"it would be quicker" Pffft ya it would be quicker if I hopped behind the counter at Burger King and started helping them flip burger but that's now how this works numb nuts Bill is absolutely right
@CzolgoszWorkinMan
7 жыл бұрын
I'd rather be a child soldier than work in customer service again.
@jessnear6613
5 жыл бұрын
Czolgosz, Workin' Man 😂
@dewanmdurnto3592
5 жыл бұрын
Lmaooooooo wtf 😭🤣
@mrichar9
2 жыл бұрын
me2 I would enjoy killing idiots * looks in the mirror * ... tonight... YOU
@tamie341
2 жыл бұрын
Bruh forreal dem kids get good benefits I heard
@mr.uncleg5307
Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@GAZAMAN93X
7 жыл бұрын
don't blow it. keep it simple. count your money
@captainahab3694
7 жыл бұрын
loool Bill ignored this completely here
@blkberlinetta
5 жыл бұрын
This is the greatest comment lmao
@neitherheightnordepth2102
5 жыл бұрын
Well played!
@Knx3k
5 жыл бұрын
I think you meant _don't _*_blow_*_ it_ _keep it __-simple-_ *_count_*_ __-your money-_
@zarreff
4 жыл бұрын
And read me the number. Lol
@MrJohnnyb74
7 жыл бұрын
This needs to be animated.
@sonnQ
5 жыл бұрын
Bump!
@lhaviland8602
5 жыл бұрын
Preferably by the same people behind "Amy's Baking Company".
@DT3D_PRINT
5 жыл бұрын
Wheres the animator for Joe Rogan
@theroof6378
3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@tamie341
2 жыл бұрын
I give a hearty booty slap to whoever do this! You know ya want it bruh
@loverule9320
7 жыл бұрын
they have you read numbers so if a mistake is made they can blame you or claim that you were right there sir
@KPho150
7 жыл бұрын
It's not recorded so we can put it right back on them.
@todaysdesperadohatesavocad7109
3 жыл бұрын
@@KPho150 I think that's why they always say the call may be recorded/monitored for quality assurance
@scottward6974
5 жыл бұрын
Bill's curmudgeonly attitude keeps him funny. Rogan was saying on his podcast with Whitney Cummings how some comedians lose their edge after becoming successful because they're too happy and comfortable and haven't got anything to kick against. Bill has inherited his dad's temper and it's hilarious!
@nickbagelboy
7 жыл бұрын
I keep coming back to this every few weeks. My favourite rant. Just love it when he's calm then goes right offfff. Haha. "This David Blane looking dude".
@SwissMarksman
4 жыл бұрын
" ........... *man what the fuck* "
@markusmontgomery8296
4 жыл бұрын
Hahaha with his "you're gonna like the way you look" suit 😂
@nottoday7377
4 жыл бұрын
Lol love it. As he’s telling the story he gets upset again, hilarious.
@gabrielhowardMKE
4 жыл бұрын
This is one of if not the greatest Bill Burr podcast of all time. The man is a genius and a legend.
@Skynots789
Жыл бұрын
Chvvvvvhhhhhhhvvvvvvvvu h. H. , C h
@MMCLLC7
3 жыл бұрын
In his "you're gonna like the way you look, I guarantee it" suit 😭😭
@OscarJackMead
3 ай бұрын
LMFAOOOO
@ZanderPingu
5 жыл бұрын
Please can someone get this over to the writers at F is for family and incorporate some of this rant into an episode
@doctorj3057
4 жыл бұрын
Love Bill's appreciation for the modern banking system...
@botchjones1130
3 жыл бұрын
As a 24 year old man finding my own way, this hits deep. Thanks for uploading
@tennis4467
7 жыл бұрын
Hey, fair enough.
@Overbass8000
7 жыл бұрын
Ah yes... This is the Bill we always loved
@CYMotorsport
3 жыл бұрын
Someone needs to explain to Bill commercial bankers are not the same as investment bankers. The guy at the branch isn’t remotely related to the banker he seems to hate. He may soften up on the poor chaps at neighborhood Chase
@SwissMarksman
3 жыл бұрын
He's so fucking stubborn. Why does he think that every poor chap working in a Bank is a shark? 😂
@Dizzyj360
3 жыл бұрын
@@SwissMarksman because it makes for a better comedic angle
@joeyvanostrand3655
3 жыл бұрын
Why is it so out of line for some prick to do what he gets paid for? Because your parents raised a bunch pussies that made you think everybody is your friend. I enjoy being either the cause of or the witness to the real world slapping you in the face. Once in awhile I get lucky and I'm the one that gets to do it.
@elephantgrass631
2 жыл бұрын
@@joeyvanostrand3655 That’s so true. So many entitled fucks out there. As the saying goes “Good times make weak men....” etc etc. These people should get in the army for one week just to see what it’s like to do hard work. Any longer and they’d cry and have to take a mental health day.
