Imagine being at a restaurant and you see Joel in the back of the kitchen grilling your food directly on the stovetop trying to flip with a knife lmao
@TheStrikeofGod
4 жыл бұрын
Or curling with a potato and a mop
@digitalgamer457
4 жыл бұрын
Breaking about 4 plates in one hour.
@alphalax7747
4 жыл бұрын
And then you realize why it was called Big Gamer Restaurant
@colemashewske3704
4 жыл бұрын
Digital Gamer is heidiwiebehsiwjebeijwjwisiwo iwiruewuuwowuw I like to be your friends and you are all the best friend you can
@alphalax7747
4 жыл бұрын
@@colemashewske3704 what
@moose8846
4 жыл бұрын
Joel forgetting the word Lid and calling it a "Pot Hat" is the highlight of my YEAR
@GalacticAlpaca
4 жыл бұрын
Honestly, highlight of the decade.
@Exobiologic
4 жыл бұрын
That and "water thing" aka Sink
@captainimperialism4568
4 жыл бұрын
moose He’s like a real life Skwisgaar Food libraries.
@aturchomicz821
4 жыл бұрын
fuuuuuuck off!
@SlyHikari03
4 жыл бұрын
@Captain Imperialism Exactly, He is very Skwisgaar
@Zen17h
4 жыл бұрын
Joel needs to play this alongside with a BBQ Pit Boys video and trying to recreate the recipe - Bob Ross style
@GamayObera
4 жыл бұрын
Barbecue Shoes: *Off*
@ravenbro9624
4 жыл бұрын
Vinny: sets the kitchen on fire Joel: POTATO CURLING
@YF501
4 жыл бұрын
Rev: cooking with rev
@yesfathermoreplease8797
4 жыл бұрын
Vinny: Noodles in Bucket Joel: Noodles in Bucket
@JacobTheCroc
4 жыл бұрын
Rev, Vinny and Joel preparing food in one kitchen. Rev: okay guys, since Vinny blew up his own kitchen, I will be the chief and he will bring me the ingredients. Joel: what about me? Rev: you can look at Vinny and make sure he doesn't blow up anything again.
@TallTapper
3 жыл бұрын
Yes
@Blue2x2x
4 жыл бұрын
Vinny: Deep fry the butane tank and try to set the kitchen on fire. Joel: Fight a slice of bread to lay down on the plate and play potato curling
@IAmSuckAtGames
3 жыл бұрын
Duality of Man
@roksdecim8421
4 жыл бұрын
Vinny: "Joel would be the Swedish chef from muppets, that would be perfect" *few days later*
@cringeconnossieur5370
2 жыл бұрын
Do you remember what video he said that in?
@roksdecim8421
2 жыл бұрын
@@cringeconnossieur5370 Think it was his Muppets Inside stream
@cringeconnossieur5370
2 жыл бұрын
@@roksdecim8421 yep. You're right. Thanks you!
@adamszuszkiewicz1709
4 жыл бұрын
Cooking simulator exists Average players: alright here's a burger Advanced players: here's this fancy roast One Swedish boi: løøk, de potat go in booket!
@miltongam5870
4 жыл бұрын
WE USE Ö NOT Ø WE CAN'T HAVE UNRELIABLE PEOPLE IN THE COMMENT SECTION
@adamszuszkiewicz1709
4 жыл бұрын
@@miltongam5870 öh nø 😲
@yeehawjones1230
4 жыл бұрын
dont sully the good name of the dano-norweigan alphabet with this swedish heresy
@rasmus6224
4 жыл бұрын
I love how it doesn't take 30 minutes for Joel to start playing Curling with the potato.
@yurab1834
4 жыл бұрын
Recipe for Something: 1. Get a pork shoulder and place it on a hot stove without using any utensils 2. While it's cooking, slice it multiple times with a knife without removing the shoulder from the stove 3. Let it cook for about 30 seconds, then pick up one of the shoulder pieces. Do not add salt or pepper - you can instead smear it on the floor for extra flavoring. 4. Cook an orange for 30 seconds, then cut it in half 5. Add the shoulder and half of an orange to a bucket. Then pour in 2L of different kinds of beers, 500mL of barbecue sauce and put in one whole pumpkin 6. Microwave for 2 minutes. Serve hot.
