Fate has fucked up his life to provide us entertainment
@redline841
Жыл бұрын
The Merchant's Guild needs him to live
@shinjiokami
Жыл бұрын
He's a vampire duh!
@Phobos11
Жыл бұрын
80s kids are built differently
@jack-exzolt9858
Жыл бұрын
Got hit by cars 3 times, and still obeys Traffic Laws whilst on a bike. Be like Vesper.
@ntb77819
Жыл бұрын
More like a normie learning from his experience. What a chad. It’s so rare that is a superpower now.
@rebaxbayushi577
Жыл бұрын
I think it's the other way around. Got hit by cars 3 times because he didn't obey traffic laws, now he obeys them.
@noobie3939
Жыл бұрын
now i know that those magic he was studying was actually defensive magic because holy hell he absorbed those 3 car hits
@tedjomuljono3052
Жыл бұрын
*coughUndeadVampirecough*
@pumpjackmcgee4267
Жыл бұрын
Probably low speed, if he hasn't broken anything yet. You're not getting out of a 40-50mph collision unscathed.
@Marcos-ms1ij
Жыл бұрын
@@pumpjackmcgee4267nah, you can get out without breaking any bones... Here in Brazil one guy was hit by a fast moving car, he just got up, looked to the sides and then just walked out the scene like nothing had happened
@ntb77819
Жыл бұрын
@@Marcos-ms1ij actually the statistics says once the car speed is over 19 miles or 30km/h you could probably die
@zephshoir
Жыл бұрын
Damn I am surprised the cars survived
@M1ss1ng-N0
Жыл бұрын
Grandpa lived to tell the tale yet again
@tonyliu6749
Жыл бұрын
Three times and they couldn't even manage to break any bones, vampire allgegations gains more evidence.
@cassiebarber4669
Жыл бұрын
This is why he's my favorite vesper always has story's to tell it's nice to hear grandpa talk about the good old day's 😂
@thunderwe_ryesiam
Жыл бұрын
Your pfp and the way you worded this is making me think you're the one who hired the driver
@Rageouz
Жыл бұрын
Im convinced this man is just invincible now. How on earth does he even survive half the things he's done
@shrekthe55thsharkking
Жыл бұрын
More proof that he a vampire since his resistance to physical attacks is astounding.
@Verdugo_Arulaq
Жыл бұрын
Who doesn’t obey stop signs on bike?????? The meme of bikers being self entitled pricks that think the rules of road don’t apply to them seems to hold some merit; about some bikers anyways, Vesper is based
@angrydragonslayer
Жыл бұрын
I've been to holland and most of them respecting the law was a culture shock for me If they can't see a cop here, they will break every law available or feasible for them to break
@Verdugo_Arulaq
Жыл бұрын
@@angrydragonslayer true I’ve seen bikers just about cause an accident cause they just do whatever they want and expect drivers to obey their rules and slam on brakes, swerve hard to one side or even quickly change lanes it’s ridiculous
@angrydragonslayer
Жыл бұрын
@@Verdugo_Arulaq yeah, you usually have to look at the specialty bikes to find a majority of good cyclists I might be biased since i got a recumbent trike though
@briansilva3765
Жыл бұрын
In Brazil most actual cyclists, with the exception of kids with bikes, obey the traffic. Though they kind of have to, because every other vehicle driver here is a barbarian, so if they aren't cautious they might not live very long.
@ClaireCrowles
Жыл бұрын
Here in Italy bikers are horrible, they never obey any sign nor any rule, and both drivers and pedestrians strongly hate bikers. Just to mention one: one time I was walking on a very very thin sidewalk (one person could barely walk on it), uphill, and there was a very sharp L turn of the sidewalk. From the other side of the L turn a sports bike suddenly appeared ON the sidewalk (which was NOT for bikes) at full velocity, going downhill and almost running over me in the process. I had to throw myself on the road to avoid it, luckily the road was almost deserted. I said something like "are you fking dumb???" and they had the audacity to get offended to the point that while still on the bike they yelled insults at me. For walking on the sidewalk. As every normal pedestrian should.
