Every good looking girl I meet always has a boyfriend/husband
@SomeBody-ce3gq
2 жыл бұрын
Every good looking guy I meet has a girlfriend/wife 😂
@SomeBody-ce3gq
Жыл бұрын
@Bryan Daly 😂😂🙌🙌
@alexdr8595
2 жыл бұрын
I get all my dating advice from Bill Burr, havent been laid for 2 years but I can laugh about it
@Toto-95
2 жыл бұрын
the man is a comedian, he doesn't do miracles sorry 😔
@damir2052
Жыл бұрын
I've been lucky naturally, but listening to this sounds like solid advice.
@lukeo2982
Жыл бұрын
oh boo hoo 2 years, try 26 years 😆
@grimey666
Жыл бұрын
@Hen of Mayhem if you’re an incel it’s not by choice it literally stands for involuntarily celibacy
@billkosses3808
2 жыл бұрын
"Like an inchworm" lol
@tipoftheiceberg7034
2 жыл бұрын
Just cause a girl is really nice doesn't mean she's interested in dating you. Just the way it is. Second story I'd say never fall for POTENTIAL
@anthonytorres3618
Жыл бұрын
You miss 100% of shots you don’t take. Who cares if you don’t know if she’s interested in or not. Just ask her out and if she says no, NEXT.
@madarasoun3018
Жыл бұрын
@@anthonytorres3618 was abt to write what u wrote when I saw the comment.
@centralintelligenceagency9003
Жыл бұрын
@@anthonytorres3618 That approach is perfectly fine for ladies who are on their own and whom you're likely not to meet again in a while. You HAVE to exercise a bit more caution, though, when you got your sights on one or multiple girls in a friend group. It is critical that they all have a decent opinion of you, and that any approach is flown carefully and slowly, because if your relationship with one of the ladies in that group sours, they will ALL know and they will ALL assume a defensive attitude against you. Worse even, they can "warn" other women about you, so that shit can quickly spiral out of control and lead to a totally poisoned community. Worst case, you gotta skip town. That is why I actually do not recommend putting a woman on the spot and asking her out within your first meeting, nor would I advise to NEXT her just because she is hesitant to hang out with a total stranger. That is extremely unfair. Think about this really hard, would you REALLY want to date a girl who's in bed with a mystery man within a day? Imagine the body count. Now mind you, you're not a Calvin Klein model, so a girl who's THAT loose about you must be totally unhinged with guys of better looks / status, right? Here are my basic tenets about socializing with women as a method to find a partner: - Always be pleasant, no matter whom you're talking to. - Be patient, relationships require time and effort. If you don't even have the patience to have decent acquaintance-level relationships with a BUNCH of women (single or not), you will not have the patience to have an actual, healthy full blown romantic relationship. - Don't hold even one grudge, live and let live. So she's hesitant or just not into you that way? Whatever, still be pleasant. If she thinks you're a great guy (because you are), her friend will get that opinion when you try to date her. When you handled "rejection" in good sport and with grace, that will only play in your favor. - DO NOT RUSH THINGS. Don't ask ten gals if they're single on one night. Don't ask 10 number on one night. This is a long game. You're planting seeds, then you water them, then you protect the frail buds from birds, etc. You can't sow and reap on the same night. Even if it works, you'll just get a reputation as a player / ho. You want a reputation as a great guy who's a blast to be around. What's my experience qualifying me to make these claims? Well, out of naivety I completely poisoned my dating pool back in high school and I could not shake that reputation. Worse, I live in a country with a population of 600000 people, so I regularly meet people from that time. Luckily, I lived as a recluse for a decade.
@corentinp8115
Жыл бұрын
@@centralintelligenceagency9003 Dude you should be the spiritual guide of all young men Great comment
@jaspersheridan1710
Жыл бұрын
@@centralintelligenceagency9003 You have a few good points regarding how to handle rejection but you SHOULD get as many numbers off as many women as possible if you want to plant enough “seeds” that will actually eventually grow. You can’t play the long game with just one woman at a time and expect to find love easily. You get ten numbers and wait a few days to a week then call and set a definite date. That’s all. And if she tries to compromise on the date or say she might be late or is busy doing some other stuff that’s her testing you and wanting to see how you react. You will fail if your reset the date for another day and she won’t go out with you. Also the BeST time to ask a girl on a date is as soon as possible.
@weedian710
Жыл бұрын
Bills a helluva comic, but this is shit advice. Just be honest and be yourself.
@FrogEnjoyer17
Жыл бұрын
Delusional
@notforsaletoday1895
Жыл бұрын
Not always helpful.
@romanrandolph
2 жыл бұрын
Have some balls to ask her out. Be the Alpha seed.
@michaelsieger9133
Жыл бұрын
Guys who become smitten with service workers after one smile and a pleasant interaction are total tools.
@SkateOrDie666
5 ай бұрын
"hey sweetheart"
@timumbra2476
4 ай бұрын
Ah so are the ladies I’ve been hit on and asked out but it’s hella inappropriate while I’m at work 😂
@HooksBill
2 жыл бұрын
Cousin marriage is legal in Massachusetts lol. Not in the southern state I live in. Must be a Massachusetts thing. Since you brought it up in various videos. Hillbillies up there I guess 😂.