@brendonbarratt7551
7 жыл бұрын
This is absolute gold!!
@madnessinisolation
7 жыл бұрын
Let it all out Billy red balls. You'll be happier... "On paper"! This is too hilarious!
@victorsierra4918
5 жыл бұрын
Can you imagine Bill Burr trying to sell you health insurance? 5:05
@Knx3k
5 жыл бұрын
Excuse me maam we have this fuuuucking A package, you should get it before the government comes and fucks you over
@erickane8163
5 жыл бұрын
hed be half way through it and go off on a rant about how its fucking stupid then sing a little song about you being an idiot and then finish selling you it and start talking to you about aliens just like all his sponsors
@GastedFlabber
4 жыл бұрын
Did you just fucking exhale?! 😂😂
@juanzepeda8690
4 жыл бұрын
Video of bill ranting about the bank. 8 minutes in Bill: “You know what the thing about women is?!”
@strickca991
5 жыл бұрын
Bill is awesome! We need another season of F is for Family!
@dissforlife
7 жыл бұрын
did you just fucking exhale? lmao
@HodgePodge218
4 жыл бұрын
That last comment had me cracking up
@harsesishoktar9386
4 жыл бұрын
Best rant ever
@BigWickEnergy_
Жыл бұрын
Can someone bless us with a list of other legendary rants he’s had on the podcast.
@jbkman
5 жыл бұрын
The 56 people who disliked this work at banks 😂😂😂
@big5ch461
4 ай бұрын
😂😂
@koslim
5 жыл бұрын
Thats exactly why he is the best.. Even his pure anger can make you laugh
@kherise
5 жыл бұрын
Same with the sándwich stuff: do you know me? Bcs I don’t fucking work here! 😂😂😂genius rant, I feel you, Bill, it’s my every day struggle too ;)
@blkberlinetta
5 жыл бұрын
He didn't even say please 😂😂lol!
@DFossss
5 ай бұрын
@1:27 that pause to him spazzing is hilarious 😆 😂
@TexasBoyJc
4 жыл бұрын
1:40 is my favorite part!! 😂 I’m gonna say it, these kids now days, like hey man reach out on the interweb man lmao!!!!
@skkurt6549
4 жыл бұрын
So I meditated for the first time 😂😂😂
@princec663
4 жыл бұрын
Bill Burr is a legend
@martinnevey7258
4 жыл бұрын
Bill don't ever change dude..your bang right..don't fight it enjoy...regards from Scotland
@BKS0
7 жыл бұрын
I am kind of with Bill on this, I know it's not a big deal, but at least be polite when asking. No one owes you anything, if you want to ask for his help at least be a fuckin gentleman
@nickdipaolofan5948
7 жыл бұрын
Bill is right about women having some weird need to buy shit. The worst part is that they buy a bunch of disposable shit that adds up a lot! They will spend tons of money on cloths or other stuff that goes out of style or breaks in a year but then they freak out if you spend a little extra on something. One time I bought an expensive leather belt that was very thick and high quality leather and my wife was like, "you could by 5 belts for that price" and I replied "or I could buy this belt that will outlast those 5 belts put together PLUS I get to have a nice belt that whole time!!" Same with tools. She wonders why I spend twice as much for a quality tool and EVERY time I have to explain that the tool may cost twice as much but it lasts 5 times as long. it is the difference between buying thow away shit VS buy shit that you pass on to your grand kids. I have a table saw that was made in the 1940s that works much better than a Dewalt saw that is brand new. I think a lot of this has to do with women constantly wanting NEW shit rather than GOOD shit.
@solaris100
6 жыл бұрын
EPIC rant and spot on!
@CipherSerpico
5 жыл бұрын
I’m not sure why, but I’m picturing him doing this rant in a leopard skin robe with a glass of scotch.
@pedrogudino1133
4 жыл бұрын
I heard that ice too
@janushomer9111
7 жыл бұрын
I have the same problem but I think the guy is right about expectations being the source of that anger and frustration. When you do your job, you make sure that people get their money worth but that's not the case for a lot of people. People do whatever they can get away with. Basically You could have told him: "I came to the bank to have somebody to help with this. It's your job. Do it." And hand all the documents It might have worked
@Skilad0x
5 жыл бұрын
My entire life I've admired and appreciated his anger and comedy gold within. Just recently learned our birthdays our a day apart LOL. Now I see that I will always be angry like this! Haha yet rebound at the end.😂🤣 I love it
@BostonShovinstuff
Жыл бұрын
Same here ! I hate astronomy but Geminis are a fucked up group
@23Robusto
3 жыл бұрын
When it comes to banking or grocery shopping I'm definitely all about self service. But Bill is right here, the banker was just throwing a dominate alpha move to show who controlled the situation.
