if you had a fake guru name: what would it be? I'm thinking mine would be CoffeeZillionaire
@oghenemarho5694
3 жыл бұрын
I think mine will be "Jacuzzi money"
@grilledgrass4181
3 жыл бұрын
Johnny "Easymoney" Cashflow. Catchy enough to be porn name
@alexho5769
3 жыл бұрын
Coffeesifu sounds nicer haha
@jeez5735
3 жыл бұрын
Youngest billionaire
@FullOptionRacing
3 жыл бұрын
Highroll Coiney McBallerson III
@imapisces0308
3 жыл бұрын
So he went to prison back in the day for scamming...and now has gone back to prison for...scamming. 🤦🏾♀️🤦🏾♀️🤦🏾♀️ I’m so tired.
@HELLISHHANDZ
3 жыл бұрын
That's his line 😂😂😂
@montgomeryfitzpatrick473
3 жыл бұрын
If you invest with someone who calls themselves "Dr. Cash", you deserve to be parted with your money
@i9incher
3 жыл бұрын
30 million dollar business, uses free stock footage and pictures. 🤣
@theaccountant5846
3 жыл бұрын
Gotta cut costs loll
@Shannon_Vlogs
3 жыл бұрын
I don’t know if i can trust someone without an 11 million dollar office
@samazwe
3 жыл бұрын
Me neither! hahaha
@jellydae
3 жыл бұрын
ouch cut him some slack sis he's 1 million short
@Shannon_Vlogs
3 жыл бұрын
@@jellydae 😂
@thesociallyawkwardgamer1738
3 жыл бұрын
@@jellydae a day late and a million dollars short c,:
@waterwomaninFL
Ай бұрын
Agreed
@nihilistichris8609
3 жыл бұрын
Its always reassuring when a guy who claims to have a 30 million dollar company uses audio that has the same quality of production as a doormat.
@Jennel8116
Ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@Pawnlust
3 жыл бұрын
"He claims to be this retired guy, instead he went to prison." Just a different point of view :p
@raymwanawevhu6000
3 жыл бұрын
This guy lived 2 roads down my friend 😂😂😂
@thatswhatshesaidbro
3 жыл бұрын
Lmaooooo retired from Society
@randolphjones4814
3 жыл бұрын
Yeah madoff never retired BIG BUBBA HAS BEEN REALLY WORKING MADOFF ASSHOLE REALLY GOOD BEING LOCKED UP WITH BIG BUBBA AND MADOFF ARE CELLIES BIG BUBBA TEARING IT UP TEARING IT UP
@ArtfulDodger566
3 жыл бұрын
Prison is also a form of retirement
@anthonystewart5215
3 жыл бұрын
he has penthouse suite in cell block C right near the prison Gun tower a spectacular view
@flioink
3 жыл бұрын
It's fascinating to me how people keep falling for the same "get rich quick" scams. All it takes is a few shining objects, a costume and promises of endless riches, usually packaged as an outrageously expensive "courses".
@oz_jones
3 жыл бұрын
Lizard brain just hits different
@SunOrRiver
3 жыл бұрын
It is sad my friend. They take advantage of people in really bad situations and the naive. You have to be a real heartless monster to be one of these guys
@JAYTLDN
3 жыл бұрын
I love that at 1:36 he had the balls to edit his crappy logo onto one of the all-time financial district landmarks in London. He definitely doesn’t have the facilities for that 😂 Big fan of the channel.
@grilledgrass4181
3 жыл бұрын
The last time I was this early, Dan Lok still have his rented mansion..
@samerm8657
3 жыл бұрын
😂👍
@JuancoPRoFlow
3 жыл бұрын
Had
@danielge9988
3 жыл бұрын
he shoots most of his videos in the bentley now hahahaha
@joanolgakeine6971
3 жыл бұрын
Daaaayyyuummmnnn
@snowmanggaming3708
3 жыл бұрын
I don't know why people want to ruin their entire reputation and be known as a scammer.
@SpencerCornelia
3 жыл бұрын
I guess Cornelia Cash is off the table for my new business program....
