The Hatsune Miku Murder Mystery Editor: Jack Clishem / jackclishem Main Channel / jerma985 Twitch Stream: / jerma985 Originally streamed/recorded on July 23rd, 2021
Miku is canonically 5’2”. Perfectly explains why she seemed about 7’ to Jerma.
@thatonestarmanintorobotics4319
2 жыл бұрын
Jerma laughing maniacally like a cartoon villain at ulala while she is being sucked away and then failing and struggling to grab the mic afterwards is one of the most Jerma things possible.
@Dunkacciino
2 жыл бұрын
It perfectly fits the cartoon villain vibe too
@therealandrew185
2 жыл бұрын
It's like the clip of the joker detonating a bomb but it doesn't go off so he messes with it.
@shannonfick7170
2 жыл бұрын
I also love how he tries to do his “villain redemption arc” and everyone ignores him
@adventurMan5
8 ай бұрын
I DON'T WANNA GO TO HELL
@Crypticole_
2 жыл бұрын
Can't believe Jerma is actually slightly taller than the bottom of his window sill. I thought he was shorter! Good for him.
@Grgrqr
2 жыл бұрын
His house was custom designed for him, don’t be fooled
@RalseiGaming
2 жыл бұрын
let me tell you the dollhouse streams were actually in a doll house
@briancronin6073
2 жыл бұрын
Proud of that character development
@sintua
2 жыл бұрын
When he pointed at the stand and said it was 6'3"... I'm 6'3", so I just imagined Jerma pointing up at my face like an excited child. 🤣
@deanc9195
2 жыл бұрын
I got second hand burns from that absolute scorcher
@YargMonster
2 жыл бұрын
8:40 INSANE streamer laughs at the simple mention of car accidents
@LordVader1094
2 жыл бұрын
God what a psycho
@vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvw
2 жыл бұрын
It's good to see him playing VR games that let him calm his murderous intents down, because any more and he would've snapped and gone out actually killing like all the way back in 1998.
@Suffer001
2 жыл бұрын
please don't bring that up it's a really sensitive topic for him, I'm sure nobody wants to remember brutally slaughtering 19 innocent children
@AdamKlownzinger
2 жыл бұрын
@@Suffer001 That’s true I don’t think it’s fair to dwell on Jerma’s past. He wasn’t in a good place mentally. And frankly those four additional elderly people were asking for it
@ButtonMasherReal
2 жыл бұрын
@@rustyskunks *number of victims found
@manboy4720
2 жыл бұрын
although he came into my house, set it on fire and then stole my grandpa's ashes, i'm sure he had a good reason to do it.
@AdamKlownzinger
2 жыл бұрын
@@manboy4720 he was just trying to find himself
@finalfroggitapproaches6418
2 жыл бұрын
The whole Miku section of the stream was amazing and nightmarish. Hearing Jerma say “nya~!” and do cat paws before fangirling over an apparently-not-eight-foot-tall Miku and then leaving her hanging was such a rollercoaster and I loved every second.
@coryman125
2 жыл бұрын
She is actually around 7 foot 7- Jerma is just so ridiculously tall that he towers over her
@birchtree6975
2 жыл бұрын
@@coryman125 nice try, jermas alt.
@Ardeact
2 жыл бұрын
@@coryman125 yeah his windows sill is like 7 feet off the ground
@themilkman6765
2 жыл бұрын
@@Ardeact Its not even a foot off the ground
@a.p.6580
2 жыл бұрын
Also the Alex Jones impression
@scarletmay9956
2 жыл бұрын
I love when Jerma's having fun, truly when he's at his best and funniest.
@lonerdo5431
2 жыл бұрын
I like how he’s a completely different person in VR. The power of such limitless freedom goes straight to his head and its amazing.
@ConstipatedLlama
2 жыл бұрын
15:05 being in the discord for this was great, when he revealed what he meant with that joke everyone just erupted at the implication that he has a corkscrew zenis. the best part was the mods lamenting him making their jobs harder
@MrBLARG85
2 жыл бұрын
I guess he’s a shower, not a grower.
