"Back when I was undercover as an erotic poet named Genghis Swan, I read so much god-awful sexual shlock fantasy" is a sentence.
@Demi_Purple
2 жыл бұрын
Imagine living such a rich life that you say something like that so casual.
@JDT-Loadsamoney
2 жыл бұрын
Thing is if I heard that in an actual film I’d burst out laughing uncontrollably. Not a contender for worst line, but a contender for most unintentionally funny
@shinygengarvmax
Жыл бұрын
(Insert cinema sins *ding* after reading sentance)
@allmusttastetheIBC
Жыл бұрын
@@Demi_Purple bro what r u talking about
@patrickwastie5
8 ай бұрын
i know and it's beautiful
@mecha53107
2 жыл бұрын
In my opinion, nothing can be worse than "Somehow, Palpatine returned." from The Rise of Skywalker.
@dontreadmyprofilepicture6945
2 жыл бұрын
DONT READ MY USERNAME!
@santiagoch2451
2 жыл бұрын
You can see Oscar Isaac instantly regret the words that are coming out of his mouth
@nahyutarightsactivist
2 жыл бұрын
hey at least you can pinpoint the very frame a concerned poe dameron leaves the screen and a tired oscar isaac pops in!!
@Oneironautic
2 жыл бұрын
Don't get me started on the ending "Who are you?" "Rey" "Rey who?" "Rey Skywalker" Worst scriptwriting I've ever heard...
@Glas53
2 жыл бұрын
@@dontreadmyprofilepicture6945 Ight
@arnahunas4048
2 жыл бұрын
In my opinion, nothing tops “She was fearless and crazier than him. She was his queen and god help anyone who dared disrespect his queen.”
@cablehogue599
2 жыл бұрын
That was bad but I do like viola davis 👏
@MariOmor1
2 жыл бұрын
There is one line I can give... "Somehow Palpatine returned"
@Halo_Legend
2 жыл бұрын
Where is that from? It sure is cringy by the fact that it clearily projects someone's fantasy (and maybe sexism).
@arnahunas4048
2 жыл бұрын
@@Halo_Legend Suicide Squad (2016) and it’s said without a hit of irony.
@VykeKing
2 жыл бұрын
Just sounds like you're an anti-sjw tbh
@nemo4555
2 жыл бұрын
I believe in the original script it was "I don't make love. I morb." But the writers knew this word was meant for a more intelectual movie.
@dontreadmyprofilepicture6945
2 жыл бұрын
DONT READ MY USERNAME!!!
@th3.c1ph3r3r
2 жыл бұрын
"... what's the second one?" "i purchase another ticket and get morbd, twice"
@kiki8123
2 жыл бұрын
“… What’s the second one?” “Its morbin time”
@kyovibe
2 жыл бұрын
@Kavetion cry about it
@chrxs61632
2 жыл бұрын
Dead meme
@2002GrandPrix
2 жыл бұрын
The 2nd line is just great. It sounds like he just wanted to say "cum" solely because it's a funny word he just learned, but had no relation to the rest of the conversation.
@JL-lg9xs
2 жыл бұрын
When rich Dom Daddy Christian Grey is a mod for r/OkBuddyRetard
@DampSeagull9166
2 жыл бұрын
Cum
@ASpooneyBard
2 жыл бұрын
"What's the second thing?" 'Damn' he thought, 'I was so excited about saying that first thing that I forgot the second thing' He frantically searched for something profound, but he knew he couldn't surpass the masterpiece that just left his lips. Finally, the perfect response came to mind: "Come" he said with a confidant smirk. 'Nailed it!' he thought making a conscious effort to resist fist-pumping to himself.
@amoviekid
2 жыл бұрын
We need to make a bingo game out of these comment bots
@saltstream8277
2 жыл бұрын
@@amoviekid that would actually be fun. Look through the top few comments and see how many different bots there are.
@allydef
2 жыл бұрын
Charlie you forgot about another bad line from Fifty Shades of Grey: “This is my playroom.” “Oh like where you have your Xbox and stuff?”
@tsukihour8974
2 жыл бұрын
was that REALLY in the movie??
@Reya66
2 жыл бұрын
@@tsukihour8974 Yep.
@Halo_Legend
2 жыл бұрын
@@ass_ass_in6365 THAT one is truly the worst.
@wanyekest6969
2 жыл бұрын
No but that line is epic
@moz6388
2 жыл бұрын
Why is it always Xbox? Like I'm genuinely asking. Every fucking time it's always Xbox. I don't think it's because it's more popular than other consoles I just think that's literally all the boomers know.
@13EmoKittyKisses13
2 жыл бұрын
I've read a few Chuck Tingle excerpts and he's actually a really good writer. One of his most out there titles is: "Pounded By The Pound: Turned Gay By The Socioeconomic Implications Of Britain Leaving The European Union"
@TheRose202
2 жыл бұрын
All of his books are clearly satirising erotic fiction, which is great.
@JL-lg9xs
2 жыл бұрын
Or how about my favorite, "Slammed in the butthole by my linear concept of time" A classic
@MrYago-xd7um
2 жыл бұрын
ngl that title alone should be a Cracked article. Just an article dedicated to that title.
@thekingofcats27
2 жыл бұрын
"Open Wide for the Saber Tooth Dentist who's also a Ghost" is also one of his books
@PrionicProteins
2 жыл бұрын
He goes hard.
@dpo2078
2 жыл бұрын
It's just absolutely fantastic to know the true origin and lore behind one of Charlie's most classic, signature phrases, "sodden panties" !
