Makes you wonder what pre-Rome 2 CA own fantasy Total War could have been
@Dino_Stan
6 ай бұрын
it would've been so cursed
@sethgaston8347
6 ай бұрын
Imagine the Total-ly not Ghost of Tshushima, Shogun II hack and slash game. I would have beautiful MY LORD 🥹
@leventekingvevo72
6 ай бұрын
Now we need a remake of this, it needs to be over 150gb
@Dino_Stan
6 ай бұрын
Yes.
@traxtan6694
6 ай бұрын
Day 1 patch 68.3 gb
@erikprobably
6 ай бұрын
Holy hell, what a blast from the past. This game on GameCube was practically my childhood.
@Dino_Stan
6 ай бұрын
I wish my mom would've let me get this
@erikprobably
6 ай бұрын
@@Dino_Stan I got it as a hand me down from my brother so luckily I got to skip that part.
@pedrotbird5426
6 ай бұрын
I have legit never heard of this but it's gotta be the most early 2000's thing ever
@Dino_Stan
6 ай бұрын
Its awesome just because its so 2000s
@gentlesirpancakebottoms6692
6 ай бұрын
Yeah it truly is. Back in the day I kinda didn't like it because of it. The graphics are good for a 6th gen console game, they have a very good artstyle. And the gameplay is very good. I remember the story to be a bit meh. It was mostly there to serve the gameplay. But nowdays I love the novelty of how early 2000s it is. In the early 2000's it was a bit jaring. But now it's refreshing:P
@MidlifeCrisisJoe
6 ай бұрын
What's really wild is that not only does this game exist, but it had a sequel almost no one ever played and not everyone is even aware it was pseudo sequel because they changed the name at the last sec before release. It WAS Viking: Total Warrior, back when they were trying to turn this into a series, but it got renamed to Viking: Battle for Asgard, which just made everyone think it was totally generic.
@Dino_Stan
6 ай бұрын
I own the viking one, i could make a vid on it lmao
@lucanahuelleiss1454
6 ай бұрын
whaaaaaaat. i can believe it has another game
@Ilikeguitarsandcats
5 ай бұрын
What???? You should absolutely make a vid on that one
@Dino_Stan
5 ай бұрын
In the future it will be done
@theicepickthatkilledtrotsk658
6 ай бұрын
The CA console team is such a weird dev. To their name they have this, Alien Isolation(which was great) and the cancelled Hyenas. That's it.
@Dino_Stan
6 ай бұрын
Now they are gone I think
@kockovod7850
6 ай бұрын
Goebbels thought he was the god of total war, but now i see it is Dinosaur Standard.
@David-bh7hs
6 ай бұрын
Dino is goebbels great grandson
@clodsworth
6 ай бұрын
This video awakened so many memories that I remembered not only my childhood, but also one of my past lives as a horse farmer in ancient Mesopotamia. Thanks Dino
@sethgaston8347
6 ай бұрын
*horse breeder Horse farming has been forbidden ever since Sargon introduced crop rotation for his Equine fields and the influx of stallions brutally kicked all his shrines to pieces. I too miss watering my mares 🥲
@Dino_Stan
6 ай бұрын
Life was good before Sargon came and changed everything up just because he conquered us.
@clodsworth
6 ай бұрын
@@sethgaston8347 That's the one thing historians don't tell you... We used to grow horses in the fields... Revisionism is real, wake up sheeple...
@anfi8673
6 ай бұрын
Did you know that the game has a secret boss, kratos, if you beat him he will start god of warring all over the screen
@Dino_Stan
6 ай бұрын
fact checked by real ca patriots
@Albanian_crusader
6 ай бұрын
Imagine if this video becomes the most watched dino stan video and then dino stan becoms a Spartan warrior youtuber
@Dino_Stan
6 ай бұрын
The dream
@Albanian_crusader
6 ай бұрын
@@Dino_Stan W dream ✨ 🔥🔥
@anakinsimpwalker4095
6 ай бұрын
I love how the main character looks like this homeless rando going into battle with no armor.
@Dino_Stan
6 ай бұрын
his attitude and sharp wit will protect him
@nickmargaritis3263
6 ай бұрын
It's been so many fucking years since I have seen that loading screen. This must be one of the most unhinged games ever made.
