"They're fucking nuts..." Remembers he has a girlfriend "...some of them"
@shizu-chan3942
4 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👍
@straightcashhomey1261
5 жыл бұрын
His description of how a broad will systematically destroy your life is absolutely spot on
@effortlessawareness8778
4 жыл бұрын
Did this happen 2 you. Lets hear it
@jimcampbell9566
7 жыл бұрын
"leave you standing there like a flood victim" - fucking awesome !!
@whackoization
10 жыл бұрын
Holy shit, no one makes me laugh like Burr does.
@gustavofring8765
10 ай бұрын
Fr
@futurestrangeofficial
5 жыл бұрын
"I never read Shakespeare, It's more complicated than the Bible"
@JP-ATV
10 жыл бұрын
I love this guy. He's funny and speaks the truth!
@gustavofring8765
10 ай бұрын
Fr
@Hope-Truth-Light
6 жыл бұрын
He can barely read yet he's got such a way with words
@philorgneopolotin8762
3 жыл бұрын
That’s probably a reason why he tells stories so well. He’s borderline dyslexic, and reads at like a 4th grade level, so he probably thinks way differently than most people. I’d bet money that’s part of why he’s so successful
@aintgonnahappen
11 жыл бұрын
Man the end of this is genius. He throws all his advice under that table and tells me him to do it..lmao.
@joshuablack8221
7 жыл бұрын
Those feelings are just lust, Bro
@cletus2941
7 жыл бұрын
Best advice I've ever heard...........
@lackofabetter
10 жыл бұрын
Love how that ends, "Ah who gives a shit, let me know how it works out"
@youngmanlee6022
11 жыл бұрын
"ahh who gives a shit, tell me how it works out." hahahaha
@zackyferret
3 жыл бұрын
I love how bill doubts his advice giving skills. He is literally one of the wisest people when it comes to relationships and what men and women think and want. He is truly as wise as a psychology professor with life experience alone.
@hershysquirts187
12 жыл бұрын
Bill is fucking hilarious.
@kylegreenwalt3836
7 жыл бұрын
I've done what this dude wrote and yeah it ruined that friendship for a while and I dated that girl for 3 years until she walked out on me. long story short we're all still friends these days. But that first year was rough for all of us.
@nickgarcia1292
6 жыл бұрын
Kyle Greenwalt ya same here.. u cared about both the girl and friend so if ur over it who gives a fuck the guys always going to move on to someone else who care who that person is if your over it. just talk to the friend maybe tho and see how he feels thats respectable..
@1M8U7F8C
12 жыл бұрын
Best comedian...
@francemaster
8 жыл бұрын
holy shit I did the "I'm sorry you broke up" call.
@spiderjump
9 жыл бұрын
If the guy really thinks this girl could work out in the long term , and not a short fling , he should go for it.
@robertmcknightmusic
3 жыл бұрын
Shakespeare was never meant to be read. It's much more comprehensible to see it performed.
@coopera6258
3 жыл бұрын
7:54 I never even knew about that.... I’m gonna try that
@alvinyates8525
4 жыл бұрын
"Take her down"!!!! - MLK
@tdog7326
6 жыл бұрын
I know this guy was kidding but I really hate people that think because you don't have a degree or something that you're like a baby in comparison to someone with a degree. Of course it depends on the subject but yeah.
@seanmatthewking
3 жыл бұрын
The day I got my degree I became a genius. If you don’t have a degree, you wouldn’t understand
@GutenTag649
7 жыл бұрын
"Yea, you like that bitch!" hahaha!!
@TriggerSlam
8 жыл бұрын
In regards to getting intimate with a friend's ex, I thought of a system that is both respectful and convenient, I'll give an example. If said friend dated a girl for 2 years and broke up, you must wait 2 years to bang his ex. If they dated for 2 months, wait 2 months to bang her etc. I believe that this is a code that all bros can get behind.
@dudedude2938
8 жыл бұрын
you're a piece of shit but god bless ya
@hissoldier2002
7 жыл бұрын
I thought it was if he breaks up with her, wait six weeks, if she breaks up with him, wait six months
@privateprivate2268
Жыл бұрын
👍
@MikeDeFi
12 жыл бұрын
"I've been friendly with this guy for almost a year..." What the fuck is friendly? Hit it and, if need be, quit it.
@elvisnguyen5644
6 жыл бұрын
If you guys are friends, ask him if he's cool with it, if not and you give a shit, don't do it. Plenty of other girls out there. If you're not friends, then stop kidding yourself.
@jokersmith9096
3 жыл бұрын
TIL Shakespeare is more complicated than the bible.
@bluecollarnobody4217
6 жыл бұрын
I had a situation such as this happened to me years ago before I got married and my friend disgusted because she approached me first and it already f***** her it was no big deal and me and him he had my I had his Blessing on the issue we went out for a few months talked to her she out there and that was the end of the day
@shapevader9311
6 жыл бұрын
The rule for ya mates chicks, is 2 years minimum
@brandonstanley5324
Жыл бұрын
Ik this is a 10 year old clip but if he didn't make the move then, then he didn't get her...
@pietjepuk6603
8 жыл бұрын
A good friend of mine did this to another friend of ours and we banished him from our group. He became one of those sad people without any friends so that chick left him after a month or so. I still see the guy sometimes in a bar and we make him leave or we kick his ass it's hilarious.
@theempoleon78
7 жыл бұрын
That's the shallow shit that pisses me of about this sort of thing, they don't have to bully them.
@TheVino3
7 жыл бұрын
dude thats fucking psychotic. its sex you animals. everyone does it. let it go. jesus.
@YouArentSlick
7 жыл бұрын
Pietje Puk damn dude let him drink alone hahaha that's savage
@AfternoonProductions
6 жыл бұрын
You guys sound like class acts
@JohnnyDollar720
6 жыл бұрын
Good for y'all. Fuck that guy. That shit is unforgivable
@spicesmiles
3 жыл бұрын
People, this guy sounds immature, yet the girl who made no advances gets thrown under the table? Bill! What the heck dude? Side note: some women actually move on from a terrible breakup minus trying to destroy the guy (all the while getting told to do so) and I mean bad break ups after years. And you dont bring your girl around because your boys are loose? So dudes just flop around never getting checked? What is going on?!! Jokes! Still enjoy your stuff Bill 😋
@aibrainlet8041
7 жыл бұрын
i let my friend have my ex lol they were a better fit
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