Konami Writer: "Okay, so why exactly does the evil gang attack the hero?" Young Koji Igarashi: "Because the darkness in their souls compelled them to do it." Young Hideo Kojima: "Nanomachines!" Konami Writer: (Jots down "For no reason")
@ChristopherSobieniak
9 жыл бұрын
James Koch Yep, that's a video game!
@EdmacZ
10 жыл бұрын
6:12-6:26 "Gimme a drink, Bar-tender." "Thirsty....THEN EAT GUN LOSER!" "I NAME IS-" *shot* Then the bearded guy from Time Gal Laughs.
@FourthDerivative
11 жыл бұрын
The setting of Town With No Name, the plot consistency of Earnest Evans, and the "gameplay" of Ninja Hayate. It's the ultimate Wrongpurae potpourri.
@PsychadelicoDuck
9 жыл бұрын
When the attract mode is more coherent than the actual gameplay...
@portalfreak7628
8 жыл бұрын
And the attract more fails to do so.
@ThEjOkErIsWiLd00
10 жыл бұрын
Jesus, from now on if anyone asks me for the definition of schizophrenic I'll just point them to this video. Oh, and when "Landolf" came on the screen I thought "Calrissian"
@jameskoch9567
10 жыл бұрын
Wait a minute... 1:39 bottom row... it's Garcia from Last Alert! His crimewave goes back further than we ever knew!
@EarthLordCJ
10 жыл бұрын
"For no reason!"
@VegaP6
10 жыл бұрын
is this fallout new vegas
@IAMELIPHAS
10 жыл бұрын
No it's battletoads.
@thomasjenkins7506
5 жыл бұрын
this isn't xenogears.
@pandorasangel2747
4 жыл бұрын
Its Metal Gear Solid
@AlvadarIronroot
11 жыл бұрын
Whenever my life gets confused, or I don't know what I'm doing or where I'm going, I just watch this video and realize that it could be so much worse. God bless you, MAN.
@TheAdmiral14
8 жыл бұрын
I've got some kind of psychological damage because now every time I see the name "Konami" I reflexively say 'Fuck Konami" to myself like I've been conditioned to do it.
@redmercer4158
10 жыл бұрын
Listen: Billy the Kid became unstuck in time.
@silverbeach1557
10 жыл бұрын
Town with No Name 2: Andy Von De Oniyate Takes a Holiday
@WittingStudios
8 жыл бұрын
OW MY BACK! A cowboy time traveler story?
@ectothermic
9 жыл бұрын
Surprised I hadn't seen this before. Glad I finally got to. Need Aspirin now though.
@thegriffin88
11 жыл бұрын
I love it when anime tries to do the old West. It's hilarious.
@JoeCoolMaveric
10 жыл бұрын
2:10 From this point on, I literally thought I was having blackouts.
@Wupar
11 жыл бұрын
It's like some studio had animated some scenes for an anime they were planning to make, that would have had an extensive and well-connected plot with several twists, then through some unfortunate event, lost the rights to make it. Then they were like "Well shit, we have do SOMETHING with these clips."
@lich109
11 жыл бұрын
I think I figured it out, there are scenes where you have to immediately shoot the bad guy, then it shows them dying, if you shoot somebody who wasn't a bad guy, then you get that scene where the main character turns blue, and you lose a life, if you die (I mean get shot), it counts the scene as finished and moves on to the next one, or the Long Player was skipping the part where he screwed up. Also if Road Avenger was anything to go by, the cutscenes were in order.
@CapnLexCrunch
8 жыл бұрын
Why does KZitem think this is Pokemon Stadium?
@MariaIsabellaZNN
8 жыл бұрын
That's not what this is?
@Mateus_Carvalho
8 жыл бұрын
The Pokémon series started pretty different back in the 80s, then?
@DarklinWolf
11 жыл бұрын
For anyone who's interested, the gimmick of this game was that it could be played using a single button. This is most evident in the ending where you have to push the button while the game scrolls the alphabet. The entire game is a QTE-fest but there are actually no UI prompts on the screen, just crap happening. If you don't press the button EXACTLY when a threat appears, you get shown a matching death scene and then the generic hospitalization scene/game over angel thing (cont.)
@TheVeteranROB
7 жыл бұрын
When is this game getting its own Pachinko machine
@Phoebe5448
6 жыл бұрын
"Come back, Shane!"
@TheStrongBadMan
11 жыл бұрын
Oh wow, you guys actually took my suggestion. I'm flattered.
@Akubar45
11 жыл бұрын
Somehow this game has a lot less cohesion than Time Gal. I want everyone to realize that.
@g00dguy23
11 жыл бұрын
I lost it when the bartender drew a gun.
@shadowhog777
11 жыл бұрын
This is the kind of game you see a character in an anime playing in the background when their in an arcade.
@DeadwingDork
11 жыл бұрын
I like how the initial select thing at the end is also a quicktime event.