@666lawnmower
5 жыл бұрын
After hearing so many of your case, I'm not yet Hy you're views aren't sky rocketing! You're awesome man, love the podcast, love the stand ups, I hope I can see you live sometime
@slackjoelyokel88
5 жыл бұрын
An angry Bill Burr is a happy world lolll
@benwilliams5474
5 жыл бұрын
Keep meditating please Bill it is really good for you! 😊😉❤💙💜💚🧡💛
@vinstyles
4 жыл бұрын
Come back to Dublin, Bill. This is hilarious.
@billyreyes2555
3 жыл бұрын
You're 100% Right. I woulda done the same thing, called him out on his laziness because ive done it before where ive told employees "ohh im sorry, i didn't know i also worked here"
@adamjwal
4 жыл бұрын
He's poppin off
@themusic6808
5 жыл бұрын
I work for a bank in Canada and when a customer is sending a wire they have to proof read all the information they provided after it’s been inputed to ensure it’s all correct then sign off on us to release the funds...so Bill would have had to read the numbers anyways lmao
@marcoescobar3305
5 жыл бұрын
Cameron Hawes the bank was in America. They had to wire it to Canada.
@iancogs2913
7 жыл бұрын
old school burr right here ladies and gentleman. billyfucknuts is back
@izahichanez6405
7 жыл бұрын
i would have said the same to the banker
@atletikivan
7 жыл бұрын
Lol the bank don't have KZitem comment section tough guy
@izahichanez6405
7 жыл бұрын
ivanm432 imma make the bank a page just to tell them "do i work here"jaja
@Lofesofa
4 жыл бұрын
Oh you’re so tough with your Prius
@AlteregoKoda
4 жыл бұрын
I love this. I agree.
@jaymcd8577
5 жыл бұрын
Bill doing an impression of the British guy on the meditation tape sounded like the dentist from the Simpsons, old school Simpson's that is, where Ralph goes to the dentist and the dentist scares the shit out've em with the big book of British smiles lol!
@jpmcgarrell9592
5 жыл бұрын
You’re not being childish Bill. You have a great point. Fuck’n bankers.
@TheGuyAlwaysOnTime
5 жыл бұрын
I just realized Bill has an anger problem and is out of his mind
@1stfeather
5 жыл бұрын
Bills anger is my prozac
@computerblue1271
5 жыл бұрын
God damn if Bill was your uncle and he was taking you out to do some shit he's the kind of guy that would cause a scene like this in front of you over something small. I love it!
@chadbarr5365
5 жыл бұрын
Ahahaha! A series on patience.
@ParaglidingManiac
5 жыл бұрын
"These kids today" :D:D
@robertescobar7781
8 ай бұрын
Amen brother!
@mmatip123
4 жыл бұрын
I use to work at a gym and when I dealt with billing I always thought of this.
@evanbergy
5 жыл бұрын
"In his you're gonna like the way you look, I guarantee it fuckin suit"
@jeffreyscottshamblin149
4 жыл бұрын
Damn idk if it's the audio or what but Bill sounds more pissed than I've ever heard him before! And yes I have watched countless of his videos.
@tomjones8189
3 жыл бұрын
Bill "upside down in their houses" Burr
@delont1986
Жыл бұрын
Still hilarious today!
@dekeg.6795
3 жыл бұрын
I'm sick of Walmart too! Seems like I work there everytime I go.
@PalomaGotlegos
2 жыл бұрын
As a banker myself I usually just have the customer hand me the information for the wire transfer and just type it in. I hate it when they 'try to help me' by reading it to me. I want to see with my own two eyes that I am putting the information correctly.
@MrJohnnyb74
6 жыл бұрын
I listen to this every time my incompetent, Adderal spun co-worker who doesn't have the decency to quit makes my job harder. They won't fire her and I've been here way longer.
@scottpowell6145
4 жыл бұрын
Its been said love is giving without expecting anything in return.
@eraoftheday5942
4 жыл бұрын
2:10 gotta be honest, I was on the fence until this part. Screw that guy.
@sisepuedemaybe
7 жыл бұрын
I missed Bill shitting banks! Fuck this was so damn refreshing
@Studybud0990
5 жыл бұрын
To verify your account the bankers have to confirm your details to prevent any fraudulent activity
@tatakainokaizen7140
6 жыл бұрын
Expectations are very important. They have a way of crafting reality, so take care that you set them properly because they have a way of fufilling themselves.
@RylzMunkister
5 жыл бұрын
What does this mean
@Rkenichi
5 жыл бұрын
R L It means don’t take people’s bullshit
@thompson223
5 жыл бұрын
He is lethal in an argument I fucking feel sorry for anyone who pisses him off
@heymaybeyourewrong5810
7 жыл бұрын
Fucking tell em bill tell em!