@dontreadmyprofilepicture6945
2 жыл бұрын
DONT READ MY USERNAME!!!
@orbrat212
2 жыл бұрын
it's sodden time
@pissflavoredvapejuice
2 жыл бұрын
@@dontreadmyprofilepicture6945 lmfao no one cares
@michaelclark7456
2 жыл бұрын
I will fall on the sword for the other semi newbies and be the sacrificial goat our kind needs. Can you please explain because I have no clue lol
@PedroPedro-sm9oy
2 жыл бұрын
True, now we know how his vocabulary is so stense
@magentapurpleyap5566
2 жыл бұрын
No lines can beat Tommy Wiseau's iconic "I did not hit her, i did NOT. Oh hi, Mark". Freaking beautiful.
@tyclone6266
2 жыл бұрын
How's your sex life?
@jewel8425
2 жыл бұрын
"I did nauuuuught!!! Oh hai mark!"
@littlefurrow2437
2 жыл бұрын
Johnny: “Hi.” Flower Shop Clerk: “Can I help you?” Johnny: “Yeah, can I have a dozen red roses please?” Flower Shop Clerk: “Oh hi Johnny. I didn’t know it was you. Here you go.” Johnny: “That’s me. How much is it?” Flower Shop Clerk: “It’ll be eighteen dollars.” Johnny: “Here you go. Keep the change. Hi doggy.” Flower Shop Clerk: “You’re my favorite customer.” Johnny: “Thanks a lot. Bye.”
@VykeKing
2 жыл бұрын
@@littlefurrow2437 Lmao how many times did you watch it lol
@Aisland_Shuster
2 жыл бұрын
@@littlefurrow2437 I say "Oh! Hi, doggy" everytime I pass by a dog on the street. XD
@karakurto7297
2 жыл бұрын
Genuinely thought nothing could be worse than: "They're eating her!" "And then they're gonna eat me!" "OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD"
@Bodacious_Crustacious
2 жыл бұрын
At least that line was funny bad.
@JaxontheOkay
2 жыл бұрын
@@Bodacious_Crustacious this was arguably funny bad too
@theduggernaut8331
2 жыл бұрын
God I love that movie so much. I think my favorite line from that movie is, "And you can't piss on hospitality! I won't allow it!"
@bopsie55
2 жыл бұрын
Trolls 3 when?
@Steve_is_a_Stick
2 жыл бұрын
What is that from?
@Skyhigh486
2 жыл бұрын
My biggest fear as a writer is writing something and being like "Yo this shit SLAPS" only for me to get memed on
@dontreadmyprofilepicture6945
2 жыл бұрын
DONT READ MY USERNAME
@MbitaChizi
2 жыл бұрын
Dont read my name.....
@_laurenolo_
2 жыл бұрын
Just don't write a part in a film to feature Jared Leto and you're already half-way to success :')
@happytimes8623
2 жыл бұрын
@@_laurenolo_ i feel like any movie with jared leto would be so shit its bound to be a success, it just warps around into being amazing
@YouAreStillNotablaze
2 жыл бұрын
@@_laurenolo_ That's cold, yo, you can't blame him for bad writing :P
@slamysammy4885
2 жыл бұрын
"I dropped out in the fourth grade to run drugs to support my nana," "That means you haven't known the triumphs and defeats, the epic highs and lows of high school football."
@d4c798
2 жыл бұрын
Peak Riverdale right here 🙏
@iceyplayz3388
2 жыл бұрын
I mean high school football is pretty sick.
@SirrSmirksalot
2 жыл бұрын
Woe now. Let's not leave out Twilight. The line I read that's burned into my brain: *Aro laughed. "Ha ha ha," he giggled.* Amazing writing. Educational, even.
@ratbastian
2 жыл бұрын
Well considering 50 Shades is literally Twilight fanfiction, it does add up. And I do mean literally. Author just changed the names for publishing.
@AFellowCyberman
2 жыл бұрын
@DONT READ PROFILE PIC Ok
@Viraxian
2 жыл бұрын
@DONT READ PROFILE PIC ratio
@spaghetti5914
2 жыл бұрын
"you tried to name my daughter after the loch Ness monster???"
@faillblogkeyboardcat
2 жыл бұрын
I read Midnight Sun (Twilight from Edward's perspective) and this (paraphrased) line is etched in my memory: *"Her heart throbbed wetly"*
@SirrSmirksalot
2 жыл бұрын
You can't forget the other amazing line EL James threw in there: "His voice is warm and husky like dark melted chocolate fudge caramel... or something."
@Jack_Woods
2 жыл бұрын
"idk..."
@MoneyTrees2012
2 жыл бұрын
Bro no way 😭😭😭
@sird135
2 жыл бұрын
Is this true?
@MojiBeau
2 жыл бұрын
@@sird135 sadly can confirm that it is
@palomas9559
2 жыл бұрын
Or something?! Like, is it or is it not like damn fudge caramel? 😩
@mistermushroom8123
2 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: 9/11 is responsible for 50 Shades. My Chemical Romance was founded because the lead singer witnessed 9/11. The author of Twilight used his music as inspiration for her books. 50 Shades was originally just a Twilight fanfic. This means that 9/11 indirectly caused the writing of 50 Shades.
@redactedredactd5554
2 жыл бұрын
I didn't believe that My Chemical Romance was formed because of 9/11 until I looked it up. That's actually really interesting.
