BUY A TC 70 AND USE IT IN YOUR VIDEOS I WILL LOSE MY SHIT! can even be a broken one a working would and hearing the beep from the scanner will be hilarious tho lol they're not that expensive used
@walterwhite1
2 жыл бұрын
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS SO ACCURATE 😂👍🏻
@77ballen
2 жыл бұрын
WHERES THE VLOG?!?!?!?!?!
@TheOnlySpareBox
2 жыл бұрын
"What the fuck a sticker got to do with my fruit?" Killed me
@Egirl609
2 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@chriswright8074
2 жыл бұрын
@@Egirl609 I worked at food lion before some people doesn't know about the upc codes
@keyboardfreedomfighter5734
2 жыл бұрын
Lmao, tryna explain his training to the customer, lol.
@mssheena24
2 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣that took me out! Then gon say “I ain’t going back” smh 🤦🏾♀️
@cebastianjones5416
2 жыл бұрын
Them 4011 bananas 😂
@pimpsterpidgeon4502
2 жыл бұрын
It's always great when they have a "One Best Way" policy but everybody teaching you differently and contradicting eachother so you just give up and do it your own way.
@u.6549
2 жыл бұрын
Yuppp that’s the cycle. Then you teach someone else your ways and then they give up !! :)
@calmgoodfire4662
2 жыл бұрын
When I worked at Popeyes I was given 6 literally different ways to do stuff and when the manager asked what I was doing I said Which way is right?
@smiley77777
2 жыл бұрын
I was at the hospital training to be centeral sterile tech. The tech were like training me 8 different ways and I’m getting yelled out when I’m with different people. I’m like wtf you know what I’ll do it my own way geeez
@octolockg5059
2 жыл бұрын
That's how it is at my job as well.
@megaultrasonic
2 жыл бұрын
They sent a bunch of higher ups to train the Online Grocery Pickup department at my store because their numbers were some of the worst in the whole region, and literally every manager they sent told everyone they trained different things. It confirmed my suspicions that it isn't (necessarily) the workers, it's the whole damn company.
@K-Uno.
2 жыл бұрын
You know it’s a bullshit job when they don’t even train you, just throw you in 😂😂
Lmao. Than you better learn how to play the game to keep that check coming in.
@malcolmcox18
2 жыл бұрын
Them be the best type of jobs bc its real experience instead a cooperate video training
@K-Uno.
2 жыл бұрын
@@malcolmcox18 I’m saying training in general, not just online ya feel me
@bhilbwift52
2 жыл бұрын
“4011 for the bananas” that shit just unlocked some memories bruh 😂😂😂
@chioj36
2 жыл бұрын
To this day i type 4011 for any damn produce knowin Im saving .50 on each unit😩😏
@emeraldwind4897
2 жыл бұрын
Remembering the code for bananas even if you don't work at walmart. 💀💀
@ConsciousCloud
2 жыл бұрын
Yep I never worked at Wal-Mart before but I do go through the self checkout there all the time and immediately recognized that code lol.
@matthewvz28
2 жыл бұрын
Worked at a grocery store and always tell my wife 4011 Is banana and 4046 avocado. She's still not impressed
@Theartsymuslimah175
2 жыл бұрын
Chileee the 4011
@samwhite6286
2 жыл бұрын
Why does this make me feel like his house is actually a Walmart?😂😂
@georgouspeach
2 жыл бұрын
All his skits tho.... his acting just got to be dat 🔥.
@cityguy412
2 жыл бұрын
kzitem.info/news/bejne/04J5z4iXal-Vf5g 😂
@TwinBladeFury
2 жыл бұрын
The customer saying "You must be new" was something I felt to my bones. That sinking feeling when you realize doing things how you're supposed to isn't actually the way anybody else does it is so embarrassing
@Gintoki_Madao
2 жыл бұрын
😭😭🙌 Like damn, I'm wrong for following the right procedure
@DeathnoteBB
2 жыл бұрын
Seriously… like the ones who are meaning it sympathetically are lovely, but the a-holes who get all snarky piss me off. Like yes, but I am doing this by the book. It’s not my fault nobody else was.
@chriscantdraw
Жыл бұрын
I had a lady tell me that after I’d been doing my job for 2 years at that point and it pissed me off. If you know how to run MY job so we’ll, come do it yourself. 😭😂
@cardiiiiii
Жыл бұрын
new?
@2l84me8
Жыл бұрын
Don’t feel too bad about it. Customers are just used to the robotic actions of the veteran employees.
