Bill,to me your an empowering male figure teaching us the do's and don't's. Thank you.
@toutl
5 жыл бұрын
Bill "rub one out" Burr
@jheymann69
3 жыл бұрын
I usually hate that played out meme, but it has never been more appropriate than here lmao
@dslkjvoxicuyhgl4554
5 жыл бұрын
You NEVER dip your pen in company ink bro. I"VE BEEN THERE DONE THAT IT WAS AWFUL.
@conservativelanka
7 жыл бұрын
Rub one out before you go to work! 😂
@samuski36
9 жыл бұрын
I have a co worker that's boning a lady in another department. He's scowling and distracted and quiet and isolated at work, not a happy camper!
@NoahNelson-Smith
5 жыл бұрын
Dude: About to initiate PAS ( Passive Attempt to Smash) Bill: Abort the attempt soldier! Stand down!
@iwritechecksatthegrocerystore
4 жыл бұрын
Noah Nelson-Smith man... you know that guy went and did it too. Haha.
@hoze1235
3 жыл бұрын
hostile force detected
@peteranon8455
9 жыл бұрын
When people get high, you get so see another side of them. It's important to remember, that side of them is still a side of them. If they lash out at you, threaten your freedom like this girl did, they'll do that again when they feel uncomfortable.
@heavyflippingrandmasboifir669
7 жыл бұрын
Crazy is still crazy...stay clear...
@sus_tenants
7 жыл бұрын
Peter Anon freaking out from weed is one thing, but running to mommy like she did is very concerning
@Mezagodplays
5 жыл бұрын
I act autistic high. Found out I’m on the spectrum. Seems legit
@Vyral714
5 жыл бұрын
Incredibly well put. Great advice
@phanatic215
11 жыл бұрын
If she's crazy now, what until you hit that and pretend it was just a casual sexual encounter...
@Zoologic21
6 жыл бұрын
Small Asian girl? It's a headcase.
@DeAngelo77
5 жыл бұрын
3:57 lmao that “ladies” was brilliant
@KeishenLloyd
5 жыл бұрын
The most dangerous element here is that she's a coworker.
@charissa7052
4 жыл бұрын
Gotta love Bill's response to this one!! Perfect combination of wisdom and jokes.
@loves2litigate
9 жыл бұрын
And just like that guys, your freedom can be stripped from some immature young dumb broad. Guys need to be careful with who they are dealing with, some of these girls are broken and have psych issues. Before you do anything stupid, like this guy who got off pretty easy, do your homework.
@AntonSlavik
10 жыл бұрын
HOLY SHIT. She tripped the fuck out. Poor woman.
@sidhu999
11 жыл бұрын
While you roll your eyes...LADIES LMAOOOO
@Leelicious1312
5 жыл бұрын
3:56 "lay-dees!"
@alexbriscoe2879
5 жыл бұрын
It’s a NO GO, repeat NO GO!
@stef88sf
11 жыл бұрын
oh my god this is so good :D
@randymarsh261
4 жыл бұрын
Thank you
@dirkdiggler464
7 жыл бұрын
u will end up on a rape charge if u reject this woman after sleeping with her
@blaineedwards8078
4 жыл бұрын
I worked with a girl who gave me her #. We were having a private phone conversation while not at work. The conversation took a sexual turn, she even mentioned how much she likes oral sex. Two days later, I was called in the office and was written up for sexual harassment. She claimed I made her feel uncomfortable from that conversation. I will never, ever date, flirt or anything of that nature with a female co-worker ever again. It is just not worth it...
@stockyguru
3 жыл бұрын
Yeah damn 😲 wtf
@vhscopyofseinfeld
5 жыл бұрын
Other military expressions: “Cut sling-load,” “pop smoke,” “Di di mau.”
@davidpierce9949
5 жыл бұрын
No chance, paddles. Wave off! Wave off! That's Naval aviation jargon for do not land the air craft!
@simonacland9028
6 жыл бұрын
i love bill but it actually can be free giving sometimes lol
@FedUpAmerican01
7 жыл бұрын
100%. Never eat where you work!!! I have always followed that advise as I watched others who did not follow the advise have their jobs go to hell, or have embarrassing scandals at the office. It never ends well. (Well, maybe for 2% of people)
@willuexify
11 жыл бұрын
Military terms for STOP! about face. cease fire. halt! negative, do not engage I repeat DO NOT ENGAGE!