@TuShan18
Жыл бұрын
Everything causes a chain reaction
@Nakul22099
Жыл бұрын
@@TuShan18 more like a chemical reaction eh
@TuShan18
Жыл бұрын
@@Nakul22099 good point
@Thelemonlicorice
Жыл бұрын
Blame it on Osama bin Laden
@Featherstar47
2 жыл бұрын
Chuck Tingle's books are a work of art. "Pounded in the Butt by My Own Butt" is an iconic work from him. And the best part? That man lives in my town, completely anonymously. Anyone I've ever spoken to could easily be him, and I'll never know.
@NoirRaps
2 жыл бұрын
Sounds like something chuck tingle would say🧐
@f-22raptorlandingzone30
2 жыл бұрын
What would you do if you went to the gym, and unintentionally saw over the shoulder of the biggest absurdly buff Chad that he was writing a Chuck Tingle book on his phone notepad
@greg2036
2 жыл бұрын
Gay boner t-rex law firm is my favorite
@kurisari1937
2 жыл бұрын
Him, or her maybe 🤔
@thebaseandtriflingcreature174
2 жыл бұрын
Maybe the real chuck tingle was inside us all along, and inside our own butts
@josiahmeece3381
2 жыл бұрын
Fifty Shades actually did start as a fanfic of Twilight if I’m not mistaken. The fact I know this keeps me up at night…
@dontreadmyprofilepicture6945
2 жыл бұрын
DONT READ MY USERNAME!
@azazel6342
2 жыл бұрын
Currect. It started as a fanic, on tumblr.
@bluemoon4944
2 жыл бұрын
That's not the worst, I tried to read the book once because a friend of mine insisted, I knew right away this was a twilight fanfic even with the different names, I only watched the first twilight movie but the characters were the same, the same boring vibe... I feel ashamed I realized that fact on my own...
@tiraXpyrrha
2 жыл бұрын
It started as a fanfic named "Masters of the Universe" of all thing.
@oniplus4545
2 жыл бұрын
you will be haunted by it for the rest of your life now unless you morb
@eli-he9nz
2 жыл бұрын
a line i’ll never forget is “are you lost babygirl” i’ll be minding my own business and this line will just pop into my head for no reason. i don’t like that movie, i’ve not even seen it, but i will be trying to scrub that line from my brain on my deathbed
@cheesycheese8451
2 жыл бұрын
what movie
@moxygirlhey
2 жыл бұрын
I was just thinking that lol bby gorl
@moxygirlhey
2 жыл бұрын
@@cheesycheese8451 365
@danielar7741
Жыл бұрын
@@moxygirlheythat movie was so goofy😭
@eugeneimbangyorteza
Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@philly_sports1558
2 жыл бұрын
My favorite bad movie line is definitely: "Mother, you're alive." "Too bad YOOOOOUUU.....will die!"
@elijahadams5165
2 жыл бұрын
What movie is this?
@EroSennin404
2 жыл бұрын
@@elijahadams5165 Mortal Kombat Annihilation...
@Azeeeer
2 жыл бұрын
@@elijahadams5165 mortal kombat annihilation
@underbakedbeanie
2 жыл бұрын
I’m so happy I understand this
@nicholascauton9648
2 жыл бұрын
The way that line is delivered makes me lose my brain.
@RogueSwansong
2 жыл бұрын
"Pounded in the butt by my bizarre assumption that Chuck Tingle books are just covers and not actual books" is one of my favourite books ever
@emblemblade9245
2 жыл бұрын
Dammit he called us out
@WereWolfWoody
2 жыл бұрын
I just learned that they are actual books. My God, there are so many!
@genericname8727
2 жыл бұрын
I just referenced this book in another comment! I’ve been struggling to remember the exact title and hadn’t been able to find it. I wanted to try and buy it if I can so thanks for saying the title.
@pinkroselite4173
2 жыл бұрын
@@emblemblade9245 he really did. Man's a genius.
@JDT-Loadsamoney
2 жыл бұрын
I hope that’s real, that better be real
@NicoDavid
2 жыл бұрын
"I steam ham" charlie, thanks to that line, I'm fully chubbed and ready to put 50 shades of ham on you.
@aneta3098
2 жыл бұрын
That poor actress must be JACKED with how much she had to lift on her own with that godawful writing, my god
@Xighor
2 жыл бұрын
Jamie Dornan was probably cringing too I recommend a Show called The Fall surprised how great he is when 50 Shades of Grey is so bad
@graffiti.777
2 жыл бұрын
The best part about the fifty shades movies are the soundtracks from The Weeknd and Ellie Goulding
@TheAnakinchosen1
2 жыл бұрын
Havent seen the video but if this is about 50 shades... content/ cringe warning I guess. But in the third movie there's a scene where the dude spanks the chick and both actors just give a dead inside look at the same time. And no I haven't seen any of the movies. I just saw an interview with Jamie(?) Where he brought up the scene and I looked it up
@julesmallow
2 жыл бұрын
she said in interviews she would just pound whiskey shots before the sex scenes, I feel so bad for her
@aneta3098
2 жыл бұрын
@@graffiti.777 definitely
@emperorshaq
2 жыл бұрын
“Back when I was undercover as an erotic poet named Genghis Swan…” A sentence so beautiful has never been uttered before
@MbitaChizi
2 жыл бұрын
Dont read my name.....
@dontreadmyprofilepicture6945
2 жыл бұрын
DONT READ MY USERNAME!
@reallycantthinkofausername487
2 жыл бұрын
Literally the first 3 replies are bots. When will youtube do something about this shit?
@MysticLGD
2 жыл бұрын
Yes
@bingbozo6969
2 жыл бұрын
By Charlie himself, no less.