@LD-kc2je
2 жыл бұрын
THAT ACTIVE SHOOTER MODULE WAS DAMN NEAR EVERY. SINGLE. WEEK.
@elfrog6311
2 жыл бұрын
Small world
@emeraldwind4897
2 жыл бұрын
there was this elderly lady who came in and legit cried in tears after she saw the shooter video. Lol
@kylekillgannon
2 жыл бұрын
Management will come at people like there's a gun to their head about the active shooter module.
@DeathnoteBB
2 жыл бұрын
“We live in one of the richest countries! 1st world problems lol” “Anyway so in case of an active shooter-“
@Pretzelgal
Жыл бұрын
Unfortunately, it was spot on this past week.
@silentsir2446
2 жыл бұрын
The "you must be new" is unbelievably accurate
@noviebspeaks
2 жыл бұрын
I ain’t going back!
@acjimenez94
2 жыл бұрын
I work at a hotel bar, and the amount of people who say this when I don’t know how to make their podunk hometown specific cocktail gives me violent thoughts
@lost8257
2 жыл бұрын
Had this happen, worked at the place for 2 years, and we changed our pump policy, so the customer wouldn't listen and just continued saying I had no experience and that I was new.
@DeathnoteBB
2 жыл бұрын
@@lost8257 It’s always the customers who think they work there just because they’re a regular
@lost8257
2 жыл бұрын
@@DeathnoteBB It wasn't a regular.
@playerone2292
2 жыл бұрын
“you the third fourth person that told me that” . ”I SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST “ 🤣🤣🤣
@arg_9584
2 жыл бұрын
Yesss! I was looking for someone to highlight this
@undeadslayer7355
2 жыл бұрын
Same xd
@b7ray32
2 жыл бұрын
This dude is low key telling his life story through these skits
@IsmokeHiphopLive
2 жыл бұрын
This man Killa Never miss 😂💯
@killakay
2 жыл бұрын
Thank you 🙏🏼🙏🏼
@IsmokeHiphopLive
2 жыл бұрын
@@killakay Na Thank you for saving me during my depression you made me a better husband to my wife and kids. salute King.
Job training be like yrs in high school. You come to realize that everything you learned was a waste of time once you get in the field.
@alexanderx3554
2 жыл бұрын
Better off cheating all those classes and going to the library and work.
@grandzero1188
2 жыл бұрын
On me
@cityguy412
2 жыл бұрын
kzitem.info/news/bejne/04J5z4iXal-Vf5g 😂
@mary1stcor15v1-4
2 жыл бұрын
Lol I bet that's college too lmaooo
@tommywilliams9414
2 жыл бұрын
Alternate title: literally every job training.
@JayRawsta
2 жыл бұрын
@@tony4534 ok
@tony4534
2 жыл бұрын
False
@DeathnoteBB
2 жыл бұрын
I swear every job’s training is a decade behind
@D3ViiANT
2 жыл бұрын
Straight facts. I'm a supervisor at a department store and I don't think I've ever done anything according to training. I don't even train new cashiers according to the on board training. It's honestly just a bunch of nonsense that they're obligated to sit you through so they can say they trained you.
@JohnGalt916
2 жыл бұрын
You can thank OSHA for that. If they don't send you though "training" they can be fined and sue. I remember working retail and those videos would be all off.
@glendasuggs2813
2 жыл бұрын
@@JohnGalt916 OSHA don't tell you which training to use though. It's the company that's supposed to make the training materials. But they don't because they won't.
@DeathnoteBB
2 жыл бұрын
@@glendasuggs2813 Finally someone who gets it
@richnxtdoor
2 жыл бұрын
*”Take off youngblood”* 😂 Even the old head was like *not today!*
@cityguy412
2 жыл бұрын
kzitem.info/news/bejne/04J5z4iXal-Vf5g 😂
@MexicanMartialArts
2 жыл бұрын
I met Killa at Walmart the other day when I was getting some fruit roll ups. He even stopped to take a photo with me. Cool dude. 💯
@EliSlacker
2 жыл бұрын
You're so lucky. He's funny
@miguelaguayo7121
2 жыл бұрын
Hold up he worked at Walmart ?
@lopuer
2 жыл бұрын
Colabo must be... 💯! Chanckla + Oldhead !! But Walmart shift first,than you can teach him Mexican Martial Arts, Grandmaster 🩰
@One-Punch_Man
2 жыл бұрын
@@miguelaguayo7121 come on bruh. Why do you think most of his work skits be related to Walmart 😑...