@kimgkomg
4 жыл бұрын
What if my floor has salt and pepper on it?
@golden6743
4 жыл бұрын
@@kimgkomg burn the whole building down and start over
@WDWatameVirus
4 жыл бұрын
@@kimgkomg Put red wine, a lot of red wine
@omnisalad2998
4 жыл бұрын
Thank you Florida Man for the recipe
@plink4017
4 жыл бұрын
Tbh orange zest pork pieces put into a bucket would not be so bad- Deep fry it too-
@EnemyStandMamoru
4 жыл бұрын
Joel: "We're gonna make some actual meals." Joel not even 30 seconds later: **yeets an entire egg into the microwave**
@AssistantCoreAQI
4 жыл бұрын
_I Microwaved An Entire Egg Once._ _It Blew Up._ _I Was An Idiot._
@growlie2676
4 жыл бұрын
Egg doesn't explode. 📣Unrealistic!📣
@JacobTheCroc
4 жыл бұрын
Imagine if this game had a multiplayer and Vinny was playing this with Joel.
@Houndoom97akabranflakes
4 жыл бұрын
Potato curling on fire
@Tinlion09
4 жыл бұрын
Hot dogs wrapped in sandwich bread: the choice of Sad Dads worldwide
@jole5861
4 жыл бұрын
or australians
@WDWatameVirus
4 жыл бұрын
The official Boomers, Wife-beaters and 50 years lonely guys recipe
@tobuscus2725
4 жыл бұрын
Never heard of a sausage sizzle?
@WDWatameVirus
4 жыл бұрын
@@tobuscus2725 Nah, the only one I know is Sausage Sammy
@tobuscus2725
4 жыл бұрын
@@WDWatameVirus Must be an Australian only thing then. Because it's pretty popular here
@sonicplys64
4 жыл бұрын
I got food poisoning just by clicking this video.
@Chrisboy265
4 жыл бұрын
16:50 Joel making the Poverty Dog
@beesree39
4 жыл бұрын
Slum Dog c:
@kingdedederealnotclickbait3125
4 жыл бұрын
Joel keeps pronouncing penne with one n and he's actually saying penis in Italian instead of the name of the pasta
@nyssireyeus5548
4 жыл бұрын
Still yummy.
@medjedgaming3667
4 жыл бұрын
Well, both in Spanish and Italian! haha.
@pepsicola4718
4 жыл бұрын
Congratulations Joel you have attained the cooking level of: single father. -Steak and barbecued meat -Deep fried food. -brown rice -chicken -weak noodles
@imakuni67
4 жыл бұрын
"I don't want vertical bread." -Joel 2020
@crackernuts2503
4 жыл бұрын
Joel: “Well we cant do pickles..” *Bubble Bass Left The Chat*
@Curlyheart
4 жыл бұрын
Boi I saw you on Barry's stream
@crackernuts2503
4 жыл бұрын
Hamtaro Haruna-137 Lol well this is ironic
@crackernuts2503
4 жыл бұрын
Congratulations, you just earned a sub :)
@Curlyheart
4 жыл бұрын
@@crackernuts2503 *big smoke enters the chat*
@crackernuts2503
4 жыл бұрын
Big smoke: ALL WE HAD TO DO WAS GET THE DAMN PICKLES, JOEL!
@wantedwario2621
4 жыл бұрын
Joel: I made eggs and bacon! Vinny: PROPANE TANKS
@Pep_Brew
4 жыл бұрын
Nothing like trying to watch a Swedish guy throw a chopped up potato in a bucket at almost 1 AM
@incorporealnuance
3 жыл бұрын
I feel like a good gamemode for this would be to explore the ruined disaster kitchens of other players and figure out what they were trying to make.
@timmyreobed5043
4 жыл бұрын
Like a champ, you say?
