No way this dude can say that with a straight face, AND feel proud about it.
@p-__
Жыл бұрын
My farts are better than Charlie's farts.
@DoctorSquirt
Жыл бұрын
He wasn't even straight faced, he was like ear to ear smiling, man got the Olympic gold in his mind or some shit
@mr.cheese2278
Жыл бұрын
^^2 npc's having the most normal convesation
@TheSilentWalkerz
Жыл бұрын
Nah he definitely is proud. It’s the only experience with a girl he would have in his life (obviously not his mother because the kid definitely grew up without parents).
@RochelleMelany
Жыл бұрын
Right like I’d be taking that shit to the grave 😬
@samwellcheck562
Жыл бұрын
This guy is the top evidence for the idea that the people most obsessed with sex are the people that never have any.
@bigjalapeno7061
Жыл бұрын
I feel like most people know that at this point
@CandyBoot
Жыл бұрын
@@bigjalapeno7061To be fair, there are people who have sex nearly every day, multiple times per day while expecting such from their partners. They proudly comment about it in certain videos as the sign of a healthy relationship & deny the possibility of it being an addiction.
@ferretyluv
Жыл бұрын
@@CandyBoot Those people are lying.
@MoominDoogie
Жыл бұрын
People crave most, what they feel they cannot not have.
@jnoirj3124
Жыл бұрын
That's why it's typically referred to as "virgin behavior".
@forcedentry2010
Ай бұрын
If you're ever at your lowest point in life high on fentanyl and dying homeless in the streets, before you leave this world, you can at least take solace in knowing you weren't this guy.
@Youngyacob
Ай бұрын
Thank you for such a positive outlook
@SpiritBled99
Ай бұрын
@Not_A_Dumb_Leftistwell yeah but once it wears off u realise how messed up you are
@Chonkems
Ай бұрын
@Not_A_Dumb_Leftist No, you'd probably be stabbing or biting someone as the cops arrive.
@ButteryEvolution.
Ай бұрын
@Not_A_Dumb_LeftistYou can be in more bliss as you think about this while dying.
@ParanormalAnarchist
Ай бұрын
I’ve been there. Now im clean but still homeless. Clean 7 years 🎉
@crosis100
10 ай бұрын
Knowing people like this exist makes me feel so much better about myself
@BlisteringBlue42
5 ай бұрын
Same. The smile he gives afterwards makes it even worse.
@zackkassner3374
2 ай бұрын
You should just be happy to be you, don’t worry about others :)
@iwantcereal
2 ай бұрын
@@zackkassner3374 Some people just arent
@mollusckscramp4124
17 күн бұрын
@@BlisteringBlue42 Unnervingly creepy, or "giving the ick" as the kids say lol
@jonathan_420
14 күн бұрын
Same. Watching these vids is an insane confidence boost
@nefwaenre
Жыл бұрын
i feel so bad for the old man right beside him... the amount of cringe he must've received first hand is... unspeakable.
@terryshaw3377
11 ай бұрын
bro was for sure there a couple hours after he left
@slow_cl9tsx
11 ай бұрын
his face said it all
@jimmyvasquez5298
11 ай бұрын
I wouldnt be able to contain myself from roasting him, a dude like that won't attack you so you know you can bully him.
@corvus8638
11 ай бұрын
He’s probably dead now due to complications of the cringe
@richardcochrun3869
11 ай бұрын
People using the word cringe in serious context is just as bad tbh.
@HumzablowbrainMK2
Жыл бұрын
Charlie is basically my personal therapist reminding me that I could be worse
@tannerdavis2678
Жыл бұрын
You read the top comment congrats
@HumzablowbrainMK2
Жыл бұрын
@@tannerdavis2678 thank you 😊
@thisone98
Жыл бұрын
grow a brain you bot.
@deathrowShorty
Жыл бұрын
you're such a sad clout demon for not only begging for comment likes, but copying someone else's comment to do so AND admitting it
@maxschulz6764
Жыл бұрын
Stolen comment
@redbarron1010
9 ай бұрын
The old man in the sunglasses is my favorite. He has seen and heard everything at this point in his battle scarred life and just says “ahhh… okay” 😂
@fastinradfordable
3 ай бұрын
“Wow” -he prob said I got a lady of the night I can introduce you to at the truck stop😂
@mollusckscramp4124
17 күн бұрын
".....I spent 6 years in 'Nam for this generation" 😂
@janwieck400
9 ай бұрын
He is saving himself for the right girl? What type of girl is right for a creep like that?
@KingDogelll
2 ай бұрын
The Trailer Park kind.
@TheImprovised
2 ай бұрын
A sex worker.
@iLagProIsCool
Ай бұрын
Any that would tolerate him free of charge. He's not saving himself out of his own free will
@DylReadsHorror
22 күн бұрын
An inflatable one?
@janwieck400
22 күн бұрын
@@DylReadsHorror LOL
@rjai5003
Жыл бұрын
It’s always crazy seeing people proudly admit to things that I would take to my grave
@kaj7135
Жыл бұрын
The combined power of alcohol and autism is unrivaled.
@NoxWyatt
Жыл бұрын
@@kaj7135 Leave us autistic people out of this, that shit ain’t autistic behavior, that dude just doesn’t know when to shut up.
@jesseroberts1041
Жыл бұрын
@@kaj7135 Does he actually have that? My sister isn’t even half that awkward, even when drinking lol.
@user-jc5xs1fr4l
Жыл бұрын
@@kaj7135 I'm autistic and I'm very private, sensitive to emotion such as embarrassment, tbh, and I haven't personally(!) met any person on the spectrum who was insensitive to it, so I'm not sure if being autistic in itself is a qualifier for having no sense of social dignity. A lot of us deal with social anxiety due to hypersensitivity to social stimuli, overthinking our behavior. I don't mean to be pedantic btw, just thought I would share, as autistic people are fairly misunderstood as it is.