@Kimjongun19841
3 жыл бұрын
No, believe in yourself
@ristekostadinov2820
3 жыл бұрын
Spencer 10X Cornelia will be a good start
@ai_robozen
3 жыл бұрын
$pencer $tacks is up for grabs
@SpencerCornelia
3 жыл бұрын
@@ai_robozen $pencer $tacks is amazing hahahaha
@alainportant6412
3 жыл бұрын
Cornelius Vanderbilt ( 1794, 1877 ) was an American business magnate who built his wealth in railroads and shipping.
@curlyfro97
3 жыл бұрын
My fake guru name would be Austin Assets, "here to show you how you can make sure your investments are Assets, and NOT liabilities..."
@bblwarrantydepartment981
3 жыл бұрын
As someone who rents out venues, never trust someone selling you something at a hote venue
@cybermonkey4985
3 жыл бұрын
A cup of Coffeezilla a day keeps the scammers away
@MidnightIam
3 жыл бұрын
How's this for a scammer name: pastor Creflo Dollar
@othienoburton5432
3 жыл бұрын
Ahh the old I’m a pastor scam
@RjTheTrigun
3 жыл бұрын
Hell they should go after the vatican for keeping all those pedophiles on the low.
@48forks
3 жыл бұрын
Lol creflo dollar. Is that dude still in business??
@RjTheTrigun
3 жыл бұрын
@@48forks hell yeah and the rest of those pastors taking people's money and giving them false hope.
@riastr0
3 жыл бұрын
@@RjTheTrigun wait, he's still alive?!?!?! I haven't heard about him in years lmaooo. What did he do?
@CaseyBurnsInvesting
3 жыл бұрын
His name is CASH! Believe him! 12% GUARANTEED!
@thatswhatshesaidbro
3 жыл бұрын
And 88% chance he’s going back to jail
@vocalpro
3 жыл бұрын
We know someone's screwed when the whistle starts lol 😂😂😂😂
@einmann3252
3 жыл бұрын
Yes. The funniest part.
@girlsworld123p
3 жыл бұрын
This guy is a walking American Greed episode
@MissTia777
3 жыл бұрын
How do you have the patience to investigate all these snake oil salesmen??? It's too many of them!
@vsamourkas
Жыл бұрын
"Don't trust anybody with the name of Cash." How about Johnny Cash? You broke my heart Coffee, you broke my heart.
@infinitelybanta
11 ай бұрын
Seems like trusting him is a good way to fall into a burning ring of fire!
@nicholasfitz
3 жыл бұрын
Just wow. I actually know a real Dr. Cash. No joke, he is one of the primary physicians in a facility that I held my very first nursing position at. Really nice guy and very knowledgeable. I always thought that his name was so cool lol. Dr. Shelby Cash.
@dominnique2773
3 жыл бұрын
That is a SUPER cool name
@hareecionelson5875
2 жыл бұрын
Better than Dr Weedon or Dr Splatt (both Urologists)
@insouciantFox
Жыл бұрын
@Hareecio Nelson I had a linguistics teacher named Dr. Word in college.
@FinancialShinanigan
3 жыл бұрын
I mean he was arrested so he knows how not to get arrested, that's some valuable lessons!
@emmanuelboakye1124
3 жыл бұрын
Man people need to do research on these gurus.thx coffee👍
@TheMysteriousGunner
3 жыл бұрын
Dr. Terrence Cash face in the thumbnail gives me courage the cowardly dog villain vibes
@MindfulAttraction2.0
3 жыл бұрын
Seafood is back!!
@teem7303
3 жыл бұрын
😂
@majinblackgear5bankaisuper151
3 жыл бұрын
Shouldn’t you be getting ready for a dmt retreat in Mexico
@ClanNamedHipNotic
3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@Martin-Juan
3 жыл бұрын
Did you mean shifu ?
@MindfulAttraction2.0
3 жыл бұрын
@@majinblackgear5bankaisuper151 😇😇😇😇
@MindOverFinance
3 жыл бұрын
Awww man! That BMW thing you mention at 4:32 gave me the shivers. I got caught up in a scam like that. It forced me to file bankruptcy a little over a decade ago.
@TruthTiger
3 жыл бұрын
Dr. Diamonds Money Cashflow; PHD in wealth creation, that is my new name, it is who I am and it will manifest.
