The army sleeps under the stars, the navy navigates by the stars, the airforce rates their hotels with stars.
@IM_AGENTSOLIDER.EXE10.9M-12M
Жыл бұрын
So true 😂😅🤣😆
@chickendinner5572
Жыл бұрын
The Air Force gets adjustment pay when they come stay on an army base because barracks or food isn’t up to their standards lol
@mauricesimonscrubbs7425
Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣
@CERBERUS_349
Жыл бұрын
And the space force pretend to be them?
@twu2293
Жыл бұрын
@@CERBERUS_349 lol 😂
@theminingj17tmjindustries82
Жыл бұрын
Everyone gangsta until the airforce declines air support
@jrh0369
Жыл бұрын
Marines has their own air support. Declining air support for troops is very Air Force of you though.
@taveclosejr.416
Жыл бұрын
@jrh0369 Lmao how bout this. Everyone's gangster til the AF turns off all thier GPS and Satellite COMs.
@jrh0369
Жыл бұрын
@@taveclosejr.416 How bout this. Military aircraft use UHF so satellites are useless. Before there was GPS pilots used terrain association to navigate and controllers on the ground did a talk on to targets.
@taveclosejr.416
Жыл бұрын
@jrh0369 Great, just for arguments sake, do your ground forces still use GPS nav? Do your planes still need AtA refueling? Did the DOD Sims disallow the use of sabotage SPECIFICALLY because the AF was able to cripple every other branch within minutes? Is the Navy severely worse off without the AF? I could go on but you get the point, I flew as a medic with the AF for a few deployments, I love my fellow branches but don't act like mommy and daddy's favorite child wouldn't destroy the other branches if its "anything goes."
@taveclosejr.416
Жыл бұрын
@jrh0369 Also, we both know that no pilot declines fire support unless it's danger close, and even then, if the ground personnel sign off on it, we still bring the fire.
@MsWobbly1
Ай бұрын
A friend told me that when he was in the USAF, his unit won an award for the pristine condition of their barracks. Our cleaning lady was very proud.
@jmar_2018
Ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@KyleS-n2s
27 күн бұрын
I laughed out loud as a civilian work smarter not harder
@dcarty
Жыл бұрын
Everyone laughs at the Air force until they try to transfer military skills to the civilian world.
@n3wmgmt118
2 ай бұрын
finally the best comeback
@TapRiot
2 ай бұрын
Yup!
@gagemal5
2 ай бұрын
Ripppp
@redactedrider7606
2 ай бұрын
Yeah you get 1 choice. Called the airlines.
@reaperrt1019
2 ай бұрын
@@redactedrider7606yeah you get anything aircraft related, police, communications, satellites, medical, dental, physical health, construction, finance, firefighters, paramedics, HAZMAT, administration, bomb technicians, electricians, business…. Everything is accredited through the Air Force college and constantly encouraged to complete a degree. And we do have comfy chairs!
@poolshoesandrandomscrews1156
2 жыл бұрын
This chairforce joke is superior from the others.
@BababooeyYcho66T
2 жыл бұрын
That and the marine eating crayon jokes
@Sleepy-Rip
2 жыл бұрын
That got me. Imagine the *US CHAIRFORCE*
@codyray6580
2 жыл бұрын
Because marines knock a door knowing there’s a rpg on the other side
@achicken6477
2 жыл бұрын
Yes while they dont do much physical work they have to operate very complex weaponsystems etc
@AdolfTrumpler
2 жыл бұрын
@A Chicken I bet you typed that while sitting in your chair
@jakeencino3792
2 жыл бұрын
being stationed on a airforce base as the only army unit and seeing that this is so true hits different.
@grahmwaddle9106
2 жыл бұрын
An* you sure you’re not a marine?
@THEdudeproductions
2 жыл бұрын
Might think of joining the Air Force damn. As long as there's a gym or something.
@jakeencino3792
2 жыл бұрын
@@grahmwaddle9106 lol nah I'm stationed on aviano af base
@jakeencino3792
2 жыл бұрын
@@THEdudeproductions think about it all the time when they have like 3 days every damn week
@bradleygodkin6584
2 жыл бұрын
Not at a base with aircraft and defiantly not a maintainer.
@mrsodolo
10 ай бұрын
Prior Airforce. On a deployment to Kuwait 2011, we stayed in dorms, with our own shower/bathroom. I ventured to the Army side of base for chow, seen that they had to sleep in tents and use outdoor shower/bathrooms. Hell, their chow hall was a mobile home, we actually had a dinning facility. Sunday's always Steak and Lobster night. Airforce is def the way! to go!
@ChaoticBean794
10 ай бұрын
Nevertheless, Kuwait is still shitty.
@void8741
2 ай бұрын
In kuwait right now at Ali Al Salem Air Base as a Soldier, soon transferring to iraq. Things are still pretty much the same, sleeping in bays, outdoor latrines, but we do get to utilize more of the airforce facilities like their dfac. Had chicken and waffles for breakfast!
@cobra64th21
2 ай бұрын
Well you were probably stationed in Kuwait. Those army guys were just passing through.