@DopeioThePhoneBoi
Жыл бұрын
@404 But we also can be chronic oversharers, especially if we have an additional learning disorder like ADHD.
@isaacnewton1700
Жыл бұрын
The fact that he displays some pride and dignity in this means he's definitely done worse things, things that he's actually ashamed about
@Punchmadedev.
Жыл бұрын
WE don't care and my videos exposed Charlie
@ansalem12
Жыл бұрын
Either that or he's literally incapable of shame. It's probably what you said though...
@sebastianperezboeff985
Жыл бұрын
Tbh i cant imagine what things he did that he is ashamed of
@SpongeBob-lt8mu
Жыл бұрын
@@Punchmadedev. bro shut up
@Armsmen
Жыл бұрын
@@sebastianperezboeff985 Probably criminal or nearly criminal, which is a bit scary to think about.
@shayneb3540
3 ай бұрын
That old man killed me 🤣🤣 “Wow.” What else can you say?
@od813
3 ай бұрын
U know he’s gonna tell his buddies about that situation
@jolyc
9 ай бұрын
Not even Batman could get this out of me
@dolorousjohn5499
Ай бұрын
Yeah dude i could be getting fucking bamboo splinters shoved under my fingernails and I'd still lie LOL
@ivannasha5556
27 күн бұрын
Bet! I'm Batman...
@darkninjacorporation
Жыл бұрын
The fact that he specifically names which streamer it was. I can’t imagine the second-hand embarrassment she must experience knowing this happened during a seemingly normal interaction
@papercat_morningteeth1137
Жыл бұрын
IM GONNA TOUCH YOUR EYES 👀 GONNA CRY 😭 I’M SORRY 😢 I’M SORRY 😢 IM NOT A LITTLE FRIEND AND I’M SORRY 😢 BUT I’M NOT THE SAME FRIEND THAT I WAS LIKE THE ONLY ONLY FRIEND WHO SAID
@mlxh2819
Жыл бұрын
@@theresurrection33 STPeach
@AzraWhit
Жыл бұрын
@@papercat_morningteeth1137 bro what-
@Merpsicles
Жыл бұрын
@@theresurrection33 4:40
@tomlxyz
Жыл бұрын
@@AzraWhit spam
@fatkrab7556
Жыл бұрын
Charlie is probably the only person that can say the same words a 6 year old would say to insult someone and make anyone actually get offended by them
@Punchmadedev.
Жыл бұрын
WE don't care and my videos exposed Charlie
@p-__
Жыл бұрын
My farts are better than Charlie's farts.
@ghristophermyers666
Жыл бұрын
@@p-__ Oh yeah? Lemme sniff them, mfer
@HRDCRLVRxXx
Жыл бұрын
@FatKrab Dude frr it’s hilarious
@djnolan00000
Жыл бұрын
Its that marketable voice of his
@weirdboipete9904
9 ай бұрын
NOTHING could've prepared me for what that man was gonna say 💀😭
@mattackaigaming8527
10 ай бұрын
I have had a wet dream that ended in ejaculation ONCE in my entire life. It was a miserable experience. It felt like it was being forced out and was not pleasurable, just uncomfortable and woke me up. I was so embarrassed and ashamed I couldn't tell my wife. If this is happening to this dude three times a week, God save his soul.
@khateatingcactus
10 ай бұрын
I have the same thing happen to me sometimes a couple times a month, except that i don't have any recollections of my dreams whatsoever. And when it happens I am just woken up at 6 am having to go change. At some point it was happening so often that i'd go to sleep having to wear two pairs. Awkward and maddening
@WaywardZombie
9 ай бұрын
In the land of over sharing
@Spr0ket
9 ай бұрын
@@christopherkrause337 Proffesionals have name for this "Blue balls of morpheus"
@blakemcdowell4146
9 ай бұрын
I thought I was pissing my pants but woke up and figured out it was worse
@mrspams3489
9 ай бұрын
God help your wife if you're ashamed over a wet dream. I guess its missionary with the lights off and socks on for you guys. 😂
@mr.l8527
Жыл бұрын
If my son ended up like this, I'd honestly feel like I failed somewhere horribly in raising him.
@codybgaming1414
Жыл бұрын
Church
@sirisaac6225
Жыл бұрын
@@codybgaming1414What about it? Does he need to go to it? In that case I agree lol. He needs Jesus. 😂
@codybgaming1414
Жыл бұрын
@@sirisaac6225 it's a saying like I agree
@andyfibb
Жыл бұрын
@@sirisaac6225 mf needs a doctor if hes cumming from a hug. he need to get taht checked out. that is not normal.. lol
@cturtles9514
Жыл бұрын
Dude I am so worried about having kids because sometimes it doesn't matter how good of a parent you are, you just give birth to an awful little freak. Ion want that.
@skylerrash9154
Жыл бұрын
Charlie's videos always remind me that I could be a worse human.
@MK-hw2ir
Жыл бұрын
Boosting my confidence fr
@birddaddydetta
Жыл бұрын
Giving me the motivation I need to introduce myself to the outside world as a passable human
@thetallmidget3009
Жыл бұрын
Reach for the stars! Be the worst.
@jiraiya604
Жыл бұрын
@0 Dirt 0 ong fr
@seg162
Жыл бұрын
Make sure you don't become worse.
@Garfeef
10 ай бұрын
This was probably the only way he was ever "taught" to relate to other people, which is a really tragic and perpetually isolating place to be. I hope he will be welcomed by better people one day
@AleTitan
5 ай бұрын
along with Internet and porn addiction
@TheMrJizzus
4 ай бұрын
He doesn't need porn, he just needs a girl tapping her finger on his shoulder
@lucky6961
3 ай бұрын
he's just too deep in the rabbit hole, it would take a lot of therapy and support to help him, you can't get that bad without years of poor relantions, terrible parents and porn addiction
@ArchIVEDCinema
8 ай бұрын
Love the dude in the background's confused "Wow" when he first says he came in his pants lol
@Damned-Soul-Sundea
Жыл бұрын
The fact that he admitted to this multiple times, hell even once is just insane. Not even the CIA could get this shit out of me.