@TruthTiger
3 жыл бұрын
@max steel I like your enthusiasm Max, but I need to be sure that this is the right course for you. Do you want have a 9 figure income? Do you want to finally be happy and fulfilled? Do you you want to bow and worship me? Will you stick to it no matter what? Will you make any sacrifice necessary? Do you crave use and abuse? Are you gullible person who doesn't ask questions? My schedule is very busy, so you're going to need to convince me to let you into the program. Tell why you would be worth Dr. Diamonds Money Cashflows time.
@stanger963
3 жыл бұрын
@@TruthTiger Loool
@horacejasperable
3 жыл бұрын
@@TruthTiger 😂
@JamesHahnII
3 жыл бұрын
I get so fired up when motivational speakers read their speech off a monitor!
@mobee7051
3 жыл бұрын
Seeing John Crestani's picture pinned to the board in the background cracks me up real badly 😂
@punishedvenomsnake716
3 жыл бұрын
This guy looks like Ainsley Harriott's evil twin
@MrGGGarone
3 жыл бұрын
Yeahhhahhh boiiii
@mroctober3657
3 жыл бұрын
Ready, Steady, Cook (the books).
@Tomi_janet15
3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@shanky8119
3 жыл бұрын
This dudes a Madoff? His real name is Terrence.
@paulorumor6881
3 жыл бұрын
And Terrence lives at home with both parents
@lonestarr1707
3 жыл бұрын
@@paulorumor6881 And Terrence parents have a real good marriage
@VLS0009
3 жыл бұрын
@@lonestarr1707 terrence dont wanna battle he shook
@lonestarr1707
3 жыл бұрын
@@VLS0009 shook cuz he bout to be locked 🔒 up
@biglou2n
3 жыл бұрын
He scared to look at his yearbook, F CICA
@yanik.ottenbreit
3 жыл бұрын
Yes! Watching 18 seconds after posting. Been waiting for you all week Coffee!
@rentristandelacruz
3 жыл бұрын
Our favorite hobbit fake guru investigator is back!
@jimmyboy1582
3 жыл бұрын
Is it really that bad? That people will always fall for these scams. I was invited to two Primerica scams in my life. Never spent any money on them but why do these scams still exist?
@barbarajck1
3 жыл бұрын
These videos are so informative. Thank you for spreading the info with a low of humor!!
@zexalinishere
3 жыл бұрын
Yo. I am so glad I got you recommended to me because you’re genuinely amazing. Now this is quality content delivered by a phenomenal personality. Keep up the great work man
@InnocentThief
3 жыл бұрын
Guys Kim Kardashian has a more enlightened mind set than us
@FatToDaCat
3 жыл бұрын
The fact that his name is actually Chalk instead of Cash is hilarious
@Emsyaz
3 жыл бұрын
The fact that hes black and his last name is Chalk is even funnier.
@stanger963
3 жыл бұрын
I wish it were this easy to fund scientific research, or collect money for charity or ill people. The tragedy of humanity
@RevolutionaryThinking
3 жыл бұрын
The difference between us and jerks who do these things is that they’re willing to be hypocrites scumbags and backstabbers.
@alainportant6412
3 жыл бұрын
but deep down you envy their balls
@RevolutionaryThinking
3 жыл бұрын
@@alainportant6412 nope I just think they’re worthless pieces of crap.
@starlord7548
3 жыл бұрын
He just read "Rich dad poor dad" in prison and thought I can sell this 😂😂😂
@zippyblessed839
3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@hurdur6828
3 жыл бұрын
“The Discount Version of Bernie Madoff” coffeezilla why did u change it :(
@doctorcameltoe
3 жыл бұрын
my guy pulled out the magnet stick as a pointer 😂🤣😂
@d__1957
3 жыл бұрын
He was even using a derivative of John Legend's "Green Light" in his video. 🤦♂️
@Aspi3Gam3r
3 жыл бұрын
I know its practically common sense by now, but screw it, I'll say it once more with clarity! Anybody who claims to teach you "how to get rich" or offers you a "money making course"... RUN IN THE OTHER DIRECTION!!!
@kaorumugen991
3 жыл бұрын
Not really, there are legitimate millionaires offering legitimate advice and explaining how they got there. Point is, never pay for the information because it's available for free. Courses are always ridiculously overpriced remixes of freely available information. People bite because they're lazy and can't be bothered to look anything up themselves, they want someone to spoonfeed them and hold their hand through the entire process, which just isn't how business works. Everyone just wants the end result without putting in any of the work required to actually get there, and all kinds of "gurus" capitalize on it really well. If we're being honest, anyone who thinks that paying a few hundred/thousand bucks to some dude on the internet will magically make them rich is an idiot that deserves to get scammed. They're not paying for the courses, they're paying for a first-hand lesson in naivety.