@DawnOfTheOzz
2 жыл бұрын
Nah, nothing will ever top the greatest line in cinematic history: “No! Not the bees! Nooooo! Not the bees! My eyes! Arghhhhhhh! Arghhhhhh! Arghhhhhh!”
@dizzyhq5100
2 жыл бұрын
Lines of dialogue like this are just hopelessly outmatched with Oscar worthy lines such as “it’s morbin’ time” and “I just morbed all over the floor”
@MbitaChizi
2 жыл бұрын
Dont read my name.....
@YourLocalAverageSquidMan
2 жыл бұрын
Yeah
@-Leni
2 жыл бұрын
KZitem needs to do something about these bots, you cant even read actual replies
@soccerplayah6681
2 жыл бұрын
@@MbitaChizi k.
@owenwilliams9758
2 жыл бұрын
Maybe the real worst line in movie history was the friends we made along the way.
@dontreadmyprofilepicture6945
2 жыл бұрын
DONT READ MY USERNAME
@zaiz6018
2 жыл бұрын
These friends we make are starting to not make sense anymore But at least we did make friends along the way
@soccerplayah6681
2 жыл бұрын
@@dontreadmyprofilepicture6945 k.
@NeutralGuyDoubleZero
2 жыл бұрын
When watching the movie makes you realize you hate everyone else in the room
@theclassicman5595
2 жыл бұрын
Well that explains why my friends are a joke 🤣
@WixkedLovy
2 жыл бұрын
She definitely was holding in a laugh, Dakota seems to have a great sense of humor
@Welcometotheslam5424
2 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: Fifty Shades of Grey WAS literally a fanfiction of Twilight, called "Masters of the Universe." It became so popular(or infamous) that the writer decided to replace all references to twilight and publish it as an original novel. Fun fact: The author's original pen-name before "EL James" was "Snowqueens Icedragon." I am not joking; and I want to die from sheer cringe.
@KingKayro87
2 жыл бұрын
Masters of the Universe? Did fucking He-Man show up in the Twilight Forest to beat the shit out of Skeletor as the vampire and the werewolf were having hot, steamy sex?
@Muscaplays
2 жыл бұрын
Why was He-Man involved though
@SnowAnayathatweirdgirl
2 жыл бұрын
My best friend was hardcore twilight fan and modes a site dedicated to it. She actually was in a group with the author we’re people go to post their fics and she told me this woman was 40+ and didn’t know how to structure sentences she would have so many run on sentences and misspelled words that it drove her off the site. She screamed at me on the phone when she found out they were being published for their shitty fanfic I can still here her cussing out the heavens 😭
@krewl3708
2 жыл бұрын
@@SnowAnayathatweirdgirl im glad i now know this. thank you.
@unicornbarfingrainbows7599
2 жыл бұрын
And the fact this isn’t the only fanfic to turn into an actual film lol
@andresbuval3821
2 жыл бұрын
I'm so sad to say, back in the day after hearing this line, I unironically said it once trying to sound cool for a girl I was hooking up with. Every time I think about it I want to shrivel up
@imparanoiiid
2 жыл бұрын
Why did you tell us that? Now I'm shriveling up
@cristhianramirez6939
2 жыл бұрын
Only works if you are a Chad making six figures $ per year
@molcatz9634
2 жыл бұрын
If it makes you feel better I read a really terrible romance book where the male character referred to v@ginas as "cock pockets" 🤮
@lolgalit
2 жыл бұрын
I have to know what she answered
@ekaterinastaneva9922
2 жыл бұрын
Oh no 😨what happened next, did she leave?
@sportsnstuff5557
2 жыл бұрын
Never forget... "Mother... You're alive!" "Too bad, YOU... w i l l d i e"
@fahrenheit2101
2 жыл бұрын
That's also about the delivery though. A better delivery would've salvaged that somewhat. Nothing salvages the line in this video.
@nicholascauton9648
2 жыл бұрын
It’s not the line itself that was comedic. It was the delivery of the line that makes that line bad. 50 Shades however, nothing can save that line.
@Gatherway
2 жыл бұрын
"It's written as if it's fanfiction from a different planet." Given that it started life as actual Twilight fanfiction, that's not terribly surprising.
@bingusdingus8268
2 жыл бұрын
IT STARTED AS A TWILIGHT FANFICTION?
@Crackpot_Astronaut
2 жыл бұрын
@@bingusdingus8268 Oh yeah.
@JDT-Loadsamoney
2 жыл бұрын
And it ripped off the secretary. Apparently IDK I’m binging this comment section and I’ve heard that like twice now and fuck no if these 2 films even have plots other than British housewife porn substitute then I am never going to find out
@foo3268
2 жыл бұрын
I think "you nicknamed my daughter after the lochness monster?" is still unmatched.
@GabbaaGhoul
2 жыл бұрын
yes!! or “ Hold on spider monkey” lol
@ozboz-roblox363
2 жыл бұрын
that’s the best movie shut up
@Friedphesh
2 жыл бұрын
Or ”Bella! Where the hell have you been, loca?”
@edenjaycollins6055
2 жыл бұрын
the best don't you mean?
@foo3268
2 жыл бұрын
@@edenjaycollins6055 so bad it's great
@MajorHuggles
2 жыл бұрын
Chuck Tingle is great. I've read some of his books to my friends over Discord for fun, I remember one being about sentient Hallmark Channel movie posters having sex with a girl who moved to town to run a Chocolate Milk shop. He's also super wholesome. I think I saw an interview done with him where he wore a paper bag over his face to hide his identity and if I remember correctly he said he started writing because he thinks everyone should have some kind of erotic fiction that appeals to them and he thinks sexuality is something to be embraced, hence the "out there" topics. He's a god damn man of the people.