@Punchmadedev.
Жыл бұрын
WE don't care and my videos exposed Charlie
@p-__
Жыл бұрын
My farts are better than Charlie's farts.
@shinraix5041
Жыл бұрын
Right like that kind of info is something you take to the grave 😂
@nightwatch3889
Жыл бұрын
I might mention it as a funny thing to laugh about with someone who's comfortable with that kind of talk but I wouldn't brag about it lmao
@fart63
Жыл бұрын
@@nightwatch3889 I personally have never met anyone who would think that’s funny, just weird and a little bit sad
@heychika112
Жыл бұрын
I went to school with this guy holy shit! He graduated in my class. Finding all this out explains a lot about his behavior back in high school. He was always a weird kind of awkward around girls so we all thought he was gay. Jesus, Dallas, you gotta chill man.
@bobfenster3690
Жыл бұрын
story time now
@heychika112
Жыл бұрын
@Bob Fenster that's the thing, there aren't really any "stories" he was just kinda weird and reserved. In terms of body language he is exactly the same, constant beaming smile, but not a happy one. Like he is trying to hide something but loves that you don't know what. He also wore really tight jeans and a vest. All that, plus his almost obsessive love of the Jonas Brothers, were what made people think he was gay.
@Jairjax
Жыл бұрын
@@heychika112 the Jonas brothers?! Ah hell nah, that's immensely gay.
@Jacob-ir6zi
Жыл бұрын
I went to both middle school and high school (covid del sol jk lol) with this guy, had multiple classes with him, and graduated the same class. Wtf he said he was gay in school and then we all supported him because we felt bad that he was being bullied for being gay. He was always a weird guy but now I'm fucking pissed off because it seems that he faked being gay to get closer to girls which is creepy af. This is so fucking weird because I knew this guy in real life. And yes he was obsessed with the Jonas Brothers. It was one of his defining character traits. He would upload videos of him singing Jonas Brothers songs, brag about how much he loves the Jonas Brothers, and would always come to school in like a suit vest over a t shirt with a tie around his neck as if he was dressed like one of the Jonas brothers. We respected his style but I don't think any of us thought he pulled it off
@alexthebudgie9071
Жыл бұрын
@@heychika112nestly he kinda sounds like he’s on the autism spectrum. One thing I’ve noticed about some of the of men on the spectrum; not only do they not have a filter, but they also tend to be creepy at times My first two partners were diagnosed autistic men. (I’m an diagnosed autistic girl) The first one was 22 and I was 16, and was like this alot and I would always tell him I was uncomfy (he later left me for my 15 y/o best friend) The second one just straight up raped me, and would always talk like this. All of my friends are autistic people and the stuff about the eccentric clothing, and obsession with the jonas brothers. I’ve always worn clothes that have gotten me bullied for being weird (either cause they are comfy or I get bullied for dressing like my passions and stuff) And I actually smile a lot like him because I want to be seen as friendly but some people have told me it can be creepy how I always smile. Idk why but now I can kinda see why :((((((( Anyway just my input as an autistic person who struggles to have friends who aren’t autistic and who has dated 2 autistic men who acted almost exactly like this and were predatory. Not all autistic men are like this, I know my best friends aren’t like this and even tho I’m not a man, I’m not like this. But he does seem to fit in to that group. But idk I’m not a doctor or whatever.
@MacIsWacky
7 ай бұрын
God the fact he's SMILING while admitting something like this. Not even truth serum would bring something like this out of my mouth.
@terrynixon2758
6 ай бұрын
I've worked with someone like this. He would just spout random stories without really thinking about what he's saying so frequently embarrassed himself. He had learning difficulties though so it seemed harmless and forgivable. Last I heard of him was a video on Facebook of him being caught by paedo hunters
@trippytwig
Жыл бұрын
I tried so hard to give this guy the benefit of the doubt when he was at the bar cause we’ve all said some wacky stuff while drunk but to say it on an interview is insane
@lizzyluv96
11 ай бұрын
Same here man, i thought they're just sat around sharing embarrasing stories and he wanted to make them laugh, but then he just...won't stop
@ponderingponderer3010
11 ай бұрын
Nah dude that's the kind of sh*t you keep to yourself no matter what the topic of conversation is lmao
@maurits4845
11 ай бұрын
@@ponderingponderer3010even blackout drunk my mind wouldn't allow such a story to leave my mouth
@stykman2577
11 ай бұрын
@@maurits4845 lmao, fr 😂
@TheBigLez
11 ай бұрын
@@stykman2577 and that man is stone cold sober lmao. No chance those words would leave my mouth
@noonenowhere877
11 ай бұрын
It’s kind of surreal to me that people like this make it to their twenties and thirties without getting their weird behaviour brutally corrected by the people around them. I do not remember my own childhood being nearly that hands off.
@Jonahpwn
11 ай бұрын
They don’t like us to do that anymore. They call it bullying
@Jaybiv
11 ай бұрын
I wish it were still that way. It's proven to work 🤷🏻♂️
@hunteractually3637
11 ай бұрын
It does work idk why people don't do that.
@Glaster6
11 ай бұрын
This is a perfect example of someone who needs to be bullied, although he probably gets off to that shit
@thatstranger6114
11 ай бұрын
This is the age of safe spaces where it's slowly becoming a crime to tell people the truth about themselves.
@BenjaminDelong
2 ай бұрын
I feel bad for that old dude, he didn't deserve this kind of torture
@user-mw4fj2me3w
2 ай бұрын
i think when he tells people, they feel so awkward that they smile, and he sees that as a positive interaction...
