The fact that he referred to himself as the 'keegmeister' tells me everything I need to know about this individual.
@Bethsabee_Sheba_Newrose
2 ай бұрын
And not just name-dropping, but name-dropping “Musky”.
@theb0ldone459
2 ай бұрын
came here to say this
@The_Robbing_Narrator
2 ай бұрын
@@dannydevitofromstarwars1482 let's just say, hypothetically, for the sake of the arguement, that he fished in his spare time. Then, hypothetically, would he not be called the Keegmaster-baiter?
@drd675
2 ай бұрын
I imagine he has a number of NFTs that are worth .0001 now
@las8883
2 ай бұрын
And I bet no one else calls him that
@marysaenz6007
2 ай бұрын
Of course he has some nickname for himself
@Bethsabee_Sheba_Newrose
2 ай бұрын
And of course he’s a name-dropper. “Musky” is the epitome of ick. I love the deflection of, “Eh, we run in the same circles.” Translation: “I test-drove a Tesla once and I maxed out my credit cards for this trip” lol
@Grey_3438
2 ай бұрын
The snide, underlying classist attitude really ties it all together
@Hjaelteomslag
2 ай бұрын
Ain't no class in financing a vacation.
@reprolover11
2 ай бұрын
Underlying? He was upfront with his snobbishness lmao
@MatecaCorp
2 ай бұрын
“We run in the same circles” = “I have ridden in a Tesla”
@wartgin
Ай бұрын
I thought it meant I stayed at the same hotel he did 6 months later. And occasionally I walk down the same street he's been seen on at some point.
@keishaloves1762
Ай бұрын
@@wartginme too. Maybe both
@ob2kenobi388
2 ай бұрын
I was SO scared when he checked his phone that he was gonna book a room at the same hotel so they'd cross paths again 😅
@Sylvie_without_surname
2 ай бұрын
Yeah, I was bracing for something like that too. Three cheers for snobbiness?
@eyeguydojima7131
2 ай бұрын
Now *That* would be hell.
@Bethsabee_Sheba_Newrose
2 ай бұрын
That. Is. Diabolical. I like it! 😅
@CivicN17
2 ай бұрын
BRO WHY U DID THIS TO ARSTOTZKA FLAG?
@kereal2591
2 ай бұрын
Great country of arstotzka has no tolerance for such disrespect
@TheZandernator
2 ай бұрын
Keegmeister definitely drives a cyber truck
@tylerboothman4496
2 ай бұрын
That's why he's walking
@Bethsabee_Sheba_Newrose
2 ай бұрын
That’s the extent of his connection to “Musky”.
@masaokakihara9316
Ай бұрын
Hey! I've had enough with the racism everywhere. I own a cybertruck and it's a lovely car. Period.
@tylerboothman4496
Ай бұрын
@@masaokakihara9316 Watch out for rain!
@joeyd9351
Ай бұрын
@@masaokakihara9316Except for when you run your hand along it at the wrong angle and get a gash, or accidentally break a finger off when you close the door, or park it in sunlight.
@divvineness
2 ай бұрын
how kind of keegan to offer him such a wonderful, totally not distracting job to Gerald WHILE he’s on VACATION. such a nice dude
@Bethsabee_Sheba_Newrose
2 ай бұрын
I’ll bet his kids are absolutely charming. /s
@rewindcat7927
2 ай бұрын
The Keegmeister always lookin out for his bro 🫡
@susannemontagnemslmtryt7885
Ай бұрын
Can you please 🙏 do a Slappable Jerk where the man-child husband leaves the baby in a hot 🔥 car so he can play computer games?
@Bloodbound111
2 ай бұрын
Man hasn’t been told no his entire life
@cherryhazard8002
2 ай бұрын
I envy those people, looks like it always gets them somewhere in life lol.
@Legal_Leg
2 ай бұрын
@@cherryhazard8002same.