@brokenspacebar9628
Жыл бұрын
The guy who hit him three times: I thought a knife was too small but he even survived my car?! I think I need something bigger *Next month* Vesper: I got rammed by a boat while I was fishing
@tedjomuljono3052
Жыл бұрын
By a ship you mean
@sungvin
Жыл бұрын
This is like that bit from Noragami where the poet tries to kill Yato to write about related themes in his novels but fails miserably every time
@N8tiveWeeb
Жыл бұрын
Vesper as Whitebeard makes so much sense lol
@akira8393
Жыл бұрын
i mean think of it this way... when you have enough idiots on the road, you best be smart on it if you wanna survive the next day
@thunderwe_ryesiam
Жыл бұрын
Vesper got resistance to non-magical bludgeoning, piercing and slashing damage XD
@terran6686
Жыл бұрын
See you next month when: Vesper was pinned in a destroyed IFV in Iraq.
@NotSomeJustinWithoutAMoustache
Жыл бұрын
Vesper Newgate is certainly not a picture I expected to see today but oh man have my eyes been blessed. Also the chibi like simplicity of the face reminds me of Taro Sakamoto in Sakamoto days, or Robert from Burning Effect. Idk why but I really like that almost minimalist blank smiley face type.
@teddydayoooo
Жыл бұрын
Grampire has been: Stabbed Hit by a car 3 times
@hendreor.m6685
Жыл бұрын
Vesper: gets hit by cars 3 times. "Why wont you die?" Vesper: "Nanomachines son"
@Siegfrido
Жыл бұрын
Stop sending prayers for my grandpa... He's becoming too strong
@bander-Coolb
Жыл бұрын
I got hit by a car once as a 6 yo I didn’t feel anything I remember waking up at home . They say I woke up at the hospital but I don’t remember that.
@UnknownGamer40464
Жыл бұрын
People like those are why people hake cyclists. If you're on the road you have to follow traffic laws.
@ntb77819
Жыл бұрын
Cyclists: Come on. I’m just a little guy. I can stop whenever I want.
@sayhitothelittlegonk1310
Жыл бұрын
Even if the crashes were not serious. The trauma will settle in and scar you forever.
@NKRcometDB
Жыл бұрын
Depends on the severity of the incident and your mindset about things. I got into 6 traffic accidents in 1 year when I first started riding motorcycles, and I still drive like an idiot right after I've healed(I have stopped driving like an idiot, not because of trauma, just got bored of going fast and have started to enjoy just riding peacefully)(kids please drive responsibly and always mind your and other's safety, your ego wont save you and will be worse if you do crash). When you're young, you heal fast so you tend to be more reckless. Though, sometimes you can abide by the law and be the most cautious person, and still get your life ruined by an idiot.
@KawaiiNeko333
Жыл бұрын
Are you sure he's not Jesse Custer? Like he's not just palling around with a pansexual Irish vampire while also owning the Literal Voice of God?
@KeiosKod
Жыл бұрын
This and the stabbings tells me someone might be trying hard to kill this vampire.
@uberhobber
Жыл бұрын
"I feel like you should....." Ya..... Because it's the law. If you're on the road on your bike, you are a vehicle and are required to obey ALL traffic laws. Anyone who ignores them are merely going to reap the consequences of their actions.
@magnumvanisher
Жыл бұрын
"Nanomachines, son!"
@shanehunts342
Жыл бұрын
Got into car related accidents twice and the first one pretty much fucked my right knee permanently. Vesper is really lucky he got no long lasting damage from any of those accidents.
@guilherme5094
Жыл бұрын
The legend!
