Marjorie Taylor Swift, aka Klan Mom, makes a mysterious call to Agent Orange aka Donald Trump with urgent news about his all too convincing body double messing up his hush money scandal in court.
Meanwhile, Chief of Staff, Chris The Dog takes exception to Kristi Noem, the puppy murderer.
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Will Donald find a suitable running mate amidst the chaos? Watch to find out!
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TRANSCRIPT
Donald: (checking his satellite phone) Hmm, incoming call from Marjorie Taylor Swift. I miss old Marjorie. Terrific woman.
Chris: Well? Let's see what she has to say. Answer it for God’s sake.
Marjorie Taylor Swift (via message): Agent Orange. Clan Mom calling. Listen very carefully. I shall say this only once.
Donald: What do you say?
Marjorie Taylor: I said ‘I shall say this only once’.
Donald: No. Not that bit. The Asian Orange thing. I don’t get it Marjorie.
Marjorie Taylor Swift: Donald! You’re not supposed to use my name in case the cabal is listening in. You’re AGENT Orange.
Donald: Sure. I geddit. So what do I call you then, Marjorie if I’m ancient orange?
Marjorie: Clan Mom.
Donald: Clam Mom? Huh! I like it. Anyway what did you want to tell me only once. Can you repeat it?
Marjorie: I need to speak to your chief of staff urgently. There’s no time to waste.
Donald: Chris! Marjorie wants to talk to you.
Chris: Aha! Yes. Mmm. I see. I’ll tell him. Over and Out
Donald: So?
Chris: The trial’s not going well. The judges are questioning the credibility of your lawyers in the hush money case regarding Stormy Daniels and Karen McDougal.
Donald Trump: (frowning) Losing my credibility? That’s incredible… What is credibility anyway?
Chris: (sighing) It means they don't believe your lawyers, Donny. They think they're not telling the truth. And that bloody body double masquerading as you in court, is a problem.
Donald: You mean that construction guy from Queens that you arranged to act as me in court? I thought you said he was perfect.
Chris: He’s too good. That’s the problem. He’s eating hamburgers in court, hiring hookers to pee in your enemies’ hotel rooms, falling asleep in court and two of your lawyers quit last week because your body double kept letting rip with what was described as ‘eye-watering, paint-pealing, hydrogen sulfide-infused McDonald’s waste farts’
Donald: (indignant) Fake news, Chris. My lawyers are the best, the most tremendous. They always win. They never lose. THEY never used to complain when I farted.
Chris: (sarcastically) The thing is that your body double is likely going to end up in jail because your defence is going to collapse because no fucking lawyers can put up with his rather Trumpian odours.
Donald: (defensively) What's wrong with that? It's all about strategy, Chris. You wouldn't understand. You’ve never hosted the apprentice. Anyway, I don’t fart like that anymore.
Chris: (rolling his eyes) Of course not. Because you’re not eating McShit all day and every day.
Donald: And I’ve learned to wipe my own ass since I’ve been on this island. Anyway did you see what Congressman Biden was doing while he was talking to a journalist? He was eating ice cream from the cone. It’s disgusting, the most disgusting.
Chris: (exasperated) Donny, focus. We have more important things to worry about than ice cream. If that idiot of a body double continues to act like you, we’ll have to stay on this blooming island forever.
Donald Trump: (pacing) Chris, there’s something I need to tell you.
Chris: Yes?
Donald: You know I need a running mate. I was thinking of Marjorie, but she’s kinda ugly, you know. I was going to ask that Kristi Noem chick. She’s hotter than Stormy Daniels was. I might even get…
Chris: (angry) You mean that fucking bitch who boasted about shooting the puppy?
Donald: (distracted) She probably wouldn’t shoot a full grown dog, Chris….
Chris: I’m warning you…
Donald: I could grab her by the pu…
Chris savages Donald in a frenzied attack.
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