Bill just posted on IG that his dog passed away today. RIP pup!
@Mason_Courtney
4 ай бұрын
OHHHH CLEEEOOOOOOOOOO!
@randombiketrips3296
8 жыл бұрын
"Mixed with what? Another pitbull?!?"
@quixotic115
3 жыл бұрын
I literally just adopted a pit bull yesterday and now I understand this joke 1000% more now.
@drummer4hire12
2 жыл бұрын
CONGRATS!
@center4nerds
2 жыл бұрын
every time i listen to this i miss my rottie ;_[ most "aggressive" breed dogs are just verry loyal goobers with a small percentage trained and breed for horrific purposes. love your velvet hippo and give them extra skitches!
@VIEWITIS
2 жыл бұрын
Good luck to your children.
@MindfieldTapdancer
2 жыл бұрын
Welcome aboard.
@LaughingblueSu
Жыл бұрын
@@center4nerds incorrect. They have been bred to be fearless and to fight. Can it heard sheep? Not very well. Hunt birds? Nah. It has been bred to fight. To think otherwise is to be in denial. Good dogs? Yes, but they need a competent owner who knows what they have.
@ABQSkywatcher
11 жыл бұрын
"no dude. YOU are awesome!"
@bopdoowop1
10 жыл бұрын
This is exactly what happened when my wife got a dog. I didn't want him but now my wife complains that I give the dog more attention than I do her.
@BonnChnd
3 ай бұрын
What you don’t know though is deep inside she is so happy you and the dog love each other.
@Slikrik1212
11 жыл бұрын
Effing love Bill's "woman" impersonation....."Isn't that saaad?".....LOL! The voice cracks me up every time.
@acesneights1130
5 жыл бұрын
This one's such a classic of his, I've heard/seen it a dozen times and I'm still belly laughing every time I hear it again.
@dustinconnell4977
3 жыл бұрын
Same. I had that thought as I searched this clip. "In 3 days I went from 'fuck this dog' to 'OMG this dogs gonna die some day. How am I emotionally going to do deal with that'"
@tlunkins
10 жыл бұрын
Love this guy! No sugar coated comedy. Uncut and Raw... Thats how it supposed to be.
@dirtmerchant1980
12 жыл бұрын
bill burr is awesome. i saw him at a free show in the LSU student union one day when i just happened to be going to buy a book. the show was at like 4pm, in the middle of the food court. it was me and like 25 foreign kids who happened to be milling about. you know he didnt want to do that room, but he went out and fucking killed it. he made a bunch non native english speakers laugh their asses off for a whole hour. dude is a pro.
@Fibonaccisghost
8 ай бұрын
Great story! I went to LA Tech and got to see Daniel Tosh in 2004. He crushed it.
@ItalianTony86
12 жыл бұрын
choking out coyotes LMFAO I love Burr.
@nickioleary8577
Жыл бұрын
As proud owner of a Pitbull, can confirm that this is completely accurate. Especially carrying it around like a baby while spooning on the couch
@Trahira517
11 жыл бұрын
Ugh Im so sick to my stomach with the flu I can't even blink without getting nauseous...but laughing at Bill Burr is well worth throwing my equilibrium to vomit. Love this dude.
@dragonlord1689
Жыл бұрын
My ex had a pitbull I love pitbulls so we bonded instantly. Soon the dog would cuddle with me instead of her and only listen to me. My favorite was when I would sleep during the day (I work nights) she would lay next to me watching the door to protect me. I miss the dog WAY more then the ex XD
@jeromekrammes2031
7 жыл бұрын
I don't see how anyone hates this.
@jeromekrammes2031
7 жыл бұрын
Oooooh... Probably because they don't get to see him actually do the stand-up. You should upload video of him actually doing it w/out copy r. More hits, more likes.
