Turns out he was NOT willing or able to go for another run.
@ivan4ikok
7 ай бұрын
Erm, actually the right way to say it is "NOT willing NOR able"
@CheesyJesse
7 ай бұрын
@@ivan4ikokI’m not able or willing to take you seriously
@ivan4ikok
7 ай бұрын
@@CheesyJesse I didn't mean to sound serious, that's why I added "erm actually" at the start. But yeah that's how you form negative sentences with several objects in this case. I didn't care enough to just correct it so I added that part to sound like 🤓 meme.
@CheesyJesse
7 ай бұрын
@@ivan4ikok I know you weren’t being serious I just saw a joke opportunity and took it
@CheesyJesse
7 ай бұрын
Guess you could say I was able and willing to make the joke
@deselbypt1
7 ай бұрын
"Give up. Go get milk. Never come back." goes hard as fuck, I will be using that from now on
@downtostandup
7 ай бұрын
My dad left for milks and cigs... I was going to say Zach told him off, but I'm still here.
@chrisjackson1889
7 ай бұрын
“Did you know Finland has the happiest people. . . Because you’re not there” 😂 You are a Comedy Genius Zach
@borealis5379
5 ай бұрын
I thought it was quality vodka
@GarrettRabins
7 ай бұрын
"Tomorrow's suicide note" is crazy 😭
@newiqq3570
7 ай бұрын
3days ago??
@Glingo21
7 ай бұрын
tf??
@Scotty-vs4lf
7 ай бұрын
@@newiqq3570 channel members probably get early access actually i think patrons
@Firnienarya
7 ай бұрын
@@newiqq3570Yo! My app ain't bugging then. This shit legit says 3 days ago the fuck????
@crusader2112
7 ай бұрын
Early access to the video?
@riccardo9953
7 ай бұрын
"the jury deemed it, understandable"
@BazukinBelyugovich
7 ай бұрын
The way he said that is amazing
@unclephil3053
7 ай бұрын
Type shi
@CriminalonCrime
7 ай бұрын
@@unclephil3053shi...
@robertgough161
7 ай бұрын
yoooo we seen the same video 🤯 but fr that line went hard tho feel free to sreen shot
@natsusatsujinki8342
6 ай бұрын
Deemed?
@puppygirlcallie
7 ай бұрын
"I'll even tell them I want the x-rays" EVERYBODY HIT THE DECK
@luffy-sama4517
7 ай бұрын
3 days ago?
@lucascaracas4781
7 ай бұрын
How was your trip to the past, Mr. Traveler of Times?
@Crimzon-
7 ай бұрын
@@lucascaracas4781 potato sacks
@Expired2.0
7 ай бұрын
How the fuck
@silentkiller7692
7 ай бұрын
if a communist ketchup can't travel in time, no one will be able to
7 ай бұрын
"You don't know me son" 💀😂
@someonerandom704
7 ай бұрын
your profile picture scares me
@dbz9393
7 ай бұрын
@@someonerandom704 would smash
@wrathofainz
7 ай бұрын
@@someonerandom704💀
@obscurevideogameruns6250
7 ай бұрын
I love how Zach is so many characters that he is basically pornless Johnny Sins right now
@bedro_0
7 ай бұрын
pornless yet
@mr-noluck1153
6 ай бұрын
Cant even say h9w happy Id be if 1 part of that comment was wrong (pornless)
@LaziestPotato
4 ай бұрын
Idk, have you seen his "Inside the mind of a guy" series? (And yes, I know this is three months late but I didn't know or care who David Goggins was and didn't bother learning until just now)
@cheesesentience
7 ай бұрын
These videos are already super funny, but then I remember that he's not just some comedian and that he's a science teacher, and that makes it even more funny
@davidrains3918
7 ай бұрын
It’s a fact that highly intelligent people are the funniest people
@thelojay
7 ай бұрын
he’s a teacher?? like in a school? and they’re okay with this? no way 😂
@zytr0x108
6 ай бұрын
@@thelojayI think he’s a private tutor, I‘m not sure though.
@hye878
6 ай бұрын
No@@davidrains3918
@R4iko
7 ай бұрын
Man, he meant everything he said... He was able and willing to stab the entire family.
@jw8160
7 ай бұрын
The entire bloodline. 😳
@neil666akashikamaru
7 ай бұрын
Lmao ..”You don’t know me son!” 😂
@zard635
7 ай бұрын
"Most of the animal kingdom" 😂😂😂
@Ჽhigetora
7 ай бұрын
Zach's ability to come up with strangely unique and fucking hilarious phrases is honestly astounding
@spyingfive
7 ай бұрын
David goggins is the second most willing and able person just behind Zach
@dg2.042
7 ай бұрын
The emotional delivery on “FUCK THAT HARE” was hilarious
@FalcusDead
7 ай бұрын
When you're not able and willing to do what David Goggins wants you to do, but it's more than understandable as confirmed by the jury.