@vickram5492
2 жыл бұрын
CAP!!
@TheVIPDiva
2 жыл бұрын
That CODE 🔵 hit real different when it's not a drill! Just know if you see "US" running....RUN.
@DeshaunD
2 жыл бұрын
Killa must really still be in the Walmart streets or got some funny ass PTSD 🤣😩😩
@noviebspeaks
2 жыл бұрын
Boffum!
@cityguy412
2 жыл бұрын
kzitem.info/news/bejne/04J5z4iXal-Vf5g 😂
@Charlotte66666
2 жыл бұрын
They need to put Thurgood in charge of Training, he knows what's what 😊
@ThomasChurchill3
2 жыл бұрын
The way he pronounces alcohol, akahol, is collegiate level accuracy.
Bananas is ALWAYS 4011….I learn that shit doing self-checkout 🤣
@HeavenMarie444
2 жыл бұрын
I Hate When they explain sht extra confusing and it be easy as hell. 🤣
@valenciamdotcom812
2 жыл бұрын
"Now WTF does the sticker have to..."!!! Bahahaha!!! 🤣😂 This is too accurate 🥴🙃
@emanuelosuna9394
2 жыл бұрын
And that’s when you know you’re ringing up a Karen.
@inveteratecrusader4882
2 жыл бұрын
"Don't listen to nothing they tell you in training" Literally every job I've ever had, including trucking
@chrisbauman2562
2 жыл бұрын
Kay would be absolutely perfect for an SNL skit. Imagine if they had this on a legit skit stage that he designed,it would be huge
@hvathlete2
2 жыл бұрын
IDT SNL would let him have control like that. A lot of the writers there steal jokes from young talent without giving them credit.
@matthewvz28
2 жыл бұрын
He doesn't need snl
@chrisbauman2562
2 жыл бұрын
@@hvathlete2 doesn't n Ed to be SNL,I meant a show in general. It would be hilarious
@chrisbauman2562
2 жыл бұрын
@@hvathlete2 that's messed up
@Markkzilla
2 жыл бұрын
@@chrisbauman2562 just try to help blow him up here. Screw shows and yeah the SNL stuff mentioned above us definitely true. working there I’d doggy dog in some ways.
@Dark_Angel07
2 жыл бұрын
This is exactly like my current job. They will have almost a new person training you every day and everyone tells you something different. In addition to that they will sometimes have people who have only been here a couple of months train the new people. 🤦♀I swear this whole department is a mess.
@Magnum062
2 жыл бұрын
I know that feeling. I responded to and was hired to clean and minor repairs to the the shop equipment as it came back. Over time it now includes building new equipment, maintaining and ordering inventory, partial new hire training, grounds keeping and once in while dispatching. Of course no raise outside of standard increases over time. Not enough to want to jump ship since the company does actually seem to treat their employees well and work with my medical issues.
@wacamac1006
2 жыл бұрын
damn, when I get a job I'll be looking for the medical insurance cuz I be doin stupid shit hurting myself all the time lmao
@chriswright8074
2 жыл бұрын
@@wacamac1006come to slave town that is Amazon but they health insurance is really good tho
@Magnum062
2 жыл бұрын
@@wacamac1006 Insurance is for sure handy with the absurd costs asscociate with medical bills and meds.
@wacamac1006
2 жыл бұрын
@@Magnum062 ohhh yeah 2500$ for a single CT scan if you don't have insurance, we ended up paying 1200 total for the bill thanks to my parents insurance
@locoattack1210
2 жыл бұрын
>company seems to treat their employees well >No raise for massive increase in responsibilities hmmm
@enigmatic7665
2 жыл бұрын
This is exactly how shits going at my new job right now. Love your videos man.
It’s the “next we’re gonna go over everything you need to know”🤣🤣🤣
@UrbanNoizeMusic
2 жыл бұрын
This man Killa is a legit comedic actor man 😂. None of his skits feel off. They bring you into the moment every time. Which takes work without losing momentum.
@xan8123
2 жыл бұрын
“You must be new lawdd have mercy! I aint going back!” 🤣🤣
@zanevolk6810
2 жыл бұрын
My dude. One thing I can count on in the messed up world is some pure heat from my dude. You’re gonna win bro.