@user-uh1rk6cn7x
2 ай бұрын
Soo then...how does one go to the Air Force? What are the prerequisites? (I wanna go there then)
@void8741
2 ай бұрын
@@user-uh1rk6cn7x talk to your local recruiter
@phatphox79
9 ай бұрын
I'll never forget how Salty these Marines were sleeping in tents while we got a high class hotel 😂
@ryanm.191
2 жыл бұрын
Dad joined the army, he said join the Air Force. Brother joined the navy, he says join the Air Force. Cousin in the marines, he says join the air force
@bigga8128
Жыл бұрын
I joined the marines and I also say join the Air Force lmao, or maybe coast guard if you wanna see some action in peace time
@Cybella
Жыл бұрын
@@bigga8128 or just join the national guard (air or army), I'm sure come november-january 2024-25 you'll have quite a lot of action to see in peace time.
@Cybella
Жыл бұрын
My dad was a CCT in the air force, he told me not to join the air force lol. Most people barely do anything there worthy of any accolades, think I'll be fine as a desk jockey lol.
@sfurtado3
Жыл бұрын
Well what did you decide? I agree too with those brilliant advices. Just curious the path which you took
@ryanm.191
Жыл бұрын
@@sfurtado3 I’ve decided to privately fund my flight career and am currently working to stsrt my training in about 7 months
@jaridkeen123
Жыл бұрын
Best joke i ever heard is a Air Force pilot told me he flew a D35K
@jaridkeen123
Жыл бұрын
Get it? A Desk
@DravgonPL
Жыл бұрын
Lmao
@brandonmccallum4755
Жыл бұрын
Lmaooo if you didnt clarify my dumbass wouldnt have got the joke but that's some funny shit
@danielbeltranjr
Жыл бұрын
Lmfaooo
@sparkyohms4206
Жыл бұрын
Thats an observation plane😊
@wolf-xf6hf
Жыл бұрын
Everyone gangsta till the Air Force turn off the maps
@KamiDOTexe
9 ай бұрын
Ah yes, the blue clad blue on blue boys.
@spvillano
Ай бұрын
I'm waiting for the Air Force to turn off paper, think I'll be in for a hell of a long wait. But, what's the chair force gonna do when they need ground security? Call 911?
@averageglockenjoyer
Ай бұрын
@@spvillanoarmy and marines rely on Air Force whether you like it or not and vice versa. There's a reason they exist
@kentonbrown937
Ай бұрын
Yeah, this is funny, but we respect each other based on merit.
@spvillano
Ай бұрын
@@kentonbrown937 Big Army knows better. Merit doesn't matter, competence in one's job doesn't matter, not even marksmanship matters. What only matters is how one scores in the PT test. After all, how fast you run two miles and how many pushups you can do in two minutes determines the quality of brain surgeon that your are. Of course, we do give top level training to our troops, we'll get them all of the, for example, IT certifications and qualifications that there are and make them ComSec custodian and put a contractor in to run the IT systems. I'll give Navy and AF credit, at least they let their people work with me after I retired and was contracting keeping those systems up.
@jesselowe9374
10 ай бұрын
My cousin, who is a soldier, told me one day that the smartest people joins the Air Force. He went on to say that the soldiers and Marines are sleeping in barracks and eating out of metal cans while the Air Force are sitting comfortably, eating hot food, sleeping in a good bed and directing those soldiers and Marines on where to go.
@gracialonignasiver6302
Ай бұрын
As a Marine, all of that is true except the part about being directed where to go by the Air Force. Marine Corps has its own air support. Never had any help from the Air Force. Perhaps the Air Force supports the Army?
@Elloliott
Ай бұрын
@@gracialonignasiver6302 one of the jobs in the air force is human logistics, so actually they do have people that move people source: my brother, who does that for a living
@acefromwithin2079
2 жыл бұрын
"We hate them cause we aint them" -Someone
@edgray2695
2 жыл бұрын
Ain't that step brother just worded dif " they hate us cus they ain't us
@noliejrjr2922
2 жыл бұрын
"They hate us cause they ain' us" -Someone else
@carlosslugo
2 жыл бұрын
Me
@baconbro304
2 жыл бұрын
@@carlosslugo "they hate us cause they anus" -Carlos Lugo
@mrrightorwrong6272
2 жыл бұрын
Theres a reason for the (Few and the Proud)
@lucasqualls5086
Жыл бұрын
It’s all fun and games until a drone evaporates your armored column from the comfort of a gaming chair
@chickendinner5572
Жыл бұрын
No one is saying their role isn’t critical just they have luxury compared to others that’s all. I was army medic and I tell young people to join the Airforce. Army and marine isn’t for everyone. Combat roles are tough as nails.
@BoJangles765
Жыл бұрын
Navy also fly drones
@Reblwitoutacause
Жыл бұрын
also, don't buy gaming chairs. get ergonomic. a good one. gaming chairs are whack af
@ronnader2458
Жыл бұрын
We pave the way for everybody to go in… this is the way
@jonasghafur4940
11 ай бұрын
@@Reblwitoutacause listen to this man yall
@user-mz9ng1zf7w
9 ай бұрын
My time in the Air Force was the best time of my life. Went lots of places, did lots of stuff, met all kinds of people.
@nicolasquimbay8131
26 күн бұрын
Which job you choose??