@FreudsHotDad
2 ай бұрын
@@cherryhazard8002 Remember the words of Sam O'Nella; "With enough harassment, you can get anybody to do anything."
@thelittlesteldergod
2 ай бұрын
He's been told; he just hasn't listened.
@snackcakesmcgee7729
2 ай бұрын
and he will try to find a way to "punish" you if you're the first.
@LB-ge8ih
2 ай бұрын
You know, Musky - large freshwater predatory fish, the largest member of the pike family, great baked, broiled or fried…
@Bethsabee_Sheba_Newrose
2 ай бұрын
😝
@AshaSara
2 ай бұрын
much rather hang out with the fish than this dude
@RamenDenominator
2 ай бұрын
This is like a scene from a cop show illustrating that the victim made a lot of enemies.
@13hellfire94
2 ай бұрын
“We could really use a babysitter. Are you looking to make a quick buck?” “No. I’m on vacation.”
@Berserker3624
2 ай бұрын
Yeah sure for 100,000 a night up front I’d be happy to house sit for you
@JLakis
Ай бұрын
And yet the man just made up a new detestable character and did a video about it while he's on vacation.
@mahfoudseraf5995
Ай бұрын
Rude wth?
@stuffthatijustsay5523
Ай бұрын
Depends how much tbh
@mikeissweet
2 ай бұрын
Changed the subject real quick after that "you know him personally" question
@klara709
2 ай бұрын
"same circles" 😂
@user-hs8vx5vc3m
2 ай бұрын
Gerald's instant reaction is way too relatable
@CouscousEnjoyer
2 ай бұрын
Hotline Miami
@cherryhazard8002
2 ай бұрын
Me whenever I see my elementary school classmates (They made me feel worthless)
@Uranianth
2 ай бұрын
lmao
@Bethsabee_Sheba_Newrose
2 ай бұрын
@@cherryhazard8002 They should be ashamed of themselves!
@cherryhazard8002
2 ай бұрын
@@Bethsabee_Sheba_Newrose Lol they were shameless about it alright, living their best lives too.
@Bizcachi
2 ай бұрын
How can you say "musky" with a straight face? my absolute favorite part😂😂
@qwertyrhino9497
2 ай бұрын
This guy is so good at portraying the most unlikeable characters ever!
@user-nr2ku9dk9b
2 ай бұрын
I was just thinking that
@Hamanito
2 ай бұрын
Why is this exact comment on every video
@vinstatic420
2 ай бұрын
Because modern KZitem sections are broken records begging for likes
@yamatanoorochi3149
2 ай бұрын
Is this a compulsory comment, in that exact wording? Is someone paying you?
@ami-ps4em
2 ай бұрын
Right 😂 I swear he knows these people in real life 😂😂😂
@Bethsabee_Sheba_Newrose
2 ай бұрын
The Jerkiverse is expanding! Awesome!
@PippiOnePointOh
2 ай бұрын
I call for this guy to do a collab with Caitlin Riley where they play that one couple that everybody hates.
@liebebile6515
2 ай бұрын
Please no, that's too much 😢
@TheKosstImogen
2 ай бұрын
I miss Caitlin Riley so :(
@mandim1609
Ай бұрын
YES
@caesarstrings
2 ай бұрын
“We run in the same circles” = “He owns X and I have an account.”
@Tmate4444
2 ай бұрын
One time I literally just ignored the guy while he was right in front of me, saying my nickname from school, was trying to get my attention for like a solid 2 minutes. Just pretended I was off in my head daydreaming or something lol. Was awkward AF but I didn't have to talk to him so all good
@arbikiuszelemelek3347
Ай бұрын
Powermove
@aurorasun-qs1pg
2 ай бұрын
That's such a niche situation but it's happened to me once so surreal
@Fromonian
2 ай бұрын
Please share the story
@rpmexre1003
2 ай бұрын
That “Uhh” at the end was shock and honor from being so casually entrusted the job of a babysitter from someone who runs the same circles as Musk.