@kwanele.gumede
3 жыл бұрын
"Enlightened and expansive mindset" Guess prison really does shift one's perspective
@vienogola1421
3 жыл бұрын
He changed his name to Cash... clearly he got his PhD from an unknown island.
@Oakdieu
3 жыл бұрын
I wish these scam merchants would just all fade away, sick of their predatory lying, faces.
@mynamejeb8743
3 жыл бұрын
You cant teach people how to be rich no matter what you want to believe. you can only teach people how to be financially responsible
@respectkev5136
3 жыл бұрын
Need to talk about Derek Moneyberg
@SteveWiIIDolt
3 жыл бұрын
He reeks of a fake guru
@prelovedbargainsandantique2245
3 жыл бұрын
Ummmm yeah so I have a real business if anyone wants to see and buy anything.........great Xmas gifts!
@drengillespie
7 ай бұрын
I swear, we’re getting closer to “Send me $19.99 hear how to avoid scams” by the second. If you were financially set, you’d won’t tell a soul how to do it.
@fraterdeusestveritas2022
3 жыл бұрын
Coffeezilla please make videos about World Economic Forum scams. It is the motherlode of all scams!
@poorchristopher15
3 жыл бұрын
The "million dollar man " Ted DiBiase was actually a WWF star. I use to go to his shows. He was cool.
@jeez5735
3 жыл бұрын
My dude the coffeezilla army needs more vids
@MrMatthias
3 жыл бұрын
Does this mean I can't even trust Johnny Cash?! What a world
@Chxhsg662
3 жыл бұрын
Neanderthal: “Make money quick” 2000 IQ: “Generate passive income each month”
@whereswaldo5644
3 жыл бұрын
To be fair, jail is similar to forced retirement.
@D4n21
3 жыл бұрын
You should post clips from your longer podcasts for people who don't have time to check it out
@stanger963
3 жыл бұрын
You should watch them completely, I promise
@Coffeezilla
3 жыл бұрын
I do lol.... it's called the Drip and it's a separate channel.
@insiderperson18279
3 жыл бұрын
@@Coffeezilla Probably would've known if you simply added it to your channels page 😅
@tch2296
Жыл бұрын
I'm so glad I found this channel Some of the best roasting available
@bortexgaming3972
2 жыл бұрын
When he said let’s see his name, I said I bet it’s going to be something like Terrance lmao I was right this one time.
@forexsniper6061
3 жыл бұрын
I like how in the background, everything all goes back to Dan Lok
@londonitv902
3 жыл бұрын
That skyscraper at 1:37 is located in docklands, london, England. it DOES NOT have that logo of Greenlight.
@mjstow
3 жыл бұрын
What about Steve Austin, "The Six Million Dollar Man"? Was he a scammer? Anyway, great detective work CZ.
@ai_robozen
3 жыл бұрын
“The average NBA player...” *cough! cough! lies! cough 😷 *
@sr-fw7xk
3 жыл бұрын
that board with Sifu in the middle is crazy LOL I see Crestani doesn`t have a direct connection with Lock ;D
@ferenjianboard
3 жыл бұрын
Keep up the good work and keep sharing knowledge! Stay safe and awesome everyone!
@kuj2887
2 жыл бұрын
1,7 million dollars to pay bills?! That guy must be DSP.
@mountainman6172
3 жыл бұрын
1:38 eerrrrm.... That's the One Canada Square loool.
@questionmark1152
3 жыл бұрын
4milly and the Big Bern shouldn't even be in the same sentence.
@thegiftedteacher
3 жыл бұрын
You forgot to mention my favorite, Coffee: Jason Capital...best name ever.
@DaddychiLL6
3 жыл бұрын
Did they just say a 9 figure ipo and sold for 8 figures 😩😂😂😂😂😂😂💀
@mrwallstreet1
3 жыл бұрын
Oh s*** I'm watching the video and I realize that I know this guy Terrence cash on a personal basis LOL I've not talked to him in about 10 years but I know him personally and have his contact information and everything. I believe we even connected on LinkedIn. Wow LOL
@VincentNoot
3 жыл бұрын
Robert Kiyosaki was into all kinds of dishonest stuff too before he became "famous" through his books and overpriced seminars.