@GlassesnMouthplates
Жыл бұрын
This dude is the counter-embodiment of that one Try-Guy who always talked about his wife and being a loyal husband but was actually cheating behind her.
@Astrapricity2
Жыл бұрын
OH YEAH the wife guy
@flipf615
Жыл бұрын
no... this is nothing like that
@char5379
Жыл бұрын
@@flipf615 which is why he said the counter-embodiment
@flipf615
Жыл бұрын
@@char5379 and its still nothing like what OP said
@jancarloberrios6234
Жыл бұрын
@@flipf615 cmon, don’t be a hard ass and just explain why it’s nothing like what OP said. Cause it REALLY sounds exactly like what OP said. Creepo virgin nuts at a woman’s touch and creepily tweets weird shit to streamers but is a devote virgin ‘by choice’ and has no “interest” in said streamers and is looking for the “perfect girl”. “Loving and faithful” husband that loves talking about how great his wife is and and how much he loves her completely throws it out the fucking window and cheats on her with another woman.
@CinderAsh
Жыл бұрын
The way the old guy next to him just goes "Wow" in the most monotone, dead pan look after he says that out loud in public had me on the floor
@snickle1980
Жыл бұрын
well it looks like he set himself up for streaming in a bar with randos. 😁 That guy doesn't look happy to be sitting where he is, does he? 😂
@fivefifth
Жыл бұрын
i was looking for this that ish had me dead hahahahah
@jacobr2022
Жыл бұрын
That "wow" said so many things
@competetodefeat4610
Жыл бұрын
That's the sound somebody makes when their brain is busy processing the sea of pathetic that just spewed forrth out of your mouth.
@ohio72213
Жыл бұрын
"What has this world come to? What a loser"
@jordanhelton2409
21 сағат бұрын
the "Wow" by the old man was the cherry on top LMAO
@smurfsmacker35
10 ай бұрын
ill never hug a man ever again
@darrenthomson9917
11 ай бұрын
Charlie always manages to find the most degenerate human beings on the planet. Watching these videos always makes me feel better about myself no matter where I'm at in life
@Mr.MidKnight
11 ай бұрын
Yeah there's always someone worse than you brother
@johnvirginia7238
11 ай бұрын
Charlie’s awesome. The only time I can think of when I didn’t agree with him was when he bashed Too Apree. Everything else that has been spot on. One day he might even bash me because my uploaded content degenerative lol
@DracoPadilla
11 ай бұрын
@@Mr.MidKnight See I believe that, but where does it end? I've always wondered that. Like does it go all the way down the line until it reaches the worst person on earth? And then who's worse than them? No one? It's like trying to think about where's the end of the universe.
@dvdv7777
11 ай бұрын
Maybe he's a social vampire. He sucks the decency and common sense out of people, leaving Karens and turbo-cringe Twitch mods in his wake.
@YashiFradkin
11 ай бұрын
This is what happens when someone knows they’ve gone to the lowest of the low and are now just finding themselves funny… he’s a real fucking Chad.
@EgoJCs21
Жыл бұрын
Whenever I feel down about myself, Charlie's always there to remind me : At least I'm not this guy.
@Nwilliam43
Жыл бұрын
real
@fokyewtoob8835
Жыл бұрын
To not being this guy! 🍻 🎉
@bigjalapeno7061
Жыл бұрын
Lol yea
@tylangston1731
Жыл бұрын
cheers on that
@iloveanime2015
Жыл бұрын
Cheers bro
@sonatine3266
9 ай бұрын
2:53 That's how I feel about it as well. It's not nothing to be proud of... it's something you should be ashamed of like hell. I mean it's normal that you get a fast heartbeat when you hug a girl you like... I always get it and I always feel like an idiot when the girl recognizes it, but THAT... that is not even another level, that's a totally different sport and to be proud of it is insanely weird.
@NikkiG1134
9 ай бұрын
Nerds from the 80s are rolling in their graves
@joeyn3590
Жыл бұрын
Usually I'm not a fan of virgin being used as a negative thing or insult, but if someone is as gross and creepy as him, it's very valid
@babbalad
Жыл бұрын
Theres literally nothing wrong with being a virgin... this guy though yeah thats something else
@Lora_Beolab
Жыл бұрын
@@babbalad virgin men usually are'nt good people so there is something wrong with being a virgin
@DemBigOlEyes
Жыл бұрын
There is nothing wrong with being a virgin. Being a pathetic virgin, on the other hand...
@sunshineslowking5025
Жыл бұрын
There’s a difference between being a virgin because you’re not ready/not interested, and because you’re a giant creep
@jamesmonorow574
Жыл бұрын
@@babbaladyeah and off topic thing here but I don’t get why some people are so desperate to have sex and prove themselves to others it just doesn’t make sense to me
@Vapor9473
Жыл бұрын
When I heard “moderators”, I shrieked out loud: “Shiver me timbers!!!!”, and I was shaking in my sandals! I can’t believe Charlie would say such a horrendous word with such little forewarning. I still loved the video. Keep it up Charlie.
@Punchmadedev.
Жыл бұрын
WE don't care and my videos exposed Charlie
@p-__
Жыл бұрын
My farts are better than Charlie's farts.
@alittledeezer6415
Жыл бұрын
Already got bots. I feel bad
@The_Raptor
Жыл бұрын
scary stuff man, I did the same thing.
@Yeetyeeet
Жыл бұрын
what the fuck
@gagewalters7051
20 күн бұрын
That wow from the old dude killed me
@Se7enclikk
Ай бұрын
I mean he had to be drunk to admit that💀thats why u shouldn’t drink😭
@stoogel
Жыл бұрын
I’ve been following Dallas on Twitter for awhile. Dude is an absolute marvel. A nonstop trainwreck you can’t help but watch. He’s so pathetic that you almost feel sorry for him, but then he turns ultra narcissistic and you can’t.