@mrvvednesday
2 жыл бұрын
I saw a movie that was dubbed into english when I was in high school. I haven't been able to find it since. The voice actor was doing a western voice for a martial arts movie. At one point he says," I like to look at a girls ankles before I look at her wrists." I have thought about that every single day for the last 20 years
@noahwazzers
2 жыл бұрын
Kung Pow: Enter the Fist might be what you’re thinking of
@seancey
2 жыл бұрын
IT'S KUNG POW My other favorite line, from the main Asian woman in the film: "Weeeoooweeoweew"
@Gabbels666
2 жыл бұрын
Killing is badong
@johndoe-nr9ju
2 жыл бұрын
Alot of old Kung Fu movies dubbed into english involved the writers watching the movie and coming up with the dialogue on their own.
@watermelonsavage2914
2 жыл бұрын
That sounds like a Chinese saying that they just directly translated.
@ramachandra776
2 жыл бұрын
Dakota Johnson was asked what would happen to Christian Grey in real life , she replied "Probably in prison" . 🙂 . That's the only line I remember about the movies .
@Bread-nx9fo
2 жыл бұрын
I will never know how people actually went to the fifty shades movies when they came out lmao
@3Guys1Video
2 жыл бұрын
Lol
@jdwii
2 жыл бұрын
I tried to read 50 Shades when it was the hot new thing, and I literally reached that line and laughed for 5 minutes straight. I couldn't keep reading, I couldn't get past that line knowing that the dogshit writing would never top that moment in the book
@tuddgrimley8532
2 жыл бұрын
You finished the book in the only way that mattered
@someryebread
2 жыл бұрын
I still think Halle Barry's famous line in X-Men is one of the worst lines in movie history. "Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning?" "The same thing that happens to everything else."
@Jack_Woods
2 жыл бұрын
OH MY GOD I REMEMBER THAT I hadn't seen that movie in ages I remember it from my childhood and it never made ANY SENSE
@mysticvetenks
2 жыл бұрын
This always struck me as a terrible line
@emblemblade9245
2 жыл бұрын
I mean, she’s talking to a guy named Toad, and she’s basically saying “lightning instantly destroys anything it strikes. You are no exception.” It’s kinda raw in concept, the way it’s worded just feels questionable
@madtitanthanos7898
2 жыл бұрын
@@emblemblade9245 nah it's the delivery. If I read or heard that as a joke I would laugh bc it's a great dad joke kind of. But berry said it like it was badass and awesome
@Fei-Chan
2 жыл бұрын
I heard somewhere that they cut some lines for Toad. Something like, "Do you know toads can do this or that" when he was fighting the xmen, then supposedly that horrible line from Storm was supposed to be a comeback for that
@mr.yungthug5166
2 жыл бұрын
That was top notch quality movie writing right there.
@GriddyGun
2 жыл бұрын
claim your ticket before this comment goes viral
@soccerplayah6681
2 жыл бұрын
@Don't read profile photo k.
@shadepizza4217
2 жыл бұрын
This was posted 2 minutes after the video I feel like you posted a generic comment based on the title as fast as you could to bag 200 likes
@mr.yungthug5166
2 жыл бұрын
@@shadepizza4217 You do realise that you can skip to the part you actually want to watch right? 😂💀
@oatxbow
2 жыл бұрын
@@shadepizza4217 agree
@MovieGasm
2 жыл бұрын
That second line had a double meaning. 🤓
@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
2 жыл бұрын
You can’t deny that “It’s Morbin Time” is one of the movie lines ever written.
@dontreadmyprofilepicture6945
2 жыл бұрын
DONT READ MY USERNAME!
@MbitaChizi
2 жыл бұрын
Dont read my name.....
@justsomeguywholovesberserk6375
2 жыл бұрын
Yeah But seeing the Minions changed my mind, it was trurly a movie of all time, while Morbius was a movie
@tylerreams9842
2 жыл бұрын
Nobody can truthfully tell you you're wrong
@richie404
2 жыл бұрын
Yup
@vivek_02512
2 жыл бұрын
"I don't make love. I morb...hard" I think this movie revolutionized the p*rn industry to great heights
@3Guys1Video
2 жыл бұрын
Nice
@SuperNuclearUnicorn
2 жыл бұрын
It should be noted that the directors of the first movie actually had some sort of vision for it and desperately wanted to change certain things and make the dialogue better, but the contract they had with the author basically gave her final approval. The directors wanted an smartly written erotic thriller but weren't allowed to because Erica Mitchell was so deadset on keeping the dialogue the same
@xx-sof-xx
2 жыл бұрын
Slay queen
@Halo_Legend
2 жыл бұрын
@@xx-sof-xx Slay your own career, sure.
@luckystriker842
Жыл бұрын
Because Erica Mitchell hates other women.
@HeisenbergTheFirst
2 жыл бұрын
This line hits just as hard as Kevin Spacey's iconic "turn that town upside down" without a doubt a quote from a movie.
@dontreadmyprofilepicture6945
2 жыл бұрын
DONT READ MY USERNAME
@DarthPerkins
2 жыл бұрын
@Kavetion I don't think... (Bait Police) "Move along... nothing to see here..."