@supershottyproblems
2 жыл бұрын
honestly shocking that that bathtub "joke" didn't become more infamous
@Mreoewwmrow
2 жыл бұрын
thats because the stream was really good, and some things were bigger highlights, the whole space channel 5 part of the stream was fucking gold watching live
@spiralcasket
2 жыл бұрын
Just seeing Hatsune Miku in a Jerma thumbnail sends shivers down my spine knowing the absolute chaos that would follow
@chelronin7843
2 жыл бұрын
I was absolutely shocked seeing it, also seeing Jerma trying to high five Miku was like a fever dream
@joelnub9547
2 жыл бұрын
i still love that the mere mention of a car accident is all it takes for jerma to bust out laughing
@pacmanrespector9552
2 жыл бұрын
Jerma gets shorter and shorter everytime he's on camera
@erfaniom9576
2 жыл бұрын
jerma could get less shorter and less shorter
@januszpawlacz1488
2 жыл бұрын
Lordosis, while giving him an impressive dumptruck, costed him quite a lot in height. By 2025 he will be looking like a 7 month pregnant woman.
@jamesdessent5984
2 жыл бұрын
It's like he made a deal with the devil to become a famous streamer, and in return had a curse put on him that makes him grow 1/4 of an inch shorter every time he turns the cam on. That's why he hates streaming with face cam so much
@GeorgeAndLennyGaming
2 жыл бұрын
@@januszpawlacz1488 what do you mean like that…. His dump truck will look like the womb of a pregnant woman?
@januszpawlacz1488
2 жыл бұрын
@@GeorgeAndLennyGaming he will have his spine so bent forward it will make his belly look pregnant.
@Hyper_1989
2 жыл бұрын
7:45 life-long HATSUNE MIKU fan screws up BIGGEST opportunity of his life.
@carto4028
2 жыл бұрын
Miku and jerma are honestly such a power couple. Cant believe he hasnt popped the question yet.
@noobnoob8922
2 жыл бұрын
Yes. That question which is regularly popped. Umm... which question?
@romansapp5219
2 жыл бұрын
Or the cherry
@GNOMgaming
2 жыл бұрын
@@noobnoob8922 The question is - what is the question.
@h.singular9613
2 жыл бұрын
@@noobnoob8922 The question for Miku. The question specifically prepared for Miku. Miku's question.
@friendist9323
2 жыл бұрын
@@GNOMgaming The question is also- what is the cherry?
@boodle399
2 жыл бұрын
"you were in a car accident" *Jerma bursts out laughing* god he really does have some kinda thing for car crashes as even the MENTION of an accident makes him chuckle
@theo1216
2 жыл бұрын
Woah. Not a single dislike. This just goes to show how much dominating power Jeremy Elbertson has over his followers.
@nessesaryschoolthing
2 жыл бұрын
... (who wants to tell him?)
@twistedfox9445
2 жыл бұрын
I'm sorry Theo... the dislike button is not coming back
@ahoy_11
2 жыл бұрын
He lobbied to remove the dislikes
@zachprouty8595
2 жыл бұрын
@@ahoy_11 after a pr nightmare mr greenz lobbied against the dislike button
@MrJellyman223
2 жыл бұрын
@bean smell im guessing they knew and were playing along
@moistysquers
2 жыл бұрын
"G-Guys look! Everything in this camera looks so tiny!Isnt it WEIRD?Isn't it STRANGE?Truly a mystery." The fact that the first thing he mentions is the fact that everything is bigger than it looks in the camera is so fitting
@HKT-4300
2 жыл бұрын
The way Jerma specifically chooses to turn Ulala into a red Morolian and seconds later he’s poiting at said red Morolian and saying "Who the fuck is this guy" is why i love him.
