My favorite part of Star Wars was when Orlando Bloom said 'That's not good enough' and saved Padme Amidala from a toxic relationship with Anakin Skywalker.
@Dino_Stan
10 ай бұрын
the good stepdad ending
@theicepickthatkilledtrotsk658
10 ай бұрын
I remember when Troy came out. It felt like CA wanted to give historical Total War fans some type of peace offering lol. The problem with that is that it was based on the Iliad a story full of mythological characters. So it had a massive identity crisis.
@Dino_Stan
10 ай бұрын
It plays very weirdly, I thought it was just gonna be a 3 kingdoms reskin
@aidansmith5646
10 ай бұрын
If it was a peace offering, then it was a Total War AI level of peace offering…
@WelcomeToDERPLAND
10 ай бұрын
They quite literally revamped the entire game to split the campaigns and it was still ragged on. Too bad I missed the giveaway, but from watching this and a few other things it just looks like how every TW game has been since R2/WH, which is a damn shame, since I love the setting.
@theicepickthatkilledtrotsk658
10 ай бұрын
@@WelcomeToDERPLAND I adore the setting too. At least we can be sure the modding community will someday create on the old engine both a Total War: Iliad that is faithful to source material and a Total War: Bronze Age that has all the important factions and Sea people invasion. It's only a question of when.
@WelcomeToDERPLAND
10 ай бұрын
@@theicepickthatkilledtrotsk658 Well, in that case the biggest limitation is the engine itself- using the original one... it's like a max of what 30~50 Factions and 4GB ram with a third party tool to increase it from 2GB... Honestly, if RSIII/StainlessSteel HRM and various other mods despite these limitations are still the best TW content in existence imo. Just a damned shame the second the ram eats more than 4GB's S.S-HRM insta-crashes, haven't had that problem much on RSIII though, maybe through some modding madness they circumvented it or something idk- afterall they did go full insano-mode and developed their own installer for the damn thing.
@greateagle01
10 ай бұрын
I can't believe someone would name their baby after the city that has the eiffel tower
@Dino_Stan
10 ай бұрын
crazy mode
@boris4867
10 ай бұрын
Ah yes, my thirteenth favourite Total War game
@Dino_Stan
10 ай бұрын
im going into uncharted territories
@boris4867
10 ай бұрын
@@Dino_Stan Places man was not meant to tread 🫡
@augustanxv414
10 ай бұрын
This game was so epic, i could only handle 5 minutes of it before uninstalling its glory to save myself from the fate of the bad guys in indiana jones raiders of the lost ark
@cubaj8723
9 ай бұрын
I love how this campaign of Total War Troy, involved 0 sieges of Troy, which was, ya know, the whole point of the Iliad.
@Dino_Stan
9 ай бұрын
They got lost on their way to troy
@sethgaston8347
10 ай бұрын
Ah yes, the base game for Total War Pharaoh.
@shorewall
10 ай бұрын
If only they had some sort of combined campaign for Troy and Pharaoh, like they do for Warhammer. I think people would be interested in that.
@ThomasHector-xv3pn
2 ай бұрын
@@shorewall No heavy cavalry pass.
@temblorjamesronald9427
10 ай бұрын
All I want, is a Troy Remake where they would cast Dino Stan as this Barbarian Warlord where he could use his Barbarian Voice in Total War Rome 2, That be a Bigger Dream than Total War Medieval 3
@Dino_Stan
10 ай бұрын
I will work for free for ca
@wesleyquere4979
10 ай бұрын
Can we have his mongolian steppe-bro coming from the east while throat singing *every single voice line* ?
@MrEnfuze
8 күн бұрын
@@Dino_Stan Course you will you lil' rascla, you ain't paying rent yet 😉
@duartegon
10 ай бұрын
"game doesn't work. you can see why it was free on epic" lmao
@Dino_Stan
10 ай бұрын
its true!
@JonConnington95
10 ай бұрын
I swear you're spying on me I was just thinking of reinstalling troy. Truly a schizo moment.
@Dino_Stan
10 ай бұрын
We in the hive mind
@fischerbasham678
9 ай бұрын
game hit you with that cadmean victory reference
@thechronicler159
10 ай бұрын
This game does look like a lot of fun, I'll just wait four years and buy it for like three bucks.