@AlienEditsMemes
7 ай бұрын
“Jury deemed it understandable” yea who wouldn’t💀
@psychlops924
7 ай бұрын
"Does this not feel like how a manifesto starts?" Love me some Goggins, but that line was too good hahahaha 😆😆🤣🤣
@Dkgow
7 ай бұрын
Laying in bed moving occasionally for a voiceover, AND eating cereal for a new report. Best of both worlds.
@DownWithBureaucracy
7 ай бұрын
"The jury deemed it understandable" Jury nullification has entered the chat
@SomniiLinn
7 ай бұрын
"...and after two seconds of deliberation, the jury deemed it - understandable." 🤣
@antonionnam6594
7 ай бұрын
"Today's run is tomorrow's suicide note". Dude. This guy never ceases to amaze me😂
@Chazmk
7 ай бұрын
Only Zach can make me laugh while facing the other direction
@asimomar7505
7 ай бұрын
But Zach! It's only 48 hours of your day, then you can go back to sleep!
@Ninjago20009
7 ай бұрын
The roommate was willing and able to refuse to run
@kingquan2608
7 ай бұрын
He said do something that sucks every day bro said I will go to the dentist I swear to God that took me out😂😂😂
@MayoOverlord
7 ай бұрын
I like how the one time someone is objectively good in Zach's Cinematic Universe, every single other person agrees to hate on him lol
@mo6964
7 ай бұрын
DG is a beast. Nothing but respect for someone with that type of steel mindset. I could never live that life, but he did inspire me to get off the couch more.
@CantTakeAJoke
7 ай бұрын
Love the random creativity in your content ❤
@randomdudefromfinland9162
7 ай бұрын
As a finnish i can relate to the 0:33
@addyupsyt
6 ай бұрын
“This is like shooting someone’s dog, then telling them they’ll thank you later cause your saving them money on dog food” Fuck that killed me 💀🤣
@CriminalonCrime
7 ай бұрын
"Doesn't this feel like how a manifesto starts!?"😂😂😂 Zach, I think I know what your manifesto says already!!!😂😂😂
@ziggysteve
7 ай бұрын
“Two points for tortoises” is wild
@karolwithaz
7 ай бұрын
If someone came into my room at 2a.m demanding to go on a 4 mile run, I can not guarantee that person would have a pulse the following day
@Gabriel_JudgeofHell
6 ай бұрын
i would go (i run anyways)
@azlanadil3646
7 ай бұрын
I like how this implies he did actually do it for a whole day.
@Zacora7777
6 ай бұрын
"would you like to phone a different friend" got me 😂
@TruOnyxfire
7 ай бұрын
One of his best of all time, hands down. I am in tears. My only wish was that I could give it more than 1 Like.
@skas56
7 ай бұрын
"they dont know me son"
@heeljw
7 ай бұрын
I'd love to think all your videos are connected I dubbed it the ZSCU the Zach Star cinematic universe. You're so funny. Thank you for making my days that are bad so much better. You're the best Zach.
@Otakuguy78
5 ай бұрын
2 seconds of deliberation ? Well damn they took their time
@natbatlightwood5288
2 ай бұрын
He'd have had the nearest inanimate objwct thrown at him before we reached the second minute of that was me. 😂😂😂 Great skit.
@chyaboi11
6 ай бұрын
Gotta carry the boats my boy
@ahadmrauf
7 ай бұрын
Why don't I get unhinged trials like this when I go on jury duty? I'd love to see someone testify on the stand about something this wild.
@courtneymeehan504
7 ай бұрын
I can't breath, its just line after line... 🤣🤣🤣🤣 "F**k that hare!"
@moongoddess1978
7 ай бұрын
Omg the end with the nod towards past courtroom skits 😂
@ChristinaChrisR
7 ай бұрын
Highly understandable. Good judgement
@warmachine4753
7 ай бұрын
The ending was unexpectingly FUNNY 🤣🤣
@melt4589
7 ай бұрын
“Hitler adjacent goggins” 💀
@Sinfilled66
7 ай бұрын
100% understandable, I would have done exactly the same thing. Minus the family members lol.
@admiralalyssa
7 ай бұрын
When David brought up his hero I thought he was going to say Rocky.
@Nix1280
6 ай бұрын
"you lost because you tried" 🤣
@chrisjackson1889
7 ай бұрын
0:13 me at any point in the day 😂
@metactal
7 ай бұрын
Understandable have a stabby day
@brodown64
7 ай бұрын
Zach ain’t about the grind confirmed
@NaudVanDalen
7 ай бұрын
Not the cereal guy! 😆
@ReaIHuman
7 ай бұрын
"Give up, go get milk, never come back." Dudes starting to sound like my dad.
@andrewclastic2835
7 ай бұрын
Absolutely brilliant!!