@miniquest41
Жыл бұрын
I'm super confused as : 1) Vesper stopping on a red light, was expecting him to break rules because gets hit by a car. 2) Somehow the way he tells story like Vesper being hit frequently because of following the road rules.
@ntb77819
Жыл бұрын
Nah. It’s just some common cyclists issues that they thought they could have just ignore the traffic rules.
@ntb77819
Жыл бұрын
Ves is talking about the stop sign. Which means sometimes it’s middle of nowhere and they can’t put a traffic light. In that case they’ll put a stop sign instead.
@ntb77819
Жыл бұрын
And as for number two. It means that Vesper did it in his way and get hit by a car three times than shifting gears to the right way. Which is following the traffic rules.
@danielito8005
Жыл бұрын
The mf surpassed my record of being hit by 2 cars in a row
@cheer2moon
Жыл бұрын
tf you mean in a row
@danielito8005
Жыл бұрын
@@cheer2moon I was hit by a car and almost 5 seconds later hit by another one
@LauLessPariah
Жыл бұрын
I respect the hell out of him for respecting traffic laws. Even under peer pressure
@_Togeluga_
Жыл бұрын
Vesper beard in thumbnail is blursed
@fangorn23
Жыл бұрын
THANK YOU. EVERY DAMN CORNER I COME TO MY HEART RACES A LITTLE EXPECTING A FUCKING GUY ON A BIKE TO ZIP IN FRONT OF ME BEFORE I CAN MAKE THE TURN. FUCK ITS NOT EVEN A RESIDENTIAL ZONE
@ntb77819
Жыл бұрын
Murphy's law strikes again.
@owitch
Жыл бұрын
Cars tried to send Vesper to isekai, but his magical bike defense was stronger.
@HKSFMinervaClips
Жыл бұрын
3 times on three separate occasions, or 3 in one go? I like to put it in my head that Vesper got hit 3 times by the same car and survived.
@randomgirlgtxq6421
Жыл бұрын
me: wtf is his life??! huhhhhhhh!??!? * absolutely shocked face/ also... flabbergasted*
@Laury2Seas
Жыл бұрын
Vesper got hit 3 times?! TAT *hugs gramps*
@st.haborym
Жыл бұрын
Yeah, after I got fucking hit by a truck, I don't just ride across roads no more
@Marcos-ms1ij
Жыл бұрын
Guy is built different
@ntb77819
Жыл бұрын
After all it’s all fun and game to watch the idiots on wheels. Until the one who sliding down the windshield is you. Better be safe than sorry.
@severussnape2917
Жыл бұрын
Wow
@roberteriksen6434
Жыл бұрын
I've had 3 accidents on my bike: - 2 cars has rammed me - I've rammed into a car That last one was pretty difficult to explain to the driver...
@Monte_Carlo451
Жыл бұрын
*the cars who hit him*: stay down old man! Grampire: I didn't hear no God damn bell!
@AllanMeling
Жыл бұрын
in my state they will ticket a bicyclist for not fallowing traffic law
@shattaredentertainment4782
Жыл бұрын
When I used to ride a bike home I found drivers would intentionally try to mess with me. Like driving way too close, going over the white line, reving their engines as they pass. It's like moron, if you hit me, what's plan after that? Yet when I would walk people kept their distance or offered rides. So weird.
@afteritsallsaidanddoneisti9285
Жыл бұрын
learning from your mistakes. 1st time is a mistake and everyone make them. 2nd time is when you begin to question your actions. 3rd time is the realization that you shouldn't do (x) anymore.
@憂苦と悲惨
Жыл бұрын
0:19 Very good example. 💪
@rhk1991
Жыл бұрын
Haha that's same as me, but I got hit 2 times by car and 3 times by motorcycle. At least my fat protected my body, idk what would happen if i'm not fat. Obey the law and be careful at the road.
@EneBooty
Жыл бұрын
kids this is why you obey traffic signals. take this from someone who has been hit by a car on a bike.
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