@theww2girl141
Жыл бұрын
I had something similar happen before, it was my first time meeting my fire chief of the FD I was at, he asked me a question, I answered it and put "chief" at the end of my answer, he got this look on his face and said "don't call me chief call me by my first name." I was shocked because I always thought you called officers by their rank not their first name. And another time, he was coming up the steps, I was getting ready to go down the steps, I moved over to give him space, and he said "oh the captain wants your bed, so move your stuff" and I said "already done sir." (my partner told me before my chief did. I literally just got done moving my stuff for the captain when my chief asked me) .He looked at me and said "don't call me sir." Another time, I was at the ED with my crew, I had to run out to our EMS unit to get something, and there was another ambo from another firehouse parked next to mine, the guy from the other firehouse asked me "you're new right?" I said "yes sir." He got this look on his face and said "sir? Don't f*cking call me sir, we're coworkers that's weird." He said "since you're new is there anything you have a hard time with." I said "yes, calling people sir." He lost it, he couldn't stop laughing.
@chrisvallianos8164
Жыл бұрын
My former Captain before I retired is now my real estate agent. I call him “Captain ‘name” at all times, even in sales meetings. Pisses him off to know end. “Why do you insist on calling me by my fire dept rank?!” “Because you insisted on making me do all that bullshit, sir”
@theww2girl141
Жыл бұрын
@@chrisvallianos8164 Some habits you just never loose. I'm switching firehouses now and I was doing some store work as a cashier and the guys from the VFD I was at shop at this store all the time, and one time they were out with the wagon, they had a float LT with them and I had that LT in my line and he gave me some instructions of how he wanted his change and I repeated the order back to him and finish it by putting his rank at the end of it. The guy that was my boss was behind this LT and after I said "is that correct lieutenant?' the guy that was my boss looked at me with the most confused look on his face.
@ntsebenzombotoloshi2442
9 ай бұрын
@@chrisvallianos8164😂
@gladiatorking2.0envoyofthe95
Жыл бұрын
The Air Force treats their airmen like human beings, and their retention doesn’t suck. That’s too much common sense for the Army though
@bigdee8189
Жыл бұрын
👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍. FACT
@endersblade
Жыл бұрын
The military isn't meant to be a frat house, it's made to defend the country. That requires a certain level of discipline.
@joshuaramirez6121
Жыл бұрын
@endersblade true, but there's a reason why retention rates are so low and continue to drop meanwhile the airforce retention rates are Higher than any of the other branches.
@JJWhitehalll
Жыл бұрын
@@joshuaramirez6121 amen to that
@JanieBee
Жыл бұрын
@@joshuaramirez6121 I feel that but hey, at least we're not speaking mandarin 😂
@Alphasig336
2 жыл бұрын
Spent 6 years in Army deploying and being treated like I was 15 and could think for myself. Switched to Airforce and 15 years later. I’ve deployed multiple times with Air Force and while I’ve never seen or heard people using first names. It is more laid back and professional. They expect that you can read, take initiative and know how to go from A to B at the specified time. They aren’t going to give you a packing list of everything you can/can’t bring and find out in the desert they were wrong or lying. The Air Force expects you to be an adult and have self discipline. Something army didn’t expect or care if you did have. You were in a glorified prison.
@dwightsbeats4274
2 жыл бұрын
Agreed with this, at least once you're out of initial training. Show up, do your work, get shit done and life isn't bad. Don't expect your hand to be held though... learn, and stay up to speed.
@ChaoticBean794
2 жыл бұрын
I've had a different experience. In the Army, I was treated like shit, but at the same time was expected to lead Soldiers as an E5. As an E3, we were given some kind of responsibility to start learning how to lead. While is the Air Force, nothing really is expected as long as I show up know my AFSC.
@jdizzy5076
2 жыл бұрын
My experience also. Go from army TDY to the field in Ft. Irwin to going Air Force TDY to a resort in Hawaii. 👀 Major difference. 👍🏿👍🏿👍🏿 Go Blue
@ding_chavez7613
2 жыл бұрын
@@ChaoticBean794 in the Army they put you in charge early so they don't have to deal with the large number of absolute idiots and scumbags lol, that way they can just get mad at you for it. Think of the Air Force like Google whose motto is 'warheads on foreheads' the Air Force does have the highest K/D as well
@ThisDique
2 жыл бұрын
I like that "they expect that you can read" statement. That's funny with or without context.
@jonsingle1614
8 ай бұрын
As a Army to Air Force guy....I can confirm this
@andraegenius6599
12 күн бұрын
Bro how do you make the transfer
@jonsingle1614
12 күн бұрын
@@andraegenius6599 it's not easy....but my AF recruiter was former army
@KhaosInductionCreator
Ай бұрын
“What is that, parade attention?” Got me fucking howling lmao
@dylanhicks7996
2 жыл бұрын
I wish I had joined the Chairforce instead of being a puddlepirate
@ShallowTeal
2 жыл бұрын
What's wrong with coastie?
@786.nick_
2 жыл бұрын
Same I should have joined that shit now I fucking eat crayon’s.
@dylanhicks7996
2 жыл бұрын
@@ShallowTeal I don't want to say much since I'm still under the Uniform Code of Military Justice but what I'll say on the small scale of things is the Coast Guard has a huge lack of information on what they do and what you'll be doing as a nonerated (E-2 E-3) person and I think it's on purpose. You get lied to by every recruiter but the CG is the most misleading, that's due to them never meeting quotas for recruitment but not an excuse to be lying to 17 and 18 yr old kids. When I'm out I'll be able to Express my opinion more. If you have the heart to serve serve your community and see how you like it. Don't sign your life away
@errolvanzie4765
2 жыл бұрын
Semper Paratus
@mr.hacking8100
2 жыл бұрын
@@errolvanzie4765 Semper Fi
@henrymonroe4300
Жыл бұрын
Several USMC Lcp's were smoked for even thinking about watching this video
@EstevanBonilla
Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@jedediahhoffman7925
Жыл бұрын
Why does this not have more likes?! Funny as hell my man.