@ytnukesme1600
Жыл бұрын
lolcow potential? 🤔
@hafirenggayuda
Жыл бұрын
Sad twerp who think too highly of himself, perfect target for bullying and hate watching
@mindob766
Жыл бұрын
Kinda Like Chris Chan?
@BeeryGamer
Жыл бұрын
In what way is he narcisstic though? Arrogant, sure. But from what Ive seen here, he's just a misfounded proud boy
@hafirenggayuda
Жыл бұрын
@@mindob766 this one still kinda sane, for now.....
@robmiester
Жыл бұрын
Being called a hug-jizzer still isn't as bad as being called a twitch mod lol
@Arbaz3102
11 ай бұрын
Or being called a jizz-hugger, hey I'll take being called that over being called any kind of moderator anyday 😂
@god.usopp2yearsago115
11 ай бұрын
It really is that bad
@stmsin
11 ай бұрын
idk
@notsmii7y
11 ай бұрын
There are things we tell people and things we keep to ourselves. What that dude said is one of those things you keep to yourself. Fuckin weirdo
@Hip.Username
11 ай бұрын
what about a hug-jizzing twitch mod?
@trashicity
3 күн бұрын
god he looks SO HAPPY about it, too
@timwest277
9 ай бұрын
Damn dude, I would be ashamed of myself if this happened to me. This dude is so down bad that all it takes is a simple social contact and he's leaking.
@Goz969
Жыл бұрын
People like Dallas are not uncommon by any means, but the way how he is so casual and open when revealing his kinks like this, and not feel embarrassed by it really takes these type of weird people to another level.
@BaldMancTwat
Жыл бұрын
Other comments said it's possible he has a humiliation kink. That makes sense to me, because he really seems to be enjoying telling this story despite how embarrassing it obviously is.
@jeremytesticleman1607
Жыл бұрын
Unrelated to the kinks but people like him are proof that you shouldn't stay home all day and should be spending more time with people. There are people like him that lack self control and have their whole life revolved around women.
@michaelka3071
Жыл бұрын
@@jeremytesticleman1607 also proof that this types of dudes should just be put in jail before they start being a predator or worst being a pedo
@evan12697
Жыл бұрын
people are just grossly open about sex talk anymore anyway out to dinner talking about who's a bottom or a Dom or whatever degen shit of the day
@Damarai_
Жыл бұрын
@@michaelka3071the dudes weird but instantly jumping to pedophile and predator is crazy.
@Rubiktron
Жыл бұрын
As a lab technician I would like you guys to know that 2-headed little soldiers are not rare nor do they develop 2-headed embryos or anything of that sort. They can barely move, so reaching the egg would be a heroic task in the first place, not even mentioning how hard it would be for it to get inside.
@brandenmoore955
Жыл бұрын
I just learned about this. He said it so proudly even though it means his sperm production is messed up.
@jm75937
Жыл бұрын
Pfft, tell that to my two-headed baby!
@MePatra
Жыл бұрын
Exactly lmao he has a mutation
@TechSupportDave
Жыл бұрын
That's funny as fuck. Not only is this guy a joke, but his sperm is too.
@Datoda
Жыл бұрын
Natural selection working as intended it seems like
@tommyhernandez9392
7 ай бұрын
4:45 the face of disbelief
@daniellancaster4161
10 ай бұрын
Caught 2 vids of urs, instant subscribe, real common sense doesn't seem to exist online, I dig what ur doing man!
@vinvin4884
Жыл бұрын
The reason he keep telling the story is he feels a sense of power, having performed a sexual act in close proximity to another person without their consent. And that gets him off. It's 100% predator behavior.
@mogstonks6250
Жыл бұрын
lmao
@Neithie
Жыл бұрын
It really is. A nd if he explored his sexual needs, realized he has this kink, he could totally find ways to get into it in consensual ways within the kink community But nooo He's gotta suppress.
@Cyphon
Жыл бұрын
mfs be quick to label anything as predator behavior nowadays smh
@Cyphon
Жыл бұрын
@@Neithie bro you cant just go and have sex with whoever you want its not how it works
@mogstonks6250
Жыл бұрын
@@Neithie Man.. people sure have some crazy ideas. I don't think he needs to explore his sexuality, I think he needs to explore therapy and get more wordly experience. He's so young and barely leaves his computer, his perception of life is like being stuck inside a shoebox.. he's just a weird MF that needs to live and learn but is stuck in a cycle of internet echo chambers.
@Cagebreaker
10 ай бұрын
When he admits it again for the guy with glasses in the interview, the look of pure shock and horror that crosses the interviewer’s face speaks volumes.
@johnherbert1431
4 ай бұрын
"that's badass..."
@MadScientist267
4 ай бұрын
I think dude wants to know how to get covered like slimer
@zoedonovan8510
Ай бұрын
kinda looks like walter white
@morbidstudio1681
9 ай бұрын
0:19 Charles just described me perfectly 😔
@dev1855
9 ай бұрын
Was not expecting that
@PlayLikeLegends
11 ай бұрын
Whenever you're in a shitty mood and things aren't going the way you expected, just remember you could have spawned like this guy.
@PlayLikeLegends
11 ай бұрын
@Siddhartha Manuelito I'm just saying "stay positive when your low because things can be much worse" in the context of this video lol. This video wouldn't be interesting or funny without that underlying comparison we're all doing. That's the basis of cringe humour.
@YashiFradkin
11 ай бұрын
@@PlayLikeLegends ur right, I’m laughing at him, but I’m also not comparing myself to him. I also know he’s pathetic so I want to help him. I get a lot of emotions from it.
@PlayLikeLegends
11 ай бұрын
@@YashiFradkin I feel that. My comment wasn't meant to be so deep, but maybe it's too harsh lol.