@scrumpton296
4 жыл бұрын
Salt is in fact not a spice, it is a mineral and doesn't lose flavor over time like spices do
@Exobiologic
4 жыл бұрын
Joel: I take pride in my cooking, I'm a pretty good cook guys "I'm a proud cook" Also Joel: Time to make a bucket of Sketti
@celrinn5002
4 жыл бұрын
I heard "hotdog bucket" and was sold.
@friedchickenUSA
4 жыл бұрын
controlling objects in space in this game is like trying to levitate them with an angry magic wand from walmart
@coolnickname4606
4 жыл бұрын
Everytime I watched any gameplay or stream of this game, the most crazy thing people would do was putting the gas can into the microwave. So when I saw that Joel also played this, I kinda knew what to expect and didn't even really want to watch it. But who could anticipate Joel playing fucking curling in a lidl cooking game. He never disappoints.
@Slime-xs6si
4 жыл бұрын
>Eating like a "champ" Y E S P L E A S E
@ScamDocMaindel
4 жыл бұрын
Maclunky has joined the chat Slimegirls have joined the chat Vinny has left the chat
@RoseFBN
4 жыл бұрын
I wonder if she would enjoy Joel's sausage... Potato sandwich XD
@digitalgamer457
4 жыл бұрын
@@RoseFBN probably
@ButtonMasherReal
4 жыл бұрын
Eat like a champ = eat maclankys and gherkins all day
@johnnyweissmuller5559
4 жыл бұрын
FRY BITCH, FRY!
@Samus7000
4 жыл бұрын
His laughs while he played curling instead of cooking are so contagious!
@kackers
4 жыл бұрын
given the tools of a large kitchen and infinite food supplies, Joel mops a potato around the floor for 8 minutes
@CysmaWinheim
4 жыл бұрын
We need to get Joel and the Swedish Chef from the Muppets to do a cooking show together.
@Curlyheart
4 жыл бұрын
Hi Chef!
@That_Doctor_Del_Fella
4 жыл бұрын
Hopefully at some point someone will make art of Joel as the Swedish Chef muppet.
@porkypuff5884
4 жыл бұрын
@@That_Doctor_Del_Fella ty for the idea
@porkypuff5884
4 жыл бұрын
@@That_Doctor_Del_Fella thank you for the idea
@THENAMEISQUICKMAN
4 жыл бұрын
mario: nice of the princess to invite us over for a picnic, ey joel? joel: i hope she made lots of sketti
@redeyesgreendragon
4 жыл бұрын
I am glad I'm not the only one that put oil in the water when cooking pasta. Not only does it help keep the pasta from sticking after pouring it into a strainer, but it helps prevent the water from boiling over!
@cobalttj6356
3 жыл бұрын
27:03 for some reason the noise Joel makes is one of the funniest things I've ever heard
@glitchwalker5422
4 жыл бұрын
JOEL: You know, this ketchup reminds me of Goodfellas.. CUSTOMER: Just cook my fucking sandwich
@svinjamaria
4 жыл бұрын
54:02 I don’t know why but this had me in a giggle fit
@LordEptar
4 жыл бұрын
I was in tears. He just nonchalantly keeps going, like it's extremely routine for him to smash a fucking plate by picking it up.
@Segtend0
4 жыл бұрын
Cooking Simulator: *exists* Joel: "im gunna put a potato in a bucket weee"
@martinezplays9144
4 жыл бұрын
"Or i can be like. me just taking a shit on the desk and going. HHHHHHHHHNGH THIS IS HOW YOU MAKE THE JOEL SOUP" that line of joel is the greatest
@yoquierotacobell4413
4 жыл бұрын
Swedish man burns popcorn like a champ
@somerandomthing6883
4 жыл бұрын
Do you smell what the Bulk is cooking?