@kam6642
Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@erincano8395
Жыл бұрын
*LCpl’s
@paoloalfante3801
Жыл бұрын
These comments are the best.
@scott1395
Жыл бұрын
Back when i join the AF in the early eightys, when i got to my permanent base after tech school, i had to report to my squadron commander! I went in poped to attention and saluted and reported! He stood up and reached out to shake my hand and said Bill Carver nice to meet you! Blew me away! He was real laid back commander!
@TrueFacts-sf4it
Жыл бұрын
Bro did a better job than most recruiting ads😂
@MtnTiggr
2 жыл бұрын
They always be doggin on the chair force till they need chair support XD
@marlonturner8638
2 жыл бұрын
You said it!
@tabcreedence6553
2 жыл бұрын
"Haha chair force" The next day: "Holy shit we pinned down call in airstrike ASAP"
@Bamawagoner
2 жыл бұрын
Sometimes your feet are tired and you just need a place to sit.
@ironbomb6753
Жыл бұрын
Everybody loves A-10's ❤️
@slicknick8598
Жыл бұрын
@@ironbomb6753 bro the airforce isn’t the only branch with air💀💀💀 every branch has pilots
@nigelgarrett2170
Жыл бұрын
“what is that, parade attention ?” 😂😂😂
@teemonigan5511
Жыл бұрын
Lol so funny
@thomascollins4325
Жыл бұрын
It's called parade rest.
@fusionsmusic5995
Жыл бұрын
@@thomascollins4325 we know dont ruin the joke pvt
@RobbyDaddy615
Жыл бұрын
@@thomascollins4325we know boot, it’s a joke
@StereotypicalShea
10 ай бұрын
@@thomascollins4325I thought it was physically impossible to speak in parade rest unless of course it’s modified parade rest, you tell me devil dog
@ayythatsmikey
Ай бұрын
"Well, hey, it's an Army guy!" 10 year old me unboxing presents on Christmas
@Ash_Vulpine
Жыл бұрын
As someone in the Air Force, it’s funny how accurate that first 30 seconds is, you’ll walk in to some flight chief’s or first shirt’s office and be at parade rest and they’ll be like “oh no don’t do THAT.”
@morganh2800
2 жыл бұрын
Buddy and I were interacting with our AF counterpart on a joint FTX and we asked him "what do they call you like for us is Master Sergeant, sergeant, top etc..." he replied "ummm... Mark?" Lol
@Sibleader
2 жыл бұрын
Lmfao
@pabloa2228
Жыл бұрын
True story
@bigdee8189
Жыл бұрын
The Air Force is NOT on a first name basis, unless it's a fellow Airman, of the same rank! But, that's how it is in ALL branches! If you're an A1C, you address a Sergeant by calling him Sergeant OR Sergeant and his last name!! It's NOT "Hey...what's up Mark!". BULL$HIT!!
@bigdee8189
Жыл бұрын
@@pabloa2228 - FALSE STORY!!
@pabloa2228
Жыл бұрын
@@bigdee8189 I was a 2W051 from 2003-2009. First name basis all the way up to the Chief. Only time we resorted to that was during the ORF or something like that.
@Cjones322
2 жыл бұрын
If you're smart you don't need to get screamed at and follow insane discipline. You're smart, so you know when to clean it up. That's what people don't get. I love the Air Force.
@marlonturner8638
2 жыл бұрын
Well spoken.
@Confidential619
Жыл бұрын
I know people who are naturally smart are lucky. Like to me I think the air force is the hardest branch only because of the academics and what they probably expect. Next would probably be marines to be the hardest academic and paying attention wise. Special warfare I would rank different though.
@juanballzack2852
Жыл бұрын
Lol no, only the smartest men can stay tactical under stress. Rangers and SF have to be smart and tough. Nothin cool ab the airforce pogs
@StrideX21
Жыл бұрын
@@juanballzack2852 it's always the trolls that talk shit
@kaixiang5390
Жыл бұрын
@@juanballzack2852 rangers and SF are smart, but they’re only a tiny minority of the force. In the AF nearly everyone’s pretty sharp
@williamcunningham1669
Жыл бұрын
I like to think of the air force as a reward for those who have already done the hard stuff and deserve the easy job.
@garouuchiha4041
10 ай бұрын
True
@wendyh.6645
10 ай бұрын
Parade attention got me weak 😂😂
@kellyspencer12
Жыл бұрын
My TI in boot camp asked us one day “who here knows why you’re in the best branch of the military? Cause everyone else goes off to fight while we salute our pilots before they take off, then go inside and have some coffee and a donut and watch the news” 😂
@bigdee8189
Жыл бұрын
Who really fights in the marines?? The grunts!! Marine cooks don't fight! Marine supply clerks don't fight! Marine administration troops don't fight, because they're in their CHAIR!!! 😂😂
@BobKrisbr541
11 ай бұрын
Sad .. wait till we really fight... 9/11 or 12/7 !!!!
@Freaknizzle49
10 ай бұрын
@bigdee8189 every Marine is a rifleman, boot.
@pythons206
2 ай бұрын
@@bigdee8189Every marine is first a rifleman
@davidinflorida6814
2 ай бұрын
@@Freaknizzle49 I was reading an interview of whoever was the Commandant a number of years ago. The first question was, "can you tell us what you do?" The answer: "I am a Marine Corps rifleman, currently assigned as Commandant of the Marine Corps." Nice!