@chaoticscripts7345
11 ай бұрын
@@PlayLikeLegends ion know how it even got this far😂
@gloriamartinez7985
11 ай бұрын
Yeah thank goodness
@normanreviewsgames698
11 ай бұрын
It's finally happened. 4chan has condensed into the form of a single walking talking human being.
@ryshellso526
11 ай бұрын
Nah, twitch and plebbit. Virgin incels.
@Bap-lt4ms
10 ай бұрын
Mostly just the incel portion. If it was all of 4chan he’d be shouting slurs and insulting people.
@mikeymoore6269
10 ай бұрын
@@Bap-lt4msim sure he has his moments
@Bap-lt4ms
10 ай бұрын
@@mikeymoore6269 True
@bowel_movement
9 ай бұрын
@@Bap-lt4ms he's not even an incel, he's voluntarily celibate.
@ChocolateStarrfish
9 ай бұрын
Charlie: -Moderator *Only then, the king felt true fear for the first time*
@user-hg2vt9mi3y
28 күн бұрын
i wasnt ready for that.....
@SIXLRR
Жыл бұрын
I love how progressively shook the interviewer gets, i'm sure he didn't think it could go any further, then he heard "I have those double-headed sperm".
@thirtythreeeyes8624
Жыл бұрын
He should probably see a doctor for that it sounds like a serious condition
@tayzonday
Жыл бұрын
It’s normal to ejaculate with minimal stimulus. But it is odd to make that one’s NPC and brand identity. It’s like everybody has seen dead squirrels, but nobody begins conversations talking about their most recent experience seeing one.
@p-__
Жыл бұрын
My farts are better than Charlie's farts
@icypastasauce7240
Жыл бұрын
Hey tay cool to see you here again
@commonchame1eon
Жыл бұрын
White chocolate rain in his pants
@HonkeyKong54
Жыл бұрын
Chocolate leach
@talyn_dr33murr999
Жыл бұрын
That's pretty much the best comparison right there. Felt extremely bad for those having to hear that conversation starter. Multiple times. Awesome to see ya here again, Tay.
@samuelmaeder
18 күн бұрын
I wasn't expecting it and it hit me like a truck.
@seekay8079
10 ай бұрын
Charlie: You couldn't waterboard that information out of me Also Charlie: *Admits to precuming after a girl kissed him*
@syrynaurora
3 ай бұрын
That’s normal though and kissing kind of has subtext of wanting to turn the other person on. Hugging is entirely innocent and, in this instance, purely platonic which leaves only one party being aware that they’re receiving sexual gratification while the other is under the impression that they’re just greeting them. There’s also the difference between precum and a full on ejaculation.
@Spinosaurus135
Ай бұрын
What video?
@joshuaj.7087
Жыл бұрын
This man is the embodiment of the phrase: “Waterboarding couldn’t have gotten this outta me”
@alguienxdd9630
11 ай бұрын
LITERALLY, batman would hsve to kill me before I willingly gave up this type of info
@Arbaz3102
11 ай бұрын
Man, I believe the post that that phrase originated from will also make you feel the same way...
@YashiFradkin
11 ай бұрын
@@alguienxdd9630 funny cus that dude is legit the jokef
@user-jw8rr3zy8y
11 ай бұрын
Sometimes honesty is the best policy.
@someguy34hnt
11 ай бұрын
Waterboarding could get something else outta HIM 😆
@ujlt7198
Жыл бұрын
This dude single handedly guaranteed he will never get another hug again.
@abrahamlincoln1600
Жыл бұрын
Yeah, it’s just Air-hugs at this point. He’ll probably nut off those too.
@minibatman2.016
7 ай бұрын
Even Batman couldn’t beat that kind of information out of me 😂😂
@nateneufy
2 ай бұрын
Not even Batman could beat that information out of me
@XShadowWolf1926
Жыл бұрын
He's forcing all of us to be part of a humiliation kink
@omnicurse
Жыл бұрын
💀 you right.
@dailypositivity6659
Жыл бұрын
I'm not even 5 seconds in, and I'm already scared by Charlie's wardrobe choice
What I find more surprising is that the mod left their house. If he feels confident enough to brag about lacking any sort of social norms then imagine what the basement dwellers are doing.
Why are these bots trying to brag they make better content? They will not be famous if they’re trying to promote their channel, they will get hate on all their videos
@_Dark_Cloud_
Жыл бұрын
It's amazing he didn't burst in flames, from the direct sunlight.
@zergle5205
Жыл бұрын
“I dont think you should make your hobby your personality” damn the rock climbing community disagrees 😂
@chrisi7127
Жыл бұрын
Motorcycling, Football, any other form of sport: 👀👀👀👀👀👀
@ninakore
Жыл бұрын
@@chrisi7127 weebs, gamers, furries: 😎😎😎
@KaKarol
Жыл бұрын
@@ninakore 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 1:03
@MrJoshEsc4p3
Жыл бұрын
Musicians
@queef_coreee522
Жыл бұрын
Artists: 🚗💨
@aidengarrett7411
2 ай бұрын
“That’s interesting, my brother,what the fuck.“ got me laughing so hard for no reason😂.
@lash4572
9 ай бұрын
he will meet his Angel....when he dies
@Mr_HammerExe
Жыл бұрын
And this is why I’m thankful to know when to hold my tongue when having conversations.
@Mennacious
Жыл бұрын
It's so over.
@randomdude8832
4 ай бұрын
2:50 You couldn't torture that info out of me Also charlie 3 years prior:
@sarahlove5124
6 ай бұрын
I've listened to hfo videos for hours and still not had something just happen and this guy just needs a hug wtf is this world
@ryanmodra9420
Жыл бұрын
Charlie giving us no warning, just chucking us right into the deep end.
@Raeilgunne
Жыл бұрын
there really wasn't any warning, was there? I mean, he hyped it up like normal, but to go straight from intro to that?! need brain bleach.