@blakem5619
2 жыл бұрын
"Freddy died by fire, Jason died by water. Maybe we can use that." will always be my favorite terrible line
@happytimes8623
2 жыл бұрын
The best line is when luke in return of the jedi said “we did it ! we won the star war!” i was in tears
@dontreadmyprofilepicture6945
2 жыл бұрын
DONT READ MY USERNAME
@happytimes8623
2 жыл бұрын
@@dontreadmyprofilepicture6945 ok
@happytimes8623
2 жыл бұрын
@YeaMan thats impossible
@happytimes8623
2 жыл бұрын
@@BaitPolice no way… how could i have known?
@MariOmor1
2 жыл бұрын
I also liked when Obi-Wan cut Darth Maul in half, ran to Qui-Gon and told him: “Looks like the Phantom Menace underestimated my power.”
@connorbennethum8465
2 жыл бұрын
“I don’t make love, I steam ham.” “Yes, and you call them steamed hams despite the fact that they are obviously tenderized.”
@KingKayro87
2 жыл бұрын
I love the part in the film where they're about to have sex and the guy whispers in the girl's ear, "I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon."
@bradosanz4479
2 жыл бұрын
This guy is like a cat - he goes out on the internet brings back stuff to show us.
@TreyParks
2 жыл бұрын
Fun Fact: This movie's original idea was to put the lines, “It's morbin time” and “it's gruin time”, but they were sadly already taken by movies that sold morbillion and gruillion tickets.
@dontreadmyprofilepicture6945
2 жыл бұрын
DONT READ MY USERNAME!!!
@benny_cooks
2 жыл бұрын
Minions Rise of Gru is gonna be the first movie to sell 1 minlion tickets
@fredstead5652
2 жыл бұрын
@@dontreadmyprofilepicture6945 Outdated as hell clickbait
@Cologram
2 жыл бұрын
This is so painfully unfunny. Well done 👍
@CoolManCoolMan123
2 жыл бұрын
@@benny_cooks i think it sounds better in this way "minions Rise of Gru is gonna be the first movie to sell 1 minion tickets.
@ITZ_eSPy
2 жыл бұрын
"It's turkey time... gobble gobble" and "wait, this isn't my world... DISAPPOINTED!" Are tied in my heart for the worst movie lines.
@lolgalit
2 жыл бұрын
Oww yeah in Gigly no? Horrible
@alexanderlane6115
2 жыл бұрын
From what I heard "DISAPPOINTED" was an in-joke between the actor and crew, based on another movie
@ClassifiedRanTom
2 жыл бұрын
A Wish Called Wanda reference. Also, Hercules is TV, not movie. Doesn’t count.
@BIGAMBERFAN
2 жыл бұрын
they’re eating her! and then they’re gonna eat me! oh my god!!!!
@blaine2419
2 жыл бұрын
I feel like the WHOLE quote is perfect. The second part is even more hilarious to me... isn't his answer a double meaning? She asks what is the second thing after, doing that, hard... and his answer is "come." The whole conversation is much more hilarious too me with that.
@ithurtswhenipee4526
2 жыл бұрын
This is why I’m grateful that the best line is in Minions: The rise of gru when Gru says “minions, we have to rise because things are gonna get real gruesome”. Then in the post credit scene he says “oh, how despicable of me” a subtle reference to Despicable Me
@dingusbigus9629
2 жыл бұрын
Nothing's better than the line "Minions, its Gruin time." Get it? Because the main characters name is Gru and he makes a reference from the popular movie Morbius (2022) by changing the line "Its Morbin time" to "Its Gruin time". Truly a masterclass on its own.
@user-M2CE
2 жыл бұрын
See, I want to think you're joking, I HOPE you're just joking, but considering how those movies play out, I wouldn't be shocked in the slightest.
@gretamac2883
2 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: 50 Shades of Grey actually IS a fanfic from another planet. It was originally a Twilight fanfic
@zestomuch999
2 жыл бұрын
@SoundFoodist so desperate for attention man i hope you get better
@jacobeii
2 жыл бұрын
3 bots got damn
@LKonstantina915
2 жыл бұрын
my favourite line is "Its morbin time"
@american_jackal5956
2 жыл бұрын
My personal favorite quote is from the Speed Racer movie: "That's what racing is about. It has nothing to do with cars or drivers. All that matters is power, and the unassailable might of money!" The way he read that line is just so over-the-top goofy that I can't help but love it.
@JosephSchneider26
2 жыл бұрын
I had to look that up and watched the whole scene - my god that looks like an awful movie 😂
@american_jackal5956
2 жыл бұрын
@@JosephSchneider26 It does actually have a surprising amount of heart and some solid themes, but the special effects are headache-inducing and the kid with the chimp is super annoying.
@VikingTeddy
2 жыл бұрын
Someone hasn't seen the Samurai Cop flirt scene.
@imparanoiiid
2 жыл бұрын
@@JosephSchneider26 it's fucking awesome as fuck tho
@imparanoiiid
2 жыл бұрын
What saves it is that speed racer knows it's being ridiculous But 50 shades said this with all the seriousness in the world
2 жыл бұрын
I think my all time favorite bad movie line is still this: "It's a letter from my father" "From your father? But I thought we were all orphans!" I could quote the entirety of Miami Connection tho. Such a great movie.