@GreasyTheGreat
2 жыл бұрын
I should have joined the airforce. I do t wanna be a badass I just wanna be happy again 😭AATW😭 (Edit) getting out in July 🥳
@daMillenialTrucker
2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂🤌
@halfsmokedjoint2101
2 жыл бұрын
aw man
@KizzleLife89
2 жыл бұрын
Damn.. ptsd?
@NB-le9nw
2 жыл бұрын
@@KizzleLife89 Life in an active duty combat arms unit sucks, not just PTSD and most people now haven't even deployed. It's not like it was when I was in during the GWOT.
@tonydawg
2 жыл бұрын
Airborne bro.
@thetaylorholt
10 ай бұрын
Everyone makes fun of the Air Force until an Angel of Death comes.
@BababooeyYcho66T
2 жыл бұрын
POV: he says he’s a specialist, but has the rank of Sergeant. Edit: lol funny fight in the replies
@JJsGA
2 жыл бұрын
Correction, that's Sargeant Rank. E5 Paygrade. Corporal is 2 chevrons, Sargeant is 3 chevrons Edit for the tards that don't have critical thinking skills. INTENTIONLLY SPELLED IT WRONG. I spelled it as how it SOUNDS PHONETICALLY for those who's English isn't that great. IM NOT FIXING IT FOR THOSE WHO CANT THINK ABOUT THE POINT I WAS MAKING AND WOULD RATHER FOCUS SPELLING.
@rrb396
2 жыл бұрын
Sgt
@BababooeyYcho66T
2 жыл бұрын
@@JJsGA apologies, I must’ve missed the third chevron.
@drunkenpirate3201
2 жыл бұрын
SGT. But when you transfer to the chair force you lose rank.
@JJsGA
2 жыл бұрын
@@BababooeyYcho66T you're good 👍 it happens!
@virtueofabsolution7641
2 жыл бұрын
“Also I need you to solve this launch equation before you come in tomorrow thanks buddy”
@whyteisrealyte
2 жыл бұрын
Shaaaat uppp
@dwightsbeats4274
2 жыл бұрын
Lmao. Exactly... everyone shits on the air force, but its literally the hardest branch to get into and yeah, we may not be pounding dirt all day, but that doesn't mean we aren't doing work.
@SirRizzalot
2 жыл бұрын
@@dwightsbeats4274 wait wtf it is? Im currently preparing to enlist. I still haven’t gone to the recruiters office but i did speak to a army recruiter and i took asvab. So like i have to get a certain score on the asvab or be smart asf? Im not dumb but im more of a world history kind of guy so i doubt my smarts would be helpful in there but im also slim since i ran track so ik the army would tear my ass apart. Any advice would be appreciated
@DijahSabreena
2 жыл бұрын
@@SirRizzalot It’s the hardest to get into. You study hard and good and you might get some decent scores. But they’re like in the 40s and up
@DijahSabreena
2 жыл бұрын
@@SirRizzalot Study. That would be my advice. I notice some questions on the asvab when I went back to it looked familiar because of my way around a truck so you never know what you’ll see on them tests. But definitely study, take practice tests, aim high and decent for your Air Force entry scores and good luck 🌈🦋✨
@kizitookoro5916
10 ай бұрын
Just love this guy ,airforce Man very simple and nice ❤😊
@mjjisbest3449
Ай бұрын
Bro did the airforce dirty
@pHixiq
Жыл бұрын
My dad did did 2 tours in Iraq and even got a bronze star 😂. You know one thing he always told me ? *I wish I went Air Force* 😂
@Puff_Chady
Жыл бұрын
You mean chairforce.
@INDRIDCOLD83
Жыл бұрын
@@Puff_Chady Your comment checks out, definitely something a Chad would say.
@gregoryjohnson4745
Жыл бұрын
It's almost 0900 so we're almost done for the day.😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
@samh.6788
Жыл бұрын
Fuckin killed me
@amc1956uk
Ай бұрын
Though retired AF, I have a great deal of respect for the other services.
@ShibDefender
Жыл бұрын
Do you know how hard it is to remember first names in the military when all you hear and see are last names?????? I was in 12 years and worked with the same people every day and still takes me a minute to remember those 7 first names.
@BigHighWarGodBandos
2 жыл бұрын
"Well Sargent the marines keep making fun of me and since i cant beat em up ill flex my wealth on em"
@Rwy801998
2 жыл бұрын
Or if you're AMXS make sure that their plane breaks down somewhere shitty for a day or two
@steveh5307
2 жыл бұрын
That's the best way to do it.
@dwightsbeats4274
2 жыл бұрын
@@Rwy801998 lmao, exactly.