@Argojamal
2 жыл бұрын
Worked at Walmart two different times, and every video with the Walmart vest hits WAY TO DAMN HARD. Be giving me war flashbacks
@jaypatel-xz6tr
2 жыл бұрын
Thurgood made a cameo LMAOOO, Kyle really created the KillaKay Cinematic Universe
@good1day726
2 жыл бұрын
'bout 20... is he okay though... he made it out okay?
@sterlingjones4108
2 жыл бұрын
Oh my goodness noooo lmbo 😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣 I couldn’t stop laughing when he started doing the actual CBL voiceover! This is too funny Kyle you the man!
@geraldwallace5513
2 жыл бұрын
Lmaoo I remember doing this shit man. Shit was lowkey kinda hard. I was on the computer for 2 months before I was on the floor lmaoo. Easy money
@unalteredbeauty1246
2 жыл бұрын
“I ain’t going back.” 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@squxshyy
2 жыл бұрын
If the training is not hands on or trial by fire, I’m not paying attention
@Theartsymuslimah175
2 жыл бұрын
Same
@mustangsally2048
2 жыл бұрын
"Aye you been for a minute right" "Yeah about three years" 🤣🤣🤣
@reddEyez85
2 жыл бұрын
"YOu MusT bE nEW" is the infamous line 🤣🤣
@Litboitez
2 жыл бұрын
Funnisest man ever literally 😂😂 and be spot on
@lymarie1974
2 жыл бұрын
Lord you trying give auntie a heart attack at the end with them gun shots 🤣🤣. I had to pull my earbuds out to save my life.
@MKUltraXOXO-c3r
2 жыл бұрын
Alotta people missed the “what you wanna do is” reference, but that shit got me 😭
@OrdinaryRiches
2 жыл бұрын
I wish you nothing but greatness my dude, you bring me laughs everyday and with everything going on in the world it’s nice to be able to disconnect and enjoy great comedy!
@Don_DeMarco
2 жыл бұрын
I swear bro, every job I ever worked, the actual job is different from the training.
@whyyoutrippindeebo3514
2 жыл бұрын
0:28 “I don’t even wanna be on the register” 🤣🤣 when I worked retail I hated being stuck on a register.
@crazychicSHENA
2 жыл бұрын
Killa Kay 😆😆 omg always on point about wally world aka Walmart 😆
@maxbrogan9111
2 жыл бұрын
Bro this shit makes my day every time
@Isaac-zf5gf
2 жыл бұрын
When the gunshots started, I lost it 😂😂😂
@teddywilliams544
2 жыл бұрын
If Walmart ever decide to fix the issues they know who to call because this man killa don’t EVER miss.
@Shane661
Жыл бұрын
"If there's an active shooter in the building..."
@thakatzkorner3387
2 жыл бұрын
I LIVE FOR THE WALMART VIDEOS!! THEY BE TOO ACCURATE!!!
@BornNoU
2 жыл бұрын
I work for an undisclosed cell phone merchandiser. It wasn’t until after I’d been there a year that I was told one of the older model phones in the safe was not for sale and would alert the police and corporate if it was moved too far or shaken. Thanks guys
@isaiahhansen3052
2 жыл бұрын
Maaannn. That call back to the "What you wanna do is=" 🤣 You never miss brother. You starting having more Easter eggs than Marvel
@thomasdrennan1291
2 жыл бұрын
“You must be new, LAWWWD have mercy” lol
@roxcyn
2 жыл бұрын
He ain’t lying at all. 💯
@psychsephone9832
2 жыл бұрын
Lmao the cashier training at my store is a generic, statewide, 2 HOUR LONG video on selling alcohol, which is 90% about selling drinks in a bar context and cutting people off and has next to nothing to do with just approving booze sales at a register. Worst training I've ever seen in my life
@bane4743
2 жыл бұрын
Why did you stop uploading videos?( Get bored of it or it wasn't for you or creators block?) Just curious. I have a habit of checking peoples channel out and seeing what they do.
@psychsephone9832
2 жыл бұрын
@@bane4743 got bored of it and got a full time manager job that sucks up all my free time. Thinking about making different kinds of videos in the future and possibly getting into personality/life coaching at some point but idk
@bane4743
2 жыл бұрын
@@psychsephone9832 let's do it. Im working maintenance band studying astrophysics. I've been thinking about making motivational videos to get people to get out there and get it done. That's the only way to get what you want. I feel like I owe it to people.
@psychsephone9832
2 жыл бұрын
@@bane4743 awesome 👍 You should go for it!