@SteveWiIIDolt
3 жыл бұрын
Such as?
@VincentNoot
3 жыл бұрын
@@SteveWiIIDolt Got kicked out of the military for misbehavior, then he attended an event called "Money and You" where he figured out that you can charge people tons of money if you have them attend an event where they hug each other and have good feelings about money, with the delusion of getting rich. It's a typical self-help scam where they keep preaching mindset. He's also gone bankrupt once or twice, something he conveniently fails to mention in his speeches. I've heard of all kinds of real estate seminars where they let you in for free, then try to upsell you on a 3,000 dollar gold program and then a 40,000 platinum secret circle or whatever crap. All of these gurus don't make their money with what they preach but with preaching it. I've listened to the book "Rich Dad Poor Dad." There are some good thoughts about money like creating passive income streams and not paying off your house immediately when you see better opportunities; but there is also a lot of misinformation and the whole premise of the book feels manipulative. Aside from that, his two dads from the book never existed, of course.
@lombardo141
3 жыл бұрын
I wish I had the balls to get out of jail and just go out and make 4 million dollars.
@drake.707
Жыл бұрын
I guess it should also be said that Dr. Dre is also not a doctor.
@FilmmakerJ
3 жыл бұрын
That's not a magazine. That's a toothpaste box for dentures.
@jossecarballo318
3 жыл бұрын
Bruh is that Roberto Blake in the audience at 4:57 with the blue cap
@StallionStudios1234
3 жыл бұрын
And here I thought his name was really Dr. Cash because he is the doctor! 76 months.. Yikes thats over 6 years.
@hope46sf
Жыл бұрын
Thank you!
@talyahr3302
3 жыл бұрын
People be so BOLD to just lie SO HARD
@MachMultiple
Жыл бұрын
Ight, time to change my last name to quadrillion-dollar.
@edwinlee2343
3 жыл бұрын
I have a 30 million dollar a year business. But it is losing market share, it is not turning a profit, it is FCF negative, and it is over leveraged. Buy my book.
@Npnpnp468
3 жыл бұрын
We need you bro 😭 ur the only one exposing so well
@Jonathan2342
3 жыл бұрын
The reason why the little guys do it is because they see guys getting away with it. The big guys get away with it because they control the markets.
@kebuhrogers
3 жыл бұрын
The greenlight logo on that jet is surely photoshopped
@alexanderswander8176
3 жыл бұрын
What the ...? When he said why do I hear sirens, I heard sirens outside of my house.
@davidmaynardprospecting
3 жыл бұрын
I remember a televangelist named Greflo Dollar
@jonashammar8907
3 жыл бұрын
Thank you for exposing the fake gurus.
@THEGREENHELIUM
3 жыл бұрын
That school Cash referenced is also very shady. I looked up to see if they are accredited and they are questionable at best and a down right diploma mill at worst. Yikes!
@rosem6604
3 жыл бұрын
If one self-proclaims to be the bestest, I stay away.
@Realn1gg4-ez4jf
3 жыл бұрын
Funny thing is I have hiked (for close to 3 months) in the Himalayas, without a guide. It was definitely doable and was way more rewarding. So yeah doc, how you like me now
@A.Campbell
3 жыл бұрын
I used to be broke, I still am. But I used to too
@codytackett7373
3 жыл бұрын
I stared with nothing and still have most of it left
@keiharris332
3 жыл бұрын
"Yeah, make out a check in my last name: Cash... yeah, nothing else, just make it payable to cash..."
@abdiwahaabnoor5949
3 жыл бұрын
Dan Penis disagrees
@sqirrelboy
3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣😹😹😹
@mountainman6172
3 жыл бұрын
Abti cade iska dhig! 😂
@abdiwahaabnoor5949
3 жыл бұрын
@@mountainman6172 Haye
@MatthewWeeks
3 жыл бұрын
I can’t believe you didn’t mention the awful photoshop on the plane and the building at the start! Building is in Canary Wharf in London 😂
You know what, there's considering the source, telling half truths or sprinkling truths in with lies, and more. It's hard to navigate when you're new to that space. Just like MLMs and self-help.
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