@bakersmileyface
6 жыл бұрын
I don't see how anyone likes this. It isn't a clever joke, it's a stupid joke. Stupid jokes are funny when they catch you off guard, but when you're actively trying to be funny it just sounds pathetic. That's the way I see it at least. I just feel like this is low grade comedy and a lot of what Bill Burr does are things that I would laugh at when I were at school, but not as an adult.
@minoltacollector9128
5 жыл бұрын
Its just pitbull sympathizers lmao
@zoomedin1835
3 жыл бұрын
@@bakersmileyface you’re the problem with this country right now. Just totally take yourself too seriously and have nothing better to do than irritate people with your garbage cause you’re actually a pissant
@bakersmileyface
3 жыл бұрын
@@zoomedin1835 Dude are you okay? Is everything alright?
@papamitrou1
4 жыл бұрын
Dogs really are man’s best friend, or pure laughter is man’s best friend
@jdoggz151
8 жыл бұрын
walking like a marine lol
@ryanduray1
7 жыл бұрын
4:46 this guy nails it. Works every time.
@katm8459
10 жыл бұрын
My cousin, her husband and their 5 y/o have this Pit, Rose. Was the sweetest thing ever, never once so much as growled at anyone.Then one day it starts growling at the kid.They bring in a trainer who suggests they put it down before its too late and the kid gets bit.The next day when my cousin went to pet her she damn near got bit, so they took it to the vet.Thankfully the vet found out it was aggressive because of an ear infection. Once she got treated she was back to her old self.
@stewpidasso3910
4 жыл бұрын
Yeah kids are aggressive with dogs and the dogs don't really seem to care. Especially pitbulls. But with that ear infection the pain of being grabbed or smacked in the ear would make anyone snap
@Skaggs666
4 жыл бұрын
Words of Wizdom my 2 year old is really rough with our Doberman. But this dog is the sweetest thing and is so gentle with the kids. Same thing happened to us and we found out she had a staph infection. Once she was better, she was right back to being a sweetheart.
@jaimealvarez4722
2 жыл бұрын
Love ya, Cleo. 🐕
@JMJGETTY
9 ай бұрын
If Bill Burr voiced a dog in an animated film, he would definitely be a pitbull.
@shay-ryanjones8965
2 жыл бұрын
He's right about everything he said about pitbulls they are truly awesome friends
@MisterRay187
5 жыл бұрын
Like a gun you can pet!! Lmao
@GoriBeringeifan332
5 жыл бұрын
Oh my God, I thought I was the only one enjoying the sidewalk clearing thing. If I take all my three pibbles out, people scurry away like that parting of the Red Sea scene with Charlton Heston in "10 commandments." I don't have to worry about dodging slow walkers or anything.
@rosalieegberink669
4 жыл бұрын
same for me when I'm walking my friends great dane and my carpathian shepherd mix. People go out of their way to avoid us, some even pick up their dogs
@661nunez
2 жыл бұрын
I love that. Gets people out my way
@XTINCTIONation
7 жыл бұрын
Accents really do make a lot of comedians better, the ones who actually know how to deliver, like Bill.
@alexzander7386
5 жыл бұрын
Don't forget Fluffy!
@TheCreeperCyborg
4 жыл бұрын
And then there are the comedians that just rely on their accent like Carlos Mencia
@BGlasnost
11 жыл бұрын
This is so hilarious and true, almost the exact same thing happened to me. I'm not a big fan of pets and I started going out with a girl who had a pit bull. It's been a few years and now I would take a bullet for that dog.
@eonprime8538
2 жыл бұрын
Rest in Peace to Cleo
@FoardenotFord
4 ай бұрын
“Mixed with what-another pitbull?!” 🤣🤣🤣
@johnhenry7337
3 жыл бұрын
That woman’s voice you use is funny as hell Bill you’re amazing
@anthonysmith394
5 жыл бұрын
Choking out coyotes! :-0
@michellecheatham6225
8 жыл бұрын
LOVE this man!!! Hilarious and sweet!!!!