@lateral1385
Жыл бұрын
For real 😂 I wasn't ready for that
@rykingbaus10
Жыл бұрын
sink or swim kiddo
@TheIronParasite
Жыл бұрын
The Internet Dad we need!
@eeurr1306
Жыл бұрын
@@rykingbaus10 Silence edgelord
@Freddie7191
Жыл бұрын
He may not have the title, but this man embodies the spirit of Twitch mods more than anyone. He's the last true Twitch mod.
@valletas
Жыл бұрын
Lord of twitch
@bigjalapeno7061
Жыл бұрын
Yep. Le beeg weirdo
@pratikmandal1350
Жыл бұрын
KZitem, Reddit, Discord, Twitch. Long ago the four platforms stunk in peace. But that all changed when the Moist Jesus attacked. Only the pathetic Twitch mod could bring cringe back to the world. But when the world needed him most, he came in his pants.
@sadierift1201
Жыл бұрын
Unfortunately there's a tonne they're like pathetic terminators
@ThAtGuy-ky5sv
3 ай бұрын
You know it’s bad when even Moist wouldn’t tell a story if it happened to him.
@sabastianstevens6402
9 ай бұрын
The strength of my (actual, real life) facepalm when the words of 1:02 graced my virgin ears could’ve killed a small victorian child
@ChesterManfred
11 ай бұрын
This man deserves to be on something they call a "Watchlist"
@pamelam1101
11 ай бұрын
@siddharthamanuelito9659 nobody?? have you not met people?
@Robotic24
11 ай бұрын
@Siddhartha Manuelito that’s not true, what about the guy the raped Cain Velazquez’s 4 year old daughter over 100 times? He definitely deserves to be on a watchlist if not dead.
@RealGodfromheaven
11 ай бұрын
@Siddhartha Manuelito lookin at your pfp you should be on a watchlist
@YashiFradkin
11 ай бұрын
@@RealGodfromheaven glad the dude who wants to kill people in his other comment wants a watchlist. Please take urself away.
@user-jw8rr3zy8y
11 ай бұрын
@@RealGodfromheaven no I don’t
@crediblesalamander8056
Жыл бұрын
This man is truly an enigma. I've always thought being horny and wanting to have sex are the same thing, but he's definitely proved me wrong.
@dominiccoyne8730
11 ай бұрын
Discovery unlocked: *Voyeurism*
@l.f795
11 ай бұрын
999
@ellecimz6618
11 ай бұрын
Lmao!!!
@JediKnight2140
9 ай бұрын
Not even The Punisher could get this information out of me. 😂
@user-tv7sx8mu3d
2 ай бұрын
"you couldn't torcher that information out of me"!!!! bro your so f****** funny
@aj-pb2qv
11 ай бұрын
I give female twitch streamers props for being so brave knowing there are these types of creeps in their fan base Edit: I find it disgusting that ppl say “they know what they are doing” or “this is how they get their salaries” fr tho it’s messed up that people would rather blame the women then to just say nothing. Imagine being a gaming streamer and you only get money from people who are pervs. It’s gross. I know that’s a majority of female streamers communities, but that doesn’t mean it’s right, or that they want that. You guys are pretty much saying that women streamers will only get famous for their bodies. Can we just all not be sexist pigs and just watch people in a non-creepy way
@kanpekiken2481
11 ай бұрын
I know girl streamers personally and they just say they don’t like to think about how the guys look 😂😂
@Shadoallcaps
11 ай бұрын
These are the guys that pay their bills. This is their lifeblood
@brettpardue8786
11 ай бұрын
"Brave" lol. Women who sit in a chair and show cleavage all day to get free cash while contributing nothing productive to society should not get that type of respect or attention. This is why I don't watch twitch because I'm not giving these people the time of day
@sable4539
11 ай бұрын
Don't give props blud. They gain money from the same losers that do this shit. If they don't like it then they should stop streaming
@mahmood481
11 ай бұрын
They are the ones giving streamers money, without them Female streamers are broke
@LittlleJimmy941
Жыл бұрын
Another good life tip from Charlie: "I don't think anyone should make a hobby their whole personality".
@Punchmadedev.
Жыл бұрын
charlie don't support pride month thats why my content is better
@paulmccartneyofc6883
Жыл бұрын
Even more if your hobby is jizzing
@robambrose4199
Жыл бұрын
Even more if your cause of death was: "jizz."
@NealCamerlengo
Жыл бұрын
@@NocturneJester Nah, majority of humanity especially the religious nutbars.
@Arcademan09
Жыл бұрын
Reminds me of Twitter bios when people make that their entire existence
@Traxxis267
21 күн бұрын
Ebony Maw with those microsurgery needles couldn’t get this out of me
@fragenstien1421
12 күн бұрын
yo that twitch mod has all the early warning signs of someone going to snap and do something horrible
@goosemagicflute
Жыл бұрын
Even though I've never romantically been with a woman in my 24 year life (tbf I've had 2-3 GFs in Jr. High, but we were all still kids at the time so it wasn't serious), I hope I don't end up this depraved.
@snickle1980
Жыл бұрын
your self awareness prevents the issue from coming up. You're safe...for now.