@DriftingClouds90
2 жыл бұрын
@@Rwy801998 thats a good way to get put in a hole somewhere and forgoten
@joshuaweifenbach815
Жыл бұрын
As a former Airman, this isn't completely accurate but very close lol
@oldguy9078
Жыл бұрын
Yeah when I was in the Army the Air Force were our best friends, they gave us a ride where ever we needed to go. Just like the Marine Corp the Navy gives them a ride where ever they need to go ! ! ! 1
@LonelyPluto317
Ай бұрын
THE AIRFORCE GAVE MY DAD CHAIR DISEASE… HE CANT GET OUT OF HIS DESK CHAIR FOR AN HOUR 😭
@travisdeines17
2 жыл бұрын
Reason why there so laid back is to keep pilots calm, and train them to use that calmness in the air
@dimitrikemitsky
2 жыл бұрын
Even for non-pilots though, it makes sense. No amount of moto is gonna make shit fix itself (and intel, weather, ops, etc), and if it's not done right, people die. And it is complex work that requires a lot of learning and coaching to get right, often years or decades. You can't build institutional knowledge if people are scrubbing out after 4 years. Air Force is making a bigger investment in time and money into each person, so it doesn't make sense to piss them off pointlessly.
@zackc.4572
Жыл бұрын
@@dimitrikemitsky The Air Force is amazing, but don’t forget the amount of numbers they have compared to the Army. The Air Force can afford to invest more into their pilots because there are fewer, and they need them to be the best of the best because you’re ground attack is only as good as your air support.
@yaboi_muffmuncher
Жыл бұрын
“Oh hey it’s an army guy” idk why that sounds so funny to me 😂😂
@crazygamingyt7245
9 ай бұрын
SAME
@Mr_Negrodamus
Жыл бұрын
Completely INCORRECT. I served in the USAF with a Sgt that was former Army...I heard all the truths.
@jojodiver8706
Жыл бұрын
The best part was sitting by the base pool with a beer, watching transient Army troops run by in formation. It felt so patriotic.
@1989filadenim
Жыл бұрын
Its all airforce jokes until a raptor flies by.
@codytisdale9064
2 жыл бұрын
No shit. My brother's Step Mom was in the AirForce. She got stationed in Hawaii. The airforce housing was full and they PAID HER EXTRA to stay in the BRAND NEW Army housing because it wasn't up to the Air Force standard
@pyrimad8
9 ай бұрын
"Brother's step mom" is weird
@KnawedOne
12 күн бұрын
Oh my Lord! 😂😂
@megahades8296
Жыл бұрын
its all fun and games until the F22 pulls up ready to ground the entire enemy military.
@S1rSlippy
11 ай бұрын
Ill never forget a joint ops with the air force. It baffled us how happy they were all the time. Side note biggest fml was when we heard they were getting extra pay for staying in our barracks that werent up to there standards ... ... ... ... They were staying in the newest best barracks we had. Best was when they asked what all the lil tin sheds were for.
@novanoskillz4151
2 жыл бұрын
as a proud AirForce vet who just got out. this is so accurate. my O-3 used to pick me up in his benz to go hit on chicks at the club 😂 whats fraternization?? lol
@bensno7690
2 жыл бұрын
Yes lol
@steveh5307
2 жыл бұрын
LMAO that's awesome
@megaconda07
2 жыл бұрын
Yeah steve I'll take shit that didn't happen for 500
@novanoskillz4151
2 жыл бұрын
@@megaconda07 theres always that one bitter person. I get nothing out of lying to you guys. it was a funny experience that fit this story, so i shared it. whether you believe it or not. i could careless. But it absolutely happened. more than once might i add.
@Kilo-sz4ch
2 жыл бұрын
Do you happen to know anything about pilot selection?
@geoffreydowen5793
Жыл бұрын
UK Navy vet in the UK love this piss take .glad you are on our side chair force. and army guy . respect guys
@wyattbeltz341
Жыл бұрын
“It’s almost 09 so we’re almost done for the day.” Memories 😂 Will say, worth the 4 years. Glad I didn’t do Army
@carlosgirardot7566
Ай бұрын
I wish I had joined the Airforce instead of the Army. I joined in 2006. Battle buddy went to sick call during basic training and left his ruck behind. I was expected to carry his gear + mine because, "can't leave gear behind in the field". Then turn around and march miles on pavement. I went from extreme pain to numbness until the next day I couldn't bend my legs. Then I had to go to sick call, have X-Rays done, that led to bone scans. Turned out I had caused so many stress fractures in my femurs it looked like spider webs and had 3 herniated discs in my lower back. I completed and went to AIT and finished schooling but could never go to a duty station because of constant pain and reoccurring stress fractures. I ended up on a list of people to be med boarded in the end which took over a year. I wasn't allowed to stay in because a desk job isn't mean for E-3's even if I could type circles around my CC. Now, years later. I am left with constant low back pain, hip pain, leg pain, and knees so bad that I can't stand up without using my arms at age 38 and only weighing 170lbs. I had to fight for years just to get service connected disability, and then more and more to get above 20%. Which went something like, 10% Legs, 10% Back. Then 30%, Back + Each leg. Now I am 60% and get something like $1,500/month and moved to the Philippines just to be able to afford cost of living on my income. Only to find out getting my medication here is an extra pain in the ass.
@LaJuera25
Жыл бұрын
Ok but I will say, if you don’t know your job in the Air Force- it’s a very good way to get kicked out- regardless of your Pt score. Not the case in the Army.
@xTAiJuTSuX
2 жыл бұрын
Its almost 09...has his hood up 😂😂🤣
@30SecondsBrave
Ай бұрын
This is incredibly accurate… my first encounter with an Air Force Staff SGT as a new Marine was repulsive. I stood at parade rest and asked for direction using proper rank and greeting. He stopped me and said, “ Woah, just call me Jim unless my boss is around.” Later we all went to lunch. The Air Force gave us 1hr (which was a lot), but when we returned, we found out that everyone had left for the day. It was only 1400…. Crazy.😗
@Retro_WrathX13B
Жыл бұрын
Watching this, I can only wear the face of The Shocked, The appalled, The Disturbed. As a soldier, I can only describe my state of being as Uncomfortable Beyond All Logical Measure
@DinoPwn
Жыл бұрын
I was so blown away at how casual it was to talk to staff/tech sergeants after I got out of tech school. They were almost like your buddies with authority
@AV8-tur
2 жыл бұрын
Army hates af until the a10 thunderbolt 2 comes in.
