This is absolutely the way it used to be, the crazy download times. Funny, funny.
@anadereea
14 жыл бұрын
i just LOVE him !! :x handsome and funny and everything...
@HitodamaKyrie
13 жыл бұрын
Ah, your making the pipes in my PC rattle, Eddie.
@malinaura
13 жыл бұрын
Totally in love!!! I AGREE!!
@P3L0745
14 жыл бұрын
ti amo!
@WarManHamVan
11 жыл бұрын
Thanks bub, I was really confused.
@Aless81
13 жыл бұрын
Eddie is freaking Amazing
@Exodias666
11 жыл бұрын
A lightyear is simultaneously a unit of time, and of distance.
@AGayTwitterArtist
12 жыл бұрын
Hes hot. :I
@JyeSherwell
12 жыл бұрын
"Sex with everyone... free chickens for life!" I was laughing when hardly anyone in the audience was!
@Rev1205
11 жыл бұрын
which makes it even more hilarious. :D
@NMihaiV
13 жыл бұрын
ROFL just got "Would you like to update windows live" while i was watching this video :)))))
@tonmandude
13 жыл бұрын
A light year is a measure of distance!
@timinatorization
11 жыл бұрын
I can't wait for the free chickens for life update comes out for itunes
@mlovecraftr
13 жыл бұрын
Since that episode on South I always read the terms and conditions, at least I skim it
@xander7ful
12 жыл бұрын
9 people don't want free chickens for life.
@sleepcity
13 жыл бұрын
Oh my lord Sweden loves Eddie! Look at the video statistics! :) Smart, good looking, atheists with excellent taste. Go Sweden!
@ArthurBETA89
12 жыл бұрын
A light year to download....
@annerough
11 жыл бұрын
I was a fan until you said "Macintosh!" Now a "fan" only if I need to cool down.. You are still a favorite worth queuing for ;-)
@OmniMonitor
12 жыл бұрын
Thanks for telling us what show this is from it's rather helpful. I think I'm going to go download it on amazon now as i don't agree with ITunes. lol
@soggymarshmallow
11 жыл бұрын
Flash! Where've you been? Where haven't i've been?
@chocchipfox
13 жыл бұрын
@ChristopherDone yea i prefer his old stuff, but i still love watching him =]
@VesperTheVile
12 жыл бұрын
just as i was watching this itunes ask me to up date :O it like it knows >_>
@woodgatejack
13 жыл бұрын
@marredsun Oh! You just reminded me of th bloody parsec thing! In the DVD comentary of Star Wars he explains that hyperspace travel is about navigation, enabling Han Solo to do the monumetal feat of the Kessle Run in 12 parsecs So... Han just knows a shortcut?
@heartsickruben
11 жыл бұрын
that coat i want one!
@shrapnelicus
5 жыл бұрын
Brick,a light year is the distance light will travel in a year,and a year is a measurement of time
@RachelTheVlogger
13 жыл бұрын
I love it when he talks about Hashishins "we are supposed to kill you, do you have a kitkat?" so funny xD he's just amazin I admit I find it strange seein him in jeans and stuff :/ personally I prefer him in makeup and stuff :) but that's just my opinion and preference xD he's so great, funny and intelligent he's a human encylopedia :).
@artofnick
11 жыл бұрын
And it's also a year.
@versioncity1
11 жыл бұрын
unique
@roosterranger8238
10 жыл бұрын
Same here
@bundyhome
11 жыл бұрын
Free Chickens for LIFE!
@sopralto817
14 жыл бұрын
@UnitedKingdomify Actually, you can get something like Parallel Desktops to run windows stuff. My entire college, excepting the main library, has mac computers, but they all run the PD, so when you start up, you choose which OS to run. So, technically you could run windows games on a Mac.(However, it does let the viruses in, from what I hear)
@Alaitha87
13 жыл бұрын
@CyRxJustin its distance it takes light to travel over a year so u cant exclude time form that equation... but unless it was used as a joke, it was indeed used in a strange manner
@weinmj
12 жыл бұрын
"5, 4, 3, 9!, 2, 7 hours!
