I see that only comedians are brave enough to say truths like these out loud.
@drakenpage777
3 жыл бұрын
God danm it
@WitheringZealot
3 жыл бұрын
im not a comedian and I tell the truth. I don't give a fuck anymore.
@Victor-pv5sc
Жыл бұрын
Were*
@deelove9375
Жыл бұрын
Real shit ! 😆
@ibukayov
4 жыл бұрын
a man is as faithful as his options 🤣
@nikreece6295
4 жыл бұрын
It's also know as human nature... 😆
@khiba_77
4 жыл бұрын
Absolute truth
@snowingsart4568
4 жыл бұрын
OMG!!!! Love it!
@0906blue
4 жыл бұрын
I felt the same way and I'm a woman. I had so many friends that let themselves go when they got married. They would tell me basically don't take care of yourself now that you have a man. I was like I don't know about that. I like my car just fine but if someone tell me I can have a better one for free I will being taking it.
@Michelle-ss8km
3 жыл бұрын
I did not understand what he meant 😅
@stevenfranks3131
4 жыл бұрын
"That's right, I said it...I said it...It had to be said...Somebody got to say it...."
@markdoyle2739
2 жыл бұрын
I watched alot of comic videos and I'm 45 but this whole video is the greatest stand up performance I've seen... A Genius at Work.....
@einarreriksson4598
Жыл бұрын
Chris Rock should have a Ph.D. in relationships.
@melaniec3819
6 ай бұрын
Aquarius ♒️ total genus we are lol
@alvarezgamers
2 жыл бұрын
I forget how much I love this dude. Legend.
@HerSunHisMoon91
4 жыл бұрын
So much laughter because it’s so much truth
@Mike-xt2lh
4 жыл бұрын
Chris Rock be speaking truth about most women !
@guillermorojasc
4 жыл бұрын
"If it chase us we can't run that fast!"
@MarianMurphy-rz8ej
6 ай бұрын
Apparently they couldn’t
@grobbymuleya
8 жыл бұрын
Hahaha "Aqua man's a hero", that part killed me
@mrpicky1868
3 жыл бұрын
all his specials are pure gold. he is one of the greats
@deelove9375
Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@snowingsart4568
4 жыл бұрын
Absolutely fantastic.. about women getting offered! OMG!!!!! And I am 61!
@aahirgh
2 жыл бұрын
GI Jane 2, can’t wait to see it!
@hkhat19
2 жыл бұрын
That dude at 0:42..definition of dying laughing lmao
@dazcrypto
2 жыл бұрын
Right sweating and shit too 😂😂
@geg6315
2 жыл бұрын
The crowd shots of Chris Rock shows are always so good
@ward1117
Жыл бұрын
Chris was so ahead of his time on this one 🤣😂
@lindanemnguni1621
Жыл бұрын
Comedy give you a way to tell people the truth making them laugh at the same time
@blueboyste
4 жыл бұрын
Been looking for this segment for over a year. Thanks for the upload 👍👍👍
@michelangelooliver2590
10 ай бұрын
Every single thing he said was FACTS
@theyframedme
2 жыл бұрын
A man is as faithful as his character allows
@lnb252
2 жыл бұрын
spoken like a true woman
@theyframedme
2 жыл бұрын
@@lnb252 It's ma'am! Lol jk
@blissfulinsomniac5711
Жыл бұрын
@Big L There are men with options who don't cheat. Stop trying to justify being a dog.
@Falcon2609
4 ай бұрын
@@lnb252Facts
@jingerhaley5886
Жыл бұрын
You don’t know anyone until you give them opportunities
@ff-1971
4 жыл бұрын
Truth has been spoken🤣 women get offered everyday, even if you are a 5.
@richardramfire3971
2 жыл бұрын
Even 2’s and 3’s
@blissfulinsomniac5711
Жыл бұрын
Nope, I don't. And I'm at least a 6.5
@absurdturk
Жыл бұрын
I like how Chris Rock makes social commentary on women AND men and make fun of both of them, mostly equally.
@LagerthaPVP
4 жыл бұрын
calling out simps since then
@hmb8801
3 жыл бұрын
lmao , don't even offer them help
@khiba_77
4 жыл бұрын
I see Robert laughing is lungs out here😂😂😂😂😂😂
@dontgetmarried999
12 жыл бұрын
All women change after they get the ring, never co-sign with a woman, never move in together, the person less interested in the relationship controls the relationship, be a little bit of a bad boy, avoid long distance relationships, never fall for two women at the same time/have space between relationships, choose your lovers wisely, avoid buying anything on a first time meet up by meeting at bookstores/parks/cafes, listen to tom leykis, avoid illegal immigrants that just want a green card.
@renainc.6082
4 жыл бұрын
Jason Black damn boy.
@renainc.6082
4 жыл бұрын
Hey, clarify. Did u mean they change for good or bad after the ring?