@drknflx
2 жыл бұрын
im not even watching the game im just watching him move around like a maniac
@gegethedog
2 жыл бұрын
look at that silly little guy move :)
@kR-qj7rw
2 жыл бұрын
It's like a deranged murderous hobbit
@rtp6343
2 жыл бұрын
16:49 add this whole segment to the Jerma laughing at vehicle accidents compilation
@sevenmu6558
2 жыл бұрын
also 8:40
@RijaMo
2 жыл бұрын
7:45 this is such a classic moment
@Patrick.Weightman
2 жыл бұрын
16:40 Jerma is literally THE dirtiest fighter
@slurponaut
2 жыл бұрын
Well, it's not like he can reach much else
@lovedella6483
2 жыл бұрын
Seeing Miku and Jerma in the same universe is very scary but I enjoy the chaos
@AdamKlownzinger
2 жыл бұрын
Reformed gamer successfully performs the yoinky sploinky on camera, impresses THOUSANDS
@holidaypenguin
2 жыл бұрын
This is in the top ten Jerma streams for me. I watched the VOD before this and was laughing so hard. The out-of-nowhere Hatsune Miku appearance and jerma's reaction to it (and even knowing who Miku is) was too much. Editors remixed it with the dominos pizza miku ads. Further proof that Jerma makes every timeline the best one.
@rudeboyspodcast
2 жыл бұрын
Hard agree. This was a top 5 stream for me this year, easily.
@JackFroster
2 жыл бұрын
Dear god all of the clips from LA Noire honestly made me cry from laughing so hard. VR and Jerma are such a perfect combo.
@spaceistheplace2293
2 жыл бұрын
15:05 the infamous tub joke
@Xzeihoranth
2 жыл бұрын
A long time ago I said open-world games were Jerma's Kryptonite. We can now expand that list to VR games, and anything with a drivable vehicle. Even if it gets a full letter grade because of it.
@LordVader1094
2 жыл бұрын
8:00 Never thought I'd see Jerma quote Alyx Jones lol
@Ipokeyouwithastick8
2 жыл бұрын
Half life alyx
@sushiboy9513
2 жыл бұрын
I think he also quotes him in his seaman stream
@HJG3
2 жыл бұрын
8:26 This entire Honda/Toyota coma part I was just listening as I was shopping and if it werent for the mask people would have thought I was INSANE just chuckling to myself
@Gamed-dd7tj
2 жыл бұрын
To us jerma is the deranged one, yet to everyone else... we are the deranged ones how ironic
@Infestedhobo1
2 жыл бұрын
14:04 I know he says he's imitating that dog video, but I'll be damned if it's not also the best Nanalan impression I've ever heard
@FerretNoir
2 жыл бұрын
I knew jerma watched anime before this but I think this stream singlehandedly cemented him as a an OBSESSED WEEB
@Foolt24
2 жыл бұрын
MICROSCOPIC streamer hides how SMALL he is in NORMAL SIZED room
@fugyfruit
2 жыл бұрын
5:21 Jerma tries to bribe his priest to get into heaven
@fallenfrickenmeg3996
2 жыл бұрын
He’s standing in front of the teachers whiteboard
@evrynameistaken5
2 жыл бұрын
It was the "what car does jerma drive" guy who T-boned his car resulting in his Jacob's Ladder Hatsune Miku coma, all because he hates jerma's Honda Civic
@AbsentIntelligence
2 жыл бұрын
Jerma was born too early, he has everything it takes to be a Space Reporter. Look at that strut.
@LolaliciousSmiley
2 жыл бұрын
We give thanks to Jerma's spine for holding together throughout the stream.
@smirkingshark
2 жыл бұрын
Local streamer embarrasses himself in front of WORLDWIDE SUPERSTAR HATSUNE MIKU
@AWormsPurpose
2 жыл бұрын
I don’t get it? Did he purposely choose a house to make himself look 4’8”
@papertoymonsters2748
2 жыл бұрын
no thats just his height
@kai-in1xt
2 жыл бұрын
Why wouldn't he? Everyone wants to look taller than they are, I don't imagine he's any different.
@Anomen77
2 жыл бұрын
"I thought Miku was eight feet tall" Jerma please, the Miku giantess vore videos you've been watching are not cannon.
@ValisSoldier
2 жыл бұрын
Bruh moment right here, but when I got my VR headset I watched one of giantess Miku vore videos and haven't been in VR since. It was a wild ride.
@DrMario3077
2 жыл бұрын
@@ValisSoldier You did what?