@johnchessant3012
7 ай бұрын
"turn that music off" lmao
@HolloWolf35
7 ай бұрын
It's 2am get the fuck out of my room goated 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂.
@Chuckster_83
7 ай бұрын
He didn’t stab them because he hated him. He stabbed them because of a built up insanity from lack of sleep.
@FrauWilhelmKlink
7 ай бұрын
As someone who hates exercise, I felt this on a spiritual level🤣
@Gabriel_JudgeofHell
6 ай бұрын
do it anyways
@Spiketrooper
7 ай бұрын
Understandable. Have a great day.
@ziggysteve
7 ай бұрын
His ability to make such fire content with minimal cost is amazing 🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽
@mystuff9999
7 ай бұрын
Man, I have never felt so represented 😂
@chimmichungha
7 ай бұрын
I like how he made laugh the entire time without even showing his face.
@starborn6239
6 ай бұрын
This Goggins is mad polite bruh... the real one would threaten a child with cancer through makeawish to defeat the cancer by running 4 miles...
@blacknyellow962
7 ай бұрын
*Goes to bed at 9PM.* *Get's woken up at 9:02PM* "What are you still doing asleep? It's time to run now. Get up.
@pinkroses135
7 ай бұрын
That is the lesson of the tortoise and the hare 😂
@mikethaison432
6 ай бұрын
“Who’s gonna carry their roommate outside!?”
@ShakingMyHead2024
7 ай бұрын
Wow that was hilarious and brilliant. Kudos, good sir.
@historyandpoliticsexplaine4876
6 ай бұрын
Best jury ever
@grabble7605
6 ай бұрын
"Oh dude, no way, your mom's my hero too." Dude...I can't believe you murdered David Goggins like that.
@saphira087
7 ай бұрын
I laughed so hard I could barely breathe! Thank you so much for such wonderful content!
@CastleValentine
2 ай бұрын
Understandable.
@Tmb1112
7 ай бұрын
Guy watching the news makes an appearance was not expected XD
@TheCriminalViolin
7 ай бұрын
"This is like shooting someone's dog, then telling them they'll thank you later, because you're saving them money on dog food." Hot diggery dog
@madlaugher3300
7 ай бұрын
Cripple David then wake him up at 2am telling him to run
@sigiligus
7 ай бұрын
You’re talking about a man who used duct tape on his legs so his could run with broken shins.
@grim1427
7 ай бұрын
Reminds me of that old demotivational poster: "Its over man, let her go."
@RespecterAlexander
7 ай бұрын
What a great Zach Star Himself video!
@dieblauebedrohung
7 ай бұрын
Thank you for providing Context beforehand, otherwise I'd have no Idea what this is about.
@stuff258
7 ай бұрын
"Get your ass up and lace them up. Stay HARD 💪
@salemabdulkerim
6 ай бұрын
Lolll. This guy never disappoints😂😂😂😂. On a real. I respect David goggins. He is the one who will give you advice that will help you and reach your full potential.
@rrandom816
7 ай бұрын
As a finnish person I can indeed confirm that I don't see David Goggings here.
@MisanthropicJawed
7 ай бұрын
Goggins is truly not human💀☠
@murtlegd
7 ай бұрын
this is an accurate representation of having to go somewhere when u dont want to, but your parents cant give two shits
@Kinggames-vs4ld
7 ай бұрын
I love you Zach
@archive556
7 ай бұрын
“Negative infinity for Hitler and David Goggins”brooo😭😭
@moussaahmed4675
7 ай бұрын
This guy deserves much more subscribers than he has I feel like he is going to blow up soon
@ivorilygaming9870
7 ай бұрын
You don’t know me son I can do it 💀
@therebeloutlaw1442
7 ай бұрын
I just got to see David Goggins at the Vivint Home Opener, he's as hype as he is on KZitem
@CrazyGamingYT56
7 ай бұрын
Love your content keep up the great work
@rhaedas9085
7 ай бұрын
At the end of the video in my head I heard, "IN OTHER NEWS..."
@BewareTheLilyOfTheValley
7 ай бұрын
The crime was so egregious, the jury ruled Groggins' death a suicide 😂
@bondymagnomous3544
7 ай бұрын
From now on, everytime I am about to say something sad, I am gonna play some sad music on my phone lol
@kinglocks2427
6 ай бұрын
This was genuinely hilarious 😂
@eshan5151
7 ай бұрын
Great Video !!
@martinshoosterman
7 ай бұрын
this video is making me feel bad about the fact that i planned on waking up at 5am to go run, but didnt.
@MsDarra
7 ай бұрын
Lowkey very understandable 😂
@pieter-jansmets9549
7 ай бұрын
when most of the comments are just lines being quoted, you know you did good
@caliaster
7 ай бұрын
I want comedy sketch match with Zach and Steven He, and combined as well.
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