@JacobKind
13 жыл бұрын
i got a autamatic itunes update halfway through this.
@redcardinalist
11 жыл бұрын
Technically you are of course correct. However (as you no doubt know) pc originally stood for "IBM Personal Computer" which then got linked to computers running dos/versions of windows (as opposed to Apple macs) :-)
@karlfalkenstein
12 жыл бұрын
@gegegegretchen the milenium falcon ran the kettle run in under ten parsecs. the funny thing is parsecs is a mesurement, not of time, but of distance as well. makes ya think there huh?
@jeevesthepunk
13 жыл бұрын
@CyRxJustin yeah, i was surprised he didn't pick up on that himself, he usually spots any minor errors he makes
@crazymuthaphukr
12 жыл бұрын
light year takes a certain amount of time to traverse, think thats what he was talking about.
@huh8888
11 жыл бұрын
It's now 56 pages.
@WalterLiddy
7 жыл бұрын
I always thought that because of the way he delivers his dialogue that Izzard was proof against anyone 'stealing' his jokes, but the South Park episode about iTunes terms & conditions is pretty damned similar, it must be said.
@rasey077
12 жыл бұрын
A lightyear is a measure of distance, not time!
@WhiteRussianBC
14 жыл бұрын
A light year is a measure of distance not time! Great video anyway
@SuperUkuleleGirl
12 жыл бұрын
And so he should; I once failed to read the iTunes agreement and ended up with a cow and a giant afro.
@GhodaLadki
13 жыл бұрын
@holidaysinsweden thought it was just me! LOL
@christopherdraves4655
11 жыл бұрын
he's funny!
@hororskull
10 жыл бұрын
I've looked it up now, thanks for pointing that out to me.
@BushidoWarriorr1
13 жыл бұрын
i've read the conditions
@mrfoxtalbot
12 жыл бұрын
@zuluknob Yes and no. For someone watching you from a still position it will seem like an entire year has passed but from your frame of reference it will seem like a much shorter time. It´s the special relativity twins paradox.
@mattman91319
12 жыл бұрын
Always read the terms and conditions. You'll end up a Human CentiPad.
@wowthungsten
12 жыл бұрын
-I- have read the terms and conditions...
@SightForMemories
11 жыл бұрын
300.000 km/s times 3600 times 24 times 7 times 52 = Alot of km = a lightyear.
@susuwatari42
13 жыл бұрын
@tonmandude Exactly his point.
@VTPPGLVR
13 жыл бұрын
Once tried to download something and it said about 16000 minutes left. Yeah, you read that right. About a day and a half! X-D
@Elsoddo
12 жыл бұрын
Yes. A lightyear to dowload. That's like saying, 11 minutes to download and then it goes up to 34 meters to download.
@BoreasSW
11 жыл бұрын
Its from Stripped DVD Live London Threate
@armelfrancois
12 жыл бұрын
I agree. :P
@Khyrid
11 жыл бұрын
I'm getting a new crank for my PC, it spins at 20 rpm, fucking badass.
@DanielRuzhitsky
13 жыл бұрын
the guy with the mac is on and the guy in the "pc airplane" is finally on and they both look over at a linux dude and realize he is turning off his computer because he is already done with all his work
@ehcmier
11 жыл бұрын
That's assuming time is the only goal, not maneuverability allowing for the shortest distance between x number of points, in a constantly-changing route due to the relative motion of celestial bodies, resulting ultimately in time saved. :p
@AshleyAGreathouse
13 жыл бұрын
There is definitely a South Park episode like this.
@bathotic
13 жыл бұрын
as we all know, a light year is a measurement of space, not time...
@mrfoxtalbot
12 жыл бұрын
@zuluknob No, not really. There is no preferred frame of reference.
@Drives50
14 жыл бұрын
Saw him at the MEN. This was probably the best bit. I was most disappointed.
@TewBacco
11 жыл бұрын
Hi yeah, welcome to humor!