@HooksBill
2 жыл бұрын
NY and California too. 😲 Wow!
@joelroberts8799
2 жыл бұрын
People got some sexxy ass cousins running around in thise states.
@MilesWilliams88
Жыл бұрын
@@HooksBill I have an aunt that married her cousin. They moved to California back in the day, so that makes sense, haha.
@michaelsieger9133
Жыл бұрын
They had to outlaw it in the South because they were actually marrying their cousins down there. They never had to outlaw it in states where it never happened.
@stevenhoman2253
Жыл бұрын
It's really difficult with some women, to get the sex vibe right. Not that it is anyone's fault. Sex drives vary, as does sexual behaviour, where it comes to being selfish, in particular. In my experience, the more beautiful a girl is, the more inclined they can be toward selfishness. If you are really putting it out there, and she isn't satisfying you, talk to her first. Explain to her that you care about her and would like things to work out with her. If she can, and wants to work things out with you, she will. If it's better, give it at least 18 months. If she is still good in bed after that, well and good. If not, you have saved yourself from a lifetime of misery. Go find a woman more receptive and worthy of you.
@Jaaaackjack
2 жыл бұрын
Burr has solid fucking advice fr
@jeffreyczarnik8045
2 жыл бұрын
Thanks 👍
@stt5v2002
Жыл бұрын
Love that second guy. “Hey Bill if it’s not too much trouble could you tell me how to get married to my first love? But not the actual woman herself, some other woman who I made up in my mind. Sort of like her in some way but the total opposite of her in other ways. I actually just spent 5 years looking for a different woman who is both a traditional conservative and a sexual maniac, but it is getting clear that such women are almost nonexistent. So my new plan is to reprogram this one I have now. Sort of like upgrading the IPhone 8 to the iPhone sex goddess, you know? How do I do that?”
@rabidlenny7221
2 жыл бұрын
I like Bill's idea more than mine. But one thing you can do if you feel real uncomfortable asking her out in front of other people (like her coworkers for instance) is write a little note, say you got an extra ticket to the show, I'd like ya to come with me. Here's my phone number.. and slip her the note. That strategy was recommended to me by a girl. Its not as confident of a move as what Bill is suggesting, but it is a good way to not be too forward and give her a comfortable option of texting you or not texting you. If you can ask her out verbally though, def go that route over the note. Women definitely sense confidence.
@johnstrawb3521
2 жыл бұрын
Why give her "a comfortable option," you wuss? --Talk to her a few times. If she's at all interested, if she smiles a couple of times, ask her out. Nothing cute. Just... 'hey, do you want to go to ____ with me?' or whatever your version of that is. Just do it. If she says 'no,' and means it, move on. And DON'T tell her she's beautiful. Before you've even gone out? Don't be crazy. Be calm, restrained, interested but not weird.
@rabidlenny7221
2 жыл бұрын
@@johnstrawb3521 Literally said I prefer the option of talking verbally. This was a secondary option. Approach chicks however you like man, won’t bother me none.
@MRJTD99
2 жыл бұрын
I have advice too: Don't do that. If you follow this advice, you should be good.
@turolretar
2 жыл бұрын
That sounds awful like middle school romance or some shit
@alaron5698
2 жыл бұрын
@@johnstrawb3521 0:49 That's about you.
@miggity6666
Жыл бұрын
I loved the ad lib about the delivery truck 8:30; laughed even more upon relistening and hearing Burr laugh at his own joke. The best.
@combatveteran240
Жыл бұрын
all they want is money
@weedian710
Жыл бұрын
Nah. Not trying to argue, but I've had many beautiful women while broke. Confidence is key.
@weedian710
Жыл бұрын
Believe in yourself.
@combatveteran240
Жыл бұрын
@@weedian710 you're right, same bere..but it comes down to finances most of the time..or maybe I attract that type of women?? Idk lol..eventually a lot of these women will be swayed by the "flexing" on social media and will feel as if they dont have enough...but also vice versa with men
@johndong7524
Ай бұрын
@@weedian710 No, you didn't.
@jenschuch1003
Жыл бұрын
Whatever you do...do not...I mean do NOT...put your hand on her thigh and start doing the creepy finger walk up the leg. Hahaha
@zerpblerd5966
Жыл бұрын
seexual compatibility is a thing 'maturation' is rare, some women DO want to learn omre and get into it more and haven't had a good partner, as with men, but that's what figuring compatibility out early is important knowing yourself, and being able to communicate it, and then when you engage with the other person it should be obvious if you are on the same level of wanting it
@zerpblerd5966
Жыл бұрын
this is why men and women can be friends but yes, communication is essential
@andrewblanchard2398
Жыл бұрын
never just approach a RANDOM WOMAN that's creepy
@stevefirst1512
2 жыл бұрын
Jerry Kramer was the better pulling guard Billy. Get your advice straight for these cowards!!!
@MondaysMakeMeVomit
Жыл бұрын
Haha bringing a woman to a bill burr show for the first date is such bad advice hahh
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