@nohs8776
2 жыл бұрын
@@ValisSoldier some experiences simply cannot be topped
@dragonlogos1
2 жыл бұрын
@@ValisSoldier the willingness to just admit shit in the jerma fandom is sure something
@ValisSoldier
2 жыл бұрын
@@dragonlogos1 If it's any consolation, it was entirely by accident (or victim of circumstance is probably a better way of putting it). That probably raises more questions than answers, but figured I'd leave a comment as a cautionary tale.
@nabusvco
2 жыл бұрын
ABOSLUTELY DERANGED streamer tries to convince audience he is not short with a 6'3" pole.
@sneezebiscuits7239
2 жыл бұрын
How does he always manage to make himself look so small?
@jalcomics
2 жыл бұрын
I'm 6'3" and can confirm that Jerma would easily kill me in seconds
@carto4028
2 жыл бұрын
He would nipple at your ankles intill you bled out.
@RordamJ
2 жыл бұрын
@@carto4028 ...nipple?
@carto4028
2 жыл бұрын
@@RordamJ You heard what i said 😍
@KINGBublepop
2 жыл бұрын
14:00 Jerma quotes a dog
@awesometris999
2 жыл бұрын
in my day a stream like this would render jerma immobile for several months
@awesometris999
2 жыл бұрын
The game can be whatever it wants, we're all looking at the optical illusion room facecam. I know he's tiny but this is just ridiculous.
@itsyaboiguzma
2 жыл бұрын
Even a small anime girl jerma sees as a 8ft giant. That's our 2ft streamer.
@palytoxic
2 жыл бұрын
i never thought i’d see the day where a jerma video has hatsune miku in the thumbnail
@SagaciousDjinn
2 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: the fan base of Jerma985 are one of the highest populations to be subject to a Truman show type of environment.
@NicksZone1
2 жыл бұрын
Cmon. I saw the new video. Hand it over
@THX-1138
2 жыл бұрын
WHERE IS ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
@uhhhscizo6531
2 жыл бұрын
I remember these streams fondly, because I went to the center hill lake and watched these afterwards. A good day! A good day
@M1GPlutoski
2 жыл бұрын
The 10 seconds from 11:00 to 11:10 are pure gold, that laugh after the explosion really pushes it over the edge lmao
@comfygazer
2 жыл бұрын
deranged streamer refuses to high five world-famous digital japanese pop star
@Snorplicus
2 жыл бұрын
8:24 Bloodborne Make Contact Gesture
@BennySmith4366
2 жыл бұрын
4:26 is easily one of my top 3 favorite jokes from this year
@OwlBeef
2 жыл бұрын
Can’t wait for 700,000 games vr edition
@PaintraSeaPea
2 жыл бұрын
just here to collect my +2's for successfully getting my One Guy comment into a 2ndjerma video (i was SleepraSeaPea at 13:19) fun fact, he said "VIP that guy for 10 minutes" and then a mod actually gave me a free sub. i had no idea One Guys were rewarded like that.
@JellicleCatz
2 жыл бұрын
INSANE streamer left HATSUNE MIKU hanging, Miku will remember this.
@DankbeastPaul
2 жыл бұрын
The way jerma works the bolt with his left hand brings me physical pain
@NanN4n
2 жыл бұрын
I thought the bathtub joke was about him shitting in the tub lmao
@GavenJr
2 жыл бұрын
16:56 INSANE streamer gets his hands on STEERING WHEEL. First thing he does is PROVOKE an ACCIDENT and LAUGH about it
@spacedog12345
2 жыл бұрын
9:07 Jerma's impression of Pingu
@Penultimeat
2 жыл бұрын
8:40 Jerma still manages to laugh at a car accident in a game about dancing in space
@themedicine7237
2 жыл бұрын
“You ready, tough guy?” Are the last words you hear before you are dragged forcefully in and out of the void.
@fb2556
2 жыл бұрын
What I would give to see a random background character break Ulala's jaw with an overhead smash when you fail the game
@Viper-ft3tk
2 жыл бұрын
Jerma replicating Hibana in this thumbnail.
@supershottyproblems
2 жыл бұрын
jerma's alex jones impression is always on point
@ChaosTheoryDrozz
2 жыл бұрын
You know what they say: the camera subtracts 10 inches
@amicableenmity9820
2 жыл бұрын
"He's insane!" "I'm not, I'm normal." That's the conversation I have with myself every day.