@totallynotatree8718
Ай бұрын
Gerald should be honoured
@BoHorn
2 ай бұрын
You know maybe if he took more generous offers like this he would be able to stay at a better hotel! How kind of Keegan to try and do him a favor.
@Bethsabee_Sheba_Newrose
2 ай бұрын
Yeah, and he could order room service on Keegan’s bill. Dang, he missed out. I’m sure Keegan’s children are just incredibly well-behaved too, with a great dad like that.
@ciaranfooty7720
2 ай бұрын
This is your worst character yet. Elon musk mention was the sugar on the cream
@Bethsabee_Sheba_Newrose
2 ай бұрын
There’s a unique spinal cord shudder of sorts that occurs upon hearing “Musky”, and it’s not pleasant. lol
@klara709
2 ай бұрын
Yeah, and it wasn't even sarcastic
@deannaw9128
Ай бұрын
Sugar on the cream???
@thumpfump2268
2 ай бұрын
“We could really use a babysitter” oh god no
@scorpionic-night
2 ай бұрын
"MUSKY" oh that thing my basement is?
@Bethsabee_Sheba_Newrose
2 ай бұрын
😂 😂 Wait, that’s “musty”. Surely he means the pheromone-laden, sweaty aroma of armpits type of “musky.”
@DecepySwag
2 ай бұрын
I’ll be honest, when he brought up that baby sitting shit I said out loud “man who the fuck” then I remembered it’s a video 😭 I got so invested
@kahnabull1694
2 ай бұрын
“Gerald! Is that you?!” Scuzi. No. No English.
@littletort3531
2 ай бұрын
You and your wife are so creative genuinely love your content, the new film was great btw
@Bethsabee_Sheba_Newrose
2 ай бұрын
I second this sentiment 🤩 Your wife is a saint 😂
@mahfoudseraf5995
Ай бұрын
Him and his wife? Lol
@littletort3531
Ай бұрын
@@mahfoudseraf5995 yeah? his wife helps with filming and storyboarding?
@yamatanoorochi3149
2 ай бұрын
That's the personality hire
@totallynotatree8718
Ай бұрын
The personality hire and the Keegmeister are the 2 worst characters I get shudders whenever they interrupt someone
@cherryhazard8002
2 ай бұрын
His parents know Gerald's parents, that's why they were forced to hang out with each other, Keegan pretended to like Gerald but as soon as "cooler kids" showed up he'd act like he didn't know Gerald, tried to become a "better person" by keeping Gerald around as a "friend" in college to show off to Gerald because Keegan realised he was the only one who gave him the praise he was looking for, Gerald's ex girlfriend (Who is now his wife) left Gerals for Keegan because he convinced her Gerald wasn't worth her time and he'd instead treat her to the life "she deserved". Gerald has attempted to cut Keegan out of his life, but Gerald's parents are still very close friends with Keegan's parents, and it'd be a "bad look" on the family if Gerald suddenly stopped interacting with Keegan. By the way, Keegan lives the life Gerald has always wanted to live but couldn't achieve because Keegan always was the "best one" in whatever Gerald attempted and Gerald was always the "second one".
@ADubbs-fd8xf
2 ай бұрын
Good Lord, this is brutal 😭 fantastic writing, ruined my night lmao
@Bethsabee_Sheba_Newrose
2 ай бұрын
Please tell me you’re a writer because that’s brilliant. Devastating, but brilliant.
@cherryhazard8002
2 ай бұрын
@@ADubbs-fd8xf I am glad it did! Lol just kidding. Thank you for your compliment!
@cherryhazard8002
2 ай бұрын
@@Bethsabee_Sheba_Newrose Thank you so much for your words! I wanna be one someday! But I feel like I am not creative enough lol.