@chrismaw5117
4 жыл бұрын
Get em bill I feel you go hard I love it
@zabaoth
7 жыл бұрын
My account manager was a dick. A sarcastic dick to boot. I told him I wasn't paying his commission for handling my account for him to be a comedian, and that the last guy (who got promoted) was efficient, nicer, in a way that I never had to see him because shit was being done. He told me I had to write a letter to him asking to switch managers, and he'd have to approve. I told him I'd take the same time writing a letter to the administrator saying if they don't switch me from this incompetent I'd take my business to the competition. Now they switched me to this nice lady who understands I want to be minimally invested in everything and just mails me occasionally for confirmation. Life is just fucking peachy.
@LOSTGAM3R
5 жыл бұрын
Lol, Bill is such a boomer when it comes to technology
@RiggidyDiggidyRaw
5 жыл бұрын
lost gam3r Yea he sounds snobbish here even though I get that he isn't
@jborrego2406
5 жыл бұрын
I agree but one day we be old an do same thing lol
@rayhend100
5 жыл бұрын
I would have just read it. The guy was actually right in that it is a lot faster.
@brianwalendy3735
5 жыл бұрын
That's exactly why people are being replaced by automated kiosks.
@Cepheid_
4 жыл бұрын
This was fucking hilarious! I know he's just fucking around but there's a huge difference between bank teller and an investment banker. A teller deals with customers. An investment banker manages the finances and makes money for corporations and governments. They are the ones that can fuck the economy, a teller is basically a cashier.
@jessepinkman2537
4 жыл бұрын
“What kills me is he’s walking around saying I’m a dick WHICH I AM, i admit to that, BUT I’M FUCKIN RIGHT!” *cleo in the corner* “Yeah, you gotta be fucking kidding me. This is bullshit! I don’t know what this guy’s mad at, but I love this guy! This guy feeds me… Is it the door? Are ya mad at the door?”
@re-newal
6 жыл бұрын
This is like Eminem’s “Cypher” freestyle but in the form of a podcast 😂
@squeet6831
5 жыл бұрын
I totally agree!!! OH MY GOD!
@WV_Mudpuppy
4 жыл бұрын
Haha about women shopping, that's definitely my husband..I very rarely buy anything but yet the UPS man is at my house every day dropping something off for my husband Haha
@jc.1191
3 жыл бұрын
Watch out or you'll be on that hoarders show 😂
@WV_Mudpuppy
3 жыл бұрын
@@jc.1191 yea no doubt lol I'm sitting boxes out on the street for free when he's at work hahaha
@wyldeyouth
3 жыл бұрын
Jeeeeeezus Bill! Just read the fucking numbers!!
@stnicholas54
4 жыл бұрын
Hahahahahahaha You tell them, Bill !!
@brendanwilliams8235
2 жыл бұрын
Bill, check out how the director of black panther's trip to the bank went.
@GadgetWusky
3 жыл бұрын
The only thing I’m getting from this conversation is that Bill doesn’t type
@YourBeingParanoid
7 жыл бұрын
Having a history that includes working for a big high street bank - I have an inner glow when I swapped them a little shitty 2 bedroom flat for £300,000 tax free :) I fucking hated working there and LOVED the day I left (before they went tits up!) FAB!
@mikej791
5 жыл бұрын
You are right!
@vitocorleone1462
6 жыл бұрын
Something really fucking weird just happened. Ok, so I had two tabs open, I was watching this and switched tabs 20 secs into this video to watch a David Blaine video. I finished David's video, returned to this one and pressed play, and within 10 seconds bill said David Blaine. WTFFFF!?!?!?
@daccitv4651
Жыл бұрын
As a current banker, I agree with everything except that we don’t make the money, it gets sent to us from the government lol
@ApPillon
3 жыл бұрын
Every time I go to the bank I realise I forgot by bat
@terrellnewman1695
4 жыл бұрын
I like the British accent imitation
@SwissMarksman
4 жыл бұрын
2:20 is that booze on ice I hear in the background ol' billy.
@himothy9871
6 жыл бұрын
Man. These podcast really push why people are willing to listen to. Lmfao i enjoy listening to.people rant especially ma nigga young burr
@Boogaloo_Baloo
5 жыл бұрын
As a 22yo,us kids are a fucking tragedy in the work place.
@123PhoebeC
7 жыл бұрын
People that just keep buying shit do my head in. I'm the frugal one in my house and everytime I pick up the mail there's more damn amazon packages.
@nunchuksteev9811
5 жыл бұрын
I feel like Bill was kind of mean to the bank guy
@zachinthehat1707
5 жыл бұрын
He said he’s a dick and he’s right both are true
@a.k.4o
5 жыл бұрын
I dont . And applaud him
@random-nz7dy
2 жыл бұрын
It's the lack of the word please that would have gotten me more than anything
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