@Antumarin
2 жыл бұрын
What's going on with that drug dealer sim video?
@djoecav
2 жыл бұрын
YEAH WHAT WAS THAT JEREMY
@jakeusan
2 жыл бұрын
second time an upload has notified me on his channel this week and it isn't available
@chippym8316
2 жыл бұрын
He send the WRONG video of him ACTUALLY selling "THC CBD sippy" to his local HIGH SCHOOL.
@stinkysoup2884
2 жыл бұрын
he *HATES* uploading
@craigory8123
2 жыл бұрын
i skipped halfway through this video and went from anime dancing or sum shit to saving private ryan
@ribps289
2 жыл бұрын
I blame Nintendo for the dissapearence of Warioware
@nightmonk4919
2 жыл бұрын
Jerma measured that bay station with his actual foot, that's why he thinks it's 6'4".
@valentinarodriguez1177
2 жыл бұрын
at least 3 videos have released and gone private, whats goin on?
@jhuganomics
2 жыл бұрын
That's what I was thinkin
@Dexiclon
2 жыл бұрын
14:02 I knew it was that dog video instantly that impression was spot on.
@50bottlesofpinklemonade
2 жыл бұрын
2:29 guys it uhhhhh It kinda looks like
@killaquween
2 жыл бұрын
Amœngüs
@AdamKlownzinger
2 жыл бұрын
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@Vikezor
2 жыл бұрын
Amogi
@disco8301
2 жыл бұрын
Jerma has an AOE status effect that makes everything in his surroundings look a foot shorter.
@cate01a
2 жыл бұрын
bruh where the newer video go>?????? :(((
@h1ppidippi
2 жыл бұрын
17:20 what it feels like to drive in a dream
@wojtek4351
2 жыл бұрын
that dancing game was actually pretty cool
@beck16
2 жыл бұрын
Jerma you're genuinely so hilarious! Thanks for making me laugh so often!
@theIargedude
2 жыл бұрын
jerma is replacing his organic parts with synthetic, calculating, cybernetics
@pogsothoth
2 жыл бұрын
From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the blessed machine. Your kind cling to your flesh as if it will not decay and fail you. One day the crude biomass that you call a temple will wither and you'll beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved. For the machine is immortal. Even in death i serve the Omnissiah
@somerandomname3124
2 жыл бұрын
Jerma inducing a seizure in VR in LA Noire was beautiful, truly something that only Jerma can do.
@hincaru
2 жыл бұрын
This video perfectly captures how fucking chaotic Jerma is. He became a villain when presented a 3 second window to be one.
@ballerrr273
2 жыл бұрын
12:26 is so funny to me and idk why
@PointsofData
2 жыл бұрын
"I don't know why everything looks so tiny on this camera!" has gotta be one of my favorite bits
@swaaws
2 жыл бұрын
14:00 legitimately made me sick to my stomach
@quaker47
2 жыл бұрын
why was he so unhinged during this one
@JagenRay
2 жыл бұрын
Hope the trend with these past three videos doesn't keep up and the team is able to get something through soon, know people put work into those that got taken down...
@258thHiGuy
2 жыл бұрын
I think it's really funny that he struggles to not say vocaloid
@cilginogrenci
Жыл бұрын
Jerma lives in one of those optical illusion sets Peter Jackson built to film the Shire scenes
@matchc0635
2 жыл бұрын
Jermas somehow getting more compact everytime we see his whole body in frame.
@XyphileousLF
2 жыл бұрын
If that bay station is 6' 5" then jerma is the ideal height. Not so short that it stands out, but not so tall that expectations are high. He's a man. A man of stature. Poised. Masculine. Compact.
@YourFatherVEVO
2 жыл бұрын
7:42 jerma fans
@FriskyThePacifist
2 жыл бұрын
i havent laughed this hard at a video in forever, fuckin love jerma hahahah
@LightCrib2
2 жыл бұрын
Those dancing aliens look pretty sus
@someoldcliche
2 жыл бұрын
smol thirsty jerma at 2:53
@b_sway
2 жыл бұрын
Not even a minute in and he's already trying to convince us he's not short
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