@kheperasekmet5197
4 жыл бұрын
Even trinis
@wisho-ro4305
4 жыл бұрын
That immigrant comment at the end couldn't be more fucking true especially a lot of Mexican bitches
@gusmontclair2553
4 жыл бұрын
@@renainc.6082 women stop trying after marriage
@garthybrookens4839
8 ай бұрын
And Gen Z have the nerve to say Chris Rock is not funny. Chris Rock is the funniest man alive. His stand ups are always packed with Jokes, Punchlines and a whole lot more.
@mfalme-oy3kq
23 күн бұрын
Chris Rock is funny. Not Dave Chapelle
@garthybrookens4839
23 күн бұрын
@@mfalme-oy3kq That's what i said
@1213stmarie
2 ай бұрын
Chris Rock and Ricky Gervais are the funniest comedians on this planet that I know of. Thanks for making me laugh💖✨💫
@RapFanatic4ever
Жыл бұрын
Here after Chris Rock came out about the also on his Netflix special . I been a Chris Rock fan since I was a kid . I used to watch Bring The Pain and Bigger and Blacker when they use to come on HBO Saturday nights
@tedharrell
4 жыл бұрын
Tell em Chris
@mattchacko8266
2 ай бұрын
Women offered that is right Man world 😮😊😊
@nikreece6295
4 жыл бұрын
Its true.. Ladies if you look a certain way?...You're gonna get attention... 😆
@jameskfouri1896
5 ай бұрын
Chris Rock is the red pill godfather 😂😂 helped me see truths about women by the time I was a teenager.
@RapFanatic4ever
2 жыл бұрын
#IStandWithChrisRock ever since that slap
@koryleonard8147
4 жыл бұрын
Notice how us guys always have to make the first move. Yes. We have it the hardest.
@snazy7777
3 жыл бұрын
@@Maya33777 I'll beg to differ and I would like your opinion on the matter, I never make the first move; girls usually are forward with me in regards to asking for my number/ instigating conversation. (obviously under some sort of ruse).
@jeremyk7378
3 жыл бұрын
Maya proved his point
@roguegn
3 жыл бұрын
@@Maya33777 You just proved his point
@michaelodonaghue6960
2 жыл бұрын
@@Maya33777 if women could only be honest about their feelings the world would be an easier place
@MCalla-jw8vh
Жыл бұрын
@@Maya33777 "it's not that hard". no offense, but you can't really speak on that. you've never been a man trying to attact a woman.
@adrianrosenlund-hudson8789
2 жыл бұрын
Hit the nail right on the head. Right there 😂
@MrJorge6986
3 жыл бұрын
I love being friends with you cause you’re really funny
@ShaneJoshua1980
2 жыл бұрын
We can stop chasing it and even that requires rehab AMEN😂
@demisx
3 жыл бұрын
Said that comedy is dead in 2021. Can’t hear the truth anymore.
@echolot
4 ай бұрын
LET A PLAYA PLAY!
@Zara-hg4gb
2 жыл бұрын
" the man is as faithful as his options " Princess Diana : am i a joke to you
@PattavinaFragolina
4 жыл бұрын
Truth!!
@paulgore1237
22 күн бұрын
He ain't lying 😂
@christinesentman5437
3 жыл бұрын
In Tambourine, Chris Rock paid his wife's lawyer to divorce him
@dattrax7
2 ай бұрын
Preach ❤
@jr42a1
4 жыл бұрын
mega truth
@MrJorge6986
3 жыл бұрын
I’m really glad you’re my friend chris
@baseballfan88888
Жыл бұрын
I came here from Netflix documentary, they said “a great thinker said ‘a man is only as faithful as his options’. Then his photo came up, I was so serious till then 😅😅
@mikaally8111
2 жыл бұрын
My fave❤️
@jingerhaley5886
Жыл бұрын
Maybe women should start though. And yes you’re right
@jennifergingras8615
3 жыл бұрын
He is right on lol
@holden6104
4 жыл бұрын
What the fuck, it cut off just when it was getting REALLY good.
@chucksolutions4579
2 жыл бұрын
So funny bc newt could probably teach chris some players lessons.
@AngelaRyanXX
2 жыл бұрын
Whether we like it or not.
@s.lemonaideforall
3 жыл бұрын
We LOVE SEX just as much as boys do, we’re just more LOW KEY about it, ESPECIALLY if there ATTRACTIVE
@lnb252
2 жыл бұрын
women have more options than men
@lovelyone1675
2 жыл бұрын
No. Not true. Silly women think that. Actually women are looking for validation and affection….and they think sex is a way to get it. Example…9 times out of 10…if a woman is having just sex with a man that she finds attractive and he’s very caring and generous in bed…she will start wanting to go out on dates. She will always want more.
@Olluwaaa
2 жыл бұрын
And super picky
@s.lemonaideforall
2 жыл бұрын
@@Olluwaaa that’s all humans
@Olluwaaa
2 жыл бұрын
@@s.lemonaideforall true but females who are 0 will still want atleast a 2
@jamesb8305
2 жыл бұрын
The original coach red pill
@kenriley2352
3 жыл бұрын
Fucking awesome lmao.