@Bethsabee_Sheba_Newrose
2 ай бұрын
@@cherryhazard8002 Be one. You are one. You’re definitely creative enough, and you’re able to form your thoughts into comprehendible sentences. That’s increasingly rare, so please don’t give up.
@fffaaa8371
2 ай бұрын
God the amount of times i have to stop myself from clicking off your videos is crazy. I love you man keep it up
@The_Robbing_Narrator
2 ай бұрын
Thats the type of guy thats literally only there for the ladies
@ob2kenobi388
2 ай бұрын
And the ladies are there for literally anyone else lol
@Bethsabee_Sheba_Newrose
2 ай бұрын
With his wife and kids? lol
@The_Robbing_Narrator
2 ай бұрын
@@Bethsabee_Sheba_Newrose He's just trying to go for one of those "midnight strolls" alone
@Bethsabee_Sheba_Newrose
2 ай бұрын
@@The_Robbing_Narrator Makes total sense.
@cherryhazard8002
2 ай бұрын
@@The_Robbing_Narrator Inaccurate. He isn't in Bangkok or Manila lol.
@redwood3036
2 ай бұрын
The smug facial expressions 💀
@Bethsabee_Sheba_Newrose
2 ай бұрын
They’re absolutely hideous 😂
@All-Hail-Gayle
2 ай бұрын
I'd never pretend to get along with these people. Musky (smelly) is my derogatory name for him
@owkwqaqw3721
2 ай бұрын
Gerald is so jealous of Keegan. Keegan is well traveled, rich, and is on a nickname basis with Elon Musk.
@AletheAce
Ай бұрын
The looking up where it is just to find something wrong with it is so spot on.
@Piterdeveirs333
2 ай бұрын
I would have kept pretending not to know who elon musk was
@totallynotatree8718
Ай бұрын
He would of gone on a 40 minute rant about how Elon Musk is the greatest mind of our generation and how he legalised comedy on X and invented the wheel.
@CursedKeyblade1
2 ай бұрын
Pulling out his phone to see where you’re staying, thanks I hate it.
@lambda653
2 ай бұрын
"If you pay me a thousand dollars, i'll do it." "What's the matter? The price is too high? Well someone of your calibur of wealth should clearly be able to shake off a measly $1000 to babysit your kids to the highest standards. You weren't lying about your wealth were you?"
@ivanovskameow999
2 ай бұрын
And even if he is a bit limited at this point in time, his lil mate Musky or similar connections can always toss over such a trifling amount of money, haha. No IOUs.
@Bethsabee_Sheba_Newrose
2 ай бұрын
Per child, per hour.
@mahfoudseraf5995
Ай бұрын
Thousand? Who do you think you are? CLOWN
@sebastijan5894
2 ай бұрын
Bro you are in my country of Croatia? Awesome! Enjoy!
@Hyperchicken
2 ай бұрын
Keegmeister is just returning the homeland of his namesake
@thomasgrant8074
2 ай бұрын
Croatia?
@klara709
2 ай бұрын
You hit a new level of slapableness with this one
@luka9416
2 ай бұрын
"Come on, man. We'll give you 5$ an hour!"
@HipHopAn0n
2 ай бұрын
I wish they made great comedies still so you could be that recurring star who steals the show but youre still getting massive i love to see it
@ikejugend
2 ай бұрын
When he took his phone out, my heart skipped a bit: now I need another place to stay
@marvincool3744
2 ай бұрын
Asking someone to work for you while on vacation takes major balls
@peter5.056
2 ай бұрын
This actually happened to me. I was on vacation in Italy and my boss ran into me. I pretended I was an Italian man who had no idea who he was. "Ey! Who you? Escuzzi? Ey why you talk-a to me, eh? I no speakadi English getouttamah face-a! Why you talkin-a to me eh!?!? Boopadi grazie in-a-you-mouth!!"