@WhoIsSirChasm
11 жыл бұрын
I love how you get ten points for every second you play the game. It's like it knows it sucks, so it has to compensate for it.
@CruelestChris
8 жыл бұрын
I believe he's shooting dinosaurs because someone watched _The Valley of Gwangi_ and assumed it was a documentary.
@capthavic
9 жыл бұрын
wow this was really hard to watch, the transitions were so fast and jarring I couldn't comprehend what I was seeing before it was over let alone react to it.
@XH1927
11 жыл бұрын
As a CADD/CAM engineer in training, I can confirm that copy and paste (and mirror, god I love mirror) are, in fact, a designer's best friend. Just throwin' that out there B-)
@JintaiThe3rd
11 жыл бұрын
Hard to believe this was a prequel to Sunset Riders.
@Mr.Spongecake
11 жыл бұрын
This is probably the best video name the Diabeefus has come up with.
@MooneySquared
11 жыл бұрын
He looks like Flint from Mother 3, but without the mustache. And the awesomeness.
@Protantical
11 жыл бұрын
Space cowboy from the past comes to save the day in a wacky western comedy.
@dsagent
9 жыл бұрын
Possibly the most wat game ever made.
@irrationalxlpsr
6 жыл бұрын
When is Konami gonna make a pachinko machine based off of this?
@Ryaomon
11 жыл бұрын
Get Will Smith on the line, we just struck gold for the plot of Wild Wild West 2: Wilder and Wester
@DannyPerski
11 жыл бұрын
A truly riveting tale, filled with heartfelt cutscenes and a glorious conclusion.
@kanna-san.
7 жыл бұрын
still better than that new Magnificent Seven movie
@OmniEraser
11 жыл бұрын
Wow, Fergus has really outdone himself.
@Chugargonfan
4 жыл бұрын
I like how slowbeef didn't get the Mexican Big Boss joke
@King_Clark
11 жыл бұрын
This is still better than Cowboys and Aliens.
@Taisuru
11 жыл бұрын
Third in the series that gave you "A Fist Full of Quarters" and "The Man With No Logic"
@drz2014
11 жыл бұрын
The cougar was a death roll.
@noptic
11 жыл бұрын
Why does the intro for an arcade western video game look better than 98% of the shit we have now in 2013? Why does that look so cool? WHY
@SuckMyRightToe
11 жыл бұрын
It was nonsensical, over the top and I felt like I was having LSD induced amnesia throughout. 10/10
@TouchpadNMbackup
11 жыл бұрын
It's like that cougar attack predicted Red Dead Redemption.
@idjitfilms
11 жыл бұрын
This made perfect sense to me. Why I am a dragon and why I was watching this on a rowboat to Indonesia is confusing me.
@vissova
7 жыл бұрын
This video gave me whiplash.
@KefkeWren
11 жыл бұрын
Somewhere else there is a developer whose lifelong dream was to create that guy. ;D
@WittingStudios
6 жыл бұрын
Man, Fallout 76 looks great.
@notyoursavior78
5 жыл бұрын
Fallout76 wishes it was as good as this game.
@aoiconoclast
11 жыл бұрын
I love how I could tell this was a Time Gal/Road Avenger style game just from the explosion in the thumbnail.
@Isaacian27
11 жыл бұрын
And thus Konami saves money by developing a game made entirely of animation recycled from the cutting room floor.
@LordFreezie
11 жыл бұрын
Remember when there were two-headed dinosaurs in the Wild West? I do.
@DairunCates
11 жыл бұрын
Actually, I think what's happening is the game expects you to push the shoot button on criminals. If you do it soon enough, you get a scene of them dying, but if you don't, the game gives you a death scene... So, basically the game is a DVD menu. Whoo.
@TheGlitched64
11 жыл бұрын
6:40 - 7:00 I had to pause the video, I was laughing too hard to hear what they were saying anymore. XP
@LordBBH
11 жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure the scenes being a jumbled mess is because of incorrect emulation, it's "seeking" to the wrong spot in the laserdisc file, so things happen like killing the last boss ("YOU WIN!") but then having the cougar scene play right after.
@k0ngbuster
2 жыл бұрын
Hey alright, amigo.
@LordBBH
2 жыл бұрын
@@k0ngbuster why are you replying to this old ass post you stoner
@k0ngbuster
2 жыл бұрын
@@LordBBH Hahaha, I was just taking some time to enjoy some good 'ole Retsupurae. I appreciate the follow up, have a good one, amigo, I followed you on Twitch.
@LordBBH
2 жыл бұрын
@@k0ngbuster lol s'all good man, thanks!
@k0ngbuster
2 жыл бұрын
@@LordBBH atpQuan
@Tuznecote
11 жыл бұрын
0:57 Wow! Kionami.... I love this company!
@EthVortexShield
11 жыл бұрын
Well shit, 10 minute long video and I felt like I was only here for a few seconds. Watching this video transcends time.