@thenextmarlon
11 жыл бұрын
PC computer - Personal computer computer xD
@TheF1PinkVoltaDream
14 жыл бұрын
@UnitedKingdomify hes been on a mac atleast since glorious, just check out the encore
@carlafierro7
12 жыл бұрын
there actually exists people who bother to come to a page of Eddie's stuff and push the DISLIKE button !?!? seriously, can you imagine what these people look like or think like? LOL
@GenericRubbishName
12 жыл бұрын
Lightyear is a measure of distance, not time.
@Arkhigoul
12 жыл бұрын
Surely he knows I agree with him. :3
@CyRxJustin
13 жыл бұрын
A lightyear is a measure of distance, not time.
@karlfalkenstein
12 жыл бұрын
@221b parsec is a measurement of distance not time.
@joevictor53
12 жыл бұрын
@heroineadict It's kind of the UK version of Gamestop. They buy and sell games
@DarkSymphony777
11 жыл бұрын
me to
@rucker69
11 жыл бұрын
Surely they know I agree with them..
@TheSereneMarineRS
12 жыл бұрын
1000th like :)
@gronkomat
11 жыл бұрын
that was the whole joke of that comment. BUT: the 12 parsecs in the kessel run do not refer to time, but to distance. han solo basically took great risks to shorten the kessel-route.
@joevictor53
12 жыл бұрын
@heroineadict Actually, Gamestation did that. They put a clause in a contract as a joke saying that the person signing would hand over their soul to Gamestation. There was a box to tick to opt out and those who did got £5 or something
@barbaragwenhadu464
11 жыл бұрын
fantastic that your 83 year old father reads itunes agreement... I'm 25 years younger, and still don't understand how iTunes works !!!
@hobbified
11 жыл бұрын
The video description does.
@Dubaikiwi
12 жыл бұрын
No one in the world has read the terms and conditions .... .... save for that one lady who's addicted to words in Wellington. Like so Eddie Izzard can see this inside joke!
@diserasta1
12 жыл бұрын
@dead1reckoning Technically, while going AT the speed of light, time doesn't exist.
@laserindie
13 жыл бұрын
@PeidoLord that's the point
@MrHenryphil
13 жыл бұрын
@VolkStrokerMedia yeah fair enough
@MikeRailey
13 жыл бұрын
Well sure, a light year is a measure of distance, but it got the point across, did it not?
@vapsyvox
13 жыл бұрын
obviously, he is referring to the progress bar being one lightyear long... or something
@DaanGuitarManiak
12 жыл бұрын
@gegegegretchen indeed, measurement of distance ;P
@chatty_writer666
12 жыл бұрын
South Park on terms and conditions! So true!
@elbay2
11 жыл бұрын
Boy, am I slow!.. contrary to the speed of light! :D
@gimper1008
11 жыл бұрын
No. It is only a measure of distance.
@ThelastJohnSilver
13 жыл бұрын
@AshleyAGreathouse yeap was Izzard the inspiration maybe?
@zackgomez6910
11 жыл бұрын
I came from the Russell Peters page but this guy is also funny.
@L4D1992
10 жыл бұрын
Well it's a measure of distance, the distance it takes light to travel in a year. Hopefully I'm not making a fool of myself with this one but I'm pretty sure. Used to be interested in physics when I was younger, space and all that. Cool stuff.
@chrisdrakekaka
13 жыл бұрын
@tonmandude thats why it is even more funny
@Borat911
12 жыл бұрын
Lightyears to download ... so maybe he meant the server is in another galaxy
@221b
12 жыл бұрын
@gegegegretchen Right. He should've said "parsec."
@Bittergreger
13 жыл бұрын
You didn't read them?! A Human CentiPad is an awful sight.
@mandowarrior123
10 жыл бұрын
I read through the terms and conditions, I'm a computer scientist and know what to look for. Most of the terms are unlawful in the UK anyway so you need to even less here.
@HashimAziz1
10 жыл бұрын
Out of interest, is that you in your profile pic? Also, what do you mean by unlawful terms? Care to expand, if you don't mind?
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