@fridericusrextard
10 ай бұрын
Should've bought it for zero bucks on release day
@augustanxv414
10 ай бұрын
Yeah was literally free on not-steam
@opiterturpilinus2248
2 ай бұрын
@@augustanxv414more like temu steam
@wojciechkomar197
9 ай бұрын
This man is truly saint, he sufferd so nobody again ever has to play that atrocity of a game
@Dino_Stan
9 ай бұрын
I sacrificed it all
@animuefan7541
10 ай бұрын
Honestly a total war game with Greek Mythos is pretty cool. I wish there was more like it other than just the Trojan War though.
@Dino_Stan
10 ай бұрын
Yee i think it'd be cool to have more myth stuff
@WelcomeToDERPLAND
10 ай бұрын
That Pathing shit you showed off was giving me PTSD (Pathing Traumatic Stress Disorder) from 2 decades of playing these shit games.
@Dino_Stan
10 ай бұрын
I almost had a stroke watching them run into the enemy
@berdduck
10 ай бұрын
I don't even count this as total war...
@Dino_Stan
10 ай бұрын
I'm kinda same, the campaign was kinda fun but the battles are so boring
@leventekingvevo72
10 ай бұрын
My main question is why is there a black guy in bronze age greece
@viamdolor9226
10 ай бұрын
Memnon was the king of Aethiopia, was black and came to the defense of Troy because he's a half-cousin of Paris and Hector.
@user-gs5is6ix2c
9 ай бұрын
Weird to see Legolas in Troy
@raptorbrotherhood766
10 ай бұрын
You actually got this game? But there’s no nomad faction, who are you going to throat sing to for the larp
@Dino_Stan
10 ай бұрын
I got no larp
@raptorbrotherhood766
10 ай бұрын
@@Dino_Stan that’s why the game failed
@greekMonster1000
9 ай бұрын
@@raptorbrotherhood766amazons and ethiopians
@raptorbrotherhood766
9 ай бұрын
@@greekMonster1000 but can they throat sing, no
@soviet_tank_lover
10 ай бұрын
Ya know, i dont think there were any Pokémon in the 2004 Troy, cant believe they'd leave out the giant hydra like that.
@Dino_Stan
10 ай бұрын
They dropped the ball
@adamm2091
10 ай бұрын
Hector! They are going to asset flip us for a game no one wanted!
@Dino_Stan
10 ай бұрын
HECTOR!!!!!!!!
@danielestrada5366
10 ай бұрын
He truly was Troy, total war.
@du8sman3
10 ай бұрын
And people wonder why nobody is fond of Pharoah
@chaselovesmilfs
4 ай бұрын
This is my favorite total war game Achilles is a badass on the field and you can have good stacked armies
@aegonthedragon7303
10 ай бұрын
If they ever adapt it to screen they better have Zac Efron to play the titular Troy
@Dino_Stan
10 ай бұрын
The city shaped in his greatness
@WelcomeToDERPLAND
10 ай бұрын
Please CA, if you are reading this, please remove more mechanics, please remove more depth, please copy and paste more TW's, please remove any individuality and charm from the games by making them all play the same, please keep the difficulty non existent with difficulty modifiers just giving the ai infinite monis and stat hax, please-
@Dino_Stan
10 ай бұрын
I wish we lived in a world where the copied shogun 2
@WelcomeToDERPLAND
10 ай бұрын
@@Dino_Stan Honestly, Shogun 2 was just a cutback Nippon Napoleon- being the last game to use that engine before the Rome 2 changes. If I had it my way we'd all be playing Rome 1.5's/Med 2.5's without the 20+ year old engine limitations dev'ed by the ultra nerds behind Roma Surrectium & Stainless Steel HRM
@Dino_Stan
10 ай бұрын
I really want the rp stuff from med2 and rome, it sounds lame but I liked the generals being characters@@WelcomeToDERPLAND
@WelcomeToDERPLAND
10 ай бұрын
@@Dino_Stan Aint nothing wrong nor lame bout that my guy, infact I totally agree. One of the best aspects of those games were the generals and their family trees- hell I know that some of the traits actually influenced their speeches, like the insanity one making the speeches... well insane. Again, I suggest those mods if you want more of that kind of stuff. (RSIII comes with an installer to simplify things, and if you dont mind a more 'work in progress' you can just get the workshop ver on the remaster with a single click)
@Dino_Stan
10 ай бұрын
Speech traits were so fun to watch, my highschool days were spent larping in mediaeval 2
@Tom_Cruise_Missile
10 ай бұрын
You know what? Fuck it. I hope CA actually does go under if this and Total War Warhammer 1(3) is the best they can do.