@Dino_Stan
6 ай бұрын
its so aware of what it is
@nickmargaritis3263
6 ай бұрын
@@Dino_Stan we need to get back to when Devs had self awareness lol. And also they made unhinged games
@Fireground42
6 ай бұрын
Holy shit I've been trying to remember the name of this game forever, it's been locked away as some vague childhood memory. Big thanks Dino Stan
@Dino_Stan
6 ай бұрын
np, the memories are free
@lucasnadamas9317
6 ай бұрын
Dinostan has escaped from 2d videogames into 3d videogames he needs to he contained
@Dino_Stan
6 ай бұрын
freedom
@rasmussrensen2029
6 ай бұрын
Played this as a kid. I enjoyed it.
@reallyFrogman
6 ай бұрын
This ned DinoStan video is almost as cool as me fixing the plumbing in my home so I can shit in the toilet again.
@Dino_Stan
6 ай бұрын
the Swedish sagas
@reallyFrogman
6 ай бұрын
@@Dino_Stan Too long I've had to walk into the forest with a bucket (2 days)
@jeb8030
6 ай бұрын
These total war vids is just for DinoStan to convince CA to make him the next Narrator for the next TW game
@Dino_Stan
6 ай бұрын
It will happen one day
@temblorjamesronald9427
6 ай бұрын
Before Kratos, there was Dino Stan that prevented Rome to conquer Greece, the Real OG
@Dino_Stan
6 ай бұрын
historians don't want you to know this
@nickdos6218
6 ай бұрын
I listen to this game's soundtrack at the gym unironically
@Dino_Stan
6 ай бұрын
it is very kino
@TacSon
6 ай бұрын
This was my childhood hit game along with God of War 2, Dragon Ball Budokai Tenkaichi 3, Star Wars The Force Unleashed and the Lego games.
@Dino_Stan
6 ай бұрын
those are the classic games
@KiljiArslan
6 ай бұрын
I like how it tells me this is Age of Mythology.
@Dino_Stan
6 ай бұрын
They know the truth
@helperinokripperino8885
6 ай бұрын
Thank you for playing this awesome game Mr. Literally Me -Ryan Gosling
@Dino_Stan
6 ай бұрын
we are all ryan
@WinnieTehPoop
5 ай бұрын
I lost it back in the days when i saw medusa hooked on that missile launcher. Should have been Uwe Boll movie.
@Dino_Stan
5 ай бұрын
That would be perfect
@ryanrusch3976
6 ай бұрын
Man, this feels like the Fallout Brotherhood of Steel for Total War
@Dino_Stan
6 ай бұрын
Yeah lmao
@sirrow9461
6 ай бұрын
This game captured the concept of having an army with you so well
@Dino_Stan
6 ай бұрын
I'm surprised the ps2 could handle it
@Georgostsimemoglou
6 ай бұрын
Dude I played this so much and I still play it.There is a demo,a promo and a dvd game version of it that I own.They are wonderful😢
@Dino_Stan
6 ай бұрын
I miss demo disk
@jacobforbes9092
6 ай бұрын
bro this is actually one of my favourite games of all time. Still go back to play it every few years
@Dino_Stan
6 ай бұрын
Sparta calls you home
@Jaynaa
6 ай бұрын
Jason Isaacs voiced the purple robed Roman boss later in the game. Don't know why he was in this but
@Dino_Stan
6 ай бұрын
lmao he always pops up where you least expect him
@wanshitong7877
6 ай бұрын
bro this game was fire thank you for making me relive the memories dino, gonna boot up this bad boy on my emulator.
@Dino_Stan
6 ай бұрын
its a little tricky, i had to increase speed to stop the lag
@lanleskovec8697
6 ай бұрын
This is some illegal knowlage
@Dino_Stan
6 ай бұрын
ca will kill me soon after making this knowledge known
@matteoricca2128
6 ай бұрын
This game is so weird, it looks kinda good but damn if it isnt clunky
@Dino_Stan
6 ай бұрын
it plays well until you stop fighting lmao, platforming is so weird
@craigdoran7873
6 ай бұрын
No fucking way Dino is playing the most kino game of 2005. I didn't have a memory card and played this shit over and over till I could complete it in one run
@Dino_Stan
6 ай бұрын
I was the same way with my ps2 games, i had to do that with ice age 2 the game
@craigdoran7873
6 ай бұрын
@@Dino_Stan I think this is how speedrunning was born
@danielestrada5366
6 ай бұрын
Thanks Dino, you never miss with these videos.
