Look how white and glorious our streets looked back then.
@seastorm1979
Жыл бұрын
Cat porn🤣😂😸
@shrapnelicus
6 жыл бұрын
Brick,a light year is the distance light will travel in a year,and a year is a measurement of time
@tinamagana7177
6 жыл бұрын
I've got something for you to download Eddie lol
@banishedfromthedwarfplanet530
6 жыл бұрын
I wish this guy was funny.
@WalterLiddy
7 жыл бұрын
I always thought that because of the way he delivers his dialogue that Izzard was proof against anyone 'stealing' his jokes, but the South Park episode about iTunes terms & conditions is pretty damned similar, it must be said.
@jckmthr
9 жыл бұрын
I'm migrating my user account onto a harddrive it went from 30 minutes to an hour to 9 hours 30 minutes to 10 minutes to 30 minutes to 35 minutes
@Brickybrickbrickson
9 жыл бұрын
a light year is a unit of distance not time 0:49
@HyperHardHead
9 жыл бұрын
AlBox That's why he said it xD
@Brickybrickbrickson
9 жыл бұрын
"A light-year to download"
@Muckylittleme
7 жыл бұрын
It is a unit of distance and time. Precise distance 9.4607 × (10 to the power of 12) km which is how far light travels in one julian year.
@Lattamonsteri
6 жыл бұрын
But you wouldn't say "I am 25 lightyears old" unless you're trying to be a smartass and tell a physics joke. Saying that lightyear is both a unit of distance and time is like saying that a meter is a unit of distance and time. "The metre is defined as the length of the path travelled by light in a vacuum in 1/299 792 458 second." You wouldn't say a meter is 1/299 792 458 seconds when you use it as a unit of time. :D "How fast did you run the lap?" "It took me -400/299 792 458 meters"
@zozocalifornia
10 жыл бұрын
This is absolutely the way it used to be, the crazy download times. Funny, funny.
@mandowarrior123
10 жыл бұрын
I read through the terms and conditions, I'm a computer scientist and know what to look for. Most of the terms are unlawful in the UK anyway so you need to even less here.
@HashimAziz1
10 жыл бұрын
Out of interest, is that you in your profile pic? Also, what do you mean by unlawful terms? Care to expand, if you don't mind?
@shitbag.
10 жыл бұрын
I am an asexual (i dont have sex or find any particular sex to be sexually attractive at all) person and have recived my final HPV vacceine. The doc asked if i wanted it and i quoted 0:30
@hororskull
10 жыл бұрын
I've looked it up now, thanks for pointing that out to me.
@richeypen
10 жыл бұрын
Thats the Joke...
@juhoi1
10 жыл бұрын
The joke: ------------> Your head: o
@hororskull
11 жыл бұрын
A lightyear is a distance, not an amount of time. :|
@L4D1992
11 жыл бұрын
In my experience nothing is real until we see it and deem it real. Real is defined differently between different beliefs and cultures even so there truly is no one specific definition of real. Time is real because we make decide it's real. People have had dreams that are so vivid that they can touch, taste, hear and smell something so we can't even define real by those premises. Suppose it just hinges on whether or not someone believes it's real.
@WalterLiddy
7 жыл бұрын
That may be the dumbest thing anyone's ever said.
@L4D1992
11 жыл бұрын
Well it's a measure of distance, the distance it takes light to travel in a year. Hopefully I'm not making a fool of myself with this one but I'm pretty sure. Used to be interested in physics when I was younger, space and all that. Cool stuff.
@vikingvic
11 жыл бұрын
Major indoctrination in public peasant-physics? Explain to me what you think time is. Is it "real"? If so, please define what real is thanks bro.
@roosterranger8238
11 жыл бұрын
Same here
@Tasarran
11 жыл бұрын
Yes, it's as annoying as people who think a foot-pound is a measure of weight XD
@KrillLiberator
11 жыл бұрын
I can go with that, but why Solo's unrelated bragging when he was originally boasting about how fast the Falcon was?