@Ceclickswindows
2 жыл бұрын
Lot of people hate the A10 tho
@AV8-tur
2 жыл бұрын
@@Ceclickswindows yeah unfortunately. The air force has been trying to get rid of it ever since it was first in service, but no one can take away the fact that it is one of the best, if not the best air to ground platform
@cobra64th21
2 ай бұрын
Army always hates Airforce because we know we fucked up by not joining the airforce. ASVAB requirements for AF really aren't a problem for many army guys.
@joecrail7596
Жыл бұрын
Sergeant don't even know he has a transfer that should tell you everything 😂
@user-wacko-usmc
2 жыл бұрын
The only regret is Not joining the USAF after 4&1/2 yrs in the USMC. Could have Skated the other 15 1/2 years & had a Nice Pension.
@shyryTsr2k
Жыл бұрын
My brother graduated Navy bootcamp yesterday and I couldn't be more proud of him... Though I love the Navy I'd love to live my dream of being a reconnaissance pilot. One of my oldest cousins serves in the Air Force for 22 years! Much love my dudes❤
@rhenderson9234
Жыл бұрын
A lot of truth here. While with the Army in Vietnam we would occasionally go to Phan Rang Air Base for supplies, it was almost like going back to the World! They had paved streets, electricity and hot and cold running water. The Air Force people always treated us great !
@Online_confessions
17 күн бұрын
The chair force 😂
@biggfnkuntry3701
2 жыл бұрын
Yet funny cause this is the convo I had with an Air force recruiter when I was medically discharged
@ThatOtherRaccoon
Жыл бұрын
“It’s almost 0-9 so we’re about done for the day” 💀 💀
@garyhardison9265
11 ай бұрын
Love the airforce, retired Army Grunt here, good cas, they show up when you call them and their chow halls are the shiznit! Word, their food is on point. Girls… they got ‘em. Show up TDY to a joint excercise, need advance travel pay… Army Pay office, come back in 3 days, Air Force, no problem it’ll take about 3 minutes and we’ll put you up in the BOQ and pay for you a rental car… should’ve been a PJ
@Secure_It_T
Жыл бұрын
I laugh every single time I see videos about one branch clowning another but this one is top tier😂😂 The Chair Force
@jimlahey4995
2 жыл бұрын
“Parade Attention” 💀
@naverilllang
Жыл бұрын
The real laugh is talking at parade rest
@sgtstedanko7186
Жыл бұрын
It's true. They're paid the best, treated the best, they fly for fun, and they have the best looking females
@Aesirfollower2020
Жыл бұрын
Army here: must be nice
@nmb3217
Жыл бұрын
Hell yeah they do, saw a airforce lt. once in one of the defacs out in Kuwait I bullshit you not time stopped haha…everyone stopped eating and looked straight at her…she was a time stopper haha…
@Elczampo
10 ай бұрын
they fly for fun and for life it might be enthusiastic but believe me in air u dont have much time to thibk about that
@user-zo4sd3lf1p
Ай бұрын
That’s why we called chair force making me laugh so hard😂😂😂
@leanit5756
Жыл бұрын
As a soldier, I remember being shocked to see carpet in a AF chow hall, with civilians busing the tables no less. Problem with the Airforce is the glacial like promoting. I worked with a retired Airman who retired at the grade of E6 who was never busted down. You can earn SSG (E6) in the Army in as little as 4 years, due to the poor retention rate.
@Rocky-kx4vo
Жыл бұрын
Watching this crying in infantry 😔
@thebigredwave
2 жыл бұрын
Being an army vet, there are so many triggers in this.
@fredbFU
2 күн бұрын
“We don’t do shit here” understatement of the century😂
@wildmeatballs
11 ай бұрын
Dude was just ready for a chair and everything else was a bonus
@Heavy_C
2 жыл бұрын
Lol just for a couple of clarifications to this stupendous joke… you DO call your immediate supervisor by his/her first name. But there were a shit ton of other staffs and techs that I always called by their rank and last name because I never knew them and wasn’t comfortable with them like that. In the Air Force a lot of E-5s and E-6s like to flex on you, because some asshole did the same thing to them. Regarding the “at ease”, you don’t assume any formal positions with any NCO other than the First Sgt or Chief… and most First Shirts I’ve ever dealt with were cooler than the other side of the pillow. You DO come to attention/parade rest for your squad commander though. Aside from those small corrections, it is very country club-esk 🤣
@dwightsbeats4274
2 жыл бұрын
I'd say its more, "9-5" esque if you are an officer, or in some office/technical type job. Maintenance, ops, or anything to do with aircraft or security forces is not like this lol
@edgarretana8377
2 жыл бұрын
The beauty about being in the Air Force is that it’s as easy as you make it for yourself. If you can maintain a high level of respect and professionalism who cares if you use first names?( with reason of course. No one goes around throwing our superintendents first name around cuz we all got mad respect for him.) If you pass your PT test for the year there’s no point in being forced into mandatory pt every morning🤷♂️. The Air Force provides guidance for just about anything you could ask for help with. I spent my tech school at Fort Lee and the army guys were so jealous of us. The army had their Drill Sgts escort them around all day. Looked like they were livin BMT pt 2. I got a BMT flashback eating my lunch at the army DFAC one day after a Drill Sgt snapped at someone. They even had drill sergeants at the BXs like why chill. What’s the point of still treating these people like children controlling their every move AFTER they just graduated training that already showed what they’re capable of.