@Dino_Stan
6 ай бұрын
Thank you 😎
@iamarandomdude3891
6 ай бұрын
Salute to the men who just stood there and got blasted to oblivion
@Dino_Stan
6 ай бұрын
they are stoic
@Ozkar6710
6 ай бұрын
This was my childhood and the reason i discover total war saga thank you for making this video ❤️
@Dino_Stan
6 ай бұрын
No problem, a lot of people seemed to have played this game as kids
@rutabega8348
6 ай бұрын
Another Dino Stan classic
@gentlesirpancakebottoms6692
6 ай бұрын
Leonidas has a better hairline than me. And probably many other who is old enough to remember this game:P
@Dino_Stan
6 ай бұрын
i hope my hairline will be like his one day
@toothmankingtoothmanking7979
6 ай бұрын
The first 50 seconds, and I'm already dead laughing, thank you for the upload.
@Dino_Stan
6 ай бұрын
No problem, thanks for watching
@CT--ox2iu
6 ай бұрын
Never seen this game before, really enjoyed watching you play it
@Dino_Stan
6 ай бұрын
Thanks, its kinda forgotten
@lucasportasio
6 ай бұрын
Bro i played the shit out of this as a kid, called it blue God of war, never knew it was a total war game 😂
@Dino_Stan
6 ай бұрын
Blue god of war is a classic name
@sunboi15
6 ай бұрын
Anothwr fantastic video from Dino. I honestly never played this one my.first experience was Rome 1. It's funny seeing the goofy shenanigans used to do.
@Dino_Stan
6 ай бұрын
Back when ca had soul
@Alfred_Leonhart
6 ай бұрын
Best intro hands down
@mr.8-bit800
6 ай бұрын
Me and Dino are actually real Spartans. We wuz Spartans if you will.
@orestpaja2531
6 ай бұрын
Dinostan should play Ryse,son of Rome next
@Dino_Stan
6 ай бұрын
real
@lucasnadamas9317
6 ай бұрын
I know you're normally a 1 and done type guy but can we get a part 2 of this sometime it was too good
@Dino_Stan
6 ай бұрын
i could, gotta see how people like this one
@rightfeelI
6 ай бұрын
recently bought a ps2 with the boys to play like the good old times
@Dino_Stan
6 ай бұрын
thats awesome
@heirofwesteros
6 ай бұрын
Brooo i used to love this game so much
@soviet_tank_lover
6 ай бұрын
Unironically a really good hack and slash game, great ps2 game.
@Dino_Stan
6 ай бұрын
A classic game
@tarraux5971
6 ай бұрын
Why is dino-chan so obsessed with hairlines?
@Dino_Stan
6 ай бұрын
I have to stop before I jinx mine
@F01V02i
6 ай бұрын
This game that made my 7 year old ass think that Rome 2 would be a great game
@Dino_Stan
6 ай бұрын
i feel that
@theunionofficialgovernment472
6 ай бұрын
You can tell it’s a 2005 game because it copies a lot of environmental designing from Resident Evil 4
@Dino_Stan
6 ай бұрын
lmao
@fernandocast435
6 ай бұрын
i truly loved this game and when god of war came out (and i never played it) i thought it was a sequel to this
@Dino_Stan
6 ай бұрын
one day kratos and the spartan will meet I hope
@norwalk2630
6 ай бұрын
Imagine if these hack and slash takeover machanics were in the original Rome tw, would've been revolutionary.
@Dino_Stan
6 ай бұрын
what could've been
@decantabriaball938
6 ай бұрын
Anothewer chapter on dinostans glorious crusader againt hairline loss
@Dino_Stan
6 ай бұрын
I need to stop making those jokes before I jinx my hairline
@decantabriaball938
6 ай бұрын
Happens to the best of us
@RandomAutist
6 ай бұрын
I was wondering, how the fuck are you gonna play a Total War game on console, then the gameplay started...