@Dino_Stan
10 ай бұрын
I wish they could see how bad the games are getting
@Kayneth962
10 ай бұрын
Hector is my favourite Fate/Grand Order japanese gacha character
@WelcomeToDERPLAND
10 ай бұрын
Since you asked so nicely here ya go- ~~~{You Win!}~~~ and now for the alternative ending ~~~(You Win!)~~~
@Colin-ni1fu
10 ай бұрын
Paris, who was in it, dinostan? Who?
@Dino_Stan
10 ай бұрын
*starts sweating*
@emrecanarduc4378
10 ай бұрын
no gay sex involved , no historic value . 0/10
@Dino_Stan
10 ай бұрын
ca caved in
@emrecanarduc4378
10 ай бұрын
😓😞😞😞@@Dino_Stan
@bejandavid1304
9 ай бұрын
Man, I gotta say, really love your content
@Dino_Stan
9 ай бұрын
Thanks for still watching after all these years my bruder
@dirtbound3358
10 ай бұрын
Dinosaur Stanley uploaded again Heck yeah
@Dino_Stan
10 ай бұрын
gaming
@wizardmadnes8035
9 ай бұрын
11:04 Griifens still existed in Sweden until 2012 when Saab went bankrupt
@Dino_Stan
9 ай бұрын
This is history I did not know, very wise
@nathanmcauley8806
10 ай бұрын
this is truly the best total war game
@josephquinnswolin3500
9 ай бұрын
Achilles looks werid without green hair and my best girl penthesilea looks like a edge lord. Fate grand order runied me
@mozeyad4573
10 ай бұрын
i can’t believe a reskin of this shit game, is what we were waiting for, since 2015
@Dino_Stan
10 ай бұрын
we live in the worst times for total war
@eurrorra
10 ай бұрын
My favourite part of Dino Stan Not bitching about of Total War was anything. Oh wait that never happened
@Bitç0įñ-8
10 ай бұрын
Don't mind me here swetie
@chuckjones3119
10 ай бұрын
2:37, 12:13 he just gon use tht to buy cigarettes and a gallon of milk at the gas station.
@ordinaryman5070
8 ай бұрын
They don't like Troy, but he's pretty entertaining. However, since new mechanics came with this game for the first time compared to previous Total War games, people had difficulty getting used to it. Also, trying to sell Atilla and Pharaoh, which should actually be DLC, as separate games is also a marketing mistake.
@Dino_Stan
8 ай бұрын
Yeah most of the modern total war games are just dlc
@kaunghtetkyaw1722
10 ай бұрын
Yes. Although this game is very hard due to its mechanics system, I liked this game. By the way, you should try about Dananns faction. Archilles will be more fun!
@Dino_Stan
10 ай бұрын
The campaign mode was fun, wish it had more events and cutscenes tho
@kaunghtetkyaw1722
10 ай бұрын
Yes.. what about historical mode? I always played that mode because I loved the real historical battles rather than mythical.
@Dino_Stan
10 ай бұрын
I like with both historical and mythic, but mythic units kinda ruin the strategy part of the battles
@Hell_O7
9 ай бұрын
At least the ending got melon. Honestly though, if it has some guy talking it would've been 10,000x better.
@Hell_O7
9 ай бұрын
The art is pretty good, but it's just so empty.
@Dino_Stan
9 ай бұрын
I like the aesthetic but no dialogue makes it seem like it was made last minute
@Hell_O7
9 ай бұрын
@@Dino_Stan I dare say it is last minute, and all the money goes to trailer and opening
@vortexsharadle9875
9 ай бұрын
Big balls.
@RandomAutist
10 ай бұрын
HECTOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@Buddyboi49
10 ай бұрын
Bro idk if I could play the new Total war, it just looks goofy compared to the old ones.