@huhjalapeno7469
2 жыл бұрын
R.i.p Cleo man such a great dog "really fucked up but her hearts in right place"
@DrSabaMD
11 жыл бұрын
The only problems I have ever had with my pit bull are his loud farts, his loud snoring and that people assume he is aggressive because of his breed.
@kevbeck8374
Жыл бұрын
That’s not problems that’s funny
@tinaprivitera6669
4 жыл бұрын
“You believe these goddamn bankers? You steal a trillion dollars, and you get a bonus? AND YOU GET A BONUS!”
@Sadfuzz
10 жыл бұрын
Love Bill Burr so much!
@ThinkingBearArt
11 жыл бұрын
I have a pitbull we get away with it on the insurance by calling it a mix, my boyfriend tried tickling me the first time i got her --and she boxed him right off of me and held his chest down (looked back for approval and realized it was a joke then licked his face). They are best friends now. Shes the best thing i see when i get home from work, this beautiful doggy runs up to me and is so excited to see me she cries. Her tail wags 500 times a second. She has shown us what unconditional love is.
@fuzzywzhe
8 жыл бұрын
5:45 I can appreciate his viewpoint on the emotional devastation you expect to experience when your dog dies. One of the hardest things that I had to do was to euthanize my dog, and I was wrecked. He was such a better dog than I am a person, but he had cancer that finally got out of control, and I gave him an easy death, but I still feel like shit doing it even 2 years later. Sucks they die so young, and by young I mean, I put him down at 15 years and 10 months. Had him since he was 2.
@Ten13Grl
7 жыл бұрын
I know I'm a stranger, and these words won't mean much, but you did an amazing thing for your friend. I'm approaching the point with one of my dogs where I know that decision is rapidly approaching (she and her sister are almost 10, but she had 4 cancerous tumors removed a year ago), and I really don't know how I'm going to cope. But if I can make sure that she can end her life with minimal pain and maximum joy, then I'm going to do that! I just wish we had that choice ourselves.
@fuzzywzhe
7 жыл бұрын
Ten13Grl I want to point out two things. Don't rush into the decision and don't wait too long. My remaining dog is on palliative care - meaning I'm drugging her, and it's going to end her life quicker, but she can at least enjoy it. She's almost 16, and she's a big Samoyed. Second, the reality is we do have the choice for ourselves, it's just not talked about. A morphine overdose is commonly used to end a life in a hospital setting. This has been going on for at least 20 years. I know from first hand experience. But I've never testify in court about it, and I'd lie about it under oath. I won't implicate a doctor for murder for doing what had to be done. It was either die now, or 2 weeks later in agony. It simply isn't discussed because, technically, it is murder. The doctor offers it, but it's left up to the patient.
@Ten13Grl
7 жыл бұрын
fuzzywzhe, she's acting more like a puppy now than she did when she was a puppy, so I'm hoping that last for another couple of years. I'm a realist, though, and when the time comes that she's no longer enjoying her life, I will know it, and that will be the time. It's always about what is best for my best friend. :-) It's absolutely disgusting to me that a doctor doing right by their patient (and doing what the patient wants!) could be brought up on charges. Thank you to you and those you work with for giving fellow human beings the ability to die in peace.
@ryanduray1
7 жыл бұрын
fuzzywzhe Just because something is inevitable sure doesn't make the acceptance of it any easier. Bonding with a dog is a profound life changing experience. Your story is both extremely sad and very beautiful. I hope you're doing better now. Letting your friend go is a brutal process.
@michaelsclark
2 жыл бұрын
@@fuzzywzhe bro my first dog was a Samoyed mix my second was an Eskimo chow mix kzitem.info/news/bejne/0oiNuq5rgouXqno
@johnhenry7337
3 жыл бұрын
Bill you are one of the funnest comedians of all time this I got a dog routine is classic
@kendigjl
12 жыл бұрын
Bill Burr needs his own tv show.