@Shedding
11 жыл бұрын
As someone who majored in physics. I cringe at anyone referring to a light year as a measure of time.
@ZeHoSmusician
3 жыл бұрын
I didn't major in anything (never been to uni) and I still know such things.
@elbay2
11 жыл бұрын
Boy, am I slow!.. contrary to the speed of light! :D
@gronkomat
11 жыл бұрын
that was the whole joke of that comment. BUT: the 12 parsecs in the kessel run do not refer to time, but to distance. han solo basically took great risks to shorten the kessel-route.
@ASpaceOstrich
11 жыл бұрын
And I might I say a handsome transvestite as well.
@ehcmier
11 жыл бұрын
That's assuming time is the only goal, not maneuverability allowing for the shortest distance between x number of points, in a constantly-changing route due to the relative motion of celestial bodies, resulting ultimately in time saved. :p
@elbay2
11 жыл бұрын
Ignoring the fact that 'lightyear' is a measure of distance and not time of course! :D
@jacobzuiderveen6047
6 жыл бұрын
that's just how weird time gets during an update.
@BoreasSW
11 жыл бұрын
Its from Stripped DVD Live London Threate
@turevus
11 жыл бұрын
What show is this?
@KD8NCL
11 жыл бұрын
Mr. (almost) President, you're correct. One thing bothered me is, you forgot to capitalize "so" at the beginning of your sentence. No worries though, it's been 7 months since that "unfortunate event." You must still be under stress. P.S Big bird sends you his love, and a half eaten bag of seed. He says, if you need more; apply for food assistance, like you nearly made him do.
@redcardinalist
11 жыл бұрын
Technically you are of course correct. However (as you no doubt know) pc originally stood for "IBM Personal Computer" which then got linked to computers running dos/versions of windows (as opposed to Apple macs) :-)
@Mirandorl
11 жыл бұрын
Izzard is a Mac? Figures, they are more stylish. However its like comparing an Audi to an Alfa Romeo - the alfa looks sexy, romantic and fluid, and the audi is just purposeful and functional. The difference is its no use looking sexy and romantic stuck at the side of the road, broken down and knowing you'll have to pay 10 times the amount and wait 5 times as long for the spare parts (as an audi breezes past) :)
@artofnick
11 жыл бұрын
And it's also a year.
@samjean1122
11 жыл бұрын
PC takes up like 90% of the computer marketing.
@SightForMemories
11 жыл бұрын
no, just a marginal statistic
@SightForMemories
11 жыл бұрын
300.000 km/s times 3600 times 24 times 7 times 52 = Alot of km = a lightyear.
@GlassDeviant
11 жыл бұрын
Then you don't know what I'm talking about, or what you are.
@versioncity1
11 жыл бұрын
unique
@hookshot320
11 жыл бұрын
Eddie Izzard. Best comedian for life! <3
@WarManHamVan
11 жыл бұрын
Thanks bub, I was really confused.
@kaervang
11 жыл бұрын
I think 99.9 % is a bit high, but maybe one day :-)
@mikelheron20
11 жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure that Eddy Izzard (along with 99.9% of the population) knows that. He's being funny.
@MrCharlieTwist
11 жыл бұрын
He looks better in heels
@LootFragg
11 жыл бұрын
Check the lightyear comment and read some more comments to find out where Eddie Izzard deviated from normal storytelling. Or get some mighty fine humour, it helps.
@LootFragg
11 жыл бұрын
Ah come on. Let the people say what they found the funniest about the video. No need to insult someone for his or her desire to share their favs with the world.
@HENJAM48
11 жыл бұрын
I have read the T&C of iTunes. Does that make me sad?
@picklous666
11 жыл бұрын
not sure if troll.....or stupid
@throawwai
11 жыл бұрын
If you can do the Kessel run in 12 parsecs, surely you can wait a lightyear to download.
@elcool
11 жыл бұрын
meh.. where are the jokes? this is just a normal story.
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