@Dino_Stan
10 ай бұрын
I just want the old games back
@alecshockowitz8385
10 ай бұрын
In that battle where your archers wouldn't run its because you were in skirmish mode. Skirmish is god awful
@Dino_Stan
10 ай бұрын
Skirmish mode will cost me an empire
@budlikycz2445
9 ай бұрын
I remember getting this game for free on Epic and I still havent even launch it. I remember installing it and later uninstalling it withouth even starting it up xD
@Dino_Stan
9 ай бұрын
I remember seeing it free on epic, and said nahh
@sunrisesparkle6363
10 ай бұрын
Modern Total Wars are just tedious. I wish they went back to that Medieval Total War style.
Was that a DL face reveal? Dino is Hayden Christensen confirmed.
@Dino_Stan
10 ай бұрын
In a perfect world
@malice9830
10 ай бұрын
Bro use mod its called matched combat animations its awesome it doesnt have that rag doll mid air dying while units getting hit by arrows
@Dino_Stan
10 ай бұрын
I just wanted to see what the base game was
@malice9830
10 ай бұрын
And watcha think of it so far did u notice how man flew 10 feet in the air just from spartan kicks
@Luffe123
10 ай бұрын
cool
@scoobydoo2587
10 ай бұрын
Good video but this lacks horses and throat-singing, 8/10
@cobrazrt6006
10 ай бұрын
i actually really like Troy but i play with a mod that lets me play as Athens because the non DLC factions are not that fun to me
@Dino_Stan
10 ай бұрын
I feel that
@anakinsimpwalker4095
10 ай бұрын
Who was in Troy?
@Dino_Stan
10 ай бұрын
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
@lk851
9 ай бұрын
I love dino's schizo rambling❤
@Dino_Stan
9 ай бұрын
it builds character
@loyalbravo_1325
10 ай бұрын
Hmm, my respect for you dropped. Of all the brothers of Troyto play as, you chose the NTR route. Lol! And ya haven't made any ankle's related jokes so far.
@Dino_Stan
10 ай бұрын
Im the brother who stepped up
@loyalbravo_1325
10 ай бұрын
@@Dino_Stan At least the kids get a nice dad...
@delta9915
10 ай бұрын
Who was in Paris?
@Dino_Stan
10 ай бұрын
The Jonas brothers
@opiterturpilinus2248
2 ай бұрын
Funny Austrian painter man
@Wheezal578
10 ай бұрын
Age of mythology play thru pls
@Dino_Stan
10 ай бұрын
I do actually have an old video on it, very good game
@bernardocorreia9515
6 ай бұрын
very good game better than having sex
@Dino_Stan
6 ай бұрын
fact check true
@Ordealux
10 ай бұрын
I remember my first campaign I bulked up so much expecting to be called in for the big Trojan War and basically, got blue balled by the game, how in the fuck we gonna make a game about some shit that is largely speculative, have all this promo material about giant battles outside Troy, and then, my ass when playing the game can go like 150 turns before ever needing to even get on a boat as Achilles? It was really just disgraceful
@Dino_Stan
10 ай бұрын
It'd be cool to have scripted events in the campaign
@Borntokillfr76
9 ай бұрын
This looks like so luch warhammer lmao
@Dino_Stan
9 ай бұрын
Yeah it's like a warhammer mod
@masterodisguise2983
8 ай бұрын
Bro, I love you but you sound too similar to Pixelated Apollo so don't stop.
@Dino_Stan
8 ай бұрын
Hes my brother from another mother, love his videos
@masterodisguise2983
8 ай бұрын
I hate to break it to you but i think you're adopted
@uvuvwevwevweosas4459
10 ай бұрын
Man this game sucks so much a@@. The worst part is they are makin it's 1.2 version as new Total War Pharaoh 😢
@okuretta8383
10 ай бұрын
Damn, I remember how shit it was at launch, but then everyone started praising it because of Myth DLC. Still plays like shit, I see
@Dino_Stan
10 ай бұрын
Yeah the myth dlc is good, but it doesn't save the game
@evilgenius396
8 ай бұрын
You talk too much. You should try to SU once and a while
@yingoyango3323
9 ай бұрын
bro you are like the only youtuber that make me laugh
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