@thisiswhatilike54
2 жыл бұрын
This comment aged well
@MrWFactor
10 жыл бұрын
Guy is hilarious. One of the best.
@charlesstiles8904
2 жыл бұрын
The ending 🤣 Talk about sticking the landing
@ramG35
12 жыл бұрын
its true. i had one for 6 years, nicest dog ever. i recommend this to any one with a pitty (or any other dog actually), while its a puppy i took her to the mall all the time to get used to alot of people. literally when my dog got into an altercation with other dogs, my dog would chill there while the other dog flipped out. super cool dog, but unfortunelty it passes away recently, chasing after a cayotee... probably wanted to play with it too R.I.P kush
@vh7709
8 ай бұрын
Ahh sorry for your loss
@genodabat9797
2 жыл бұрын
Bill just became my favorite comedian. German/Irish with that sarcastic Bostonian witt. Just can't get better than that..
@mrsas100
11 жыл бұрын
I almost died, i was laughing so hard.
@mcbrizzle82
8 жыл бұрын
LOL.... Exactly!! Burr nailed it!! LOVE DOGS!!
@wumpscut1
11 жыл бұрын
best stand-up about dogs ever
@knightman7203
2 жыл бұрын
RIP Cleo 2008-2021
@Feske30
9 жыл бұрын
best comedian ever in my opinion
@igotda30foe62
7 жыл бұрын
top 3 of all time easily real comedy heads know this.
@ryanduray1
7 жыл бұрын
Redd Dott Couldn't agree more.
@Feske30
7 жыл бұрын
What are two others that you both like?
@ryanduray1
7 жыл бұрын
Jeremy Feske I'm going with Carlin and Pryor
@Feske30
7 жыл бұрын
BlackDogsMatter I have not watched them as an adult. I'll have to revisit those two.
@TMac473
12 жыл бұрын
Burr kicks ass.
@DoNotTredOnMe
Жыл бұрын
Four in the morning, drunk. Dog doesn't give a shit. Whooooo🤣
@ABQSkywatcher
11 жыл бұрын
i looove my german shepard!! heard this the other day and thought "omg, this dog is gonna die some day, how am i going to emotionally deal with it?"
@hiltonb8876
3 жыл бұрын
Hey. Good memories are the best memories. Don’t fret about how the dog is gone, focus on all the good times you had with him/her. I hope you still have them after 8 years.
@ABQSkywatcher
3 жыл бұрын
@@hiltonb8876 Absolutely. Dogs make you live in the moment kzitem.info/news/bejne/rHuc0WWgr5ajo5w
@hiltonb8876
3 жыл бұрын
@@ABQSkywatcher Exactly! But awe! What a cute puppers! Thank you for that, really made my day a whole lot better. ❤️ She’s beautiful!
@ejdahgod2604
6 жыл бұрын
Forever the greatest comedian lol. Pretty accurate as well might I add!!
@batsnvultures
12 жыл бұрын
Dog on P90X hahahaahah
@becalaw
Жыл бұрын
Funniest man on earth! Many thanks, BB!😂
@tilberry19
9 жыл бұрын
79 people are across the street! ; )
@randommindz6782
3 жыл бұрын
5:45 - too real LOL
@ManUntdForever
11 жыл бұрын
This guys is AWESOME.
@loganfamily5749
5 жыл бұрын
I love your Netflix specials. Fucking hilarious
@passiveMenis
11 жыл бұрын
a great rendition
@AngusStewart01
7 жыл бұрын
theshaking ass part was gold
@Jane619
7 жыл бұрын
This is the best!!!
@iamjustsaying4787
Жыл бұрын
Same thing with a Chow Chow. She is so sweet, unless she thinks you are in anyway threatening me. But I never have to do that “let your dogs visit” hassle.
@GunCollector007
5 жыл бұрын
Hysterical!!
@jeannebertuccelli5074
Жыл бұрын
I just lost my little Bobo 💔before him was Bella...both pits. Sweetest dogs in the world!