@Chadgigington
2 ай бұрын
Sure ya did pal
@xenon8927
2 ай бұрын
Based and correct
@maginciajaz
2 ай бұрын
Least obvious high schooler
@Bethsabee_Sheba_Newrose
2 ай бұрын
That’s precious.
@totallynotatree8718
Ай бұрын
The best part of this video is the genuinely concerned and confused facial expression The Keegmeister had when Gerald didn't know who Musky was
@Fellow-computer-nerd
2 ай бұрын
the balls on this man to ask someone to do work on vacation is insane
@ThePoisonedReaper
2 ай бұрын
Quick buck? Will it pay the flight home if your this rich king? Otherwise F off 😭😭💀💀
@mahfoudseraf5995
Ай бұрын
It could tho
@AnironUndomiel
Ай бұрын
“PHIL? Phil CONNERS?”
@las8883
2 ай бұрын
“Musky” 🤢
@si5812
Ай бұрын
my jaw dropped at the end w the babysitter line
@notproductiveproductions3504
2 ай бұрын
Can you do one for when a defeatist goes to a job fair
@nataliazakula3400
2 ай бұрын
All the times we lie “yeah great man, maybe we’ll see you again sometime!” When we really don’t care if we ever do? It was so bad once all I could say was “good luck and g’bye!!!” and I’m a polite Canadian.
@veiledspice3885
2 ай бұрын
I know too many people like Keegmeister, I normally ignore and keep walking
@kylenmaple4668
2 ай бұрын
Give me $100K I’ll watch your kids 😂
@totalgoober
2 ай бұрын
It's the universe's way of reminding you that you'll never escape the drudgery of your regular life. Or maybe it's just an annoying coincidence, who knows!
@UNDEADNME
2 ай бұрын
‘It’s the Keegmeister’ was too fucking good 😂
@TeamNutshell
7 күн бұрын
Pretty sure Keegan and the Manchild Hisband are different characters, since they have slightly different shirts and hats (yet they all look alike, for some reason…) but I still like imagining Gerald and Melanie having a meet cute while watching her kids that finally makes her reconsider her current marriage.
@richardmoskalyov8503
2 ай бұрын
To be fair, if he's rich, and he's offering thousands of dollars, I would be inclined to accept the offer
@superdogthegreatest
2 ай бұрын
This character is amazing 😂
@gorgewashingmachine6144
Ай бұрын
I was grinding my teeth throughout the video Jesus Christ this is good acting
@BucketheadVR
2 ай бұрын
the one dislike is from keegan
@MrBinkyboo2000
2 ай бұрын
I was worried it would be a guy who insists to hang out with you
@akamal92
2 ай бұрын
I feel like that kind of guy would be less slappable than Keegan
@vbellanova
2 ай бұрын
this character is the first to feel a little unfamiliar to me, but it's entertaining nonetheless
@mustarddddd
2 ай бұрын
someone on my campus was exactly like this person. when he graduated i dropped his contact on my phone in a heartbeat
@Delicate_Disaster
2 ай бұрын
I'm just impressed that he found a way to write off his vacation as a work trip 😂
@JD-wn3cc
2 ай бұрын
I was thinking the same thing!
@goldenfiberwheat238
2 ай бұрын
He did?
@Delicate_Disaster
2 ай бұрын
@goldenfiberwheat238 he recorded at least one video on his trip, so he can more than likely claim it was a work trip.
@Delicate_Disaster
2 ай бұрын
@@goldenfiberwheat238 he recorded at least one video on his trip, so he can more than likely claim it was a work trip.
@goldenfiberwheat238
2 ай бұрын
@@Delicate_Disaster oh I thought you meant the character
@TheBarinco
Ай бұрын
first 5 seconds gave me PTSD
@katya4427
Ай бұрын
I thought this was gonna be Lance the personality hire from the title lmao
@SovTheCherub
2 ай бұрын
If things go terribly wrong this could be me
@JD-wn3cc
2 ай бұрын
Dude actually went overseas to film this skit!