@Curlyheart
4 жыл бұрын
Bulk bogan vs Bonesaw with Miss Elizabeth OHHH YEAH
@lerquian1970
4 жыл бұрын
Eating like a champ? No thank you, I'm no into that
@frank144p4
4 жыл бұрын
Lerquian This guy gets it 🐌 👧
@joshuadu2308
4 жыл бұрын
Welcome to the secret club
@dimples9746
4 жыл бұрын
I just got this game and honestly all it needs is the ability to make pizza and it will be perfect
@growlie2676
4 жыл бұрын
Also it needs to have a "Eat" option for whatever you cook, bake ect.
@DexDexter0
4 жыл бұрын
@@growlie2676 29.99 dlc
@Kimmie6772
4 жыл бұрын
Put this on .5 speed for longer stream and drunk joel
@iamdingus
4 жыл бұрын
>Joel didn't deep fry the propane tank Bad stream
@Curlyheart
4 жыл бұрын
Hank hill is disappointed
@crythunder6267
4 жыл бұрын
Joel: Makes fun of sausage on bread Me, an Australian: :(
@epitaph8704
4 жыл бұрын
but that's just a hotdog
@highhat5229
4 жыл бұрын
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@Circuitssmith
4 жыл бұрын
good god oh so help me It’s an entire special thing in straya. kzitem.info/news/bejne/qIt-36etn2l9pmU
@adamszuszkiewicz1709
4 жыл бұрын
S n a g
@ASlutty9SUnit
4 жыл бұрын
You Aussies need to stop just putting shit on bread and calling it, "cuisine" FAIRY BREAD ISN'T REAL FOOD
@republicclone6458
4 жыл бұрын
that hot dog is literally just an australian cuisine called a "snag", which consists of a sausage in bread most commonly topped with tomato sauce and onions
@strawberrylemonadelioness
Жыл бұрын
I was listening to this in the background, but clicked back in time to see the culinary genius of Joel at 25:20
@supersonicwarrior55
3 жыл бұрын
as soon as i saw that Joel's first meal was going to be a hotdog i knew this was going to be a helluva journey.
@murdocgorillaz222
4 жыл бұрын
As a Jamaican I'm so glad Joel has an interest in our cuisine! Too bad I wasn't in the chat at the time. I'm sure he'd love ackee and scotch bonnet. :)
@ActionYakPolice
4 жыл бұрын
I don't remember the last time I had a microwave with a properly functioning popcorn button I had to fuck around with the power settings/cooktime on my current microwave to find an acceptable balance between "too many unpopped kernels" and "burnt to fuck"
@LukeZuniga
4 жыл бұрын
50:03 favorite part of the whole stream
@Rhodonyte
Жыл бұрын
He really played curling with a fucking potato for about 10% of this video. This is my streamer..
@stevenvictoria9568
4 жыл бұрын
Joel does NOT have the patience for any game requiring motor skills, I swear.
@WorldsWorstBoy
4 жыл бұрын
De Niro knows how to get ketchup flying out the bottle. Gonna have to try that technique.
@sddragon28
4 жыл бұрын
0:54 you’d be so valuable as a Olive Garden line cook! No joke
@_SSGB_
4 жыл бұрын
Eat... "like a champ"?
@Feuerhamster
4 жыл бұрын
Oh no, the champ is spreading.
@RoastCDuck
4 жыл бұрын
Steak, rice and beans is one of the lamest foods, really a meal must have content lol. Thats why a good bowl of JoeliO's always fit the time with its colorful grain based wheat based food based cereal.
@growlie2676
4 жыл бұрын
A cooking game where you don't eat what you've made?
@ville666sora
4 жыл бұрын
From now on I'm going to call pot lids "pot hats".
@Eira_
4 жыл бұрын
This game's radio has a custom MP3 station you know what that means!
@avokadosauce2784
4 жыл бұрын
i would hire joel in my restaurant
@dingdongbells3314
4 жыл бұрын
Wow, this uploaded so fast that I haven't even had a chance to watch the VoD on Twitch yet. And it's literally like right before I'm going to bed, too. Ah, shit, here we go again. Edit: I see other streams he hasn't uploaded yet appearing one-by-one
@PumaPantalones
4 жыл бұрын
Cooking with Duane Gertski
@adamc2957
4 жыл бұрын
local swede makes absolute banger of a meal, then keeps it all to himself
@Vok250
4 жыл бұрын
Joel, why are you paranoid of bread boxes? XD
@Crocogator
4 жыл бұрын
Skipping through the video: "Uhh..." "Ah... "Uh..." "BITCH! BITCH!"