@MrChandler73
10 жыл бұрын
Funny as hell!
@Eric-ro8bw
4 жыл бұрын
My 40 yr old sister just announced to her family of 5 that they are getting a pit bull puppy. Her husband is not feeling it just like the cat she brought home 6 yrs ago that he now loves. I immediately sent her this clip.
@IU90
11 жыл бұрын
Bill Burr and Louis CK are the two best standups going right now. This bit had me in stitches.
@cosmokane9871
Жыл бұрын
We're not getting a dog! (gets dog) Bill and the dog:
@jamiejordan4821
6 жыл бұрын
always love this
@jamiejordan4821
5 жыл бұрын
Still love it
@wumpscut1
11 жыл бұрын
the best thing about having a dog as a pet ever
@williamrusso3130
Жыл бұрын
"Dude, you're awesome!" "No, dude: YOU! YOU are fucking awesome!"
@MrCubertson
3 жыл бұрын
Awesome this guy knows his dogs..
@skyline1two
11 жыл бұрын
Hahaha he's hilarious
@caleumyo
12 жыл бұрын
this guys funny as hell
@mculligan5000
7 жыл бұрын
I love this bit, because I did the same store among friends.
@ALEXisSPANISH
12 жыл бұрын
Real cheese AND movie tickets!
@mormana
11 жыл бұрын
yes they are i have two and they love everyone
@kensod6034
5 жыл бұрын
Great job brotherrrrrr
@LogDog1240
12 жыл бұрын
People fear what they do not understand. For all you fraidy cats, go live life. It's right outside the window.
@A_Friendly_Robot
2 жыл бұрын
Brilliant!
@klynn_nonya7
7 жыл бұрын
I want a pit mix now
@Bayougirl78
11 жыл бұрын
Lol, as a proud dachshund owner, I actually agree with you. Mine is small, so she can't do much damage, but she is more skittish around strangers and prone to bite out of nervousness than my big dogs
@himartinez3515
8 ай бұрын
I have my calf ripped off because I’m trying to show my name on the phone bill. LOL!!!
@keysersozae
11 жыл бұрын
^Listen to this man.
@kostephan9442
2 жыл бұрын
RIP Cleo x
@lcowen5627
6 жыл бұрын
Hilarious!
@hellenhoran352
3 жыл бұрын
Holy craps.. This is beyond funny.. Lololol..
@DesMoinesT
11 жыл бұрын
THANKS MR. SUPER DOODLE THE FACT THAT YOU MADE THIS POST IN CAPS SHOWS YOU'RE REALLY PASSIONATE ABOUT THE ISSUE. I TOTALLY RESPECT THAT.
@wlaaaaaaaaaa123
7 жыл бұрын
DesMoinesT what..
@pjharper2643
5 жыл бұрын
Ol billy bulldog
@user98xp
11 жыл бұрын
You said it! :)
@Ekzit21
4 жыл бұрын
Choking out coyotes, hahaa.
@661nunez
2 жыл бұрын
Pitt Bulls are the best!
@127Lasher
11 жыл бұрын
Totally agree @ the description
@dpoprojectsniagara
5 ай бұрын
Hilarious 👍
@DaKuteCate
12 жыл бұрын
that's exactly right.
@nitestar95
12 жыл бұрын
Absolutely true. My alligator is sweet as a lamb.....unless of course he's hungry and YOU'RE the only food in sight.
@foolish_carpenter3147
8 жыл бұрын
More dogs less babies.
@davidmooremoore4340
8 жыл бұрын
+Johnny Gallegos I like your attitude
@manguy2000
8 жыл бұрын
Fuck you Satan.
@kev_thechicano
6 жыл бұрын
He loved that dog:'( ,he had to get away with her trainer.
@JBaked
4 жыл бұрын
I have a Chihuahua and a pittbull. My pit is the sweetest thing to ever come upon my house. N most people are scared of my Chihuahua 😂
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