@bane4743
2 жыл бұрын
@@psychsephone9832 if you ever want to talk about video ideas or something let me know. I watched one of your videos I think you have the spirit and the passion to bring something to people. I'm definitely interested in working with people.
@abdullahahmed3843
2 жыл бұрын
"Ay, you been here a minute?" "Yea, about last 20 years" 😂
@envvyious1
2 жыл бұрын
Code Blue is bomb threat lol
@AestheticSloth420
2 жыл бұрын
After just finishing training in retail and being given a whole department on my own to run, this seems accurate except that someone is always within earshot to help you. That is not the case in the big retail store
@iamevanclark
2 жыл бұрын
"40 11 for bananas" is the right code irl too lmao
@king_xpert1311
2 жыл бұрын
The shooting at the end LMAOOO!!! 😂😂😂😂💀💀
@achleyj131
2 жыл бұрын
That ending took me outta here. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Bipolarintrovert
2 жыл бұрын
This man is spot on
@gwappo4852
2 жыл бұрын
This man is portraying all the retail worker situations in these vids. 😂😂😂 keep it up
@lost8257
2 жыл бұрын
My favorite part of the Walmart virtual training was when they told me to go for the eyes.
@Reverb_97
Жыл бұрын
"40 11 for the bananas ok ok " 😂😂 i did the same shit when i started
@jeremysherrod737
2 жыл бұрын
The active shooter drill. The part of training we didn’t know or think we needed 🤣🤣
@kalonbrown5485
2 жыл бұрын
That ending! 😂😂😂, Nigga took off!🤣
@snailordskates384
2 жыл бұрын
Lmaooo 4011 for the bananas unlocked some memories 😭😭
@RAND0MIZE
2 жыл бұрын
Even the board in the back is on point 😂😂
@theREALchriszito
2 жыл бұрын
"You the third or fourth person to tell me that" "I should have been the first" 😂😂😂
@RiddlerQM
2 жыл бұрын
Imagine if Thurgood said "about 20....... 20 days"💀😂
@butchhartman1582
2 жыл бұрын
Bro that training video activated my ptsd from working retail
@theabyssaldemon
2 жыл бұрын
Relevant even to corporate positions
@littlejoe9381
Жыл бұрын
If you hear gun shots, run. You don’t need training for that.
@ajdarko8531
Жыл бұрын
4011 for the bananas 🍌 🤣 that's legit the first produce code you learn my dawg lmaoooo
@videomaster5437
2 жыл бұрын
"Coz ya see in training" 😂😂
@dafnenoel9825
2 жыл бұрын
You been here a minute Right. Lol 😆 🤣 😂
@leonardyrodriguez3121
2 жыл бұрын
Thurgood Hairston with the cameo at the end! 😂
@davideffiong1198
2 жыл бұрын
Back in my Walmart days, Code Blue was a bomb.
@Asherslade
2 жыл бұрын
My guy has the right code for bananas though 😂
@ogtrev570
2 жыл бұрын
Bro idk but your face just makes it 10 times funnier, and I hope you don’t take this as an insult
@dark_ant8377
2 жыл бұрын
Walmart should be paying/sponsor you this gold.
@THERedstoneRocket189
2 жыл бұрын
tomato’s on a vine be impossible to scan too, you gonna need that 4664 fr fr
@PROD.INICKK68
2 жыл бұрын
Run man runnn😂😂😂 bro he so funny.
@KevinLeroyGrant
2 жыл бұрын
I remembered when I did the training for pizza hut, no one creates the pizza the way the training wants you too lmao
@baessa4095
2 жыл бұрын
I'm from Brazil and i Just can't get out of your videos 😂😂😂😂 This is perfect
@Isotempo
2 жыл бұрын
Sundance Film Festival Killa. My absolute favorite video of yours yet. Brilliant work!
@gamma2584
Жыл бұрын
code blue is bomb threat lmao
@SL-ez5rv
2 жыл бұрын
Why as soon as he said 4011 I knew it was bananas 😂🤣😂😂
@SirChugsALot365
2 жыл бұрын
Best part : everyone talking over one another
@tlalcua
2 жыл бұрын
The training video voice over part! 🤣 this man commits! Thanks for all the laughs and memory unlock 🤣🤣
@adminaslayer
2 жыл бұрын
I hope I’ll see a distribution center skit someday
@heathermetz6576
2 жыл бұрын
1:48 “What does a sticker got to do with my fruit?”
@HarryHafsak
2 жыл бұрын
You only one step closer to being the perfect associate lmao
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