@mercygatwiri2461
4 жыл бұрын
And that's why he ended up divorced.. Yes I also said it
@itssimba9681
4 жыл бұрын
Its damn truth
@mercygatwiri2461
4 жыл бұрын
@@itssimba9681 And who said it wasn't lil boy?
@roamer1389
3 жыл бұрын
That was the woke chris rock, not this one.
@lucian5389
2 жыл бұрын
And I bet he wishes he never married the bitch in the first place 😂
@tomfrazier1103
4 жыл бұрын
But the Newt was his own playa, and a bit of a cad anyway.
@sindobrandnew
9 ай бұрын
Men had their chances back then, but they blew it.
@YOULOOTWESHOOT101
2 жыл бұрын
True Story Sir
@srlkiller
Жыл бұрын
The best comedy is just peoples intrusive thoughts I swear lmao. As a female.. I can also confirm that everything he just said was factual… but it has been a while since I’ve been offered some dickuhhhh :/
@blissfulinsomniac5711
Жыл бұрын
Same! And like you, I'm attractive.
@Imnotyourdoormat
2 жыл бұрын
is that Ronnie Lott at 3.07?.......
@N_Loco_Parenthesis
4 жыл бұрын
Yup.
@lori4291
2 жыл бұрын
Work in a Bar smh ... Exhausting .. How many times do u have to say no before they get it lol
@namelessperson7022
4 жыл бұрын
is it videos of 2020
@dm55
8 ай бұрын
How do manage to keep this?
@glenncarver3896
2 жыл бұрын
Comedy is dead………This is great ………PC is fking up Good Comedy………
@amycoronaful
Жыл бұрын
🔥
@rosrychaplet
2 жыл бұрын
Mónica Lewinsky and Hillary Clinton. Wow. He mentioned orange i thought it was Trump era.
@tamaraphillips434
3 жыл бұрын
0:01-0:16 🎯🎯😩😩🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@jaderoselee8554
4 ай бұрын
my husband used this kind of thinking as an excuse to cheat. so i don't watch chris rock anymore.
@godfreyphiri1539
4 жыл бұрын
😅😂😂🤣🤣🤣
@Natalie_11188
4 жыл бұрын
This is funny.
@robertkreiling1746
3 жыл бұрын
Notice how this ended when the part about Hilary Clinton came up ??????
@GeorgeJansen
2 жыл бұрын
2:48. The reason Hillary lossed 2016 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💋💋💋💋
@dub4148
2 жыл бұрын
The video ended before Chris could go in hard on Hilary, this was a choice for his protection.
@TitoBoy805
2 жыл бұрын
This comment is for people who haven’t seen this comedy special in its entirety.
@dickgrayson4325
2 жыл бұрын
The funny thing is, Newt did cheat.
@magacop5180
Жыл бұрын
🤣
@nightfox6457
3 жыл бұрын
...that's not true with me
@kountryjmma1148
3 жыл бұрын
🤣😂🤣
@jthin2081
4 жыл бұрын
💯 I broke the bro code and hooked up with my friends sister. What was I supposed to do? Say no thanks I don't want to have sex tonight!
@lori4291
2 жыл бұрын
😂🤣😅😂😂🤣😂😅😅😂😅😅
@amazingjane2703
9 ай бұрын
This'd be funny if it wasn't so sad
@protectorofthetruth8472
2 жыл бұрын
Funny? I tell you what's funny, Chris Rock trying to be a serious gangster actor. Now that's funny......
@radiopadilla
2 жыл бұрын
Don’t quit your daytime job.
@kevinsamuelsghost685
2 жыл бұрын
@@radiopadilla exactly 💯
@lucian5389
2 жыл бұрын
Eh just cuz ur dick hasn't worked in years don't mean you gotta project that on the rest of us
@protectorofthetruth8472
2 жыл бұрын
He’s nothing but vulgar
@shxdow6405
2 жыл бұрын
Don’t get mad cuz ain’t getting 🐱🤣🤣🤣💯
@sammie4695
4 жыл бұрын
CAN'T HE SAY ONE SENTENCE WITHOUT SAYING THE "F" WORD ! HE'S VERY FUNNY BUT HAS NO CLASS.
@D00Rb3LL
4 жыл бұрын
Stfu
@kentuckyfriedchildren5385
4 жыл бұрын
He is wearing tin foil and swearing is what gave you that idea? lol
@Jim-Halp1234
3 жыл бұрын
“Class” you’re a fucking clown.
@terencethomas7164
3 жыл бұрын
Don't watch
@sammie4695
3 жыл бұрын
@@terencethomas7164 I would not of watched if I had known he had such a trashy mouth and disrespect for women. I stopped watching after seeing and hearing the dirty low life things he was saying. I have a feeling by what your attitude showed when you wrote to me"don't watch" that you are of the same low character that he is punk.
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