2, just love the animations in that game
@chuckjones3119
8 ай бұрын
@@Dino_Stan ya, they were good there as well, was all funny seein a dude with 50+ arrows in him barley clingin to live and there was always the possibility tht even more arrows could go into before the death animation finished
@Luffe123
9 ай бұрын
cool
@BudMasta
9 ай бұрын
Tony Soprano was kind of like Crassus
@Dino_Stan
9 ай бұрын
in way you're right
@stalfithrildi5366
9 ай бұрын
"What I gotta ask is, whatever happened to Cincinatus? There was a real man"
@dvtch
9 ай бұрын
Woke up this morning
@stalfithrildi5366
9 ай бұрын
Got yourself pilum
@iseeyou5061
9 ай бұрын
Wow you play Roman game as a Roman? Wow
@Dino_Stan
9 ай бұрын
Impossible
@MCStormy
9 ай бұрын
We play the same game but why yours look better. do you use mods?
@Dino_Stan
9 ай бұрын
Mainly orbis mods and triple a generals
@Ste.V
9 ай бұрын
movie closed
@ReesHolt
9 ай бұрын
What Graphics mods are you using?
@Dino_Stan
9 ай бұрын
Orbis and triple a generals mainly
@ReesHolt
9 ай бұрын
@@Dino_Stan Thanks
@randomguy6152
9 ай бұрын
empire total war ottomans?
@Dino_Stan
9 ай бұрын
I do have a video on that actually kzitem.info/news/bejne/q4ecmoemfqeAfYYsi=mP3XestKv514okkk
@randomguy6152
9 ай бұрын
@@Dino_Stan nice
@edsheeranahmet6572
9 ай бұрын
Rome, in ROME?? 🤢🤮
@Shadowofromefanatic
9 ай бұрын
What mods are you using?
@Dino_Stan
9 ай бұрын
Orbis graphics and tiple A generals mainly
@tonythesopranos5310
9 ай бұрын
Weird coincidence, played Rome 2 again after years. I uninstalled it after a few hours, it's like a junk food game. Just spam trash stacks and autoresolve, spam end turn, unearned dopamine 🤢🤢🤢
@Dino_Stan
9 ай бұрын
one day we will eat good again
@thedude5830
9 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@rhubarbs7360
Ай бұрын
Total war auto resolve 2
@Dino_Stan
Ай бұрын
I live my life according to an auto resolve
@sebastianatkinson8219
9 ай бұрын
Greek state culture pack gamers 👍
@manuelaristizabal397
5 ай бұрын
what mod are u intalled bro
@Dino_Stan
5 ай бұрын
I think it was triple a generals and Orbis graphics stuff
@AvgCiv
9 ай бұрын
:)
@ihatemotionblur_3255
9 ай бұрын
normies be like "Rome is too OP i play as masaesyli 🤡🤡🤡"
@lebaum8689
9 ай бұрын
ayo masaesyli is cool
@robertc8425
2 ай бұрын
what mod he uses?
@Dino_Stan
Ай бұрын
Its been a bit but the only mods I mainly use in my rome 2 playthroughs are orbis graphics and sometimes triple A generals
@vayex
9 ай бұрын
what mod is he playing with?
@Dino_Stan
9 ай бұрын
Orbis graphics packs and triple a generals mainly
@fletaun
9 ай бұрын
play total war rome 2 for year but never play as rome smh dino
@Dino_Stan
9 ай бұрын
The struggle
@MG6344
9 ай бұрын
Solid 4.3/5 on the schizo scale.
@Dino_Stan
9 ай бұрын
I gotta get those numbers up
@joefalko3756
9 ай бұрын
EWWWW HOMIE PICKED THE JULII TYRANT🫵 TYRANT🫵 TYRANT🫵
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