@diamondrel5190
2 жыл бұрын
That line made me laugh really hard when I watched it
@hardcase7753
2 жыл бұрын
in the right setting that could be super funny lol
@B.Saiju207
2 жыл бұрын
The greatest anime dialogue of all time would easily be the dub of death note where light says "i'll take a potato chip. And EAT IT!" Simply masterful
@austinmorris9632
2 жыл бұрын
“What do you wanna do, Shut it down?” Best quote. More movies need to take notes
@Bludgeoned2DEATH2
2 жыл бұрын
Dakota literally held in a laugh at 2:02 LMAO
@MangaAfternoon
2 жыл бұрын
If you pass your mouse in the timeline at 03:11 .... you'll see great things
@lawrencescales9864
2 жыл бұрын
Chuck Tingle writes legitimately hilarious x rated books on purpose. I’ve heard them read as audio books. 10/10
@annabobana8836
2 жыл бұрын
Well, darn. Now when I talk about my characters "mashing pissers" people are just going to think I ripped off the idea from you. Thanks, Genghis. Guess I have to come up with a new catch phrase for my love interest.
@dontreadmyprofilepicture6945
2 жыл бұрын
DONT READ MY USERNAME!!!
@cv6442
2 жыл бұрын
@@dontreadmyprofilepicture6945 staaaahp!
@Skelterbane69
2 жыл бұрын
A non-bot account just passing through, to liven up this comment section, here I gooo
@gappy6964
2 жыл бұрын
@@Skelterbane69 a brave one... I respect it
@leahgale
2 жыл бұрын
A bot even copied this comment
@progunjack5556
2 жыл бұрын
The fact that this movie's soundtrack is for some reason good, that spawned two hit songs (Love Me Like You Do & Earned It made by, respectively, Ellie Goulding and f-cking The Weeknd ) that are actually really slaps is still baffles me to this day
@beckkarah9443
2 жыл бұрын
2:21 I really didn't need Charlie staring into my eyes saying that shit 🥴😩
@jamul_cos
2 жыл бұрын
Speaking of Chuck Tingle, he just released "Pounded in the Butt by my Handsome Sentient Library Card Who Seems Otherwordly but in Reality is Just A Natural Part of the Priceless Resources Our Library System Provides"
@ninapinetree
Жыл бұрын
The man who does the brazilian dub of Christian Grey is the same guy who dubs Lightning McQueen. You can imagine the atrocities that came after this.
@gaigetanksley9137
2 жыл бұрын
I am intergalactically stoned and the “I don’t make love, I steam ham” took me to 3 new universes
@benjaminrisbergnjaastad7104
2 жыл бұрын
The fact that Charlie knows about Chuck Tingle is my new favorite piece of knowledge
@dontreadmyprofilepicture6945
2 жыл бұрын
DONT READ MY USERNAME
@andersbell2046
2 жыл бұрын
@@dontreadmyprofilepicture6945 okay, I won't.
@sapnupua5
2 жыл бұрын
more evidence hes on tumblr
@Zeverinsen
2 жыл бұрын
The worst part is that the directors wanted to change the story to make actual sense, but James was too insane to let them. That's why the start of the movie has the only tolerable scenes, aka where the directors changed the original writing the most, and it only goes down from there.
@TiredEyePilot
2 жыл бұрын
0:51 "back when I was undercover as an erotic poet named gingus swan" imagine being able to just casually say that sentence.
@arcojin-carlosh.9435
2 жыл бұрын
It makes me think of a famous brazillian actor, José Wilker, a frail looking old man (that i think was never young) with an amazingly thunderous voice, that delivered a incredible line in a soap opera. Here's a free translation: "Woman! Lay down, I will use you", he says this while taking of his tie and just fucking off to somewhere else in the house
@brunomenezes9011
2 жыл бұрын
Os gringos não fazem ideia do que estão perdendo com a barreira linguística.
@brunomenezes9011
2 жыл бұрын
"AND YOU ARE A SON OF A BITCH!" he says, storming out of the dinner with contempt. "You son OF A BITCH!" he finishes before leaving altogether.
@justhereforthetragedy
2 жыл бұрын
Esta linha de diálogo é épica :)
@triss23199
2 жыл бұрын
I watched this movie about a year and a half ago and this line is still floating around in my head. I immediately knew this video was going to be about it lmao
@chaosangelzoneact365
2 жыл бұрын
Thank you for reminding me of this beautiful beautiful line. I remember everybody laughing in the theater when he said that
@Sandy-ig9pc
2 жыл бұрын
2:27 that magnificent "bruh"
@TheZombo
2 жыл бұрын
“Somehow palpatine returned” is
@lexaprodel1rium
2 жыл бұрын
3:07 Damn Charlie you're acting in a real silly goofy mode right now 😳
@Frosty-zd4rl
2 жыл бұрын
3:54 Almost made me spit out my cereal lol What has my sense of humor come to
@Dovexis
2 жыл бұрын
“You won’t save the world with genocide” “Genocide schmocide” Probably one of the least creative lines ever. (Hobbs and Shaw)
@lonewolf9578
2 жыл бұрын
Still not as bad as “somehow, Palpatine returned”
@dontreadmyprofilepicture6945
2 жыл бұрын
DONT READ MY USERNAME!
@MbitaChizi
2 жыл бұрын
Dont read my name.....