@jenkathefridge3933
Жыл бұрын
Just go outside and talking to women you will be fine
@jacobr2022
Жыл бұрын
As long as you stay self aware, you can be saved if shit gets worse
@sebastianperezboeff985
Жыл бұрын
As long as you stay self aware like other people in this reply section said and you are a normal human being to any women, your gonna be fine
@arthurius_3022
Жыл бұрын
I'm going to say something that you surely never heard before, as long as you stay self aware you're alright
@juanherran6452
Жыл бұрын
I took a developmental psychology class in college and remember them saying that sperm cells that are two-headed are the most incapable of penetrating an egg lmaoo
@Bananaficiary
Жыл бұрын
Why did you learn about two-headed sperm in psychology class? 😂😂😂
@juanherran6452
Жыл бұрын
@@Bananaficiary developmental psychology starts from conception and goes to death
@lorumipsum7790
Жыл бұрын
@@juanherran6452 yeah this unironically even if you take a high school level class on it
@oftheHowl
Жыл бұрын
@@juanherran6452that class is just [Child] Development, psychology has nothing to do with sperm cells
@juanherran6452
Жыл бұрын
@Austin Garcia bruh I took the class. It was about the psychological development of humans from conception to death. Goofy 🤡
@yomamma.ismydaddy216
3 ай бұрын
This actually kind of makes me miss my bar hopping days, you never know what you’re gonna see or hear or meet or bang out there
@mossypebbles
17 күн бұрын
Run if you ever get hit with a "Where's my hug? 🥺"
@pcotton3757
Жыл бұрын
whenever i feel sad about how shit life is, im gonna come back and watch this video to remind myself that it could be way worse.
@parzavaal5335
Жыл бұрын
Well its the dude that's shit, so you're saying *you* could be worse, but don't let that stop you from trying to improve yourself!
@PuncherOfWomenAndMinorities
Жыл бұрын
"come back to this video" My brother in Christ this video was released 6 hours ago
@nonhic
Жыл бұрын
@Master Cheek they said they are "gonna" come back
@lukabarisic7080
Жыл бұрын
@@PuncherOfWomenAndMinorities My bruda in Allah, do you even English?
@PuncherOfWomenAndMinorities
Жыл бұрын
@@nonhic 🤓
@_Ciaran_Maher
Жыл бұрын
As a 27 year old virgin, I'd gladly go another 27 years before I'd admit to something like that. I probably will go another 27 years but still, this is pretty wild.
@wkeon
Жыл бұрын
I respect that man but just pay for it get it over with unless your religious first times pretty ass and shortlived and that Convo of "this never happens" is just more cringe than being a 30 year old virgin
@bojanglespoonan8419
Жыл бұрын
why would you even admit that weirdo
@depressedessendonfan5702
Жыл бұрын
You gotta walk before you can run
@scratch7971
Жыл бұрын
I hope you find someone, brother. Just know you are worthy, but beware a bitch lookin for a bag.
@robotzombie4754
Жыл бұрын
Im 32 so I won😁
@alextongue-gr3re
Ай бұрын
I've shared embarrassing stories to friends but not in a proud way. He says it like its some sort of conquest.
@randomstories2706
10 ай бұрын
'I'm like Jarvis but hyperfocused on internet dogshit' Ultron. Bro is Ultron just without the intent of destroying the planet after seeing the way humans are
@kingofnamek
Жыл бұрын
If a guy openly says he jizzed his pants from a hug on camera TWICE, I really don't see why he would ever lie
@someguy34hnt
11 ай бұрын
Man's a jizzoholic 😂
@edwarddehelean2215
Жыл бұрын
1:07 😐 That's enough internet for today.
@PsychedelicArchaea
2 ай бұрын
They literally made a song about this guy. Lol What a prediction.
@Ss4Goten
6 ай бұрын
I refuse to believe that accidentally jizzing in your pants is an actual thing.
@iexist.imnotjoking5700
6 ай бұрын
Yeah that'd be so weird. Especially because you could smell fresh jizz from miles away.
@ronk9830
5 ай бұрын
Sounds like he's overcompensating for something to me...
@ryanallan4180
Жыл бұрын
I had a nightmare last night about Charlie standing over my bed doing unnaturally scary faces and I genuinely cannot watch him anymore
@redfromberk
Жыл бұрын
sounds like a skill issue
@ryanallan4180
Жыл бұрын
@@redfromberk servers are down
@Iamdafish
Жыл бұрын
I had a similar dream. But instead of getting scared i made scary faces too and asserted dominance. Get gud
@ryanallan4180
Жыл бұрын
@@Iamdafish I couldn’t move in mine, was litteral torture
@redfromberk
Жыл бұрын
@@ryanallan4180 oh damn my bad then
@taurus7395
Жыл бұрын
As someone who is waiting til marriage, being a virgin is a perfectly fine and normal route to take if that’s your goal. However, if like this guy you’re absolutely obsessed over having sex, you worship that ideal, and you still get rejected every single time, then I’m fine with you being called a virgin to make fun of you
@aharonbaalshem
11 ай бұрын
Not a Virgin but I choose Celibacy for Spiritual purposes. But the fact he's so obsessed with sex. It makes his "by choice" stories even more unbelievable
@rhyswhittington8759
11 ай бұрын
good for you mate. you do find that the virgins - more so the virgins that dont choose it (im absolutely not using the popular term thats used for that, as i think it does a great deal of harm, the kind of shit that creates school shooters) are the ones absolutely obsessed with sex.
@nefariosgliscor
10 ай бұрын
I'm 31 and a virgin, but waiting for the right person, and not necessarily marriage, just the attraction has to be mutual. Call me a virgin and I won't be insulted. Call me a twitch mod and I'll simply laugh because of this video and the fact I don't use twitch. Call me an incel and it will absolutely hurt me on a deeper level. Because while I do struggle in social settings, I have a somewhat fulfilling life and to be identified as one of those incel creeps who constantly create their own shitty problems, blames the world, and lives on the internet...that thought hurts my soul. There's never any hope for an incel to change. I'd literally rather be a virgin the rest of my life, by my choice or not, than EVER become a fucking incel with the incel mindset.
@Zargabaath
10 ай бұрын
Well... just to be accurate, an incel just means it's against your will. So stay a volcel. Or just tell yourself that tbh. Sex isn't that great imo. It's not something to focus on, and it's not something to base your life on. We just have the drive because of evolutionary prerogative.
@icantseethe7680
9 ай бұрын
@@nefariosgliscorIts obvious that you’re reluctant to face your own emotions. Just don’t be so rough on yourself man, I don’t think I could make it to that age without ⚰️📿
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