@cobra64th21
2 ай бұрын
It's to keep the soldiers under constant stress to get them ready for war.
@oliviavanbrink
Ай бұрын
My dad, a Marine who retired, got a civilian job for awhile before the Air Force offered him a much better job than his civilian job (he ended up whatever an O6 is in the Air Force, and he did some really cool stuff, and I only heard the stories he was allowed to talk about (many came from the Marines, but he had some really interesting Air Force ones too, plus he got a ton of benefits and a decent work schedule, stuff that was much better than his abusive civilian job). Even though he switched branches, he still loves hating on the Air Force
@Siquemacuh420
Ай бұрын
Everyone laughs about the chairforce until they start hearing all the wrath of Gatling guns and missiles flying by
@LongIslandHobbyist
2 жыл бұрын
When I was in the army I was signal. It took me 2 years of being at hood to realize we had a few air force guys attached to us. They had humvees in our motorpool upfront that I literally thought were motor pool(mechanics) vehicles. They were where Charlie's vehicles were, I was Alpha so I literally only walked by them, never did any work around them. One day right about 2 years in the unit I saw 2 guys I didn't recognize and asked someone that'd been in the unit for longer and he said that's the air force guys that are attached to us. That was literally the only day I saw these guys. I went my last 2 years and never saw them again. It was the weirdest thing.
@jebe9337
2 жыл бұрын
You over in 4ID circa 04-05’ time frame? I remember we got some TACP’s over in 1-66AR, then they just disappeared before our rotation circa 05’.
@LongIslandHobbyist
Жыл бұрын
@@jebe9337 sorry man just saw this. Nah I was at hood 96-99. I ETS'd July 19, 1999. Our mototrpool was right near the water tower with the patch on it, right next to 144ADA.
@dylan7919
Жыл бұрын
Sergeant? My name is Brandon. 🤣🤣
@brendan4842
Жыл бұрын
( o )( o )
@jacesenger8295
Жыл бұрын
That's how it should be done when talking to eachother, it's stupid that you have to stand a certain stance to just talk to someone
@user-fq7cq9op3p
13 күн бұрын
Transfer.. hahaha this rhyme is a pain in the ass.. hahaha
@erlinmedina532
2 жыл бұрын
Marine here.. just how accurate is this? Asking for a friend..
@interestateloe
2 жыл бұрын
🤔😂😂😂🤦🏾♂️😂
@Radvous
Жыл бұрын
Air force guy here, 85% accurate I'd say. Some things are definitely inaccurate for satire.
@BadMannerKorea
Жыл бұрын
@@Radvous Yeah right. You’re telling me your squadron allows you to come in civilian clothes? Done at 9am on a regular basis? Customs and courtesies don’t matter?
@Radvous
Жыл бұрын
@@BadMannerKorea what part of my comment did you not understand?
@BadMannerKorea
Жыл бұрын
@@Radvous I understood it. 85% accuracy is a misrepresentation. Notice how you didn’t confirm any of that, because guess what? You’re not dressing in civilian clothes and leaving work at 9am.
@shawncarnes9471
Жыл бұрын
I went Blue after 15 years ANG. It definitely seemed like this. Freaked me out the first time my CO called me Shawn. 😮
@kayyeshaw1686
Жыл бұрын
we don't do that this is false but nice story lol
@shawncarnes9471
Жыл бұрын
@@kayyeshaw1686 Hand to heart, its how he addressed me.
@jamesforgington3315
Жыл бұрын
“PT is every other Friday at 8 o clock, we’ll stretch for 5 minutes, stroll around the track a few times, then cool down with some more stretches. Yeah yeah, I know I know…I wish it wasn’t so early in the morning either.”
@slatec02
2 жыл бұрын
I'm so glad I was in the Air Force.
@Icanseeyoupee
Жыл бұрын
This is correct. However, it is rare that Air Force gets prior Army. Because of they have to use their brains.
@nmb3217
Жыл бұрын
Please I’m x army and those dudes were beggin me to join…I told em to piss off.
@ThyZaxios
Ай бұрын
Reading these comments as a civilian with 0 military experience, it seems like all the other branches outside Air Force feel having it harsh somehow makes you superior and more capable of defending your country? All I see is blinding pride. I agree that you need a lot of discipline and skills but it also doesn't mean you needed to be treated like trash the entire time of your service.
@CoolBluBoi
2 жыл бұрын
Everyone: Making jokes about the Air Force being Lazy Also Everyone when they need CAS: HELL YEAH!
@yato329
Жыл бұрын
Air forces doesn't even provide cas
@mitchellbarton7915
Жыл бұрын
The chair force joke is so true. Any time you get called to the CO's office, you sit down and talk unless you fucked up.
@jasonespinoza5105
Ай бұрын
not even kidding. I got basically this conversation from my captain.
@LisaSummers1988
14 күн бұрын
i guess the chair-force joke flew over my head the first time.
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