@AreteG
2 ай бұрын
This feels like the classic TV dad's antagonist
@clintyeetswood
Ай бұрын
My name is keagan. My friends and myself call me the Keagster as a joke. I feel attacked
@terrytaylor7036
Ай бұрын
Bringing your kids on a vacation, just to get a babysitter for them anyway is vile work.
@FortunePayback
Ай бұрын
Man, if I ever went on vacation to another country, and happened to bump into literally anyone I know, I would be pissed!
@AbiEstri
2 ай бұрын
Of course his name is Keegan ☠️
@NoName-ms8jb
2 ай бұрын
Telling him where you are staying was a huge mistake.
@Historical-Stuff
2 ай бұрын
Gerald is lucky to have the Keegmeister as his friend! Perhaps he might even introduce him to Musky!
@Leviasas
Ай бұрын
I have moved to canada years ago but I'm going to see my family in europe this fall and i KNOW it's going to happen to me and i hate it 😂
@jurajvucetic
2 ай бұрын
Zagreb upper town, nice
@AshaSara
2 ай бұрын
the thought of not being able to avoid these people even in another country is so scary 😭
@ThrowawayModeller
Ай бұрын
Is this in Croatia? I live in Zagreb and this just.. feels like Croatia to me... It's hard to describe it
@bitty_beastly47
Ай бұрын
This is when you say "Tesla? What's that?.... I'm not really a car guy. Twitter? I've heard of that before, lotta weirdos"
@NyradB
2 ай бұрын
You act like Billy Bob Thorton's character in Fargo. Lorne Malvo up in here
@ElementalWhispers
2 ай бұрын
I feel like they were roommates during college (not by choice) and were in the same classes. They're just Facebook friends now (they like each other's posts but don't really interact) and their lives have gone in different directions. I'm team Gerald who is leading a good life but doesn't feel the need to boast about it because he's not an a-hole
@johnfsenpai
Ай бұрын
"Musky" sounds like a dog's name
@hithrevry1
Ай бұрын
He asks you a question.. just as you are respondingto that, he is dismissive of your answer.. gaslighting you with his own importance.. it is disorienting and scary.. so accurately potrayed..
@macaemeia146
2 ай бұрын
bro really saw someone on vacation and asked them to be a babysiter
@nemesishellman1131
2 ай бұрын
very well timed considering im going on an international flight tomorrow
@elsquibbs
Ай бұрын
My level of hatred for this character means that the acting is great.
@keegster7167
2 ай бұрын
...I'm Keegan and this exact thing happened to me in Italy...are you following me??
@Bethsabee_Sheba_Newrose
2 ай бұрын
Yes.
@jamgrams3244
Ай бұрын
How to get out of this situation: Continue talking over them trying to interrupt you "We could really use a babysitter." "Oh, hope you find one 🙏, bye."
@cheeseboy8241
2 ай бұрын
"oh dude I'd love to! I actually have some great materials for educating kids on social justice, developed them myself-- what's that? are you sure? it's really no trouble, they're great materials, covers all the basics. what? now come on keegmeister, why wouldn't a guy like you want his kids to know about critical race theory? keegan, come back! keegan? keegan!"
@SCM.mp4
2 ай бұрын
god i hate and love your videos
@NQWG
2 ай бұрын
Have fun in Split haha.
@theragingrodent__
2 ай бұрын
"Honey there's a really good art museum nearby, do you want to g-" "Uh babe I kinda just wanted to hang out at the hotel today" "What do you mean, like all day?" "Yeeeeeeeeeeah they have a pool for the kids and room service has wings"
@EM-hr3sg
2 ай бұрын
If Gerald were willing to help Keegmeister out with the kids he’d be able to run in the same circles as Musky someday.
@brettzforeman
2 ай бұрын
These always end right before the part I want to see!
@ssimpson3288
2 ай бұрын
Not a court in the world would convict him if he pushed Keegan into traffic.
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