@MrSuperkaji
11 жыл бұрын
Its like Red Dead Redemption had a one night stand with Time Gal, and didn't use any contraceptives.
@WaddleDee105
11 жыл бұрын
I honestly didn't know the game started until the player lost their first life.
@pinapplesnapple
11 жыл бұрын
This video is 10 minutes, but after watching it, it somehow feels like its been 30 seconds.
@BohepansTheThird
11 жыл бұрын
I guess next time, not-Shane shouldn't go to the piano powered saloon. It just destroys all your morals and priorities in life. Also this must mean the guy in this game did *one* thing right in his life. Quite an accomplishment.
@TheFabulousMrShrooms
11 жыл бұрын
Oh hey, it's Time Gal's brother!
@grenadier42
11 жыл бұрын
A time-travelling Cave Story fan!
@SykoFox
11 жыл бұрын
Badlands: If you're playing it right, you can't see anything.
@jsh020
11 жыл бұрын
OH SHIT, a fan for 1 whole year, man you must of been a true die hard orignal fan, cause you know, diabeetus and slowbeef haven't been doing stuff since 2005 or anything let alone retsupurae around 2007
@12usty
11 жыл бұрын
Alliterative title: 'The quick time event and the dead'
@GregoryTG
11 жыл бұрын
It took me three minutes to realize this was the game and not the demo thing.
@FLancer218
11 жыл бұрын
Considering this game was made by Konami, I like to assume that Hideo Kojima directed this game to prove a point
@shellgame4612
9 жыл бұрын
Uh oh! Looks like I'm gonna have to jump!
@DarkOmegaMK2
11 жыл бұрын
Mike Dawson goes western, the game.
@lich109
11 жыл бұрын
I looked up other videos of the game, and I don't think that is the case, it seems the game randomizes which scenarios you get, as all the other videos have the game in a random order, sometimes you get the last boss before the dinosaurs, this video pretty much covers every scenario you can get though.
@Pizza_Skeleton
11 жыл бұрын
It's like they had a bunch of proofs of concept and then the deadline got bumped up to that afternoon.
@Incurso91
11 жыл бұрын
The bartender got tired of cleaning up broken glasses.
@Reecer77
11 жыл бұрын
Is this what Cowboys vs. Aliens was based off of? Great choice of source material.
@Anon6655321
11 жыл бұрын
"the player shoots too soon, he will be hanged for murder."-wikipeida.
@notyoursavior78
6 жыл бұрын
And now again on a very special episode of Konami (with the oldschool bullet logo I don't remember at all until I saw this the first time. Then again it came out in 1984 two years after I was born.)
@NelsonJ
11 жыл бұрын
Now I'm missing the action command and he's an upskirt angel, OKAY!
@DatWittyName
11 жыл бұрын
THERE'S A GUY, AND HE'S SHOOTING! OKAY!
@anthonydeadman
11 жыл бұрын
Imagine Tommy Wiseau as the Cowboy here.
@DLAlucard
11 жыл бұрын
The FLICKER, the CUT and the SEIZURES
@swissmeaw
11 жыл бұрын
I've not laughed this hard in ages, thank you guys!
@Chiller326
11 жыл бұрын
The climax of Requiem For A Dream has less frantic editing than this.
@FujiwaraYuukoWAO
11 жыл бұрын
"...MEANWHILE..." "...BACK IN TOWN..."
@VCXZ883
11 жыл бұрын
I just want to point out that the game over screens are messed up too. When the animation finishes playing, there's a single frame of the next game over screen before it returns to gameplay.
@Taaaax
11 жыл бұрын
Billy Pilgrims' western adventure
@UncleSamEagle
11 жыл бұрын
John Wayne did deal with that shit in The Searchers, actually.
@goblined
11 жыл бұрын
This should be named "stuff happens: the game"
@Geothedude
11 жыл бұрын
Cowboys vs Aliens vs Dinosaurs vs Tigers vs Axes vs Cartoon dogs
@norris5754
Жыл бұрын
That cowboy sounds an awful lot like Richter from SOTN.
@Battfro
11 жыл бұрын
Oh, good point. I didn't think of that. I thought the flashing scenes were flicker as the game tried to load the next scene and failed, but it could be, as you put it, a skip scene feature so it was just showing the scene for a brief second until the longplayer skipped to the next one. Either way, I really have to wonder what the full story of this game is.
@acamp1995
11 жыл бұрын
So... Is this like the Ring tape? ... Am I going to die in seven days?
@LiquidZ2k
11 жыл бұрын
It's like DDR with no prompts or cues and really fast paced
@MissingName21
11 жыл бұрын
This game made just as much sense as the last English essay I wrote.
@Lb8068
11 жыл бұрын
The very game that inspired Cowboys vs. Aliens. It's all clear now.
@quetzadrake
11 жыл бұрын
The video was fun, but the stuff going on down here turned out to be even funnier.
@Dekomata
10 жыл бұрын
I just realized the woman with the picnic basket was on the wanted poster.
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