@frisky_dart7273
2 жыл бұрын
FACTS
@justsomeguywholovesberserk6375
2 жыл бұрын
That Line was godawful, meanwhile 50 shades was so bad that it was funny and cringe
@pepekovallin
2 жыл бұрын
Somehow people forgot the legendary mortal Kombat 2 movie that cinder says "too bad that yu.............. Will dae"
@justvisiting375
2 жыл бұрын
"I'm getting Hungry. You won't like me when I'm hungry"- Morbius
@dontreadmyprofilepicture6945
2 жыл бұрын
DONT READ MY USERNAME
@justvisiting375
2 жыл бұрын
@@dontreadmyprofilepicture6945 ok
@ithurtswhenipee4526
2 жыл бұрын
“Oh, how despicable of me” -Gru in Minions: The Rise of Gru
@KotyoK1
2 жыл бұрын
3:06 This moment right there is DEFINITELY going into one of those "without context" comps
@consumebeef5900
2 жыл бұрын
I never watched or read fifty shades of grey so when I heard 1:55 I thought he would say “I don’t make love… I make money” can’t tell if that’s better or worse
@comradejux
2 жыл бұрын
that would've been better, if the story was about something else
@TeraJames
2 жыл бұрын
Oh god, I remember that line. I lost a friend over 50 Shades of Grey because she was all emo edgy and was supporting the idea of the series because it's an "alternative" to the mainstream romance BS and I'm like dude no, this book is really just bad like poorly written bad and she blocked me. lol
@xxkillbotxx7553
2 жыл бұрын
Yea you could probably find better material for representing kinky sex acts
@Halo_Legend
2 жыл бұрын
"A friend", "she blocked me". You English speakers trully are starved for a word representing a colleague, a mate, a buddy, an aquaintance... oh wait.
@TeraJames
2 жыл бұрын
@@Halo_Legend But... she was a friend. A friend who ended our friendship over the idea that I was like some mainstream sheep who couldn't handle alternative media. The hell are you on about?
@Nopeasaurus
2 жыл бұрын
Sometimes losing a friend is actually a blessing in disguise.
@714ever8
2 жыл бұрын
@@Halo_Legend weirdo lol
@mycoachknowsthesheriff
2 жыл бұрын
There have been so many lines in movie history, and to be honest, this is definitely one of them.
@ricecooker7037
2 жыл бұрын
I like how Chick Tingle is just some wacky dude that makes over the top fan fictions because the dude was like “but what if having a relationship with these mythical beings would be nice?” Chuck is actually a cool dude, nice that you talked about em.
@Halo_Legend
2 жыл бұрын
-dude -em Dude, are you brain damaged?
@jameshawksley5893
2 жыл бұрын
"So yeah. That's about it. See ya." Most genuine line in history, you can't write that shit.
@dylaneverett4ever
2 жыл бұрын
there's so much incredibly well written explicit fanfiction out there and they still picked that
@skhshsos
2 жыл бұрын
I make entertaining videos I want to build a fan base just like charlie I bet 100% it’ll entertain you if not come to tell me bro
@minefromblackmonday
2 жыл бұрын
2:09 Cyberpunk Music Plays
@your_stepbro1756
2 жыл бұрын
Someone needs to make that
@bobadablldo
2 жыл бұрын
Look at that fresh vacuumed carpet!
@imsleepy620
2 жыл бұрын
"back when I was undercover as an erotic poet named genges swan" *excuse me are we going to just ignore that*
@variadi
2 жыл бұрын
In my opinion, for me, nothing is as goofy and amazing as The Twilight saga: New Moon where Jacob says "What a marshmallow". Truly the insult of all time.
@peachtea1318
2 жыл бұрын
“I don’t make love… I steam ham” By far best line in cinematic history
@crusadercarl6269
2 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: 50 Shades of Gray was originally a Twilight fanfic titled "Master of The Universe"
@KingKayro87
2 жыл бұрын
Motherfucking vampire guy gets a boner and goes "I HAAAAVE THE POWERRRRRRER!!!!!!!!!"
@TheRealProudNoob
2 жыл бұрын
My favorite worst line: "They will never know what you sacrificed for them." Yes, the woman who gives up her slaves and her imaginary family. What a noble fucking sacrifice that the slaves will never understand.
@louiserules
2 жыл бұрын
Wait this feels familiar af. What's this from because it's killing me!
@heroforhire6099
2 жыл бұрын
@@louiserules it’s from WandaVision
@louiserules
2 жыл бұрын
@@heroforhire6099 oh shit! Thank u so much!
@alexanderlane6115
2 жыл бұрын
It's like telling someone you were just punching in the face repeatedly "I stopped punching you and I was really enjoying that so be grateful for my sacrifice"
@shaiguyy
2 ай бұрын
I gotta give it to, "I figured it out. Why hot dogs come in packages of ten and hot dog buns come in packages of eight. See, the thing is, life doesn't always work out according to plan. So be happy with what you've got, because you can always get a hot dog." I don't know how he said it without laughing.
@bastardgoose
2 жыл бұрын
I'd actually argue that this line would be swapped with "it's morbin time" that would have been much better
@dontreadmyprofilepicture6945
2 жыл бұрын
DONT READ MY USERNAME!!!
@averagecbtenjoyer9095
2 жыл бұрын
@@dontreadmyprofilepicture6945 ok
@Arill_cuy
2 жыл бұрын
Bad lines aside, I think we should always remember the best and most revolutionary line in history of mankind "what do you want to do, shut it down?"
@Ultimatora
2 жыл бұрын
3:51 "I don't shit, I dump, LOADS"
@Thischannelisdicontinued
2 жыл бұрын
Bro the line I think about is "it's morbin time" truly one of the lines
@dontreadmyprofilepicture6945
2 жыл бұрын
DONT READ MY USERNAME
@biggeyc
2 жыл бұрын
Truly one of the movies of all time
@notdipperpines6626
2 жыл бұрын
0:29 that's because 50 shades of Grey was originally twilight fanfic
@sexy_socks
2 жыл бұрын
Even better, twilight was a fanfic about my chemical romance 😭
@jamesonthehills
2 жыл бұрын
the actor had to take a shot of whiskey before every single scene apparently
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