@vhscopyofseinfeld
5 жыл бұрын
willuex “pop smoke,” “cut sling-load,” “Di di mau.”
@karlsylvain
10 жыл бұрын
that chick almost got you arrested and you still want to hit!! damn ,as a black guy in a white world, i feel your pain, i know what your going through. its the drought isn't it !
@thebadman7471
8 жыл бұрын
+Karl Sylvain You can always move to Africa, all those lovely black countries. No? I wonder why...
@kaarthuisplus
8 жыл бұрын
+The BadMan It's people like you that make his comment look valid.
@thebadman7471
8 жыл бұрын
Ambidextrous voter How is it? If black people like him are so dissatisfied with life in the 'white world' In other words WHITE COUNTRIES, then he can go to the MANY black countries in the world and live there.
@kaarthuisplus
8 жыл бұрын
+The BadMan Who ever said he was dissatisfied with his life? He's calling people like you out on their shit and you proved his point. He's not going to migrate to another country just to avoid having to deal with idiots like yourself.
@kaarthuisplus
8 жыл бұрын
The BadMan No actually that's all you ever hear because that's how fixated you're thinking is.
@Eshkanama
5 жыл бұрын
If you don't love your job, fucking do it.
@maxd2215
6 жыл бұрын
Solid advice. Stay the f away from colleague chicks.
@hopeicanchangethis
5 жыл бұрын
Not if its their last day.
@XmarcX92
10 жыл бұрын
I've had a free piece before, got it the same day I asked actually lmao.
@michaelsieger9133
4 жыл бұрын
Who the fuck is getting a girl stoned on bong rips on a booty call?
@effortlessawareness8778
4 жыл бұрын
@2:50 6 ft 5 200lb Black guy bro.....only a black guy Lollllll If that was a rehetorical question then Im dyin Cuz I can’t stop laughin at your question
@zeldagoblin
8 жыл бұрын
Office flirty shit? God damn it, I'm in the wrong job. I'm too fucking busy working my ass off for minimum wage to find time to fucking hit on my colleagues! Dayum.
@helpAHHHH
8 жыл бұрын
+zeldagoblin Minimum wage jobs are better for your social life and random hook-ups than the office. Women in the office are trying to fuck way up because of all the money at the top. Don't rush life along. We're all looking to the past thinking, "Damn, going to work high and banging the chick who ran the fryer. Those were the days."
@zeldagoblin
8 жыл бұрын
+helpAHHHH well...I work in a school so it's not so conducive to hitting on people lol! It hasn't stopped some trying though I'm sure...
@traceydeanrainey
5 жыл бұрын
You will be jailed!
@morningcoffeeOW
5 жыл бұрын
Conclusion: nice b8 m8
@ktge5050
3 жыл бұрын
Don’t get a girl high who doesn’t get high when it’s only the two of you. You’re just asking for something to go wrong man
@siprus
11 жыл бұрын
"Abort mission" XD
@nacholibre4516
5 жыл бұрын
Since when does rubbing one out help??
@nickgarcia1292
7 жыл бұрын
eh ive seen first hand no repercussions relations it exists. my friend had some girlfriends coming into town and they basically made it clear they wanted a warm body. went to a few clubs in town and over the span of a couple nights i had a great time. then they flew back to ny and ya we texted for a second but that was like a gift wrapped weekend of meaningless sex. some girls are angels. theres more than one way to be an angel btw..
@nickgarcia1292
7 жыл бұрын
no one you work with tho these girls were from across the country for a short visit..
@WeldinMike27
5 жыл бұрын
Do not engage....
@rza1m
10 жыл бұрын
Or he's Jesse Pinkman
@Ioganstone
11 жыл бұрын
Learn sarcasm. This isnt talking about me and he didn't actually rape her. Women are always showing the tiniest interest and then go onto "Ew!" mode which is what I meant.
@hoze1235
3 жыл бұрын
stand down soldier abort mission hostile force detected
@AlanGomesF
9 жыл бұрын
that's fucking halarious
@donzaloog1400
11 жыл бұрын
It's always better to rub one out than deal with crazy women.
@Soldier4thaLORD
3 жыл бұрын
So there's this crazy broad at work✋run!
@fictitiousarts
11 жыл бұрын
If wild birds listen to this sellout, the entire species is in trouble.
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