@Daz_The_Ratt
4 жыл бұрын
You can't spell champ without the pickles!!!
@CrraVideos
4 жыл бұрын
1:04:41 As a venezuelan. I confirm this
@perp5879
4 жыл бұрын
thumbnail looks flipping epical so far already love video
@Kimmie6772
4 жыл бұрын
Sketti is an abomination to pasta. If you're not going to use pasta sauce at least use a simple marinara. Also the fact there is just butter and no salt and pepper. Edit: RIP the fusilli some say its still being boiled to this day
@xiiiz5703
4 жыл бұрын
I want this to be animated really badly!
@Oshitbuddy7282
4 жыл бұрын
Fine, ill do it myself
@evoltscoffee
4 жыл бұрын
joel being scared of how people get ketchup out of the glass bottles is honestly big mood
@castellorizon
4 жыл бұрын
joel losing his mind over vacuuming a potato is amazing
@digitalgamer457
4 жыл бұрын
*sweeping
@Riverfilly153
4 жыл бұрын
Joel after rehab. 47:22
@lizart963
4 жыл бұрын
The bread part made me laughing so hard that I almost puked
@akaxjenkins
4 жыл бұрын
"medium-rare girl" are you 64?
@vargskelethorfull
4 жыл бұрын
GORDON, I AM 64 YEARS OLD.
@craigmarx8070
4 жыл бұрын
“Shit there were fucking burger buns in here? I’ve been using fucking bread...I’ve been using like hobo bread.” *almost choked to death on sandwich I was eating* 🤣
@LordFarquaad420
4 жыл бұрын
We need a colab of Joel and Sr Pelo
@bloodlessvr2823
3 жыл бұрын
I think the funniest part of the sausage bread dish is that i literally do that sometimes if i don’t have hotdog buns
@silverus3617
4 жыл бұрын
"I don't want vertical bread"
@kenshirome83
4 жыл бұрын
Fermented fish and rutabagas
@ZomgLolPants
4 жыл бұрын
Like a champ
@ahvixdood
4 жыл бұрын
like a champ :)
@psyspyder
4 жыл бұрын
Joel gonna cook up that ghost spaghetti
@fahr
4 жыл бұрын
v e r t i c a l b r e a d
@diehounderdoggenalt
4 жыл бұрын
I want Binging With Babish to make Ham Hockey.
@highyena4341
4 жыл бұрын
I hope the streamer made lot’s a spaghetti.
@loser7528
4 жыл бұрын
Popcorn is 4 minutes and you stop when you hear the popping getting far apart Leftovers are amazing excuse you Joel
@Dradeeus
4 жыл бұрын
People just starting the video might be surprised what Joel spends like 40 minutes doing.
@presleyjohnson605
4 жыл бұрын
can’t wait until we see joel curl potatoes in live action
@gwyn1076
3 жыл бұрын
That fucking music looping in the background is driving me crazy
@muhammadtantowijauhari8415
4 жыл бұрын
> Upgraded PC > Highest resolution uploaded to youtube still 720p
@sneezebiscuits7239
4 жыл бұрын
I think Joel really doesn't give a shit
@Poly_0000
4 жыл бұрын
good pc ≠ good internet
@harrisoncorey282
2 жыл бұрын
watching joel play mini putt with a broom, a bucket, and a potato, all while calling it curling is hilarious.
@femboy2015
4 жыл бұрын
He really starts giving instructions like Alantutorial a bit half past through the stream.
@trashpanda2147
4 жыл бұрын
45:32 The sketti demons
@Masterlegodude
4 жыл бұрын
This is the first time i've seen someone NOT try to cook/fry the propane tank and somehow set the kitchen on fire
@absolithink1117
4 жыл бұрын
cant wait for joel to play at ham hockey championships
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