@elzilcho1091
6 ай бұрын
Underrated content
@Dino_Stan
6 ай бұрын
Thanks
@imagine_you_are_a_burger
6 ай бұрын
This game has those crackhouse vibes you just cant find anymore. They font make em like they used to!
@Dino_Stan
6 ай бұрын
we must harness the crack vibe
@sunrisesparkle6363
2 ай бұрын
>Spartan Total Warrior >is a manlet
@Dino_Stan
2 ай бұрын
Tallest man in ancient Greece
@dirtbound3358
6 ай бұрын
Dino Stan uploaded again? heck yeah
@Dino_Stan
6 ай бұрын
heck yes
@yokez
6 ай бұрын
New Assassin's Creed DLC
@disce.
6 ай бұрын
How did you even find this? Crazy!
@Dino_Stan
6 ай бұрын
I'm a sage. I seek knowledge
@kuchom
6 ай бұрын
What a shame total warrior never took off I have fond and angry memories of this game we could've had roman total warrior, samurai total warrior, ashigaru total warrior. Hope you cover the whole game
@Dino_Stan
6 ай бұрын
I could if people really want
@thatoneguyyouseearound7112
6 ай бұрын
This game looks pretty cool, unfortunately I never had a Ps2
@Dino_Stan
6 ай бұрын
rip the ps2 was the coolest thing ever when I was a kid
@JanJansen985
6 ай бұрын
I remember the end of this game being prettt hard
@Dino_Stan
6 ай бұрын
I'm afraid to play that far
@JanJansen985
6 ай бұрын
@@Dino_Stan this game is very nice All the weapons you get are very fun
@teenfin
5 ай бұрын
Why everybody in this game, look like they all taking a really painful shit by their face impressions🤣🤣
@Dino_Stan
5 ай бұрын
Because they're angry
@grim4733
6 ай бұрын
I played the demo for this on the original Xbox demo discs they'd give out when I was like 5 You should play Kingdom Under Fire
@Dino_Stan
6 ай бұрын
I can try to look at that
@fazlimh8711
6 ай бұрын
This games is the dark souls for a kid me
@bariuslippius
6 ай бұрын
man i remember loving this game on the ps2 but the memory card got corrupt and i gave up ):
@Dino_Stan
6 ай бұрын
that is painful to read, rip memory card
@MishaBrancato
6 ай бұрын
what is it with everybody using "kino" how the hell did that word become popular. good vid
@Dino_Stan
6 ай бұрын
It's just like saying "this is cinema" its just funny to say
@kisdaflag
6 ай бұрын
Yo this is sick
@Dino_Stan
6 ай бұрын
it'd be funny if they did this stuff again
@JVKirilko
6 ай бұрын
Damn! I forgot about this game, i used to play this in my ps2, here did you get it?
@Dino_Stan
6 ай бұрын
I just had the iso and mounted it to my ps2 emulator
@tonytruong8491
6 ай бұрын
will we see a part 2?
@Dino_Stan
6 ай бұрын
it could if people want it
@crispchip420
6 ай бұрын
You should play Kessen 2 if you've got a PS2 emulator - incredible game
@Dino_Stan
6 ай бұрын
that one does look cool actually.
@umutcetinkaya9069
6 ай бұрын
Where do i buy this game!!!
@Dino_Stan
6 ай бұрын
only ca can sell it, if you know their secret handshake then its yours
@umutcetinkaya9069
6 ай бұрын
Damnit!!@@Dino_Stan
@JohanDuck
6 ай бұрын
did Sparta win?
@Dino_Stan
6 ай бұрын
I hope so
@VergiliosSpatulas
6 ай бұрын
Gigachad game
@Dino_Stan
6 ай бұрын
Real
@mingchina4499
6 ай бұрын
Ps2? More like play some Rupert’s Land 2
@Dino_Stan
6 ай бұрын
Thats true
@robl485
6 ай бұрын
😂🤣
@ryannowo5954
6 ай бұрын
you should play rome 2 before any patches
@Dino_Stan
6 ай бұрын
rome 2 release was one of the darkest days in human history..
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